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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 3
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04As one affair ends
00:05We don't just sneak around anymore
00:07We can have a real relationship
00:08Another begins
00:10Idiot!
00:10I had asked her if she'd like to live together
00:12And she said yes
00:13And yet another
00:14This is Rex's mother, Phyllis
00:16Clames, this is Joe Flannery
00:17Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend?
00:20Is exposed
00:21And it's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind?
00:24And while some people can't wait to get out of the house
00:27Others are being kept there
00:29Against their will
00:40Which one is Rex's headstone?
00:42I always forget
00:43It's right down this row
00:45Oh, oh yes
00:48That's right
00:49Over the years
00:51Bree Vandekamp had grown increasingly concerned
00:54Over her mother-in-law's forgetfulness
00:56Oh honey
00:58Did I forget to take the pins out of that dress?
01:01Her lapses had become more frequent
01:04Sweetie
01:05Didn't I tell you I was gonna paint that chair?
01:08More glaring
01:11Oh dear
01:12Didn't I mention I waxed the floor?
01:15And more dangerous
01:18Yes
01:19Bree was worried about Phyllis' faulty memory
01:22But she was more than happy to remind her
01:26Especially when it came to the important things
01:29So have you given any thought to when you might be ending your visit?
01:35What?
01:36Have I become a burden?
01:38Is that what you're saying?
01:39I was simply asking when you were planning to leave
01:43There was no agenda behind the question
01:45Oh
01:46I
01:47I don't know
01:52Why don't we play it by ear?
01:54Yes
01:55Let's
02:00What on earth?
02:02Oh my god
02:03What happened?
02:05It looks like someone dug Rex up
02:08Well I got that
02:09But why?
02:10Why would they do that?
02:13I don't know
02:16Unless
02:18Unless what?
02:20Maybe
02:21This has something to do with that insurance investigator
02:25Insurance investigator?
02:27He came by asking all sorts of questions
02:30I don't know what you're talking about Phyllis
02:32Maybe you were at the store
02:34Anyway
02:35He was very suspicious
02:38Suspicious?
02:39Oh yes
02:40He has a theory that Rex didn't die of a heart attack
02:43He thinks he was poisoned
02:46It was in that moment Bree could finally see the truth
02:50Did I not mention that?
02:53Her mother-in-law's memory was fine
02:56It was her soul that was faulty
03:16Or demon
03:16What he didn't care
03:17Did I not mention it?
03:20The separation
03:21But the reason
03:22I never saw a pulpit
03:22Just because it was like
03:22It was mine
03:22Or so
03:22There isn't anything
03:22No
03:22I know
03:23But I that was
03:24Very cool
03:24I remember
03:24I know
03:25It was
03:31I know
03:43The parties took place on the front lawn of 4347 Wisteria Lane every Sunday afternoon.
03:52Chloe Pendergast would bring the tea set, which was appropriate since she was the hostess.
03:59Brittany Kreiss provided formal attire from her mother's closet.
04:06And Marissa Ann McKay invited the additional guests, some of whom hadn't been to a party in years.
04:15Of course, it never occurred to the three young girls that while they were busy playing out their fantasy,
04:22one of the older girls in the neighborhood was engaging in a fantasy of her own.
04:34I don't know.
05:02Hey.
05:03Oh, hi, Miss Willis.
05:04Ralph.
05:04Off to the mall again?
05:06You know me.
05:07There was nothing Gabrielle enjoyed as much as shopping.
05:14And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
05:19she took satisfaction in looking at the merchandise.
05:50Hey, Susan.
05:51What's going on?
05:52It's Carl's weekend to have Julie.
05:54And they're always back by 6.
05:55That's our custody agreement, back by 6.
05:57Then it's after 6.
05:58It's like 6.15.
06:00Well, see, there you go.
06:02I'm sure they just forgot.
06:03Well, I have a court order.
06:05It's out of my hands.
06:07Yeah, it'd still be nice if you gave him a grace period.
06:09Well, I'm being nice.
06:11I could have him arrested.
06:12I mean, don't get me wrong.
06:13I am all for Julie spending time with Carl.
06:16He is still her dad, and she loves him.
06:18But?
06:19But he's with Edie.
06:21I mean, she's not exactly the maternal type.
06:23I wouldn't be a good mother if I wasn't concerned.
06:26I mean, who knows what passes for a kid-friendly good time in there?
06:29Drugs, porn, smoking.
06:36Doesn't sound like they're having an orgy in there.
06:48Well, obviously they saw us coming.
06:57Woo!
06:57That's a strike.
06:58Hey, guys!
07:00Hey, Mommy!
07:00Hey!
07:01Look who's here!
07:03Parker!
07:04Guess what I got?
07:05What?
07:06School supplies.
07:07School supplies?
07:08Yeah, and the best part of it is...
07:11I got you a really cool backpack.
07:17Whoa!
07:18Look at that.
07:19Pretty neat, huh?
07:20Whoa!
07:21Thanks!
07:22So, on your first day of school, you and your dad can find your cubby,
07:25and you can hang it up.
07:27You're not taking me?
07:29Actually, your dad's going to take you to school on your first day.
07:31Yeah, just me and you, big guy.
07:33I'll be right there to hold your hand.
07:34But I thought Mommy was taking me.
07:36Yeah, well, honey, I have to work.
07:39Mommy's boss is a mean, mean lady,
07:41and if I miss work, I'll lose my job,
07:43and then we won't have any money to buy food.
07:47Honey, you've got to believe me.
07:49Mommy, if I could be there, you know that I would.
08:01All right.
08:04I didn't know it was that important to you.
08:05I will talk to my boss, and I will see what I can do.
08:08Thank you, Mommy.
08:13Wow, I don't want to rain on your prey, but he just totally manipulated you.
08:18Well, hey, when a kid's that good, you've got to give him his due.
08:23An autopsy?
08:24Detective Rex died of a heart attack.
08:27Well, there were some anomalies in the doctor's report.
08:31Anomalies? What anomalies?
08:32Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to discuss this any further with you.
08:38Am I a suspect?
08:40I didn't say that.
08:42Well, if I am, you're wasting your time.
08:44I loved Rex, and anyone who knows me will tell you
08:47that I was incapable of hurting him.
08:50You sure about that?
08:55You talked to Phyllis.
08:56Again?
08:57I can't discuss the case.
08:59She's my mother-in-law.
09:00Of course she said horrible things about me.
09:02Ma'am, low your voice.
09:03She blamed me for every problem that Rex and I ever had.
09:06So there were problems with the marriage?
09:07Well, it was a marriage.
09:09Of course there were problems.
09:10May I record this just so there's no confusion over your statement?
09:13No, you may not record this.
09:15So you refused to make a statement?
09:16I'm not refusing anything.
09:17All I'm saying is stay away from Phyllis.
09:19She's a raving loon.
09:21Ma'am, perhaps you'd be more comfortable with an attorney present.
09:25You want a statement?
09:27Fine, I'll give you a statement.
09:32My husband died of a heart attack.
09:34I loved him very deeply.
09:36And your mother did a lousy job.
09:55To Bree's way of thinking, there were two kinds of people in the world.
10:01Those who were useless before their morning coffee.
10:06And those who weren't.
10:15What's going on?
10:19Don't rush me, Bree.
10:21I'm an old woman.
10:23Don't rush me.
10:26Get her out of here.
10:28I will tell you one thing.
10:29You wouldn't be acting this way.
10:31If you didn't feel guilty, I found something.
10:44What's the occasion?
10:46Uh, our anniversary.
10:48Oh, right.
10:50How could you forget our anniversary?
10:52You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar.
10:55What's the big deal?
10:56Our marriage was a sham anyway.
10:58Oh, we're not doing this again.
10:59In real marriages, wives are faithful.
11:01Yeah, and husbands remember anniversaries.
11:04So I guess we're even.
11:05Are you equating forgetting our anniversary with cheating on me?
11:08You are clearly determined to ruin this special date for us.
11:12What is wrong with you that you don't feel guilty?
11:14I feel tons of guilt, so back off.
11:16You never even apologized.
11:18I apologized a million times.
11:20Yeah, but you always followed it up with an excuse.
11:22I was lonely.
11:24You weren't home enough.
11:25A woman needs to be loved.
11:26A woman does need to be loved.
11:28And since you didn't give it to me, I had to find it elsewhere.
11:33So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom.
11:36Filling you with love.
11:39Say what you want.
11:40But John Roland loved me like no one ever has.
11:43Not as a trophy or as a possession, but for me.
11:47He loved me.
11:50No, he really did.
11:53Let me count the ways.
11:56Um, gently, savagely, frequently, upside down.
12:04Is there a problem here?
12:07No, it's our anniversary.
12:10We're just reliving the good times.
12:23That's an amazing car.
12:24Aston Martin, right?
12:25Uh-huh.
12:25Brand new.
12:26Limited edition.
12:27A little anniversary present from my husband.
12:30He's very generous.
12:31More than he knows.
12:34I'm sorry, what?
12:35I'm singing at church for the family Follies.
12:38Edie's going to accompany me on guitar.
12:39She's really good.
12:41So you and Edie are going to be an act?
12:45Is that a problem?
12:46No.
12:47No.
12:49I mean, I'm a little surprised that you didn't ask me to accompany you first.
12:54On what?
12:56You don't play an instrument.
12:57I played a piano.
12:59You know that.
12:59How would I know that?
13:01I've never seen you play.
13:02Well, I played in high school.
13:04So the last time you tickled the Ivories was sometime in the late 70s?
13:07It was the early 80s.
13:10Well, I'm not going to argue with you.
13:13You want to do the show with Edie?
13:14And I think that's super.
13:19So she's really good, huh?
13:21She knows her guitar.
13:23Apparently, there were a lot of musicians in her family.
13:25Sort of like the Von Trapps.
13:28Except, you know, her brother Odide.
13:33All I'm asking you is to go out and play a little bit of ball.
13:35Is that such a big deal?
13:36Matthew, you are such an excellent player, darling.
13:39And the people will want to be your friend.
13:41Then the next thing you know, God knows who will be wanting to drop by and calling.
13:46Speedy, we need to keep a low profile.
13:49Yeah, I know.
13:49But I have got to get out of this house sometime.
13:51I'm going crazy here.
13:52Okay?
14:11I'm going crazy here.
14:29What is it?
14:31Oh, my daughter is singing a song at church,
14:34and I want to accompany her on the piano,
14:36and I haven't played in years.
14:37Oh, you were just so amazing at Rex's funeral the other day.
14:40I was wondering...
14:41I don't give lessons.
14:43Oh.
14:45Oh, okay.
14:48Oh.
14:49You have a little, uh, on your...
14:55I'm baking cherry pie.
14:57Excuse me.
15:06What happened to maintaining a low profile?
15:10If you keep being rude to everybody,
15:12they're going to start whispering about us.
15:14You're right.
15:16We do want to fit in.
15:25Lynette, check it out.
15:31Jason's mouth.
15:35Stu, isn't that the new video conference setup?
15:38Yeah.
15:38Isn't the resolution fantastic?
15:45Hey, Nina.
15:47Mm-hmm.
15:47Uh, about tomorrow morning.
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:51You know how the first hour of the morning meeting is always so slow?
15:55Because I've got this thing...
15:57Good God, this is not about your kids again, is it?
16:01I know.
16:02I promised I wouldn't do this,
16:03but Parker really needs me to be there on his first day of kindergarten.
16:08He's so freaked out I can't be there.
16:10I'm sorry.
16:10How is this my problem?
16:14Because we can't escape the fact that I have kids.
16:16I love my job, but to be fair, there's got to be some balance.
16:20Okay, how about the people that don't have the kids?
16:24Did you ever consider that they might need a little more balance in their lives?
16:27Like maybe they want to go see a matinee,
16:29or perhaps they want to come in a little late after a big crazy night out,
16:33or maybe they just want to get a haircut,
16:35which I myself have not been able to do for two months.
16:38So no, this is about fairness to the people who are childless by choice.
16:42Okay?
16:44Okay.
16:45Good point.
16:51And I'm sorry about your hair.
16:54I can see why you're upset.
16:59Open wide.
17:00Not now, Stu.
17:04Hang on a sec.
17:07I don't understand.
17:08This system is going to let Mommy be with you on your first day of school.
17:15The resolution is fantastic.
17:25The next day, Gabrielle decided to cheer herself up
17:30with another round of window shopping.
17:36But this time, she was taken aback by what was on display.
17:41Again, she was taken aback by what was on display.
17:45But at last night...
17:46no.
17:52Sure...
17:58I don't see you yet.
17:59I wish I had to do now.
18:09It's called another one thing.
18:10I wish I could.
18:11Ooh.
18:55Mrs. Tillman.
18:56Mr. Delfino.
18:58I heard you were back from the hospital.
19:00Brought you these.
19:02I can't tell you how long it's been since I got flowers from a handsome man.
19:06I mean, I could, but I don't want your pity.
19:13Well, where are you off to?
19:15I'm going back to Utah for a few weeks.
19:17The recuperation is taking longer than the doctors anticipated.
19:21Speaking of my attack, have they caught young Zachary yet?
19:25No. Actually, that's why I'm here.
19:28So the flowers were just a ruse.
19:31Figures.
19:32I'm trying to find Zach before he gets in any more trouble.
19:35Do you know any friends that he might have, anywhere he might be holed up?
19:38I know you were close to him.
19:40Funny thing.
19:41Since he beat me and threw me down the stairs, we just don't stay in touch like we should.
19:48Since when do you care so much about Zach Young?
19:51It's complicated.
19:53I'll bet.
19:56I'm sure he's out there somewhere trying to find his father.
20:00Which I trust you made impossible.
20:03No, I let Paul go.
20:06I couldn't go through with it.
20:10That was a mistake.
20:13He will spend the rest of his life running from the police.
20:15I think that's punishment enough.
20:18Zach is the only connection that Paul has with his dead wife.
20:21At some point, he will run back here looking for him.
20:27I don't like to be negative, but you really should have killed him.
20:42At the risk of ruining a lovely evening, I have some unpleasant news.
20:49The police dug up your father today.
20:53What?
20:53Why?
20:54Well, apparently they want to do an autopsy.
20:58They don't think that he had a heart attack.
21:00They think that somebody was poisoning him.
21:02Who would have poisoned Daddy?
21:04Well, apparently I'm a suspect.
21:10Well, they always look at spouses first.
21:12It has something to do with statistics.
21:15It's just a formality.
21:16I'll be clear it in no time.
21:20Would you two please stop looking at me like that?
21:22Obviously, I did not kill your father.
21:24I loved him deeply.
21:25Yeah, but you and Dad had a lot of problems.
21:28Everyone knows that.
21:29Yes, we had issues, but I would never have hurt him.
21:32What about the night Daddy had a second heart attack?
21:34You must have loved him a lot to make the bed before taking him to the hospital.
21:37I was in shock, Danielle.
21:39You know that.
21:44Andrew, surely you don't think I murdered your father.
21:46No, I know you didn't.
21:48You're not capable of murder.
21:52That wasn't a compliment.
21:55Takes guts to kill somebody.
22:01Thank you so much for changing your mind about helping me.
22:04I really appreciate it.
22:06I'm happy now.
22:09And I'm sorry if I seemed rude before.
22:12I was having a bad day.
22:20That's good.
22:21That's really good.
22:22But you might want to lay off the pedal.
22:26Really?
22:27Oh, I thought it made it sound more professional.
22:29It doesn't.
22:36Well, your son really likes to play his hip-hop music loud.
22:40The good news is it drowns out the sound of the dryer.
22:48March your fingers, Susan.
23:06Let it shine, shine, shine.
23:10Let it shine.
23:15Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt.
23:16I knocked, but I guess you guys didn't hear me.
23:19No, we heard you.
23:20We were just hoping that whoever it was would go away.
23:24I'm still hoping that'll happen.
23:25What's up, Mom?
23:28Well, I have good news.
23:30I've been taking piano lessons with Betty Applewhite,
23:32and, uh, well, I just thought maybe I could join you guys.
23:36You know, like a trio.
23:37Doesn't that sound fun?
23:38I don't do trios.
23:40But thanks, anyway.
23:42Well, I don't mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a
23:47family thing.
23:48And I hate to point out, you're not family.
23:51No, but I have talent.
23:53And to most audiences, talent trumps family.
23:56Well, what makes you so sure I don't have talent?
24:05Why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?
24:09Guys!
24:10Oh, come on, be honest.
24:11You didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved.
24:14That is so not true.
24:15Oh, yes, it is.
24:16It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you.
24:19She did not pick you.
24:21It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it.
24:23Well, now she knows.
24:24And if she had it to do over again, she'd pick me.
24:26No, she wouldn't.
24:27Well, why don't we put it to a test?
24:29Julie, who would you rather have play with you?
24:31Oh, no.
24:32No, no, no.
24:32No, it's okay, honey.
24:34Who do you want to be with you in the family talent show?
24:38Yes, who do you want with you in front of all of those people?
24:42And remember, it's church.
24:44They are going to be judging you.
24:50Okay.
24:51Well, first of all, you both suck.
24:54But if I had to choose,
24:58I guess I'd pick my mom.
25:02Sorry, Edie.
25:04Fair enough.
25:06I'd like my pitch pipe back, please.
25:15It was you, wasn't it?
25:17Hello, John.
25:18Long time no see.
25:20One of the neighbors saw an Aston Martin driving away.
25:23And what do you know?
25:25Well, someone had to tend to the yard.
25:27You were busy elsewhere.
25:30You saw us?
25:31Yes.
25:32And I have to say, she's old enough to be your mother.
25:34Hell, she's old enough to be my mother.
25:35Joan's only 41.
25:37Joan?
25:37You're calling her Joan?
25:39Why shouldn't I?
25:40She's my friend.
25:40I know your friends.
25:41And I have a hunch you don't do to your friends
25:43what I saw you doing to that wrinkly old lady.
25:46Okay, so you caught me doing it with somebody else.
25:49What's the big deal?
25:50You're supposed to be in love with me.
25:52What?
25:53How many times did you say it?
25:54How many times did you whisper in my ear
25:55you're the only woman I'll ever love?
25:57I don't know.
25:58A bunch.
25:59So were you lying to me?
26:00Were you just trying to get me into bed?
26:01No, of course not.
26:03I loved you, but we broke up.
26:05Yeah, like five minutes ago.
26:06Haven't you ever heard of a mourning period?
26:08I know it seems quick, but I have feelings for her.
26:13In fact, I think I may be in love with her.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:20What's the matter?
26:22Is it the baby?
26:23No.
26:26Oh, no, no.
26:27It's me.
26:29I am beyond stupid.
26:34You're not stupid.
26:35Oh, no, I am.
26:37Yesterday, I was still fantasizing that it could work with you.
26:41That a one-bedroom apartment might be cozy.
26:43Mrs. Solis, please.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:46I almost left my husband for someone who calls me Mrs. Solis.
26:57So are you upset because you want to get back together?
27:00Because I can break up with Joan.
27:05That's okay, sweetie.
27:05I'm good.
27:09I'm good.
27:10I'm good.
27:16So this is it for us?
27:19Because I really feel like we should end it better than this.
27:22Actually, John, given how stupid both of us have been,
27:26this is an entirely appropriate ending.
27:44Mrs. Vandekamp, what can I do for you?
27:46I would like to submit myself to a lie detector test
27:49to eliminate any uncertainty about what happened with my husband.
27:53Are you sure you don't want a lawyer present?
27:55I'll waive all that.
27:56My only stipulation is that I want my children
27:58to be able to see me answer the questions.
28:01I think we can accommodate you.
28:05Is your name Bree Vandekamp?
28:07Yes.
28:08Were you married to Rex Vandekamp?
28:11Yes.
28:13Did you and your husband temporarily separate last year?
28:16Yes.
28:18Did you kill your husband?
28:20No.
28:25Do you know a man named George Williams?
28:30Yes.
28:32During your separation from your husband,
28:34did you have a relationship with Mr. Williams?
28:37What does that have to do with anything?
28:40Just yes or no responses, please.
28:42Well, I'm not going to respond to something
28:43that's none of your business.
28:46Mrs. Vandekamp,
28:48if you want us to take this polygraph seriously,
28:51answer the questions we ask.
28:53Okay?
28:57Who's George Williams?
28:59He's our pharmacist.
29:02During your separation,
29:03did you have a relationship with Mr. Williams?
29:06Yes.
29:08Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
29:11What?
29:12Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
29:16No.
29:22Um, I was thinking of something else just then,
29:25so why don't you ask me the question again?
29:29Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
29:32No.
29:38Did you see that?
29:41Yeah.
29:42I saw it.
29:57Hello, Susan.
29:59Are you ready for your lesson?
30:00Yep, I am.
30:02I think I'm going to make another push
30:03for using that pedal.
30:04I think it adds grandeur.
30:08I want to talk to you.
30:10I'm busy now.
30:12I cannot believe you kicked Edie
30:14out of Julie's performance.
30:15I did not kick Edie out.
30:17Julie made that call.
30:18Because you played the mom card.
30:20Well, it is a family recital,
30:22and Edie is not family.
30:24One day she could be.
30:25Oh, don't even joke like that.
30:27How about your plumber slash convicted murderer, huh?
30:30He seems to keep popping up at family events.
30:33It was not murder.
30:34It was manslaughter.
30:35And that's totally different.
30:36Mike and I aren't even living together,
30:37and he cares about Julie.
30:39Well, so does Edie, huh?
30:40She was really looking forward
30:41to performing with Julie.
30:42If you think Edie Britt cares about anybody
30:45other than herself,
30:46you are living in a fool's paradise.
30:48You don't know her the way I do,
30:49and the only reason she's interested in Julie
30:52is to mess with my head.
30:55That's both crazy and self-absorbed.
30:58That's a twofer.
30:59Way to go.
31:03Whether you choose to believe it or not,
31:05they're both great together.
31:06And if you don't believe me,
31:07ask Julie.
31:20I'm sorry you had to witness that.
31:24Oh, it's okay, hon.
31:27I have lived my share of family knock-down drag-outs.
31:30Well, I hope it wasn't as ugly as me and Carl.
31:33You'd be surprised.
31:36Parker, honey, can you hear me?
31:39Tom, why isn't he talking?
31:41Um, honey, there are a lot of kids here.
31:42He's a little stressed.
31:43Parker, say hi. Say hi.
31:45Mommy?
31:46Oh, hey, honey.
31:48This is so exciting.
31:50Your first day of school.
31:52You're gonna make so many friends.
31:54Lynette, staff meeting now.
31:57Uh, right. Yeah.
31:58I'm gonna be right there.
31:59Now, now, now, now!
32:03Stu, it's coffee.
32:04Oh.
32:06Honey, I'm gonna be right back.
32:09Mommy, where are you going?
32:11Right back!
32:12Mommy, come back!
32:15Okay, let's turn to page five.
32:19Damn!
32:19I forgot my prospectus.
32:21Any extra copies?
32:22No?
32:22Oh, be right back.
32:26Hi, I'm back.
32:27How's he doing?
32:29Um, honey, he's upset
32:30because he wanted to show you his coffee.
32:32You laughed.
32:32Oh, honey, I'm here.
32:34I'm here.
32:35You can show me your coffee now.
32:36Nina found extra copies.
32:37She wants you back now.
32:39Okay.
32:40I'll be back in two seconds, we...
32:43Mommy, mommy, don't go!
32:45So the big issue here
32:47is second quarter billing.
32:49Where are you going?
32:50Lady's room.
32:51No.
32:52Nina, nature is calling.
32:53Lynette, hold it for ten minutes.
32:55We have to get through this.
33:06What I'd like to do
33:08is trade out the invoicing structure.
33:09Let's take a look at our graphs
33:11on page ten, please.
33:14Lynette had been struggling
33:15to balance her career
33:17and her family.
33:18She finally saw an opportunity
33:22to tip the scales in her favor.
33:24clients with invoices
33:26on the shorter-term campaigns.
33:28I say we bill on delivery.
33:30Yes!
33:31Bill on delivery!
33:32Yes!
33:34Are you having a seizure?
33:36No.
33:37No, I'm just...
33:38I'm very excited.
33:39It's a really good plan.
33:42Yeah.
33:44Now, what happened
33:46on the Berman account
33:47is that they were sent
33:48duplicate bills
33:49by Tina and Ron
33:50in accounting.
33:51And I'm not pointing any fingers,
33:53but Tina, Ron,
33:54about walking in
33:55and seeing all my lines lit up
33:57with the scrunchies...
33:58Ow!
33:59Oh!
33:59Hot!
34:00Hot!
34:02Help!
34:03Stu!
34:05And that's why
34:06we packed you extra cookies
34:07so you could share
34:08with all your new friends, remember?
34:10Uh-huh.
34:11I think we're good to go now, honey.
34:13You're gonna be great, Parker.
34:15Mwah!
34:16I love you.
34:17I love you too, Mommy.
34:18Mwah!
34:34Brie!
34:35Hi!
34:35What can I do for you?
34:36Well, for starters,
34:37you can help me prove
34:38to the police
34:38that we didn't conspire
34:39to kill my husband.
34:42Okay.
34:44So because of the anomalies
34:45in Rex's blood,
34:46the police started to wonder
34:47if I'd been poisoning Rex.
34:48That's absurd.
34:49Lots of things can cause
34:50high potassium levels,
34:51renal failure, low sodium.
34:53Well, that's why
34:53I took the polygraph
34:54to prove to them
34:55that I was innocent.
34:56Obviously, you passed.
35:00Sort of.
35:01Well, I think the police
35:03now have a different theory,
35:04which is
35:04if I wasn't poisoning Rex
35:06on my own,
35:07then maybe
35:09you were helping me.
35:12You're kidding.
35:13No, that's why
35:13I need you to take
35:14the polygraph, too.
35:17What?
35:18It's the quickest way
35:19to prove to the police
35:20that they're wrong.
35:21I don't understand.
35:22We're just friends.
35:24Why would the police
35:25assume that people
35:26in a platonic relationship
35:28would want to murder someone?
35:32What?
35:32Um.
35:35Um, during the test,
35:36they asked me
35:37some questions
35:38about you and, um,
35:40us and whether
35:41we had a relationship,
35:42and I said,
35:43yes, because it's true,
35:45and then they asked
35:47me something else,
35:47something I hadn't considered.
35:50Which was?
35:52They asked me
35:53if I loved you.
35:57What did you say?
36:00I said, no.
36:03Oh.
36:05But according to
36:06the polygraph,
36:07that wasn't
36:07exactly true.
36:12Well, I don't,
36:13I don't know
36:14if that means anything,
36:15but polygraphs
36:16aren't completely reliable.
36:19I think perhaps
36:20the machine
36:21picked up on something,
36:23something
36:24that I wasn't aware of.
36:30well.
36:31That's why
36:31I need you to
36:32take the test
36:32and answer
36:33the detective's
36:33questions,
36:34because I'm not
36:35going to know
36:35exactly how I feel
36:36until we put this
36:37behind us,
36:38but then once we do,
36:39we can move on.
36:47can those
36:48Chiccarelli sisters
36:49dance or what?
36:51Wow, look out
36:51Broadway.
36:52Now, don't forget
36:53that we will have
36:54cookies and juice
36:55set up in the basement
36:56after we're done here.
36:57We want to see you
36:58all there.
36:59And for our next act,
37:00please welcome
37:01the musical stylings
37:02of Julie and Susan Myers.
37:33I'll be right back.
37:35Oh, um,
37:37I'm just going to
37:37need a couple of seconds,
37:38so feel free to pray.
37:44The other day
37:45when I saw you
37:46making music
37:46with my family,
37:47I got a little jealous
37:48and I went a little crazy
37:49and I pushed you out.
37:52Seeing you
37:53sitting here today,
37:55well, I can see
37:56how much you care
37:57about Julie,
37:58and she comes first.
38:02and it should be you
38:03up there
38:03playing with her
38:04and not me.
38:06So,
38:07I'm sorry.
38:08Thank you, Susan.
38:17How convenient
38:18that you decided this
38:19after I showed up
38:20without my guitar.
38:24Well,
38:25like I said,
38:26I'm sorry.
38:27I wish it could be
38:27you up there.
38:28You know,
38:29I play piano.
38:33And so,
38:34let's all welcome
38:35Julie Meyer
38:36and her Aunt Edie.
38:38Woo-hoo!
38:43You did a good thing.
38:46Yeah, well,
38:47I try.
38:49This little light
38:51of mine
38:57I'm gonna let it shine
39:02This little light
39:05of mine
39:07I'm gonna let it shine
39:12Give me a break.
39:14This thing has like
39:1590 flats in it.
39:18Poor Julie.
39:20Stop it.
39:21You're loving this.
39:23No.
39:25Not at all.
39:26Let it shine,
39:28shine, shine.
39:30Let it shine.
39:38Open up.
39:39Let's wait.
39:49So,
39:50they said
39:51you needed
39:51to see me.
39:52What is it?
39:53What's going on?
39:58I've been thinking
40:02you know,
40:03about
40:06everything
40:06that happened
40:08with John
40:11and
40:12and
40:14I was really
40:15selfish
40:18and stupid
40:24and I'm sorry.
40:28I really am sorry.
40:43That's all I
40:44had to say,
40:45really.
40:49You know what?
40:52That is
40:53the best
40:54anniversary gift
40:55that you've ever
40:56given me.
40:59Really?
41:00Really?
41:00Yeah.
41:05Actually,
41:05the one you gave me
41:06is really nice, too.
41:14Everyone enjoys
41:15a game of make-believe
41:16now and then.
41:17Of course,
41:18the ways in which
41:19we play
41:19can vary greatly.
41:23Sometimes we tell
41:24ourselves work
41:25won't interfere
41:26with our family life.
41:28Lynette,
41:28staff meeting now.
41:29Yeah.
41:33Sometimes we imagine
41:34certain relationships
41:36to be more meaningful
41:37than they really are.
41:44Occasionally,
41:45we put on a show
41:46as if to convince
41:48ourselves
41:49our secrets
41:50aren't really
41:51all that terrible.
41:54Yes,
41:55the game of make-believe
41:56is a simple one.
41:58Did you know
41:59Rex Vandicamp?
42:01Yes.
42:02Did Mrs. Vandicamp
42:04ask you to poison
42:05her husband?
42:07No.
42:09Did you poison
42:10Rex Vandicamp?
42:11You start
42:12by lying to yourself.
42:14No.
42:19And if you can
42:20get others
42:21to believe
42:22those lies,
42:24you win.
42:25you win.
42:30You win.
42:31You win.
42:40You win.
42:42You win.
42:43You win.
42:45You win.
42:46You win.
42:47You win.
42:49You win.
42:49You win.
42:50You win.
42:52You win.
42:53You win.
42:54You win.
42:54You win.
42:54You win.
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