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00:01There were many things Gabrielle Solis knew for certain.
00:07She knew red was her color.
00:11She knew diamonds went with everything.
00:15And she knew men were all the same.
00:21But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else,
00:26she would never want children.
00:32Unfortunately for Gabrielle,
00:35her husband Carlos felt differently.
00:51I'm so lucky to have you.
00:55Okay, I'll bite.
00:57Why are you so lucky?
01:00Because...
01:02I don't want to have kids and you do.
01:04Oh, I bet.
01:06Most men won't leave over something like that.
01:10And you're still here.
01:13I'm grateful.
01:14I know the sacrifice you're making.
01:17There's still a little part of me that's hoping you'll change your mind.
01:20Once you had a baby...
01:22I think that you would love it so much that...
01:24Honey...
01:25It's not gonna happen.
01:27You never know.
01:28No, sometimes you do.
01:31Well, it is a sacrifice.
01:35But you're worth it.
01:42Yes, Gabrielle Solis knew without a doubt she didn't want to be a mother.
01:47But what she couldn't know was just how much her husband wanted to be a father.
01:51Or that he'd been tampering with her birth control for months.
01:58Or that within one week's time...
02:05She'd be pregnant.
02:09Saturdays on Mysteria Lane belonged to the children.
02:14And while most would spend the day practicing their sports...
02:19And riding their bikes...
02:24And jumping their ropes...
02:26Others were no longer engaged in child's play.
02:29Indeed, some children were being forced to grow up very quickly.
02:33Sorry to bother you on the weekend. We just have a few questions for you.
02:37About what?
02:39Twelve years ago, your late wife purchased a toy chest.
02:43Toy chest.
02:46Yeah, it was about this big. It had little dancing bears on it.
02:50Gosh, I'm sorry.
02:52The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers.
02:56Apparently you purchased one in August 1992.
02:59Yeah, we'd like to know where that chest is now.
03:03Wow, I wish I could help you. I don't recall any toy chest.
03:08I remember.
03:09Yeah, it had little embarrassing balloons on it, right?
03:11Yes, son, that's right.
03:13Yeah, we threw that chest away when I was little.
03:15I was standing on it and it just busted.
03:17Remember, Dan?
03:19Vaguely.
03:23I guess that's all then.
03:26Thank you both for your time.
03:29Hey, what's the deal with this chest anyway?
03:32One just like you had washed up on Torch Lake.
03:34It had a woman in it.
03:36A woman?
03:40She was all chopped up.
03:51Obviously, we need to talk.
03:59You lied to him.
04:00You said that it was a man in the box.
04:01No, I didn't lie.
04:02Well, the policeman said that it was a woman's body.
04:04Of course you were lying.
04:05I told you a private detective had come to take you away from us.
04:08I never said it was a man.
04:11You didn't?
04:12No.
04:13Well, I thought that I...
04:14No.
04:14No, stop. Please, I stop.
04:16I know that you're lying to me, okay?
04:18I know that you're lying.
04:19For the last time.
04:21Someone came and tried to take you away from us.
04:22Yes, a woman.
04:24A woman came.
04:25Yes, she tried to steal you.
04:27From the only family that you've ever really known.
04:29And we couldn't let that happen.
04:31And we didn't.
04:33And that...
04:35is the truth.
04:42We can't cancel now. It's two days away.
04:45Rex, I'm not going. That's all there is to it.
04:47Counseling is part of the treatment at Camp Hennessy.
04:49You knew that.
04:50Nowhere in that brochure did it say that we were expected to attend.
04:52What's Andrew going to think if you don't show up?
04:55Well, I am making him this care package.
04:57I mean, he'll know that I'm thinking about him.
04:59Why are you putting in lemon squares?
05:00They told us not to send him sweets.
05:02Well, I don't understand why.
05:03I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot camp experience.
05:07Fine. I won't send them, but I think it's a stupid rule.
05:10So, are you going to this thing or not?
05:12No.
05:12Why?
05:13Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start attacking me for abandoning him.
05:18And I don't want to hear it.
05:19There's no reason to feel guilty, you know.
05:21You did everything you could for him.
05:24I don't feel guilty.
05:29Okay.
05:43Please, Christy, there's no way that I can get another babysitter this late in the day.
05:49Parker, knock it off.
05:50No.
05:51Because I'm having drinks with friends I used to work with and they never call.
05:55And if I blow them off, that's it, I'll just, I'm dead to them.
05:59No, I can't call Patty Vinks.
06:03Because she steals things.
06:05Damn it, Christy, you're 13 years old, you've got a lot of trips to the mall ahead of you.
06:09Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:10I'm sorry.
06:11I'm sorry I raised my voice.
06:12I'm calm.
06:14So, I'm starting to think that this is about money.
06:16So, what is it that will make it worth your while?
06:19A hundred?
06:20Well, that's extortion.
06:21There's no way in hell that I'm going to...
06:23Hello?
06:24Hello?
06:27Parker, I swear I will spank you.
06:29Knock it off.
06:33Hi, Mrs. Binks.
06:34Is Patty there?
06:38Hi, honey.
06:39I'm back.
06:42Hey, sweetie.
06:43This is Mr. Steinberg, the attorney from the hospital.
06:46Oh, have we met?
06:48Yes, Mrs. Solis.
06:49We've met.
06:50Don't you remember?
06:51It was after my ma died.
06:54Apparently, the hospital was negligent and agreed to a seven-figure settlement check.
06:58A check I was never told about.
07:02Oh, that.
07:06I...
07:08Mr. Steinberg.
07:09I was just leaving.
07:22What were you thinking?
07:24Wait, just let me explain.
07:25No, why the hell didn't you tell me?
07:26Because I couldn't trust you to make the right decision.
07:28The right decision was to use that money for my lawyers.
07:31We could have fought the indictment and then I wouldn't have had to take the plea bargain.
07:34If you didn't take the plea deal, the government would have seized the settlement.
07:36Oh, we could have fought that in court.
07:38Exactly.
07:39And then you would have blown all the money on the lawyers.
07:40Who cares?
07:41If there was a chance that I'd have to go to jail.
07:44You had Laotian convicts on casual wear for two cents an hour.
07:47Don't you think you deserve a time out?
07:49Eight months.
07:50Thanks to you, I'm going away for eight months.
07:53And when you get out, we're gonna have money to start over with.
07:55Thanks to me.
08:00You know, once you calm down, you're gonna realize I did the right thing.
08:04And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology.
08:22Grandma's here.
08:29Hello.
08:32Now that is just perfect.
08:35Stay put.
08:39I am so sorry.
08:41Hey, Mom.
08:43Oh, hey, Susie.
08:45I goofed.
08:47What happened?
08:48Oh, you know me.
08:49No depth perception whatsoever.
08:51I'm stunned they even issued me a license.
08:53So, you're Susan's mom?
08:55Yeah.
08:57I'm Sophie Grammer.
08:59And you are?
09:00Mike Delfino.
09:01Oh!
09:03You're Mike?
09:04Oh, my God!
09:05Susan's told me so much about you!
09:08Oh, don't just stand there.
09:10Give me a hug!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:14Mom, uh...
09:15Mike and I aren't together anymore.
09:19Oh!
09:21Sorry.
09:23I guess I just made this pretty awkward, huh?
09:26Yeah, you really did.
09:28So let's just call the insurance company.
09:30Okay.
09:31Well, it's nice meeting you anyway, Mike.
09:34You too.
09:36And I never would have guessed that you're Susan's mom.
09:38I know.
09:39I look too young.
09:40I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager.
09:43Okay.
09:44It was the first time I got drunk ever.
09:46Can you believe it?
09:47Let's go.
09:47Her father was a Marine.
09:49Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals.
09:52Mom!
09:53What?
09:54Let's just go inside and call the insurance company.
09:57All right.
10:07What are you smiling about?
10:09I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are.
10:13Sure.
10:13They were all just answered.
10:32Hi!
10:37Hi!
10:41What's going on?
10:42Oh, um, my babysitter canceled.
10:47Oh, Lynette, I'm so swamped today.
10:49My house is a mess and I've got millions of errands to run.
10:52So please hear me out.
10:53This is important.
10:54Today, I have a chance to rejoin the human race for a few hours.
10:58There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas.
11:01Look, I'm in a dress.
11:02I have makeup on.
11:03If it were any other...
11:04Oh, for God's sakes, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose.
11:10Bring him in.
11:12Okay.
11:13In you go.
11:14And then the police showed me his mug shot.
11:16No.
11:16Yes.
11:17Mike served time for selling drugs and manslaughter.
11:20I can't believe it.
11:21Well, it's true.
11:23He has such nice manners, you know?
11:25I know.
11:27Susie.
11:28I don't want you worrying too much about this Mike thing.
11:32The right man will come along.
11:35Just give it time.
11:37I think I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty.
11:41Morty?
11:42Yeah, you know.
11:43It's the third time around for both of you and you're really clicking.
11:47Gives me hope.
11:52What's wrong?
11:53Nothing.
11:54Nothing.
11:54I'm...
11:55I'm just...
11:55I'm tired.
11:57You're not tired.
11:58You took a nap.
11:58What is it?
12:01I left Morty.
12:03What?
12:05Why?
12:05Because he shoved me.
12:07Morty?
12:08No.
12:09You think I'm lying?
12:11Fine.
12:12Why would he shove you?
12:13Because I confronted him about how much time he's spending at that damn pancake restaurant.
12:18If that's where he's really been.
12:20Oh, you can't be serious, Morty.
12:22You think men his age don't have needs?
12:24You should see the waitresses he hires.
12:27Every year they get younger and younger.
12:29Well, maybe you just feel that way because every year you get older and older.
12:32Well, that's a horrible thing to say.
12:34I'm sorry.
12:35I'm not that old.
12:36I said I was sorry.
12:38People think we're sisters.
12:40Well, that's because you tell them that.
12:42One time!
12:43You've got to let go of that.
12:45Okay, look.
12:46I am just saying that I don't think Morty cheated on you.
12:49Well, he did shove me.
12:51And the least you can do is be supportive.
12:54You're right.
12:55You're right.
12:57He also threw a book at me.
12:58Oh, come on!
13:02I mean, he shouldn't have done that.
13:05Huh.
13:20Porter, honey, those cookies are hot.
13:22Just wait a few minutes and then I'll give you one when they're cool, okay?
13:26Um, you know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines.
13:34Well, art is subjective.
13:38Porter, what did I tell you?
13:40But I'm hungry.
13:41Well, then I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.
13:46Ew, barf.
13:47Don't be common, young man.
13:48Now, come on.
13:49If you play around with those cookies one more time, I'm gonna have to spank you.
13:52We don't get spanked.
13:54Really?
13:55Mommy always says she's good, but she never does.
13:58Well, I am not your mommy.
14:00And if you misbehave in my house, you will get spanked.
14:04So be good.
14:23It was an accident.
14:25Porter, I warned you.
14:26I'm sorry, I'll be good.
14:28Those cookies were made from scratch.
14:32Your fate is sealed.
14:33It's cold.
14:34Come here.
14:36No, no.
14:37Ow!
14:39Ow!
14:40Ow!
14:41Ow!
14:41Ow!
14:41Ow!
14:44What's that?
14:46It's called a postnuptial agreement.
14:50It's a legal document that...
14:51No, I know what a postnup is.
14:53What is it doing on my coffee table?
14:55Well, I can forgive that stunt you pulled with a settlement check, if I'm sure that you'll
14:59really be around when I get out of jail.
15:02Hmm.
15:03And the postup changes the terms of the prenup, so...
15:07So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone, you get nothing.
15:12You don't trust me?
15:14Afraid not.
15:15Well, that's too bad, because I'm not signing that piece of paper.
15:19You're a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle.
15:23But, you're not very bright.
15:27See, if you don't sign it, I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you,
15:33and then you get what amounts to about 50% of our current savings, which is basically nothing.
15:42So what do you expect to happen right now, Carlos?
15:45I'll sign the paper and jump right back into your arms.
15:48But it doesn't mean that I don't love you.
15:51You know, I think you're the perfect woman.
15:58Oh, but I'm not.
16:00I have flaws.
16:03Flaws?
16:04Mm-hmm.
16:05I'll even give you an example.
16:07Remember the time when you were in jail and you told me about your secret compartment?
16:11And you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?
16:14Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid, I forgot.
16:20You didn't burn the papers.
16:22Worse.
16:23I read them.
16:25Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26You have some nerve talking to me about trust when you have a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands.
16:30That was a safety net for both of us.
16:32I'll bet.
16:33Have you told anyone else about this?
16:35No.
16:35But I could.
16:37Hey, isn't that why the prosecution didn't have a case against you?
16:40They couldn't find the profits you made.
16:42So if I were you, Carlos, I wouldn't mention the words divorce, trust, post-snap ever again.
16:48You don't want to piss me off.
16:58I know, baby.
17:00It hurts to lose.
17:09Antio.
17:10Well, look at me.
17:12Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties.
17:16Susan's always telling me how much fun you girls have.
17:19The rules are simple.
17:20We play for cash, the dealer picks the game, and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged.
17:26Bree, thanks again for watching my boys.
17:27You sure they weren't too much to handle?
17:29Oh, no.
17:29We had a wonderful time.
17:31Although I think Porter had a little less fun.
17:33Okay, I'll bet.
17:34So, Sophie, Susan says you guys are going to the spa tomorrow.
17:37Is that an all-day thing?
17:39What do you mean Porter had less fun?
17:40I'll raise.
17:41Well, he was misbehaving, so I had to punish him.
17:43So, yes.
17:45Susan is treating me to an entire day of beauty.
17:47So, when you say punishment, what exactly are we talking about?
17:50Oh, I had to spank him.
17:52Okay, I will re-raise.
17:55You spanked my son?
18:00La Spreece Spa.
18:02Yep, that's where we're going.
18:06Lynette, is there a problem?
18:08Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids.
18:10I thought you knew that.
18:10Sorry.
18:11I didn't know.
18:13It won't happen again.
18:16Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them.
18:19I mean, everybody knows they're a little bit out of control.
18:25Wow, I'm just dragging today.
18:27Should we put on another pot of coffee?
18:28Yeah, I'll do it.
18:31Oh, I'll fold.
18:34Yeah, you're right, Brie.
18:35I've got a lot to learn about parenting.
18:37And I feel so blessed to be getting sage and rice from such an impeccable mother like you.
18:41I mean, your kids turned out perfect.
18:43As long as you don't count Andrew.
18:45Where is he again?
18:46Some kind of a boot camp for juvenile delinquents?
18:50Okay, girls.
18:52I never said I was perfect.
18:54Oh, honey, nobody's blaming you.
18:55The hell I'm not.
18:56Lynette.
19:03If you will excuse me.
19:09Lynette, will you go after her?
19:11She spanked my son.
19:13Not apologizing.
19:20Usually poker is more fun than this.
19:24So help me, if you don't back me up on this, I will lose it.
19:27Yes, Brie shouldn't have spanked Porter, but it's not like she hurt him.
19:31That is not the point.
19:32You don't spank other people's children.
19:35He was misbehaving. She had to do something.
19:38But, make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line.
19:41Yeah, you're damn right she did.
19:42She could have tried something else, like a timeout.
19:44Or she could have simply threatened to spank him.
19:47Yeah, because that works out so well when we do it.
19:50It does work. It does work most of the time.
19:53It used to work.
19:54They figured out that it's an empty threat.
19:56They're on to us.
19:58My mom used to beat the hell out of my sisters and me.
20:01And I won't do it.
20:04I will not become my mother.
20:11Fine.
20:12But the boys are getting older and smarter.
20:16And eventually, believe me, eventually they're going to figure out that they outnumber us.
20:19And then...
20:20We're screwed.
20:23Exactly.
20:38Excuse me, Zachary.
20:39Would you mind helping me with these bags?
20:42There's some banana bread in it for you if you do.
20:44Uh, yeah, sure.
20:49This is really good, Mrs. Tillman.
20:51Thanks a lot.
20:52You're welcome, Zachary.
20:54Yeah, I've never actually been in Mrs. Hooper's house before.
20:56Obviously, you haven't missed much.
20:58This is the place where good taste goes to die.
21:02Bye.
21:06So, I heard you and your father arguing the other day.
21:10Everything all right at home?
21:11Yeah.
21:12We just have problems sometimes.
21:15I bet you miss your mother.
21:18I'm sure things were different when she was alive.
21:23Such a warm, loving woman.
21:29You...
21:31You're my mother?
21:33Yep.
21:34Years ago in Utah.
21:35We worked together.
21:37I didn't know that.
21:39It's true.
21:42In fact...
21:44I'll tell you a secret.
21:47I once met you when you were a little baby.
21:51Really?
21:53Mm-hmm.
21:56Your mother loved you so much, Zachary.
22:02Of all the things I remember, I remember that the most.
22:17You want to know what else I remember?
22:23How lovely your original name was.
22:32Dana.
22:46Isn't this nice?
22:47Aw.
22:48Just the two of us girls hanging out.
22:50Getting pretty.
22:52Aw.
22:54My pleasure.
22:57So...
22:57I was thinking maybe you should call Morty.
23:00You know, that started working things out?
23:05Why would I want to work things out with a man who wasn't the best?
23:07Who abuses me?
23:09Oh, you don't have to gasp.
23:10My mother exaggerates.
23:12She won't be happy until I have bruises.
23:14Okay.
23:14Can we just focus?
23:16What I want to know is, have you thought about what's going to happen if you don't go back to
23:19Morty?
23:22What do you mean?
23:23Well, you don't have a place to live.
23:25You don't like to work.
23:27I mean, you didn't want to marry Morty, so he doesn't have to pay you alimony.
23:30It's just, if you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years,
23:35what are your options?
23:38I thought I could live with you.
23:39What?
23:41Oh, God.
23:42Are you all right?
23:43You kicked me!
23:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
23:44I was startled.
23:45Here, here.
23:45Leave her back in.
23:47I'm not saying permanently.
23:48Just for a couple of years.
23:49You broke my nose.
23:50No, no.
23:51It's just banged a little.
23:52Until I get back on my feet.
23:54Mom, can we talk about this later?
23:55Should we call 911?
23:56No, just a nosebleed.
23:58She's fine.
23:58I thought you'd be excited by the idea.
24:00It's not that I'm not excited.
24:02I'm not stupid, Susan.
24:05It's obvious you don't want me here.
24:07No, that's not true.
24:09Mom, don't go.
24:10Mom, come back.
24:12You know, I need to...
24:14We're good, right?
24:15Just go.
24:34Mom, don't get me.
24:36Check.
24:40Hello, man.
24:41Come back now.
24:41Mom, don't go.
24:44What's your name?
24:47Mom, don't go.
24:49Don't go.
25:01What?
25:01Why don't you dress, Jen?
25:02Why don't you dress, Jen?
25:03It's pretty cold?
25:04I can try to make you.
25:04You see, you know,
25:04I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color, and then I realized that I don't know what it is.
25:12Oh, honey, I think the fact that you decided to come at all will make him happy.
25:16Yours is blue.
25:18Dania loves pink.
25:21And I have no idea what my own son's favorite color is.
25:25I'm telling you, it doesn't matter.
25:26How can you say that it doesn't matter? Of course it matters.
25:29That is what makes a good mother.
25:31Someone who knows their child inside and out, so that if they get in trouble, they know what to do.
25:39I don't know him well enough.
25:46You are a good mother.
25:52Brown or green, I just don't know.
25:59I'm going to wait in the car.
26:01Whenever you're ready.
26:10Green.
26:12I'll go with the green.
26:13Everybody loves green.
26:35I told you, I'm not signing this.
26:38Oh, I think you are.
26:39Because if you don't, I will divorce you.
26:45Then I'll go to the police.
26:47You tell him what?
26:49There's a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands that no longer exists?
26:54You move the money?
26:55Of course I move the money.
27:00Well, that was risky.
27:01I mean, the feds are watching you right now.
27:04I had to do something.
27:07I couldn't just let you make a fool out of me.
27:16Stop!
27:17Stop!
27:18Stop it!
27:19Put me down!
27:20Okay?
27:21Put me down!
27:22Let me go!
27:25Stop! You're hurting me, Carlos!
27:31Sign it.
27:34Sign it!
27:45I know, baby.
27:48It hurts to lose.
28:03I know!
28:05It hurts!
28:06I know!
28:08I know!
28:10I know!
28:12I know!
28:12I know!
28:14I know!
28:15I know!
28:16I know!
28:16I know!
28:16I know!
28:17I know!
28:18Mr. and Ms. Vandekamp?
28:20Uh, yes!
28:22Is it our turn?
28:23Well, uh, sort of.
28:24Andrew's waiting inside, but...
28:26What's wrong?
28:27Well, he said he won't go forward with the session if...
28:30his mother's involved.
28:32He only wants to talk to his dad.
28:35We drove 200 miles to be here today.
28:37This is unacceptable.
28:38Yeah, I-I share your frustration.
28:41All right, to hell with him, then.
28:42We're going home.
28:43No!
28:43I am not gonna let him insult you like this!
28:45He blames me for his being here.
28:47He blames me for everything.
28:50And he's probably right.
28:51Any mistakes made were made by both of us.
28:55One of us should go talk to him, see how he is.
28:57I'm okay.
29:00Are you sure?
29:01Yeah.
29:02Fine.
29:06Right this way.
29:34Mom!
29:35Mom!
29:36I am!
29:36I'm coming!
29:37What is it?
29:37Why aren't you guys brushing your teeth?
29:41Parker, what happened?
29:42I want to push me and it fell in.
29:44He pushed me first!
29:45Can I flush it?
29:46No, no.
29:47I'll fish it out later, all right?
29:49You're off the hook for tonight, but not you two, so start brushing.
29:54Preston, did you not hear me?
29:55I said start brushing your teeth.
29:58What are you doing?
30:01Don't.
30:02You.
30:03Dare.
30:05Preston, don't listen to them.
30:06Back away from the toilet and no one gets hurt.
30:10Do it!
30:11Do it!
30:11Do it!
30:11Do it!
30:12Do it!
30:13Do it!
30:13Do it!
30:13Do it!
30:15Do it!
30:16Do it!
30:20Do it!
30:22Do it!
30:25Do it!
30:26Do it!
30:26I will walk you over to Mrs. Vandekampson.
30:28We all know what happens when she gets mad.
30:35Now, go brush your teeth and I want them to sparkle.
30:38Go on.
30:41I'm sorry you had to bring your kid back.
30:43What happened this time?
30:45Well, a couple months back I caught Tug going through my purse.
30:48Oh, I hate when they do that.
30:51Was he looking for weed or money?
30:53Oh, who knows at this point.
30:55Anyway, I knocked the couple back and things got heated.
30:59Pretty soon we were both screaming and throwing stuff around the apartment.
31:02Next thing you know, a lady upstairs calls the cops on us.
31:05Oh, give me a break.
31:10So, now I got some social worker trying to tell me how to raise my boy.
31:15Boy, kids.
31:16Boy.
31:16If I knew them when I know now, I would have had that misdirected me 20 years ago.
31:27Uh, Reed.
31:32Don't get up.
31:33I'll be quick.
31:34Andrew.
31:35All any parent can do is try to provide their child with the tools to succeed in life.
31:40Education.
31:40Love.
31:41A good, clean, safe home.
31:43Well, I have given you those things and I am through feeling guilty.
31:45So, if you want to piss your life away and blame it on how horrible things are at home, you
31:49go ahead.
31:49But I want it stated for the record that I am a good mother.
31:52Do you hear me?
31:53I am a good mother.
31:57Bree.
32:00Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay.
32:05What?
32:06That's why he wanted me to come in first.
32:09He thought I could take it better.
32:17Well, he was right.
32:18I will be waiting in the car.
32:28Mr. Solis, what are you doing here?
32:35Okay.
32:36Are your roommates here?
32:37No.
32:39Are you okay?
32:40Yeah.
32:42What's this?
32:43That, uh, Carlos just got a little rough.
32:47Maybe he signed some papers.
32:48Did he hurt you?
32:53John, what are you doing?
32:54I'm going to take care of this.
32:55No, you're not going to do anything.
32:56No, we're not going to let him get away with this.
32:57Look, if you really want to get back at him, then kiss me.
33:00How's that going to help?
33:01It does.
33:02One day when the time is right, I'm going to tell him how he drove me right into your arms.
33:07And that's going to kill him.
33:13And tonight, just whatever you do, don't call me beautiful.
33:30Oh, Morty, look who's here.
33:31Hey, Millie.
33:32Hi.
33:33Hey.
33:34Susie, what brings you here?
33:36Mom.
33:37I brought her over.
33:41What's she doing out there?
33:43She says she won't come in until you go out and apologize to her.
33:46For what?
33:47For shoving her.
33:49Well, I only shoved her because she wouldn't stop hitting me.
33:52Why was she hitting you?
33:54I threw a book at her.
33:57Morty!
33:57It was a paperback.
33:59Well, even so...
34:00Well, at least I missed.
34:02I mean, she hit me square in the gut.
34:05You want to see the bruise?
34:06That's okay.
34:07That's okay.
34:09It really hurt.
34:10Yeah, I understand.
34:14So, could you just go out and apologize?
34:18No.
34:18Why?
34:20Because I don't want her back.
34:21Morty!
34:22Look, I'd love her, but the pancake shack is just starting to take off.
34:27And we were talking about opening another one.
34:30I mean, that's practically a chain.
34:32I don't have time for her hysterics.
34:34Yeah, I sympathize.
34:35I really do.
34:36But you have to take her back.
34:38Why?
34:39Because she wants to move in with me.
34:42Oh.
34:43Morty, I'd like to have a relationship again.
34:46And at my age, with a kid...
34:47I mean, if she moves into my house, even for a couple of years, I'm doomed.
34:51Wasn't her a plumber?
34:52Your mother said you were in love with a plumber.
34:54I am.
34:54I mean, I was.
34:56It didn't work out.
34:58I'm sorry.
34:59If she moves in, she will burn up all my oxygen.
35:02And I need it.
35:04Please, can't you give her another chance?
35:06You guys are really good together.
35:08You know?
35:09When there's no violence.
35:12Well, we do have chemistry.
35:15Absolutely.
35:16And, you know, the sex was like...
35:18Wow.
35:20I mean, there was this one time we were coming home on the interstate.
35:23You don't have to sell me.
35:24No.
35:24Just go.
35:25Talk to her.
35:27Now.
35:31Okay.
35:42That was a mighty big sigh.
35:44I just keep thinking it's coming, Millie, and I can't stop it.
35:47What's that?
35:48The day my mother will need to move in with me, and I won't have a choice.
35:51Mm-hmm.
35:52I know it's years away.
35:53She's youthful and vibrant, thank God.
35:56Time flies.
35:58One day she won't be able to take care of herself anymore,
36:00and I'll have to step up.
36:02I suppose that's true.
36:05I think it's nature's little joke
36:06that children ultimately end up parenting their parents.
36:10Well, when that day comes, I'll be ready.
36:13Honey, you better get out there.
36:15Stop it!
36:22What are you doing?
36:24Debbie, you can't catch me!
36:31What do you mean?
36:39Oh, hey!
36:40I'm losing weight.
36:44Where are you?
36:47I'm losing weight.
36:49Hey.
36:49Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.
36:50We're losing weight.
36:50You're losing weight.
36:51Hey.
36:52I'm losing weight.
36:53I'm losing weight.
36:55What are you doing?
36:55Look, I just wanted to apologize.
36:59Lynette, don't.
37:02The fact that you just crossed that street means the world to me.
37:05And if anyone here should apologize, it's me.
37:15Looks like Tom's got the mob under control.
37:18You want to have some coffee?
37:19Sit around, bitch about our kids?
37:23I would love to, okay?
37:31Children come into the world with their own agendas.
37:36Some to brighten our days.
37:41Some to test our patience.
37:46Some to give us purpose.
37:54Some to take care of us.
38:00Yes, when they come, children change everything.
38:14Especially when they're not invited.
38:18Some to get out of the room.
38:19Some to get out of the room.
38:19Some to get out of the room.
38:21Some to get out of the room.
38:22Some to get out of the room.
38:22Some to get out of the room.