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00:00Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her, something exciting.
00:07As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates.
00:12As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout.
00:17As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome millionaire would sweep her off her feet.
00:24But the years had flown by, and still nothing exciting had ever happened to Martha Huber.
00:33Until the night she was murdered.
00:36Hello, Mrs. Huber.
00:38Oh.
00:39Let me give you a hand.
00:39That's really not necessary.
00:41I insist.
00:41In those last moments, it occurred to her, in addition to being boring, life could also be very cruel.
00:52Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful.
00:59What do you think?
01:02That's our missing woman, all right.
01:05Oh, jeez.
01:06Didn't take the media long to get wind of this.
01:09Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene.
01:20Hey, little lady.
01:23A lot of people are looking for you, you know that?
01:25Your face is going to be on the front page of every paper in this state.
01:29How's that for exciting?
01:31Officer Jackson couldn't be sure, but for a brief moment, he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Huber.
01:39Smiled.
01:47Daff had come once again to Wisteria Lane.
01:50I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
01:53You found your sister's body.
02:00Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood.
02:04But for now, people went about their lives as they always did, blissfully unaware.
02:13Hello? Anybody home?
02:14In the kitchen.
02:16Good news.
02:17I finished my book, so I thought to celebrate you could take me out to London.
02:21Susan?
02:22Can we do a rain check?
02:23Edie and I are just looking over the plans to rebuild our house.
02:25My insurance company is finally cutting my check next week.
02:28And there's only one plumber I want.
02:30I don't expect to see this guy for a few months.
02:32I'm going to be riding him hard.
02:34Well, if anybody can go the distance, he can.
02:37I should know.
02:39See ya.
02:47Uh, Mike?
02:50Mike?
02:51We're on the clock.
02:59Hey, Felicia.
03:00What's up?
03:07Edie?
03:09They found Martha.
03:12Here.
03:13Hello.
03:14Good.
03:14All right.
03:15Come on.
03:16It's going to be fun.
03:17Follow me.
03:19Come on.
03:19Come on.
03:20It's amazing.
03:27Excuse me.
03:28Yeah.
03:29You can't do that.
03:31I'm here for the 10 a.m. yoga meditation class.
03:34Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
03:36Yeah, I noticed that.
03:38But every time I come here, it's full.
03:40It's a popular class.
03:41And the other moms come early.
03:43Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
03:48Uh, Lauren, I'm a mother of four.
03:50Today I had to get up at five, make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins off at school
03:55and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.
03:58Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings.
04:01And it's things like being told to plan ahead that make me so crazy that yoga is the only
04:06thing that relaxes me.
04:07Except I show up here and I can't get in and you tell me to plan ahead.
04:13It's a vicious cycle.
04:15See how that works?
04:16I get it.
04:17But if I broke the rules for you, I'd have to break them for the other moms, too.
04:20And then the moms who actually followed the rules get all pissed at me and then I have
04:23to get pissy right back.
04:24And before you know it, I don't have time to read my magazine.
04:27See how that works?
04:30I hope someday you have lots of children.
04:37Hello?
04:38Oh, hey, Susan.
04:39Listen, I can't talk.
04:40I'm in the middle of something here that...
04:43What?
04:52I had a wonderful time today.
04:55I did, too.
05:03Sorry I can't invite you in for coffee.
05:05I get it.
05:06Rex still lives in the house.
05:07It would be awkward.
05:08Yeah, and I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings.
05:14It'll, um...
05:15It'll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out.
05:19So do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
05:23Oh, I'd love to.
05:27Okay.
05:28Wow.
05:29Pick me up at one and we'll do something fun.
05:31See you then.
05:31Oh, I just...
05:41Hello?
05:43Oh, hi, Lynette.
05:47What?
05:54Hi, honey.
05:56Welcome home.
06:02Thanks, guys.
06:05Take it easy.
06:11Come on, honey.
06:12Let's celebrate.
06:14Sorry it's a cheap stuff.
06:15I had to economize.
06:16But now that you're back, we can restock the wine cellar.
06:20Let's toast.
06:21It's very good to be back.
06:23What's that?
06:25Oh, it transmits to this.
06:28My electronic monitoring device.
06:31Didn't the lawyer tell you?
06:32Tell me what?
06:33I'm on house arrest.
06:34It's a condition of my bail.
06:36Uh, no.
06:38No.
06:38He neglected to tell me that.
06:39Yeah.
06:40If I move more than 100 feet from that telephone, an alarm sounds.
06:43If I keep going, it transmits a signal to the FBI.
06:46And I'm back in jail.
06:47But how are you going to work?
06:49I can't.
06:50I can't do anything.
06:52Uh, no.
06:53No, no.
06:53That's unreasonable.
06:54What do they expect us to do for money?
06:56The lawyer's working on unfreezing the accounts.
06:58In the meantime, I mean, haven't you been booking modeling jobs?
07:03Carlos, this is not like New York where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture.
07:08I'm doing boat shows.
07:10I spend eight hours a day doing this.
07:13I'd buy two boats from you.
07:16Come on.
07:19Where's my toast?
07:23Welcome home.
07:31Hello.
07:32Hi, Brie.
07:35What?
07:37If you find anything in your sister's belongings that might shed some light on her death, letters or a date
07:45book, please call me immediately.
07:49I believe she did keep a diary or something.
07:51I'll look around for it.
07:56Look at them all.
07:58Vultures.
08:00Pretending to care when all they really want are the sorted details.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I think they just want to show their support.
08:07Please.
08:08Human beings feed on misery.
08:12Well, we might as well give the people what they want.
08:18Hello.
08:20I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief.
08:25My sister Martha would have been so touched.
08:27I know that many of you have questions.
08:29I've just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened.
08:33What they do know is Martha died a violent death.
08:38Oh.
08:39Yes, I know.
08:40It's hard to hear.
08:43Apparently, there was a struggle.
08:45They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs.
08:53Which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial and probably in great
08:59pain.
09:01But the good news is there are no signs that she had been molested.
09:07Now, I think it's time that you return to your homes.
09:11To your loved ones.
09:15Oh, in lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow.
09:21Please, no personal checks.
09:33By the next morning, everyone on Wisteria Lane was aware of Martha Hooper's demise.
09:39With no exceptions.
09:41Okay, boys.
09:42Hey, Mom.
09:43You see this gum?
09:44If you promise to be quiet while I am downstairs playing cards, it's all yours.
09:48Deal?
09:49Yeah.
09:49Yeah, okay.
09:50That's what I like to hear.
09:51All right, good.
09:52I mean, what are the odds?
09:53First Mary Alice and then Mrs. Huber?
09:56I mean, it's shocking.
09:57Yeah, but this is different.
09:58Someone was actually murdered on our street.
10:00I remember talking to her right before she disappeared.
10:02You did?
10:03What'd you talk about?
10:04Oh, actually, she yelled at me for not bringing my garbage cans in.
10:07I'm gonna miss her.
10:12Edie!
10:12Hi.
10:13Hi.
10:14Come on in.
10:16Oh, you're all here.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Tuesday is poker day.
10:20Really?
10:20Oh, you know, I love poker.
10:29Okay, then.
10:30Well, here's the deal.
10:33Since the Ice Queen isn't doing anything to memorialize her sister, I have decided to carry
10:38Martha's ashes up to Torch Lake and scatter them myself.
10:42It's where her husband proposed.
10:45That's so sweet.
10:46Oh, I know.
10:49So, I thought that some of the neighbors could caravan up there and we'd have a little ceremony.
10:55I've printed out maps if anyone needs one.
10:57And the dress is semi-formal.
10:59You know, Edie, I'd love to go, but I just got back into modeling.
11:04You know, just for fun.
11:05And I have a gig tomorrow.
11:07I can't leave him hanging.
11:08I wish I would have known earlier.
11:09I would have arranged a sitter.
11:10Darn, I have to take Rex to his angiogram.
11:13Hmm.
11:19Well, Meyer, what's your excuse?
11:24I'm just, you know, busy stuff.
11:27Well, your friends are much better liars.
11:38Okay.
11:39Mommy's friends are gone now and you can...
11:46Ow.
11:47Well, yeah, I know it hurts, but that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in
11:54your hair, pain and misery.
11:56Are you mad at me?
11:57Yes, yes, I am mad at you.
12:00Ow.
12:01And I'm also cranky.
12:03You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap?
12:05Well, mommies are the same way.
12:07We need our downtime.
12:08And if we don't get it, sorry, we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do.
12:14Ow.
12:14And that's frustrating for me, too, because I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
12:18I think you're the best mommy in the world.
12:22Well, that's sweet of you, but it's not exactly true.
12:31I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me, but I just think it's
12:37such a lovely, old-fashioned way to spend an afternoon.
12:40Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
12:43Oh, and we got so lucky with the weather.
12:45It's just absolutely...
12:49You know, your lunch hour's almost up.
12:52We probably should be getting you back to the pharmacy.
12:53Wait.
12:55I've had such a good time these last few days, I just want to show my appreciation.
12:59Another gift?
13:00I hope it's not another orchid.
13:01They're so expensive.
13:02Relax.
13:02This didn't cost me a dime.
13:04Okay.
13:13George, you shouldn't have.
13:20This is a 9mm Luger P-08.
13:23From the moment you said you were in the NRA, I knew I wanted to give it to you.
13:26I can't accept this, George.
13:27This is an antique.
13:28It's too valuable.
13:29It's okay.
13:30My grandpa left it to me.
13:32It was surrendered to him by a soldier during World War II.
13:36Since I don't know how to shoot.
13:37It's so lovely.
13:38I mean, look at that handle.
13:40Is that Mother of Pearl?
13:41I think so.
13:41Only the officer's models had that.
13:43Do you really like it?
13:44Oh, absolutely.
13:46Oh, George.
13:48This is just so much better than an orchid.
14:01Hi.
14:02I'm Susan Meyer.
14:03I saw you from across the street.
14:04I thought you might need a hand.
14:05No, thanks.
14:08I'm sorry for what happened.
14:10It must be really hard not knowing who did it or why.
14:15You must feel helpless.
14:17A bit.
14:18I'm hoping her journals will provide some insight.
14:22Journals?
14:23Yes.
14:23Martha kept them for years.
14:25Oh.
14:26So she must have written a lot of things in them?
14:30Every mundane detail of her life.
14:34And everyone else's, for that matter.
14:37The police want to see them.
14:40But I'm stalling them until I have a chance to read through them first myself.
14:44Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out.
14:49That's smart.
14:50That's good.
14:51It's good to hear.
14:58I am so screwed.
15:00Mom, calm down.
15:01Everything about the fire and the measuring cup is going to be in that journal.
15:05Everyone is going to think I'm an arsonist.
15:07It may not be as bad as it looks.
15:08What?
15:09You think there's a chance Mrs. Hubert didn't write about it in her journal?
15:12Please.
15:12It's great dirt.
15:13I even put it in my journal.
15:15You're going to have to get to Mrs. Britt and come clean.
15:18Convince her it was an accident.
15:19If she doesn't press charges, the police will probably just let it go.
15:23Are you high?
15:24Edie hates me.
15:25That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness.
15:29That's right.
15:30You're going to have to suck up to Edie Britt.
15:32What?
15:58Hey, Mike.
15:59As you can probably see by now, I took back my money and what little information you managed to dig
16:04up on your neighbors.
16:05Your replacement's going to need it.
16:07Back up and move on with your life.
16:09Sorry for the mess.
16:18We're here.
16:20Ten minutes early.
16:21You signed me up?
16:22You just missed the rush.
16:23Sorry.
16:24No.
16:24No, I planned ahead.
16:26We're ten minutes early.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:30What?
16:31When you said you had a sick child, I had no idea.
16:34How long's it been?
16:38Uh, she just kind of snuck up on us.
16:42Oh, and he's so young, too.
16:44God, it just breaks my heart.
16:46Oh.
16:49See, here's the thing.
16:50You go ahead into class.
16:51I'll find room for your kids.
16:56Okay.
16:57Hey, Edie.
17:00Susan.
17:04Boy, I've got to say, I envy you.
17:09In the name of God.
17:10Why?
17:11Well, you get to build your dream house for free.
17:14I mean, in a weird way, your house burning down was really a good thing.
17:19There's nothing good about it.
17:21I can't replace the memories, the photographs, the...
17:24Is there something you want?
17:29Okay, here's the deal, Edie.
17:32I...
17:34I...
17:34I...
17:35I...
17:36What?
17:36Spit it out already.
17:37I'm busy.
17:39I just wanted to see how you were holding up.
17:43You know, with Mrs. Hoover and everything.
17:45My best friend was murdered and stuffed into a garbage bag.
17:49And nobody cares enough to...
17:53Go with me to spread her ashes.
17:58I'll go with you, Edie.
18:07Hey.
18:10Oh, thank God.
18:11I'm starving.
18:12Well, dig in.
18:13I'm way too tired to eat.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:28So, did you get to go by the hospital?
18:29Visit my mom?
18:31I worked 10 hours today.
18:34I'll go by tomorrow.
18:35She doesn't even know when I'm there.
18:37She's going to wake up soon.
18:38I know it.
18:41And you know what would make her really happy?
18:42Oh, God.
18:43If you say a grandchild, so help me, Carlos.
18:45Gabriel, please.
18:46No, you promise.
18:47No babies.
18:48Things change.
18:50Yeah, I know.
18:51The feds towed away my Maserati.
18:52My husband is a felon, and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
18:59I am well aware things change.
19:01A baby is solid.
19:02A constant.
19:03And who's going to be changing the diapers when you're pumping iron in a federal prison?
19:07Huh?
19:08I like my lifestyle, and I don't want you to kill it.
19:11Well, look around, Gabriel.
19:13It's already dead.
19:14And there's nothing you can control.
19:16Maybe.
19:17But having a baby?
19:18That I can control.
19:20You, I can control.
19:21Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
19:23I'm still the man of this house.
19:24Oh, really?
19:25The man of the house?
19:29Don't walk away from me.
19:31Hey, hey, my food.
19:33Gabriel, come back here right now.
19:37Hey, hey, hey.
19:38I wouldn't go too much farther.
19:39You're going to end up back in prison.
19:42Dammit.
19:43Gabriel, get inside now.
19:51Hey, I waited all day for that.
19:52It's perfect.
19:55Oh.
19:57Crispy and burnt on the outside.
20:00So it's nice and steamy on the inside.
20:11You're the man of the house?
20:13You can't even leave it.
20:27I love this.
20:28It's like a little adventure.
20:30I've never fired a gun before.
20:31The memory of this night will stay with you forever.
20:34Really?
20:35Oh, yeah.
20:36I always remember your first time.
20:39Cully, I hope I brought enough bullets.
20:41You know, Bree, I can't tell you what these last few days have meant to me.
20:47Finally getting out of the house and trying new things.
20:49Well, we sure have had some fun.
20:51No, no.
20:51It's more than that.
20:53I'm starting to forget what it feels like to be lonely.
20:56Oh, George, that's so sweet.
20:59Now, come on.
21:00Let's go shoot something.
21:02Now, before I fire a handgun, I like to go over a few of the basics just to make sure
21:06I'm ready.
21:06Okay?
21:07So, number one, strong stance.
21:11Two, high hand grasp.
21:13Three, hard grip.
21:15Four, front sight.
21:18Five, release the safety.
21:20And then squeeze the trigger slowly.
21:23What's a high hand grasp?
21:25Here.
21:26Take the gun.
21:27All right.
21:28Okay, now when you're firing a semi-automatic, you want the web of your hand all the way up against
21:31the edge of the back strap.
21:34What is that perfume you're wearing?
21:35Uh, I'm not wearing perfume.
21:37Are you sure?
21:38Because you smell amazing.
21:40Oh, I was making macaroons before I left the house.
21:43Okay, now I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove.
21:48Hold it firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it.
21:52Got it?
21:52I think so.
21:54Okay.
21:55Now all you have to do is take a deep breath and squeeze the trigger.
22:00George!
22:01No!
22:01Oh, George!
22:02Oh, my God!
22:03Oh, God!
22:03Oh, George!
22:04Oh, I'm sorry!
22:05I'm sorry!
22:11Hey!
22:18Hey, George!
22:21I'm so sorry you lost your toe.
22:24The doctor said it's the middle one, so your balance shouldn't be affected.
22:28I mean, this really won't change your life one little bit.
22:33Please say something.
22:36I've always dreamed that before I died, I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman.
22:45I finally get the chance, and I end up blowing off a towel.
22:50I'm not surprised.
22:52This type of thing always happens to me, and I know I'll get over it.
22:59But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over is that when I did kiss you, you pulled
23:06away from me.
23:11Why did you do that, Bray?
23:12I was just caught off guard.
23:14But we're dating.
23:16Why would it be so surprising I would try to kiss you?
23:19I'm still married to Rex.
23:21I mean, we're not even legally separated yet.
23:24He cheated on you.
23:25You said you were going to hate him forever.
23:28You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.
23:32We tend to lie.
23:48Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly.
23:52What are you doing?
23:53I'm just picking up my sick, poor little baby boy.
23:55All right, here.
23:57But making her yoga class was a matter of life and death.
24:01Sorry.
24:02Sorry.
24:02Excuse me.
24:03Excuse me.
24:04Hey, Lauren.
24:05Hi.
24:06We had a really rough morning.
24:07Don't give it another thought.
24:13I bet you were a cheerleader in high school, weren't you?
24:16My junior year.
24:17How'd you know?
24:18Girls like you were always cheerleaders.
24:20Clear skin, honor roll, popular.
24:23In high school, I was the girl that hung out with the freaks in the loading dock.
24:28And smoked.
24:29Everyone hated us.
24:30Well, you know high school.
24:32Thank God we leave that behind.
24:34See, I don't think we do.
24:37I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties.
24:40And you're still the perky cheerleader who thinks that she can pull the wool over everyone's eyes.
24:46What?
24:47You came on this trip, paid for the gas, and look at you.
24:50You're changing this flat when you know I have auto club.
24:52You want something from me.
24:55I just know Mrs. Huber's death's been hard on you.
24:58I want to help?
24:59That's a lie.
25:01Why would you think I was lying?
25:03Because we're still in high school.
25:05The old rules apply.
25:07The cool kids only want to talk to the freaks when they need something.
25:10Now, you're not getting back in my car until you tell me what it is that you want.
25:18Okay.
25:20Look, uh, I...
25:24I just haven't always treated you well, and I want to make amends.
25:30I still think you're full of crap.
25:32But we don't have time to debate this.
25:39You know, for what it's worth, I would have talked to you in high school.
25:42Of all the lies you've told,
25:46that's the worst.
26:06Single malt?
26:09Have a seat.
26:10Take a load off.
26:10I want it all back.
26:12My maps, pictures, my gun, and the money.
26:15Oh, my money, you mean?
26:17You are never going to get somebody who cares as much about finding Deirdre as I do.
26:21Why?
26:22Because you loved her so much?
26:24You abandoned her, remember?
26:26You saved yourself, found yourself a nice, safe wife, and you left my daughter to rot.
26:30So forgive me if I question your level of commitment.
26:36I need to do this.
26:38Why are you fighting me?
26:39Because you haven't been moving fast enough.
26:41And I'm running out of time.
26:43What do you mean?
26:44It seems I have a tumor.
26:48Apparently it's pressing on my brain.
26:53I'm going to die.
26:55And I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.
27:04Ah, that was the best class ever.
27:08I just feel terrific.
27:11Oh, Lynette, this is my friend Callie.
27:12Hi.
27:13Hi.
27:13She wanted to meet Parker.
27:14Oh, really?
27:15Why?
27:17I'm a survivor.
27:18Breast cancer.
27:20About six years ago.
27:21Can I hug your son?
27:25Sure.
27:29I know exactly what you're going through.
27:32But you're going to be brave, okay?
27:34And you are going to survive this because you are a tough little soldier.
27:44Mommy, am I dying?
27:48I'm dying.
27:58I'm dying.
28:00People just think that because I shaved your head.
28:03I mean, people just think that because I shaved your head.
28:03You shaved his head?
28:04Yeah, my brother's put bubble gum in my hair.
28:10Sorry.
28:12Excuse me.
28:13And just like that, Lynette realized the road to enlightenment and spiritual well-being was now closed to her.
28:26Oh, George.
28:29What a surprise.
28:31See, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we talked at the hospital.
28:36And...
28:37And?
28:38Free.
28:39I don't care what we call it.
28:41We can call it dating.
28:42We can call it hanging out.
28:43Whatever it is.
28:44I just want to be with you.
28:45See, I really need our friendship back.
28:50I don't think that would be wise.
28:53Why not?
28:54Well, I mean, wouldn't you keep hoping that in time I would feel the same way about you as you
28:58feel about me?
29:01Maybe.
29:04Oh, George.
29:05I wish you wouldn't say, oh, George, like that.
29:07Like I'm so pathetic for even thinking that you could love me someday.
29:11I don't think you're pathetic.
29:12It's just that...
29:15I can't.
29:19Hot cheese.
29:21Hot cheese.
29:22Oh, George, please don't go.
29:23Why can't we talk this over?
29:25George, I'm...
29:27Oh, my God.
29:29George, here.
29:30Get away from me!
29:31Do you lean on me?
29:33I don't need you!
29:34I don't need anybody!
29:41You know, honey, tonight's the last night of the boat show.
29:44We'll be able to spend some time together before that home and garden thing next week.
29:50Carlos.
29:51I'm going to jail.
29:53And you're not going to be here when I get back.
29:55What?
29:56It's true, and I won't blame you.
29:58Don't talk like that.
29:59Everything's going to be fine.
30:01I'm going to sort this mess out, and you're going to be back on top again.
30:04Gabby, they could find me guilty on every charge.
30:07I could go to prison for five years.
30:09We'd probably have to sell the house.
30:10You'd have to keep working.
30:11Okay, Carlos.
30:12If that happens, can you promise you won't ever leave?
30:18I promise.
30:21I've got to go for you.
30:30This is far enough.
30:44Do you need help with the container?
30:47No, I got it open.
30:49I'm good.
30:55So, what are you waiting for?
30:57I just need to...
31:12Are you okay?
31:14No, I'm just so grateful.
31:18I know, I know.
31:20Miss Huber was a good friend to you.
31:23I'm not talking about Martha.
31:26I'm grateful to you.
31:28Me?
31:29Yeah, I've been such a bitch to you over the years, and...
31:34Here you are, rowing me out to dump her ashes.
31:40Well, it's really no big deal.
31:43Yes, it is.
31:45You stepped up when nobody else would.
31:48And here I am, thinking you have an ulterior motive.
31:53Oh, God, Susan, you're such a good person.
31:58And I'm such a bitch.
32:01Well, Edie, you're not that bad, and believe me, I'm not that good.
32:05Oh, yes, you are.
32:07Oh, please don't do this.
32:09No, Martha may be gone, but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone.
32:16I am so grateful that I still have a true friend.
32:23Thank you, Susan.
32:26Edie, I burned your house down.
32:28Huh?
32:28I was scared that you were sleeping with Mike, and so I let myself in, and I snuck around.
32:34I accidentally knocked a candle over, and the whole...
32:36Just...
32:37I'm so sorry.
32:39Can you ever forgive me?
32:53Roll me back.
32:55Now.
33:02I'm sorry about before shoving you.
33:06I didn't mean...
33:06It's not going to break.
33:09I'm sorry, too.
33:12Questioning your commitment, your guts.
33:14I know better than that.
33:17Yeah.
33:18You should.
33:20I keep this with me all the time.
33:23Remind me why I'm there.
33:26If it turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead.
33:29We need to be sure before we do anything.
33:31Well, when you're sure.
33:33I know I can trust you to take care of it.
33:37After all, you already killed for her once.
33:54After all, you already killed for her once.
34:11Yes, it's a pharmacy.
34:13My wife asked me to call.
34:14She lost her prescription.
34:16Gabrielle Solis.
34:18Yeah, the birth control pills.
34:21Great, great.
34:22She'll be very relieved.
34:24Can she get enough for a couple months?
34:28Yeah, that's right.
34:29Better safe than sorry.
34:30Thanks a lot.
34:31Oh, did you guys deliver?
34:43Edie, please talk to me.
34:49I've been thinking about this for the last 90 miles, and you don't have to forgive me.
34:55You can go to the police, kick me.
34:57You can burn my house down.
35:00You just have to know that I am so wracked with guilt, I don't think it's possible for me to
35:05suffer any more than I'm already suffering.
35:09Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test.
35:18Well, whatever you want to do, Edie.
35:22Just know that I'm sorry.
35:30I'm not going to the police.
35:34You're not?
35:35No.
35:36The insurance company will just want to investigate, and it'll delay my check.
35:44But, there is something I want you to do for me.
35:48Of course, anything.
35:49You name it, what?
35:51I want to be invited to your poker game.
35:54Our poker games?
35:55I'm not saying I'll go, and I'm not saying that you and your little friends have to be nice to
35:59me, but every once in a while, yeah.
36:02It'd be nice to be asked.
36:06Well, we meet on Tuesdays, and it's potluck lunch.
36:09Everybody has to bring something.
36:11I'm not bringing anything.
36:12Oh, you don't have to.
36:15Well, this is good.
36:20I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Hooper off me.
36:27Hold it.
36:28I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes going down some sewer drain.
36:35Well, Edie, I have to clean up.
36:39Well, this is such a beautiful lawn.
36:42We could put her to rest right here.
36:45On my front lawn?
36:46Why not?
36:48She could spend all of eternity looking at her house and keep an eye on the neighborhood.
36:53She'd like that.
36:55Stand over here.
36:56I'll hose you off.
36:59I don't think so.
37:02You owe me.
37:12Martha, I'm going to miss you.
37:31Death is inevitable.
37:33It's a promise made to each of us at birth.
37:36But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us.
37:43Whether it's the thrill of romance.
37:49The joy of raising a family.
37:51I'm going to get you.
37:52I'm going to get you.
37:53Or the anguish of great loss.
37:58We all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful.
38:07But the sad fact is, not all lives have meaning.
38:13Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines.
38:20Waiting for something to happen to them.
38:25Before it's too late.
38:26Before it's too late.