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00:02Once a month, the creme de la creme of Fairview Society would attend a semi-formal luncheon at the home
00:09of Maxine Bennett.
00:11Everyone loved these elegant get-togethers. Everyone, that is, but a certain red-headed housewife who was convinced Maxine was
00:20a liar.
00:20You see, Maxine liked to brag that she did all her own cooking. And because each course was served promptly,
00:27presented with flair, and was positively mouth-watering, Brie knew Maxine had had some help.
00:39And sadly for Maxine, Brie intended to prove it.
00:45Maxine, once again this entire lunch was just out of this world. I just have to get the number of
00:50your caterer.
00:51What a nice compliment. No, I'm afraid this is all my doing.
00:55It was a triumph, an absolute triumph.
00:57Oh, come on. Do you honestly expect us to believe that you had the time to prepare a six-course
01:01meal for ten women?
01:02Even I couldn't make this and have time to get ready for a party.
01:06Well, perhaps you're just not as organized as I am.
01:11If you'll excuse me.
01:14Brie, what's gotten into you?
01:16I have the same recipe for English plum pudding. It takes six hours to prepare.
01:20How would you have time to make all of this and everything else that we ate today?
01:23This is not the pudding of an honest woman.
01:27FBI, open up!
01:28What on earth?
01:37Lookin' for a Maxine Bennett.
01:39Hi Maxine.
01:40We have a warrant to search the premises mail.
01:41A warrant? I mean they made a love of luncheon.
01:44Over here.
01:48Collender.
01:50What?
01:51Maxine Bennett, you're under arrest or involuntary servitude.
01:54Is this the woman who locked you up?
01:57Yes.
01:58She just wanted to get out of here.
02:00Beat you away!
02:01Beat you away!
02:02Beat you away!
02:03Beat you away!
02:05You're...
02:08Brie, what's going on?
02:11Well, I'm not sure, but I think Maxine had a slave.
02:14I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
02:18But Brie could.
02:20You see, for her, the proof was in the pudding.
02:28The world is filled with unlikely friendships.
02:32Odd pairings that to the casual observer make absolutely no sense at all.
02:39But if we look closer, we can see why these alliances form.
02:45After all, a shared purpose can give even mortal enemies common ground.
02:52Brie, we have a question for you.
02:54Oh, what is it?
02:55Well, we were just wondering, actually, we were curious about, um...
02:58What the hell's going on with you and Betty Applewhite?
03:00Yeah, that.
03:03Excuse me?
03:04Well, from the day that dead body showed up, nobody was yelling,
03:06Oh, the Applewhites are involved louder than you.
03:09And the next thing we know, you're having Betty over for poker?
03:11What gives?
03:12She makes it sound like we're angry, and we're not angry.
03:14I'm a little angry.
03:15Can we talk about this later?
03:16I have ice cream in here.
03:18Brie, could this flip-flop have something to do with the fact that Danielle is dating Matthew?
03:23Yeah, that would get her.
03:25Who told you that?
03:27Mrs. McCloskey. She saw them making out in the park.
03:29Edie.
03:29What?
03:30Didn't you sugarcoat it a little?
03:32I did.
03:33He had his hand down her shirt.
03:36Brie, we know that you have a good reason for wanting Betty to hang out with us.
03:39We just wondered if you could clue us in a little.
03:43When it comes to Betty Applewhite, I know what I'm doing.
03:45And you two are just gonna have to trust me.
03:47And if you can't do that, then perhaps I've overestimated the depth of our friendship.
03:51Now, if you'll excuse me.
03:54What a bitch.
03:56Edie, can you...
03:57I was sugarcoating it.
04:09Oh!
04:10None of that in here.
04:12Come on, maybe if we remind Ed that I'm shacking up with his senior VP, he'll stop killing all my
04:16pitches.
04:16You've only been here a week. Why don't you give yourself a break?
04:19You know, the ad game, I've only got a certain amount of time to make my mark before he kicks
04:22me to the curb.
04:23Look, I'm just asking you. Jump in every once in a while. Throw me some rope, you know, when Ed's
04:27on the warpath.
04:28I can't protect you. You're gonna have to find a way to click with Ed yourself.
04:33Then the pig, he rubs his stomach and he goes...
04:37Farm fresh bacon. I'll make a piggy out of you, too.
04:46So, the pig actually eats the bacon?
04:49Uh-huh, yeah.
04:50I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme.
04:56Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea he came up with last night?
05:00You know, the one where people love bacon so much they want to keep it a secret?
05:02What, like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?
05:06More like my college fraternity where, you know, everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.
05:12You were Greek?
05:14Alpha Tau Omega.
05:15I was Phi Cap.
05:16You?
05:17And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge ATO.
05:20Look, if I had a nickel for every Phi Cap that I tied naked to a freeway sign.
05:24Scabo, if you were my pledge, I'd have made you my bitch.
05:26Oh, you think so?
05:27You know what? I'm liking this whole fraternity angle.
05:33Yeah?
05:33Well, let's talk about it over lunch.
05:35You're buying.
05:38I forgot.
05:51Hello.
05:52What's going on?
05:53Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone.
05:55This is Chaumet.
05:57She's the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett.
05:59Oh, the slave.
06:02Wow.
06:03Looks well-fed.
06:05The church is making arrangements for her to return to China, but until then, she needs a place to stay.
06:10So I offered a orchestra.
06:12Really?
06:15Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
06:19Are you nuts?
06:20It's only for a couple of days.
06:22Oh, this time?
06:23You are quickly becoming Father Crowley's go-to guy for charity cases.
06:26And that's a bad thing.
06:27When he turns our house into a Catholic Underground Railroad, yes.
06:31You know who you are, Gabby?
06:32You're the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
06:35Well, they should have called ahead.
06:46Don't brush your hair at the table.
06:48Oh, you're talking to me?
06:50Does this mean you've finally forgiven me?
06:51Why should I?
06:52You betrayed this family and you're not even sorry.
06:55Don't be such a drama queen.
06:56If the Applewhites go to the police and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis, he could go
07:01to prison.
07:04How can you not understand that?
07:06They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb.
07:09What did this Caleb do, exactly?
07:10And why on earth are they hiding him?
07:13Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite and tell her you really need to know what's going on?
07:18I bet if you were really nice, she'd tell you the truth.
07:21Is that what you really think, Danielle?
07:23I should go to Mrs. Applewhite, be nice, and then she'll hand over all her secrets?
07:29Yeah.
07:31When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky.
07:35I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight.
07:39These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world.
07:44So?
07:45So take good care of your looks, Danielle.
07:48You don't have any other weapons at your disposal.
07:57Hi.
07:58I need an operation on my spleen, and I just found out I don't have medical insurance.
08:02Is there anyone I can sue?
08:05After the embezzlement, Lonnie let the policy lapse.
08:08Now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die.
08:10Susie, you're not gonna die.
08:11I'll get into it with the insurance company.
08:13Look, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape.
08:16My spleen is going careening into my heart.
08:19I need that operation.
08:20Help.
08:20Yeah, I'd loan you the money myself, but Edie and I just plopped down our savings in a ski condo.
08:26I don't need a loan.
08:27I need coverage.
08:29I mean, what if there are complications?
08:31I don't have a safety net.
08:36What in the hell are you doing?
08:37I'm saying a little prayer.
08:39Oh, for puke's sake.
08:41What?
08:41I'm desperate here.
08:42Do you have any other ideas?
08:43As a matter of fact, I do.
08:46What you need is a husband.
08:48What?
08:49The only way to get a good health plan is to marry into one.
08:53Edie, come on.
08:54No.
08:55No, I think she's onto something.
08:57Yeah.
08:57If we find a guy with the right plan, you could have a sham wedding on a Monday night and
09:02be fully covered Tuesday morning.
09:04I can't believe you're actually considering this.
09:05The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow.
09:08What other choice do I have?
09:10All we have to do is find a guy who's willing to marry you.
09:18You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all.
09:29Pat, we're all here, so send the call in as soon as you get it.
09:36Two hundred bucks says you can't do that three times in a row.
09:40Huh?
09:41You catch three of those, two hundred bucks.
09:45What do you say there, Scavel?
09:47You're on.
09:49Here we go.
09:49Ah, ah, ah, ah!
09:51Thrown by me.
09:53I'm sorry.
09:53I thought we were here to talk about the Farm Fresh rollout.
09:56They gotta be catchable, big guy.
09:58You just let me worry about the shooting.
09:59Come on.
10:05That's one.
10:06Guys.
10:09Nice moves.
10:11One more, big guy.
10:12Guys, please.
10:16Ow!
10:19Ow!
10:21That wasn't even catchable!
10:22You know what, maybe not?
10:24It was totally worth the two hundred bucks.
10:26Woo!
10:27Alright, well, you got me.
10:29You're a freaking little monkey man.
10:31Oh, I love this guy.
10:39Oh.
10:40Hi.
10:43Do you have to sit around all day?
10:44I mean, shouldn't you be out experiencing Western civilization while you have the chance?
10:51What are you doing?
10:53I fixed...
10:54No, this is couture!
10:55This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor.
10:58You can't just...
10:59Holy crap!
11:00The stitching is perfect.
11:02Hungry?
11:08Did you make all of this?
11:13Oh!
11:14For me?
11:16Okay.
11:21Oh my god.
11:23You like?
11:24I like a lot.
11:38You like that?
11:40Yeah, that's nice.
11:42So you know what you do to people in China who speak out against the government?
11:46They put them in forced labor camps.
11:48Isn't that awful?
11:50Mm-hmm.
11:51I mean, it's such a repressive regime.
11:54We forget how good we have it.
11:57Yes, we do.
11:58Don't you think Xiao Mei would like it better here in America?
12:02Huh?
12:02I mean, where she could learn about freedom and democracy and stuff?
12:07Does this have anything to do with you making Xiao Mei do housework?
12:11What?
12:11I just came from downstairs and found her waxing the floor.
12:13She told me you asked her to put on two coats.
12:16Well, first of all, that was her idea.
12:18Second of all, I can't have this conversation until you've tasted her graph pops.
12:27She just got done being a slave and she wants to go back to China.
12:31You know?
12:31We can't force her to stay here and be our maid.
12:34Well, who's forcing her?
12:35We'll pay her whatever she wants.
12:37And the best part is, with her resume, any wage will look good.
12:41No way, baby.
12:42Mm-mm.
12:45What?
12:47What?
12:50What? So you don't get what you want?
12:52You just walk off and pout?
12:53Oh, this isn't about me.
12:54This is about our great nation.
12:56And I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for
12:59and help spread the ideals and values of the United States of America.
13:07Sometimes she is a little hard to stomach, but she means well.
13:10That's... that's...
13:11Oh, here she is.
13:12I came as soon as I got your message.
13:14Is this...
13:15This is Gary Grantham, your future ex-husband.
13:17Wow. Nice to meet you.
13:19Listen, I've got to meet a client. I've got to go.
13:21So, just talk amongst yourselves, and you two make a very handsome couple.
13:27Yeah.
13:29Hi.
13:30Hi.
13:32So, do you want to get married on Wednesday?
13:33This Thursday and Friday, I'm out of town.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh, yeah.
13:37Sure, that's Wednesday's great.
13:39I'm...
13:39Well, I'm just curious.
13:41How did Edie convince you to do this so quickly?
13:44Look, she explained your situation to me.
13:45I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself, so I figured, what the heck.
13:49Why would you need a fake bride?
13:50Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother.
13:54Really?
13:54No.
13:55At first, I just didn't want to upset her.
13:57Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis,
13:59and I started thinking, but I just kept my mouth shut.
14:01One day, nature would take its course, and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene.
14:07So, what changed?
14:09She told me at her 81st birthday party last month,
14:11the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married.
14:14Oh.
14:15Oh, so by marrying me...
14:17Yeah, I'll get my inheritance that much sooner.
14:20No, but, mostly, I want to make sure she's happy.
14:25Well, you seem very nice, Susan.
14:28It will be a pleasure being married to you.
14:31Likewise.
14:33Make sure that's the fries.
14:41Here's your mail, and your pills.
14:44Ugh.
14:45More pills.
14:55Miss Tillman.
14:57Where did this come from?
15:00I don't know. It was in with your other mail.
15:06Get me the phone.
15:07Get me the phone.
15:17Sullivan, it's me.
15:18Brie.
15:18I just got some news, and I need to get you involved.
15:21Looks like Delfino's been holding out on me.
15:31The next morning, Brie came up with the plan to get to the truth she so desperately needed.
15:37As she watched the Applewhites leave their house, she thought of how much she had trusted the previous owners.
15:43And how much they had trusted her.
15:49And how much they had trusted her.
16:22She's not home.
16:24I know.
16:25I came to see you.
16:28Me?
16:28Yes.
16:29Your mother told me all about you, and I thought it might be nice if, um, we had a little
16:34visit.
16:36I brought you some homemade cobbler.
16:41Woo-hoo!
16:45Woo-hoo!
16:46Woo-hoo!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:48Woo-hoo!
16:49Here we go!
16:51Woo-hoo!
16:52Hey, what's going on?
16:53Well, um, Ed bet Tom that he wouldn't eat a doughnut out of the toilet.
16:59Isn't it disgusting?
17:01Uh-uh!
17:03It's gotta be fully dumped.
17:05I don't want the glaze to repel the water.
17:07Whoa.
17:07Slight delay, people.
17:09I'm requesting a scrub down.
17:10Does anybody know where they keep the toilet brush?
17:14Okay, just for one second.
17:16Hey, I never thought I'd have to ask you this, but are you about to eat a doughnut out of
17:18the toilet?
17:19Yeah.
17:20For the Galveston Jewelers account.
17:21I don't care.
17:22You're not gonna do this.
17:24Look, Lynette, you're the one who told me to find a way to click with Ed.
17:26Well, now we've got our thing.
17:28And it's paying off for me.
17:30That's because Ed gets off on humiliating you.
17:32Please, don't do this.
17:35We're waiting, Scavo.
17:37Stop, stop!
17:38What are you doing now?
17:40Stop!
17:40This is my moment.
17:47So, Caleb, besides your mother and brother, does anybody else know that you're here?
17:52No. You're pretty.
17:58Thank you. That's very sweet.
18:01So, where have you been living this whole time? Upstairs?
18:05No. I just moved upstairs. My room's downstairs.
18:10Downstairs?
18:12In the basement. You want to see it?
18:40Caleb, have you been down here all these months?
18:43Yeah.
18:46Did your mother make you wear those?
18:49Most at a time.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:53Sweetheart, I don't understand.
18:56Why in the world would your mother treat you that way?
19:01I hurt a girl.
19:03A girl?
19:07Yeah.
19:12And then she died.
19:14Oh.
19:18I mean, it was Melanie.
19:23She was pretty.
19:27Just like you.
19:36Hi.
19:41I thought you should know I'm getting married.
19:45To the doctor?
19:46No.
19:47No.
19:48No.
19:49No.
19:49To a gay guy.
19:51How did you know about the doctor?
19:53People talk.
19:54So, you're marrying a gay guy?
19:56I need health insurance, because I've got this wandering spleen.
20:00And that sounds funny.
20:01Spleen.
20:02Wandering.
20:03But actually, it's not funny because it can bang into things.
20:06So, I need health insurance, so I'm getting married tomorrow.
20:08And you probably think I'm crazy, right?
20:12Well, can I wait?
20:13I mean, the surgery.
20:15No.
20:16I can't wait.
20:19I guess it's really not that crazy.
20:23How you doing, man?
20:25Susan, could you give me a minute?
20:27Oh, yeah.
20:28No.
20:28I'm sorry.
20:28I...
20:29That was really...
20:33What do you want?
20:34It's not what I want, Delfino.
20:35It's what Noah Taylor wants.
20:37Where's his grandkid?
20:40Well, let's skip the part where you don't know anything about anything.
20:44Mr. Taylor wants to chat.
20:46What if I say no?
20:47Then I've got to find the kid myself.
20:50My guess is he or she is somewhere around here close.
20:54Your old girlfriend.
20:56She's got a daughter, right?
20:58Maybe I should start by paying her a visit.
21:02Her daughter's not the one.
21:04Yeah, well, given your track record, I might want to check that out for myself.
21:10Tell him I'll be there in the morning.
21:18Oh.
21:20So pretty.
21:23You like nice things?
21:27That's why I think you're stupid.
21:28For not wanting to stay here.
21:30You could be around my nice things all the time.
21:33Taking care of them.
21:35How fun would that be?
21:38Well, I'm sure it's a lot more fun than you'd have in that tiny, godforsaken village of yours.
21:47You know, we're probably more alike than people would guess.
21:51I'm from a small town, too.
21:53My folks had nothing.
21:55That's why I love America.
21:57Anything is possible.
22:06You like that?
22:09No.
22:10The old fat stockbroker gave this to me.
22:12It's not worth anything.
22:13You can have it.
22:21You're so good.
22:27Glad you like it.
22:29You can brush my hair.
22:46Hi.
22:46Hi.
22:47Hi.
22:48Hi.
22:49That's the best I could do on such short notice.
22:53Okay.
22:54Okay.
23:00Susan, this is my best man, Steven.
23:02He's also my life partner.
23:04Oh, hi.
23:05It's nice to meet you.
23:08Hey, BB.
23:08Be nice.
23:11I'm sorry you have cancer.
23:14Cancer?
23:15Isn't that the point of this whole charade?
23:19Gary said you needed insurance.
23:21Oh, yes.
23:21No.
23:22No, I do need insurance.
23:23I just don't have cancer.
23:24I have a wandering spleen.
23:28I said it was like cancer.
23:31Is there a problem?
23:32No.
23:33No, everything's fine.
23:34Let's just go to the chapel.
23:36The chapel.
23:39I made a wedding cake.
23:41I hope you enjoy it.
23:49So, are we ready to get started?
23:50Oh, do you have a thing to play music?
23:52I had Steven burn a little wedding mix for us.
23:54For ambiance.
23:55Sure.
23:56Just give me a sec.
24:03Do you have a problem?
24:04You said she was sick.
24:06She is.
24:07She has a wandering spleen.
24:09It sounds nothing like cancer.
24:10It doesn't even sound real.
24:12Well, it is.
24:12I could die.
24:13You look fine to me, honey.
24:15Don't do this.
24:17I have asked you six times to fly with me to Holland and get married.
24:20And you always have some lame excuse.
24:22But the second some chick with a silly disease comes along,
24:25you drop everything and head for a chapel.
24:27Oh, no.
24:28It's a serious illness.
24:29It just sounds silly because of the word spleen.
24:32What do you want from me?
24:33I want you to worry about my feelings half as much as you worry about your mother's.
24:37What is it going to take to make you happy?
24:38Not go through with the wedding?
24:40Is that what you're asking?
24:41Oh, no, no, no.
24:42Stop right there.
24:42Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland.
24:46More than anyone.
24:47With the tulips and the clogs in front of a windmill.
24:49The whole shebang.
24:50But unless I get this surgery, my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode.
24:55So, you know, seeing as I'm just a nice person and I always support gay rights, let's just do this.
25:01And then I'll have a husband and insurance and nobody gets hurt.
25:10Steven!
25:12Steven!
25:14She's just...
25:15Yeah?
25:17I'm so sorry.
25:19My hands are tied.
25:20I'm really sorry.
25:25Steven, wait.
25:26Steven!
25:27Where are you going?
25:40What's wrong for newlywed?
25:42You don't have much spring in your steps.
25:43What's wrong for newlywed?
25:56You don't have much spring in your steps.
25:58I didn't get married.
26:00Really?
26:01I got to the altar but the whole fake wedding thing sort of imploded.
26:07Wow.
26:09I'm sorry.
26:11I still don't have insurance.
26:13I need to get that operation.
26:18I'm really screwed.
26:26Well, why don't I just marry you?
26:29What?
26:30I've got a fantastic health plan.
26:32You'd be covered instantly.
26:34We were actually married.
26:37Look, Susie, I've always felt awful about walking out on you the way I did.
26:42And I figure if we do this, I'd basically be saving your life.
26:49I figure I owe you one.
26:53Cool.
26:56So what do you say?
26:58Will you marry me, Susan?
27:01Again?
27:05What the hell?
27:07Cool!
27:16What are we going to do about Edie?
27:17We can't tell her.
27:18She'd kill us both.
27:19It'll be our little secret.
27:23We've really enjoyed having you as a guest, right, Gabby?
27:27Absolutely.
27:28Shama, you are a very special girl, so you take care, okay?
27:35Oh!
27:40Thanks for all your help, Carlos.
27:42My pleasure, Father.
27:48Bye-bye.
27:49Ladies.
27:52Please don't tell me you're crying just because you can't have the maid you want.
27:55Carlos, she wouldn't have been just a maid.
27:58She would've been the best damn maid ever.
28:01God, you're pathetic.
28:02Shut up.
28:04Hey.
28:06Something's going on.
28:07I'm going to tell you.
28:09I'm going to tell you.
28:10I'm going to tell you.
28:10I'm not going to tell you.
28:14I'm going to tell you.
28:15I'm not going to tell you.
28:18Xiao Mei doesn't want to go back to China.
28:20She wants to stay here and work for you.
28:22What? Why?
28:25You're very good for me.
28:27We're both like a family.
28:30She says Mrs Solis treated her with more kindness than she's ever known.
28:34She now thinks of you two as family.
28:37Oh, really?
28:40Oh, of course you can stay.
28:43Oh.
28:47Gabby.
28:48Carlos, she thinks of us as family.
28:56I'm ready to hear those fun, fresh concepts.
28:58Conference room in five.
29:00Toilet boy.
29:03You are so not allowed to complain to me.
29:05I know.
29:06You were right, okay?
29:07So now I'm known throughout the advertising world as toilet boy.
29:10Tell him you're done with the games.
29:11You don't want to play anymore.
29:12No, no, no.
29:13I can't.
29:13I can't.
29:14If I back down now, we'll see it as a sign of weakness.
29:16Look, this is the way that guys do business.
29:18What?
29:18So he called it.
29:19He made me his bitch.
29:22Come on.
29:28Here you go.
29:30You know, Ed, I've been thinking.
29:31We've had a lot of fun and games around here lately, but maybe it's time to set a slightly more
29:35professional tone in the office.
29:37Oh.
29:38I get it.
29:39Somebody went running to mommy, didn't he?
29:41What?
29:42Tom loses a few beds, so he tries to get his wife to make me back off?
29:46This is so alpha-top.
29:48I am gonna make him pay.
29:51No.
29:51No.
29:52You're not gonna make him pay.
29:53You are gonna stop this now.
29:56This is my company.
29:57If people want to work here, they play by my rules.
30:05Ed!
30:06What?
30:08I'm calling you out.
30:09Huh?
30:10Yes, you're right.
30:11This is your company, so I'll play by your rules.
30:13What do I have to do to get you to stop this frat boy crap?
30:17Shave my eyebrows, come to work naked, name your steaks.
30:19I don't have time for this.
30:21Aw.
30:21What's wrong, Ed?
30:23You afraid a fi-cap's gonna get beaten by a girl?
30:25Come on, big man.
30:28Just a little bet.
30:34As you know, I think that making the workplace fun is good for morale, but Lynette here thinks that our
30:41shenanigans have gone a little out of hand.
30:45Hold on, hold on.
30:46I respect Lynette's work ethic.
30:48So, we've decided to settle the matter with a little test of intestinal fortitude.
30:54If she can eat one pound of our client's fine, farm-fresh pork product raw, there'll be a moratorium on
31:06wagering in the office.
31:09Look, I know you are doing this for me. You don't need to do this. I don't need you fighting
31:13my fights.
31:13I am not fighting your fights. This is my fight.
31:16That's how guys do business, right?
31:33Well, we're young.
31:36I'm almost getting tired of my fight.
31:48Do muy bien.
31:50Oh!
31:52Oh!
31:53You mean I don't need to stay on the side of the floor.
31:55Oh, my God.
32:00Oh!
32:02I'm not going to lose this.
32:04Oh, my God.
32:04Oh, no.
32:11Oh, no.
32:13Oh, no.
32:17Oh, no.
32:18Oh, oh, no.
32:19Oh, no.
32:19Oh, no.
32:19Oh, no.
32:20Oh, no.
32:22Wow, this is too much.
32:38What?! She took the bet?! This is fun, people!
33:08So, can this be a place of business again, Ed? No more games?
33:15Sure. You sucked all the fun out of it anyway.
33:26That is really something.
33:30Thanks. Could you scrounge me up a bucket?
33:45Caleb said a nice red-haired lady came to visit him.
33:47Come on in, Betty.
33:53Did you drink?
33:54This is not a social call, Bree. Did you or did you not break into my home and talk to
33:59my son?
34:00Caleb and I had a very lovely chat. Yes.
34:03If you ever come near him again, there will be hell to pay. Do you understand?
34:10Aren't you gonna ask me what we talked about?
34:13The name, um, Melanie Foster came up.
34:20I'm gonna pour you a drink now, Betty, because we're about to have a very honest discussion
34:25and I think you're gonna need a little help getting through it.
34:32His name's Zack Young. He lives with his father. Mother committed suicide about a year ago.
34:37How did he end up with these people?
34:39How do you think? Deirdre was strung out. Noah, she gave him up.
34:44I wanna see this boy.
34:46He's got a new family now. I can't just snap my fingers and get him in here.
34:49Maybe not, but I can snap my fingers and Detective Sullivan can make it happen.
34:52You don't wanna do that.
34:53No.
34:53Is that really the way you wanna meet him?
34:55Have that thug drag him in here so Grandpa can give him a hug?
35:00Fine. You bring him. I'll give you two days.
35:02As you know, I'm on a bit of a clock here.
35:11When Caleb was born and the doctors discovered that he was different, I didn't even cry.
35:21It was the most painful moment of my life. I didn't shed a single tear.
35:28I just thought to myself, what's the point? He is my son, and I have to raise him as best
35:36I can.
35:38That's my job.
35:41In a lot of ways, I feel so blessed. Caleb is challenged, but he has such a sweet nature.
35:49I'm sure you noticed that when you came to visit.
35:52Yes, I did.
35:55I also noticed that you had him chained in the basement.
36:01That's because of Melanie Foster.
36:06Melanie was a girl that Matthew dated.
36:11She was a debutante.
36:13And like typical teenagers, their relationship was full of drama.
36:18They were always breaking up, getting back together, breaking up.
36:22One night after one of the big blow-ups, Caleb somehow convinced Melanie to meet him down at our local
36:29lumberyard.
36:30I can only imagine that she thought he was bringing some kind of apology from Matthew, but he wasn't.
36:38Caleb told Melanie he was in love with her, and that if he was her boyfriend, he would never break
36:45up with her.
36:48And she laughed in his face.
36:51He tried to show her he was serious by kissing her.
36:56And she hit him.
37:01He doesn't remember a lot of what happened after that, but he does know that he got very, very angry.
37:08And that there was an axe lying on the ground nearby him.
37:15Yes, my Caleb killed Melanie, but I couldn't let him go to jail.
37:24Or worse, be put down for what was really my crime.
37:31Your crime.
37:35It was my responsibility.
37:38I was supposed to protect him from himself.
37:41I am his mother.
37:43That was my job.
37:58The world is filled with unlikely friendships.
38:03How do they begin?
38:05With one person desperately in need, and another willing to lend a helping hand.
38:12When such kindness is offered, we're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off.
38:21And before we know it, a bond has formed, regardless of whether others can understand it.
38:29Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day.
38:35No one understands this.
38:37More than the lonely.
38:41In fact, it's what they count on.
38:45Not usually'...
38:48far as go.
38:48But obviously, this year...
38:49shinaku has strongly the case on and...
38:50nod for air pressure above all.