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00:01Susan Meyer had always believed the punishment should fit the crime.
00:07She first came to this conclusion when she discovered her husband Carl had been unfaithful.
00:13Since Carl had destroyed the love she had given him,
00:21Susan felt it was only appropriate she destroyed the things he loved in return.
00:30One by one.
00:33But now, three years after their divorce, Susan was reunited with Carl once again.
00:39Susan, are you listening to me?
00:41As partners in a crime of their own.
00:43This is insurance, Fro. We could both go to jail.
00:46Now we can't tell anyone we're getting married.
00:48I know, I was listening to you.
00:50Now the prenup's all set. Sign it at the courthouse.
00:5311.30 Wednesday morning, right?
00:54Right. And your surgery's still on for Thursday?
00:56Yep.
00:57Good. The insurance kicks in the minute we say I do.
01:00You're set to go.
01:01I know no one's asking me, but I think this whole thing is a tragic mistake.
01:06And I just don't have it in me to survive another ugly divorce.
01:08Don't worry, honey. This time it is strictly a business arrangement.
01:11It better be.
01:11Because if I see so much as one lingering gaze between the two of you,
01:14I swear I'll go to the insurance company and turn you in.
01:17So we shouldn't expect a wedding gift, huh?
01:20Oh, can you grab me your wedding ring?
01:22I want to get it cleaned before the ceremony.
01:26Uh, is that really necessary? I mean, that we have to do the whole ring thing?
01:30Of course we do. It's gotta look believable.
01:34Yeah, okay. Well, I'll just grab something out of my jewelry box.
01:37Susan, that ring was my grandmother's. One day it's gonna be Julie's. Where is it?
01:43I don't know. Exactly.
01:45That was a family heirloom. I trusted you with it.
01:48Well, I trusted you not to cheat on me and break my heart.
01:51Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:53What did you do with it?
01:54I threw it out my car window somewhere on Route 7.
01:57What? When?
01:59The night you abandoned me.
02:00Susan!
02:01Carl, you are so not allowed to get angry.
02:04I mean, I might have been the one to throw away the wedding ring, but you threw away the whole
02:07marriage.
02:07Hey, there was plenty of bad behavior that went on back then, so just get off your high horse.
02:12We're on the same page now, so we should just focus on that.
02:21Yes, Susan Meyer believed the punishment should fit the crime.
02:25Carl, I think there might be snakes in here.
02:28We're not leaving here until you find that ring.
02:32But for that matter, so did Carl.
02:43It was a tradition at Leonardo's Bar and Grill, an hour before closing time, a waiter would sing a selection
02:50of ridiculously depressing Italian arias.
02:53It was also a tradition that the only customers who would actually listen were the ones already depressed to begin
03:00with.
03:07Tony, do you have to rush off? I thought maybe we could just chat for a minute.
03:13So I haven't seen you in a while.
03:15Well, I didn't want to come here because I was afraid it would dredge up memories of my husband.
03:21You know, this was our place.
03:23Rex passed away recently.
03:25He was, um, murdered by our pharmacist.
03:30Wow.
03:32I hope you change pharmacist.
03:34I didn't have to. He committed suicide.
03:38Look, you've had a little too much wine tonight. How about I call you a cab?
03:42Oh, no, no, no. I'm okay.
03:44Your car would be safe in our lot and you can pick it up tomorrow. Please.
03:50Well, okay.
03:54Tony, how many more arias is he gonna sing?
03:57Five.
03:58Well, in that case, why don't you bring me another bottle of the Pinot Crucio?
04:05And please hurry.
04:39Okay.
04:49Bree?
04:53Bree?
04:54You okay?
05:02Yes?
05:03Hi, did you know your mother is asleep on the lawn?
05:10Oh, wow.
05:13Yeah, well, you don't seem terribly shocked.
05:16Oh, it's, um, it's just Mom drinks and sometimes she sleeps it off in the weirdest places.
05:22Can I help you with her?
05:24No, no, that's okay. I, uh, I know how to take care of her.
05:29Well, good luck to you then.
05:39Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
05:51I'm coming!
05:56Hi. Hi.
05:57Your kids, they have any allergies I should know about?
05:59Uh, not that I know of.
06:01What?
06:02Because I'm watching them.
06:04Tom called, said you both got pulled into work for the weekend, asked me to babysit.
06:08Really?
06:08I thought it'd be nice if I gave them back to you live.
06:11Oh, hey, Miss McClessie.
06:12Hi.
06:13Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
06:14Oh, that's okay.
06:15Um, would you excuse me just for a second?
06:18I have a thing.
06:20Here.
06:20Thanks.
06:23Follow me.
06:23You're part of the thing.
06:29A million teenagers in this neighborhood and you hire McCluskey?
06:32What's the big deal?
06:33Well, for starters, she's ancient.
06:35Shh.
06:36This is a thin door.
06:37It was not that long ago that she keeled over in her front yard.
06:39A day with our kids will finish the job.
06:41It's only for a few hours.
06:43Plus, Parker's on a play date with the Ferals, so it's just the twins and Penny.
06:47Just the twins and Penny?
06:50Okay, that was stupid.
06:51Let me try it another way.
06:53We have to be at work in one hour.
06:54There's no daycare on the weekends, so you cut McCluskey loose.
06:57We're stuck.
07:00We will find someone.
07:01Someone who doesn't remember what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot.
07:06Fine.
07:07Let's go break the news.
07:09My wife has something to tell you.
07:14So, here's the deal.
07:16Um, there was a little miscommunication and as it turns out, we don't need ya.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Okay.
07:22Fine.
07:23I'll just go back home.
07:24Okay.
07:25Sorry.
07:26By the way, if your husband was right, it's a thin door.
07:30Okay.
07:55Hello, Gabriela.
07:58Oh, hi.
08:00Bye, Mom.
08:04I just told Carlos I just had to take a shower.
08:08The man next to me on the plane weighed 300 pounds and he sweated all over me.
08:12It was so gross.
08:14No, I'm just surprised you're here. It's Valentine's Day.
08:17Don't you and Mr. Hedge Fund have plans?
08:20I know Carlos and I do.
08:21I left Charles.
08:24What? He was worth like six million dollars.
08:27Money is not everything, Gabriela.
08:28For some people. But we're talking about you now, Mother.
08:32You know, I can't believe this. I mean, I just went through a terrible breakup.
08:35And the least you could do is pretend to care.
08:38Well, of course we feel awful about it, don't we, Gabriel?
08:42Yeah, we're just sick about it.
08:44Well, don't worry about me. I'll be okay.
08:47In fact, I bought myself a little gift to take my mind off my problems.
08:53Really, what did you buy?
08:55New boobs!
08:56Whoa!
08:56No peeking, Carlos.
08:57Hey, Mom, put these away!
08:59My plastic surgeon gave me a great deal.
09:02Aren't they fun?
09:04Bye, Carlos.
09:09What? I think she's charming.
09:12Okay. You can think she's charming.
09:14But don't forget for one second that she is a monster.
09:21Did you get the gum out from under the diamond?
09:23Mostly.
09:25Morning.
09:27Hi. Happy Valentine's Day.
09:30Dr. Ron, did you spend the night?
09:32Well, I got kind of tired after the movie, so I asked...
09:35It's okay. She knows that you make house calls.
09:37Oh.
09:38Um, so listen, I got surgery till six.
09:40I'll get dressed and I'll pick you up at about seven.
09:42We have reservations at Shay and Naomi.
09:44Great! I'll have a light lunch.
09:45And also, Dr. Cunningham's schedule opened up, so if you'd like, we can move up your surgery to Wednesday.
09:50Oh, I have a wedding that day.
09:52On a Wednesday?
09:53Uh, yeah. Um, Wednesdays are becoming very popular with brides. It's like the new Saturday.
10:01Oh. Okay. Well, I'll see you tonight.
10:10Your mother's a rotten, sneaky person.
10:13Look, I'm not too crazy about this whole fake marriage thing, but if you don't have that operation, you could
10:19die.
10:20So don't be so hard on yourself. You are a good person.
10:25Thanks, hon. That really helps.
10:28Okay. Now I want you to go over and slip this ring to your father.
10:31And just so you know, if Edie catches you, I'm expecting you to swallow it.
10:39How's the hangover?
10:42I do not have a hangover, Andrew, because I was not drunk.
10:47And, uh, how about a little hair of the duck?
10:51Freak you right up.
10:52Look, for the record, I had an allergic reaction to my antihistamine medication, so I would appreciate just a little
11:00bit of sympathy.
11:01Why can't you just drink alone in your room like Tammy's mom?
11:03For God's sakes, it was an honest mistake. I thought I could have just a little bit of wine with
11:07dinner, but apparently my body couldn't handle it.
11:15Fine! If it makes everybody happy, I will just suffer through my sneezing fits in my hives on my own.
11:22There! Is that better?
11:24So basically you would rather drink than to not have allergies?
11:34Hi, is now a bad time? I could really use a favor.
11:44She was beautiful, wasn't she?
11:47Yeah.
11:49Come on, sit down. Your breakfast is getting cold.
12:01Is my real mother beautiful?
12:04Well, she was, uh, attractive, as I recall.
12:08Do I look like her?
12:11I don't know. I only met her once.
12:14Well, because if I don't look like her, then I might look like my real dad.
12:21I'm getting real tired of your morbid fascination with two strangers that didn't love you enough to keep you.
12:27So please, stop asking about them.
12:32It's only natural that I'd want to talk about my birth parents.
12:36Well, it may be natural, but it certainly isn't polite.
12:44And once your daughter was dead, they had to get rid of her somehow.
12:48That's where the toy chest came in.
12:50Flash forward 15 years.
12:52The chest washes up on the shore of Rockwater Lake.
12:55Any forensic evidence is long gone.
12:58The Youngs get away with murder.
12:59Now, of course, the wife, Mary Alice, is already dead.
13:04But Paul Young's a different matter.
13:07If you'd like me to deal with him, just say the word.
13:15Delfino's bringing my grandson here.
13:17I want to get the kid something.
13:20You know anything about those MP3 things?
13:25Yeah, they're real nice.
13:27I'd go with that.
13:29Ah, he's probably got one already.
13:33Paul Young has had 16 years to get my grandkid anything he wants.
13:39Do me a favor, will ya?
13:41Yeah.
13:42See to it that Paul Young has a toy chest of his very own.
14:00Carl!
14:01Yeah?
14:02This place is a freaking pigsty!
14:05Would you get down here and help me?
14:08Hold on, it's almost half time.
14:10By the way, I made dinner reservations at Shay and Naomi tonight, if that's okay.
14:13It's gotta be better than that rat hole you took me to on New Year's.
14:17And don't even think of getting me carnations again!
14:20That crap might have flown from Meijer.
14:22I actually have taste.
14:24Come on, move it!
14:37No, no, no, sit and watch your game. I was just giving you a hard time.
14:40You've had a tough week.
14:41Yeah.
14:46Boys, can you just keep it down just a little bit because I have a very special type of grown
14:52-up headache.
14:53We need to see Mommy and Daddy. We want to play them our song.
14:56Honey, you can't. They're at work.
14:58Well, can we play for you?
15:03Sure.
15:04Sure.
15:06Just a moment, okay?
15:10Oh.
15:13All right, boys. Let's have it.
15:23When I heard that you two wanted to try for another child, I was delighted.
15:27But I had some cause for concern.
15:30Gabrielle, you suffered some extensive injuries during your fall last month.
15:34And the tests confirmed there are complications.
15:39You can't have kids?
15:41Well, the doctor's not 100% positive, but it's very, very iffy.
15:45Carlos, I am so sorry. I know how much you wanted to be a dad.
15:48Thanks.
15:49Oh, don't be so suicidal. We can always adopt.
15:52I wanted to have a child of our own, you know that.
15:54What does it matter whose DNA it is? The diapers are still gonna smell the same regardless.
15:58I just prefer not to adopt, okay?
16:00Fine. What about surrogacy?
16:02I mean, I know it's pricey, but at least the baby would look like us, and I wouldn't get stretch
16:07marks.
16:07It's a win-win.
16:09Great. So then we have some stranger off the street giving birth to our child.
16:13Is that what you really want?
16:14What I want is for you to lighten up.
16:15We don't have a lot of options, and you're gonna have to pick one.
16:18I have a thought.
16:21Well, it is a little bit controversial, but go with me.
16:25Well, first of all, let me tell you that I am in the best shape of my life.
16:28So?
16:29So, what if I was your surrogate?
16:35Yeah, I know, I know it might sound a little crazy, but I am the only one in the world
16:39that you can trust who will put the baby's needs first.
16:42You know, I'll exercise more, I'll eat better.
16:45Mother, no!
16:47Why?
16:48Off the top of my head, you're on Medicare.
16:51I am only 51.
16:54You know, and there's this woman in England last year, she was 63 years old, and she gave birth to
16:59her own grandchild.
16:59Look, I don't care if she shot triplets out of her ass.
17:02It's not gonna happen.
17:05Can you believe this?
17:08How'd that England baby turn out?
17:10It didn't have, like, a big head or anything, did it?
17:12Carlos, you are not seriously considering this.
17:14Well, think about it, Gabby.
17:15This way, the surrogate wouldn't be some impersonal incubator. There'd be a family tie.
17:23I have a migraine. I'm gonna go lay down upstairs.
17:26And when I get up, I hope we can all talk about this like rational human beings.
17:32Kelly does not worry.
17:35Just give her time.
17:37She'll come around.
18:19Boys?
18:22Boys?
18:27Okay, we're done playing hide and seek.
18:30Boys!
18:35Porter!
18:37Preston!
18:38This isn't funny!
18:46Mrs. McCluskey, hi.
18:48Have you seen the Scarborough Boys?
18:50Well, can't say that I have.
18:52Why?
18:53I have something to tell them.
18:56Ah.
18:57Ah.
18:58Ah.
18:58Ah.
18:59Ah.
19:01Have they signed the contract?
19:02Because if not, somebody should call Bednar and tell them to adjust the language.
19:05Oh, sorry.
19:07Hang on.
19:08Hello?
19:08Isn't that Scarborough?
19:09Yes.
19:10I believe I have something that belongs to you.
19:18Wait.
19:19Excuse me.
19:19You called?
19:20You said my kids are here.
19:21Hi, Mommy.
19:21Hi, Mommy.
19:22Oh, my God.
19:23Dad!
19:24What were you thinking, taking her off like that?
19:28What were you talking about?
19:30Get your stuff.
19:30Get your stuff.
19:31Right over here.
19:33Thank you so much.
19:35Right here.
19:35I'm just glad I found him and not some weird old freak.
19:37Oh, yes.
19:39Oh, yeah, me too.
19:40Because there are all sorts of crazy people out there.
19:43Drunks.
19:44Perverts.
19:45Molesters.
19:45Yes.
19:46Yeah, no, I know.
19:47No.
19:48You got really lucky.
19:49I mean, a different person might have called the cops or child welfare.
19:53Well, okay, I know how this looks, but I have to tell you, I left them with a very
19:57reliable babysitter.
19:58Oh, yeah.
19:59You picked a real winner.
20:03Are you judging me?
20:05Because if you are, you couldn't say anything.
20:07Lynette, Lynette.
20:07What?
20:08Let it go.
20:09The kids walked through my house to get here.
20:11We don't have a leg to stand on.
20:14Well, thank you so much.
20:24Hey, I don't know about you, but I am tired of all the tension around here, so I was thinking
20:29we could go shopping, have some fun.
20:31And maybe later we can talk about the surrogacy thing.
20:34See if we can make it work.
20:35Oh, Gabriela.
20:37You'll see.
20:39This is the best thing for the entire family.
20:48So, where's the boutique?
20:50Oh, it's in the hotel lobby, so go ahead.
20:53I'm right behind you.
20:54Okay.
21:03What are you doing?
21:05I'm going home.
21:07What?
21:08I thought we were going to talk about how the surrogacy will work.
21:12Here's how it's going to work.
21:13You're going to check yourself into the hotel, and then tomorrow you're going to plant your
21:16child-bearing hips on a plane, and you're going to leave our lives forever.
21:23I'm pulling out.
21:24Watch your boobs.
21:38Oh, thank God.
21:40I'm so sorry.
21:42I don't know what happened.
21:43I was in the kitchen cleaning up after making cookies, and I looked in the living room,
21:47and they were gone.
21:48We tried to tell her we were going, but she was asleep.
21:52You were sleeping?
21:54I most certainly was not.
21:56Yes, you were.
21:57Okay.
21:58All right.
21:58That lie just lost you another week of TV and video game privileges.
22:02That's two.
22:02You want to keep talking and lose more?
22:04Then apologize to Mrs. Vandekamp.
22:06I'm sorry.
22:08No harm done.
22:09I'm sorry.
22:11I'm so sorry.
22:12Oh.
22:18Well, if you ask me, it's a pretty crappy thing to do.
22:20Did you even slow the car down before you pushed her out?
22:22Okay, first of all, no one asked you.
22:24And the only reason you care about my mother is because of that ridiculous suggestion she offered.
22:27I think her offer to be our surrogate was very generous.
22:30Generous?
22:31Don't you see the strings attached?
22:33What strings?
22:34The only reason she offered up her dusty womb is because she's screwed.
22:37Her latest sugar daddy gave her the boot, so mom needs a place to stay and money.
22:41So trust me.
22:42If she carried our child, we'd be footing the bill for years.
22:45I think your hatred for her is clouding your judgment.
22:47Maybe.
22:47But you don't know her like I do.
22:52Okay.
22:54You ran away from home 15 years ago.
22:57Did you ever think to talk to her about the stuff that happened between you and your stepdad?
23:00It wouldn't have done any good.
23:03How do you know that?
23:06Because she knew exactly what was going on with Alejandro.
23:09And she chose to look the other way.
23:11But you never even gave her a chance to step up.
23:13You just ran away from home.
23:13Because if I did, then she would...
23:19Because...
23:20There was a chance she wouldn't have believed me.
23:22And...
23:23And that would have hurt a lot worse than anything he ever did to me.
23:37She's your mother and she loves you.
23:41I know it's been a very long time, but maybe you can talk to her about it now.
23:52I'm getting her luggage back to her and that's the best I can do.
24:12I'm getting her luggage back to her and that's the best I can do.
24:15Shut up and listen.
24:18Deirdre's father, Noah Taylor, somehow found out about Zack.
24:21And he wants to meet him.
24:24Somehow found out?
24:25Like maybe you told him?
24:26Noah's no friend of mine.
24:28But he's very rich and powerful and he's terminal.
24:31And he wants to meet his grandson before he dies.
24:34Absolutely not.
24:36You'll be surprised, but I agree with you.
24:39Noah destroys everything he touches.
24:41And the last thing either of us wants
24:43is for this guy to get his hooks into Zack.
24:51What are we supposed to do?
24:53You and Zack need to vanish.
24:54Just stay out of sight until nature takes its course with Noah.
24:59If we leave, we won't be coming back.
25:02You'll never see your boy again.
25:06I know.
25:15Happy Valentine's Day, my darling.
25:19Isn't that your ex-husband?
25:21Oh, yeah.
25:25Apparently they'll let anyone in here.
25:28Hi.
25:29Your chocolate souffles will be out momentarily.
25:32We didn't order a souffle.
25:33Okay.
25:34I ordered it as soon as we got here.
25:35It takes an hour to prepare.
25:36Oh, I really can't.
25:38I'm stuffed.
25:38No, no, no.
25:39This they'll want to try.
25:40It's their specialty.
25:44I guess I'll have the souffle.
25:47Can you excuse me for a second?
25:50I, um...
25:50I just have to powder my nose.
25:57I'm sorry to interrupt.
25:58Your makeup is all smudged.
26:00Come with me.
26:00I'll fix it.
26:01What?
26:01Come on, get up.
26:03I'm sorry.
26:04Can I make up this one?
26:06In here.
26:11I have some news that's probably going to devastate you.
26:14But I wanted to be the first one to tell you.
26:17Okay.
26:19Carl is about to plop the question.
26:21You mean like marriage?
26:23Mm-hmm.
26:24Oh, I hope I haven't ruined your Valentine's Day.
26:26Do you want a tissue?
26:27No, no.
26:27I'm okay.
26:28I'm just surprised.
26:31Well, congratulations.
26:33What makes you think he's going to propose?
26:36Well, I, um, I was looking through his briefcase this afternoon and I found this ring.
26:41And so tonight he keeps pushing this special dessert on me, so obviously he's hidden the ring inside.
26:47A ring?
26:50What did it look like?
26:51Oh, I don't know.
26:5318-carat white gold, 10 diamonds, engraved accents.
26:55I just got a quick peek.
26:57Oh, um, I think I know that ring.
27:00That's his grandmother's ring.
27:01It's a family heirloom.
27:02And, you know, he might just be having it cleaned or something.
27:07Except for one thing.
27:08Lying right next to it was a prenup.
27:15Well, Carl is a lawyer and it could just be a prenup for another client.
27:22Boy, jealousy is one ugly thing up close.
27:27Oh, no.
27:27You know what?
27:28I'm going to take the high road and I'm going to ignore your nastiness.
27:33If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my table.
27:37And getting engaged.
27:41Up!
27:52Oh, hi.
27:53Um, did you see that man over there?
27:55Dark hair, handsome.
27:56I think you should just leave this room without anybody noticing.
28:08You never stop.
28:10I told you I'm not divorcing my wife.
28:12I'm in this for the sex.
28:13And if you can't accept it, then go to hell.
28:25What the hell are you doing?
28:28I thought you said this dessert was special.
28:30When you put it in your mouth and eat it, what is wrong with you?
28:36Well, nothing.
28:45Carlos.
28:46What a surprise.
28:47Come on here.
28:47I thought you could use your bags.
28:49Oh, yes.
28:49Perfect timing.
28:50I just took a shower and needed something to change into.
28:54Here, a little bit of yours.
28:55Fine, thank you.
28:55Listen, do you have a minute?
28:57Because I need to talk to you about something.
28:58Yeah, sure.
29:00Sit down.
29:01Talk as I dress.
29:03I'll leave the door open so I can hear you.
29:06Look, I was thinking about your surrogacy idea.
29:10Mm-hmm.
29:12And I think it could be the answer to all of our problems.
29:14That is, if you're still interested.
29:16Yes.
29:16I mean, I am.
29:20But I just think that Gaby will never let it happen.
29:23No, no.
29:24She can be convinced.
29:25I know it.
29:26Can you please zip me up?
29:28Huh?
29:29My zipper.
29:30It's stuck.
29:37You did that so fast.
29:39I know someone who works out.
29:43As I was saying, I think the surrogacy idea could work.
29:50Um, but you and Gaby are going to have to mend some fences.
29:53After such a long time, what is the point?
29:56Lucia, please, hear me out.
29:58There was a lot of stuff that Gaby went through when she was younger.
30:01A lot of stuff that you don't know about.
30:03And I think that if you went to her and asked her about it,
30:05then the two of you could finally get past it.
30:07What stuff are you talking about, Carlos?
30:12Your second husband, Alejandro?
30:17When Gaby was 15, he assaulted her sexually.
30:20Is that what she told you?
30:23Look, I know that it comes as a shock for you to be hearing it from me.
30:26Carlos, please, I am aware they had sex.
30:30But it was Gabriela who seduced him.
30:34Excuse me?
30:35She was always jealous of me.
30:37You know, you don't know how many times I caught her wearing my shoes,
30:41trying on my jewelry, and I'd scream at her to leave my things alone.
30:44But no, she wanted whatever I had.
30:48Then one night, she set her sights on Alejandro.
30:53Believe me, no one got raped.
30:58Lucia, she was only 15 years old.
31:01You know, a lot of men have left me over the years, and I never knew the reason.
31:04But when Alejandro left, I knew exactly why it happened.
31:09Gabriela made him fall in love with her.
31:11It took me so many years to forgive her.
31:17You forgave her?
31:18But of course.
31:20I couldn't have offered to carry her baby unless I had.
31:30Carl! Carl!
31:32Come here.
31:37Why didn't you answer your damn cell phone?
31:39I turned it off. What's going on?
31:41Where's Edie?
31:42She's upstairs. She's been in a pissy mood ever since we left the restaurant.
31:45I don't know what's wrong with her.
31:46She found the ring and the prenup in your briefcase.
31:48She thought you were going to pop the question tonight.
31:51Oh no.
31:51Oh yes.
31:53You know, this whole fake marriage thing was okay when nobody was getting hurt.
31:56What are we doing?
31:57It's a lie.
31:58I lost Mike over a lie, and now I'm doing the same thing to Dr. Ron.
32:01And look at Edie.
32:02She was devastated.
32:04I don't think I can go through with this.
32:05You can't call off the wedding.
32:07How are you going to pay for your surgery?
32:08I don't know.
32:08You know, I'll just...
32:09I'll sell the car.
32:11Susie, this is your health we're talking about.
32:14We're getting married.
32:14Carl.
32:14No.
32:15Dr. Ron would be the first to say that you're doing the right thing.
32:18I'll figure out some way to handle Edie.
32:21How?
32:22How are you going to handle Edie?
32:23That poor woman's dreams exploded in her face tonight.
32:26You know, it's not like you can just go out and buy her flowers and everything will be better.
32:31Then I'll propose to her.
32:33Well, that's a little extreme.
32:35Not really.
32:36I was probably going to do it eventually anyhow.
32:37Obviously, we're going to have to get a divorce before I can actually marry her.
32:41But, uh...
32:43What?
32:45Anthony, I just...
32:47I didn't know that you loved her like that.
32:50She's a great kid.
32:52Total package.
32:54What's the matter, Susie Q?
32:56Jealous?
32:57No, of course not.
33:01Well, hey, this is good.
33:02Because, you know, if this experience helped you to realize your true feelings, then we did something good here.
33:12Yeah.
33:13I think we have.
33:15Come here.
33:18I can't believe you thought I was jealous.
33:21It's not like I still have feelings for you anymore.
33:24You're right.
33:25I was just fooling around.
33:29So?
33:30How did it go?
33:32Fine.
33:33I just dropped off the luggage and left.
33:35Oh.
33:45What was that for?
33:47No reason.
33:50Hey, I was thinking.
33:52We should look into adoption.
33:55Seriously?
33:57But I thought you wanted a kid with your own DNA.
34:01Letters and everything.
34:07Hmm.
34:18Hey.
34:20I heard you lost your kids yesterday.
34:23Yeah.
34:23It was cleared up.
34:25It's just a little confusion.
34:26Help me out here with something.
34:28What exactly is it you look for in a babysitter?
34:31Excuse me?
34:32Well, I may be ancient, like you say, but I've never gotten drunk and lost track of three kids.
34:38What?
34:38I smelled wine on Bree Vandicap when she was looking for your boys.
34:42That's ridiculous.
34:43Is it?
34:44Yesterday I found her passed out in her front lawn, drunk as a skunk.
34:47I've known Bree for years and years.
34:48There's no way she was drinking while babysitting my kids.
34:51So, just go spread your poison somewhere else, okay?
34:56I just thought I'd do you a favor and let you know, that's all.
34:58Okay, well thanks.
35:05Thanks.
35:06Hi.
35:07You, um, you recovered from all of yesterday's excitement?
35:11Oh, truthfully I haven't been able to get my mind off it.
35:14What a scare, huh?
35:16Yeah.
35:17Although I still can't figure out how my boys managed to sneak past you.
35:23Well, you know how boys are at that age.
35:25They're escape artists.
35:26They're like lightning.
35:28It's just Penny.
35:31Penny?
35:31Well, I mean I just don't understand how Porter and Preston managed to wrangle her into the stroller and then
35:37make it out your front door without you even noticing.
35:47I guess if you'd fallen asleep, it could have happened like that, I guess.
35:53You know, I think I must have been cleaning the kitchen and I just didn't hear them because of the
35:57noise from the dishwasher.
36:00Look, I apologize in advance for how this is going to sound, but I have to ask it. It's just
36:05going to eat away at me. Were you drinking while babysitting my kids?
36:08No.
36:15Oh, you know, I may have had just the tiniest little bit of Chardonnay.
36:21Oh, gosh. You got drunk and you passed out.
36:25Lynette, if I close my eyes even for a moment, it's because of these antihistamines I've been taking.
36:30Really? Is that why you passed out on your front lawn yesterday morning?
36:35Now that you're speaking to me in a fairly accusatory tone, may I remind you that I was doing you
36:39a favor?
36:40You put my kids in danger and then you lied about it. Do you not get how big that is?
36:44Do you have some kind of problem with alcohol?
36:45No, the only problem I have is with your children. They're incorrigible because you let them run amok.
36:49And if I hadn't drifted off, they would have waited until I was in the bathroom or stuck on the
36:53phone or upstairs doing laundry.
36:57On any given day, how many glasses of wine do you put away?
37:12See you guys.
37:25Now and then, we all need a little help.
37:30So we ask for small favors
37:34Thanks, I owe you one
37:36But it's always best to be wary of those eager to come to our rescue
37:40Well, go on, kiss the bride
37:48Because even the smallest of favors
37:51Sure thing, Tom, I'd be happy to babysit for you
37:55My, have you noticed how clogged my rain gutters are?
37:58Carries a price tag
38:00Yes, everyone has an agenda
38:03I heard about your operation, Auntie Ness
38:05And I'm jumping on a plane right now to come and help you out
38:09No matter what they may tell us
38:10No, I'm happy to
38:12But I'm prepared to stay as long as it takes
38:17And in those rare instances where there is no ulterior motive
38:21We're so taken aback that we may fail to recognize the truth
38:38That a loving friend has just done us an enormous favor
38:43No matter
38:43So let's see if we take care of each other
38:43No matter
38:47No matter
38:47No matter
38:47No matter
38:48No matter