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00:04AHHHHHHH!!!
00:05Ohhhhh!!
00:08HEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!oO
00:27imaging
00:38Welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:41If this show was a sport, it would be full contact and band everywhere but the Maldives.
00:46If this show was a song, it would be full fidelity and performed by throat singers.
00:51Every episode, five yet-to-be-fully-formed comedians chase points by completing tasks
00:56with the series winner awarded a prize so sought after by crooks
01:01that it's guarded by a real big prick of a dragon.
01:04This shimmering mould of my head.
01:09Our current crop of comics are Anne Edmonds,
01:14Jenny Tian,
01:16Josh Thomas,
01:19Lloyd Langford,
01:21and Will Anderson.
01:25Finally, to my left,
01:26is the guy whose casual wardrobe is made up entirely of Mr. Beast merch.
01:31It's Lesser Tom Cashman.
01:36What have you been up to, little buddy?
01:39I've got a new job.
01:40I've been moonlighting.
01:41Oh, OK.
01:42I'm the editor-in-chief, in-chief, in-chief, in-chief at Babushka Doll magazine.
01:49Oh, no.
01:52Got an example of the magazine here.
01:55So, do you want to see some of the stuff that's...
01:58And, um, yeah, they get smaller as you go.
02:01On the back, look how small it is.
02:04Just do another player.
02:06All right, thank you once again.
02:08You've earned a participation award.
02:10Now, what's the prize task?
02:11This week, our contestants have been asked to bring in a thing
02:13that would make a crowd of people go, ooh.
02:15Josh Thomas, what have you got?
02:17Oh, um, I just brought in this, um, ordinary bottle.
02:22OK.
02:25You've got a sympathy ooh there.
02:27Oh, no, everyone hates my bottle.
02:30I feel so stupid.
02:31I'm a stupid boy.
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:41They really delivered on the ooh.
02:43Thanks, guys.
02:45I have a feeling you just did what, um,
02:47the Taskmaster has been wanting to do for a while.
02:51Everybody wants to smack...
02:53Yeah.
02:53Oh, on me!
02:55Oh!
02:56All right, that's pretty effective, Josh.
02:57Lloyd, what do you have?
02:58I asked a, um, AI image generator
03:02to conjure up an image of, uh, Tom Gleeson
03:07and Tom Cashman engaging in French kissing with each other.
03:13LAUGHTER
03:13Oh!
03:17LAUGHTER
03:21I would say the results speak for themselves.
03:24Yeah, well, it's a bit tricky,
03:25because I don't think the crowd went ooh.
03:27I think they kind of went...
03:29No, some of...
03:30I think some of them were aroused.
03:33Round of applause if you were aroused.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:39All right.
03:40Uh, Will, what did you bring in?
03:41Uh, I thought back to the first time
03:42I ever heard a large group of people make this noise,
03:44and so I brought in this, uh, note from when I was young.
03:48It says,
03:48Could William Anderson please report
03:50to the principal's office immediately?
03:55I feel like you were a bit like performing monkeys that time,
03:57wasn't it?
03:58LAUGHTER
03:58It wasn't as spontaneous as Josh's broken bottle.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:01All right, well, it worked on this crowd,
04:04but is that the sound you remember happening in class at the time?
04:07I know you said the audience sounded a little bit pantomimey
04:10when they did that,
04:10but that was also what it would sound like in the, like, classroom.
04:14So I think the audience were actually doing exactly the same thing
04:17as the kids would do when that note would come in.
04:19So I'm...
04:19It was performative.
04:20It was, like, ooh.
04:21Yeah, ooh, which is how I interpreted O-O-O-O-H.
04:25OK.
04:26Um, Anne, what did you bring in?
04:28So I have brought in two photos of Lloyd and I as toddlers.
04:35Aww.
04:36Oh, great.
04:37Which one's Lloyd?
04:39LAUGHTER
04:40He's the one there that looks like a CEO.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:49How do you look younger now?
04:52LAUGHTER
04:54LAUGHTER
04:56OK, well, it did get a sound out of the crowd.
04:58It did.
04:58Pretty fair.
04:59Jenny, what have you got?
05:00Um, so I've brought in a stack of envelopes.
05:02Um, but wait, there's a bit more to this.
05:04All right, everyone, one, two, three.
05:07Ooh!
05:10Hang on, that's just crowd work.
05:11What are you doing?
05:12LAUGHTER
05:13Because inside those envelopes is a message.
05:16Oh.
05:17Congratulations, you've been chosen to participate
05:19in Jenny T. Anne's prize task.
05:21When Jenny counts to three, go, ooh.
05:24Oh, so they've all got that envelope?
05:26Yeah.
05:26Oh, you gave it to them before the show?
05:28Yeah.
05:29OK.
05:30Yeah.
05:32OK, well, I've got to judge it mostly by the sound of the ooh.
05:35So one point goes to Lloyd,
05:37cos that was definitely a...
05:38LAUGHTER
05:40I'm going to give two points to Anne,
05:41because it was more of an aww, as opposed to an ooh.
05:44Yeah, OK.
05:45Will Anderson, three points,
05:46cos he got a really strong ooh there.
05:48Whereas Jenny, four points, cos the ooh
05:50happened exactly when she wanted it to.
05:52Yep.
05:52Whereas I think the very, very strong ooh
05:54came from Josh bashing himself on the head.
05:57LAUGHTER
05:57But I must admit, I wanted to go...
05:59Yay!
06:00APPLAUSE
06:02All right, good stuff, Tom.
06:04Time for a task.
06:06Let's just say Lil Jon would love this one.
06:10MUSIC
06:13MUSIC
06:15MUSIC
06:15MUSIC
06:18MUSIC
06:19MUSIC
06:20MUSIC
06:20MUSIC
06:23Hi, Anne.
06:24Hello, Tom.
06:25How are you?
06:26I'm OK.
06:27Good.
06:27Hi, Josh.
06:28Hi.
06:29You look different.
06:31What do you mean?
06:33Nothing.
06:34OK, then.
06:34Let's have a look.
06:37How low can you go?
06:39Go as low as you can go.
06:40Lowest wins you of 20 minutes.
06:42Your time starts now.
06:44What's the lowest you've ever been?
06:45A few tasks on this, I reckon.
06:47LAUGHTER
06:50APPLAUSE
06:51OK, so pretty simple.
06:53Just how low can you go?
06:54Lowest wins.
06:55Yep.
06:55Who we got first?
06:56It's John Witham's talent dress,
06:58which is a new man I made up using the letters
07:00from the names Josh Thomas and Will Anderson.
07:02LAUGHTER
07:03It's not literally limbo, though, is it?
07:06You could go lower than limbo.
07:07We're really not going to talk about the...
07:09The make-up?
07:10Mm.
07:10Oh, cos I'm tired.
07:12OK.
07:13I thought it might seem like we're having fun anyway.
07:15OK.
07:15Is it working?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Tom, would you be able to Google,
07:20I hate Will Anderson?
07:22OK.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Find as many references to people just saying
07:26that they hate me, anything like bad reviews.
07:29I don't want to make my clothes dirty
07:30cos I made the lady that cleans the clothes do my make-up.
07:33And she tried really hard,
07:33and I promised her it would be really funny,
07:35but actually it's just stupid, isn't it?
07:36I don't think it's stupid.
07:37You like it?
07:38I think it's nice.
07:39Tell me I look pretty.
07:40You look pretty.
07:41Say it again.
07:42You look pretty.
07:44Say it again.
08:15You look pretty.
08:34You look pretty.
08:37You look pretty.
08:41You look pretty.
09:00You look skinny.
09:07I like that.
09:09Say it again.
09:11You look skinny.
09:13You look skinny.
09:14You look skinnier than Tom Ballard.
09:15Without laughing.
09:16You look skinnier than Tom Ballard.
09:18OK.
09:19That feels terrible.
09:21Let's move on.
09:23OK.
09:27So, Josh, your interpretation of Low was to be petty?
09:30Yeah.
09:30Can you explain it?
09:31I didn't quite get it.
09:33It just seemed a bit of a dog act, didn't it,
09:34to make him say on national television that I'm prettier than the boyfriend I had when I was 19.
09:40So, you mean low as in you were being a bad person?
09:43I was being a bit shitty, wasn't I?
09:45Yeah, but I just feel like it's sort of mixed into your general vibe.
09:49So, it didn't feel lower than usual.
09:53It didn't say to get lower.
10:01I think I need to ask you, what did you do to Kyle to elicit that response?
10:08I mean, it could have just been so many occasions, Tom.
10:11I don't know specifically what it was that made Kyle say that.
10:15Maybe somebody asked him, what's on your bucket list?
10:20So, clearly there was a limbo pole there as well.
10:22Bright red.
10:23But, you know, you both realised that was a red herring.
10:26Like, you'd have to be a fool just to go and start doing limbo, wouldn't you?
10:30Alright, time for a break.
10:32Don't be a low dog and leave us.
10:34Stay high-minded and we'll see you after these commercials.
10:47Welcome back to Taskmaster.
10:49What's happening, Tom Cashman?
10:50Our comedians have been asked to go as low as they can go.
10:53Yeah.
10:54And as Will and Josh have proved, you don't have to take that literally.
10:57Next up, no, next down, it's Anne and Lloyd.
11:01So, what's it like that?
11:02I presume it has to abide by the laws of limbo.
11:05I can't put it on the lowest rung and then sliver underneath like a snake.
11:13You okay there?
11:17I mean, I barely did that.
11:20That's as low as you can go?
11:21I don't know.
11:22Please.
11:24Let me out of this task, please.
11:27When was the last time you limboed?
11:29Probably at a kid's birthday party.
11:31Which kid?
11:31Oh, like another...
11:33I was a kid as well.
11:34Oh, you're also a kid.
11:35I wasn't just walking past, looked through the window and thought I'll absolutely destroy
11:39them at this.
11:40Low, way down low.
11:44I feel like I've got quite a big nose.
11:46I'm just going to tump it down a bit.
11:49Is that better?
11:50I could go low like a lower geographical point.
11:55Oh.
11:56This might be my limit, this notch.
12:00That's how low I can go.
12:02You can't go lower than that?
12:05It's slightly lower than where I was.
12:10So much easier.
12:11I guess I could trash the joint.
12:19Now who's low?
12:2113 seconds.
12:25I thought they could stay standing up then.
12:27You didn't get all of them.
12:30What's that?
12:39Wow.
12:40That's low.
12:41You think?
12:42Very low.
12:48So you both took it literally there.
12:50At first for you, Anne, you were trying to do limbo.
12:53Yeah.
12:54But then I feel like you actually started to reach an emotional low point.
12:59I did go low emotionally.
13:01Like for real?
13:01For real.
13:02Like Will was pretending but you were there.
13:04Yeah.
13:04I was, I wanted to hurt things.
13:07We've seen you at that point quite a few times across the seasons.
13:11Now Lloyd, you attempting to do limbo properly when everyone else had taken it somewhere else was probably the lowest
13:19point of the series.
13:22Like even to the point where you taped your nose down because you were worried that it would catch the
13:26bar.
13:26It was too much for me.
13:27I just, you can't, you can't win on this show because if I'd gone and had some sort of existential
13:32crisis then we'd get back in the studio and everyone else is limboing and you go, and you go, you
13:39didn't even make it under the highest pool.
13:42So let's just read the task again if you don't mind.
13:44How low can you go?
13:45Go as low as you can go.
13:47Lowest wins.
13:47You have 20 minutes.
13:48Never mention limbo.
13:56Wow.
13:57This is really low.
14:00Okay great, one attempt left.
14:02It's our shortest contestant.
14:04So she'll have the lowest starting point.
14:06Will it be an advantage?
14:07It's Jenny Tian.
14:08So I could go like emotionally, like sad low.
14:12Or I could go low as in like, I'm a scumbag.
14:15That's so low.
14:17As in do something really immoral.
14:19yes oh what if I stole your thing your little little timer what if I what if I
14:26took this oh do you want me okay can I have the iPad back please no what if I
14:36reset it nice try what are you gonna do about that yeah you piece of shit you suck and everyone
14:53hates you no one in your life loves you everyone also hates you oh yeah and then you will die
14:59lonely oh you are a turd you will never find love either um incredible no you piece of shit no
15:13no
15:16you know you'll still never find love or joy in your life
15:28Jenny you've been quite polite across the series I feel like that was really hard for you
15:32it was but then as soon as I saw Tom's smug face I just went for it you know and
15:38you know being kind
15:40of like mean and stealing from someone as pathetic as this I thought really that's that's got to be
15:46really really low so I know but for me it's weird because you doing that it's kind of what I
15:51do to
15:52him as well so for me it kind of just feels fair are you implying that that you're low no
15:59no no I'm
16:00I'm just implying that I'm correct can I read out some other things that she said yeah Tom you suck
16:06you piece of shit doesn't that hurt and pain you to the core that everyone will die and perish from
16:11your existence you also will die by the way you're a pretty nice guy but you're a piece of shit
16:17and you
16:18deserve death
16:24I mean there's some pretty low acts I guess I should come up with some scores yeah it's tricky
16:28because they're all very low in their own different ways but I'm going to give one point to Josh because
16:32he was low but at the same time it just felt like it fitted with this normal behavior I'm going
16:37to give
16:37two points to Will I feel like he was pretending to be low okay three points to Anne because she
16:42became genuinely low Lloyd I'm going to give four points to because by actually trying to do limbo
16:47correctly I just could barely look at it but I think the lowest of the low in the crowd favorite
16:53was Jenny five points to Jenny what are the scores like so far in the episode well she may be
17:02lowest of
17:02the low but she's highest on the table the winner at the moment is Jenny with nine points all right
17:09let's get into our next task I thought this task was about manta rays and I was very scared until
17:14I read
17:14it again and realized it was about mantras yay
17:3310 more two hello Tom hi well what's this oh is it all right I don't know he's hanging in
17:41there yeah
17:42oh I've ever got a good feeling about this one oh really yeah I think I'm gonna win it yoink
17:49oh create an original mantra to live by and put it on a motivational poster okay so that's what it
17:55is it's a motivational poster hang in there most original mantra wins you have 12 minutes your time
18:01starts now do you have a mantra to live by you do yo all right now I don't I'm gonna
18:06do a real brain
18:07dump out loud yeah but don't judge me I'm not judging oh so I'm thinking of like powerful people
18:12that influence people so look it was the first person that comes to my mind I'm judging do you
18:19have a mantra that you live your life by not really I'll take it day by day well that's a
18:23mantra oh in
18:24fact I like that that's not original but what if I had some play on that take it every second
18:30day
18:30first I'm gonna start by sticking on some feathers do you know I like to say to my friends
18:35when I say oink oink bitches oh and that means like we're in now okay have a mojito something that
18:41Anne always has a go at me about is that before I met her when I was making pasta I
18:48would put the
18:49pasta in the pan and put the water on top of the pasta and then start boiling the water that's
18:55an
18:55absurd approach my mantra is gonna be take your life every second day by day I have to look around
19:02the whole house for a pig camera off the tripods boys let's go wait that was actually more
19:07straightforward than I thought okay it was just it was just in the hallway you found a pig quite yeah
19:14you are the field by which you can choose to plow risk existence go the distance okay good
19:22here's the day of work here's the day of the cat reflecting on the hard day hanging in there
19:29there's some disclaimers and some fine print down the bottom but terms and conditions that's what it
19:33is you happy with this I'm very happy with it thanks Anne see you oh why do you say oh
19:46because it's not
19:47mine did you hope that it would be yours yeah right live by the mantra on the poster best living
20:01by of a
20:01mantra wings you have 20 minutes your time starts now don't drop your pasta and take your life every
20:13second day by day I thought it was some kind of groundhog day suicide thing is that Will's
20:19motivational message me that's bad I feel like I'm gonna regret asking this but if we go all the way
20:32back to the beginning there when you walked into the room Lloyd you said tiramisu I decided I would
20:40address Tom with a different word beginning with T every time a task started and I would never call
20:47him Tom at the start of a task so that one was tiramisu but they they've they've edited some of
20:53them out so now it just looked like I was having a breakdown I have a mantra let's watch the
21:00first
21:00attempt first this is an even more specific mantra from Will this is his actual mantra take your life every
21:06second day by day asterisk rest every second day asterisk CEOs especially redistribute your wealth
21:13asterisk especially cats reflect on how you got into this mess here to live it it's Lloyd Langford
21:22rest every second day what's he on about it's the scribblings of a madman I've only got 20 minutes so
21:30let's take the 20 minutes as as two different days 10 minutes each CEOs especially redistribute
21:37your wealth I've got some money in my wallet okay and I'll redistribute it to the crew oh right
21:42here we go $15 you can have $10 you want $5 now I'm gonna rest for four minutes you can
21:50just I just
21:51have a lie down like this right on this lovely carpet would you like me to play a relaxing song
21:56yeah go and
22:18get your loot
22:19that was really good thank you yeah just freestyle it now just a bit of jazz riffing
22:30this cat can really swim
22:36oh I didn't like the final note but apart from that I was great
22:44so like you say they were the scribblings of a madman yeah I don't know much about mantras but I
22:49think they need to be like one sentence
22:53they need to be snappy and memorable you can't have three or four different footnotes in a mantra
22:59yeah so there's a lot of chaos to make sense of yeah it becomes an academic text and not it
23:05wasn't part of
23:06the mantra but the recorder playing was definitely the highlight oh no there was another asterisk
23:11on the back
23:12yeah we seem to be a bit of a jazz fan would you have a jazz name for lesser tom
23:17I would call him tootlin tom
23:20thank you for finally calling me tom
23:23we need to take a break so this task is a voodoo doll of lesser tom because we're putting a
23:29pin in it see you shortly
23:41welcome back to taskmaster our comedians are currently finding their truths by living out another's false affirmation right tom
23:48that's right our contestants have come up with a mantra to live by and then other contestants are living by
23:53those mantras
23:53all right who's up taking on lloyd langford's poignant highly metaphorical mantra don't drop your pasta until the water is
24:00boiling
24:00it's jenny tian
24:02i'm guessing this is lloyd i mean he's got beautiful lips
24:05you think lloyd has beautiful lips
24:06i mean in this picture he's given himself the most attractive lips i think i've ever seen in my life
24:10i'll go to the kitchen and find some like pasta
24:13okay
24:16add some water to this
24:17put this on so it boils faster
24:19i thought that i might look like lloyd as well
24:22okay
24:24well i'll drop in the pasta
24:26the water's boiling so i'll
24:28yeah it's got bubbles so i'll drop in the pasta
24:37i don't know what else i could add to this unless you can think of stuff
24:43thanks mate
24:59so jenny why did you not wait for the water to boil
25:03which was pretty much the only thing in the mantra
25:06i thought i nailed the task because i saw the bubbles appear and you would assume that the bubbles only
25:14appear when the water is boiling
25:16tiny but very small bubbles
25:18you know you need
25:18am i learning how to boil water right now
25:20yes
25:21on tv
25:22but what i learnt in science class guys
25:25was that when you see the bubbles emerging that's only supposed to happen when the water boils
25:30no jenny
25:33where did you go to school jenny?
25:34i went to cheltenham girls high
25:36don't send your kids there
25:40alright uh let's go to our next one tom
25:42with the jenny written mantra risk existence to go the distance
25:45it's will anderson
25:46i mean i could go to space
25:49like i mean that would be going a long distance
25:52but also there's an inherent risk of existence on a trip to space
25:57what i really don't want to do is do another green screen thing tom
26:05isn't this amazing catstronaut
26:07you don't need to hang in there anymore because you're in zero gravity
26:10i can't believe we've done this in 15 minutes
26:13but you know what
26:14we haven't gone the full distance yet
26:16we've got to risk our existence
26:20let's go out and have a look
26:21in space
26:31oh this was a terrible idea
26:34remember me cashew
26:36remember me
26:44what?
26:46that was great
26:47i went to space
26:49well you know what i'm worried about
26:51as we've seen in previous episodes
26:52i'm not a fan of your sketch comedy will
26:55it wasn't meant to be a comedy
26:57it was a drama
26:57we were risking existence
26:59like i'd taken hang in there to the next level
27:02like we were hanging like in there in space
27:04we've been through this before
27:05but i just have been wondering why you are doing this show
27:08you host your own show
27:09it's called gruen
27:10it's really good
27:10i know but i'm sick of being successful
27:15i just wanted to come on here and show that i'm human
27:18i can't do everything
27:20okay
27:20except go to space
27:22i went to space
27:23but in a way that did not please tom
27:25he's not a fan of my sketch comedy
27:27which makes me feel bad
27:29for how much of it i know is still to go
27:33okay i feel like i'm being made to go the distance
27:36who's next
27:37with the anne written mantra
27:38you are the field by which you can choose to plow
27:41it's josh thomas
27:43it's just saying instead of looking outwards for help
27:45you can look inwards for help
27:47i think that's what it means
27:48okay
27:48so the best way to complete that mantra
27:51would be to do my mantra
27:52which is oink oink bitches
27:53because you are the field by which you can choose to plow
27:55all right
27:57i'm gonna do my one
27:58and by doing my one
28:00i will be doing their one
28:01in the most authentic way possible
28:03okay
28:03so i'm just gonna go and eat a lot of candy
28:05and drink some beers
28:06and um ketamine
28:08not today
28:09not today
28:10not today
28:11i'd like a plate of kimchi and cheese toasties
28:13okay
28:14i'd like um
28:14three beers
28:16okay
28:16and i'd like i'd like four beers
28:18four beers
28:19mm-hmm okay
28:20i think oink oink bitches
28:21it's about just like having fun isn't it
28:23and doing what you want to do
28:25i've always wanted to go out on the boat
28:26and on the lake
28:27yeah
28:32more pickle
28:33probably had enough pickle
28:34a bit of pickle
28:35yeah
28:38i think i really nailed it
28:45i think you were actually very clever here
28:47because what you did was you just like weaseled it back to your original mantra
28:50i've sort of worked out that i had to find something within me to do
28:53but the problem was what do i do
28:55so within you you found your own mantra
28:57so i found my own mantra
28:58when i say oink oink bitches it's like if you're all like hungover
29:02or like you've been in rio
29:03and your friend's like oh i don't know if we can go to another party
29:06i'll go oink oink bitches
29:07i will say this is not the last time that josh's creative brainstorming process led to him deciding to drink
29:14some beers
29:18oink oink oink bitches
29:44the money i'm sorry where's the money i took it for myself to get on your knees okay i'm sorry
29:50you should be sorry i've got other people above me that rely on that what do you think's gonna
29:54happen to me i don't know what do you think's gonna happen what will happen i don't know okay
30:00i'll have to call them hello what's gonna happen to me they're gonna shoot me as well oh no so
30:06now
30:07i'm gonna shoot you oh but you didn't like it when they said they'd do it to you oh oink
30:10oink
30:10bitches all right up you get okay we'll just do another one
30:20hi ann where have you been nowhere well i looked at your phone oh you've been off with tanya
30:27this is the fourth time you've cheated on me i'm starting to go crazy you know it's just sex it's
30:33just get on your knees we weren't oh oink oink bitches
30:48we'll just do another one prime minister congratulations hi deputy oh dear i've locked
30:55the door what do you mean prime minister if you want to stay in the role there's just one thing
31:00you've
31:00got to do get on your knees and oink like why would i do that or i'm gonna shoot you
31:05in the face mate
31:06it's as simple as that get on your hands and knees prime minister you're making a big mistake i'm not
31:12i'm making a good decision oink like a pig no oink that's not an that's not that's not annoying use
31:21open your mouth more deeper deeper ha and i'm gonna kill you anyway that's the way i roll
31:30oink oink
31:32bitches
31:46i mean i bloody love that you took a mantra and turned it into a catchphrase i thought it was
31:52perfect i must say tom's oinks were they were troubled can we have some oinks from you now
32:02i just want to take you to scene two cashman had been cheating with tanya
32:06um lloyd who's tanya someone that isn't critical about the temperature of my pasta
32:19yeah okay well it's one point for jenny straight up because she didn't boil the water that was the one
32:23thing she had to do uh two points to will because we had to see some sketch comedy again and
32:27hopefully
32:28that never happens again for the whole series uh three points to lloyd because he didn't do much
32:34but lay down i actually feel like you were the star of lloyd's mantra thank you uh and four points
32:40to
32:40josh because he very sneakily worked out a way of drinking beers during a task but five points to anne
32:46edmunds because she shot you in the head what does that do to the episode scores lesser tom well
32:56we're sitting on a three-way tie on 10 points between anne jenny and josh
33:04we're going to a break so why not live laugh love your way through the next three minutes if not
33:10that
33:10mantra please at least don't go anywhere back soon
33:24w b t t m a u that's an efficiency measure for saying welcome back to taskmaster australia
33:31the explanation is long now but it'll save time later t c w n what's next i'm reading you loud
33:37and
33:37clear it's like we're the same guy it's another task
33:54oh no this looks fun doesn't it hi josh this looks like good clean fun so they're gonna try and
34:03hit me
34:03with a car now it's interesting hello am i gonna throw balls in the van i'd love to throw some
34:10bloody balls in a van man that's the kind of thing you come here for to throw some balls in
34:14a van you
34:15reckon i'm gonna throw some balls in a van task moving vehicle oh oh interesting oh it's so long
34:27yeah you read it bounce a ball kick a ball throw a ball racket hit a ball an afl punch
34:35pass a ball into
34:35the circling van you may not to leave the circle and all balls must travel through the official
34:40shooting zone and is this the official shooting zone yeah okay balls will be restocked once they've
34:46been used once a type of ball or propulsion has been successful it may not be used again the van
34:53will
34:53stop when you've propelled all five balls into it fewest van laps wins you have 20 minutes your time
34:59starts now tennis ball soccer ball australian football like medicine ball what's this oh is that
35:06a meatball oh is that a poo no i draw the line at poo okay i'll note that down thank
35:13you
35:18so get the balls into the van in five unique ways love it who's first i'll tell you it's anne
35:24array
35:24of people will josh lloyd and jenny everyone except anne i'm gonna start with uh
35:34i'm gonna start with throw a ball
35:37oh no
35:43i'm gonna throw the meatball that's gonna be my first one
35:50yes well done close very close it'd be shocking if i did this right who even knew that this
36:03so i can use that method again because it wasn't successful right so i'm gonna afl punch
36:09past this one a meatball yep oh did you see that come on baby you've got this golden arms yes
36:20that's
36:22all the balls restock thank you mate faster i only have 20 minutes i'm gonna go with punch the afl
36:31ball
36:31in again afl ball is in yes bounce is one of the hardest ones to get i would say
36:39i think that was in soccer kicking the soccer ball in is gonna be my next one
36:48you know where i can hit this you didn't think i could do it
37:04i mean that's all right yeah it's crazy how much i don't get it in isn't it right i haven't
37:14bounced
37:14and i haven't kicked this was a hundred percent error even rafa nadal couldn't do this i'm happy
37:40boy he's got his big racket serve and it's got the good racket go yes that's in get out of
37:46here racket
37:48all right we're just on the big ball i got it bouncing yeah
37:56oh my golly gosh he's the champion of balls
38:02you're disappointed i mean he's got to be close to run that old petrol eh surely thanks jenny thanks tom
38:19very good everyone you all did a really good job um i really liked uh josh and jenny praising
38:25themselves for such minor achievements oh honey you go chuck a couple of balls into a van in all
38:32sit different fashions when some of them are big and some of them are small and you can only use
38:36different techniques different times on a 40 degree day nah that was that we were incredible
38:41yeah i did notice the crowd they cheered more the more uncoordinated the person was who got it in
38:48because will just like kicked one in and like the crowd went oh to be fair will told me it's
38:54the
38:54proudest he's ever been i saw it it was a great kick but like yeah blah blah and then it
39:00goes in
39:01it was fun though like and my favorite thing about it was i was like who's driving the van and
39:06they
39:06were like oh he's a professional stunt driver for insurance reasons we had to get a professional
39:12stunt driver it's the most disappointed man i've ever seen so uh what stats do we have josh took 33
39:19van laps jenny 29 lloyd 21 and will a measly 13 laps
39:29okay so given it's only ann left we must be in for a real show
39:34but before that real show you're going to watch 10 little fake shows this is the ad break we'll be
39:41back
39:50soon welcome back to taskmaster we left you with a real cliffhanger before the break how
39:55shit is ann edmund's going to be at hand eye coordination challenge i would encourage the
40:01viewer going into this to remember that with ann you know she's busy
40:07is it a meatball yeah i could eat that and end everything it would be one way out of doing
40:13this
40:13task please don't eat it a hospitalization
40:20are you going to do that after every successful maybe
40:25yeah mate put your foot on it yeah this guy where'd he learn to drive
40:33sorry mate it can't fit that i'm cursed that was this close
40:43i'm getting sucky i reckon the public's gonna be bored with this one
40:52there's gonna be some trick here and i'm just gonna be really angry what kind of trick i don't know
40:57because the van keeps stopping but i can't work out why it's stopping and then i'm only allowed to
41:02shoot through here so it's stopping at the wrong time yes is he allowed to take instructions can you
41:08stop there oh he's an asshole i missed a spin on doing that starting to get clinical depression when i
41:21do
41:21something he stops but what is it i wonder scratch my nose touch a ball
41:31if i picked a ball up he stops
41:36i cracked the code i'll still not be able to get it ah in there
41:46isn't that a throw again i don't know
41:52i think that was in oh thank you i think it was too just 30 seconds
42:00that's in it is in don't think so
42:05all right then well i think that was rough for everybody wasn't it thanks ann thank you
42:13is that a protest
42:21so ann you figured out the secret or did you well now i know that it's ducks which is duck
42:27down to
42:27pick up the ball i thought it was any time you touched the ball the van stopped however it didn't
42:32help me in any way how many times did i go around though uh more than the others
42:39but but what about some points for intelligence none of them got the broke the system it seems
42:45like with the wisdom of the system you came last so you took 45 laps but you also didn't get
42:52all
42:52five balls in so the lapse is kind of irrelevant yeah okay oink oink bitches
43:03well that means ann gets one point josh gets two points three points to jenny lloyd with four but
43:08the winner of the task that's will anderson with five points so where does that bring us up to for
43:15the episode well anyone can still win it there's only two points in it at the moment but jenny's on
43:19top with lucky 13 points let's get these five up on the stage for the final task of the show
43:32all right lisa tom what's tonight's live task i'll let josh answer this question if you could
43:37read it into the microphone please oh okay good i'm a good reader share a beautiful childhood memory
43:44into this auto-tuned microphone if the taskmaster correctly guesses the childhood memory sharer
43:50you are eliminated last person standing wins a bonus point will be given for the most beautiful
43:59childhood memory
44:12wait can i clarify so is the point to deceive yes yes
44:22so like so like does it have to be a true childhood memory no it can be a true or
44:27false memory okay
44:29okay we're ready it's up to you who goes first
44:33on a family holiday to wollongong three separate dogs urinated on my brother
44:48well i'm just trying to think which of the contestants used to go on holidays to wollongong
44:54and knows how to do a welsh accent i'm thinking that might be lloyd thank you for your guest
45:03taskmaster can the next contestant share their memory this one time at band camp
45:11i had an incident with a flute it's a bit tricky this person is reminiscing about their time in the
45:17film
45:17american pie was it maybe josh doing a weird voice thank you for your guest taskmaster can the next
45:25contestant share a memory please
45:34go coast
45:36wait let me think about it sometimes at gold coast sometimes the sunshine goes no way
45:43we both are close to brosman so away go coast yes go coast
45:53well it's tricky because i did already guess josh and that answer went for too long which makes me
45:57think it's josh so i'll have to say it's ann when i was at my little boy i was a
46:05little boy and it was
46:06christmas and i wanted to train set but my couldn't not my parents said i could not have a train
46:12set but
46:13then he said i could have a train set and i got a train set
46:19all out of whack now i'm going to say that's jenny i was on a farm and it was a
46:24really big farm
46:25with a lot of animals and i touched the animals and
46:33i got my father's approval
46:39i'm going to say that's jenny because that sounds like someone who's prolific on tiktok's
46:43impression of farm life all right that is the end of our first round lloyd and and jenny are all
46:51eliminated
46:55okay well i've still got a bit more guessing to do we'll see you after the break
47:08welcome back to taskmaster australia where we've still got two fools on the stage who are trying
47:12to deceive me lissa tom what's going on we've got two remaining contestants will and josh how we're
47:17going to sort this out you're going to use the famous childhood game scissors paper rock yeah whoever
47:22wins this game of scissors paper rock will get to select yourself or the other to go up to the
47:26microphone
47:27and share a childhood memory if the taskmaster successfully guesses you're eliminated and
47:31we have our winner if he doesn't successfully guess we continue until we have a winner
47:40when i was a little kid i went on a hike and i did all the right because i i
47:47fell down a waterfall
47:49and my dad saves me and i had the desperation of josh thomas i think that is correct josh is
48:01eliminated our winner is will anderson
48:06all right comedians get back down here and join me for the final result
48:13all right we've just seen these comedians flail around during the live task uh so it's time to
48:18put some numbers to their efforts tom how did they go well will won josh came second and everyone else
48:23got knocked out in round one so it's up to you what scores to give okay well i reckon it's
48:27five for
48:28will four for josh one one one for the others okay but bonus point to the best anecdote which was
48:33lloyd
48:34langford with him being pissed on by three dogs and woolen dogs all right so who's the winner for
48:40tonight's episode well the competition was heated a bit like water that's heating for pasta so least
48:47hot was ann with 12 points then simmering we've got josh lloyd and jenny but boiling over with 17
48:52points it's will anderson nice one will now off your pop to collect all that future landfill
49:04as he scoots on up lesser tom how are the season standings looking well he's won today he's also
49:10winning the whole thing so far will is ahead with 67 points overall and so ends another taskmaster but
49:18what have we learned well lloyd has refused to learn how to cook pasta josh has taught us all
49:24to oink oink bitches and we learned that tom cashman is a piece of shit turd who will be cursed
49:30to be a
49:31joyless troll turd jenny's words not mine but i agree with them now it's time to watch will live that
49:38oink oink oink bitches lifestyle good on him and good night to you
49:45oink
49:45oinkjähr
49:49oink
50:02oIB
50:03oink
50:04i was a wong
50:06oink
50:07oink
50:08oink
50:09oink
50:10oink
50:10oink
50:11I just did what I was told get really horny
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