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00:04Edie Britt could never understand why she didn't have any female friends.
00:09Of course, she always tried to tell people she didn't need any.
00:13But the truth was, it bothered Edie that other women didn't seem to like her.
00:20Even after moving to Wisteria Lane,
00:24Edie couldn't understand why her neighbors kept their distance.
00:31And then she met Martha Huber.
00:34In five minutes, Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing.
00:40In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her.
00:45She made fun of everything from Edie's makeup to her taste in men.
00:51Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive, and downright mean.
00:56But Edie didn't care, because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had.
01:04But now Martha Huber was missing. She had vanished without a trace.
01:09And Edie was not embarrassed to admit she needed her back.
01:15Edie?
01:16Yes?
01:17I'm Felicia Tillman.
01:19Martha's sister.
01:20Really?
01:22What's wrong?
01:24Oh, nothing's wrong. It's just that Martha always said how alike you two were.
01:27I just don't see the family resemblance.
01:30It's there. It just takes a while to become a parent.
01:35Do you have the key to her house?
01:37I do.
01:38After the police kicked the door and they put on this temporary lock.
01:41Oh, and by the way, the neighbors are coming over at noon.
01:45We're going to organize and hand out flyers.
01:48The key?
01:49Oh, right.
01:51You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be.
01:54I'm not worried, Edie.
01:56Martha and I have a very intense bond.
01:58We were connected at the most primal level.
02:00And a few days ago, I felt this sensation in my soul.
02:04That's when it first told me that something had happened to my sister.
02:07And then when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled,
02:10well, that's when I knew she was dead.
02:13Oh, honey, no. You mustn't think like that.
02:16Martha's only missing.
02:18No, Edie.
02:19She's dead.
02:21But she's my sister.
02:22And I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
02:27Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one's missing.
02:32Loved one?
02:33Oh.
02:34Edie, let me be clear about this.
02:37I hated Martha.
02:40She was a wretched pig of a woman.
02:42And the day she died, this world became a better place.
02:45It was in that moment that Edie finally saw the family resemblance.
02:54Mrs. Hoover was missing.
02:57The words echoed down Wisteria Lane until every last resident was aware of her disappearance.
03:03By noon, dozens of neighbors had gathered.
03:06Some came to volunteer.
03:07Some came in sympathy.
03:10And some came to learn exactly what the police knew.
03:14And what they didn't.
03:16So I'll need you to pass out flyers.
03:19Put them in the mall, the park, anywhere you think Mrs. Hoover might have been seen.
03:23And we need to jump on this. Time is of the essence.
03:27Edie, would you like to say something?
03:29On behalf of Martha and her sister Felicia, I'd like to thank you all for coming here today.
03:37You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger.
03:41And I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said.
03:45I lay awake at night thinking about it.
03:54I don't know how she did it, but Edie managed to make this all about her.
03:57She's a talented girl, our Edie.
04:00Has anybody talked to Bree? How's Rex doing?
04:02She's bringing him home from the hospital today.
04:04Boy, I don't know how he had a heart attack. He was so young.
04:07Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Hoover's sister?
04:08I know. The way she was talking about Mrs. Hoover, it was like she was already dead.
04:13I don't think she's...
04:14Oh, no. I'm sure she's fine. We're talking about Mrs. Hoover.
04:17She's like a roach.
04:18I just wanted you to know that everyone on Mysterio Lane is praying for your sister's safe return.
04:24Oh, I seriously doubt that.
04:33What do you mean you're not taking care of him?
04:35Dad's being released today. He's got to have a place to recuperate.
04:38Well, then he can go to a motel because he's not allowed back in my house.
04:42I thought you two were getting along. What happened?
04:45That's... between your father and me.
04:47You're so selfish.
04:49No, I'm so looking forward to the day that I get to put you in a nursing home.
04:51I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andrew, but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young.
04:55Yeah, well, we're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky.
04:58Andrew...
04:59You want to see how long I can hold a grudge?
05:00Go ahead and abandon my father because I promise you, you'll be sorry.
05:03You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what you...
05:05Knew what?
05:06Oh, come on. Tell me because I'd love to know what my father did that was so awful.
05:12Fine. I will see him through this, but after that, your father can rot in hell for all I care.
05:21We're not like other families, are we?
05:25No. We're not.
05:27Gabrielle, it's not my fault that your bank accounts are frozen.
05:30I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying fix it.
05:32Well, I wish I could, but the folks at the Justice Department aren't very sympathetic.
05:36I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed.
05:38Why don't you hog some of your jewelry? There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's
05:43ugly.
05:45Don't you have a toilet to scrub?
05:47God, I'm just so angry with Carlos.
05:50Who's he thinking exporting goods made from slave labor?
05:53Why couldn't he have embezzled like other white collar criminals?
05:55All the Justice Department wants is to make sure that Carlos doesn't skip the country.
05:58Now, if he's released on bail, I can argue that he needs money to live on,
06:02and they'll probably unfreeze one of the smaller accounts.
06:05But they won't release him on bail until they get the passport.
06:08Exactly. You haven't found that yet, have you?
06:12Gabrielle wanted her old lifestyle back, no question.
06:15But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more.
06:21I'm still searching.
06:23Well, in that case, you might want to think about looking for a job.
06:30So, I had a really good time.
06:32Yeah, I bet you did.
06:37Gotcha.
06:39Hey, is this a bad time?
06:41For you? Of course it is.
06:42It's cute. Tax stuff. I need your signature.
06:44We've been divorced over a year.
06:462003.
06:47Well, please, just come on in.
06:50Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex, Carl Meyer.
06:54Oh, hey, Mike Delfino.
06:55Right. Plumber.
06:58Yeah, I don't have the right washer for this faucet,
07:00so I'm just gonna go across the street and get it.
07:06So he seems okay?
07:08Yeah, he is.
07:10So, what do you want me to sign?
07:12Oh, I see.
07:14By the way, Julie told me about her birthday plans.
07:17Yeah, we're going to a restaurant downtown.
07:19The guy who plays piano and an open mic.
07:21Julie got a bunch of her girlfriends together,
07:23and so we're just gonna make a night.
07:24Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice.
07:26Here we go.
07:27Alrighty.
07:28Give my best to Brandy.
07:30Actually, um, we're not together anymore.
07:33You're not?
07:34What happened?
07:35I caught in bed with another guy.
07:39Go ahead, do your happy dance. You deserve it.
07:42No, no, really.
07:43I'm sorry that you had to go through that.
07:44I am.
07:51Uh...
07:51It's just really hard for me right now.
07:54Thanks.
08:03Uh...
08:03Try ripping up old photos.
08:06It helps.
08:10We'll have fun this weekend.
08:11Let me know how the party goes.
08:15Carl...
08:16Do you want to join us?
08:22Susan.
08:25You're best.
08:28Oh, well...
08:30I'm the best, aren't I?
08:38You know, if we're gonna buy a water heater,
08:40we should talk about it.
08:40We could go to the mall tomorrow.
08:42They're having a sale.
08:42Can we talk about this tomorrow?
08:44Well, I'm just trying to plan my day.
08:46Please, let me get so tired.
08:50Okay.
09:00Let's go.
09:01Helen?
09:02Did you set up the coffee maker?
09:04Oh, no.
09:06You know what?
09:07I'll do it in the morning.
09:07I promise I'll get up early and do it.
09:10Tom...
09:14Tom...
09:14Come on.
09:17Thanks.
09:19Yeah.
09:53I'm- I'm-
09:55Wow, I'm sorry.
09:56I'm not as bad as it was.
09:56I didn't know you were up.
09:59Yeah, I thought you were sleeping.
10:01I was just going upstairs.
10:04Do you want me to make the coffee?
10:05Yeah.
10:07Yeah, that'd be great.
10:09I'm just going to, um, you know, go back up to my room.
10:14Okay.
10:14All right.
10:17Good night.
10:18Good night.
10:23Also, you know, if we go to the mall, we can go to the shoe store.
10:25You said you wanted new running shoes.
10:30What?
10:33Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:45The next morning while the search for Martha Huber continued,
10:49Lynette discovered a little family secret,
10:51one she wasn't even looking for.
10:54Good morning.
10:55Morning.
10:56Want some coffee?
10:57Um, yeah, thanks.
10:59I didn't want to come down until Tom left for work.
11:02Still a little embarrassed.
11:04About what?
11:06What, he didn't tell you?
11:08Well, actually, it's kind of funny.
11:10Um, I was doing some laundry,
11:12and I noticed that the robe I was wearing had some baby food on it,
11:15so I threw it in,
11:17figuring I could dash upstairs while everyone was asleep.
11:20And then I ran into Tom
11:22while I was totally naked.
11:28And so, Claire, when did this incident occur?
11:33I don't know.
11:34I don't know.
11:34It was pretty late.
11:35I think he might have come down and made coffee or something.
11:40You don't say.
11:42Wow.
11:44Wow.
11:45Well, this is certainly impressive.
11:48I can definitely get you work as a model,
11:50but you do realize it's different from the runway work you did in New York and Milan.
11:53Of course.
11:54I made $10,000 a day.
11:56I don't expect to make that here.
11:59That's good, because you won't.
12:01Yeah.
12:02So what do you got?
12:03Well, there is something.
12:05Uh, they need a model to demonstrate the new Buick La Crosse
12:09at the Fairview Mall.
12:11It's just going to be you and the car on a revolving platform.
12:14$300 for the day.
12:17Uh, what else do you have?
12:20Sure.
12:21Um, ooh.
12:23Can you swing a sword?
12:24Sci-fi convention needs someone to dress up as a warrior princess.
12:29A warrior princess?
12:32Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model.
12:35Look at this bone structure.
12:37This face is a cash cow,
12:39and if you don't have the vision to take advantage of that,
12:41then maybe I'm at the wrong agency.
12:43Hey, look, honey.
12:44I'm the only modeling agent in a hundred-mile radius.
12:46I book women for boat shows and garden tool expos.
12:49If you don't like it, move back to the city.
12:56This, um, Buick thing.
12:59Does it include lunch?
13:05Just so you know,
13:07I really am grateful for everything you're doing for me.
13:10Oh, I don't need your gratitude.
13:11You're only here because your children are master extortionists.
13:15So you didn't tell them about...
13:16Your adultery?
13:17No, I decided to keep that little gem all to myself.
13:21Listen, I know this is a real imposition.
13:23Yes, it is.
13:24The doctor said you could be here for weeks.
13:26Would it make you feel any better if I told you I'm sorry for what I did?
13:30Yes, it would.
13:32If I still felt anything for you.
13:33But as it stands,
13:35the place you used to occupy in my heart is very much empty now.
13:39You must still feel something for me.
13:42Then why do you think that?
13:44Oh, come on, Bree.
13:45Look at this.
13:45You're using the good china,
13:47freshly pressed napkins,
13:48flowers from the garden.
13:50This tray was prepared with loving care.
13:52Do me a favor, Rex.
13:54Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.
14:10Hold on a second.
14:15Okay.
14:16Now I'm good.
14:18What?
14:19You're just...
14:20God, I love you.
14:23I love you.
14:27Well, that's great.
14:29Wait, look.
14:30That just kind of popped out.
14:31No, no, it's fine.
14:32It just kind of caught me off guard.
14:34I mean, I want to say it back.
14:36Yeah, but you're not ready.
14:37It's okay.
14:38You're not mad, are you?
14:40No, God.
14:40We haven't even been dating that long,
14:42and you've got other issues.
14:42I get it.
14:43Good.
14:47Issues?
14:47What kind of issues do you think I have?
14:49You know, I retract my earlier statement.
14:50I no longer love you.
14:52In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy.
14:53No, no, no, no.
14:54You obviously think you have some insight into my soul,
14:57so please go ahead.
14:58Dazzle me.
15:00Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable.
15:02Big insight.
15:03The postman knows that.
15:04And there's a chance you might still have feelings for your ex.
15:07What?
15:09I loathe Carl.
15:11And the postman won't back me up on that, too.
15:13I'm sure part of you does hate him,
15:15but maybe part of you still hung up on him.
15:17Where are you getting this?
15:18Well, he broke up with the woman he left you for,
15:21and what was the first thing you did?
15:22You hugged him.
15:24And invited him to a party.
15:26Okay.
15:28The analysis part of this evening is now over.
15:33Hey, you asked.
15:34Well, you know what?
15:36You're going to come to Julie's party tomorrow night,
15:38and you're going to see Carl and I together,
15:39and you're going to understand once and for all
15:41that I have no feelings for him whatsoever.
15:43No, actually, I have tickets to a basketball game.
15:44Well, actually, you're coming to the party tomorrow,
15:45and that's the end of it.
15:47This is what I get for saying I love you.
15:48What?
15:49Oh.
15:53Thanks.
15:54Hello, George.
15:56It's Van de Kemp.
15:56You're looking lovely today.
15:58You always say the nicest things.
16:00Well, it's true.
16:03Listen, I have a prescription here for Rex.
16:05I don't know if you heard, but he had a heart attack.
16:07I had no idea.
16:08Is he okay?
16:08Oh, yes.
16:09He'll live, but the doctor says he's at risk
16:11for something called pericarditis.
16:13Do you know anything about that?
16:14It's an inflammation of the membrane
16:16that surrounds the heart.
16:17It'll take a few months to make sure it doesn't develop,
16:19but he'll need constant care.
16:21So I hear.
16:23As the words constant care echoed in her head,
16:27Brie caught a sickening glimpse into her future.
16:30Okay, here we go.
16:32Which prompted her to seek an old-fashioned remedy.
16:37George, would you go out to dinner with me?
16:39Um, you mean like a date?
16:42Yes.
16:42I think it would be fun.
16:43What about your husband?
16:46Oh, him.
16:48Well, we're separated.
16:56In spite of Mrs. Hooper's disappearance,
16:58life on Wisteria Lane started to return to normal,
17:01until an intriguing discovery was made
17:04on a dirt road next to the interstate.
17:08This is Officer Burton.
17:09I have an abandoned vehicle registered to a missing person.
17:12One Martha Hooper, please advise.
17:16As news spread of this mysterious development,
17:19everyone in the neighborhood decided to band together
17:22to show their support
17:24and to look for clues.
17:27or worse.
17:28I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon.
17:30Please tell me if I am about to step on a body part.
17:32It's a search and rescue, not recover.
17:34We don't know if she's dead.
17:35Yeah, people fake their own abductions all the time.
17:38Can we talk about something else?
17:39Something less depressing?
17:40Well, here's something.
17:42Mike told me he loved me.
17:43Oh, my God!
17:45Over here.
17:45They found the body.
17:46No, no, I'm sorry.
17:47False alarm.
17:47We didn't find a body.
17:49Uh, Susan just had some really good news.
17:52Sorry.
17:53No, it's not good news.
17:54False alarm.
17:55Well, doesn't that figure?
17:56Susan always finds a way to make it about her.
18:01Ladies and gentlemen,
18:02I present to you the fabulous Buick Lacrosse.
18:10It, uh, it has
18:11Excellently crafted interior,
18:14Peaceful quiet tuning,
18:16And ultrasonic rear parking assist.
18:19Observe the remote activation feature.
18:27Uh, and it also has a lot of other
18:30exciting good cool car things.
18:48Tom, Lynette!
18:50What are you doing here?
18:51We're finding a new water heater.
18:53Um, how about you?
18:54Just doing a little shopping,
18:55Trying to get my mind off things.
18:56Hey, Gabby, you need help.
18:57It looks like you're stuck here.
18:58Oh, I guess I am.
18:59No worries, I gotta.
19:00I guess I got too close to the turntable.
19:02I'm a sucker for these Buicks.
19:04Come on, you bastard.
19:05You know, with their, uh,
19:07Perfectly crafted interior,
19:08And peaceful, quiet tuning.
19:11Uh-huh.
19:12A little formal for the mall.
19:14Oh, uh, you know,
19:16I wanted to match the shoes to the dress.
19:20This is, uh, Sarah.
19:22My shopping buddy.
19:24We like to hit the boutiques together.
19:26Okay.
19:27Well, you gals, um,
19:29Shop your little hearts out.
19:31See you later.
19:32Bye.
19:43Wow.
19:44Look at you.
19:45You going out?
19:46Not that it's any of your business,
19:47But, um,
19:49I have a date.
19:50A date?
19:51What kind of date?
19:52Rax, I don't want to say anything
19:53That might upset you.
19:54The doctor says any undue stress
19:55Could cause another heart attack.
20:02It's a romantic date
20:03With a single, attractive man
20:04And I intend to French the hell out of him.
20:07Oh, right on time.
20:12Hi.
20:13Hi.
20:13In my spare time, my garden,
20:15I thought you might like these.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17They're exquisite.
20:19Compost and eggshells?
20:20Yes.
20:21Oh, come on in.
20:23Thanks.
20:26George, you remember Rex?
20:30I thought you said you were separated.
20:32Oh, we are, emotionally.
20:34Physically, he just lives here
20:35Because his mistress refuses to care for him.
20:37Would you like a drink?
20:38Uh, no, I'm fine.
20:39Thanks.
20:41Rex, say hello to George.
20:43Hello, George.
20:44Hello, Dr. Vandicamp.
20:45I'm going to go put these in water.
20:47George, why don't you have a seat?
20:50And I'll be right back.
21:00So, how's your heart, Dr. Vandicamp?
21:02Better.
21:02How's the pharmacy?
21:03Busy.
21:04It's busy.
21:11Something funny?
21:13It's nothing.
21:15See, I, uh, I recently engaged in some extracurricular activity
21:20And now I'm breezed doing anything she can to make me suffer.
21:23All you can do is laugh.
21:25Yeah, I guess.
21:28Oh, these flowers are stunning.
21:30They're the best ones I've ever gotten.
21:37Shall we?
21:37It was nice talking to you, Dr. Vandicamp.
21:40Please, you're dating my wife.
21:41Call me, Rex.
21:47That sales girl that sold us the water heater?
21:49She had a cute figure.
22:00Or Claire.
22:02There's only one type that I prefer.
22:05You.
22:06Aw, you kissed me as though that would end this conversation, and it so won't.
22:09Why am I in trouble?
22:11I haven't done anything wrong.
22:12The only reason you made love to me the other night was because you had just seen Claire naked.
22:16What?
22:18Aw, crap.
22:20Claire is a great nanny.
22:22It would be stupid to lose her over something like this.
22:24You and I have had crushes before.
22:25We always tell each other.
22:27We laugh about it.
22:28It's no big deal.
22:28What worries me about this is you're denying you're obviously attracted.
22:31I'm not denying anything.
22:32Oh, so you are attracted to her.
22:34I didn't say that.
22:37What are you doing?
22:38We are not going anywhere until you confess.
22:40You have the hots for our nanny.
22:42Tom, it's okay.
22:43She's attractive.
22:44Men by nature are drawn to fertile young women with whom they can plant their seed.
22:49It's the basic flaw of your gender.
22:51I get it.
22:51Just do me the honor of...
22:55Uh, we'd all like to get out of here.
22:57Is there a problem?
22:59My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart.
23:01Can you give us a minute?
23:06Lynette, Claire is attractive.
23:09Yes.
23:10But I am not attracted to her.
23:13Look, if I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having Claire around,
23:17I'd be the first to get rid of her.
23:18It's you.
23:20You're the one.
23:21You always have been, and you always will be.
23:27All right, hold your water.
23:32Dine.
23:33Then as a coda, we drink ice cream soda here down at Leo Five and Dime.
23:37Yeah!
23:41Yay.
23:42Hi, you guys.
23:43You're fantastic.
23:45They've got a dance floor upstairs, and we're going to go check it out.
23:47Okay, have fun.
23:52Edie, over here.
23:54What the hell is she doing here?
23:56Well, I don't get to bring a date.
23:57I heard you were bringing him.
23:59Of all people, you pick that tired piece of Edie.
24:02Hi, Susan.
24:03Oh, thank you so much for the invite.
24:05God knows I needed something to get my mind off poor Martha.
24:08A kiss for the birthday boy.
24:17Um, Edie, it's not his birthday.
24:22Oh.
24:23Oh.
24:26Thank you, George.
24:28That was a lovely evening.
24:29The pleasure was mine.
24:31There's nothing better than a great conversation with a beautiful woman over a delicious meal.
24:38Well, I guess I should go inside.
24:41I'm glad we did this.
24:42Me too.
24:49Andrew, where did you come from?
24:51I was just on my way back from Brian's house.
24:53What's going on here?
24:54Oh, uh, you remember Mr. Williams, our pharmacist?
24:58Hey there.
24:58How's it going?
24:59What are you doing in his car?
25:01We're just, um, talking.
25:05Mr. Williams took me out to dinner.
25:07You mean like on a date?
25:10Well, um...
25:14Yes.
25:16You are aware that she's married, right?
25:18Andrew, your father and I are separated and you know it.
25:21I don't care.
25:22Couldn't you at least wait until he was out of the house?
25:24The only reason he's still in the house is because you insisted I care for him.
25:27So, so what?
25:28What are you guys going to do now?
25:29Are you two going to have sex?
25:31No, we are not going to have sex.
25:32Why not?
25:33Because I don't commit adultery like your father.
25:40That's right.
25:41Your father had an affair.
25:42I found out about it and I'm just trying to move on with my life.
25:48You should watch out for her.
25:50She's a liar.
25:52Andrew.
26:04In spite of her mounting debt, Gabrielle was determined to prove she could get along just
26:09fine without Carlos' money.
26:13It wasn't until the electricity went out that she finally began to see the light.
26:29Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis.
26:32I need you to start working on releasing Carlos on bail.
26:36Mm-hmm.
26:37I just remembered where I put his passport.
26:39But I, I took the sweet life, never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet.
26:48I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free.
26:56Hey lady, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
27:20Oh, thank you.
27:23Tim.
27:24Yeah.
27:25Good.
27:27Yes.
27:28All right, you're next, Suzy Q.
27:30She's going to sing.
27:31Yes.
27:32You sing?
27:33Only when I'm alone.
27:34Come on, we're among friends.
27:35I don't think so.
27:36Why for one?
27:39give it up plumber she's not budging you want to hear me sing yeah okay
27:49what's it gonna be i'll tell the piano player new york new york oh i'm so excited to hear you
27:56oh but doesn't it just figure what do you mean you have to get up in front of a room
28:00full of
28:01people dressed like that i hope they don't turn on you i think i'll take my chances sort of like
28:08you did on those high notes i'm gonna get this tomorrow it's a great idea so that mike he seems
28:16pretty even-keeled yeah he's a great guy but you know i mean he's a little buster brown don't you
28:23ever worry you're gonna get bored thanks for your concern carl i'm fine go figure even though our
28:29marriage was crazy at times never got dull yeah that part when you slept with your secretary was
28:34really exciting i know how many times we have to hear it i it was a mistake but don't i
28:40ever get
28:40credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand you must not be counting the henderson's christmas party
28:46edie not now oh what's the big deal carl your marriage is history anyway edie it was nothing
28:52really and basically we both got plastered on eggnog and we found ourselves standing under the
28:58mistletoe and we were like okay so what do we do now so i smiled and he smiled and then
29:06carl reached
29:07over and started feeling me up susie that's not how it happened come on you're up this is it's so
29:13silly susie ladies and gentlemen please
29:15welcome susan meyer
29:27start spreading the news
29:43what's your ass you know that no keep playing are longing to stray there's word you know right and get
29:52around the heart of it new york new york new york
29:58i wanna just tell you that the affair was one thing i mean i forgave you because on some small
30:04level i thought that you were in love with her and
30:06and now i find out you're just roping people at parties
30:10top of the heap carl don't you turn away from me look at me
30:17you know what else were you doing during our marriage how many other women were you sticking it to
30:21as god is my witness it will snow on the hills of hell before i ever feel sorry for you
30:26again
30:33new york
30:39as the police interviewed the residents of wisteria lane about the mysterious disappearance of martha hoober
30:45my husband paul reasoned it would only be a matter of time before their digging would begin to yield answers
31:12since he knew the police had no suspects
31:17he decided to point them towards the most logical candidate
31:25you see if there's one thing paul understood about the suburbs it was this
31:32no one's ever more suspicious
31:34than a new neighbor
31:37who's just moved in
31:43worker's getting sniffly
31:44yeah i noticed that too
31:46he's not coming down with a cold
31:48he doesn't have a cough yet but he sort of has this
31:51post nasal drip thing happening
31:54i'll make an appointment for him
31:56i always say it is better to be safe than sorry
32:00little kids get sick and it's sorry
32:02out of control
32:06man kids with these colds
32:08just vicious
32:25i'm claire
32:30we have to make some changes
32:36what are you doing
32:37i'm packing up your father's things for when he eventually moves out
32:41here
32:42let me help you
32:55look i said anything
32:56i mean i'm glad you did
32:58now i know
33:00there comes this point in every boy's life
33:03what find out his dad's screwing around
33:07no
33:08that his father's only human
33:12son why are you taking care of him
33:14it's because of what danielle and i said
33:16because you can forget that
33:17i'll help you take his stuff out on the street if you want
33:19that's sweet
33:20but i'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do
33:23why are you being such a pushover
33:26i mean he cheated on you
33:28he's a jerk
33:29andrew
33:31you will not
33:32speak that way about your father in front of me
33:34why the hell not
33:35i mean
33:36for once i'm actually on your side
33:38yes i'm angry with him
33:39i am going to divorce him
33:41i may even marry somebody else
33:42but make no mistake about it
33:43your father is
33:43and always will be the love of my life
33:47he gave me the best
33:4918 year marriage that
33:53i could have ever hoped for
33:58and for that you will respect him
34:01okay
34:20what is it i'm really really busy
34:22i came by to apologize
34:25oh well
34:26in that case come on in i'm
34:28not doing anything
34:32i can't believe edie brought the whole thing up
34:36susan i i am so sorry
34:38i i thought i was done hurting you
34:40yeah me too
34:44and just so you know i'm
34:46sorry for flipping out
34:48i shouldn't let you get to me like that
34:53what
34:54i do still get to you don't i
34:56that's the difference between
34:57the plumber and me
34:58oh don't get me wrong
34:59he's a good guy
35:01i mean i like him
35:02but i'm betting that
35:03you two don't have what we had together
35:04there was always a
35:07spark between us
35:08a spark
35:09look what i'm trying to say is
35:10he must seem
35:12really safe after me
35:14a moray eel would seem safe after you
35:18that's what i'm talking about
35:19that great back and forth
35:21joking around
35:22we used to argue and
35:24and push each other's buttons
35:26newsflash i hated all of that
35:28come on
35:29you have to admit when it was good
35:31it was the best
35:33what are you saying
35:35let's give this another shot
35:39you want me back
35:40yeah
35:42yeah
35:43i realize now
35:45that you
35:46with a woman
35:48was meant for me
35:51wow
35:54just so we're clear
35:56so you want to move back in here
35:58and be faithful to me
36:00and love me with all your heart and soul
36:03absolutely
36:03oh my god
36:05this is so wonderful
36:06yeah
36:07i know
36:07i know
36:09i want to kiss you
36:11oh god
36:12no
36:12um
36:13no
36:14what i meant by wonderful
36:15is that i wondered
36:16inside
36:17if i
36:17still had feelings for you
36:19if deep down i still loved you
36:21and
36:21and
36:24there's nothing there
36:25come on
36:26you've got to feel something
36:27well actually i do
36:28yeah
36:29excuse me
36:30oh my god
36:34oh my god
36:48Mike, guess what? I love you.
36:51Are you sure?
36:52Yes.
36:59Did I come at a bad time?
37:01They're just asking me some questions about this camera.
37:04Oh. I love you.
37:06You can write that in your little book.
37:11We are all searching for someone.
37:14That special person who will provide us what's missing.
37:18In our lives.
37:20Someone who can offer companionship.
37:22George. Hi. It's me, Bree.
37:26I was wondering, are you free next Saturday?
37:29You are? Oh, that's wonderful.
37:32Or assistance.
37:33Hi. I understand your agency handles nannies.
37:37I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive.
37:43Or security.
37:44Hi, honey. Did the lawyer tell you the good news?
37:46You're going to make bail.
37:49I found your passport.
37:51And sometimes, if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us...
37:56Hi. I just called to say hi.
37:57And I love you.
37:59...with all three.
38:00All right. All right. Enough already.
38:07Yes, we're all searching for someone.
38:10And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us.
38:16She got what?