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00:00Chappelle lectione
00:02Chappelle lectione
00:04Chappelle lectione
00:14Let's start the show
00:19Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Chappelle!
00:26Hey everybody
00:31Hey. All right. All right. Welcome to Chappelle's Show. Man, welcome, guys. Thanks for coming out
00:40tonight and you at home. Thanks for tuning in. You know, folks, it's been an interesting couple
00:44weeks here at Chappelle's Show. A lot of flack I've been getting for the racially charred sketches.
00:50It happens. But I think I'm being misunderstood, so I just wanted to take a moment to explain
00:56myself, okay? I'm not advocating in any way, shape, or form any type of racial hatred. I'm just making
01:06fun of each other's cultures. It's fun. Problem is, when you do stereotypical kind of jokes, there's no
01:14room for subtleties. People always say things, for instance, that white people can't dance. It's not
01:19that white people can't dance. Is that really how it goes? I don't think so. Let's explore this
01:28further, okay? I'd like to introduce a piece now called White People Dancing. Hey, gang. You know,
01:37all my life, I've heard that white people can't dance. I don't believe that. I don't think it's
01:43so much that white people can't dance. It's just that they like certain musical instruments.
01:48That instrument, my friends, is electric guitar. It speaks directly to the soul of the white person.
01:55They find it irresistible. Now, with me, as you can see, is my good friend, John Mayer.
02:00How are you? And we're going to test this theory this afternoon. You ready?
02:04I'm ready. Let's do it. Let's go.
02:08It's my personal theory that when white people hear electric guitar, they cannot resist the urge
02:13to dance, no matter where they are. Now, me and John went to different locations and put this theory
02:18to the test. And the shares could be, we could up them to about another 22%.
02:26Okay, folks, here we are in a corporate boardroom. You can see people behind us working in the bullpens,
02:32and right now a meeting is in progress. We want to see what happens when you play electric guitar
02:37in the most professional of settings. Ready, John? Okay, cool. Go, go.
03:07I knew it. I knew it. Come on, let's get out of here.
03:19Okay, we've seen how white people respond to guitar music at work. Now we're in a chic Manhattan
03:25restaurant. It's lunchtime, the business crowd is here, a lot of Bush votes in the room. Let's see
03:30how the conservative crowd acts when they hear guitar music while they're eating.
03:36John, play the fight riff. Play it.
03:46These people are going, look at him. Oh my God, look at this.
03:49Oh!
03:51Oh my gosh.
03:54I've never seen anything like this, folks.
04:02Enjoy your lunch, everybody.
04:13All right.
04:15Every experiment needs a control.
04:17Now right now, me and John are in a barbershop in Harlem.
04:20Everyone here is either black or Latino.
04:23Let's see how electric guitar works on them.
04:27Ready, John?
04:28Yeah.
04:28Okay. Okay, go, go.
04:49Now, yo!
04:52Shut the fuck up!
04:55Okay. Okay.
04:57That went pretty much how I expected.
04:59Now, let's see how the blacks respond to drums.
05:13Questlove, go.
05:18Oh, yeah!
05:20Yeah!
05:21Yeah!
05:22Oh!
05:24Jesus, man!
05:46That worked like gangbusters.
05:51But I still happen to notice
05:53some of the Latin people were nodding their heads,
05:55but they weren't really feeling it
05:56as much as I thought they would.
05:58But I think I got the remedy.
06:00What would happen
06:01if I incorporated within that
06:03an electric piano?
06:06Sanchez, go!
06:15All right, this is going great.
06:17Now I'm going to kick it up a notch.
06:19Watch this.
06:21Watch this.
06:38All right?
06:42Hey, guys, have a good day.
06:43Sorry for a drought.
06:45So what have we learned, gang?
06:47we learned that white people can dance
06:49if you play what they like, electric guitar.
06:52Of course, we, the blacks, can't resist drums,
06:54and Latins love Congos, an electric piano
06:57with Spanish gibberish over it, I guess.
07:00So the next time someone says
07:02that someone from another race can't dance,
07:04you tell them...
07:05All right, I'm gonna need to see a permit.
07:06Excuse me?
07:07You have to have a permit to shoot out here,
07:08and we will find you.
07:10John, do something quick.
07:32Hey, my man, how you know that song?
07:34I'm from the suburbs, man.
07:36I can't help it.
07:37I can't help it.
07:41I can still feel so much pain.
07:55Hey, whoa, since it's gone.
08:00Just like every night has what's gone.
08:07Just like every time.
08:11Just like every night has a sad, sad song.
08:16Every rose has its own sound.
08:23We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
08:25Keep dancing.
08:33We're going to Dave Chappelle's show.
08:35How's this?
08:36Go.
08:38Hey, everybody.
08:39Welcome back to Chappelle's show.
08:42Thanks for joining us.
08:47You know, folks,
08:48I hate to hit this point so hard,
08:50but remember,
08:51whenever we do these racial commentaries,
08:53it's always about the subtleties.
08:55We're all part of the same human family.
08:58Our differences are just cultural.
09:00That's it.
09:00For instance,
09:01when a white person is maybe having trouble sleeping,
09:04you might take some kind of warm milk.
09:07I don't know what you drink.
09:10Well, with black people,
09:11we have a sleeping aid, too.
09:13And it's just coming out on the market.
09:15It's available for everyone's consumption.
09:17And we're proud to be the first sponsor
09:19of the newest sleep aid for black America.
09:22Here it is.
09:28What is it, honey?
09:30I got a big meeting tomorrow,
09:31and I still can't sleep.
09:33I took sleeping pills and everything.
09:35Relax, honey.
09:36I think I've got just the thing.
09:38From the makers of Valtran and Similox
09:40comes America's number one sleeping aid,
09:43ribs.
09:46Hickory.
09:48Oh, wow.
09:53Here's how it works.
09:55Once ingested,
09:56ribs go to work on your stomach,
09:57spreading barbecue sauce
09:59and greasy porkiness throughout,
10:01creating an age-old condition
10:02called the itis.
10:04You'll feel sluggish, drowsy,
10:06and should be asleep
10:07in a matter of minutes.
10:08I said itis.
10:12Thanks, ribs.
10:14Side effects include
10:15laziness,
10:17high cholesterol,
10:18high blood pressure,
10:18barbecue stains,
10:20wild bowels,
10:21doo-doo smells worse,
10:21and mud.
10:22Ugh.
10:24Mud butt.
10:29Like, what would be
10:30the inverse of that joke?
10:31If I did that joke for white people,
10:32would it be like turkey or something?
10:34I don't know.
10:35Turkey, right?
10:36What's a food that white people say,
10:38boy, that sure makes me sleepy.
10:40Huh?
10:42What is it?
10:43Box of wine?
10:46Wine?
10:47Comes in a box of wine?
10:48God damn.
10:51He said that without hesitation.
10:53Box of wine.
10:55Puts me right out.
10:58We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
11:00Don't go nowhere.
11:01We got more comedy for you
11:02on Chappelle's Show.
11:03That's right.
11:11Better not bring your kids.
11:16Welcome back.
11:18Welcome back to Chappelle's Show, everybody.
11:24One thing I've been hearing a lot recently,
11:26they say, you know,
11:27Dave, you make fun of everybody and everything,
11:30but how come you never make fun of yourself?
11:32Because it's not easy.
11:34I'm sensitive.
11:36But since you guys have been so good to me tonight,
11:38I feel like I owe you no less.
11:41This next piece is about the real Dave Chappelle.
11:45It's personal.
11:46It's actually very personal,
11:47but here it is.
11:49Hey, I'm Dave Chappelle,
11:50host of Chappelle's Show.
11:52Many guys are familiar with my on-screen persona,
11:55but the question keeps popping up.
11:57Who is Dave Chappelle, really?
11:59Well, guys,
12:00the answer isn't so simple.
12:02You see, in the last 12 years,
12:04I've been at least three different people.
12:06There's me at 18,
12:07sincere, earnest,
12:10relentlessly optimistic,
12:12and then there was me at 24,
12:14budding movie star,
12:16reefer addict,
12:17and a man with a sexual appetite
12:19that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.
12:22Then, of course,
12:23there's the man who stands in front of you now,
12:25proud father,
12:26loyal husband,
12:27and prompt taxpayer.
12:29All three of these men had different psyches
12:31and handled things in very different ways.
12:34And with your permission,
12:36I'd like to explore these three men tonight
12:38in a piece that I like to call
12:41Three Days.
12:45All right, first scenario.
12:47Let's say I'm having problems in a relationship.
12:50Why don't we take a look at how I used to handle that at 18?
12:55Tron, Tron, look, I want to work this out,
12:57but you got to talk to me.
12:58You got to open up.
13:00Last week,
13:01when we were at that Das FX concert,
13:05I rickety realize that I...
13:07I lickety love you.
13:10Clickety-clow.
13:11Come on, girl, don't be like this.
13:13You act like all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom
13:16and you're boom-boom.
13:18Why you gotta be like this?
13:21Clickety-clow!
13:23What a biggity bitch.
13:25I'm talking about myself, of course.
13:28All right, well, let's see how I handle
13:29relationship difficulties at 24.
13:32I love her, but she don't trust me.
13:36I can't be with someone who don't trust me.
13:39Oh, that sounds terrible.
13:40Do you want to understand, honey?
13:42Yes, I do.
13:43Ten times.
13:44I know.
13:47And the other thing, you know what she had the nerve to say to me?
13:51That I smell like I've been at the teddy bar.
13:54So the fuck what?
13:56Well, let's see how I handle relationship problems today,
13:58now that I'm a father and a husband and all that good stuff.
14:04Baby.
14:06Baby, you areβ¦
14:20Oh, man.
14:28Scenario two, let's say I'm pulled over by the police
14:31and I'm being treated less than fairly.
14:33These kinds of things happen.
14:35Why don't we see how 18-year-old Dave used to handle that?
14:39Help!
14:41Okay.
14:42Now, let's take a look at 24-year-old Dave.
14:46I ain't doin' nothing!
14:47Get on the ground!
14:48Get on, on the ground!
14:50What about you?
14:51Why don't you get on the ground?
14:52That's right, give me my license back.
14:53Man, spread your cheeks, and lift your sack!
14:56That's right!
14:57And you know what?
14:58I am high!
14:59I'm high!
15:03And now, let's take a look at 30-year-old Dave.
15:07All right, license, insurance, registration, please.
15:09Sure.
15:11Sorry about that, I was runnin' late for a shoot for my show.
15:15Chappelle Show.
15:16I'm Dave Chappelle.
15:17Yeah?
15:18I'm rich, bitch!
15:21You haven't seen it?
15:23Don't get it.
15:25Don't get it.
15:25Buckle up, baby!
15:30Over the last 12 years, my career went through a lot of ups and downs.
15:34Now, a lot of people ask me, Dave, how do you handle it when you lose out on a movie
15:38part
15:38that you really want?
15:40It's a good question.
15:41I'll show you how I used to handle it at 18 right now.
15:44Well, who got the part?
15:46The Wayans Brothers.
15:48There's more?
15:50Well, here's how I handle the same type of situation at 24.
15:54Chris Tucker?
15:56Fuck!
15:57It's the second time this happened.
15:59Who got the other part?
16:01Tell me, man.
16:02Jackie Chan?
16:03That motherfucker can't even speak English.
16:07Shit!
16:09And now, here's how Sensible Shoe Dave handles it at 30.
16:14Who?
16:16Who's Nick Cannon?
16:17Daddy, Nick Cannon's hilarious.
16:21Man, fuck you, son.
16:22You guys think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes
16:27money.
16:27It's funny, isn't it?
16:28I'm broke, nigga!
16:29I'm broke!
16:30Well, I guess that gives you guys a pretty good idea of how I've changed over the years.
16:35But before I go, I just want to give each of me a chance to tell you their overall philosophy
16:40in life.
16:4218-year-old Dave, you're on.
16:44When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
16:49His Holiness the Dalai Lama.
16:52That was touching.
16:53All right.
16:54How about you, Mia 24?
17:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:02Smoke weed every day.
17:06David Thurston.
17:07What you got for him?
17:09Fuck Nick Cannon.
17:10Dave Chappelle.
17:12He's hilarious.
17:13You know, you acting like a little bitch, all right?
17:15Stop saying that.
17:16You trying to make your father feel bad?
17:18I gotta pay all the bills around here?
17:19Or you gonna go tell your mother?
17:20You telling your mother I'm cussing in the house?
17:22That's right, shit!
17:28We're gonna take a quick commercial break.
17:31But David Thurston will be right back after these messages.
17:37Chappelle Chappelle!
17:41Welcome back!
17:43Welcome back, everybody.
17:48It is time for another Chappelle Show musical performance.
17:53As you can see tonight, we were lucky enough to have John Mayer and Questlove from the Roots appear in
17:57our sketch.
17:58And while we were shooting the sketch, we actually shot a musical performance just for fun.
18:03This next one, folks, is just for you.
18:05Please welcome yours truly and the Dave Chappelle Trio.
18:09You know, folks, right now the world is in trouble.
18:12And I know it seems like the sketches we do are racy, but this is all just comedy.
18:17Really, it's all about love.
18:19So this song right now is not only going out to you at home and everyone across America, but everyone
18:24across the world.
18:26And it goes a little something like this.
18:31Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
18:40What might be right for you may not be right for some.
18:50A man is born, he's a man of means.
18:57Then alone come to, they got nothing but their dreams.
19:02But it takes different strokes.
19:04It takes different strokes.
19:07It takes different strokes.
19:07It takes different strokes to rule the world.
19:12Everybody's got this special kind of story.
19:16Everybody's got a way to shine.
19:19No matter what you got, not a lot.
19:22So what?
19:24I'll have theirs and I'll have yours and I'll have mine.
19:27Then together we'll be fired.
19:30Cause it takes different strokes to take.
19:33Different strokes to take.
19:35Different strokes to take.
19:36Different strokes to rule the world.
19:39Different strokes to rule the world.
19:44That was the gooch.
19:48All right.
19:51When the world never seems to believe.
19:56When you're living up to your dreams.
19:59And suddenly you're finding out the facts of life are all about you.
20:10It takes a lot to get them right.
20:14When you're learning the facts of, learning the facts of, learning the facts of life.
20:22They're all about you.
20:24They're all about you.
20:27That's right.
20:29Turns out that life is all about you.
20:32Thanks for watching the show this week.
20:34I'd like to thank my guest John Mayer.
20:38Questlove.
20:39John on keyboards.
20:41I'm Dave Chappelle.
20:43I'll see you guys next week.
20:46I'll see you next week everybody.
20:48God bless you.
20:49I'm out.
20:50I'm out.
20:50I'm out.
20:57I'm out.
20:58For the first day.
20:58Now take a look.
20:59I'm out.
21:00Good day.
21:00Miss Karch.
21:01Hi.
21:04Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
21:07Beans don't burn on the grill.
21:10Took a whole lot of trying.
21:12Let's get up that hill
21:14Now we're up in the big league
21:17Get our turning back
21:19How we live
21:21It's you and me, baby
21:23Ain't nothing wrong with that
21:24We're going on love
21:26To the east side
21:29To a deluxe apartment
21:32In the sky
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