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00:11Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Chappelle!
00:19Thank you all. Thank you, folks.
00:23Tonight, you tuned in on a very special night.
00:26You know, now that the show is becoming successful and people are writing about it and papers,
00:32the only thing more spectacular than our success is our failures.
00:37Tonight, I will show you some of the craziest things we have tried to get away with and didn't succeed.
00:45These are all sketches. We actually went out, we shot these sketches. I didn't make this idea.
00:50This is a crazy, well, you'll see as we go along, but this is the good thing about black people.
00:55We are just the best at taking lemons and making lemonade.
01:01This is a skill that black people have been down with.
01:03They gave us the worst part of pigs.
01:05We said, we're going to calm chitlins and put some hot sauce on, nigga, and we will like them.
01:08We will like them. We will like them.
01:09We'll eat the snout if we have to. If we have to, I will eat the snout.
01:13Tonight, we are going to eat all snout. This whole episode is just straight-up snout.
01:24Now, this first sketch had our first celebrity cameo that Chappelle's show ever had, that nobody ever saw.
01:31It was a very good cameo. Why don't you show them the beginning?
01:35Welcome back. Today, of course, we are dealing with kids who are B.A.D. bad.
01:41Do you see, Sally? This is what I have to deal with. Ronald is just out of control.
01:48He's so trifling.
01:49Aw, shut up.
01:52All right, it's time to straighten you up. Guess where you are going?
01:58Boot camp?
01:59Yeah, boot camp. That's right. With the hardest CEO you have ever met.
02:05This is where the sketch goes completely wrong.
02:10That's right. Nelson Mandela.
02:22All right, children. Shut your mouth. All of you get disgusted.
02:28Notice how shitty the wig is.
02:32How long do I not look anything like Nelson Mandela, but the sketch just gets progressively crazy.
02:37Mandela proceeds to just beat the hell out of these cues for the next, like, eight to nine minutes.
02:43All right? He's just berating them and beating them.
02:46Here, just show them some of the beat dance.
02:48This is the fool Nelson. Bitches are punished.
02:52Heya!
02:54Ha!
02:55You.
02:56Try freedom.
02:57Try the beloved country.
02:59If I wanted to be mean, I would tell this kid how fat he is. Huh?
03:04I would tell him that I would squeeze his breast together and make love to his bosom if he wanted
03:09to be.
03:11Pretty bad, huh?
03:13Look, it's weirder than that.
03:16You think Mandela doesn't know what this is?
03:19You think Mandela doesn't know what's popping on the streets?
03:25Yo, I'm not sure.
03:27A liar, please.
03:28But I think Mr. Mandela smell my drugs.
03:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:41Oh, hee, oh.
03:43Oh, my boy.
03:45Yeah, yeah.
03:45Oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh.
03:46Oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh, hee, oh.
03:56One was supposed to be like the Deaf Poetry Jam.
04:04It was called, it was a funny premise,
04:06it was called the Deaf Comedy Poetry Jam
04:08where we basically had people I knew from Deaf Comedy Jam
04:12come and do like the corniest joke premises
04:14and poetry style.
04:17It's kind of hard to explain, but it was funny,
04:19like most deaf came out, act a fool.
04:21Go ahead and show them the beginning.
04:23Ow! Ow!
04:26Are you ready for some poetry, motherfuckers?
04:28Yeah!
04:29Oh! Mm! Mm!
04:33Ugh!
04:35All right, so then Shucky Ducky comes out
04:39and Hamburg and all these guys come out
04:42and do heckin' black poems.
04:43And I even did one myself, which is pretty hilarious.
04:46I'll show it to you in its entirety.
04:47Here's the one I did.
05:00White people do this, black people, black people do that.
05:10When white people's power goes off, they panic.
05:15When black people's power goes off, they plan it.
05:22We'll take a quick commercial break, but don't go anywhere.
05:25We have more of our greatest misses coming up.
05:32Whoo!
05:34Hey, gang, welcome back.
05:37Now, let's see, how can I describe this sketch?
05:40It was a front-line piece,
05:41much like we did the Clayton Bigsby piece.
05:43We wrote this one when they had opened the first public school
05:47for all gay students.
05:50And we were like,
05:50okay, America's freaking out now, like, about the gay thing, like...
05:54So we thought, what if it was, like, so segregated
05:56that there became two Americas?
05:58It was a gay America and a straight America.
06:00And that was the premise of the sketch.
06:05Cities like San Francisco
06:06even offer special municipal services,
06:09like this gay Department of Motor Vehicles.
06:12Honey, with those cheekbones, you're a natural.
06:15Now, just stand there, that's right.
06:16Put your head back a little bit.
06:17Let's get that great big smile.
06:19Let's see those pearly whites.
06:20Hold it, hold it.
06:22Congratulations, your license plate is so ready.
06:33It was funny, I mean, we were just messing around, you know.
06:37Just having fun.
06:39Right?
06:40But it gets worse.
06:41Like, we keep going on like this.
06:42Okay, so there's a gay DMV.
06:43What else can we just make, like, a gay version of?
06:46And then we just went to town with, like, the gay versions of things, for instance.
06:50Every aspect of American life is being affected by the culture.
06:54There are gay butchers.
06:56Gay landscapers.
07:05Just for fun, can we see that guy again?
07:07That shit was very funny to me.
07:14Here's where we start spinning out of control.
07:17Alright, this next one was offensive, not only to gay people, but black people.
07:22And if you're a gay black person, then you get doubly made.
07:25But it was all in the spirit of fun.
07:28I thought, I still think it's funny.
07:30Alright, go ahead and show the clip.
07:32Here in Huntsfield, Alabama, amazingly, they have started a gay chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.
07:39Oh.
07:40It's hot like the Dickens.
07:42As I was saying to Brian, and we hate too, okay?
07:46But we do it a special way.
07:48We do it with compassion.
07:50Good morning.
07:51I'm with the KKK.
07:53We had a meeting, and we were talking, and we'd be more comfortable if you guys left the neighborhood.
08:00Have you considered going back to Africa?
08:07Alright.
08:08Now, this next piece was the piece that started the whole shebangabang.
08:14This was the first premise that led to this gay American sketch.
08:17This actually was Charlie Murphy's idea.
08:20He called and was like, I got this funny idea for a sketch man.
08:24He told me, told Neil, and we just ran with it.
08:29This is the most splendivorous, spectatious, monumental event in the history of the world.
08:36Professional boxing with all gay fighters.
08:40I call it Friday Night Sissy Fights.
08:43And it's on none other than HBO.
08:45On my right, the bathhouse brawler.
08:49None other than Sweet Bush Rogers.
08:53Look at that footwork.
08:55It was dead with a schoolgirl.
08:56Man, he's gay.
08:58And to my left, the tyrannical teabagger.
09:02None other than Ricky Blazer.
09:06He's weighing himself in as we speak.
09:10Uh-uh, uh-uh.
09:11This scale is broke.
09:13Cheetah, didn't I tell you to fix this scale?
09:16Man, what you looking at with your ashy-ass lips?
09:19Whatever, fat ass.
09:20I love it!
09:29On that note, we're actually gonna take a commercial break
09:31but don't go nowhere.
09:33We'll be right back with more of our greatest misses.
09:39Man, I'm bored.
09:41I gotta go to the champagne show.
09:45All right, welcome back.
09:46Welcome back.
09:49All right.
09:51This next one might be my favorite failure of all time.
09:56Now, last season, we did this sketch called
09:59The Player Haters Ball.
10:00Wasn't our most popular sketch, but it was just one of my favorites.
10:05It was just very silly.
10:06So we said, let's bring them back, but let's try to do something different.
10:09Up the ante a little bit.
10:10So, it starts out that The Player Haters are having a science fair.
10:16All right.
10:17Go ahead.
10:18Go ahead.
10:19Furthermore, my wave machine can create enough energy to power most medium-sized homes with ease.
10:26Thank you, bitches.
10:28When you said wave machine, I thought you was talking about something that could repair that catastrophe you call a
10:33hairstyle.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Oh.
10:34Buck Nasty, you are so dark.
10:36When you touch yourself, it's like black-on-black crime.
10:45Right?
10:46So, so far, so good.
10:48It has all the elements of the old sketch that we love.
10:51There's jerry curl juice snapping, going back and forth.
10:54All right.
10:54Here's where it starts getting a little weird.
10:57Attention!
10:59I brought to you, bitches, my great invention yet.
11:05The Time Machine.
11:07Boom!
11:09Boom!
11:12Boom!
11:12Boom!
11:13So now, the premise is that they travel through time and hate on people.
11:20Now, that's not a bad premise, but somehow, it just didn't come together right.
11:26Let's see what happens.
11:27First, they go back, and I think they fuck up Hitler.
11:55All right, so the crowd is still kind of with us.
11:58so now we take them to the 1840s.
12:00Let's see how that hate works out.
12:02Good God!
12:05Incarcerated African Americans.
12:08Slavery, if you will.
12:10These men here work for the minimum of wages.
12:15Grits and tattered clothes.
12:18Looky here, man.
12:20Them lames ain't even got no shoes on, Jack.
12:23I could never go out like that.
12:26Buck Nasty, have some respect.
12:29One of these men could be your great-granddaddy.
12:44All right.
12:46All right, Charlie was definitely funny
12:48because every time he do Buck Nasty, right,
12:50he'll be sitting in the back of the time machine,
12:52and as soon as they say, okay, roll sound,
12:55Charlie would get to shaking like this.
12:57It's not...
12:58All right, just show them, like,
13:00just give them an example of what it's like to shoot this one.
13:04From doctors?
13:05Yeah.
13:06All right, ready?
13:07Roll sound.
13:11All right.
13:12All right.
13:16All right.
13:16All right.
13:19All right.
13:24He was killing them.
13:25All right, but I'm getting off the point now.
13:26Let's keep going.
13:27Now, so now the time haters,
13:29they're in slavery times, right?
13:32And stuff is still kind of going good in the sketch.
13:35Okay.
13:36Okay.
13:36Keep...
13:37Let it play out.
13:38Let's see what's happening.
13:39Uh-oh, fellas.
13:41Looks as though we have company.
13:43What the hell are you niggers doing out here?
13:45We are the time haters.
13:48We're traveling all the way back through time
13:51to call you a cracker.
13:54You better watch your mouth.
13:56Actually, you better watch your mouth, white boy,
13:59before I put these gators up your ass
14:01to show you inside some style.
14:04That's enough!
14:06I can't be no slave, Silky.
14:11Oh, good God.
14:14Look, Silky.
14:15He done pulled out a whip.
14:17Nice whip.
14:19This here is a pistol.
14:21Reach for the sky, honky.
14:24Honky?
14:25Honky?
14:26Honky is a racial epitaph
14:29used for white people.
14:31It was made popular by a man named George Jefferson
14:34in the 1970s.
14:36You see, he and his wife, Weezy,
14:38had a dry-cleaning business,
14:39so they moved on up to the east side
14:41to a D-Luff's apartment in the sky.
14:44They finally got a piece of the pie.
14:49Confoluted story, I'll admit.
14:50But the point is this,
14:52that in the future,
14:54all black people will be free!
14:57And in second,
14:59this is what stopped the whole show.
15:01I mean, literally,
15:02the whole episode came to a screeching halt.
15:05Right here, as a matter of fact,
15:07I can predict this episode
15:09coming to a screeching halt right now.
15:11But I'll show it.
15:12When's we gonna be free?
15:15That is a good question, my man.
15:18How about now-ish?
15:31Apparently, shooting a Slave Master
15:33isn't funny to anybody but me and Neil.
15:37If I could, I'd do it every episode.
15:41So that was that one.
15:42Now, this next one,
15:46the premise again,
15:47funny premise,
15:48it's about a dating service
15:50where you tell them
15:51what kind of girls you like
15:52and they'll send dudes
15:53that just go out to malls and stuff
15:54and holler at bitches for you.
15:56Now,
15:59not so bad, right?
16:01Go ahead, just show them the setup.
16:02In a matter of seconds,
16:04we'll beam your information
16:05to one of our skilled field technicians.
16:08Hey, hey, hey, can I holler?
16:09Can I holler at you?
16:10Can I holler at you?
16:10Holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler at y'all.
16:14What's wrong with y'all?
16:16That dude is hilarious to us.
16:18His name's Anthony Barry.
16:19I mean, everything he says is funny.
16:21And in the course of shooting this sketch,
16:23we figured out he could do this.
16:25So we were like, just do that.
16:26And we just filmed him doing it.
16:27This is what he did that had us cracking up in editing.
16:52I'm a holler, bitch, don't you hear me?
16:54Bitch, I'm holler, holler, holler, holler.
16:58We're going to take you one quick commercial, we'll be right back, we'll be right back.
17:05Turn on your TV, what you going to see.
17:10Tonight's musical guest makes some noise for Kanye West's Most Deaf and Freeway.
17:18Brooklyn stand up, Lafayette Gardens. We in the streets, play it, get your mail.
17:23It's only two places you end up, be the debtor in jail, still know where to go.
17:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still know where to go.
17:31Now throw your hands up, hustlers, busters, boosters, ho!
17:36Everybody fuck that, still know where to go, Brazil.
17:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still know where to go.
17:41Keep it real, I'm a big fan.
17:43Two words, United States, no love, no breaks, low brow, high stakes, crack smoke, black folks.
17:49Big Macs, fat folks, ecstasy capsules, presidential scandals, everybody move.
17:54Two words, Moe, Steph, K, West, hot shit.
17:58Calm down, get back, yeah, the people got this.
18:00Game ball, lock shit, gun ball, cock shit.
18:03We won't stop shit, everybody move.
18:06Two words, B, K, N, Y, Bed-Stuy.
18:09Too hard, too hungry, too many, that's why.
18:12These streets, no game, can't ball, don't play.
18:14Heavy traffic, one lane, everybody move.
18:17Two words, Moe, Steph, K, West, hot shit.
18:20Calm down, get back, ghetto people got this.
18:23Game ball, lock shit, gun ball, cock shit.
18:26We won't ever see the rocks, everybody move.
18:28Now throw your hands up, hustlers, busters, boosters, ho!
18:32Everybody fuck that, still know where to go, uh!
18:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still know where to go.
18:38Yeah, woo!
18:39Now get your hands up, busters, busters, boosters, ho!
18:46Yo, yo!
18:48Yo!
18:49Yo!
18:50Ayo, two words, shy channel, south side, worldwide.
18:54Cuz I rap that, till I fucking die.
18:57One neck, two chain, one waist, two gats.
19:00One wall, 20 blacks, dudes, bae, gimme that.
19:02I am limelight, blueprint, five mics.
19:05Go get his rhyme, like should have been signed twice.
19:08Most imitated, Grammy nominated, hotel accommodated.
19:12Cheerleader, prom dated.
19:14Barbershop player, hate it.
19:15Mom and pop boo laid it.
19:16Felt like it rained till the roof came down.
19:19Two words, shy channel, raise me crazy.
19:22I live by two words, fuck you, pay me.
19:25Screaming, Jesus save me.
19:27You know how the game be, I can't let them change me.
19:31Cuz on judgment day, you gon' blame me.
19:34Look God, it's the same me.
19:36Basically know now, we get racially profiled.
19:39Cuffed up and hoes down, pipped up and hoes down.
19:42Plus I got a whole city to hold down.
19:44From the bottom to the top, the whole place to go down.
19:47Now throw your hands up, hustlers, busters, boosters.
19:50Oh, everybody fuck that.
19:52Still know where to go, yeah.
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still know where to go.
19:56Free, play, it's the vibe.
19:58Two words, freeway, two letters, AR.
20:01Turn your rep, cuz the two words, fast runners.
20:04Like Jackie Jernah, you better sleep with your burner.
20:07They heat ski, blow a reef through your car, my God.
20:11Two words, no guns, break arms, break necks, break back.
20:14Steven Seagal is free.
20:16The young boss, freshman of the rock.
20:18Win a beef in a pot, Jason for his dogs to brawl.
20:21Forget the squad, better fend for yourself.
20:23I had you screaming out four words, then for the long.
20:27Two words, freeway, slightly retarded.
20:30Mess around, throw a clip in your artist, lead with his bra.
20:34Get back.
20:35Calm down.
20:37Get back.
20:38Get back.
20:38Stay front boys back in town.
20:40Yeah.
20:44I'd like to thank my musical guests.
20:46I'd like to thank each and every one of y'all for being here.
20:49I'd like to thank you at home for watching.
20:51I'll see you next week.
20:53Tonight.
20:59Rick Yacht.
21:01Hi.
21:04Like BET, the network will also air sitcoms such as Gay Sanford and Son.
21:10I gave that money back to the church.
21:12It's the right thing to do.
21:15Lamont, you big gay dummy.
21:19Oh, gay pop.
21:20Come on, gay Julio.
21:25Adiosito, Mr. Sanford.
21:29This is the big gay one.
21:31Why they dick so small?
21:33Noooo.
21:34Noooo.
21:36Nooo.
21:36Noooo.
21:36Noooo.
21:36Yes.
21:39Noooo.
21:39Noooo.
21:40Nowhere was the first time trying to change the storm.
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