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00:00Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show, Chapelle Show.
00:06Oh!
00:08Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:10Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:11Yeah, yeah!
00:15Let's start the show.
00:20Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Dave Chapelle!
00:26Whoa!
00:28Whoa!
00:30Man.
00:32Hey, everybody.
00:34What's happening?
00:36What is happening?
00:42What's happening, everybody?
00:45Thank you, y'all.
00:47Thank you, y'all.
00:50Thank you, bitches.
00:55Last week, I went to the club, man.
00:58I never go to clubs.
01:00I had a ball.
01:00You know that song?
01:01You know that dude, Little John?
01:03His music gets me so amped.
01:07Ah!
01:09He says something about his energy.
01:11It's just, wow.
01:12Show his video.
01:14Okay!
01:17Okay!
01:19That's all he says in the whole song, nigga.
01:22Okay!
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:27Yeah!
01:31That's all he ever says in any song.
01:33I always think he's gonna rhyme, but he act like somebody was about to rhyme, but just never get around
01:38to it.
01:39Okay!
01:45I wanna meet that dude.
01:46I just wanna see what it's like to have a conversation with him.
01:49I mean, what is he like in his personal life?
01:52I wonder.
01:55And now, a moment in the life of Yulodrone.
02:01Are you checking any luggage today, sir?
02:04Yeah!
02:06Would you pack the bags yourself?
02:07Yeah!
02:09And the bags have been in your possession the whole time?
02:11What?
02:12Have these bags been in your possession the whole time?
02:14What?
02:14What?
02:15These bags have been in your possession the whole time.
02:17What?
02:18These bags, were they in your possession the whole time?
02:20What?
02:21And these bags have been in your possession the whole time?
02:23Yeah!
02:25All right. Well, Mr. John, you're all set.
02:28Okay!
02:30Uh, pardon me, madam.
02:32Will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
02:35Did you book your flight online?
02:38Yeah!
02:40And it will be.
02:41Okay!
02:42Have a nice flight.
02:43What?
02:44Have a nice flight.
02:45What?
02:46Have a nice flight.
02:47What?
02:47Have a nice flight.
02:48What?
02:49Have a nice flight.
02:50What?
02:51Have a nice flight.
02:52Okay!
02:55You've just watched A Moment in the Life of Little John.
02:59They calling me.
03:03They calling me.
03:06Yeah!
03:10Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!
03:13He makes love to his wife and gets her, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!
03:18Sorry about that.
03:20I'm who you are.
03:24Skeet, skeet, skeet.
03:25What?
03:26Skeet, skeet, skeet!
03:28Can't say they say that on the radio.
03:30Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!
03:34Nah, you can't say skeet on the radio.
03:36I'm just gonna start saying that on the show.
03:38Come on, let's take, man.
03:39What the fuck if you can say skeet on the radio?
03:41I can't...
03:41Nobody...
03:42You know what's so dope about skeet?
03:44White people don't know what it means yet.
03:46When they figure it out, they're gonna be like,
03:48my God, what have we done?
03:53We're gonna take a quick commercial break, but don't go anywhere.
03:59Didn't wanna die, y'all.
04:02Studied hustling, trying to beat my family.
04:05Too scared to have kids.
04:07And do like my daddy did.
04:09Cause I'm so scared of family.
04:15Better not bring your kids.
04:18Welcome back to Spell Show.
04:27The other thing I was doing,
04:30I was trying to find the score of the next game on the internet.
04:34You know, you go on the internet,
04:36and you realize it's kind of like just so nasty.
04:39It's the nastiest stuff that you accept on the internet.
04:42Like, if the internet was a real place,
04:44it would be disgusting and intolerable.
04:47I'm serious.
04:49Imagine that.
04:49What if the internet was a place that you could go to?
05:03Excuse me, miss.
05:05Um, where am I?
05:07Oh, the internet.
05:08Do you know I could find a new site?
05:10Oh, it's down there.
05:11Thank you very much.
05:13Thank you very much.
05:16Hey, buddy.
05:18Buddy.
05:19Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
05:21Hey, buddy.
05:22Buddy, buddy, buddy.
05:23Hey, man, I know you.
05:25It's me, buddy.
05:27I have something really important I need to talk to you about.
05:31What's going on?
05:35One increase the size of your penis up to four inches in a month, bro.
05:39And fat, too.
05:41No, man, I'm cool.
05:43It's all natural, dude.
05:44My friend's a doctor.
05:46Hey, brother.
05:46I'm a doctor.
05:48And you're a doctor?
05:49Fucking right I'm a doctor.
05:50I use it myself.
05:53Look, I'm cool, all right?
05:54I don't need no penis pills.
05:56Hey, these are not pills.
05:57This is a sag, a cream.
05:59You massage it down to the skin and...
06:02Oh, come on, son.
06:06Whoa.
06:06I'm sorry for bothering you, but I like that song.
06:10You know I can get some music around here?
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13You can get it right there.
06:15Oh.
06:15Or you can get it right there.
06:33Hey, Ron.
06:34So, you want to see me have sex?
06:36Nah, I'm cool.
06:37Want to see Paris Hilton have sex with her boyfriend?
06:39Yes, I would.
06:40Come on.
06:40All right.
06:47I want you to get on top of me face that way.
06:50So you can see a pretty look.
06:54I don't know if that was her, man.
06:56It was a little grainy.
06:57It was that night vision.
06:59You can't really tell.
07:00I got to see that one more time, man.
07:02Let me just see one more time.
07:03Let's go.
07:03You know what, buddy?
07:04No wonder if you just hold this,
07:05so I'll go in there and check it out,
07:07and then I'll be right back out.
07:08All right?
07:11Why don't you get on top of me face that way?
07:14You can see I'm pretty look.
07:16That was her all right.
07:18She played the same.
07:20You sure you didn't want to see me have sex?
07:21Yeah, I'm absolutely sure, man.
07:23I just want to get the score to the next game.
07:24Thanks.
07:25All right?
07:26I do a great doggy style.
07:27I know, Ron.
07:28Okay?
07:28I got my stroke from you.
07:30Thank you, Obi-Wan.
07:31I'm done with the porn.
07:34What?
07:34You want to see naked pictures of Holly Berry from Swordfish?
07:38Of course I do!
07:39Right.
07:44Damn, dude.
07:45You ain't tell me they had the girl from Price is Right.
07:47She got naked pictures?
07:49Damn.
07:50Thanks, man.
07:51Davey.
07:52Yes, sir.
07:53Um, you into goat play?
07:56What is goat play?
07:58Lizzy.
08:02Oh, oh, man.
08:03Do you get it?
08:06All right, come on.
08:07Let's hurry up.
08:08All right, come on.
08:27Let's hurry up.
08:28No.
08:28Gambling.
08:29No, please.
08:31Debt consolidation.
08:32Nah.
08:33Gambling.
08:34Ah!
08:35Debt consolidation.
08:37Gambling.
08:38Enough!
08:39Enough with the pop-ups!
08:40Dicks!
08:59Wow!
09:22How you doin'?
09:23Hello.
09:24My name is Deborah.
09:26Hey, Deborah.
09:27I'm Dave.
09:28Nice to meet you.
09:29Nice to meet you all.
09:30You look kinda cute, Dave.
09:31Thanks, Deb.
09:32Come here, I wanna tell you something.
09:38Seriously, bro, I can make your penis fat.
09:40and harder for longer.
09:42What the fuck? You tricked me.
09:45Now all this place is sick.
09:46You should all be ashamed of yourself.
09:48You're heathens.
09:49There are no side effects.
09:51So mad.
09:54Death consolidation.
09:56I don't know how about that.
10:01Spambusters, bitch.
10:06We're gonna take a quick commercial break, y'all.
10:08Don't go anywhere. Be comfortable.
10:09We'll be right back with more Chappelle Shows.
10:16And I'm bored.
10:18I gotta go to the Chappelle Shows.
10:25Go ahead.
10:27The Teresa Roddy Interview.
10:29Here she is, Teresa Roddy.
10:32Now, little John, I heard that you once worked
10:35in a fast food restaurant.
10:37Yeah!
10:39And you almost made it to Night Manager.
10:41Is that also correct?
10:42Yeah!
10:43Yeah!
10:44Now, I'm going to change the subject a little if that's all right with you.
10:49What?
10:50I would like to change the subject.
10:52What?
10:53Change the subject.
10:54What?
10:55I'm gonna change the subject if that's all right with you.
10:58Okay!
10:59And if this is a little sensitive, please, feel free to stop me.
11:06Okay!
11:07In my research, I found out that you had been beaten brutally by two white police officers under a mistaken
11:16identity.
11:17Is that correct?
11:18Is that correct?
11:20Yes, that is true.
11:23That was the first time in my life that I'd, that I ever experienced any type of racial discrimination.
11:30And I made up my mind then and there that I would transcend these social constraints.
11:35You see, madam, so often black youth are cast aside by a society that is too afraid of them to
11:42recognize their humanity.
11:45My mother knew this.
11:47And she did her damnedest to make sure that I knew it.
11:51And I, madam, through my music, will make sure that all black youth realize the truth.
11:59Because to me, that is an act of love.
12:09That must have been very painful for you.
12:12Yeah!
12:15Thank you, little John.
12:17What?!
12:17Thank you, little John.
12:19What?!
12:20Thank, thank you, little John.
12:22What?!
12:24Huh?!
12:25Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
12:28No problem, madam.
12:30Thank you for coming tonight.
12:31Do you smoke Weaver?
12:33Yes.
12:34You have a little time?
12:35Yeah!
12:39Just for the cameras.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:44Ladies and gentlemen, Little John.
12:50You've just watched A Moment in the Life of Little John.
12:55Welcome back, guys.
13:00Now, I'm looking around the room, and everybody in the room is pretty much in my age range, for the
13:05most part.
13:06And, you know, our generation has a phrase we like to say.
13:10That phrase is keep it real.
13:12People say it to me all the time.
13:13Dave, you got that show?
13:15But remember, brother, keep it real.
13:19Very good advice.
13:20It's not always as easy as it seems.
13:23Sometimes, folks, keeping it real works against you.
13:28So now, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to show you one of those times in a new segment, When Keeping
13:34It Real Goes Wrong.
13:37You're watching When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.
13:42Darius James was out on a date with his girlfriend, Tanisha Bradley.
13:46Darius was almost certain the night would end with sex.
13:49But as they were leaving, confrontation reared its ugly head.
13:54Yo, Tanisha, it was good seeing you.
13:57Darius heard the comment and had a simple choice to make.
14:00Ignore what the man had said and take Tanisha home.
14:03Or stay at the party and keep it real.
14:11What did you say, man?
14:13Good seeing you.
14:14Good seeing you.
14:15I don't pay that shit.
14:17That's my girl, nigga.
14:18I keep it real.
14:19What Darius didn't know is that Chris was a 10th degree black belt who started trouble just so he could
14:25practice his karate in street fighting scenarios.
14:28What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast.
14:34Viewer discretion is advised.
14:43Darius lost four of his teeth, fractured his arm, spine, and pelvis.
14:48And then Tanisha got involved.
14:50All his talk about keeping it real was getting on my last nerves.
14:53I savor that ass whooping.
14:57Kick him in the ass.
15:04The tag team ass whooping continued for minutes, ending when karate expert Chris left with Tanisha.
15:14That night, they had sex three times.
15:17As a result of his hospital bills, Darius was forced to move back in with his grandma.
15:23This knucklehead talking about keeping it real.
15:26I'm going to keep it real.
15:27I want his goddamn ass out of my house.
15:31Trying to get my swerve on too.
15:33Shit.
15:34Darius is humiliated on a daily basis.
15:37Granny, don't!
15:38Well, hurry the hell up and finish yourself off, Daddy.
15:42Unlike you, I'm getting a little action tonight, you punk bitch.
15:50He is witness to things that no man should ever have to see.
15:57Darius, you big dummy, this ain't no show and tell.
16:00Take a walk.
16:02Yeah, get some rubbers.
16:05Get the big ones.
16:07Fucking right.
16:12From most assuredly having sex with his girl to getting beat up and moving back with his family.
16:17Granny, don't!
16:18Darius James showed us what can happen when keeping it real goes wrong.
16:24We're going to take a quick commercial break, everybody.
16:26Don't go anywhere.
16:27We got to pay these bills and we'll be right back.
16:38Okay.
16:39Turn on your TV.
16:41What you going to see?
16:43Oh.
16:44Hey, what's up, everybody?
16:45It's Dave.
16:46Right now, our next guest we're very excited about.
16:48He's got one of the smoothest voices in music today.
16:51Give it up for my man from Charlotte, North Carolina.
16:53Anthony Hamilton.
16:59I got a story about my life like the hit.
17:04Well...
17:07Sitting here, I guess I didn't make bad.
17:10Got a time and the story I've had to tell.
17:13Starting when I was nine years old.
17:16Woke up, my Daddy was gone.
17:19I started hustling and they couldn't tell me nothing.
17:22And in the hood trying to be somebody
17:25But my soul was on that thing
17:27I was searching for something
17:29I try to be good
17:32I'm trying
17:33Trying to keep from trouble
17:35Living too fast
17:38Trying to make good on a hustle
17:41So I'm trying to get rough
17:45Coming from an up front, up front
17:48Time's got hard, yeah, yeah
17:51Coming from an up front, up front
17:54Sometimes you gotta walk the work, yeah
17:56Hold on
17:57Coming from an up front, up front
18:00Sometimes you gotta do a little dirty
18:02Coming from an up front, up front
18:07Wasn't really looking, guess I found it
18:10Five foot three, like brown skin
18:13Coming from the university
18:16Nice style, looking kind of lovely
18:19Didn't know she had much game
18:22Down the ride out, even take the train
18:25Even take her to a poker game
18:27She stopped not from fried chicken to sushi
18:30Try to be good
18:31I tried
18:33Try to treat you like a lady
18:35Tried to be your friend
18:39Turned out that you were shady
18:41You were shady
18:43Sometimes you get lonely
18:45Coming from where I'm from, up front
18:48Sometimes what they seem to be
18:50Coming from where I'm from, up front
18:54Sometimes you go angry, yeah
18:56Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:00Sometimes you get the best of me
19:02Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:06Well, I tried to be good
19:07I tried
19:09Wanted nothing but to love somebody
19:12Didn't want to die young
19:14Studied closely, trying to beat my family
19:17Too scared to have kids
19:20And do like my daddy did
19:21Cause I'm so scared of family
19:24Sometimes you get lonely
19:26Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:29Well, yeah, yeah, yeah
19:33Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:36Sometimes you got to mourn in the morning
19:39Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:42Sometimes you got to cry a little bit louder
19:44Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:48And sometimes you got to fight the pain, yeah
19:50Coming from where I'm from, up front
19:54Sometimes you got to walk along, walk along
19:57Coming from where I'm from, up front
20:00Sometimes you get a little worried, yeah, yeah, yeah
20:03Coming from where I'm from, up front
20:06Sometimes you get lost out of touch, oh
20:09Coming from where I'm from, up front
20:11And sometimes I think I even pray a little bit too much
20:15Coming from where I'm from, up front
20:17Sometimes I get a little scared
20:24Sometimes I get a little scared
20:29Sometimes I find myself
20:30I have to walk and pray alone
20:33Sometimes
20:35Talk about where I come from
20:40I'd like to thank each and every one of you
20:42for being here tonight
20:43I'd like to thank you at home for watching the show
20:45We couldn't do it without you
20:47I'm Dave Chappelle
20:48I'll see you next week
20:50Skeet, skeet, skeet
20:51I'm out
20:59Come in, George
21:01Hi, thank you
21:05My mother
21:06My mother knew this
21:09I'm out
21:13Excuse me
21:14Popping now
21:16Here come my Oscar shot
21:25Where put my glasses at?
21:30Oh
21:32Wow
21:32You
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