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00:00Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show,
00:06Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.
00:15Let's start the show.
00:19Ladies and gentlemen, James Chapelle!
00:25Hey, what? Oh, snap.
00:30Oh, thanks, y'all. Thanks, y'all.
00:33Welcome, everybody. Welcome to Chapelle Show.
00:37Welcome, man.
00:39Thanks for coming out tonight, y'all.
00:41You know, I almost was afraid no one would be here.
00:43I had a conversation that upset me,
00:45where a dude said my show was offensive to black people.
00:48Normally, that doesn't bother me, but he was white,
00:51so it freaked me out.
00:52And I put the floor out.
00:54He had me thinking for a second. Word?
00:58But he might have a point.
01:00I'm not gonna discount him just because he was white.
01:02Who knows?
01:04Some people just know black people, right?
01:10Y'all, I'm serious. They got, like, gut instincts.
01:13Some people know black people.
01:15But who are those people?
01:16We don't know.
01:17So we got some people, and we put them to the test.
01:20Now, what you're about to see is absolutely real.
01:23These are real people.
01:24This is not actors.
01:26This is the real deal.
01:28Give it up for my new game show.
01:29I know black people.
01:35I know black people.
01:59This is a writer for such black television shows as the Chris Rock Show and Chappelle Show.
02:04Okay.
02:05Our next contestant works in a Korean grocery store.
02:08He's a DJ and claims to have many black friends.
02:11He's a social worker in Wilmington, Delaware.
02:14Most of his boys he goes to school with are black.
02:17The barber in Brooklyn who claims that 100% of his clients are black.
02:22Let's play the game.
02:25What is a badonkadonk?
02:28A badonkadonk.
02:30A badonkadonk is like a, uh, a incredibly attractive ass.
02:36That is correct.
02:38A badonkadonk.
02:41Big penis.
02:44Uh, he's talking about my rear end, I think.
02:47That is correct.
02:50You do have a badonkadonk.
02:51I may have heard that once or twice before, yeah.
02:53I'm telling you, Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, girl, you got a badonkadonk.
02:59Ooh, that's junk in the trunk.
03:02That's what you put your mug on, you saddle up and ride.
03:05That's a big ass.
03:08He is correct.
03:09That's what you do.
03:10Junk in the trunk, that you put your mug up, saddle up and ride, foreign ass are all acceptable answers.
03:16Black people!
03:17Why do black people love menthol so much?
03:24I don't...I don't know.
03:26That is correct.
03:27All right.
03:29Nobody knows. Nobody knows for sure.
03:33Because that's what Newports are?
03:35That is correct.
03:37Uh, is it a fact that they, uh, like mental cigarettes?
03:41I'm not even sure. Um...
03:43I don't know. The great taste?
03:44That is correct.
03:46No one knows.
03:48Black people!
03:49On the popular show Good Times,
03:51what did Mr. Bookman do for a living?
03:54Ooh, he was the handyman.
03:57That is correct.
03:58He was a superman.
03:59That is correct.
04:01Let's see.
04:03I don't know who Bookman was on Good Times.
04:06So, I'm gonna have to take a guess.
04:09Um...
04:11Was he a janitor?
04:13That is correct.
04:15Amazing. Did not see the show yet.
04:19Knows that Bookman was cleaning up.
04:21He was the janitor,
04:23and his nickname was Buffalo Butt.
04:26That is correct, and a bonus point.
04:29Black people!
04:30Could you name any of Bookman's nicknames?
04:33Booger.
04:34That is correct.
04:35Buffalo Butt.
04:37That is correct.
04:39Chee-Chee?
04:39Chee-Chee.
04:41I'm checking the judges for Chee-Chee.
04:43I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
04:44His name was Bookman?
04:47Yes, and he was fat.
04:48He was a janitor.
04:48What did they call him?
04:52Uh...
04:53Fat...
04:53Janitor guy?
04:56Uh...
04:57Black people!
04:58Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
05:03Because he was white?
05:04That is correct.
05:07Because he was white?
05:09That is correct.
05:10Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
05:16Because he took all his money?
05:18That is correct.
05:19Because he was a Republican?
05:20That is correct.
05:21Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
05:27He wasn't supposed to be trusted in the first place.
05:29He is correct.
05:31Black people!
05:33Tito, is pimping easy?
05:37No.
05:38That is correct.
05:43No.
05:44That is correct.
05:47Um...
05:47Big Daddy Kane would say it ain't easy.
05:50Pimping ain't easy.
05:51He is correct.
05:54Correct.
05:55All right.
05:56I have a hard time with it myself.
05:57Yes, pimping, as a matter of fact, ain't easy.
06:01Is pimping easy?
06:05Hell yeah.
06:06Somehow that is correct.
06:10The competition's heating up.
06:12But don't go anywhere, because we'll be right back with more.
06:15I know black people.
06:20We'll find out who wins later in the show.
06:23But don't go anywhere.
06:24We'll be right back with more Chappelle Show.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:33Woo!
06:34Welcome back to Chappelle Show.
06:39You know, folks,
06:43there's a lot of talk on the streets about keeping it real.
06:46I hear men saying it.
06:47I hear women saying it.
06:48We all just gotta be careful.
06:50When you're keeping it real, pick your spots.
06:53Reality is hidden for a reason.
06:55And now we will show you why.
06:57You're watching when keeping it real goes wrong.
07:02Brenda Johnson was at home one night eating popcorn
07:06and watching television with her girlfriend.
07:08The telephone rang.
07:13Hello.
07:13Hello.
07:19Brenda had a simple choice to make.
07:22Ignore the mild rudeness of someone hanging up on her
07:24or keep it real.
07:27Fuck that!
07:28I don't like people playing on my phone.
07:30Girl, don't even trip.
07:31You bigger than that.
07:32No.
07:33I don't like people playing on my phone.
07:36But in reality, it had nothing to do with people playing on her phone.
07:39Brenda had long suspected her boyfriend, Jamal, of cheating on her.
07:44This was the straw that broke the camel's back.
07:51Hello?
07:52Did you just call here, bitch?
07:54Excuse me?
07:55I know you just called here.
07:57Don't play dumb with me.
07:58Stop fucking my man.
08:00I don't know what you're talking about.
08:02I dialed the wrong number, okay?
08:04I star 69'd you, you dirty hoe.
08:07You and I both know.
08:08So, you sleeping with Jamal?
08:11No, I was trying to call my aunt.
08:13Oh, bitch, please.
08:14You a bitch, and so is your aunt.
08:19Oh, no, she did not hang up on me again.
08:22Again?
08:24Brenda could have ended the conflict there.
08:26You wanna play, bitch?
08:28Let's play.
08:29But she decided to push her Relo-meter into the red.
08:33Cause I keeps it real like that.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:35Brenda went onto her computer and did a reverse lookup of Janice's number.
08:39Not only did she get Janice's address, but directions as well.
08:45I'm fitting to ride on this bitch.
08:58Won't be fucking Jamal in this car, hoe.
09:04Take that, you clap-having Jezebel.
09:06It was a wrong number!
09:10Fuck that!
09:11I don't like people playing on my phone.
09:17That keeps it real.
09:20What Brenda didn't know is that Janice was borrowing the car from her older brother, a federal agent.
09:26She also didn't know that defacing a government vehicle is considered a felony in certain cases, this being one of
09:34them.
09:35After a short trial, Brenda was sentenced to six years in federal prison.
09:48What's really hood, bitch?
09:50Brenda knew it was important to establish her realness early in prison.
09:54Confronted by another pivotal decision, Sheen decided then and there to keep it real.
10:01All right, bitch, let's settle this right now.
10:05Oh!
10:06Ah!
10:06Oh!
10:08The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences.
10:12It turned out they kept it realer.
10:20And as for her boyfriend, Jamal.
10:22You want to talk about keeping a vote?
10:24He was cheating on Brenda with her best friend.
10:28I'll keep Jevelle.
10:31Ain't that right, Shorty?
10:33That's right.
10:35From eating popcorn in the comfort of her own home to eating fruit cocktail off of a prison floor.
10:42Brenda rounds...
10:43Fuck that! I don't like people playing on my phone.
10:47...just another case of what can happen when keeping it real goes wrong.
10:52Oh, shit.
10:53We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Don't go anywhere, everybody. We'll be right back. I'm serious.
11:00Man.
11:06What's happening, everybody? Welcome back.
11:09And now let's see who's gonna be the winner of I Know Black People.
11:15Competition's been stiff in the first act. Let's see how it goes in the next round.
11:19Are you ready?
11:20What is a Lucy?
11:22What is a Lucy?
11:22Now, I should know this.
11:25Uh, smoke?
11:27Damn! That's...
11:28That's absolutely correct. A single cigarette.
11:31A loose cigarette.
11:32That is correct.
11:34A cigarette?
11:35That is correct.
11:36What is... a Lucy?
11:40Is that a... a way of saying oral sex?
11:45No, but we should start saying that.
11:48What is a Lucy?
11:51One cigarette bought at the store from the A-Rabs.
11:54That is correct. A cigarette bought at the store, one loose cigarette, from an A-Rabs.
12:00Black people!
12:02What is a chicken head?
12:03That's a woman who, um, puts her mouth on the member of a, or sometimes called a crack whore.
12:15That is acceptable.
12:17That is one of the many definitions of a chicken head.
12:20A fallacious woman.
12:22There we go. Mark, you, things are looking up.
12:26Um...
12:26Let's see.
12:28Somebody on TV used to say chicken head.
12:32Um...
12:33You're such a chicken head.
12:36Um...
12:37I don't know what show this is, but I'd like to see it.
12:40So, are you stupid?
12:43No. A chicken head is a hoochie, whore, or a fallacious woman, apparently.
12:49Uh, it can be used for different things.
12:51It's mostly used to describe a hoe or an ugly woman.
12:55A woman that likes to suck penis.
12:58A woman that likes to suck penis.
13:01To give a lucy.
13:02That's right. To give a lucy.
13:05What is a chicken head?
13:07Oh, you can find that anywhere.
13:10In a hood, on a block.
13:12It's a bird.
13:14One of those that you just bring home and wear out.
13:17That is correct.
13:20A bird that you bring home and wear out.
13:23That is correct.
13:24That's what they're for. That's how they're used.
13:29Finish this good time lyric.
13:33Temporary layoffs.
13:35Good times.
13:37Easy credit rip-offs.
13:39Good times.
13:41Scratching and surviving.
13:43Good times.
13:45Blank.
13:46Good times.
13:47Good times.
13:47I know that...
13:50One...
13:52Character on Good Times is J.J. Walker.
13:55That's very good.
13:57And I know that...
13:57Give the steak and form a lot in shopping malls.
14:00Another...
14:01Actress on Good Times is Lenny Kravitz's mother.
14:06Oh, I'm sorry. That was the Jefferson's, but...
14:09Easy credit rip-offs.
14:11Good times.
14:13Scratching and surviving.
14:15Good times.
14:17Good times.
14:19Good times.
14:21Good times.
14:22Ain't we lucky we got them.
14:25Good times.
14:29Good times.
14:30Yeah, I...
14:30Mm-mm.
14:33I remember when...
14:35When Willis...
14:37Had a drinking problem.
14:40Scratching and surviving.
14:42Good times.
14:44Blank.
14:44Good times.
14:46Mm-hmm.
14:46And I've always wondered this myself, and it sounds like...
14:49Hanging in a jewelry!
14:51But it's...
14:53It's...
14:54And is it, uh...
14:55Say it one more time. Say what you just said one more time.
14:57Hanging in a jewelry!
15:00Um...
15:01And I always thought, uh, as a kid, does that mean that someone is hung in a jury?
15:06But I... I didn't, uh...
15:08I... you know, I have to say, you can tell, I know the... the, uh, the actual song, but those
15:14are the ones I... I never could decipher what it was. It was, uh...
15:17Brian Tucker just pointed out a fact that it's very true. This is the most disputed lyric in all of
15:23the Good Times lyrics.
15:24Yes.
15:25I am inclined to give him the point. I look at my judges, he gets the point.
15:28All right. And what is the lyric?
15:30The correct lyric.
15:31Hanging in a chow line.
15:34I had to look it up on the internet myself.
15:36I thought it was hanging in a jacket.
15:39And now, for the final question. Are you ready?
15:44I'm ready.
15:46How can black people rise up and overcome?
15:50Um...
15:51How can they rise up and overcome?
15:56Well, can they overcome?
15:57That is correct.
16:02Reparations.
16:03That is acceptable.
16:04This is a rap lyric?
16:05No, this is... I'm sorry.
16:07Oh, this is a general question.
16:08This is an actual question.
16:09All right.
16:10That's a... there's a complex answer there.
16:12That is correct.
16:16Staying alive.
16:18That is correct.
16:20That is correct.
16:22Well, stop cutting each other's throats.
16:24That also is correct.
16:27How can black people rise up and overcome?
16:31Get out and vote?
16:34That is incorrect answer.
16:37I'm sorry.
16:39No, folks, our judges pallied up the scores, and we have a winner.
16:43Rob the DJ.
16:45Rob, come on out.
16:46Excellent job, Rob. Congratulations.
16:48Here's the grand prize.
16:49Of course, it contains a lifetime supply of Murray's hair cream.
16:55That's right.
16:56And one can is a lifetime supply.
16:58Trust me.
17:00Two bootleg DVDs, and of course, what would a grand prize be without a pack of menthol cigarettes?
17:08We'll take a quick commercial break.
17:10But don't go anywhere.
17:12We'll be right back with more Chappelle shit.
17:16Okay.
17:18Turn on your TV.
17:20What you going to see?
17:22And now it's time for our musical performance by the lovely, the soulful, Miss Erykah Badu.
17:44Well, right now what we're going to do is go back, alright?
17:46Back and then I'm back in the days when things were cool.
17:55Hey.
17:57All we needed was da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da
18:03Oh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da
18:07Well, well, well.
18:09Do fly, what take me flying with you?
18:16Give me that
18:19Give me that
18:24Some of that
18:26Well, well, well
18:29Back in the day
18:33When things were cool
18:36Hey
18:38I'm gonna eat it one.
18:40Back in the day when things were cool.
18:48Let me tell you what we used to do.
18:50We used to beat up with these dudes.
18:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:59Sing it out.
19:00Then we rose out on votes and truths.
19:07Let's choose a vote, sir.
19:10My sweet honey has a good way for a little while.
19:20When my hand is gonna wake me, I'm a path to shine.
19:29Oh, sugar.
19:31I'm laughing, I'm singing, I'm jamming,
19:33I'm talking, I'm popping the truck with the windows rolled up.
19:37Well, well, well.
19:42I'm laughing, I'm singing, I'm jamming,
19:44I'm talking, I'm popping the truck with the windows rolled up.
19:47Ow.
19:50Oh, sugar.
19:51If we could ride around the park till it's up to rock.
19:54When we get home, hope the dog don't bark.
19:57Puff.
19:59One, two, three.
20:02I'm sugar free.
20:06In the night.
20:10I'm so lonely.
20:12I'm sugar free.
20:16In the day.
20:19I'm so lonely.
20:25In the night.
20:29I'm so lonely.
20:31In the night.
20:31I'm so lonely.
20:37I'm so lonely.
20:44That's right.
20:46I would like to thank my guest,
20:48Erykah Badu.
20:49I'd like to thank each and every one of you at home
20:51for watching and everybody in the room
20:53for being here. I'll see you next week.
20:56I am out!
21:00Congrats, biatch!
21:02Hi, thank you.
21:04All right, this one nobody got.
21:06None of the black dude got this.
21:08All right, you're walking down the street, right?
21:10Black dude comes up to you.
21:12He hands you two dimes and a nickel
21:15and says, may I have a...
21:17What does he want?
21:17Case court.
21:18Yes! See? Nobody got case court.
21:21Who was the only black sweat hulk?
21:25No idea.
21:26Correct answer, of course,
21:28Freddie Boom Boom Washington.
21:30But he didn't happen to have the answer handy.
21:40What does he want to do?
21:40What does he want to do?
21:40What does he want to do?
21:41What does he want to do?
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