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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 2
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02It means a lot to her to feel included.
00:05Sometimes dark clouds have silver linings.
00:08He sort of asked me out.
00:09It's okay with you if I go out with him.
00:12Sometimes they don't.
00:13Once that baby comes, I'm gonna be stuck raising a child alone.
00:16When it comes to life on Wisteria Lane...
00:19Will you marry me?
00:20Things that seem too good to be true...
00:22Does she know you killed your wife?
00:24Usually turn out...
00:25Get away from him now while you can.
00:26...to be deadly.
00:31Brides are sensitive creatures.
00:33And no one knows this better...
00:35...than the bridesmaids who have to deal with them.
00:40Well, I think a ten-foot train is great.
00:42But a shorter one would be just as nice...
00:44...and you wouldn't have to worry about people tripping on it.
00:49Personally, I love smoked rabbit.
00:52But for a sure crowd pleaser, you can't beat chicken.
00:57Sure, who doesn't love a string quartet?
01:00But if you got a band, maybe people could dance as opposed to sway.
01:06But the one area where a bridesmaid's tact is most required involves the dress.
01:12So what do you think?
01:14She's required to wear.
01:15Well, um...
01:18I'm not sure that I've ever seen this shade of green before.
01:22Yeah, don't you think it'll be gorgeous with my coloring?
01:24Yes, it would look perfect.
01:26For someone with your coloring.
01:28I mean, I was lucky to find these.
01:30It's not easy putting a wedding together in two weeks.
01:32Then why the rush?
01:33Yeah, Bree, I'd have thought of you as a person who wants time to plan.
01:37Well, Orson and I talked about it.
01:39And we just feel at our age, it's silly to wait.
01:42And with your help, I'm sure we can get it all done.
01:44Well, we are happy to pitch in.
01:47Oh, uh, that reminds me.
01:48I have to get a copy of the seating chart for you.
01:50Gabby, you are in charge of the centerpieces.
01:52And don't worry, Susan, I will think of a job for you.
01:57Here's a job. How about talking you out of marrying a homicidal dentist?
02:00Susan!
02:01We don't know that.
02:02All we have is some crazy woman's accusation.
02:05His wife vanished and he didn't even tell Bree.
02:08How much more proof do you need?
02:09He says he's innocent.
02:11She believes him.
02:12If we say we don't, she'll just end up hating us.
02:13Well, I'm sorry.
02:14I cannot sit here on my key lime ass and watch Bree make the worst mistake of her life.
02:21And what mistake would that be?
02:26Well, um, honestly...
02:32Yes, a bridesmaid can question many of the bride's choices.
02:37These dresses are hideous.
02:40But the groom isn't one of them.
02:45In the sitzt
02:45If I talk to them.
03:12semis
03:27The perfect couple.
03:30We've all met them, haven't we?
03:32That man and woman so clearly made for each other,
03:36we feel certain they're on the road to happiness.
03:39But that road has many detours.
03:42And even perfect couples can find themselves at a dead end.
03:47You want what?
03:49You heard me.
03:50And I want the bedroom stereo.
03:52I want the marble console and that painting of St. Augustine.
03:56You don't even know who he is.
03:57I know he matches the drapes.
03:59People, can we focus here?
04:00And I want my pearl necklace back.
04:02Don't think I didn't notice that you swiped it.
04:03That was my mama's and hers before her.
04:05I think it belongs in my family.
04:06There was a time that you thought I belonged in your family,
04:08and you got over that.
04:10Stop eating my fries.
04:11I'm hungry.
04:12You know what the doctor said.
04:13You should see his cholesterol.
04:15This man bleeds bacon grease.
04:16Enough!
04:20You two are going to have to find a way to deal with each other.
04:22Because you are about to bring a child into this world.
04:24And divorced or not, once that child arrives,
04:27you will be bound together for as long as you live.
04:35Well, in that case, have some more fries.
04:43I'll pick Caleb on Sunday.
04:45Whenever.
04:46Just go.
04:47You and Turk have a great time.
04:49Oh, trust me, we will.
04:52The man is a jackhammer.
04:54Ah.
04:55Bye, Tom.
04:57See you Sunday.
04:59Where is she going?
05:01She and Turk are going down to the river for the weekend.
05:05That's Turk?
05:06That's the new boyfriend?
05:07Uh-uh, no.
05:08Hey, hey, hey, Tom, please.
05:09I don't want my daughter hanging around with a guy like that.
05:12You haven't even met him.
05:13He could be the sweetest man in the world.
05:16Ah!
05:20More importantly, ever since he entered the picture,
05:23squeaky foam is never around.
05:25It has been bliss.
05:26I haven't made this face in a week.
05:29If you ruin this, so help me, I will hurt you.
05:31Just look at him.
05:32Look at him, please.
05:33I swear, that is a child's skull hanging from his rearview mirror.
05:36Doesn't that concern you?
05:37No, I'm good.
05:40Could be a monkey.
05:43Uh, I think I will have the mescaline salad.
05:49That's it?
05:50That's all you're having?
05:52Well, all the food is very expensive.
05:54You don't need to whisper.
05:56The waiter knows the robbing is blind.
05:58You can have whatever you want.
06:00In that case, I'll have the lobster bisque and the veal with the black truffles.
06:05Is that okay?
06:06No, it's fine.
06:07I'll just have Jane move to the VA hospital.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:09I'm kidding.
06:10Jane, it's fine.
06:12I'll have what she's having.
06:14Of course.
06:16God, I love seeing you laugh.
06:18Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood, too.
06:22Oh, dear God.
06:24Did I squeeze too hard?
06:26No, it's my wife's parents.
06:29Oh.
06:30Oh, wow.
06:31Oh, is this going to be awkward?
06:32No, no, no.
06:33Not unless, of course, they see us.
06:34Ian?
06:36Awkward.
06:37Jeff, Renee, what a delightful surprise.
06:42Oh, it's so good to see you, dear.
06:54Hello.
06:54I'm Renee, and this is my husband, Jeff.
06:57Susan Meyer.
06:58Dr. Susan Meyer.
07:01She's new to Jane's neurology team.
07:03Oh.
07:05I just assumed you worked in Ian's publishing house.
07:08Well, yes.
07:09How nice that would have been, huh?
07:12Um, but no, no, I'm, uh, a brain specialist.
07:17Well, Dr. Meyer, maybe I can ask you.
07:19Our daughter's most recent EEG showed brain spikes, but it didn't change the score on a
07:25Glasgow scale.
07:25Um, why is that?
07:29What an excellent question.
07:34And this is the, uh, spinal cord.
07:39And it, of course, attaches to the brain.
07:43You don't have to dumb it down for us, doctor.
07:45We've been dealing with Jane's condition for years.
07:47Oh, good.
07:48I'm, I'm, I'm, well, then let's, let's get technical.
07:52Well, let's give Dr. Meyer the night off.
07:54She was in surgery for 10 hours today, performing a craniotomy.
07:58That's exactly the procedure Jane had.
08:00How'd it go?
08:03Uh, well, I, it just, wow.
08:09I hear my, my phone vibrating.
08:12Um, hello, uh, Dr. Meyer.
08:16Yeah, what?
08:17Do you, you say that his brain shut off?
08:20Oh, I'll be right there.
08:22Um, stat.
08:23Oh, I'm sorry.
08:25Duty calls.
08:32Orson, I moved the furniture back.
08:36Good Lord.
08:37Bree, not again.
08:44Don't you want our first dance to be perfect?
08:47There'll be 200 people staring at us.
08:53You know, Bree, since that incident at our engagement party, there's been a lot of dark talk about me.
09:00Well, I don't pay attention to gossip.
09:02I'm just saying I would understand if you had second thoughts about marrying a man who's under a cloud.
09:09Well, no one who knows you could seriously believe that you could hurt a woman.
09:13Strangers may talk, but I know the truth.
09:16Really?
09:19Men have lied to me before.
09:21Believe me, it'll never happen again.
09:25So you trust me completely?
09:31Clearly, I do.
09:35The body is unusually well-preserved because it was buried in clay.
09:40Do we have a cause of death?
09:42Blunt force trauma to the head.
09:45We should pull all the missing persons reports.
09:47Cross-check against her height, age, and weight.
09:50I'm also running a DNA panel since we won't be able to use her dental records.
09:54Why not?
09:56Whoever killed her pulled out all her teeth.
10:11Nora, what are you doing back?
10:14Are you okay?
10:15Shut the door!
10:17I don't want Kayla to find me like this.
10:20What's wrong?
10:22Turk and I had a fight.
10:24What?
10:25No, no, no, no.
10:28What happened?
10:28What happened is Turk is an ass.
10:31On the way to the river, we stopped up at this bar and we were playing pool and I got
10:34a little bitchy with one of the waitresses.
10:36Who cares, right?
10:36I mean, who cares?
10:37It's a bar and we all do it, right?
10:40Right.
10:40So, he tells me to watch my mouth and I'm like, whoa, get a load of Mr. Two Strikes trying
10:48to tell me how to act in public and then he called me a whore.
10:52We're done.
10:53Okay, whoa, whoa, take a deep breath.
10:56You don't break up with a guy because in a weak moment he calls you a whore.
11:01And then on the way out, he threatened to hit me.
11:05Okay, but he didn't.
11:06He didn't.
11:07And you know until he...
11:08Oh, gee, Lynette, whose side are you on?
11:10I'm on the side of love.
11:12You guys seem like such a perfect couple.
11:15I just, I, I, you know, you don't want to throw that all away because of a little fight with
11:21no hitting.
11:25No, it's over.
11:29I just got off the phone with Turk's parole officer and I was like, yes, you ain't in Nevada no
11:35more.
11:35Quick.
11:45I think I might have to stay here tonight.
11:47I think I might have to stay here tonight.
12:19Austin?
12:21Hey, Aunt Edie.
12:24Anyway, Mom just got back from a cruise to Jamaica with new boobs and a 24-year-old cabin boy.
12:31Needless to say, me and Mr. Can I get you some more hot towels?
12:34We didn't exactly hit it off.
12:36So after I broke his nose, I figured it was a great time to come visit my favorite aunt.
12:40Your mom always did have lousy taste in men.
12:43So, I figured I'd crash here for the night and hitch down to Mexico, hang out and party.
12:48Yeah, I'm thinking like new way in hell.
12:52You're going to stay here with me until things blow over with your mom, okay?
12:55Cool, thanks.
12:59Oh wait, you're 18, right?
13:02Well, that's what my ID says.
13:05Yeah, mine too.
13:16Hey, you are supposed to be on bed rest.
13:19I'm bored.
13:20Well, why don't you try putting on a pair of pants?
13:23That should kill a couple of hours.
13:30Hey, babe.
13:33Hey, what is she doing on a bed?
13:34That can't be good for her.
13:36Or the stairs.
13:38What do you want?
13:40The mediator was right.
13:42A month from now, we're not just going to be Carlos and Gabby.
13:44We're going to be mom and dad.
13:46And I don't want to be at war with the mother of my child.
13:50So here.
13:52Your mama's pearls?
13:54Carlos.
14:00And?
14:01And what?
14:03Wouldn't you like to make some reciprocal gesture?
14:06Fine.
14:07You can come to Bree's wedding reception.
14:09As my guest.
14:11Thanks.
14:12Where is it?
14:13Here.
14:13Here.
14:15You're throwing the reception?
14:17Yeah.
14:17That's our wedding present to Bree.
14:18So I give you a priceless family heirloom.
14:21And in return, you invite me to a party at my house that I'm paying for.
14:24Well, what kind of gesture did you have in mind?
14:33Things I'll do for jewelry.
14:41Susan, I am so sorry.
14:43Dr. Meyer?
14:45Panic.
14:46Pure panic.
14:48Here.
14:49These are for ruining our first date.
14:52Not in front of Mike.
14:54Oh, look, Mike.
14:55Ian brought you flowers.
14:57I'll just go put them in some water.
15:03Look, I was just trying to protect Jane's parents.
15:07Oh, please.
15:07They still haven't accepted the fact that Jane isn't going to wake up.
15:11If they knew that we were on a date, that I was trying to move on, well, it would devastate
15:16them.
15:16That's a really lovely excuse, but it isn't the whole story, is it?
15:19Excuse me?
15:20A part of you feels like you're cheating on her.
15:23No.
15:24Well, perhaps a small part, but that doesn't mean that...
15:27It's all right, because I feel guilty too.
15:30That's why we should just stop this right now, because it's all way too complicated.
15:33And I think we'd both be happier if we just went back to being friends.
15:40Well, I don't think I can do that.
15:43But the truth is, I haven't thought of you as just a friend for some time now.
15:48Maybe I shouldn't have let myself feel that way, but I have.
15:51And I can't go back.
15:53I'm sorry.
15:57Well, if we can't be friends, then I guess we'll be nothing.
16:04Nothing.
16:35Hey, you got a loan.
16:36Um, sorry, I was just turning it down.
16:45What, you're not a music fan?
16:47Sure, it's just, um, the only thing where a pimp isn't beating his hoe.
16:53I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew.
16:56Oh.
16:57I'm Julie, Susan Meyer's daughter.
16:59Oh.
17:02Anyway, um, I was trying to do my homework, so...
17:05On a Saturday, we'll make sure and take regular breaks and stop for a sensible dinner.
17:12Just keep it down.
17:14You had it really loud.
17:15That's how I like it.
17:18How do you like it?
17:22You know what?
17:24You're not that hot.
17:36Hey, what you doing?
17:37Oh, I'm working on the seating chart.
17:39Mwah!
17:39For Bree's wedding.
17:41Nora?
17:41Who invited her?
17:43I did.
17:43We need to find her another boyfriend, and weddings are crawling with single men.
17:49Hey, I hope you're not seating or nice to any of my friends.
17:51Hey, sacrifices must be made, Tom.
17:53Um, no, Jerry Rawlings, not Jerry Rawlings.
17:55She gets her psycho hooks into Jerry Rawlings.
17:57He will never speak to me again.
17:58Oh, there are other urologists in the world.
18:01Go back to that other guy.
18:02The one with the cold hands?
18:03Oh, it's once a year.
18:04Suck it up.
18:05Get a grip, Lynette.
18:07Get a grip?
18:10I am hanging on for dear life here.
18:12You are the one that brought this little problem into our family, and the only thing I should
18:18be hearing from you is, how can I help?
18:22I am also putting Steve Hansen at her table, so you might want to start shopping around for
18:25a new golf buddy.
18:31Get a grip.
18:36Get a grip.
19:06Get a grip.
19:10Hi.
19:11My name's Susan Meyer.
19:13Your neighbor told me I could find you here.
19:15Yeah.
19:15Well, I was at my friend Bree's engagement party the other night, you know, when you came
19:19in and you did that whole Orson killed his wife thing.
19:23I was just wondering if you could elaborate.
19:27He killed her.
19:28What else do you need to know?
19:29Well, what makes you so sure?
19:32Do you have any proof?
19:36Look, I can't talk now.
19:37I get off at six.
19:38My friend is marrying that man in two hours, please.
19:43Okay, I need $10 in unrolled pennies, and I need to see you count it.
19:50I guess the last time you stiffed me.
19:57After Alma disappeared, the police came and searched the house.
20:00The police?
20:01What did they find?
20:03Nothing.
20:05And that's bad.
20:06Why?
20:07Don't you get it?
20:08When the police showed up, Orson had scrubbed every inch of the place clean with bleach.
20:14No fingerprints.
20:15No skin cells.
20:17No DNA.
20:18It was like Alma had never existed.
20:21Who cleans a house like that unless he has something to hide?
20:35So when I left the bank, I called the detective that worked the case, and he said that the
20:39only reason Orson was never charged was because they never found a body.
20:43So he was an actual suspect?
20:45He was the only suspect.
20:47Oh my God, what are we going to do?
20:48Well, you know what we have to do.
20:53That was close.
20:53The florist put three mums in my bridal bouquet, but not to worry.
20:58Crisis averted.
20:59Brie, we have to talk.
21:11Ah, Reverend.
21:12Any word from the bridal party?
21:14They're still in the bride's room.
21:16You know women.
21:16They're probably in there fussing about mascara and blush.
21:19He did not hack her up and dissolve the pieces in acid.
21:22I said it was a theory.
21:24The point is, Alma disappeared under very suspicious circumstances.
21:27I don't have time for this.
21:28I'm getting married now.
21:29This is your day.
21:30You can push the ceremony back an hour.
21:32Now get that detective on the phone.
21:34Talk things out with Orson.
21:35I can't talk to Orson.
21:37It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
21:40Do you know what's really bad luck?
21:41Marrying a wife killer.
21:44If the three of you don't drop this right now, I will never forgive you.
21:48Brie, we are just doing this because we love you.
21:54But if you can honestly tell us that you don't have the slightest doubt.
21:59None whatsoever.
22:00None whatsoever.
22:30None whatsoever.
22:59None whatsoever.
23:07Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God
23:10to join this man and woman in holy...
23:14Excuse me.
23:15Could you give us just a second?
23:17Is something wrong?
23:19I just need a moment.
23:27Before we do this, there's something I need to ask you.
23:30What?
23:32Did you kill your wife?
23:35Susan talked to that Carolyn woman.
23:37Why didn't you tell me that the police searched your house?
23:40Because it's embarrassing.
23:41And they didn't find anything.
23:43Is that because you scrubbed the house so thoroughly?
23:47When I'm upset, I clean.
23:53For God's sake, Brie, I swear to you, I did not kill my wife.
24:03Okay.
24:10Proceed.
24:13Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God
24:17to join this man and woman in holy matrimony,
24:21which is an honorable estate.
24:49Hey, look at you, Miss Popular.
24:52Are you having a good time over there?
24:54As if, and I don't know what idiot stuck me in that table,
24:58but every guy over there is just a boring stiff.
25:01All of them?
25:02What about Jerry?
25:04Jerry's fun.
25:07You mean Mr. Fatty Hair Plugs?
25:09Oh, yeah, he's a blast.
25:11Pfft.
25:13Um, how about Steve?
25:15You know what?
25:15I hear his family has money.
25:17Well, then maybe they could all chip in
25:19and buy him some deodorant.
25:21I'm through with those losers.
25:23I'm going to stay right here with you.
25:26Are you going to eat that?
25:31Hey, look at you.
25:33God, I ain't wearing a tux.
25:35On my way in, Bree's Aunt Fern asked me to park the car.
25:38She's got glaucoma.
25:39To her, you're nothing but a Hispanic blur.
25:42Let me fix your tie.
25:45Hey, you're wearing my mask pearls.
25:48Yeah.
25:56Hey, Julie, have you met my nephew?
25:59Austin?
26:00Yeah, we've met.
26:00I just didn't recognize him with his shirt on.
26:07She couldn't take her eyes off my abs.
26:09I felt violated.
26:15Hi, Edie.
26:16Nice party, huh?
26:18It was.
26:23Perfect.
26:24Well, it's nice to see you two getting along again.
26:27You've sort of turned a corner.
26:28Really?
26:29Does that mean you're going to be getting back together?
26:31God, no.
26:35Wow, is that shrimp?
26:38What would make you think I would even consider taking you back?
26:41Well, you invited me to be your date.
26:44Guest, Carlos.
26:44I said guest.
26:45Come on, you've been flirting with me since I came in here, baby.
26:47Let me fix your tie.
26:48I mean, for a woman who's not interested,
26:50you sure are sending some mixed signals.
26:51Do you want a clear signal?
26:53How's this?
26:58Ian.
26:59Susan.
27:00What are you doing here?
27:02Well, my cousin is Dr. Hodge's dental hygienist,
27:05and her husband, he couldn't join her
27:07since he'd come down with the spot of Impatiger,
27:09so she called me, knowing how much I love her.
27:11God, it's awesome, so...
27:12Ian.
27:14Yes, I'm such a terrible liar.
27:17I mean, Impatiger, where did that come from?
27:20Hmm.
27:22So what are you really doing here?
27:25Look...
27:27I can't stop thinking about us,
27:30about how great we could be together,
27:32and I think you're making a mistake.
27:34Ian...
27:35Susan, please don't go.
27:36Can't we at least talk about this?
27:38I can't.
27:39Because I have bridesmaid stuff.
27:46Hi there.
27:47I just wanted to see you're doing a great job.
27:51Dad.
27:52That's, uh...
27:53That's such a masculine name.
27:55My boyfriend seems to like it.
27:58Okay, here's the drill.
27:59My ex is here, and I want to piss him off,
28:01so just act like you're all hot for me,
28:03and there's a hundred bucks ticking it for you.
28:04Right.
28:05Uh, so should I cup your boob?
28:07No, I'll drive.
28:20Tequila.
28:21Straight.
28:24Hey, are there any decent single women at this wedding?
28:28Not that I've seen.
28:30Ah, damn it, not a woman.
28:34Yes.
28:35Hey, Carlos.
28:36You should come over to our table.
28:38That's where all the hotties are.
28:40Hey, everyone.
28:41I'd say it is time that we get Brie and Orson up here
28:44for their first dance as a married couple.
28:46Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Orson Hodge.
28:53Thank you, Mrs. Orson.
29:13Orson, you look so serious.
29:15Trying to remember my steps.
29:21you're upset aren't you you're still thinking about what i said at the church
29:25which part darling the hide you part or the did you kill your wife part
29:31i'm sorry but i had to ask that's my point you had to ask
29:46you are gonna rock in hell for this hey i just brought two lost souls together
29:55okay how about this he cheated on my friend he deserves every bit of crazy she's gonna rain down
30:02on him hell rot you
30:16what are they doing
30:23round in second and head for third
30:27uh-oh
30:33carlos oh hey gabby look i made a new friend
30:35yes i've been watching you make your new friend and it's disgusting
30:38do you mind we're trying to dance here who the hell are you anyway and why the hell are you
30:43at
30:44this wedding
30:46this is not gonna end well
30:47yes they're just two random people who met at a wedding can't pin it on me
30:54it was her
30:56lynette scavo i want to talk to you
31:00i'll see you at home
31:03what are you thinking i didn't invite you here to embarrass me in front of my friends
31:07oh no you just wanted me to watch while you suck the zits off some teenage waiter
31:12that's it i take my invitation back you are no longer welcome in my house fine i'll go just give
31:18me back
31:19no gabby carlos no they were my mama
31:26now look what you've done
31:29mr solis no carlos give me that
31:32give me those
31:34get away those are mine no the hell they are mr soli
31:38not now shall we
31:39mr solis oh for god's sakes what
31:51i think maybe it's time
32:00and i wish you both a lifetime of happiness
32:09that was a beautiful answer thank you
32:11hey they mopped up all the amniotic fluids so we should feel safe to start the conga line
32:17actually i i'd like to say a few words
32:25brie awesome your love is an inspiration to us all
32:31that's pretty sweet
32:32hmm how do you know him i thought he was on your side
32:36well i know this is a second wedding for both of you and i think you're jolly brave
32:41so often people find excuses not to fall in love again they're afraid
32:47but it's rare to find somebody that you connect with so when you do you have to follow your heart
32:53brie orson
32:55i salute you
32:58all right let's get the music cranking and the
33:01actually john could you just hang on a second uh i also would like to say a few words
33:06to brie and orson uh yes what could be better than a second love
33:10and this time you enter into it a little older a little wiser but also and this is key
33:17with a bit of caution
33:22because while love can be spontaneous and wonderful it can also be selfish and sometimes
33:30the best thing you can do is just to walk away
33:39uh not you two i mean you two crazy kids are great congrats yeah well then let's hang on i'd
33:47like to respond to that toast brie awesome sometimes walking away can seem the best choice
33:55it's it's certainly the safest but but what do you do when you find someone who makes you feel joy
34:01when you thought you never would again do you do you just let them go
34:12no no i can't do that
34:26you you you wanna
34:31no i'm good all right then let's dance
34:50well i thought you might need a change of clothes
34:54yeah you're still mad at me huh what were you thinking setting carlos up with that
34:59skank i'm sorry i was desperate i had a little too much to drink and you are divorcing carlos
35:06no lynette carlos will never be fair game you know the rules you're right you are right you're
35:12right i'm so sorry it's just
35:19what
35:22i'm so unhappy ever since that woman pushed her way into our lives i i can't even work up a
35:29smile and the
35:30more she pushes the more i resent tom tom for something he did 12 years ago and i'm afraid if
35:37i
35:37can't fix this that the anger is just gonna fester until lynette listen to me you and tom will survive
35:47this no seriously gabby i am so tired of pretending to smile you and tom will survive this
35:56yeah how can you be so sure because some marriages were built to last
36:04and some aren't
36:10trust me i know the difference
36:21i'm looking for brie bandicap
36:26could you excuse me for just a minute
36:34excuse me are you mrs vandicap it's hodge now yes i'm terribly sorry to barge in like this
36:42but we need your husband to come down to the morgue we may have found his wife's body
36:58so
36:59push on me push
37:03okay okay deep breaths now we're getting close it's time i can't believe this is happening
37:09i think i'm gonna cry
37:12ross i am so sorry about this me too me too i was way out of line i forgive you
37:18it's worth it when you experience a moment as beautiful as this
37:23okay i can see the head now oh get the camera get the camera
37:48oh man i gotta get the color fixed on this thing
38:01how could this have happened what kind of half-assed fertility clinic are you running prior to
38:05implantation your embryo was accidentally switched with another client's so if we got theirs and they
38:12got ours then it's possible now i'm afraid your embryo didn't take again on behalf of the clinic i
38:18am so sorry it's rare but these things do happen excuse me you screw up our lives and the best
38:24you
38:24can do is that's the way the cookie crumbles i knew it was this guy why is he writing down
38:28everything
38:28i say this is mr darby our attorney we thought it wise to have him present you know what else
38:33would
38:33have been wise sticking the right baby in the right belly mrs solis please
39:05that's not alma are you sure absolutely thank god
39:20haralyn what is she doing here you didn't honestly think they'd take your word for it did you
39:33it's not her
39:36well that's it then sorry for wasting your time this means nothing i'm telling you that man is
39:43as guilty as sin we know what you think now would you please leave us alone he's a cold-blooded
39:49killer
39:50he's kind and decent and nothing you could say will ever make me doubt him again now please go
40:03you deserve him i hope
40:12darling i am so sorry you had to endure that are you all right i'm fine let's just go back
40:17to our
40:17guests and forget any of this ever happened
40:29do my monk monique
40:44well
40:46yeah
40:49i feel so
40:52me too
40:57well you know what the good news is
41:01what's that now that there's no baby it'll make the divorce a lot simpler
41:10yeah that's something
41:14so
41:18see you at the mediators
41:22see you then
41:38have you met the perfect couple
41:42the two soul mates whose love never dies
41:49the two lovers
41:51the two lovers whose relationship is never threatened
41:57the husband and wife who trust each other completely
42:03if you haven't met the perfect couple let me introduce you
42:09they stand atop a layer of buttercream frosting
42:14the secret of their success
42:16well for starters they don't have to look at each other
42:22the people who know who they should know
42:49and Hiroko
42:50and don't have to come to the country
42:50and thank you
42:50and thank you
42:51for your time
42:52we have to be
43:01Transcription by CastingWords
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