- 2 days ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:03Every morning as she went to take out her trash, Lynette Scavo would indulge in a little daydream, the details
00:10of which were always the same.
00:14One day, her nasty neighbor, Karen McCluskey, would keel over and die.
00:20And her home would be bought by a lovely Swedish family with two adorable twin daughters.
00:27The families would form an everlasting friendship, culminating in their daughters marrying her sons at an elaborate wedding the Scavos
00:38wouldn't have to pay for.
00:42Yes, Lynette enjoyed her little daydream, but Mrs. McCluskey always had a way of pulling her back to reality.
00:52Hey, hey, hey, hey! Why are you stealing my garbage cans?
00:57The garbage pickup was two days ago, and these cans have been on the street ever since. I just assumed
01:01you didn't want them anymore.
01:01Oh, that's very cute. That's good. Here, give them here.
01:06Bad enough, we gotta look at that god-awful color you painted the house. We shouldn't have to stare at
01:09your cans for days on end.
01:11Do you want to talk about good neighbor etiquette? How about you hire a gardener to take care of that
01:15jungle you call a lawn?
01:16I am on a fixed income.
01:18Oh, well, perhaps you should consider moving somewhere less expensive, like a nursing home.
01:22Go to hell.
01:23Run by Germans, hmm?
01:28Anne, you know...
01:29Oh.
01:31Oh, Mrs. McCluskey?
01:33Mrs. McCluskey, are you alright?
01:37I'll get the door.
01:42For a brief moment, Lynette was presented with an interesting choice of options.
01:49And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning, Lynette chose to do the right thing.
01:55Lynette, where are they taking me?
01:57You're going to the hospital, Mrs. McCluskey. You're gonna be fine.
02:00I don't want to go alone. Come with me.
02:02Oh, um, these are trained technicians, and I've got a...
02:08Please. I'm scared.
02:13Yeah, I'll come with you.
02:15Okay, here I am.
02:18If I die, I don't want it to be with strangers.
02:21You're not going to die.
02:23How can you be so sure?
02:26Of course, Lynette didn't respond.
02:29How could she tell her neighbor that some dreams are just too beautiful to come true?
02:42Life is a journey.
02:45One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.
02:49But sometimes we lose our companions along the way.
02:54And then the journey becomes unbearable.
02:58Noah?
03:01Didn't know you were a religious man.
03:03What's with the rosary?
03:05They found Deirdre.
03:07What?
03:10Her body had been stuffed inside a toy chest.
03:14Can you believe that?
03:16A kid's toy chest.
03:23She'd been dismembered.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:35Cops ID'd her from her dental records.
03:40She's been dead 15 years.
03:44All that time I was looking for,
03:47she was already gone.
03:51I'm so sorry.
03:55I have to bury my baby.
03:58I came out here to figure out what kind of tombstone to get her.
04:05You shouldn't be doing this now.
04:07Just get you home.
04:10There's a cop I want you to talk to.
04:12A cop?
04:13His name is Sullivan.
04:15I paid him to take the heat off you for your neighbor's murder.
04:18He'll get you the file on Deirdre's case.
04:22Apparently they have some leads.
04:31I don't know.
04:32I think we may be making a huge mistake.
04:34We made our decision.
04:35Let's just stick to it.
04:36Let's say we leave him here three more weeks.
04:38What's the worst that could happen?
04:41Our son just told us that he might be gay.
04:43There are 200 other boys in this camp.
04:47Now, I could explain to you what might happen if we left him here,
04:50but I'm a lady and I don't use that kind of language.
04:58Now, I bet we're worrying ourselves sick over nothing.
05:00This is probably just a phase.
05:02Exactly.
05:02So we'll get him home.
05:03We'll get him into Christian counseling,
05:05so it won't become a lifestyle.
05:06Well, whatever's going on with him,
05:07he's still our son and we love him.
05:10Why would you say that to me?
05:11Because it's obvious how freaked out you are by the whole gay thing.
05:15I may be freaked out, but that doesn't change how I feel about him.
05:18I'm just saying.
05:19Be cool.
05:24I can be just as cool as you can.
05:26All right.
05:37It'll be nice to have you back.
05:41Andrew, I would love you even if you were a murderer.
05:55Mommy, the life's not moving.
05:57Oh, for Pete's sake.
06:04Mom.
06:06Mom, kids are waiting.
06:08Oh, honey, Hector here teaches salsa dancing at the community center.
06:12I give private lessons, too.
06:14Oh, I bet you do.
06:16Mom.
06:17Why don't you please not flirt with the ice cream man?
06:19Why not?
06:20Do you need a reason beyond the fact that he's the ice cream man?
06:23It's called moving on with your life.
06:26You just broke up with Morty two weeks ago.
06:28Don't you think you can at least pretend to mourn the relationship?
06:31Oh, you are such a stick in the mud.
06:33We should be out there having fun.
06:36I know what we can do tonight.
06:37We can go to some hip club and get some hot guys.
06:41Mom.
06:41Oh, it'll be great.
06:43I'll say I'm 42 and you can be 28.
06:47What?
06:49Oh, you can pull it off.
06:56Ms. McCluskey, you're back from the hospital already?
06:59Turns out I OD'd a little bit on my arthritis medication.
07:02One pill I can open, a jar of four pills, I'm face down calling for my life.
07:06You'll find out about that soon enough.
07:09Well, I'm glad to hear you were right.
07:11Here.
07:12It's my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn.
07:16Oh, Ms. McCluskey, you don't have-
07:17You don't keep that.
07:18It's genuine Tiffany.
07:19Been in my family for years.
07:22I don't know what to say.
07:23It's stunning.
07:38I didn't fight you in, but-
07:39Well, I wanted to tell you what my doctor said.
07:41It seems arthritis is the least of my problems.
07:43See, I had this skin tag, or what I thought was a skin tag.
07:46But it turns out it might be more serious.
07:52What do you think you're doing?
07:54Please, I can't sleep in the den anymore.
07:56I need to sleep in a bed.
07:57Well, then you might want to try a motel, because you're not coming back in here.
08:03How many times have I got to say I'm sorry?
08:05Obviously a few more.
08:08I am not proud of what I did.
08:10I admit, I was way out of line.
08:13You went back in this bed?
08:15You know what to do.
08:18I'm not tearing up the postnub.
08:20Why not?
08:21Because it's the one way that I can ensure you'll be here when I get out of jail.
08:24Well, then have fun at the motel.
08:27Fine. Tomorrow I'm cancelling your credit cards.
08:31What?
08:32And I'm taking away your ATM as well.
08:34What am I supposed to do for money?
08:36Maybe once you see how good you've got it here, you'll start treating me with a little respect.
08:39You want my respect? Then tear up the postnub!
08:42Give me my pillow.
08:45One more thing.
08:47If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.
08:50If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you.
08:56Boy, with all this passion, is it a shame that we're not having sex?
09:12I feel trapped.
09:14You want me to open a window?
09:15No, I'm talking about my life.
09:17Oh.
09:19Are we done making out?
09:21No, no. Keep going.
09:24So what's up?
09:26I'm unhappy with Carlos and my marriage.
09:29I feel like I don't have options and it's driving me crazy.
09:33Every time something went south in my life, I always had a plan B.
09:35Now I feel like I have nothing.
09:37What about me?
09:38And can I be your plan B?
09:39Damn it, John. What is our new rule?
09:42Stop pretending we have a future.
09:46Can't you just walk out?
09:47No.
09:48Because if I leave, then I'll be broke and that's awful.
09:50If I stay, then he's in control and that's horrifying.
09:53And he cut up all my credit cards.
09:54Which means I'm married to him and unable to shop.
09:57Which is probably the worst of all possible worlds.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:02I'll figure something out.
10:05I'm not much fun today.
10:07I'm gonna go.
10:10Wait.
10:15What's this?
10:16You deserve nice things.
10:17And if Mrs. Solis won't provide them, I will.
10:21With your student credit card?
10:23I own my own business.
10:24You mow lawns.
10:25I make good money.
10:26You know, I have 20 houses and I'm this close to getting the driving range of the country club.
10:30I can't.
10:30Yes, you can.
10:38I'll pay it off.
10:39If you want, but you don't have to.
10:43Mrs. Solis, to take care of you, it's my dream.
10:49Well, far be it for me to stand in the way of a young man's dream.
10:55Okay, Tom.
10:56Yeah, I will swing by the dry cleaners after I hit the market.
10:59I don't know.
11:00Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 o'clock, so the car might have to wait until tomorrow.
11:06Okay.
11:06Yeah, I love you too.
11:08Bye-bye.
11:09Hi there.
11:10I brought you some avocados.
11:11I have a tree in back, but I hate them and your family seems like the kind that would eat
11:14guacamole.
11:16Um, Mrs. McCluskey, thank you. That is very nice.
11:19So let's make up a batch.
11:20Oh, um, now's not a good time. I'm on my way out. I have a ton of errands.
11:25Oh, you know, that's great because my car's on the fritz and I could hitch a ride. I need to
11:28drop by the pharmacy anyway.
11:30No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have a lot of things to do.
11:33Well, maybe you could take me later. I can drop by tomorrow.
11:36Mrs. McCluskey, I'm not gonna have any time tomorrow.
11:37Oh.
11:39It's kind of interesting that you can't spend two minutes with me, but you have no trouble taking my Tiffany
11:44lamp.
11:45Oh, for God's sakes.
11:49Here.
11:50You should take this back. I... I don't have a place for it.
11:55But that was my thank you for saving my life.
11:57I know. And it was a beautiful gesture. Really. But I just...
12:02Save it, Lynette. I get the picture.
12:17Oh! Oh! Oh, God!
12:19Susie, this is Tim.
12:23Sorry if we startled you.
12:24Oh, uh...
12:26Yeah, that's okay. I...
12:27I just didn't expect to see anybody up at a quarter to one.
12:31Oh, Susie, you should have come out tonight.
12:33I met Tim here at the Island's bar, and he introduced me to this crazy drink.
12:39The dirty volcano.
12:41What?
12:42And then we danced, and he dipped me.
12:46Sophie's very limber.
12:49Mom, could I just talk to you in the family room for a minute?
12:53Oh, sure.
12:54Susan is your daughter?
12:57Yep.
12:58No, she can't be.
13:00Jess!
13:00No!
13:01Yeah?
13:01No!
13:01Yeah?
13:02No!
13:04Okay, we get it.
13:05She looks young.
13:10That man has magic fingers.
13:12What are you doing?
13:13I have a teenage daughter in the house.
13:15You can't just bring strange men you meet in bars here in the middle of the night.
13:18Just having a few laughs?
13:20What's the big deal?
13:21Look, I know you're trying to get over Morty, but this is not the way to do it.
13:23So can you please just go out there and tell him to go home?
13:26You know how blue I've been.
13:29Why can't you be supportive?
13:30I have been plenty supportive.
13:31No, you haven't.
13:32You really haven't.
13:33Now, Tim is my guest, and he will go home when I say so.
13:40If he's not gone in five minutes, I'm going to go out there and tell him exactly how old you
13:44really are.
13:53Damn, it's time for me to get sleepy-bye.
14:05Delfino.
14:08Yeah.
14:10You must be Sullivan.
14:13The file on Noah's daughter.
14:16Yeah, you said you had some leads.
14:18Yeah, sure, we got some leads.
14:22Is there a problem?
14:23Gee, I don't know.
14:25I'm handing a confidential police report over to a killer and drug dealer.
14:29Why should that be a problem?
14:35Thanks.
14:37Is this what our justice system has come to?
14:40Guys like you walking the streets without a care in the world?
14:44I did my time.
14:45Not nearly enough, you piece of garbage.
14:51You know, I'm glad we had the chance to meet.
14:55Because apparently I'm no longer a murder suspect, thanks to you.
14:58So I don't want to seem ungrateful.
15:00But just out of curiosity,
15:03how much does it cost to buy off a homicide detective these days?
15:10Thanks again.
15:13Hey Delfino, one more thing.
15:17Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:36So the fault that is no説ublic.
15:38If even the whisper of us gets traced back to me,
15:41there will be one less cop-killer on the street.
15:50For God's sake.
15:52Don't get any blood on the file.
15:55Huh?
15:57Yeah?
16:03No.
16:15Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your credit card has been declined.
16:18What?
16:20Oh, no, that's impossible.
16:22It's a new card.
16:23I just went shopping with it.
16:25Try it again.
16:25Ma'am, I ran it three times, and then I called the bank.
16:29Now, may I try another card?
16:31Of course you may.
16:32Okay, will you just give me a moment?
16:42Hello?
16:43It's me.
16:43I've been trying to call you, but you turned your cell off.
16:45Because I'm in a lovely restaurant, having a lovely meal that I now can't pay for.
16:49Did you order already?
16:50I eat already.
16:52Look, the credit card company called my mom.
16:54I mean, they said that there was unusual activity on my card.
16:56I bought shoes.
16:57Well, I didn't know that, you know, and then my mom started asking all these questions,
17:00so I just blurted out that the card was stolen and she canceled it.
17:03Why would they call your parents as your account?
17:05They co-signed for it.
17:08Look, if you just explain to the waiter...
17:10What?
17:11That the credit card was canceled by my lover's mommy?
17:13Well, what other options do you have?
17:15Unless you return the shoes and get the money back.
17:17Return the shoes?
17:19I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical.
17:23So, ma'am, what would you like to do about the bill?
17:39Afternoon.
17:40I've got a package for your neighbor, Karen McCluskey.
17:42You want signing?
17:43Well, isn't she home?
17:44She usually never goes anywhere.
17:45No one answered.
17:47All right.
17:51Okay.
18:03So, let me get this straight.
18:05You play tennis, you know wine, and you speak Mandarin.
18:09Does every other man in the world want you dead?
18:13Well, I'm not that impressive.
18:15I pulled a gray hair out of my chest this morning.
18:18I don't know.
18:19I'd watch your back.
18:22You know, I've really enjoyed talking to you.
18:26You, uh...
18:27Well, you made my day.
18:29I was thinking if you'd like to get together again.
18:34Well, Sam, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of in a relationship right now.
18:38I just wanted to be honest.
18:39It's perfectly okay, Tina.
18:43By the way, this is on me.
18:46Oh, no, you shouldn't.
18:48Oh, please.
18:49It's my pleasure.
18:57This is going to be a disaster.
18:58It'll be fine.
19:02Andrew?
19:03Honey, hurry up.
19:04Dinner's ready.
19:04It's like we're setting a trap for him.
19:06It's for his own good.
19:08You'll see.
19:10It smells good.
19:12What are we having?
19:13I'm making homemade bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
19:16It's a recipe I found in an old German cookbook.
19:21I'll get the door.
19:22Honey, why don't you pour the wine?
19:27Isn't Danielle spending the night at Wendy's?
19:29I believe she is.
19:31Well, then why did Mom set the table for four places?
19:34Huh?
19:34Uh, I asked who's coming for dinner.
19:39Andrew, you remember Reverend Sykes, don't you?
19:42Oh, come on.
19:44Um, Reverend, why don't you have a seat and I will get some refreshments.
19:50Uh, so, Andrew, it's been a long time.
19:56Yes.
19:58Yes, it has.
19:59Would you like some water I have flat or bubbly?
20:01Oh, bubbly, please.
20:04So, your mother tells me you've started having some sexual desires for other boys.
20:15I don't suppose I could get some of that.
20:17Nope.
20:18I'm going to need every drop.
20:21And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry hating themselves
20:27for their unnatural desires, and within a few months, they've found an inner peace and
20:31a tranquility that is nothing short of miraculous.
20:34Oh.
20:35All it takes is a little faith and a desire to change.
20:39I'm sorry, but I really don't want to talk about my sex life.
20:43Well, that's just too bad, because this needs to be discussed.
20:46Bree, please.
20:47Let the boys speak.
20:49Go on.
20:50Well, I appreciate your offer to help.
20:53I do.
20:53But I don't hate myself.
20:57So, I'm good.
20:59Son, I know what it's like to be a teenager.
21:01It's a very confusing time.
21:03I'm not confused.
21:05I know exactly who I am.
21:13Well, if you ever do want to talk, my door is always open.
21:23Reverend, I don't mean to criticize, but it sounds like you're giving up.
21:29We can't force him on a path of righteousness.
21:32He himself has got to want to make the journey.
21:35Well, then what do we do?
21:36Just stand by while he starts dating boys?
21:39And by the way, the correct word is not gay.
21:40It's sodomy.
21:41We're in the middle of dinner.
21:42So?
21:43So can you at least wait till dessert before calling our son a sodomite?
21:46How you can sit there and be so casual is beyond me.
21:48For starters, I knew this dinner was a bad idea the moment you suggested it.
21:52Well, at least I'm trying to be proactive.
21:54Please, there's no need to get upset.
21:55I am upset because there is a problem here, and no one seems to notice it but me.
21:58As far as I'm concerned, if Andrew is happy with who he is, then it is our job to support
22:03him.
22:11Your father is into S&M.
22:14Bree!
22:14He makes me beat him with a riding crop, and I let him.
22:16It's no wonder you're perverted.
22:18Look who your parents are.
22:26Excuse me.
22:29What a fun night.
22:31You know, we should really do this again sometime.
22:45Hey!
22:47Hey!
22:48Good news!
22:49I know why you've been so furious with me.
22:52I haven't been furious at you.
22:53Well, yes, you have.
22:54And I don't blame you.
22:55Men have been coming on to me left and right.
22:58And I just, I've been having so much fun and just enjoying life.
23:01And, well, what do I do?
23:03I throw it right in your face.
23:05I'd hate me, too.
23:06Mom, I don't hate you.
23:08Well, be that as it may, from here on out, I'm including you in all the fun.
23:13The fun?
23:14Mm-hmm.
23:14Your mother's come through.
23:16What have you done?
23:18You and I are going on a double date tonight.
23:20What?
23:21Tim has a friend from the box factory.
23:23And I thought the four of us could hang out, have a few drinks and hors d'oeuvres and...
23:27I got it.
23:27What's Susie?
23:28Mom, I'm sorry.
23:29I'm just not in the mood to hang out these days.
23:31Susie, sweetie.
23:32Please.
23:33I can't cancel now.
23:34Of course you can.
23:35Just call him up and tell him not to come over.
23:42Tim.
23:43Oh, hi, Sus.
23:45This is my buddy, Lamont.
23:47I bought peppermint schnapps.
24:01I'm sure she's fine.
24:03She never leaves her mail sitting out there.
24:06I mean, how many times has she thrown hours away because we didn't pick it up the second it came?
24:10That would be five.
24:11I don't know, Tom.
24:12I think something's happened to her.
24:14Okay, so go over and check on her.
24:16But if I'm wrong, then I'm sucked into a two-hour conversation about bunions.
24:20Don't go check on her.
24:21But six months from now, when they find her mummified corpse at the bottom of the basement stairs,
24:25what do I tell the kids?
24:26Oh, yeah, I let Mrs. McCluskey die.
24:28Yeah, and why would they care?
24:30Like they're going to miss the dry-cleaning coupon she hands out on Halloween.
24:33Tom.
24:34Listen, honey, what can I say?
24:36You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
24:38So, uh, good luck with that.
24:42Honey, I'm hating you a little bit right now.
24:48Hi, honey.
24:50Look at my new shoes.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Aren't they gorgeous?
24:53Honey, I'm trying to watch the game.
24:57Sorry.
25:03How'd you buy new shoes?
25:05Shh, fuck later.
25:06You're watching the game.
25:07No, I want to talk about it now.
25:09You don't have any money, so what's the story?
25:11Oh, you've heard it before.
25:13Girl meets boy, boy buys girl things, girl leaves happy.
25:17What did you do?
25:18You know, I forgot how generous men could be.
25:21I also forgot I have options.
25:22A whole bunch of them.
25:24What the hell are you talking about?
25:25I don't need your credit cards, Carlos, and I don't need your money.
25:28But if our marriage is going to work, I need your respect.
25:31I'm not ripping up the post-op.
25:33Yes, you are.
25:34Because if you don't, I'm going to put on my new shoes and walk out the door.
25:39Are you threatening me?
25:41No, I'm just pointing something out.
25:43I'm a pretty girl.
25:44And pretty girls are never lonely.
26:01Oh, I'm really ticklish.
26:05So, children's books, right?
26:08Don't tickle.
26:09Well, I hope you know how lucky you are.
26:11Not everyone gets to realize their bliss.
26:13Yeah, it can be rewarding.
26:17Why don't you join me?
26:22No.
26:23I'm really ticklish.
26:26Come on!
26:27What's wrong?
26:28For God's sake, Tim, she's ticklish.
26:30How many times do you have to be told?
26:32No.
26:33This is so much fun.
26:34Come on, let's find another CD.
26:36Another.
26:37Don't you think it's getting a little late?
26:39Come on!
26:41You haven't even finished your schnapps.
26:50The perfect capper to the perfect evening.
26:53So, good night.
26:54It's been lovely.
26:55And, Lamont, good luck with all your inventions.
26:58Wow.
26:58It's only 11.30.
27:00I want to hit the clock.
27:02I know a great place just off the interstate.
27:04Come on.
27:05Let's warm up the old doorway.
27:06Come on, hold it.
27:08You are not getting in a car alone with those two.
27:11You barely know them.
27:12I have great instincts about people.
27:15I always have.
27:15Susie, you know that.
27:16You've been married four times.
27:18Yes.
27:19But twice to the same guy.
27:23Mother.
27:24Susie, please.
27:25You are embarrassing me.
27:26Oh, I'm embarrassing you?
27:28Yes.
27:29Well, I've had it.
27:30All night long, I've been trying to get you to something so crappy.
27:33And you refuse to let me help.
27:36Oh, and your idea of helping is letting Tim just grope you?
27:39Hey, you shouldn't talk to your mother like that.
27:42She's a fine lady.
27:43Tim, could you just stay out of it?
27:44Yeah, mind your own business.
27:46Yeah, what's your problem, pal?
27:47Dude, you were feeling up her mother.
27:50It pissed me off, too.
27:51Come on, Susie.
27:52Let's go back inside.
27:54Let's go back inside.
27:55Lamont, give it up.
27:56You're not getting any.
28:00Why are you being this way?
28:01Hey, I'm just trying to lighten things up.
28:04If you stop acting like tonight was about helping me,
28:07you wanted to go out and have fun.
28:08And Lamont over there needed a date.
28:10That's not true.
28:11Oh, yes, it is.
28:14Okay, fine.
28:15It's true.
28:16I wanted to get out and have fun.
28:18Why shouldn't I?
28:19You know how depressed I've been over my breakup with Morty.
28:22Yeah, I do.
28:23And that's what makes me so crazy.
28:24You know, the difference between you and I,
28:26that you could be heartbroken and you can just move on.
28:29And I am just broken.
28:37I know.
28:38You're sad.
28:39No, Mom.
28:41I'm not sad.
28:42And I'm not crabby.
28:44I'm devastated.
28:46And you keep acting like all I need is a couple of aspirin.
28:50Morty was just one guy in a series of guys for you.
28:53And Mike, he was the one.
28:59Why don't you get that?
29:08It's Lynette.
29:12Hello?
29:14Mrs. McCluskey.
29:19Mrs. McCluskey, you all right?
29:21How did you get in here?
29:23Uh, Mr. Mullins had a spare.
29:27Why didn't you open the door?
29:29Because I was hoping that you'd go away.
29:32Have you been taking your arthritis medication?
29:35I don't need to.
29:36Sometimes the pain goes away by itself.
29:38Uh-huh.
29:40Is that why you didn't open the door?
29:41Because of your hands?
29:45Mrs. McCluskey, do you have anyone that could help you out?
29:48A relative?
29:49A friend?
29:51I'm fine.
29:54Okay.
29:59Okay.
30:02Before you go, open these, would you?
30:04And put out the pills.
30:08Yeah.
30:09And don't get your hands all over them.
30:11God knows what your kids have picked up.
30:13Last thing I need, it's a case of pink eye.
30:17You're a piece of work, you know that?
30:19Well, this is crazy.
30:20Why'd they give you childproof caps?
30:22Yeah.
30:22First thing tomorrow, I'm taking you to the pharmacy and we'll get you new bottles.
30:25Don't do me any favors.
30:27You don't even like me.
30:28I don't want you doing anything because you feel obligated.
30:30Let me tell you something.
30:31Half of life is obligations.
30:33You don't want to go to your husband's company Christmas party, but you do.
30:36You don't want to sell candy so your kid's band can buy piccolos, but you do it.
30:40You attend your third cousin's wedding.
30:42You pick up the dry cleaning.
30:44That's life.
30:44It's obligations.
30:46And you are now my obligation.
30:48So tomorrow morning, I'll pick you up and we'll go to the pharmacy.
30:51Gee, I'm touched by your outpouring of compassion.
30:54We don't have to be friends.
30:56But we're two human beings living on the same piece of earth.
31:00We can at least try and help each other out when some...
31:08You know what?
31:12I am going to take this.
31:15Fine.
31:16I'll see you tomorrow morning.
31:18Pick me up at nine.
31:20And don't be late.
31:29Andrew, come here.
31:29I want you to see this.
31:34Um, what are you looking at?
31:36I'm looking at your baby pictures.
31:39Look at that one.
31:42How old was I there?
31:44Just four weeks old.
31:54I never told you this, but when I gave birth to you, there were complications.
32:00The umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and you stopped breathing.
32:04The room got very quiet.
32:06And I knew you were in trouble.
32:09So I turned to the doctor and I very calmly said that he was not to worry about me, that
32:13his job was to save your life.
32:16When I say I would die for you, when I say I would die for you, that's not an expression.
32:23I mean it.
32:25Yeah, well, um, I'm going to go eat my sandwich.
32:31Andrew, please just go and talk to Reverend Sykes.
32:34Oh, for God's sakes.
32:35He can counsel you.
32:36It can help.
32:37Mom, I don't need any help.
32:39All right?
32:39I'm fine.
32:41Why do you keep going on about this?
32:43Because if you don't change who you are, then you won't go to heaven.
32:52You, um, you don't think I'll go to heaven?
32:57No, I don't.
33:00And I need you there.
33:01I would be so lonely without you.
33:10Well, then I guess I better go talk to Reverend Sykes.
33:14Oh, Andrew.
33:16Thank you so much.
33:17You don't know how much that means to me.
33:25Oh, my gosh.
33:27Are you okay?
33:28Oh, yeah, I just fell down the stairs.
33:30I'm fine.
33:31What's up?
33:33Susan still loves you.
33:37Wow.
33:38Okay.
33:40Look, this is not a good time for this conversation.
33:42She just misses you so much.
33:44Sophie, I just found out that someone I was very close to is dead.
33:49I'm really going to figure out what I'm going to do, so I just don't have time to think about
33:52Susan right now.
33:53She's just very, very unhappy.
33:55And if you could just...
33:56I really don't.
33:58I'm sorry.
34:01I'm sorry.
34:03I'm sorry.
34:07I swear before Almighty God, I won't reveal a word that I'm going to do with you.
34:08I'm sorry.
34:08I'm sorry.
34:10I'm sorry.
34:13I'm sorry.
34:22I'm sorry.
34:24I'm sorry.
34:26I'm sorry.
34:31I'm sorry.
34:32I'm sorry.
35:00I'm going to do things for other guys, and they did exactly what I wanted them to.
35:04They are such tools.
35:05I'm sorry, just so I'm clear.
35:08Are you a heterosexual, or aren't you?
35:10Look, I love vanilla ice cream, okay?
35:16But every now and then, I'm probably going to be in the mood for chocolate.
35:20You know what I'm saying?
35:23I do, but God would prefer you stick to the vanilla.
35:28I don't believe in God.
35:31You don't?
35:32No.
35:33I'm sorry.
35:36You know, your mother's going to be devastated.
35:38She's been praying so hard for you to change.
35:40Well, that's the good news.
35:42I am going to change.
35:44Big time.
35:45I'm not sure I follow.
35:50You know what my mom said to me last night?
35:53She said she doesn't think I'm going to heaven.
35:57Can you believe that?
35:59I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
36:02But the only way you can know paradise is by repenting your sins.
36:10When she said that to me, it suddenly hit me how I was going to get back at her.
36:15From now on, I'm going to be so good.
36:18I'm going to eat my vegetables.
36:21I'm going to get good grades.
36:22I'm going to say yes, ma'am, and no, ma'am.
36:25I'm going to make her believe that God has delivered her this little miracle.
36:31Until one day, when she least expects it.
36:35I'm going to do something so awful, it's going to rock her world.
36:41I mean, it is really going to destroy her.
36:45When that day comes, trust me, I'll know paradise.
37:04Yes, life is a journey.
37:07One that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.
37:12Of course, that companion can be just about anyone.
37:16Miss McCleskey!
37:19We're going to be late for the doctor!
37:21A neighbor on the other side of the street.
37:23I'm coming, jeez.
37:24Hold your water.
37:28There you go.
37:30No more post number.
37:31Or the man on the other side of the bed.
37:39The companion can be a mother with good intentions.
37:43Thank you for a wonderful service, Reverend.
37:45Thank you for what you mean.
37:46Or a child who's up to no good.
37:49Very inspirational.
37:56Still, despite our best intentions, some of us will lose our companions along the way.
38:04And then the journey becomes unbearable.
38:11You see, human beings are designed for many things.
38:17But loneliness isn't one of them.
38:21No only has подпис iris or love.
38:22Oh, that's nice.
38:24The thôipet in the day.