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00:02Since her first day on the job, it had been clear to Lynette Scavo that her new boss Nina was
00:09unusually tense.
00:12To help relieve her tension, Lynette tried giving her boss thoughtful gifts.
00:17A soothing wave machine, aromatherapy candles, even meditative chi balls.
00:29But nothing seemed to ease Nina's tension.
00:33Distilled the old-fashioned way. You know, it actually hurts my teeth to say that out loud.
00:40You folks are going to toddle back to your little holes and you are going to come up with a
00:44decent slogan or I will can all your asses the old-fashioned way.
00:51Until one day, when it occurred to Lynette, there was one form of relaxation she had yet to try.
01:00It's a gimlet. You'll love it.
01:03What exactly is your plan here to get me all liquored up so I buy the revised pitch?
01:07Don't be ridiculous. Can we get a trough of these, please?
01:13I can't remember the last time I was in a bar.
01:16Must have been the last time I had a boyfriend, which was...
01:19Oh God, I'm a nun.
01:21So why don't you go out and get in the game?
01:23Believe it or not, when it comes to meeting men, I am... shy.
01:30Well, I'm not.
01:32So, uh, what about that guy over there?
01:37He's been checking you out since we walked in.
01:40He's cute.
01:41So go over there.
01:43No.
01:44Oh, for God's sake.
01:46Where are you going?
01:47Lynette, sit.
01:52Hey, Stretch.
01:53See my friend over there?
01:55She thinks you're cute.
01:59Why don't you buy her a drink?
02:05Hey, everybody. Hi.
02:08Oh, it's a beautiful morning, isn't it?
02:10Thank you, sweetie.
02:12Oh, hey, Lynette.
02:12I read the new Vodka proposal.
02:14Oh, you guys hit it out of the park.
02:17Wow.
02:18I love that color.
02:19Thanks.
02:20Hey, Nina.
02:21Yeah.
02:22And although it had come about in an unexpected manner...
02:26Aren't those the same clothes you were wearing last night in the bar?
02:28Yep.
02:29Nina's tension had finally been released.
02:33The old-fashioned way.
02:38Everyone in this world needs someone they can depend upon.
02:41Be it a faithful companion, trusted confidant, or loyal friend.
02:50For Susan Meyer, that dependable someone was her book agent, Lonnie Moon.
02:57It was Lonnie who helped Susan promote her first children's book.
03:02It was Lonnie who rushed Susan to the hospital the night Julie was born.
03:07It was Lonnie who took Susan's mind off her painful divorce with a fun vacation.
03:13Yes.
03:15Lonnie was Susan's rock.
03:17Sadly for Susan, her rock was about to crumble.
03:21For her friends and for her family.
03:23For those of you just joining us, we have a new development in the Melanie foster case.
03:27Lonnie, what are you doing here?
03:29It's past noon.
03:30Which means it's now socially acceptable to begin drinking.
03:33I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
03:35I am so behind in my work.
03:37But I'm glad I came.
03:37This is fun.
03:39I've got to be honest.
03:41I had an ulterior motive.
03:43Oh?
03:44I've decided to start my own agency.
03:46You're leaving Murren Hunt?
03:48You helped build that place.
03:50I know, but I just feel it's time.
03:53And now the question is, will you come with me?
03:56Well, of course.
03:58Okay.
04:00To the future.
04:03I'll just call the agency and I'll let them know I'm going with you.
04:06Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
04:09Really?
04:10I think it might be rude not to.
04:15Lonnie, what's going on?
04:18Okay.
04:20There's been some bad blood between me and the partners.
04:24Why?
04:24I got into this thing where I had to move a little client money around temporarily to cover some expenses.
04:30You had to move money?
04:32What does that mean?
04:33I took a little from here and I moved it there.
04:37It was no big deal.
04:38Really?
04:39Because it sort of sounds like embezzlement.
04:41Why do people keep using that word?
04:44Who else is using that word?
04:45Nobody.
04:47The partners and their forensic accountant.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:52Lonnie, did you move some of my money?
04:55Absolutely not.
04:56I swear.
04:57Susan, don't look at me that way.
05:00I know what I did was wrong.
05:01And I feel like a complete idiot for doing it.
05:04But please, please don't hate me.
05:07I don't hate you.
05:08I couldn't hate you.
05:09You're my Lonnie.
05:12So...
05:15Will you still come with me?
05:21You know what?
05:24This is one of those times when you find out who your real friends are.
05:28So...
05:28Yeah.
05:29Oh, thank you.
05:31You are one special lady, Susan Meyer.
05:37Is that the baby's foot?
05:39No, that's his foot.
05:43That looks like a head to me.
05:45Well, that settles it.
05:46When this baby's born, I'll be in charge of putting on the socks.
05:50You're glowing today, you know that?
05:53Pregnancy agrees with you.
05:54Yeah?
05:54Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.
05:58I wonder where David is.
06:00He should have been here by now.
06:02So this new lawyer's good?
06:03He's quite the shark.
06:04You're gonna love him.
06:05He hasn't lost a case in six years.
06:07He argued in front of the state Supreme Court,
06:09and he made our conjugal visit happen pretty damn fast.
06:13Oh, hey, I'm a fan already.
06:14Sorry I'm late.
06:16Oh, David!
06:17Good to see you, Gabby.
06:19Carlos, I'm David.
06:36I don't think so.
06:38What the hell are you doing?
06:40That guy's not gonna be my lawyer.
06:42Find a new one.
06:46You haven't filed a single charge.
06:48Either determine a homicide or release the body.
06:50We've got a court order which says until we're done with it, the corpse is ours.
06:53He is not a corpse.
06:55He is a man named Rex Vandekamp.
06:57He was a loving husband, a devoted father, and a successful doctor.
07:01So successful, in fact, that he left me enough money to sue the city, this precinct, and you two gentlemen,
07:07personally, just for the fun of it.
07:09Mrs. Vandekamp, we don't respond well to threats.
07:12So if I were you...
07:12Release the body.
07:14What?
07:16The evidence we have is minimal at best.
07:18Mrs. Vandekamp was gracious enough to come down here and take that lie detector test.
07:21I think it's the least we can do for her.
07:26So, what will happen now?
07:29Obviously, we'll put Mr. Vandekamp back just like we found him.
07:31Yes, and I'm sure you will bury him with all the dignity of a dead hamster.
07:35No, I want Rex released to me and I will make all the arrangements.
07:40Fine.
07:41And of course, you'll be paying all the costs.
07:44Of course.
07:47Detective Barton, you are clearly a gentleman.
07:59No, it's fine. I'll pick him up on my way home.
08:02Okay, so, what do you want?
08:05Oh, Parker hates pepperoni. Um, how about sausage?
08:08Yeah, and a small cheese.
08:10Okay, perfect. Love ya.
08:13Hey, you.
08:14You want to hit O'Donnell's?
08:16I owe you a beer.
08:18Actually, I owe you so much more than that.
08:20You're welcome, but I really need to get home.
08:22Oh, come on. I had such a good time last night.
08:25Um, why don't you ask Trudy? She loves going out.
08:28Trudy? Are you kidding? I don't need the competition.
08:30Have you seen Trudy without her jacket? She's hot.
08:33What's she now?
08:35I didn't mean that you're not hot.
08:37I just, you're married.
08:39You know, you're off the market. I don't have to worry about fighting you for guys.
08:43Come on, Lynette. Just one quick little drink.
08:46I was actually starting to think that you and I were becoming pals.
08:51Pals?
08:52Because sometimes it's hard to tell.
08:53You know, I wasn't feeling the love today when you mocked my campaign in front of the clients.
08:59That was just putting on a show for work.
09:02In the future, always assume that I am winking.
09:05Inside.
09:07Come on. I hate to go to a bar alone. I feel like such a loser.
09:12Okay. One drink.
09:15Yeah. One or two.
09:17No.
09:39Thank you so much for bringing my mail over.
09:42You know, I have some of yours in the kitchen.
09:45Well, that's the fourth time. What's up with this postman?
09:47Um, I know. He used to be great.
09:50Then he had this stroke, and now we're lucky if he doesn't drool on the coupons.
09:55But feel free to snoop around. I'll be right back.
10:11It's possible. Now, for those of you just joining us, families in Chicago breathe this sigh of relief today as
10:17an arrest was finally made in the brutal attack on local high school student Melanie Foster.
10:22But word of the suspects captured becomes a small comfort to the Foster family.
10:26They lost their 17-year-old daughter almost four months ago.
10:30They confiding with a shelter in a local park less than a mile from Hackborough High.
10:36Did you see the news? They've arrested somebody.
10:43Yeah. Looks like we're in the clear.
10:52Well, I have some good news. The police have finally released Rex's body.
10:56About time.
10:57You must be so relieved.
10:59You know, mostly I'm just annoyed that the whole thing happened in the first place. I mean, how in the
11:03world could anybody accuse me of murder?
11:05Well, you are wound pretty tight.
11:10What? The super mom is always the first to snap. They've done studies.
11:15Anyway, I was hoping that you were all free Friday morning because that's when I'm going to be hosting the
11:19reburial.
11:21The what?
11:23Look, I know it's an imposition, but Danielle is away on a class trip and Andrew is back at Camp
11:27Hennessy for a little refresher course.
11:29Well, it's just going to be a very brief and dignified ceremony.
11:40We would love to come.
11:41Absolutely.
11:46I'm busy. Sorry.
11:48Edie. She's going to read a poem.
11:51Ow!
11:53Fine. Yes. Yes. We'd all love to come.
11:58Well, thank you.
12:00You don't know how much this means to me.
12:03I realized, looking back, that I was still in shock during Rex's first funeral.
12:08I don't think it had quite hit me at what had happened, so...
12:12That's why this small ceremony means so much to me, because I realize now that...
12:18This is the last chance I'm going to have to say goodbye.
12:26Unless, of course, they dig him up again.
12:33Sure. There was times when Lisa was rude and obnoxious.
12:37But I know now that there was no excuse to always be beating on her.
12:42Well, baby, I'm just so sorry.
12:49Good job, you two. This is an example of how to use incarceration to your benefit.
12:54It's a chance for people to take a step back and observe the obstacles they face in their marriage.
12:59Can I go now? Because I have a lot to say about the obstacles I'm facing in my marriage.
13:04We don't got any obstacles.
13:05Yes, we do, Lamar. We got big ones.
13:07Okay, hold on, you two. I think that it's Carlos and Gabrielle's turn.
13:12Thanks, but we're good.
13:17This is your third group session, but you have yet to share anything.
13:20Come on. Talk to us. How's your marriage?
13:25Shaky, at best.
13:26And why is that?
13:27I don't know. I hired a brilliant lawyer to get my husband out of this hellhole, and he fired him
13:32for no reason at all.
13:34Carlos?
13:36I just didn't like him.
13:37Why not? He's experienced, he's intelligent, he's successful.
13:40Exactly. I'd prefer an attorney you didn't find so damn appealing.
13:43Oh, my God. You fired him because you're jealous?
13:45Don't I have the right to? You know she cheated on me.
13:48Oh, Bob, you beat your wife. You are so not allowed to gasp.
13:51Don't you talk that way to him.
13:52One reward out of you, Lisa, and I will backhand you myself.
13:54Okay, calm down.
13:55There are thousands of fatball attorneys out there in the world, and she's got to get the one that looks
13:59like an underwear model.
14:00I'm not discussing this anymore. You can rot in here for all I care.
14:06So, um, Mona, what do you feel are the biggest problems in your marriage?
14:12By the way, he was wearing a suit. How do you know he had a good body?
14:14Do you know?
14:15No.
14:16No.
14:16I bet he's hot.
14:20Do I need to say what our biggest problem is, or can everybody figure it out for themselves?
14:30Why are you reading that contract?
14:32I told you. Lonnie wants me to sign with his new agency.
14:35But you didn't say you were seriously thinking about going with him.
14:38I know. I know.
14:41It's Lonnie's family. You know, he's always been there for me.
14:45He paid my rent when I was waiting for my first royalty check.
14:48He called me every day when Carl left. I mean, I just owe him so much.
14:52Susan, he committed a felony.
14:54Okay, who in this room has not committed a felony? Raise your hand.
14:57Uh-uh-uh, not so fast.
14:58Your agent represents you. You've got to be able to trust him.
15:02How's that going to be possible now?
15:04Well, it's possible because I have faith in people.
15:08I mean, Lonnie knows he messed up, and he's sorry he's making restitution.
15:12What, you don't believe people deserve second chances?
15:14Not when they messed up this much, no.
15:18Really? So that's it with you?
15:19You just get one shot, and you screw up, and you're out?
15:22I didn't know you were such a cynic.
15:25I'm sorry, right? I guess it's just the way I'm wired.
15:29But I got a job over in Greenwood, so I'll call you later tonight.
15:41You okay?
15:44Julie.
15:47I did something bad. Something really, really bad.
15:54Aren't you going to ask me what it was?
15:56Do I ever have to?
15:58Last week, when Mike and I went to the park searching for Zach,
16:03I sort of found him.
16:05No.
16:06Yes.
16:06And I gave him money, and I said...
16:10Holy crap, what are you going to do?
16:12I don't know.
16:14What would you do if this happened to you?
16:16See, this would never happen to me.
16:18This kind of thing only happens to you.
16:19Will you stop judging and help me?
16:22Well, obviously you're going to have to tell him.
16:24Well, I can't do that. You heard what he said about his wiring.
16:26I betrayed him. He'll never forgive me.
16:28Okay. Don't tell him.
16:29Well, how can I not? I feel so guilty.
16:31I can barely look him in the eye when he talks about Zach.
16:34So, where do you think Zach went?
16:38Utah.
16:41Oh, Lord. Why did I do this?
16:45I have a feeling you did it for me.
17:06Hey, girl.
17:07I hope you are in the mood for margaritas because it is tonight at O'Donnell's.
17:12Oh, fun.
17:13But I can't go tonight because I promised the twins that I would help them finish their science project.
17:18Lynette, if the late hours are going to be an issue for you,
17:23we probably should talk about finding you a less demanding account.
17:28You're going to take me off-camera off because I won't go drinking with you?
17:31No.
17:32Oh, God, no, honey. I get it. You have a family.
17:36Home has to come first for you.
17:38I mean, for me, the client comes first.
17:41Being a perfectionist is my own neurotic issue and I know that I really need to work on that.
17:44But trust me, I will never sleep again if this campaign gets mucked up.
17:50I'll figure something out.
17:51You go home. Have a good night.
17:55Nina?
17:57Yeah?
17:58I can handle the extra hours.
18:00Oh, Lynette.
18:01You sure?
18:03Yeah.
18:04I'll get my coat.
18:08Wow, this place is rowdy after happy hour, huh?
18:12Yeah.
18:14Hey, look at that guy right there at the end of the bar, the shoulders with the tan jacket.
18:19Yeah?
18:20Go get him for me.
18:22Mother
18:22Go get him for me.
18:22Let's go, let's go.
18:52Hey there.
19:02So, they're going on about Melanie Foster on the news.
19:08It's time we talked about her, Caleb.
19:13Until you start accepting responsibility for what happened.
19:17You know I can't let you out of here.
19:27What the hell is this?
19:29Mom!
19:31Where are you?
19:33I'll be right back.
19:35And I will expect you to answer me.
19:38Where are you?
19:39I'm coming! Coming!
19:47What were you going to do with this?
19:50Don't.
19:51I know who really killed Melanie Foster.
19:53You've arrested the wrong man.
19:54What are you thinking?
19:55The police need to know the truth.
19:56The hell they do! This is our chance!
20:00Let an innocent man go to jail.
20:02You want to do the right thing?
20:04Well then call 911 and tell him you got a killer locked up in the basement.
20:06He is not a killer.
20:08He was confused.
20:10He didn't know what he was doing.
20:11He knows a lot more than you give him credit for.
20:15I'm mailing the letter.
20:16Do you realize what's going to happen?
20:18Mom, are you thinking this through?
20:21I'm mailing the letter.
20:23If you do, you better hope to God they don't find us.
20:29Because they're not going to care how slow Caleb is.
20:31He'll just...
20:32He'll just execute him.
20:35Take him.
20:41You're coming.
20:41Tell him to help him.
20:43That's all the time.
20:44You're coming.
20:45I'm coming.
20:46Why am I back to her?
20:46I'm coming.
20:59What can I do?
21:01It's a little bit more.
21:03Lonnie?
21:05Susan, what are you doing here?
21:07Well, I just came over to give you the contracts.
21:10Your door was open.
21:12Oh, great.
21:14Sorry, this place is such a mess.
21:17I've been working here till we get the new offices painted.
21:20Wait till you see them.
21:21They're going to be really beautiful.
21:26Where's Jeannie?
21:27She's with the kids up in Minnesota visiting her mom.
21:30They love it up there.
21:33Keep changing the date on to your old dad.
21:40There's no electricity.
21:42There isn't?
21:44I'm such a dummy.
21:46I've been so swamped I must have forgotten to pay the electric bill.
21:52Lonnie, how much financial trouble are you really in?
21:59I'm fine.
22:02You know what it is?
22:03I had to pay all those people back at the same time.
22:06Restitution plus interest.
22:07It's not something I'd recommend.
22:09It sucks you dry.
22:12I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to tell me the truth.
22:16Did you steal from me?
22:18Absolutely not.
22:19Please don't lie.
22:21Just tell me.
22:22Is that what you want to hear?
22:25Do I have to say it so that we can move on?
22:30Fine.
22:31I did it.
22:32But yours was the first money I paid back, so the slate's been wiped clean.
22:36Let's just move past it.
22:39Suze.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:43I just can't trust you anymore.
22:44Yes, you can.
22:45No, I can't.
22:46You can.
22:47You can't.
22:48Give me the contract.
22:49No.
22:51Okay.
22:52Okay.
22:53Bye.
22:55What are you doing?
22:57Are you trying to take me down with you?
22:59I am not going down.
23:02Ow.
23:02My life is great.
23:05I have never been happier, and I've never been bitter.
23:09Get off me, you Amazon.
23:23What are you doing here?
23:25You left me a message.
23:26You said you wanted to talk.
23:27Yeah, I thought you'd schedule an appointment later.
23:31Right now, I'm sort of disgusting and sweaty.
23:34I'm a criminal lawyer.
23:35I've seen worse.
23:45So, did you find a new lawyer for Mr. Charming?
23:48I don't want a new lawyer.
23:49I want you.
23:50So does Carlos.
23:51He just doesn't realize it yet.
23:52It's a 1988 Romany Conti La Tache.
23:55I'm impressed.
23:56Look, to be honest, Carlos is a little threatened by you.
23:59He thinks if we spend too much time together that something might happen.
24:05Somebody's got an active imagination.
24:07Corkscrew.
24:09David, we're not here to drink wine, okay?
24:11This is business.
24:13Now, you have to convince Carlos that he can trust you.
24:16How am I going to do that?
24:19I don't know.
24:20Tell him you're happily married or gay.
24:23Yeah, right.
24:25You're a lawyer.
24:26You lie to juries all the time.
24:27Can't you just make something up?
24:28I've passed the point in my career where I have to beg for work.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:31Okay, David.
24:32I'm holding my marriage together by my fingernails.
24:35If Carlos serves this full sentence, I don't think we're going to make it.
24:37So, please, I need you.
24:40I'll say this much for Carlos.
24:41He's got excellent taste.
24:44In wine.
24:47Montraché.
24:47It's good stuff.
24:49Are you going to help me or not?
24:51We'll go see Carlos tomorrow.
24:53I'll turn him around for you.
24:54Really?
24:55What are you going to say?
24:56Play it by ear.
24:58I don't want to sound too overmerged.
25:01Hey, that's my wine.
25:03Get deducted from my bill.
25:07It all started with bad real estate investments.
25:12You should have just come clean.
25:14Yeah, well, you tell one lie, the second one comes easy.
25:18Then you're making up new lies to cover up the old ones.
25:21Pretty soon you can't turn back, you know?
25:24I do.
25:26When Jeannie finally caught on, she took the kids, she took the furniture, the bank locked
25:33me out of my own house.
25:37Wow.
25:39That's why I can't lose you as a client.
25:42Well, I'm sorry, but you have.
25:45I don't blame you.
25:47You'll never lose my friendship, though.
25:50I mean that.
25:51Really?
25:52Of course.
25:54You're my lawn.
25:57You're my Susie.
26:00You're my Susie.
26:05Oh, what the hell is wrong with you?
26:08I'm your Lonnie, that's what you said.
26:09Not like that.
26:11But I thought, I mean, there's always been this magnetism.
26:14No, there has not been, and there never will be.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:18But I was just coming clean.
26:24Hey, Morgan.
26:28I got a letter from some guy claiming he attacked Melanie Foster.
26:31You ran me down for that?
26:32I got dozens of coops coming out of the woodwork, all saying we arrested the wrong guy.
26:36Okay.
26:37This one knows about the axe.
26:39Thanks.
26:56Here you go, Mrs. Vandekamp.
26:59Uh, the hearse is right outside, so if you'll just follow me.
27:02Oh, shoot.
27:02There's a form I need you to sign.
27:04I think I left it back in the office.
27:05That's all right.
27:06I'll wait.
27:06Okay.
27:14I'm here, sweetheart.
27:17And I'm going to take care of everything.
27:20But you knew that, didn't you?
27:21You've always known that you can count on me.
27:24Mrs. Vandekamp.
27:26Detective Barton, what are you doing here?
27:28Oh, just taking care of some business.
27:32Is this...
27:33Yes.
27:34This is Rex.
27:36Rex, I want to thank you again for what you did.
27:39It was so refreshing to be treated with kindness after weeks of just ludicrous accusations.
27:46The doctor doesn't think they're ludicrous.
27:47Well, I know, but Rex died in his care.
27:50I mean, of course, he'd like to blame someone else.
27:52But the tests he did, uh...
27:53Oh, please don't talk to me about tests.
27:55Rex was not poisoned, and no one I know believes that he was.
28:00Rex did.
28:02What?
28:02Well, the doctor told Rex he was being poisoned, and Rex believed him.
28:07How would you know that?
28:09Oh!
28:18Where did you get this?
28:20We found that in Rex's bed after he died.
28:21That is his handwriting, isn't it?
28:32You know what I think?
28:35Rex...
28:36He felt guilty for the way he treated you.
28:39The adultery, the public humiliations.
28:43That's why he forgave you.
28:44He understood why you did it.
28:47How could he have believed this?
28:50Look, my wife cheated on me, too.
28:52I know how much it hurts.
28:55And so will a judge.
28:57Everyone understands crimes of passion.
29:01But every day that you stonewall
29:04makes you look more and more like a cold, calculating killer.
29:08We both know that's not you.
29:11But I can't help you unless you start telling the truth.
29:25I'm sorry, but I, I, um, I have to go.
29:28I have some things that I need to take care of.
29:36Bree, it is obvious your husband loved you very much.
29:39Don't you think you owe to him to admit the truth?
29:41Detective, I know exactly what my husband deserves.
29:43Now, would you be a dear?
30:06What's he doing here?
30:09I have a pitch for you.
30:11I want to explain to you why I think it's in your best interest
30:13for you to allow me to represent you.
30:16Oh, for Pete's sake, Carlos, at least listen to the man.
30:21I guess it beats sitting in my cell.
30:25Now, I don't think you have a problem with me as a lawyer.
30:28Clearly, I'm the real deal.
30:29I sense your problem with me is more personal.
30:32You sense right?
30:33You want to know if I'm interested in sleeping with your wife?
30:37Well, the answer's yes.
30:46Carlos, he's kidding.
30:50Tell him you're kidding.
30:51Shut it.
30:53Now, clearly, Gabrielle is willful, self-centered, and manipulative.
30:57She's also beautiful enough to be worth the trouble.
31:00So the minute we leave this room, I'm going to aggressively pursue her.
31:03And when I succeed, which I will, we're going to fly to my chateau in Chamonix and have dinner
31:06in our local bistro.
31:07They make the best rock lit in all of Europe.
31:09I'll make love by the fire and afterwards do a little midnight skiing.
31:12You ski, don't you?
31:16You're athletic.
31:17You'll learn.
31:18Anyway, all of this only happens if you fire me.
31:21If you keep me on as your lawyer, your wife's off limits.
31:24I'd get this barred for sleeping with the client's wife, and nobody's worth that, not even her.
31:29So that's my pitch.
31:32I'll let you think about it.
31:38Honey, I am so sorry.
31:40Obviously, that guy's insane.
31:41Well, you just can't wait, can you?
31:45What?
31:47He's my lawyer.
31:49But Carlos...
31:50And that's all there is to it.
32:00How about a dance?
32:01How about it?
32:03Yes.
32:04Well, you guys have fun.
32:06This is the fifth night in a row I haven't been home to tuck in my kids, so...
32:10I want to go.
32:11Nope.
32:11You're going to stay put.
32:12It is Friday night, and you have all weekend to play with your kids.
32:16Watch my purse.
32:31Hey, I'm Chuck.
32:33I'm going to stop you right there.
32:36Happily married.
32:37Well, looks like we have got something in common.
32:48Chuck, get your hand off my thigh.
32:51No, not up my thigh.
32:53Off it.
32:55Come on, what's the matter with you?
32:57I'm not available, and I'm not that easy.
32:59Well, what are you doing in a pickup bar at 10.30 at night?
33:01Well, I don't usually do this.
33:03Oh, come on, honey.
33:05Who are you kidding?
33:05I've seen you here every night this week.
33:07You're a regular.
33:09At that moment, it occurred to Lynette that Chuck, though inebriated, had a valid point.
33:14The time had come to declare a war of independence.
33:18An assurance path to victory would require an aggressive campaign of shock and awe.
33:28The time had come to declare a war of independence.
33:47But my conscience was put in the ground.
33:52And I'm missing you here every night.
34:07I want to go wrong.
34:08I want to go wrong.
34:13I want to go wrong.
34:28It's crazy here tonight.
34:29Don't you want to dance?
34:31No thanks.
34:32I think I'll sit this one out.
34:35Lynette savored her victory, confident that she would never again have to engage her opponent
34:40on this particular battlefield.
34:43I love this song.
34:44Here.
34:45Oh, my purse.
34:59Bree, where have you been?
35:01We were starting to get worried.
35:02I'm sorry.
35:03I was just attending to some last minute details.
35:05Right this way.
35:06Where are we going?
35:07To Rex's gravesite.
35:09Well, I thought this was his gravesite.
35:10I'm changing it.
35:11Why?
35:12Well, he did something to upset me and I want him gone.
35:14What did he do?
35:15You know, it's so unpleasant.
35:16I'd rather not get into it.
35:17Have you seen these gravestones?
35:19Some are from the 1800s.
35:21Just fascinating.
35:22Wait, wait.
35:22You're going to have to explain.
35:23Rex is dead.
35:24What could he have done to upset you?
35:30My husband, the man I spent my life with for 18 years, died thinking that I murdered him.
35:35What?
35:36Yes.
35:36The cardiologist shared this moronic theory with Rex and Rex believed him.
35:41Are you sure?
35:41Yes, because he left a note and it said, and I quote, Brie, I understand and I forgive you.
35:50I spent 18 years of my life with this man.
35:54How could he not know me?
35:57Well, maybe he was forgiving you for something else.
36:02I have done nothing to be forgiven for.
36:06I was a fantastic wife.
36:08When he was sick, I nursed him.
36:10When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget.
36:12I cooked his meals.
36:13I mended his clothes.
36:15For the love of God, I used to check his back for acne.
36:18I'm that miserable son of a bitch.
36:21Has the nerve to understand and forgive me?
36:24Well, it jokes on him because I do not understand and I do not forgive.
36:32Hi.
36:34We're just going to a funeral.
36:37Right this way.
36:50Honey, I know you're hurt, but are you sure you're not going to change your mind?
36:53I mean, there's no turning back after this.
36:56If you think I'm going to lay next to someone for eternity who thinks I'm a murderer, you're crazy.
37:00As far as I'm concerned, let him decompose with strangers.
37:18Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on.
37:23Be they faithful friends,
37:28determined advocates,
37:33or a loving family.
37:37But occasionally in life,
37:39the people we thought would always be there for us leave.
37:46And if that happens,
37:50it's amazing the lengths we'll go to
37:53to get them back.