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00:00Tonight
00:00I'm a sucker for a hair kiss, wow
00:04PK gets a stiff talking to
00:06You were in there with that schlong
00:08Throwing it around left, right and centre
00:10Killeen has a wobble
00:12We get on really well
00:13But there's just something not there
00:15And a professor faces some hard truths
00:18I think that attraction is not there yet
00:21As our celebs
00:22What are you looking for?
00:23I'm looking for you
00:25Yo
00:26Do I look like someone that's not chosen?
00:28You just watched Shanann again
00:29Dating!
00:30I don't know what I have for my arse
00:40Welcome to Celebs Go Dating
00:42A hospital for high profile heartache
00:45And while most of Cupid's warriors have already clocked in
00:48Last to arrive is Anna
00:49Who for some reason has come dressed as that phone box behind her
00:56Oh hello love
00:57Love Tony
00:58Love the colour on you
00:59Very bright
01:00You know what they say
01:01Red on the thigh catches the expert side
01:03Who's that?
01:05That's a
01:05Oh
01:06Intercepted
01:08Intercepted
01:08You saw that reflex
01:09Intercepted
01:10Very good
01:10You know he used to play American football
01:12I was a running back
01:13Oh
01:14What?
01:15No wonder you're so swollen of deltoid
01:18You sure that's the only thing swollen Tom?
01:20He's so turned on right now
01:24He or we Tara?
01:25This dynamic energy and zest is very good today
01:29Because we've got a trio
01:30We've got Colleen
01:32We've got Lucinda
01:33And we've got PK
01:35Oh my goodness
01:35It's quite a busy day
01:36Busy day
01:37Okay
01:38So I'm going to love you and leave you
01:39Lovely
01:40Lovely
01:40We'll leave you with that thought of Mr. B playing American football
01:44Busy day ahead
01:45Yes
01:46PK
01:47PK
01:48I mean what a naughty boy
01:50The guy can't date
01:51And when I told him that his dating sucked
01:53He was not best played
01:55And then Lucinda's coming in
01:57Oh my gosh
01:58Lucinda
01:59Double rejection
02:00Shocking
02:01Can I just say that was about as bad as it can go
02:03In a mixer
02:04Yeah
02:07Well after a day to recover
02:09This priestess of positivity is putting on a brave face
02:12As she powers back in with all the optimism
02:15Of a human highlighter set loose on a to-do list
02:20Hello celebrity dating agency
02:22I've missed you
02:24Come in
02:26Gotta hold on
02:27A new sensation
02:29A new sensation
02:31A new sensation
02:33And it's straight up to check in with the love gurus
02:37What the frick went on with Lucinda at that stick sir?
02:41Gosh you know
02:42I think she needs some girl cheerleading today
02:44We are going to do that
02:45We are professional cheerleaders
02:46So professional you forgot it was dressing high-vis day
02:50Hello
02:51Come on in beautiful
02:53Hi
02:54Gorgeous ladies
02:56So ready for you
02:58At the latest mixer aka Stixer
03:00Lucinda was tasked to pick between lip-locking Viking Damo
03:03And Zen spiritualist Anurag
03:06This is a lot of pressure
03:08But after sensing hesitation from Damo
03:10I don't know what to choose
03:12I'm gonna be random
03:14Oh
03:15And just say another date
03:16With Anurag
03:17Wow
03:18You are an amazing person
03:20We had an amazing time
03:23I would respectfully decline
03:26She then received a double helping of sour pie from the Viking
03:29I also chose to not go on another date
03:32Yucko
03:34Girl pow wow
03:35Girl power
03:35We really really really bloody felt for you that that sticks a hun
03:40Like
03:41The double rejection
03:42I mean what happened
03:44Look I mean I'm a big girl I can handle it
03:46I know
03:46But I did have a moment where I wanted to burst into tears as you could see
03:51Well talk us through that
03:53I could see when he came down that Damo's energy had really shifted
03:58He wasn't sort of taking my eye easily
04:02And there wasn't sort of much warmth or something
04:05And when Anurag pitched with such passion
04:08I thought well I'll choose you
04:10Because of course every woman wants to be claimed
04:13I really truly wanted to be swallowed into a hole at this point
04:17It was so awkward
04:20And in a way I felt actually quite relieved
04:23Because truly they weren't a great alignment for me anyway
04:27But I absolutely wish them both well
04:29So onwards and upwards
04:30Love this
04:31I will never give up on love
04:34And I had an astrology reading last week
04:38Tell us
04:39And she's like you're in the bracket
04:41You're in the momentum the next six to eight months
04:44Of meeting somebody special
04:46And I'm just so grateful for this incredible blessing and experience
04:50Yeah
04:51And exactly that
04:52Hold on to all these experiences
04:54Yeah
04:54And even
04:54You know exactly
04:56There are teachings in everything we do
04:58After the Stixer
04:59I was really expecting Lucinda's confidence to be knocked
05:02But actually she is looking forward and she is ready
05:05She has such a positive outlook on life
05:08And I'm really really impressed
05:09Yeah
05:10It is a numbers game
05:11Yeah it is
05:11And who cares if you do get rejected
05:13No you know this is exposure therapy
05:15Yeah
05:16It's through and through
05:17You are afraid of spiders
05:18Yeah
05:19Here are the spiders
05:20Like you are you know afraid of getting rejected on one on one
05:23Here's a group of people for you to reject and to be rejected
05:26Thank you
05:27It's exposure therapy
05:28Well in that case I must have had more therapy than a boy band on a reunion tour
05:35Arriving next downstairs for his first reunion with the agent since his Stixer scolding from Anna
05:41It's PK
05:42Let's hope he likes a taste of humble pie
05:45Humble
05:45PK
05:46Come in do
05:47Thank you
05:49Come in do
05:58Thank you
05:59Hello hello hello
06:00Oh she's like Marine Bleu
06:02Marine Bleu
06:03Oui c'est ça
06:04C'est bien
06:05C'est bien
06:06C'est merveilleux
06:07C'est merveilleux
06:09Exactement
06:10Am I watching this on Canal Plus
06:12Oh très bien
06:14Très bien
06:15A chantier
06:16Oh I didn't know that you spoke it
06:19Yeah I dabbled in
06:21I dabbled into the French
06:23Polyglot known
06:24PK
06:25Poly what?
06:27My thoughts exactly
06:28Polyglot known
06:29PK
06:30What does that mean?
06:32I'm just thinking what PK could be
06:34Perfectly kissable
06:36Privately knowable
06:37Yes privately knowable
06:40Perpetually kind
06:41Sorry to be boring Bobby but as much as I'd like it to stand for professional
06:45Nobber
06:46It's just the initials of his former name Percy Kianga Benny
06:49Possibly kinky
06:51Yeah I'm a bit of a madman
06:54And I feel like the agents are finding that out and they don't like it
06:58Don't hate the play or hate the game
06:59I would take it as a gold plated compliment PK
07:05Because they must have seen something magical in you that makes them want to exhibit a bit of tough love
07:11Oh yeah I'd rather stay here than go up I'll be honest with you
07:14Well you can't go up yet anyway because Lulu's about to find out who she's dating next
07:19Uh huh
07:19So would you like your favourite sisters to serve you up another hunkertron?
07:25Absolutely
07:26Please see
07:27My heart's beating
07:28Oli
07:29Oli
07:30He looks divine
07:31He's a property investor from Sussex
07:33He's 49
07:35Sussex did you say
07:37Sussex
07:37Yeah
07:38That's my favourite part by the way
07:39Well it's a good job he's not from Cockermouth then
07:41As the doctor might spontaneously combust
07:44He is 49
07:46Good age
07:47He's 6'2
07:48Great height
07:48Yeah
07:49And an Aries
07:50Fantastic star sign
07:52Oli
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14:24Hi, it's Colleen.
14:26Oh Colleen, Colleen, come in.
14:29What's a finder?
14:33Come in.
14:41Oh, about time to...
14:44Where the bloody hell have you been?
14:46My goodness, what a sight for sore eyes.
14:51Reunited at long last with my favourite sibling, Songstress.
14:55Dear Colleen has had her nose to the grindstone on an extensive tour.
15:01But now I get to bury mine deep into her particulars.
15:05Do you have dressing room rituals?
15:07Because every dressing room I've ever had, I've always had a peace lily.
15:10It's sort of very pleasing to the retinas, but it also cleans...
15:14I love you!
15:14...cleans the air, you know, at the same time.
15:16I think I might have you as my dressing room thing
15:19to make me feel good before I go on.
15:21You know, Gertrude Lawrence used to fill her dressing room with trees.
15:24Really? My ride is a pack of four Cronenberg and a cream egg.
15:27Trees? Why?
15:29Well, I think she thought that when she was on Broadway,
15:31she was so far away from the countryside, which she loved,
15:34she'd bring it into her dressing room.
15:35I might start bringing my goats.
15:37Bit harsh, but I'm sure Janet Street-Porter and Denise Welch
15:39have been called worse.
15:42Another tragic lie
15:43So it doesn't take long
15:45Till you're under my skin
15:48And from farmyard animals to fancy ones next,
15:51as fluttering across town,
15:52Queen of Cosmic Confidence Lucinda
15:54is about to meet her next match,
15:56property developer Ollie
15:57at a butterfly sanctuary.
15:59Cos nothing says romance
16:01like a contained swarm of flying insects.
16:03Enjoy!
16:04Do you know what?
16:05I'm really excited about Ollie,
16:06but I have to say I'm more excited
16:08about the butterflies at this point.
16:10No pressure, Ollie.
16:12My usual type is
16:13definitely something that's quite spiritual.
16:15Tick.
16:16Quite bubbly.
16:17Double tick.
16:17I am intrigued, excited.
16:20I'm hoping for some fun.
16:21I hope that I fancy the pants off him.
16:24I hope there's a bit of chemistry.
16:27And I hope that there's butterflies in my stomach.
16:31Oh, God.
16:31She's not going to eat them, is she?
16:33Hi.
16:34Hi.
16:34How are you, Sundar?
16:35Hi, Ollie.
16:35You're a hugger?
16:36I'm a hugger.
16:37I'm a hugger too.
16:38Big hugger.
16:39How are you?
16:40Good to meet you.
16:41And you?
16:43I am so excited about the butterflies.
16:46So am I, generally, actually.
16:47Really excited.
16:48Same.
16:48Just chuck me in nature and I'm good to go.
16:50And butterflies are the sweetest thing.
16:52There's something quite sort of spiritual.
16:54The transformation isn't there?
16:55Yes.
16:57Shall we go in?
16:58Let's.
16:59Yes, Ollie.
17:00Spirituality chat surrounded by nature.
17:02This is all Lucinda's dreams coming true at once.
17:05New knickers, please.
17:06I reckon one's going to land on you.
17:08What will happen if it does?
17:10Just enjoy it.
17:11That means something magical.
17:12Yeah.
17:13If you call catching subtropical dengue fever magical, then sure.
17:17You're a yes to the adventure man.
17:19And then regret saying yes by that late.
17:22It's too late because I'm in it.
17:23Okay.
17:23Well, sometimes that's part of the adventure.
17:25Well, it's an adventure with an adventure.
17:27Yeah.
17:28A bit like this, really.
17:29It's a butterfly house, not Jurassic Park, mate.
17:31First impressions of Ollie.
17:33Gorgeous guy, but in the profile it said he was six foot two.
17:37Maybe it's my heels, but I don't think he's six foot two.
17:42Okay, so shorter than expected.
17:44What else you got in your locker, Ollie?
17:45What's that theory again?
17:47The butterfly thing.
17:47What if you're a studier of butterflies?
17:49That would be called a lepid.
17:52Completely forgotten now.
17:53I'd looked it up on the internet.
17:55And I was going to pretend to you that I was a leppy top diametist, but I can't even say
18:00the name.
18:00So it looks like we can cross six foot two and leppy the thingamajiggy jiggy off his agency buyer.
18:07Hey, I think it's time for a good day.
18:10Couldn't you say?
18:11Meanwhile, back at the agency, Colleen's emerged from Tom's cocoon to make her way up to fill in the top
18:16dogs on her latest date with Silver Fox, Mike.
18:19Come on in.
18:22Hello.
18:23Hey, there, come.
18:24I think Colleen is back.
18:26After skipping the smorgasbord of potential suitors at the Styxa, Colleen stuck with seasoned charmer Mike and promptly embarked on
18:33a second date.
18:34You're looking more stunning each time I see you.
18:37Still.
18:37And despite a flurry of flanter from a vintage Romeo...
18:41You have got amazing eyes.
18:42How many...
18:42You've never been told that before, have you?
18:44At least six times by you.
18:46Do you kiss on second dates?
18:47She wasn't quite ready to sign off with a snog.
18:50No.
18:53OK, so, Mike.
18:55He's fabulous.
18:57We get on really well.
18:59We laughed and we talked about everything and he's really interesting and funny and, you know, he's attractive.
19:05But there's just something not there.
19:08What else is left?
19:09What do you mean?
19:10Like, he said to me, do you kiss on the second date?
19:14And I went, oh, God, no, no.
19:20No, I don't.
19:20And then I thought I would.
19:22I would.
19:23If I fancied you, I would.
19:24I'd kiss on the first date if I fancied you.
19:26So I just don't think physically.
19:28It's just not happening for me at the moment.
19:30And I went home and, like, said to my family, because I was like, what was he like?
19:33And I put all the negatives there.
19:36Well, he lives four hours away.
19:37He does this and he does that.
19:38And they're more like, well, that doesn't matter, you know.
19:40And I just thought, no, I know it wouldn't matter.
19:43If I felt it, I wouldn't care if he was eight hours away.
19:48I would say, don't put this much pressure on yourself.
19:52I say, you know what, Colin?
19:55Chill out.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Like, for real, chill out.
19:58Just relax.
19:59There still is time for you to date lots of people in here.
20:02Mike, it sounds like you had a great date.
20:05He's so nice.
20:06And we did.
20:06There's nothing I can say wrong about him.
20:09Really?
20:09So we're going to look at his feedback.
20:11You want to hear this?
20:11This is how he describes you, very down-to-earth and easygoing, wonderful company, and very
20:18attractive.
20:19Boom.
20:20Look at that.
20:22Ten out of ten.
20:22Mm-hmm.
20:23He said, I really would love to meet her again.
20:26The sooner, the better.
20:28Oh.
20:28He, ten, ten.
20:30He made me feel fabulous.
20:32Mike's feedback couldn't have been any nicer.
20:35It was so lovely.
20:36And therefore, you know, to me, he does deserve for me to give him another chance.
20:41And maybe I deserve to give myself a chance for someone to treat me as kindly as he seems
20:47to be doing.
20:48You know, on paper, as far as a person goes, Mike, is it really?
20:53On paper, as far as what I would write down of what my type was, he isn't it?
20:59As in physical attributes.
21:01But then you've just got to work out what's just the most important bit.
21:04And maybe invite him over to your farm.
21:09Because you said, you know, dating in the limelight, it's a lot, a lot of pressure.
21:14Maybe take the pressure off by being where you feel very comfortable and, you know, yourself.
21:20Mm-hmm.
21:20Maybe there's more chemistry when you observe him in your space.
21:23Let's do it.
21:24I think taking Mike to home turf is a great idea.
21:27Colleen has so many phenomenal things to say about him, but she puts so much pressure
21:31on herself that extinguishes any embers before the fire gets going.
21:36And I have the perfect plan to put her at ease.
21:40You definitely should bring along people that you know that you feel safe with.
21:45Mm-hmm.
21:46Right?
21:47And I know that you and David...
21:50Oh, yeah.
21:51...seem to be very close.
21:53Yeah, we get on so well.
21:54I mean, I'm close to all of them, but yeah, David.
21:56See if he has to come.
21:57Maybe David could bring his partner.
22:00Oh, yeah.
22:01With Anthony.
22:01Anthony, I think this is, like, the perfect third date.
22:05Yeah, I do.
22:06This is your moment to see, does attraction move up?
22:12I hope it does.
22:13Yeah.
22:13I hope it does, too.
22:14And if it goes up even a little bit, it is worth exploring.
22:17Great idea.
22:18Yes.
22:19And I'm looking forward to it.
22:20The head, the heart, and the vag alignment.
22:22Ah, the Holy Trinity.
22:23Oh, you're going to have a great time.
22:24I'll let you know.
22:25Love you, Colleen.
22:26Love you.
22:26Stay dirty.
22:26Bye-bye.
22:27Bye-bye.
22:27Stay dirty.
22:29Always.
22:29I'm trying.
22:32That was lovely.
22:33That was really, really nice to see her, like, laughing, smiling.
22:36I think she still needs to work on the negative self-talk part.
22:40Yes.
22:41But I think she has come a long way from our first day with her.
22:44Oh, my goodness.
22:45Hasn't she?
22:45So as Colleen heads off to align her head, heart, and vag on the farm,
22:50back at the winged wonderland, despite falling short of his 6'2 sales pitch,
22:54Ollie's managing to hang in there where it counts with Lucinda.
22:58Butterfly banter.
23:00So what did you make of that?
23:01I enjoyed that.
23:03Very relaxing in a butterfly farm.
23:05How do you feel?
23:06I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm an expert at all.
23:09You did earlier.
23:10But they are fascinating as in the animal kingdom.
23:13Yeah.
23:13To go from the whole metamorphosis and the cliché sort of connection to spirituality,
23:19shall we say.
23:20Do they sell tequila shots at butterfly sanctuaries?
23:23This day could do it.
23:24And what the caterpillar represents of, you know, the challenges on our journey and then
23:29the chrysalis and then this sort of freedom.
23:32No idea what he's talking about and it's boring as fuck.
23:35But keep it up, Ollie.
23:36Lucinda looks keen.
23:37I think as humans we have many chrysalis moments, don't we?
23:40We definitely do.
23:41You do have quite a relaxed zen energy.
23:45Thank you very much.
23:45That's good testament to you.
23:47You know what, Ollie's starting to grow on me and I do like his depth, our conversation
23:53and I reckon that the agents have done a pretty good job.
23:57I'm an ocean swimmer.
23:59I'm in utmost mornings if I'm in Australia.
24:01We've got a group called the Dodgy Dunkers.
24:04You wouldn't want to see my Dodgy Dunkers in a pair of Speedos.
24:07But it's like 7am.
24:08All year round.
24:09All year round.
24:10This will be right up Nature Boy's strata.
24:12No, I'm laughing because I have a terrible relationship with water.
24:16Oh, you don't like the ocean?
24:17No, I actually have a long-term fear of being in water.
24:23Oh, bollocks.
24:24You've got a foamy out.
24:26Yeah, God, I can even feel it now, yeah.
24:28Wow.
24:29It's just connecting to that.
24:30Some people will say anything to get out of joining the Dodgy Dunkers.
24:49Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where after a series of setbacks,
24:52Olly somehow seems to still be winging it at the Butterfly Farm with Lucinda.
24:56What are you looking for?
24:58Well, I'm looking for you.
25:02No, genuinely, what are you looking for?
25:04Come on, Olly.
25:05Send some spiritual positivity up to the dating gods.
25:08To answer your...
25:09I mean, you couldn't script it, could you?
25:12Bloody hell, it worked.
25:16And I was about to say the word...
25:19Connection.
25:21Wow.
25:22I've actually got shivers.
25:24I mean, that is a compliment.
25:26That is a sign is what that is, Olly.
25:28Now all you need is a bird to shit on your head
25:30and she'll be putty in your hands.
25:31That is beautiful.
25:34Hello, has Olly's cosmic critter turned the tide for Lucinda?
25:39Um, so, what...
25:41What's the matter, Luce?
25:42Has the chakra got your tongue?
25:44Yeah, what are you vibing?
25:46What do you...
25:47Would you like to go out and...
25:49I...
25:52Would love to meet up with you again.
25:53Would you?
25:54Yeah.
25:55Yes, Lulu!
25:57The butterflies, I think they've all gone to sleep.
25:59Lazy butterfly bastards.
26:00We should probably get out of here.
26:02Let's get a mother to do it.
26:03Let's go.
26:04Let's do it.
26:08Well, that was so fun.
26:10It's been amazing.
26:11I loved her.
26:12Good.
26:14I feel like we've got lots in common.
26:16We have.
26:17There's a lot of serendipitous crossovers.
26:19Theories, actually.
26:22So, wow, I would love to continue the conversation
26:24if you're up for that.
26:25Yeah, I think I am up for that.
26:28See ya.
26:29Woo!
26:34There were little embers and flickers at the end.
26:37There was something that emerged between us
26:40that was a little bit sexier
26:41than what was happening through the date
26:44as we were getting to know each other.
26:46But I think it's got potential.
26:48The date was surprisingly enjoyable,
26:51so I was pleasantly very surprised.
26:52Yeah, I was definitely attracted to her.
26:53I'm curious.
26:54I do want to get to know one more.
26:56And I think I'm going to get my sexy on.
26:59So whilst Lucinda prepares to turn her sexy on...
27:02Because you got the green light, green light
27:05Yeah, you got the key right, key right
27:07P.K. is arriving for his date with Joan
27:10with one clear mission,
27:11to turn his off,
27:13as he aims to think less of his schlong
27:15and more of his noggin.
27:16Joan is very charismatic,
27:20very flirtatious,
27:21but the agents told me
27:22that I need to get to know Joan,
27:24so I'm trying to get to know everything about her.
27:27Double D, 32 waist, size 8.
27:30Yeah, I think they were thinking more
27:31pets, pastimes and pizza toppings.
27:34If things go well,
27:35we can share saliva for sure.
27:37Ugh.
27:38Obviously, I can't foresee the future.
27:40I'm not a carrot reader.
27:42Yeah, tricky things to read, carrots.
27:44I'm feeling really good about my date with P.K.,
27:47but I'm kind of going into it
27:49with an open mind, open heart.
27:52I don't know that man that well,
27:53so, yeah, we'll see how it goes.
27:56Keeping your expectations low, Joan.
27:58Sensible.
27:58Hello.
27:59Hello, hello, hello.
28:00How are you?
28:01Good to see you.
28:02I am.
28:03Good to see you too.
28:04Thank you.
28:05Oh, not a gentleman.
28:06Gentleman.
28:07You know, I see it.
28:07I see it.
28:08I love it.
28:09Chivalry is not dead.
28:11He knew you was going to say that.
28:12He's a carrot reader.
28:14I'm trying to become a better dater.
28:17Okay.
28:18Like, apparently,
28:18my, like, dating techniques are not great.
28:21Okay, run it for me.
28:23I'm more like the flirt.
28:24I love a flirt.
28:26Oh, God.
28:26But not like a, um,
28:29over-sexual flirt.
28:30He can't get his head around that, can he?
28:32Right, like, you actually know how to spit game.
28:34Yeah, nah, I make you feel it
28:36without doing too much.
28:37Okay.
28:38Joan's vibrant.
28:40And you see me,
28:40I'm a vibrant person.
28:42I go for vibrations.
28:44And her frequency is frequenting,
28:46like, it's going mad.
28:47He better turn the dial to Classic FM
28:49before he does something he shouldn't.
28:51Eat, darling.
28:52You're going to need all the energy.
28:53Bloody LP, Kai.
28:54Can I please get the lamb shank?
28:55Yeah, thank you.
28:56No salad, no nothing.
28:58So, you know vegetables when you're eating?
28:59It comes with veggies.
29:00What veggies?
29:01It's said in there.
29:02I know it did.
29:04You don't be eating veggies?
29:05It comes with veggies.
29:06No, I eat veggies, for sure.
29:08That's, that's...
29:08I don't look like this not eating veggies.
29:12There's no way.
29:13You see, now you're making me look.
29:13You see, now you're flirting with me.
29:15That's the point.
29:18Oh, to make me look.
29:19Yeah, but this is the thing.
29:21For instance, see how that was, like, casual?
29:24It makes you think about me more.
29:25It makes you think, like,
29:26wow, I should see her again.
29:27He's either learning a valuable lesson here
29:29or thinking about his carrot.
29:31I'll go with the latter.
29:32It ain't no fun in just looking and not touching.
29:35But that's on you.
29:36You've got to make me actually, like,
29:37want to hang out and let you.
29:40You know what, now, are you?
29:41No.
29:42Not yet?
29:42Not yet.
29:43Yes, Joan, she's got your number, mate,
29:45and she's dialing it in.
29:47I don't know if you're trustworthy.
29:48Do I look like someone that's not trustworthy?
29:50You just want shenanigans.
29:52Rumbled.
29:53Either that or she's up for one more
29:55at the Irish Bar later.
30:02Meanwhile, across town,
30:04Deep Think of Stephen's en route
30:05to a make-or-break fourth date
30:07with radio host Clara
30:08after questioning his true feelings
30:10about her and the agency.
30:12I had a really difficult conversation
30:15at the agency.
30:16A lot came up.
30:18Everything seemed to be on track with Clara.
30:20I like you.
30:21I find you attractive.
30:23But it left Stephen confused.
30:25When she said she fancied me,
30:26why would I not like that?
30:28I believe her,
30:29but it made me feel uncomfortable
30:30and I want to understand why.
30:32And the agents helped get to the crux of it.
30:34Are you carrying a lot of emotion
30:36around your current ex?
30:38Absolutely.
30:39There are times where I'm just like,
30:40could we not just fucking sort it out?
30:42and I just don't want to spend my life surviving.
30:45I've done so much of that.
30:47I want to find a way to thrive.
30:48You will.
30:49It takes time.
30:50Leaving a baffled Stephen
30:52with a big decision to make.
30:55It's just so weird, isn't it?
30:56It's like,
30:57I like her,
30:58I'm interested in her,
30:59I enjoy talking to her,
31:01but there hasn't been that
31:04thing.
31:05And so do we continue
31:07or do we leave it where it is?
31:09Don't ask me, mate.
31:10I'll just do the voiceover.
31:17Back at the restaurant,
31:19a sparring, respectable date of PK
31:21is still hanging in there
31:22with no-nonsense Joan.
31:24Enjoy your meal, guys.
31:25Thank you.
31:26Did you say you've been in London?
31:28Yeah, I've been with some people.
31:29And how'd you find it?
31:30It was okay.
31:31What's the difference?
31:33American men are just more, like,
31:35willing to approach
31:36overall,
31:37which I like.
31:38So you like men that are direct?
31:40I like a direct.
31:41I like somebody that
31:42uses his brain.
31:44Let me talk to you nicely, yeah.
31:46Let me hear your criteria.
31:48Your checklist.
31:49I want to know these things.
31:51You do?
31:51Yeah.
31:52I like someone who's, like,
31:53passionate about something.
31:55Like, teach me something.
31:56Anything.
31:57Is it anime?
31:57Sure.
31:58If it's geography,
32:00love that.
32:00If it's about plants,
32:02let's go for it.
32:03You can almost hear
32:04his brain buffering
32:05to think of a hobby
32:06that isn't shagging.
32:07I want you to be
32:08passionate about something.
32:12Jo knows what she wants.
32:13She knows what she likes.
32:15She's a smart girl.
32:16But I feel like,
32:17like the agent said,
32:18I need to get to know her.
32:20Let me just deep dive into her.
32:22When are you trying to have kids?
32:24Deep dive?
32:25That was a bloody reverse pike
32:26with full rotation.
32:28Sorry.
32:29I just,
32:29you know what it is?
32:30My brain thinks of things
32:31and then I just,
32:32I just say it.
32:33Your brain or your bellend?
32:34Okay.
32:35I would love to have kids
32:36whenever I am in a committed
32:39long-term relationship
32:41with my husband.
32:42Or a husband.
32:44So you've got,
32:44I'm not trying to be
32:45nobody's baby mom.
32:46Like,
32:46this is my thing.
32:47If you feel confident enough
32:48to give me a human life,
32:50but you don't feel confident enough
32:51to spend your life with me,
32:53that doesn't make sense.
32:55I mean,
32:55you could have just asked her
32:56what her childhood was like.
32:57Favourite holiday,
32:58stuff like that.
32:59Either way,
33:00we might have finally met a woman
33:01capable of reining in
33:03our resident roaming Romeo.
33:08Back at the other end of town,
33:10after an emotional meeting
33:11with the agent still fresh in his mind,
33:13a conflicted Stevens
33:14arriving for his moment of truth
33:15with Clara.
33:17Hopefully,
33:17the driver whacked on some mellow magic
33:19to chill the prof out a bit.
33:20I'm going to have a really open
33:22and honest conversation with Clara
33:23as I have the whole way through.
33:25And where that leads to,
33:26who knows?
33:27It's so tough
33:28because this needn't be that intense,
33:30but my brain loves to intensify things
33:32as it is,
33:33which is why I've always
33:34leant into the intense
33:35and I've been trying not to
33:36and yet here we are.
33:38Intense.
33:39Or is it?
33:40Well, that clears that up.
33:41Thanks, Steve.
33:42It's time I aim for the hope
33:45Don't get a reaction
33:48I think on tonight's date,
33:49we're just going to see
33:50how things go.
33:51It would be really nice
33:52if there was a little bit more
33:54getting closer
33:55and a little bit of
33:55kind of tactile touching.
33:57However,
33:58I'm going to leave that to Stephen.
33:59I know that he wants
34:00to take things slowly
34:01so I'm kind of allowing him
34:02to set the pace,
34:03which might mean
34:04that it never happens,
34:05but that's on him.
34:07Well, unless you want that pace
34:08to be 100 miles an hour
34:09running on the spot,
34:10you might need to give him a nudge.
34:12You all right?
34:13Yeah, I'm good.
34:14How are you?
34:14Yeah, I'm all right.
34:16A bit cold.
34:16It's fine.
34:17Nice to see you.
34:18Nice to see you too.
34:20Wow.
34:21Thankfully for Stephen's
34:22blood pressure,
34:23they'll be embracing their zen
34:24as they attempt
34:25to build a terranium,
34:26which, to be honest,
34:27I've just had to Google
34:28and still don't have
34:29a fucking clue what it is.
34:30How do you fare
34:31with houseplants?
34:32I have kept some alive
34:33for quite a while.
34:34That's pretty good.
34:35So I've like three orchids
34:36that have been going for years.
34:37Hello.
34:37Welcome to the class.
34:38How are you doing?
34:39Good, thank you.
34:39How are you?
34:40Good evening.
34:40Yeah, welcome.
34:41So, yeah,
34:42we're here to make
34:43a terrarium tonight.
34:43Any ideas what a terrarium is?
34:45Something with the potential
34:46to make Stephen
34:47even more awkward
34:48about this date?
34:49A glass jar
34:50with some little garden in it.
34:51Yeah, pretty close.
34:52It's a self-sustaining ecosystem.
34:55Don't look so puzzled, Stephen.
34:57You're the professor of greenery.
34:58So what we're going to do tonight
34:59is going to show you
35:00all the steps
35:01to build your ever-first terrarium.
35:03At the end of the session,
35:04we're going to show you
35:05how to look after
35:06your terrarium as well.
35:08Sexy terrarium maintenance
35:09that'll have them
35:10ripping each other's clothes off.
35:11Well, this isn't going to be easy, is it?
35:12I've got to somehow gain clarity
35:15over where Clara and I stand
35:18and at the same time
35:20I'm supposed to be building
35:21a fucking garden in a jar.
35:24I don't think I have
35:26the capacity for both.
35:28So, get yourself
35:29a good old handful.
35:31Give it a squeeze.
35:32You'll see you've got
35:33some beautiful water
35:34coming out of there, rainwater.
35:36You might squirt each other
35:37by accident in the eye,
35:38so just be warned, OK?
35:41Blimey, I'm taking it all back.
35:42I think I'm getting
35:43the terrarium horn.
35:45This is a lovely moment
35:46to get fully connected
35:47to nature with the moss.
35:49Thank you, Dad.
35:50Enjoy, yeah, cool.
35:50Oh, God, now I'm
35:51fucking up the soil underneath.
35:53It's not that I want it
35:54to be perfect,
35:54but, like, you know,
35:55given it is my first one,
35:57it needn't...
35:57It's a good job
35:57you don't want it to be black.
35:59I do kind of want it to be.
36:00I mean, this is all
36:01great soil-based banter,
36:02but when are they going to
36:03start talking about
36:03fancying each other again?
36:05Watch out, I'm about to squirt.
36:07Yes, Clara, good work.
36:10Keep squirting.
36:12Got me feeling like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:14Got me singing like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:17No issues with any mixed signals,
36:19over with PK,
36:20as his no-nonsense date
36:21Jones been reading
36:22straight through
36:23his thinly-veiled advances.
36:25But PK seems determined
36:26to discover
36:27if she really is immune
36:28to his charms,
36:29even if it means
36:30pissing off the agents again.
36:32So if you saw me
36:33in a club right now,
36:33you used to be like,
36:35would you give me the look?
36:36I would look at you,
36:37I'll wait for you to come
36:38talk to me,
36:38go and talk to me,
36:39I'm moving on.
36:40I'd be like,
36:40ooh, what are you drinking today?
36:41I'm having a little bit of tequila.
36:43Ooh, we have physical contacts,
36:45I'm an alert,
36:45pause pager, quick.
36:46Can you show me your friends?
36:47Yeah.
36:48I'd be like, ooh,
36:51are your friends pretty?
36:53Did he just stop to perv
36:54on a hypothetical friend?
36:56He's committed to the calls,
36:57I'll give him that.
36:58and then I'll just be like,
36:59whispering in your ear,
37:01get a little vibe, girl.
37:02Give me a little sweet nothing,
37:03let me dance a little.
37:04Christ, she's falling for it.
37:06How the hell
37:06has he managed this?
37:07I might even catch a wine as well.
37:09You definitely would.
37:10I would?
37:10Yeah, for sure.
37:12You'll feel it though,
37:12trust me.
37:13For sure.
37:15PK, don't piss me off.
37:17I'm sorry.
37:18The dating coaches,
37:19I'm telling on you immediately.
37:20I wouldn't normally
37:21condone snitching,
37:22but I'll make an exception for PK.
37:36Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
37:38where back at the eco-workshop,
37:40tiny forest builder Stephen
37:41has yet to branch out
37:43into sharing his thoughts
37:44on whether he and Clara
37:45have a future together.
37:47Didn't you have a session
37:48with the experts?
37:49I did, yes,
37:51which was intense.
37:53What did you talk about?
37:54I spoke to all the things
37:55that are great.
37:58I really enjoy talking to you.
37:59I think you're incredibly
38:03observant, aware, patient.
38:06And when I said,
38:07am I weird?
38:08Like, when you said to me
38:10that you find me attractive,
38:11I was like,
38:13I don't know.
38:14This is what I said,
38:15am I weird?
38:15Does it give you the ick?
38:17Um,
38:19it was all quite emotional.
38:20I came to the agency
38:22in search of something meaningful,
38:25and actually,
38:26what this process has shown me
38:28is that thus far,
38:29it ain't gonna be that easy.
38:31I am nowhere near ready,
38:34and it is not fair to Clara
38:35to drag this out.
38:36But there's so much confusion
38:38in me internally.
38:40You know,
38:41it's being sober,
38:42it's being a father,
38:43it's being quite recently
38:45single.
38:46Mm-hmm.
38:46And I'm like,
38:47I don't know my ass.
38:49There you go.
38:50Aw, Professor.
38:57One man who does know
38:58his way round an arse
38:59and a pair of legs
39:00and also boobies
39:01is Relentless Flirt PK.
39:03But he's Joan going to
39:04finally cave to his grafting
39:05or dub him into the agents.
39:07But the cheeky little chancery is.
39:09What's your favourite chocolate?
39:10I like milk chocolate
39:11with a little bit of caramel inside.
39:14Okay.
39:15What's yours?
39:16Hazelnut.
39:16Hazelnut?
39:17That's how I got a belly.
39:18I could use my belly quickly.
39:20Listen,
39:20and nobody's body shaming you here.
39:22Be confident in who you are
39:23and what you look like.
39:26I'm a sucker for a hand kiss.
39:28Wow!
39:29Well, you just got two
39:30for the price of one.
39:31He's pulling out all the stops here.
39:34I'm a sucker for it.
39:36Christ,
39:37what does she have on her hands?
39:39I'm a sucker for romance,
39:40to be honest.
39:41Yeah.
39:43I know what I want.
39:44I know who I need.
39:46What I need.
39:47What's that?
39:49I need real love.
39:51Oh.
39:52I need real love.
39:54I'll be honest with you, yeah?
39:55I want to kiss you.
39:57But if I kiss you,
39:58I'm going to have some bad thoughts.
40:00And not to mention,
40:01some badly swollen testicles
40:02after Paul finds out.
40:03I feel like,
40:04if I kiss you,
40:09I don't know where life will tell you.
40:10Oh, please.
40:11Obviously,
40:12you didn't read the carrot properly.
40:13Now you're just laying on thick.
40:16Yeah,
40:16because I haven't played no games on you.
40:18That's okay.
40:18The games have been laid.
40:20Yeah.
40:20Curious George,
40:21all of that stuff.
40:27Let's leave it.
40:28I'm thinking about it.
40:29We'll think about it.
40:31For our own good,
40:32for health and safety.
40:33For your good.
40:33Good lad PK.
40:35The agents will be proud-ish.
40:38She is an amazing lady.
40:41Everything about her.
40:43Her personality,
40:44her drive,
40:45her charisma,
40:47everything.
40:48If it was up to me,
40:50I'd be waking up next to Joan tomorrow.
40:53I had an amazing night, did you?
40:55I had a great night.
40:56My date was really good.
40:57It was a lot of fun.
40:59I think PK is very naughty and cheeky.
41:01I don't want the night to end, you know?
41:03What should we do?
41:04I feel like we should go get another drink.
41:06Let's do it.
41:06Should we?
41:07Yeah.
41:07Come, let's do it then.
41:08Let's do it, let's do it.
41:10Christ.
41:12Don't get on my nerves,
41:13PK, come on.
41:14But he keeps you on your toes,
41:16which is fun.
41:16You don't want to be sitting with somebody
41:17who's just talking about
41:18like an investment portfolio all day,
41:20you know?
41:21Don't encourage him, Joan.
41:23PK, behave, please.
41:25I want to know who's responsible
41:26for bringing Joan to this dick son.
41:28Because that person needs a pay rise
41:30with immediate effect.
41:31Jesus, the night's still young.
41:34Anything can happen.
41:35Just remember, mate,
41:36one wrong move
41:36and she's grassing you up
41:38to the agents.
41:40I'll find what I'm looking for.
41:43I won't stop the fight.
41:45I'll surge every night.
41:46Back to the budding botanist now,
41:48where after laying his hesitations
41:50about Clara on the table,
41:52Stephen seems to be disappearing
41:53even deeper into himself.
41:55I'll find what I'm looking for.
41:57Find what I'm looking for.
42:04Silence.
42:06Sorry, I was in my head.
42:08Makes a change.
42:10You never.
42:12I know.
42:13What's going on in your head?
42:16I'm wondering what we do.
42:18I'm wondering what you think we do.
42:20You know, I keep going back
42:21to the question from the agents,
42:23you know, is that thing there?
42:25And I think that attraction
42:27is not there yet.
42:33It's not made easier
42:34by being pressured,
42:35by being asked that,
42:36because it doesn't give time
42:37to understand.
42:38But then I also don't want
42:40to waste time.
42:44and, you know,
42:45it's one thing asking for patience.
42:46I can't ask for, you know.
42:53I want to know where you're at
42:54and how you feel.
42:58Um, so I think for me,
43:01like, obviously,
43:02this is our fourth time,
43:03like, spending time together.
43:06And I, like,
43:08I genuinely feel like
43:09if you're going to fancy someone,
43:11which I guess is the bit
43:12that we're talking about
43:13is missing, right,
43:14then I think it should be there.
43:15OK.
43:16Um, and I think that
43:17if it's not,
43:19then you're essentially friends.
43:23Obviously,
43:24I appreciate you being honest with me,
43:25but I think for me,
43:26it's like,
43:26I want someone who actually
43:28wants to be...
43:28You deserve that,
43:29because you're gorgeous.
43:30Thank you.
43:31So, yeah,
43:31I think that's where,
43:32where I'm at.
43:34OK.
43:39Just put the lid on it.
43:41Like this.
43:46Lovely.
43:47I've really enjoyed
43:49seeing you.
43:53It's OK.
43:53Honestly, it's fine.
43:54I'm not going to lie.
43:55Like, I have an ego.
43:56It gets wounded.
43:57But I also understand
43:59and I can kind of
43:59separate myself from it.
44:00And I'd much rather
44:01someone was honest with me.
44:03So, you know,
44:04that's,
44:04that's the way it goes.
44:08I've definitely taken
44:09a lot of positive
44:10from the time
44:10that we've spent together.
44:11It's been an interesting process
44:13getting to know you
44:14and spending time with you.
44:16So, that's cool.
44:17But I think
44:18I'm going to go.
44:19OK.
44:20Oh, Stephen.
44:22That's a huge fumble.
44:24She's great.
44:25Thank you.
44:27Take care.
44:32See you.
44:33Bye.
44:34Bye.
44:35Forget what I said.
44:39It's not what I meant.
44:42I feel like
44:43if Stephen has not
44:45found me attractive
44:46since the first date
44:48that maybe there shouldn't
44:49have been a second one.
44:50But this is life.
44:51Like, not everyone's
44:52going to fancy me.
44:52That's OK.
44:53I obviously wish him
44:55all the best
44:55and I really do hope
44:56that he finds
44:58the kind of peace
44:59that he's looking for
44:59and the happiness
45:00that he's looking for
45:01because I think
45:02we all deserve it.
45:03But if I'm someone
45:04I don't want to rhyme
45:08She's incredibly
45:09emotionally intelligent.
45:11She probably understood
45:12where I'm at
45:13better than I do.
45:14She's beautiful.
45:16She's funny.
45:17So comfortable
45:18in her skin.
45:19It's, yeah,
45:20it's really easy
45:21to start
45:22going back over it
45:24and thinking,
45:24oh, maybe I shouldn't
45:25have in fact
45:25even done that.
45:26And I am,
45:28as ever,
45:29out of sorts.
45:30Oh, Steve,
45:31chin up, mate.
45:32You'll get there.
45:33Now stop overthinking
45:34what to do
45:35with your terrarium.
45:36This place shuts
45:36into any, all right?
45:46Tomorrow night!
45:48James gets a grilling
45:49from Hottie Dottie.
45:50What are your intentions?
45:52So I think day three
45:53is like,
45:54day three for me
45:55is rare.
45:56And there's a dirty
45:57double day
45:57down on Colleen's farm.
45:59You just have an immersion
46:00to Bussie, don't you?
46:02T1K.
46:02I'm not really sure
46:03about the answer
46:04to that question right now.
46:05The future of me
46:06and David
46:06is so up in the air.
46:08As our celebs!
46:09Why do you feel
46:10chemistry with me?
46:11There's definitely
46:11an attraction.
46:12You're attracted to me.
46:13Was that not obvious?
46:15Go!
46:15So which one's
46:16on a date with my mum?
46:17Right, outside.
46:18Dating!
46:19Well, I'll kiss you.
46:21I am.
46:21Really?
46:22Yeah.
46:22Oh, la, la,
46:23smoochie time!
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