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00:02It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor.
00:09People had seen her drunk at Sewing Bees, the Department of Motor Vehicles, and the First Methodist Church.
00:21Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't.
00:25Then one night, in a moment of despair, she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst.
00:35Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
01:03Zach, listen to me.
01:07No!
01:17You're not so tough now, are you?
01:22Bronco, no!
01:22Bronco!
01:23Bronco!
01:24Bronco!
01:24Bronco!
01:26Bronco!
01:27Bronco!
01:28Bronco!
01:29Bronco!
01:30Bronco!
01:30Bronco!
01:32Bronco!
01:32Bronco!
01:34It was at that moment.
01:35It occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn't particularly subtle.
01:47It had been a year since my death, and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
01:54Children had learned new games.
02:00New neighbors had moved in.
02:04Old houses had been rebuilt, and fresh tragedies had occurred.
02:11In one house, a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing.
02:17But until the time was right, she would wait.
02:22And life, as it tends to do, would go on.
02:27I look like hell, I need a hairbrush.
02:30Yeah, um, that's not gonna help.
02:34Susan?
02:36Officer Romslov is here for your statement.
02:38Zach Young do that?
02:40No.
02:40She fell.
02:41Bit her lip.
02:42It was an accident.
02:43Okay.
02:44So, um, walk me through what happened.
02:46I don't know if I could feed a dog.
02:48I'm sorry?
02:49Feed the dog.
02:50Uh, and I turned around, and there was Zach Young, and that's Zach with an H, pointing
02:57a gun at me.
02:58The doctor said keep that in.
02:59You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time.
03:01He's got emotional issues.
03:03Ah, he's crazy.
03:04Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody.
03:06Uh, hello?
03:07Uh, he was waiting there for you to come home so he could kill you.
03:11Is that what happened when you got home?
03:12The kid took a shot at you?
03:13Actually, Susan fired the gun.
03:15Okay.
03:15Yeah, and that's because I was wrestling it away from Zach so that he wouldn't shoot
03:18you.
03:21Oh, it's blood.
03:23Can we do this later?
03:24She's kind of a mess right now.
03:26Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you.
03:27I'd appreciate it.
03:28Uh, you feel better, Mrs. Meyer.
03:30All right.
03:33Ow!
03:34That hurts.
03:35I'm gonna get you more ice.
03:37Okay.
03:39I'm telling you, Susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid.
03:42So you were saying this is more of a domestic squad?
03:44Yeah, definitely.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Are we required to press charges?
03:47Well, you're not really required, but something you should really consider when a handgun is involved.
04:15John!
04:16How did you get in here?
04:17I know where you keep the key.
04:20Mimosa?
04:21No, I'm pregnant, you jackass.
04:22I made yours with seltzer.
04:24Do you have any idea what you've done?
04:25The little stunt you pulled yesterday in the courtroom could get Carlos sent away for
04:28eight years!
04:30Yeah, I thought you might be a little mad about that.
04:33But, once you calm down, you'll see that it's just the two of us.
04:36It's gonna be awesome.
04:40You brought luggage?
04:42He's gone.
04:43We don't have to sneak around.
04:47It's what's best for the three of us.
04:48The three of us?
04:49How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
04:52I'm talking about my baby.
04:53You don't know it's your baby!
04:54I don't even know it's your baby!
04:56And I don't want to know because it doesn't matter.
05:01So what?
05:02You don't love me?
05:03Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite fond of
05:06you.
05:07Since then, not a fan!
05:16Hey.
05:17Hey.
05:18Oh, why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast?
05:22It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right?
05:28You're right, I'm sorry.
05:30Hey, I thought the meeting wasn't until 1.
05:31Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that.
05:33I've got to borrow a decent scarf from Brie, buy a lipstick I don't hate, and...
05:37Mommy!
05:37Look!
05:38No!
05:38No!
05:39Nobody touches Mommy, okay?
05:40I love you, I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands,
05:44I will cut them off.
05:45Go on.
05:46Off.
05:46Go.
05:47It's okay.
05:49A little nervous.
05:50Who, me?
05:51I've been out of work for seven years.
05:52I'm a woman of a certain age in a business that values youth above all else.
05:56Why should I be nervous?
05:57You are experienced.
05:59You are brilliant.
06:01You are going to nail this job interview, okay?
06:05Oh, no, I can't.
06:06You're very...
06:06So...
06:07Yeah.
06:08Here.
06:10Okay.
06:11Oh, my cell phone.
06:12All right.
06:32Lynette, hi.
06:32It's Brie.
06:33I do hope I'm not calling too early.
06:35Hm?
06:37Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf.
06:39I'll press it for you.
06:40Um, I have some news.
06:43Rex died.
06:46I thought they were going to operate.
06:48What happened?
06:49Apparently, Rex's heart just...
06:51Gave out.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:54So, when can we see Brie?
06:55She said she was going to call.
06:57She's got a lot of things to do.
06:58Planning for the funeral.
07:00That sort of thing.
07:02She's not that busy to me.
07:09Hey.
07:09Hey.
07:10What are you doing out here?
07:12Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh, Rex's mother.
07:14She's going to be here any second.
07:15Honey, we are so sorry.
07:18Oh, do one of you drink, uh, soy milk?
07:20I was cleaning out the fridge this morning,
07:22and Rex is the only one who drinks it.
07:24I just bought it on Friday.
07:25I'd hate to throw it away.
07:29My waist.
07:32Aw, sweetie.
07:34Honey.
07:35You can let it out.
07:36No.
07:36No, I can't afford to fall apart right now.
07:38Why?
07:39You're about to find out.
07:43Brie!
07:44Stop!
07:45Stop here!
07:45This is the house!
07:47Is that...
07:48Yes, that is Rex's mother.
07:51Oh!
08:21It appears there's a seven-year gap since your last position,
08:25would you take some time off?
08:27I was a stay-at-home mom.
08:29I wish it had been time off.
08:31Boy or girl?
08:32A girl.
08:34And three boys.
08:36Four kids.
08:37Yeah, of course, they won't get in the way of the job,
08:38because my husband's staying home with them from now on.
08:44I knew I could never do both jobs justice.
08:46That's why I chose not to have a family.
08:49I didn't want to be one of those kind of women, you know,
08:52sloughing things off onto coworkers because of a pediatrician appointment
08:56or a dance recital.
08:58I get really neurotic about putting people out.
09:02With all due respect, Nina, it won't be an issue.
09:05I can leave home at home.
09:07And it's not going to break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind.
09:10Are you kidding?
09:12This office is paradise.
09:13Grown-ups talking about grown-up things.
09:16No screaming, no vomiting, no boogers under the table.
09:19You're going to have to drag me out of here kicking and screaming.
09:22Weekends, holidays, whenever.
09:26All right, Ed wants to make the final decision,
09:29so I will bring you back tomorrow at 3 for a follow-up.
09:33Well, that sounds great.
09:35Lynette, be early.
09:36Show me something.
09:39Okay.
09:41No way, Dad did not have a teddy bear.
09:43He most certainly did.
09:45Oh, that was too little.
09:47Your father never went anywhere without him.
09:53Here's your tea, Phyllis.
09:55Oh!
09:57Look, Bree.
09:59This was the tie that Rex wore when he graduated from prep school.
10:03I think you should wear it.
10:05You know, for the funeral.
10:08Phyllis, that's an orange tie.
10:11Well, those were school colors, green and orange.
10:13Well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit.
10:17Maybe he could be buried in a different suit.
10:21I don't think so, but thank you, though.
10:25You, uh, kept Dad's old comic books?
10:27Oh, yes, I kept everything.
10:29Look here.
10:32I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress.
10:37He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
10:43It looks like Dad was in a big breast.
10:45Oh, yes.
10:46That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.
10:57So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it?
11:02Fine.
11:04I don't need to talk.
11:11Okay, yes, I had a little affair.
11:13It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it.
11:15But it's not the worst thing that could have happened.
11:17Nobody died.
11:19Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos.
11:22Okay, it takes two people.
11:24How many times did you go off on your little business trips and leave me alone?
11:28See, so technically you cheated too.
11:30It's just your mistress was your work.
11:33Okay, that was a stretch.
11:34I'm sorry.
11:35Carlos, wait!
11:36Come back!
11:36Look, I want to start over.
11:39You're gonna have a baby.
11:40Isn't that what you always wanted?
11:44Carlos, wait!
11:45I said I was sorry and I love you!
11:47What more do you want?
11:49I want a paternity test.
11:59Mrs. Applewhite, hi. I am Brie Van de Camp, and this is my daughter, Danielle.
12:04Hello.
12:05Hi.
12:06Hey, I'm Matthew.
12:07This is my son.
12:08Hi.
12:09I would have been over sooner to introduce myself, but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family.
12:14My dad.
12:15I'm so sorry.
12:16I lost my dad too. I know what you must be going through right now.
12:20Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit has an ulterior motive.
12:23The organist at our church is on vacation and Edie Britt mentioned that you used to be a concert pianist
12:29and-
12:29I would be honored to play for you.
12:31Why don't I bring some sheet music over later and we can play in some selections.
12:35That's just a huge weight off my shoulders.
12:38Oh, these are for you.
12:40How sweet.
12:42Brie, we widows have to stick together.
12:46Bye.
12:50Bye.
12:56Pretending your father's dead?
12:58Don't you find that a little morbid?
12:59I just thought I could help recover story, okay?
13:01Just, you know, win him over.
13:21Since when are we protected by dorset security?
13:24We're not. It's a deterrent in case Zack comes back.
13:26I told Mike I didn't sleep last night so he got me this sign.
13:29That guy is so supportive.
13:31You know he's out right now in a ride along with the police searching for Zack?
13:34Really?
13:35Yeah.
13:35He's determined to see that kid behind bars.
13:38So tomorrow at school I want you to let everybody know that we got this new expensive security system.
13:42Mom, just work it into the conversation, you know, put the word out there.
13:45I've got to tell you something.
13:46Emphasize the motion detectors.
13:47Mom, stop, stop, listen.
13:48What?
13:49What is it?
13:50Yesterday I overheard Mike telling that cop that he didn't want to press charges against Zack.
13:55He made the whole thing sound like it was your fault.
13:57My fault?
14:08Hi, uh, I need a paternity test.
14:10Well, we'll just schedule you for an exam.
14:12Oh, no, no, I don't need to take a test.
14:17I am just trying to reassure my husband of what I know is true in my heart.
14:22So if you could just let me someone else's test results, I can make my own.
14:25I got photoshopped for Christmas.
14:30Oh, come on.
14:32You look like a fun-loving girl.
14:34I am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations of your own.
14:40Just because I choose to express myself doesn't mean that I condone adultery.
14:44Sorry.
15:02Paternity test results?
15:05I know.
15:06I'm in the same situation.
15:08Really?
15:09Mm-hmm.
15:10I just found out the clinic screwed up and gave me an egg that belonged to some lesbian.
15:14It was supposed to be implanted in her lover.
15:17And now my husband's freaking out because he thinks that our baby's gonna be gay.
15:23Okay.
15:24We're in slightly different situations.
15:27But do you want to get a cup of coffee and talk about it?
15:30Yeah.
15:30That'd be nice, thanks.
15:33Those girls have to stick together.
15:35We shouldn't let a stupid piece of paper ruin our life.
15:39Yeah.
15:46Obviously, I've known Rex for years.
15:48But when it comes to writing a eulogy, I like as much input from the family as possible.
15:53Oh, well, um, what kind of input?
15:56Oh, he means anecdotes.
15:58Little stories.
15:59Isn't that what you mean, Reverend?
16:01Well, yes, but also...
16:03I thought that you might need some help.
16:04So, last night, I stayed up all night and tried to remember funny things and moments that said so much
16:13about Rex as a person.
16:15My, how many pages do you have there?
16:18Fifteen.
16:19Uh-huh.
16:25Well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, Reverend.
16:29Some of those anecdotes are just priceless.
16:31Phyllis.
16:32Phyllis, these are all things that happened to Rex before he went to college.
16:36So?
16:36Well, don't you think it'd be nice if the Reverend devoted part of the eulogy to his life after he
16:40was married?
16:41Oh, well, yes, of course.
16:43The Reverend will mention that part of his life.
16:46He's going to do more than mention it.
16:47That's the part he'll focus on.
16:48In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood is more than enough.
16:52Uh, that, that seems fair.
16:57Well, whatever you think is appropriate.
17:00Fine.
17:00I just thought if we were going to focus on a time in Rex's life that we might as well
17:05focus on the happiest time.
17:10Let's talk flowers.
17:12Now, I know lilies are traditional, but I think I can get you a deal on some white roses.
17:17Reverend, if you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment, I'm going to lose it.
17:21I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded.
17:23I knew exactly what I was saying.
17:25Ladies.
17:25The happiest time in Rex's life was not his childhood.
17:28He loved being a husband and he loved being a father.
17:31He may have loved being a father, but your marriage was a disaster.
17:36Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say?
17:40You made the last years of Rex's life miserable.
17:43And now he's dead.
17:46And he'll never have another chance at happiness.
17:52You are no longer invited to the funeral.
17:55What?
17:56You're not serious?
17:57Oh, yes I am.
17:58I am going to hire security.
18:00And those security men are going to have sticks.
18:02And if you so much as set foot in that sanctuary, they will be instructed to beat you with those
18:06sticks.
18:07Bree, this is your grief talk.
18:08Reverend, if you don't back me up on this, so help me, I will pull the funeral out of your
18:12church.
18:13Bree!
18:13I am not kidding.
18:14I will go non-denominational so fast it will make your head spin.
18:30Susan!
18:31I heard what happened with Zach.
18:33How are you doing?
18:34Fine.
18:35Is Mike here?
18:36Inside.
18:37Geez.
18:37You must have been terrified.
18:39I mean, you put poor Felicia in the hospital.
18:41Did he pistol whip you?
18:43No.
18:43Oh, come on.
18:44You can tell me.
18:46Did he slap you around?
18:47No.
18:48Well, don't get me wrong.
18:49I'm thrilled that you're okay.
18:51It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage, they usually rough them up a little.
18:57It wasn't like that.
18:58Oh.
19:01Not even a little kicking?
19:02Edie.
19:05I want to see you.
19:08Well, hey, how's it going?
19:08Good.
19:09So there's a rumor going around that you don't want to press charges against Zach.
19:12Is that true?
19:14Yeah.
19:17Wow.
19:19I find that confusing.
19:22Look, we make a big deal out of this.
19:24He could end up going to prison.
19:25He held a gun to my face, so I'm thinking good.
19:29I've been to prison.
19:30He couldn't handle it.
19:31Who cares?
19:32I care.
19:33Well, you should care more about me.
19:35I'm your girlfriend.
19:36We're moving in together.
19:37He's just a neighbor.
19:38You don't even know Zach.
19:39I know enough about him to know that deep down he's a good kid.
19:41Mike, he wanted to kill you.
19:43But he didn't.
19:44You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you.
19:47Aren't you curious?
19:48Does it matter?
19:49Zach said you kidnapped his father so you could kill him.
19:52I didn't kill Paul Young.
19:54I didn't think you did.
19:55Now tell me why Zach does.
20:03I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murdered Deirdre.
20:08Sixteen years ago, Deirdre had a baby.
20:11And Paul and Mary Alice Young kidnapped him and raised him as their own.
20:14Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane and demanded her baby back.
20:18So Paul killed her?
20:20Actually, it was Mary Alice.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:26Mike?
20:27I answered your phone.
20:29It's the police.
20:32Yeah, Adolfino.
20:34You did.
20:36Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes.
20:42Zach's dead.
20:45You want me to come identify the body?
21:01Thanks for coming down.
21:03Since the kid's father is missing, we didn't know who else to call.
21:10So, you folks ready?
21:26It's not Zach.
21:27You're sure?
21:29He had a gun on my face for six hours.
21:31I know what he looks like.
21:36It's not Zach.
21:43You're sure?
21:45He had a gun on my face for six hours.
21:47I know what he looks like.
21:49Can you give us a minute?
21:50Sure.
22:02Zach is your son, isn't he?
22:04Yeah.
22:06I'm pretty sure.
22:09How long have you known?
22:11Paul Young told me.
22:16Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail and told me she had an abortion.
22:22I guess she lied.
22:25Is he?
22:29When I took Paul out to the desert, and I was so angry I just wanted to hurt him.
22:36The way they hurt Deirdre.
22:39Then when he told me that he and Mary Alice had taken care of Deirdre's baby, my baby, that rage
22:48just went away.
22:53He kept me from doing something really stupid.
23:00Wow.
23:04I'm gonna take a cab home, okay?
23:14Mom, Grandma's leaving.
23:16Alright, you have to talk to her.
23:17No, I don't. If you heard the things that she said to me-
23:20Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, okay?
23:22But she's family.
23:23So that makes her our bitch.
23:26Let her say goodbye to Dad.
23:28She went out of her way to be cruel to me.
23:30I don't want her at the funeral.
23:32Mom, if you don't let Grandma come, I will never forgive you!
23:35Did I ask for your help?
23:39You know Dad would want her there.
23:53It's true, Rex and I did not have the perfect marriage.
23:56But for 18 years I tried my very best.
24:00And for that I am entitled to your respect.
24:04Of course you are.
24:07Of course I respect you.
24:09Well, then why did you say those things to me?
24:13I guess I thought it would be easier to be angry at you than to be angry with Rex.
24:20I mean, what was he thinking?
24:23Leaving me?
24:29I do want you to come to the funeral.
24:32Oh, you don't know what that means to me, Bree.
24:42Someone should get my luggage.
24:48Okay. Let's get out of here.
24:51Tom?
24:51Yeah?
24:55What's the matter?
24:56My back. I threw it out. I was holding Parker upside down.
25:00Okay. Come on. Give me your feet.
25:05How's that? Is that better?
25:08Honey, can you push the interview?
25:10Because I don't think I'm going to be able to take care of Penny like this.
25:12Don't do this to me.
25:13I don't have time to make a phone call.
25:15And I promised that woman I would not let the kids interfere with this job.
25:18That was a stupid promise.
25:21Remember that time when you were away in Tucson and I had 104 fever
25:24but I still managed to take the kids trick-or-treating?
25:27Honey, I don't think that's helping.
25:31Tom, being a mom is like being an ER doctor.
25:34There are no days off, so get up.
25:36Get up!
25:41Geez, are you crying?
25:44Just a little.
25:46I'll be fine. Just go. Just go.
25:52Oh, for God's sake.
25:57Give him hell, honey.
25:59You.
26:10Hi, Mrs. Scalvo.
26:12You can wait inside.
26:13They'll be right in.
26:14Great.
26:15Listen.
26:16Stu.
26:17Stu, you look like a bright, responsible young man and I bet you just love kids.
26:22Am I bright?
26:34Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scalvo.
26:35Thanks so much for having me in.
26:37Nice to meet you. Please, sit.
26:41We're gonna have to make this quick.
26:43I gotta leave in five to catch a plane.
26:46I got selfie tickets on the floor.
26:50That was a great resume.
26:53I see you worked with the Donahues.
26:55I snaked the Oslo candy camp from them last year.
26:59So, you've done a lot of copy work?
27:01I have.
27:02But when I moved over to Sen and Simmons, um, I got to do a broader range of campaigns.
27:09Um, T, uh, V, and, uh, radio, uh, billboards.
27:24Could you excuse me for a minute?
27:26What is it?
27:28What's going on?
27:29I have no idea.
27:34Hi.
27:38Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny.
27:40She gives me all my best ideas.
27:41You brought your baby to the interview.
27:43It won't be an ongoing thing.
27:44You bet it won't.
27:45It's fine.
27:47Any chance we get the little lady to be quiet?
27:48Not until I change her diaper.
27:50Could you just give me two minutes?
27:52Sorry.
27:52Well...
27:56Then watch me multitask.
27:59Here's how I see it.
28:00You guys run a really good shop.
28:02But if you want your agency to go to the next level, you have to focus on two things.
28:06First, you gotta win some awards.
28:08Do some PSAs, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes.
28:11Because, whether they admit it or not, clients care about what's in your trophy case.
28:17Two, your website.
28:18It's the first thing a client's gonna look at.
28:20And it's hard to navigate.
28:22There's no site map.
28:23It just wasn't built for people who grew up without computers.
28:26There.
28:27And third.
28:29I don't have a third.
28:30Yeah.
28:32So that's...
28:33it.
28:35Okay.
28:36You're in.
28:37Seriously?
28:38Yeah.
28:40Take the office across the hall.
28:41I gotta run.
28:45Well, alright.
28:52Okay, obviously I'm gonna clean that up.
28:55Here it is in black and white.
28:57It's your kid.
29:05What?
29:05Why aren't you smiling?
29:07It's not enough.
29:08What, do you want a Father's Day card?
29:09You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity.
29:12And you still went out and screwed around behind my back.
29:14And you knew the one thing I didn't want was a child.
29:15And you still tricked me into getting pregnant.
29:17It's not the same thing.
29:18Damn straight, what you did was worse.
29:24We're not very nice people, are we?
29:26No, we're not.
29:28Ah, when we got married I thought we were gonna be so happy.
29:31Me too.
29:36Look on the bright side, at least we're still rich.
29:40Thank God for that.
29:50So, it occurred to me that I was really rude at the morgue.
30:00When you told me about Zach, I was so busy freaking out.
30:03I never actually congratulated you.
30:06You congratulated me?
30:08I know how much you've always wanted a child.
30:10Now you have one.
30:13Thanks.
30:14Obviously, it was quite a shock.
30:17But it's the good news, any way you slice it.
30:22What's wrong?
30:24So naturally, you'll be wanting to have a relationship with him.
30:28And that takes time.
30:30A lot of time.
30:31Susan.
30:32And out of all the mixed up teenagers in the world,
30:36Zach is just the one kid that I can't be around.
30:40I can't have Julie around him.
30:44So, what I'm trying to say is...
30:48We can't move in together.
30:50I am so happy for you.
30:52Really, you have a child and that is good for you.
30:55Isn't there any way...
30:56No.
30:56I'm so sorry.
31:01I'll see you around.
31:22I can't do this.
31:25I can't do it.
32:16Today we've come together to celebrate the life of Dr. Rex Vandekamp.
32:21What is he wearing?
32:22Life filled with love, laughter, and most important...
32:25I left him an hour ago when he was wearing Ralph Lauren.
32:28That's what Rex would have wanted.
32:31He loved that rep school.
32:34But whichever coat he was wearing, Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm and a single-minded determination...
32:40So, as we mourn the passing of Rex Vandekamp, we give thanks to God.
32:46For we do not grieve as those who have no hope, but as those who place their trust in God.
33:07Wait!
33:09Do not close that coffin.
33:26Give me your time.
33:29What?
33:30Give me your time.
33:34Give it to her.
33:35Give it to her.
33:39Give it to her.
33:40Let's go.
34:27You look magnificent.
35:01So it looks like Mary Alice killed Zack's birth mother in order to keep her from taking
35:06Zack away.
35:07Oh my God.
35:09I mean, I knew Mary Alice had killed herself over something big, but wow.
35:16Can you imagine living with that guilt?
35:19Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice had the secret all these years and we didn't
35:23even know about him?
35:25Well, not really.
35:27I mean, what do we actually know about our neighbors?
35:29We can tell if they keep their lawns nice or they take their trash cans in.
35:33But when they do those things, we stop asking questions because people are good neighbors.
35:39We don't really care what happens behind closed doors.
35:44It had been one year since my suicide.
35:47Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
35:48And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
35:52There were new flowers, new houses, and new neighbors.
35:58The kind anyone would want living right next door.
36:08Is that another hymn?
36:09I know.
36:10It's silly.
36:11Playing those songs today at the funeral just got me in the mood.
36:15This is your grandmother's favorite.
36:17Did you remember Butter?
36:19I make up this tray every night.
36:21Of course you do.
36:22I'm sorry.
36:24Oh, look.
36:26You added a flower.
36:29Thought it'd be nice.
36:32How did I get so lucky to have a child like you?
36:36You really do try to think of others.
36:38That flower is a small act of kindness you thought no one would notice.
36:42And yet you did it anyway.
36:44It says a lot about how you were raised.
36:47Well, I guess you did your job.
36:49I guess so.
36:57I'll get the tray.
36:59You take the gun.
37:13Well...
37:24That was cool.
37:26Er, yeah.
37:29Oh...
37:30Come on up.
37:44It really is a lovely gesture.