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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 4
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Rick Porter just did a story on homeless teens and my son was one of them.
00:06Oh, my God.
00:07Orson found Andrew.
00:08Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
00:12Yeah, sure.
00:13And the prodigal son returned.
00:18Mike fell into a coma.
00:20What could be more romantic?
00:21I could think of something.
00:23And Susan fell into the arms of another man.
00:27A bit too soon.
00:31The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma, Edie Britt was the first to know.
00:42Once she was sure he was responsive...
00:45Mike?
00:48Edie decided to share the good news with others.
00:51Code red!
00:52Code red!
00:54My friend just woke up from his coma.
00:56And that is how word began to spread.
01:00Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, was busy with a patient when he first heard the news.
01:05Not long after, he called his Aunt Ida, who was busy knitting a sweater.
01:11She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn.
01:16And she told her husband, Tom, who was busy playing a computer game.
01:21He then emailed his friend, Carlos, who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer.
01:28And Carlos called his soon-to-be ex-wife, Gabrielle, who was busy doing the same with hers.
01:35Yes.
01:37Yes.
01:37Word of Mike's miraculous recovery spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane.
01:42And stopped cold in everyone's busy, busy life.
01:47Everyone, that is.
01:49Except for Susan Meyer.
01:52Who was busy doing something she would soon wish.
01:58She hadn't.
02:11Were busy doing something here, Rachel.
02:16I'm going to go back to her with her.
02:16Too many times.
02:17I am going to go back.
02:18But at the time she will get another date of his daughter's business now.
02:18I'm going to turn around.
02:19I'm going to take you to help her.
02:20I'm going to go back.
02:24I'm going to be a moment.
02:25I'm going to go back.
02:26She's back.
02:28I'm waiting for you to go back here.
02:43Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview.
02:48Prior to that, he was best known as a bootlegger, a womanizer, and a horse thief.
02:57Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past.
03:03Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten.
03:08And no one knew this better than Brie Hodge.
03:11So you're just gonna lie to people?
03:13Oh, I'm not talking about a lie, just a polite fiction to explain to everybody where you've
03:17been.
03:18I mean, we can't possibly tell them that you've been living on Skid Row sleeping in a cardboard
03:21box.
03:22So why do I have to go to this history fair anyway?
03:25I mean, it's just some dumb school contest.
03:27We all know Danielle's not gonna win.
03:29She never wins anything.
03:30Is it weird eating off plates?
03:31Because if you were more comfortable, you could just eat straight out of the garbage.
03:35This is a family event, and we're all gonna enjoy it together.
03:38Now, Danielle, stop sniping and start thinking of an alibi for your brother.
03:41I know.
03:42We could say he joined a cult and we had to kidnap and deprogram him.
03:45Well, that would certainly spare the family some embarrassment.
03:48Why not throw in a killing spree, too?
03:50Well, here's a thought.
03:52We say he was at drama camp.
03:54It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts, while giving us a private joke to savor
03:59about the drama of his estrangement.
04:03Uh, yeah.
04:04He is always like that.
04:06Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth?
04:11I got out of line.
04:12You kicked me out.
04:13I lived on the street.
04:14I came back home.
04:17We'll need a name for this drama camp.
04:21We've got ties here, people.
04:23Designer ties.
04:24Two for dollar.
04:28Ooh, do you like those barbells?
04:30Make me an offer.
04:31I'm feeling generous.
04:35Here's the customer I've been waiting for.
04:38I see you got my flyer.
04:41You're having a garage sale featuring menswear and sporting equipment.
04:44I need cash, and you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you?
04:48Those are my good cufflinks.
04:50Those are my CDs.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:53This is my baby blanket.
04:54My momma knitted this.
04:56And it pains me to sell it.
04:58It's just that my lawyer told me what you're offering for spousal support, and I can't
05:02get by on that.
05:03I am doing the best that I can.
05:04I've got a few deals in the pipeline, but I'm not making near as much as I used to.
05:08So I should be punished.
05:10Attention, shoppers.
05:11For the next 20 minutes, free golf club with every purchase.
05:15Gabby, I'm trying to be civil.
05:17But if you don't knock it off right now, I swear the gloves are coming off.
05:21Oh, honey, the gloves aren't just off.
05:23They're 70% off!
05:25Get your cashmere gloves!
05:32Hey, Parker.
05:33Where's your uniform?
05:34You got your game in an hour.
05:36No, I don't.
05:37I quit.
05:38What?
05:38I hate baseball.
05:40Daddy said I don't want to play it anymore.
05:42Well, Daddy should have checked with Mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why
05:47he's wrong.
05:47Hey, you're playing.
05:50But, Mom, I suck.
05:52Everybody says so.
05:53That's why they made up a fake position for me.
05:56It is not fake.
05:57There is not a team I know that could get along without their back-up far-right fielder.
06:03Okay, come on.
06:04Let's go practice.
06:08All right.
06:09Let's try it again.
06:09Nice and easy.
06:10Watch the ball hit the bat.
06:12You ready?
06:12You can do it.
06:13Here we go.
06:15Okay, Parker.
06:16Keep telling you.
06:17You got to keep your eyes open.
06:18How are you going to hit the ball when you're doing this?
06:20You threw too fast.
06:21Throw slower.
06:23If I threw any slower, we would be bowling.
06:26Hey.
06:27Hey, what you guys doing?
06:29I'll tell you what we're not doing.
06:30Quitting.
06:31Oh, hey, buddy.
06:32Did you change your mind?
06:33No.
06:35Lynette, I told him that he didn't have to play anymore.
06:37He's got five more games of the season.
06:39He made a commitment he's going to see it through.
06:41But, Lynette, he doesn't like it.
06:43And if you haven't noticed, he kind of sucks.
06:45Yeah, well, that's not the point.
06:47What kind of message are we sending if we let him quit whenever the going gets rough, honey?
06:50It is kids' baseball.
06:51It's a way to kill three hours before they eat pizza.
06:53Why are you being such a hard ass?
06:54Well, it's called parenting, Tom.
06:56Watch and learn.
07:02Okay, P-dog.
07:04This is a curve ball.
07:08Ow!
07:10Again, opening the eyes.
07:11Can't stress it enough.
07:16Are you sure it's okay if we stay another day?
07:18Well, let's see.
07:19What excuse did we use when we had this conversation yesterday?
07:22That we work hard and we deserve to relax.
07:25No, I believe that was last Thursday's rationale.
07:27Fresh air is good for us.
07:29Ah, Tuesday.
07:29Okay, here's one.
07:31Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father.
07:33Brilliant!
07:35If we keep this up, we can stay here till Christmas.
07:40You know, sometimes when you smile like that, it really makes me think that...
07:45What?
07:46What were you gonna say?
07:48Well, it makes me think that I could love you.
07:53I don't mean love in the swooning schoolboy sense.
07:56You know, fireworks exploding, bells ringing.
08:00To me, it's about this.
08:02A mundane task that there's suddenly a joy because of who you're doing it with.
08:06That's love to me.
08:08Someone to fluff while you fold.
08:10Someone to whisper to at a boring party.
08:12Someone to, to...
08:13Shh.
08:14Do you mind?
08:15You're kind of drowning out the pills.
08:20So I am.
08:29I think I can feed myself now.
08:31Mmm.
08:32You said that yesterday and I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding.
08:35You heard the therapist.
08:36It's gonna be weeks before you're up and running.
08:42I just wanna get home.
08:44Unpack.
08:45You just let home come to you, okay?
08:48The whole street's dying to see you.
08:51Brie is even baking you a peach pie.
08:55She's a redhead, right?
08:58Right.
09:00Husband's a doctor.
09:02Rex.
09:05Rex is dead.
09:09Really?
09:10When did that happen?
09:12About a year and a half ago.
09:14What?
09:15Yeah.
09:16You were at his funeral.
09:17Talking about this is not possible.
09:19I just met him right before my accident.
09:25Mike?
09:27What year is it?
09:302004.
09:31Why?
09:35It's called retrograde memory loss.
09:37It's caused by the swelling and frontal lobe damage.
09:41You say he's lost two whole years.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Is that unusual?
09:46Patients more typically lose several weeks.
09:51The damage may be more severe than we thought.
09:54Well, do you think he'll get his memory back?
09:56He might.
09:57At least partially.
09:59You could be some assistance with that.
10:01How?
10:02Bring him some personal belongings, photos, letters.
10:06He's gonna need some help to remember what he can't.
10:11Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks.
10:14He's gonna need some help.
10:20He's gonna need some help.
10:27He's gonna need some help.
10:27Hey, did I tell you that, uh, Burnham Fox is looking for a new creative director?
10:30PR?
10:31What makes you think I want to work for a PR firm?
10:34Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties.
10:38Yeah.
10:39What was I thinking?
10:40Honey, we agreed that I would chase my dreams.
10:42That ain't it.
10:44Look, I was just making conversation.
10:46Batter up!
10:48Is she up?
10:52Come on, Parker!
10:53Keep you on the ball!
10:59Track one!
11:01Hey, people.
11:03Just a kid, okay?
11:04Come on.
11:07Track two!
11:09Hey, hey.
11:10I'm glad it's not helpful.
11:11It only takes one, Parker!
11:13Only takes one!
11:14It's not your son's fault.
11:16He's just up against the best pitcher in the league.
11:18Yeah, that guy's a machine.
11:19Who is that kid?
11:20Nicky Abbott.
11:21He's a neighbor of mine.
11:22The kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old.
11:27Track three, you're out!
11:32I'm gonna go buy my ice cream.
11:36It's okay, P-Dawg!
11:38You're gonna get him the next inning!
11:50So tell me, what else do you know about this Nicky kid?
11:57You short 50 cents?
11:58Please, that's all I got.
12:01Hey.
12:02Give the kid what he wants.
12:06Thanks.
12:07Hey, aren't you, uh, Parker Scavo's mom?
12:08That's right.
12:10Come.
12:11Walk with him.
12:16So, money's a little tight, huh?
12:18A little.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Heard your old man's out of work.
12:20That's gotta be tough.
12:22Yeah, they, uh, cut my allowance.
12:24No.
12:25Kid's gotta have an allowance.
12:26How else you're gonna buy the things you want, right?
12:29Like that cotton candy.
12:32That's a little piece of heaven, huh?
12:35Hey.
12:36I got an idea.
12:38Maybe we could help each other out.
12:40My son's having a little trouble hitting the ball.
12:42Yeah, I saw that.
12:43Yeah.
12:46Ever seen one of these?
13:04Carlos, what are you doing here?
13:06I mean, besides lowering my property value?
13:08I had a little news and I wanted to see your face when I delivered it.
13:11Oh.
13:13I'm tired of fighting.
13:15So, I called my lawyer and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support.
13:19Really?
13:20Mm-hmm.
13:22Wow.
13:23Well, thank you.
13:26Okay, you've seen my face, now you can beat it.
13:29Wait, there's more.
13:32Since I'm gonna be giving you all that money, I have to cut back on some stuff.
13:36Like the rent on my apartment.
13:38But the good news is, according to my lawyer, I'm completely within my rights to do this.
13:50Honey, I'm home.
13:54Wait, you can't stay here.
13:57Now there's the face that I was looking for.
13:58I'm in.
14:00Oh, I think this is a big mess.
14:01Is it going to be aassociate?
14:01Yeah?
14:02It's a big mess.
14:02Get it out.
14:05Take it out.
14:13Strike one!
14:15Oh, well, it was kinda slow.
14:17His arm must be getting tired.
14:19Yeah, well, drill those fastballs.
14:22Come on, Parker, you can do it!
14:30Strike two!
14:52Go, go, go!
15:28Mr. Filotti.
15:29Yes?
15:29I cannot thank you enough for getting Danielle interested in history.
15:33She has never worked so hard on a project before.
15:36Wait, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student.
15:41Oh, and it's so good to see that Andrew's back.
15:44Where has he been all this time?
15:46Drama camp.
15:48A very prestigious drama camp.
16:07Do I know you?
16:08Yeah, uh, you gave me a ride in your black sedan once.
16:13You know, the one with the climbing seats.
16:18Excuse me.
16:21It was not Dr. Keck?
16:24You know him?
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah, we, uh, had a drama camp.
16:29Oh, good lord.
16:30You mean...
16:31Yeah.
16:32I, uh, performed.
16:35Performed once.
16:36Are you all right?
16:37I'll be all right.
16:39Fine.
16:40Howard Keck?
16:41You sure?
16:42I mean, he's a very respected member of the community.
16:46Yeah.
16:47They all were.
16:56What were you and Andrew talking about today at the fair?
17:01Uh, nothing.
17:04I was gonna make some cocoa.
17:06Would you like some?
17:07Orson, I saw the two of you whispering right after Dr. Keck ran off.
17:10What happened?
17:18Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything, but I don't want there to be any secrets between us.
17:23So, please don't let him know I told you.
17:26Well, of course not.
17:27What is it?
17:29How to put this?
17:30Uh, when Andrew was on the street, he, uh, he didn't just beg for money.
17:37Uh, at times he, well, he did things to earn it.
17:41Oh, good.
17:42I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
17:46Uh, what I mean is, men hired him, uh, to, uh, do things.
17:54Things he wasn't very proud of.
17:57Yard work?
17:59Afraid not.
18:01You're scaring me.
18:02Did he do something awful?
18:04No.
18:04No, not awful.
18:06I mean, people do it all the time.
18:07I do it with you.
18:09I just don't pay you for it.
18:16I think someone could use a cocoa.
18:23Look, we mustn't judge Andrew.
18:25He was desperate.
18:26I'll never forgive myself.
18:27It's all my fault for pushing him away.
18:29Brie, don't do that to yourself.
18:31The important thing now is that he's home and he's safe.
18:33How does this Dr. Keck fit into all this?
18:35I mean, is he treating Andrew for some awful disease?
18:39Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's clients.
18:43Howard Keck?
18:44That's ridiculous.
18:45He's got a wife and a daughter.
18:46He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team.
18:48Well, it's clearly not the only team he plays for.
18:52This is a nightmare.
18:53An absolute nightmare.
18:56Please don't cut into that pie.
18:57I made it for Mike.
18:59Mike?
19:01Delfino?
19:02Yes.
19:02I left you two messages.
19:03Didn't you check your voicemail?
19:04He woke up from his coma.
19:06Wow.
19:14Who is it?
19:14Is it Sharla Banning?
19:15I'm not telling who it is.
19:17I'm just asking the question.
19:19If you know a husband has been unfaithful, do you tell the wife?
19:23Absolutely.
19:24If he's cheating, he could bring home a disease.
19:26Okay, that's what I was thinking.
19:27I mean, that's how Bunny Connors got chlamydia.
19:29She told me she got it from wearing someone else's bathing suit.
19:31No, that's how she got crabs.
19:35Poor Bunny, it's always something.
19:36If it's not to clap, it's a botched facelift.
19:39Be that as it may.
19:40Do we all agree that I should tell this man's wife?
19:43I wouldn't.
19:44Women always say they want to know if their husband's cheating,
19:46and they always resent the person who tells them.
19:48So if Tom was cheating, you wouldn't tell me?
19:51No.
19:51But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him.
19:54Ah.
19:54You're sweet.
19:58Brie, I'm sorry.
19:59I think you gotta follow your heart on this one.
20:01Even if it isn't the easiest thing to do.
20:05Gabby.
20:08Are you and Carlos getting back together?
20:10Why?
20:16Uh, would you excuse me?
20:22What are you doing?
20:24I told you I was having friends over.
20:25I'm thirsty.
20:26This is my kitchen, too.
20:28Hey, ladies.
20:30Oh, for God's sakes, put some pants on.
20:32I wanted to, but somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer
20:35while it was still wet.
20:36Don't act like you didn't deserve that.
20:39What are you talking about?
20:40You peed in my shampoo. Admit it.
20:42What?
20:42Yeah, the cap was loose.
20:43And I know how your sick mind works.
20:45Oh, really?
20:46Well, in that case, you should know
20:47that if I was gonna do something like that,
20:48I wouldn't do it to your shampoo.
20:50I would do it to your mouthwash, soup,
20:52and decaffeinated coffee.
20:57Ladies.
21:04Please.
21:06To answer your question, no, we are not getting back together.
21:22I love this music.
21:24What's it about?
21:27Making love, regret, cigarettes.
21:30Cigarettes?
21:31Well, I assume it's French.
21:33They write what they know.
21:35I'd love to go to France someday.
21:40Would you like to go next month?
21:42Are you serious?
21:44Yeah, I'm going on business.
21:45Come with me.
21:45Oh, Ian.
21:46I just took a week off.
21:48I couldn't possibly justify taking another.
21:50Oh, you'll manage.
21:51We've already proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization.
21:55Mm-hmm.
21:56Well, it's okay.
21:58You're gonna promise me we'll actually leave the hotel room.
22:01It's Paris, dear.
22:03We can pretty much make love anywhere.
22:06I thought you said you didn't get reception up here.
22:09Well, the occasional signal gets through.
22:11Please don't answer.
22:13Oh, it's Julie.
22:14I have to.
22:16Hello, what's up?
22:18Hey.
22:19Uh, I can't.
22:21No, can you say that again?
22:23The signal's really bad.
22:27What?
22:29Oh, my God.
22:30There's something wrong.
22:31Mike woke up.
22:33Um, Julie, when did he...
22:34Julie?
22:36Julie!
22:37Oh, damn it.
22:38Oh, my God.
22:41Oh, oh, my God.
22:42Um, uh, I...
22:45I have to go.
22:46Um, I gotta get out of here.
22:48Yes, of course.
22:51I think that you're sitting on my bra.
23:01What'd the coach say?
23:02What do you think he said?
23:03Parker's off the team.
23:04It's not fair.
23:05It's not his fault.
23:06It doesn't matter.
23:07Because his mother bribed an eight-year-old pitcher,
23:10who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team.
23:13Not Nikki, too.
23:15What were you thinking?
23:17I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem.
23:22With a 50?
23:23Yeah.
23:25Honey, everything would have been fine if you just let Parker quit.
23:29Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter.
23:34Yeah, because I guess having two in the family would be a bit much.
23:38Whoa, where'd that come from?
23:40You say that you support my decision to leave advertising, follow my dream.
23:43But it is obvious to me that you resent it.
23:45That is not true.
23:47Why do you keep dropping all these hints about the job at Burnham Fox then, huh?
23:51I just figured since you're taking your time figuring out what your dream even is,
23:55you might want to make a few bucks in the meantime.
23:57I have a dream, too.
23:58It includes keeping this house.
24:00Oh, like I don't...
24:04Are you fighting?
24:05No.
24:07No.
24:09It was excitement because we have just decided you don't have to play baseball anymore.
24:14Huh, isn't that great?
24:15But I can't stop now.
24:17Huh?
24:18Not when I'm finally getting good.
24:19You were right, Mom.
24:20I just need a little more practice.
24:22Look, Mom, come on.
24:23Let's go practice.
24:24See you outside.
24:28So, what's on the next page of your parenting handbook?
24:34Ian, can you please hurry?
24:36I am hurrying.
24:38Should have been out on the road ten minutes ago.
24:40It's not like checking out of a hotel.
24:42There's doors to secure.
24:43I have to turn the gas valve off.
24:44Can't you do that stuff later?
24:45Well, after the place is overrun by raccoons.
24:48Of course, a joke will be on them when it blows up.
24:50Mike is awake.
24:51He's lying there and he's wondering where I am.
24:53Yes, I get it.
24:53You're in a hurry.
24:54Just please give me a minute.
24:56I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake.
25:06Oh, here's the picture that you took of me in my bikini at that pool party.
25:11You could have warned me I was showing a little nip.
25:14Oh, Susan Meyer.
25:17Remember her?
25:18Yeah.
25:20She's pretty.
25:22Yeah, she is sorta in this picture.
25:25Is there a date on this thing?
25:26The nurses said that she visited me a lot.
25:29We were close, huh?
25:31You have just come out of a coma.
25:33Can we not talk about Susan until you start to regain your strength?
25:37Why?
25:39Oh, God.
25:41I hate to be the one telling you this.
25:43Well, if you don't want to.
25:45That tramp treated you like dirt.
25:47She strung you along.
25:48She slept with other guys.
25:50You broke up with her twice.
25:52Why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it?
25:55Well, she's a bit of a stalker.
25:58I was worried that she was gonna come in here and disconnect one of the tubes or something.
26:02But don't worry.
26:04She's glommed onto some new guy and she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now.
26:10Wow.
26:11She told the nurses that she really loved me.
26:16That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget.
26:21She is a liar.
26:34You waiting to see Mike Delfino?
26:35Uh, yes.
26:37I'm a...
26:38I'm a neighbor.
26:39But he already has a visitor, so I'll come back later.
26:41Don't be surprised if he doesn't recognize you.
26:44He's suffered significant memory loss.
26:48Really?
26:51That's too bad.
26:54Sure you don't want to go in?
26:56Miss Britt's here all the time. She won't mind.
26:57No. I've waited this long. I can wait a bit longer.
27:00No. I'm so sorry.
27:17By the way, I don't know where you're on.cieãn.
27:20Well, I know
27:21where you were. There now. You
27:21him. Get back. In
27:29New England.
27:30Hey, Carlos, what's up?
27:31My key won't work.
27:35That's probably because I had the locks changed.
27:40Gabby!
27:40Can't be too safe.
27:41You never know when someone might move in on you when you're not looking.
27:55Hello, 911.
27:57There's an intruder breaking into my home.
28:02Can you tell them to come armed?
28:03I think he's Mexican.
28:07I'm telling you, I'm her husband.
28:09I bought her this house.
28:10My name is on the deed.
28:11Ma'am, if you're married, it's a matter of public record.
28:13I can find out very quickly.
28:19All right, but we're going through a very messy divorce,
28:22and he moved back in on me.
28:24And everyone knows the wife keeps the house,
28:26and the husband gets the crappy apartment.
28:28It's the American way.
28:29Call my lawyer.
28:31This is all totally legal, and she knows it.
28:33She's just trying to get back at me.
28:36I hear that.
28:38You wouldn't believe the stuff my wife pulled when we split.
28:44Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't take sides.
28:47Police officers aren't allowed to take sides.
28:49I'd pay your salary.
28:52Ted, you see that?
28:54This lady just assaulted me.
28:55Ow.
28:56It was a swat.
28:58Ted, does this hurt?
29:03Use your hands!
29:05Off me!
29:06Police brutality!
29:17This is all my fault.
29:19Why punish Parker?
29:21Sorry, Mrs. Scavo.
29:22Rules are rules.
29:23I can't put him back on the team.
29:25Just one more game.
29:27He'll suck.
29:27The other kids will taunt him.
29:29He'll want to quit again.
29:30See, everybody wins.
29:31Wish I could help, but...
29:33Please, you can't bend the rules just once.
29:37Did you know the team could use some new batting helmets?
29:42You asking for a bribe?
29:44You pretending you're above that?
29:47I've got my checkbook.
29:51Hello, Vera.
29:52I made you some of those shortbread biscuits that you like so much.
29:56Oh, sweet.
29:57Can you stay for some tea?
29:59It's been so long.
30:00We have some catching up to do.
30:02Yes.
30:03Yes, we do.
30:12I know how painful this must be for you.
30:15It isn't easy for me, either, considering Andrew's role in it.
30:20And why have you told me this?
30:22Because I thought you'd want to know.
30:26Why?
30:27So you could do something.
30:34Do you think I'm an idiot?
30:36That I know nothing about the man I've lived with for 27 years?
30:42I've always assumed Howard had some outlet, a friend tucked away somewhere.
30:47I didn't know.
30:49I didn't care to know.
30:52But thank you for painting so vivid, so indelible a picture of my husband's activities.
30:58I'm sorry.
31:00I just felt that if it were me, I'd...
31:02You'd want to know.
31:03Yes, absolutely.
31:05Then I owe you an apology.
31:07Because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family.
31:11Oh?
31:12Actually, it's not much of a secret.
31:14My daughter tells me it's common knowledge among the cheerleaders.
31:17What is?
31:19The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher.
31:26But where are my manners?
31:28I should have brought some biscuits with that.
31:36Batter up!
31:40Well, why aren't we just the parents of the year?
31:43Sitting in the stands waiting for our son to fail so we can weasel out of a bribery scandal.
31:47Two bribery scandals.
31:49Gotta count the batting helmets.
31:54Strike one!
31:56You know, for what it's worth, I don't think you're a quitter.
31:59Good.
32:01And you don't resent me?
32:02No.
32:05Okay, well, maybe a little.
32:07Why?
32:08You get to chase your dream while I get to spend the rest of my life in advertising.
32:13Maybe I'd like to write a book or, you know, start my own magazine.
32:17And then I think, no, I can't. I have a family to support.
32:20And I am okay with that.
32:22Most of the time.
32:24You know what?
32:26I've been looking at that job at Vernon Fox.
32:28Don't you dare.
32:30You are going to chase your dream and I am going to support you 99% of the time.
32:36That's all I could really ask for.
32:46How the hell did he do that?
32:51I have to be cheering for him.
32:56He's never going to quit now.
32:58What are we going to say to him?
33:04Ow!
33:05Ow!
33:09Here we go.
33:14I don't know, buddy. It looks like a pretty bad sprain.
33:18Probably going to be out the rest of the season.
33:22Damn.
33:24Hey, but you know what? That was one heck of a hit.
33:29Sure was.
33:50Posted your bail. We can go.
33:58Gabby.
33:59Don't talk to me.
34:00Oh, lighten up.
34:02You were in there for maybe an hour.
34:04The whole thing is funny and you know it.
34:09Come on, Gabby.
34:10We've been going at each other for months now.
34:12Can we just stop?
34:14You know as well as I do we're going to end up back together.
34:17Wow! You are crazy.
34:19No, what's crazy is throwing away the past three years.
34:21I mean, why can't we just say what we really feel for a change?
34:29Fine. I'll get the ball rolling.
34:31I still love you.
34:32That's too bad because I don't love you.
34:34Yeah, right.
34:36I don't.
34:39And I haven't for a very long time.
34:43That's a lie. You're just saying that to hurt me.
34:45No, if I wanted to hurt you I would tell you about last weekend.
34:49When I slept with John Rowland.
35:00Carlos, what are you doing?
35:03Carlos!
35:07Carlos!
35:08You're in the middle. You're in the middle of nowhere.
35:12Ah!
35:13In the middle.
35:38Daniel!
35:39Daniel, he is your history teacher and he is 35 years old.
35:43Robert says age is just a number.
35:45Don't you dare leave this house.
35:46You can't break us up.
35:47I love him and he loves me.
35:59You can't break us up. I love him and he loves me.
36:00Come on, Mom.
36:02I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived.
36:07You're not.
36:09There's Grandma.
36:15I've tried so hard to set a good example. I've done the best I could to teach you kids right
36:21from wrong. Why isn't it taking?
36:24It took. I mean, we know the difference between right and wrong. We just chose wrong.
36:30Why?
36:32Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way, the other way starts to look more entertaining.
36:39You're awful.
36:40I know. I blame shoddy parenting.
36:49You know, we never discussed what it was like for you while you were away.
36:55I just want you to know if you ever want to talk about it, there's nothing you can't tell me.
37:02Oh.
37:04Thanks.
37:08Not right now.
37:09Okay?
37:19I'll pick up your bags, Anita.
37:22Not my fault you weren't there.
37:25What?
37:26It's not.
37:27I know what you're feeling.
37:28How could you possibly know what I was feeling?
37:31For six months, I have prayed every day for that man to wake up, and you made me give up
37:35on him.
37:35I did not make you.
37:36Okay. Not on purpose, but you did.
37:38You were sweet and charming and English.
37:40And that's why, when my prayers were answered, I was a hundred miles away naked in someone else's arms.
37:44This should never have happened.
37:46You can say what you want about this.
37:48Say that you feel guilty. Say that it was bad timing.
37:51But don't you say that this should never have happened.
37:57Because you're the best thing that's happened to me in years.
38:04Ina, I'm sorry.
38:08I know how you feel.
38:09It's Mike.
38:13It's Mike.
38:14It's my Mike.
38:19And you should go.
38:46Oh, my God.
38:49You are awake.
38:51Hi, Susan.
38:53Oh, God.
38:54It's so wonderful to hear your voice again.
38:58You say you've been here a lot.
39:00Yes.
39:01Yes, I have almost every day.
39:04I can't tell you how much I'm kicking myself for not being here when you woke up.
39:08Where were you?
39:12I was in the country.
39:15But I'm back now.
39:19Okay.
39:23Something wrong?
39:24You don't seem happy to see me.
39:30To be honest, I don't remember you.
39:35What?
39:36I remember moving to Fairview and meeting people.
39:40And after that, nothing.
39:42The doctors say it's the head trauma.
39:47Oh.
39:49But you're gonna be all right.
39:51I'm gonna help you remember.
39:54If you don't mind, I'm kinda tired now.
39:57Oh.
39:59Okay.
40:02Oh, my God.
40:04Right, you, you, um, you sleep.
40:07I'll come back tomorrow.
40:11I'd rather you didn't.
40:17Well, I've got therapy.
40:18Maybe.
40:19Maybe next week.
40:28Okay.
40:29I would say this day.
40:31Hey.
40:36Okay.
40:47I'm not really sure.
40:48I'm gonna make it more.
40:48Bye.
40:48Bye.
40:51Bye.
41:08We all have our reasons for rewriting history.
41:14Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis.
41:18Drama camp was awesome.
41:20We're talking zero supervision.
41:23Sometimes we want to hurt someone who has hurt us.
41:26You can tell Carlos that he can have the photo album.
41:30She says that they hold no Southern Middle Valley for her.
41:34And then there are times we just want to spare ourselves embarrassment.
41:39I don't know how these rumors get started.
41:41No, Parker only quit the team because he hurt his ankle.
41:46Of course there are some who feel that to rewrite history is just another way to lie.
41:53And poor Howard has to work late again tonight.
41:56Of course he does it all for the family.
42:02But what is history anyway?
42:05You say I dated Susan for a long time.
42:09Do you think I was in love with her?
42:12But a set of lies agreed upon.
42:15I don't.
42:18I really, really don't.
42:22I don't.
42:42I really, really don't.
42:45Do you think?
42:46Yeah.
43:01Well, I do.
43:03It's a good one.
43:05You would have to do it...
43:11Hooray.
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