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00:15My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across
00:20an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy
00:26about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. Of course, everything seemed quite normal
00:31at first. I made breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects.
00:43I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing
00:51the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing
01:00when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.
01:11My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Hoover, who had been startled by a strange
01:17popping sound. Her curiosity aroused. Mrs. Hoover tried to think of a reason for dropping
01:23in on the unannounced.
01:27After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me
01:32six months before.
01:54It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot. There's blood everywhere. Yes. You've got to send an ambulance.
02:01You've got to send one right now.
02:07And for a moment, Mrs. Hoover stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.
02:14But only for a moment. If there was one thing Mrs. Hoover was known for, it was her ability to
02:21look on the bright side.
02:24I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay
02:30their respects.
02:32And as people do in these situations, they brought food.
02:36Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.
02:42Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didn't have the time.
02:46But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.
02:51Why not quit your job? Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful.
02:57But this was not the case. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic, she was now forced to get
03:03her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant.
03:06Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it, but she couldn't. She didn't have the
03:11time.
03:11Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! No!
03:14You are going to behave today. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.
03:18And, just so you know how serious I am...
03:21What's that?
03:23Santa's cell phone number.
03:24How'd you get that?
03:26I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf.
03:29And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and I will tell him you
03:33want socks for Christmas.
03:35You willing to risk that?
03:41Okay. Let's get this over with.
03:46Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella.
03:51Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.
03:59Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.
04:04Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.
04:07But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.
04:12Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.
04:14However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.
04:18If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for
04:22your necklace.
04:23Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?
04:25He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.
04:27Look, just work it into the conversation.
04:28There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.
04:30Why not?
04:31At the Donahue party, everyone was talking mutual funds.
04:34And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.
04:36I'm telling you it came up in the context of the conversation.
04:38Hey!
04:39People are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please?
04:42Absolutely.
04:43I wouldn't want them to think we're not happy.
04:45Brie Vandekamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.
04:50Brie was known for her cooking.
04:52And for making her own clothes.
04:55And for doing her own gardening.
04:58And for reupholstering her own furniture.
05:01Yes, Brie's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.
05:04And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Brie as the perfect wife and mother.
05:09Everyone, that is, except her own family.
05:15Oh, Paul.
05:17Zachary.
05:17Hello, Mrs. Vandekamp.
05:19Brie, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
05:20It was no trouble at all.
05:22Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests.
05:25But the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary.
05:27It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things.
05:31Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in
05:34the morning.
05:35I know you're out of your minds with grief.
05:38Yes, we are.
05:41Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done.
05:45Of course.
05:50Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.
05:54Her husband, Carl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook
05:59and she rarely made it well.
06:02It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house.
06:06It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt.
06:10She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.
06:22A year had passed since the divorce.
06:24Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.
06:27Even one who would make fun of her cooking.
06:30Mom, why would someone kill themselves?
06:35Well, sometimes people are so unhappy they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.
06:40But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside when they're totally different on the inside.
06:47Oh, you mean like how Dad's girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things, but deep down you just know
06:50she's a bitch.
06:51I don't like that word, Julie.
06:53But yeah, that's a great example.
06:58You're welcome.
07:05Hey.
07:06What's going on?
07:09Sorry I'm late.
07:10Hi Susan.
07:12Hey.
07:32So, what did Carl say when you confronted him?
07:34You'll love this.
07:35He said, it doesn't mean anything, it was just sex.
07:39Oh, yes.
07:40Page one of the philanderer's handbook.
07:41Yeah, and then he got this zen look at it.
07:43He said, you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation.
07:47Please tell me you punched him.
07:48No.
07:49I said, really?
07:50And what do most women lead?
07:51Lives of noisy fulfillment?
07:52Good for you.
07:53I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary?
07:55I had that woman over for brunch.
07:57It's like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
08:00Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.
08:02This is half the reason I joined the NRA.
08:03Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, I wanted in the back of his mind
08:08that he had a loving wife at home with the loaded Smith and Wesson.
08:12Lenny, Tom's always away on business.
08:14Do you ever worry he might?
08:15Oh, please.
08:15The man's gotten me pregnant three times in four years.
08:18I wish he was having sex with someone else.
08:23So Susan, is he gonna stop seeing that woman?
08:29I don't know.
08:34I'm sorry, you guys.
08:35I just...
08:38I just don't know how I'm gonna survive this.
08:42Listen to me.
08:43We all have moments of desperation.
08:47But if we can face them head on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are.
08:57Susan.
08:58Susan!
09:00I was just saying, Paul wants us to go over on Friday.
09:02He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closet and help pack up our things.
09:05He said he can't face doing it by himself.
09:07Sure, that's fine.
09:09Are you okay?
09:10Yeah.
09:12I'm just so angry.
09:14If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us.
09:17She should have let us help her.
09:18What kind of problems could she have had?
09:20She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family.
09:22Her life was...
09:23Our life.
09:27No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known.
09:30She lives 50 feet away, for God's sakes.
09:32Gabby, the woman killed herself.
09:35Something must have been going on.
09:48I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
09:50Why?
09:51I made it, trust me.
09:55Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?
09:56No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:05How did you...
10:06It tastes like it's burned and undercooked.
10:09Yeah, I get that a lot.
10:10Here you go.
10:14Thanks.
10:15I'm Mike Delfino.
10:16I just started renting The Sims' house next door.
10:18Susan Meyer. I live across the street.
10:21Oh, yeah.
10:21Mrs. Hooper told me about you.
10:23Said you illustrate children's books.
10:24Yeah, I'm very big with the under five set.
10:27What do you do?
10:28Plumber.
10:29So, if you ever have a clog...
10:33...or something.
10:38Now that everybody's seen that I've brought something,
10:41I should probably just throw this out.
10:53Ow!
10:54He's up, you little vampire.
10:59Lynette!
11:00I've been looking all over for you.
11:02Are you aware of what your sons are doing?
11:04Cannibal!
11:07Stop!
11:10Stop!
11:10Stop!
11:16You're...
11:17We are awake.
11:19Oh, my God. I said we could go in the pool.
11:21I said you could go by the pool.
11:24Do you have your swimsuits on?
11:26Yeah, we put them on our socks before we left.
11:29You three planned this? All right.
11:31That's it. Get out!
11:32No!
11:33No?
11:34I am your mother.
11:36You have to do what I say.
11:37Come on!
11:37We weren't swimming!
11:38You can't stop us!
11:46Here.
11:53Get out!
11:53I think I wouldn't get in this pool!
11:55I think I wouldn't get in this pool!
11:55Ram you! Get out!
11:56Get over here!
11:59Get!
12:00Get over here!
12:10That's right! Get over here!
12:12Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
12:15Go!
12:16Go! Go! Get over here!
12:22Go! Go!
12:30Go! Go! Go, go! Go! Go!
12:38Go, go, go!
12:53The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.
13:00While some did their cooking, and some did their cleaning, and some did their yoga, others did their homework.
13:14Hi. I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.
13:19Oh, okay. Well, let's go around and get it.
13:22Stay.
13:25His wife died a year ago. He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories.
13:28He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon.
13:31I can't believe you went over there.
13:32Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake. You're obviously into each other. Now that you know he's single,
13:36you can ask him out.
13:37Julie, I like Mr. Delfino. I do. I just, I don't even know if I'm ready to start dating yet.
13:42Ugh, you need to get back out there. Come on. How long has it been since you've had sex?
13:48Are you mad that I asked you that?
13:50No, I'm just trying to remember. I don't want to talk to you about my love life anymore. It weirds
13:54me out.
13:55I wouldn't have said anything. It's just...
13:57What?
13:57What?
13:59I heard Dad's girlfriend ask if you dated anyone since the divorce, and Dad said he doubted it. And then
14:07they both laughed.
14:22Hey, Susan.
14:24Hi, Mike. I brought you a little housewarming gift. I probably should have brought something by earlier, but...
14:30Actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.
14:32Really?
14:33Susan knew she was lucky.
14:34Well...
14:35An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane, and she was the first to find out.
14:39But she also knew the good news...
14:42Hello there!
14:43Travels quickly.
14:44Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee in a five-block radius.
14:48Her conquests were numerous, varied, and legendary.
15:00Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting.
15:04You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie Britt. I live over there.
15:10Welcome to Wisteria Lane.
15:13Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.
15:16Thank you. What's this?
15:19Sausage puttanesca. It's just something I threw together.
15:22Thanks, Edie. That's great.
15:26I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something.
15:29Oh, no problem. I just wanted to say hi.
15:32And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.
15:36For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.
15:40Oh, Mike, I heard you're a plumber?
15:44But she was reminded that when it came to men...
15:46Yeah.
15:46Do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?
15:50Women don't fight fair.
15:51Sure.
15:53Thanks.
15:59Bye, Susan.
16:01You can't border me around like I'm a child.
16:04Gabrielle.
16:04No. No, no, no. I'm not going.
16:05It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.
16:08Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.
16:11I made over 200,000 doing business with him last year.
16:14If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.
16:25John.
16:25Ow.
16:27Mrs. Elise.
16:29Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week.
16:32I didn't have time last week.
16:33I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it.
16:39I really hate the way you talk to me.
16:41And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace that you couldn't live without.
16:46But I'm learning to deal with it. So, can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night?
16:51John! We have bandages top shelf in the kitchen.
16:54Thanks, Mrs. Elise.
17:00Fine. I'll go. But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.
17:06See? Now this is what a marriage is all about. Compromise.
17:15Is your finger okay?
17:17Yeah. Yeah. It's just a small cut.
17:19Let me see.
17:35You know, Mrs. Elise, I really like it when we hook up.
17:41But, um, well, you know, I gotta get my work done and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:49This table is hand-carved. Carlos had it imported from Italy. It cost him $23,000.
17:57You want to do it on the table this time?
18:00Absolutely.
18:16Why can't we ever have normal soup?
18:18Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.
18:21Just once. Can we have a soup that people have heard of?
18:24Like, French onion or navy bean?
18:26First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic.
18:29And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion.
18:33So, how's the ossobuco?
18:36It's okay.
18:38It's okay?
18:39Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal.
18:41How do you think it makes me feel when you say,
18:43it's okay, in that sullen tone?
18:46Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?
18:51Excuse me.
18:53Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, pops open a can of pork and beans, and boom.
18:57They're eating. Everyone's happy.
18:59You'd rather us serve pork and beans?
19:01Apologize now, I am begging.
19:02I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine?
19:04Can't we ever just have food?
19:06Are you doing drugs?
19:07What?
19:08Change in behavior is one of the warning signs,
19:09and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months.
19:13That certainly would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom.
19:15Trust me, that is not what he is doing.
19:17Shut up.
19:17Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here, alright?
19:20You're the one always acting like she's running for mayor of Stepford.
19:24Rex.
19:25Seeing that you're the head of this household,
19:27I would really appreciate you saying something.
19:31Pass the salt?
19:44Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.
19:49Indignation.
19:50Tom, this is my fifth message and you still haven't called me back.
19:54Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip.
19:57I can only imagine.
19:59Well, guess what?
19:59The kids and I want to have some fun too, so unless you call me back by noon, we are
20:03getting on a plane and joining you.
20:05Mom!
20:05Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening Daddy.
20:08Mom!
20:08No, I...
20:10Where are your brothers?
20:12Noodle is my favorite.
20:19Lynette Scabo?
20:20Crap!
20:22Natalie Klein!
20:23I...
20:23Don't believe it!
20:25Lynette!
20:26How long has it been?
20:27Years!
20:29How are you?
20:30How's the firm?
20:31Good.
20:32Everyone misses you.
20:34Yeah.
20:34We all say if you hadn't quit, you'd be running the place by now.
20:37Yeah, well...
20:40So...
20:41How's domestic life?
20:44Don't you just love being a mom?
20:46And there it was.
20:48The question that Lynette always dreaded.
20:50Well, to be honest...
20:52For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable.
20:55So, Lynette responded as she always did.
20:58She lied.
20:59That's the best job I've ever had.
21:02Oh!
21:12You know what I'm getting?
21:14What?
21:14Why you married Mrs. Cerise.
21:20Well...
21:21He promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.
21:25Did he?
21:27Yes.
21:29And...
21:30Why aren't you happy?
21:33Turns out, I wanted all the wrong things.
21:37So...
21:37Do you love him?
21:40I do.
21:42Well, then why are we here?
21:44Why are we doing this?
21:45Because I don't want to wake up one morning with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
21:54Hey, can I have a drag?
21:55Absolutely not.
21:57You are much too young to smoke.
22:02How would you feel about me using your child support payments for plastic surgery?
22:05Stop being so nervous.
22:06You're just asking him out to dinner.
22:07It's no big deal.
22:08You're right.
22:11So, is that your project for school?
22:13You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the White House out of sugar cubes.
22:15Stop stalling and go.
22:17Before Mike figures out he can do better.
22:20Tell me again why I fought for custody of you.
22:23You were using me to hurt Dad.
22:25Oh, that's right.
22:29Oh, God.
22:30Okay.
22:38Hi.
22:39Hey, Susan.
22:41Are you busy?
22:42No, not at all.
22:43What's up?
22:43Well, I...
22:45I just, uh, was wondering if, um...
22:48If there was any chance that you, uh...
22:53I just wanted to ask if...
22:57Edie.
22:57Hey there, Susan.
22:59What are you...
22:59I was making ambrosia, and I made too much, so I thought I'd bring some over to Mike.
23:05What's going on?
23:06Uh, Susan was just gonna ask me something.
23:11Uh...
23:14I have a clog.
23:15Excuse me?
23:16And you're a plumber, right?
23:18Yeah.
23:19The clog's in the pipe.
23:21Yeah, that's usually where they are.
23:22Well, I've got one.
23:25Oh, okay.
23:25Well, uh, let me get my tools.
23:26Now?
23:27You wanna come over now?
23:28You have company.
23:29I don't mind.
23:31Uh, just...
23:32Give me two minutes.
23:33I'll be right over.
23:43That's it.
23:44Just stuff the hair down.
23:45I stuffed it.
23:46It's not enough to fall in here.
23:47Okay.
23:49Put in this paper.
23:52And this cookie oil.
23:55Mom, I'm telling you, it's not working.
23:59Oh, God.
24:00That's him.
24:02How am I gonna stop with the sink?
24:11I'm telling you.
24:11Well, here's your problem.
24:13Looks like somebody stuffed a bunch of popsicle sticks down here.
24:17I've told Julie a million times not to play in the kitchen.
24:20Kids, you know?
24:23I don't know.
24:26I don't know.
24:27I don't know.
24:27All right.
24:27I'll go put in your orders and I'll be right back with your drinks and your place for
24:30the salad bar.
24:33Andrew, can you help me?
24:36They have video games.
24:38Should we go play until our food gets here?
24:41Andrew, this is family time.
24:43I think that we should all...
24:44Go ahead and play.
24:53I know that you think I'm angry about coming here, but I'm not.
24:56You and the kids wanted a change of pace, something fun.
24:59I get it.
25:02Probably we'll want something healthier tomorrow night, though.
25:04I'm thinking about chicken, salt and mocha.
25:06I want a divorce.
25:10I just can't live in this...
25:13this detergent commercial anymore.
25:17The salad bar's right over there.
25:18Help yourself.
25:23Um, I think I'll go get your salad for you.
25:38Brie Bandicamp.
25:39Oh.
25:40Hello, Mrs. Huber.
25:42We didn't get a chance to talk at Mary Alice's wake.
25:45How are you doing?
25:47Brie longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.
25:51But sadly for Brie, admitting defeat was not an option.
25:55Great.
25:57Everything is just great.
25:59Okay.
25:59Well, I got you the honey mustard dressing the ranch look just a little bit suspect.
26:13Are we going to talk about what I said?
26:14If you think I'm going to discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled
26:18chicks and dudes, you're out of your mind.
26:24What's in this?
26:24What do you mean what's in this?
26:25It's salad.
26:28With onions.
26:29What?
26:30You put onions in my salad.
26:32No, I didn't.
26:37Oh, wait.
26:46The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before, many years ago when he was quite
26:52young.
26:55But he recognized it instantly.
27:04It was the sound of a family secret.
27:26Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal, which for some of my friends was
27:35unfortunate.
27:38Mommy!
27:38Mommy!
27:39Now what?
27:41Daddy's home!
27:43Hey!
27:44Come on!
27:45Is anybody home?
27:50I wasn't expecting you for a week.
27:52I have to go back to Frisco in the morning?
27:54I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled.
27:58It's been a little rough.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Daddy, did you raise any presents?
28:02Oh, God. Presents.
28:04Wait a minute. Let me see.
28:09Yeah!
28:10Wait a minute.
28:11But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now and practice
28:15throwing for 20 minutes.
28:16Okay? You promise?
28:17Yeah!
28:18Yeah!
28:18Get out there.
28:20Who's open?
28:21Go out!
28:21Deeper!
28:22Deeper!
28:24Touchdown!
28:24Where are you?
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Oh!
28:29Oh, no.
28:31Oh, you've got to be kidding.
28:33I'm exhausted.
28:33I look terrible.
28:35I'm covered in peaches.
28:36I'm sorry, baby.
28:37I've got to have you.
28:39Well, is it okay if I just lie here?
28:41Absolutely.
28:45I love you.
28:47I love you more.
28:49Mommy!
28:50Oh, wait.
28:51I've got to tell you.
28:52I was having trouble with swelling, so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have
28:55to put on a condom.
28:56A condom?
28:56Yeah.
28:57What's the big deal?
28:58Let's risk it.
29:00Let's risk it?
29:01Yeah.
29:11I can't believe you tried to kill me.
29:13Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
29:15I told you Mrs. Huber came over and I got distracted.
29:18It was a mistake.
29:19Since when do you make mistakes?
29:21What's that supposed to mean?
29:22It means I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time.
29:27I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move.
29:30I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom.
29:34You're this plastic suburban housewife with her pearls and her spatula who says things like,
29:39we owe the Hendersons a dinner.
29:44Where's the woman I fell in love with?
29:47Who used to burn the toast and drink milk out of the carton?
29:53And laugh?
29:57I need her.
30:00Not this cold, perfect thing you've become.
30:09These need water.
30:23Brie sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes.
30:27But her husband never knew.
30:30Because when Brie finally emerged, she was perfect.
30:44I found my earrings.
30:45We can go now.
30:46Was John here today?
30:48Well, yeah.
30:50The lawn hasn't been mowed.
30:52I've had it.
30:53We're getting a real gardener.
30:54Why?
30:55Are you deaf?
30:55I just said he's not doing his job.
30:58It's dark.
30:58You just can't see that the lawn has been mowed.
31:00It hasn't been.
31:01Feel this grass.
31:02I'm not feeling the grass.
31:04Let's just get going.
31:05Come on.
31:05We're late.
31:12Take care of it.
31:14Yes, sir.
31:20There's Tanaka.
31:22Time for me to go into my dance.
31:23Good luck, sweetheart.
31:28Oh, excuse me.
31:29Ma'am?
31:30You see that man just walked away?
31:31Tanaka!
31:31Can you make sure he has a drink in his hand all night long?
31:37Yes, ma'am.
32:10How are you,人生?
32:11Better.
32:20Can you make sure he has a drink in my in-the-air?
32:21Can you make sure he comes out with your hands?
32:23Get over it?
32:31Ha ha!
32:34You have to get over it.
32:35Iマ附ed the gas on my roughest.
32:35Is my name the Oh-ile.
33:05Come on, come on, come on!
33:07Susan? Susan!
33:09Oh, Mrs. Huber, how are you doing?
33:10Not too well, I'm afraid. I'm trying to find something to soothe my stomach.
33:14That's upset?
33:15Yeah. I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake. It's been running through me ever since.
33:20Oh.
33:21And I need to be at my best. Edie Britt's son is spending the night tonight.
33:25He's spending the night?
33:26Apparently, Edie is having a gentleman friend over for dinner,
33:29and I think she plans on entertaining into the wee hours, if you know what I mean.
33:36Oh, here's some antacid. Have you ever tried this?
33:40I can't believe it. This can't be happening. Mike can't like Edie better than me. He just can't.
33:45You don't know what's going on. Maybe they're just having dinner.
33:50You're right. They're doing it.
34:05Edie?
34:20Hello?
34:24Anybody home?
34:28I need to borrow sugar.
34:50And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to, the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.
35:00And despite the precariousness of her situation, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss.
35:31It didn't take Susan long to realize this was just not her night.
36:00She did in the den. Paramedics said she was lucky. She could have been killed.
36:06She was having sex with some guy when the fire started.
36:09What happened to him?
36:10He got smoke inhalation. He's at the hospital.
36:14Susan, are you all right?
36:16You look awful.
36:17I'm fine. I'm fine. I just feel really bad for Edie.
36:23Oh, honey, don't worry about Edie. She's a strong lady.
36:26Absolutely. She'll get through this.
36:28She'll find a way to survive.
36:30We all do.
36:35Come on.
36:52Wow, what happened?
36:55Mike!
36:55And suddenly, there he was, like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
36:59I thought you were...
37:02Uh, where were you?
37:03I just got back from the movies.
37:05She's getting out of fire, huh?
37:07Yeah.
37:08Yeah, but she's fine now.
37:12Everything's fine now.
37:13And just like that, Susan was happy.
37:16Life was suddenly full of...
37:18possibilities.
37:27Unexpected Surprises.
37:33Hello?
37:34Hey, it's me.
37:35Do you have anything yet?
37:36No.
37:36Nothing yet, but don't worry.
37:38I'm definitely getting closer.
37:48I brought some champagne.
37:50I thought we should have a toast.
37:52The next day, my friends came together to pack away my clothes,
37:55my personal belongings,
37:57and what was left of my life.
38:01All right, ladies, lift him up.
38:03To Mary Alice, a good friend and neighbor.
38:06Wherever you are, we hope you've found peace.
38:08To Mary Alice.
38:09To Mary Alice.
38:17Let's get this show on the road.
38:19You guys check out Mary Alice's clothes?
38:21Size 8?
38:22Ha!
38:23She always told me she was a size 6.
38:25I guess we found the skeleton in her closet.
38:27Not quite, Gabrielle.
38:28Not quite.
38:29What's that?
38:30It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice.
38:32How ironic.
38:34To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret,
38:37treated so casually.
38:38What are you doing?
38:39That's private.
38:40It's open.
38:40What's the big deal?
38:53What does this mean?
38:54I don't know, but check out the postmark.
38:56Oh my God, she got it the day she died.
38:59Do you think this is why she...
39:01I'm so sorry, girls.
39:04I never wanted you to be burdened with this.
39:09Well, Mary Alice, what did you do?
39:10I never wanted you to be through.
39:14But...
39:30That happened to me.