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00:02Previously, the celebs touched down in Tenerife, where it was all aboard the love boat for Gabby and Carl, before
00:13hitting choppy waters.
00:14I'm exhausted. I feel like I was asking all of the questions and I got nothing back. I need more.
00:20Other celebs turned up the heat, waiting for their plus ones to arrive.
00:24Shall we play the dick and vagina game?
00:27And David's temperature rose on his date with firefighter Thomas.
00:31Tenerife knows how to turn the heat up. They're trying to get you to get your oars out.
00:35Before he was left out in the cold.
00:37I'm not a towel.
00:39We're not that cold. It's Tener's.
00:42Tonight, welcome to Spain.
00:44There's dressing up.
00:48Dressing down.
00:49Do you know why we're here?
00:50No, I have no idea.
00:53And whatever the hell this is.
00:54We've come to feel the frequency.
00:56As our celebs.
00:58Can I tell them about the barbecue?
01:00Yes!
01:01Go!
01:02Come on!
01:04Stop it!
01:06Vibrating.
01:07Hi.
01:08I'm in the mood.
01:09Me and all. I've got one of them in purple.
01:18Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where we've splashed a load of cash to fly our love-hungry stars out to
01:23Tenerife and set them up in a swanky villa to see if they can score in the sunshine.
01:29And after another fun-filled day and night on their sexy package holiday, the celebs are rising and shining and
01:36regrouping at Brekkie.
01:39Oh, nice glasses.
01:40Cooey!
01:41Oh, nice apron.
01:42Here he is.
01:42Hello.
01:43Oh, yum.
01:44We love a domestic man.
01:46With muscles.
01:47Thought you'd like a bit of food.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Because you had your big dates, didn't you?
01:50We did.
01:51Gabby and yourself?
01:52How are you feeling?
01:54Yeah, do you know what?
01:55Like, obviously, he came back.
01:56We spoke around the pool for a bit.
01:58I definitely want to see him again, but because it was such a good day, I'm also excited to see
02:02what else is out there and, like, have fun.
02:05What about you, Gabby?
02:06How are you feeling after?
02:08Well, I think if I was to go for another date with him, maybe it would be better because he
02:15would be less nervous, but do I have time to do that?
02:17Hmm.
02:18I think you need a bit of electricity.
02:20Yeah.
02:21What I want for you is for your whole genital arena to be on fire.
02:25Me too.
02:26Where'd you get tickets for the genital arena?
02:28Mine's more of a stadium.
02:31Great acoustics, apparently.
02:33Clothes for repairs.
02:34Clothes for refurbishment.
02:35Steve will see.
02:36Blood damage.
02:38Mine's like a one-man pop-up tent.
02:40Easy to erect.
02:41Impossible to get down again.
02:46Elsewhere on the island, A-dubs Dr T and PCB are at the agency's international headquarters, where they're having a
02:52rooftop rendezvous, which is French for doing bugger all.
02:57So what are we doing today, guys?
02:59Good question.
03:00Well, do you know what?
03:01It's actually a really busy day.
03:02Don't make me laugh.
03:04Gabby and David have been on their dates.
03:05That's right.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Oh, and David's coming in today.
03:09He is.
03:10Can't wait to talk to him.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Let's see how this date did go.
03:13Let's see how this date did go.
03:15Is there vodka in that orange juice?
03:16And also, exciting, Stephen's joining us today.
03:20Oh, yes.
03:20Finally.
03:21Yeah, this is good.
03:22Yeah.
03:22We've picked an absolute bobby dancer for him.
03:25Stephen and James are going on a date together.
03:27Why don't we pop along to the Stephen and James date?
03:32I would love to.
03:32Where will you find the time?
03:34And Colleen's going on a date, so I'm going to pop by the villa.
03:38You know, a little girl cheerleader moment.
03:40And maybe bring a little gift.
03:43Oh, okay.
03:43A little gift or a big gift.
03:44Yeah.
03:44Paul, you should know this.
03:45It's not about the size of it.
03:47It's what you do with it.
03:48It's the...
03:49Oh, here we go.
03:50It's the motion in the ocean.
03:52Oh, there's a spark in the dark.
03:54There's a glide in my ride.
03:55There's fizz in my...
03:57That's enough of that.
03:58This tends to be the case, I've noticed.
04:01The moment that you talk about someone's penis size, if they have a relatively small penis,
04:06they're hyper-defensive about it.
04:08We've had celebs.
04:10Oh.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12They've nearly quit.
04:13Yeah.
04:14The moment you talk about it.
04:15Talk about a knob.
04:16What?
04:16Yeah.
04:17I didn't quit though, did I?
04:18They're not talking about me anyway.
04:20All right?
04:21Right.
04:21Right, let's get back to the Singleton Villa, where there are dates aplenty on the beautiful
04:26sunny horizon.
04:27You three are going on a date today.
04:29We are.
04:30Yes.
04:30I'm really excited now.
04:31Yeah.
04:32About Dave and Steve.
04:33We might be quite compatible.
04:34Mm.
04:35How are you feeling about your date?
04:36You know what?
04:36I'm actually really excited.
04:37For me, it's got to be a spark.
04:40It's got to be that chemistry.
04:41Where do you feel your spark?
04:42In your heart?
04:43Or your...
04:43Yeah, mine's always in the old...
04:46Especially when it's plugged into the old...
04:49No, I think for me, I'm actually...
04:51Do you know what?
04:52It's very easy to have one without the other.
04:54So true.
04:54And so I'm trying to make sure the two match.
04:57Yep.
04:57Mm, so true.
04:59How about you?
05:01Yeah, how about you?
05:03I'm so excited about your date.
05:04I'm so excited about your date.
05:06What are you?
05:06Steve's such a spunk.
05:07Yeah, he is spunky.
05:08He's so hot and salt and pepper and he's spunky.
05:10To be fair, Artie, anything with salt and pepper on it, chicken, chips, spunk.
05:14Are you excited?
05:15I am nervous, but I am looking forward to it.
05:18I think I've picked a really good one.
05:20No, definitely.
05:23With the celebs' bellies nicely lined after another free breakfast, Gabby's helping Lucinda
05:27do some zhuzhing ahead of her date with the moustached maestro who whet her appetite at the mixer.
05:34Spoish, spoish.
05:35I'm really excited to get to know his team.
05:37I think, like, he had such good vibes in that room.
05:41Yes.
05:42He's a high vibes guy.
05:44Might have just been his pacemaker playing up.
05:46I will let you know later tonight if I have grabbed Stephen by the...
05:50Cock and balls?
05:51What are they?
05:52What do you call those things?
05:54The salt and peppers?
05:55You know, the love spud, thunder junk, forbidden bean bag.
05:57Handlebars?
05:58Oh, right.
05:59Handlebar moustache again, of course, yeah.
06:01There'll be a moment where you just know and you'll grab the handlebars or you won't.
06:05I'm sure he's up for a ride.
06:11While Lucinda revs herself up over at their villa, the agents have stopped pissing about on the roof and are
06:16down to agency business, where David's on the way to debrief his date with Thomas.
06:21Hello, you cheeky fuggers!
06:23And wake up the neighbours.
06:25How are we?
06:26I can't.
06:27What?
06:29I want to clap you in.
06:30Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:33So, you had your date with Thomas.
06:35Yes.
06:36Give us all the tea.
06:37The date was so good.
06:40It was so much fun.
06:42It was a nice little rollercoaster of communication.
06:45We had highs.
06:46I was vulnerable.
06:48Conversation was flowing.
06:50He was a bit cheeky flirty, so I could be a bit cheeky flirty.
06:53And then I took him back to the villa.
06:55Ooh.
06:56That's a big step.
06:57Yeah.
06:58It's lots of steps, actually.
07:00They're places much further from the coast.
07:02Had a little private chat, just us two by the poo wall.
07:05And then I sent him on his way.
07:07I bet he loved that.
07:08Invited back, then sent packing.
07:10How do you feel that you were vulnerable with Thomas?
07:14So, there is obviously vulnerable sides of me,
07:17and one of them is when it comes to a relationship.
07:20Mm-hm.
07:21So, I said that to him, like, sometimes I get a little bit nervous,
07:23I get a little bit freaked out, and I'm a bit like,
07:26oh, how's this going to go?
07:28It was really nice.
07:29He was like, thank you so much for sharing that with me.
07:32There you go.
07:32And I was like, I can't believe I've just done that.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Because normally I would have just laughed it off.
07:36Do you know what the feedback he gave us was?
07:38Oh, go on.
07:39He had a great time.
07:41Oh.
07:41He thought you were vulnerable.
07:43You were just absolutely amazing.
07:45He loved his time with you.
07:47Yeah.
07:47He boshed about 14 tequilas as well, remember?
07:51I'm really proud of you for that, because you laugh everything off.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54And that is a defence mechanism.
07:56So, really well done that you allowed yourself to be vulnerable
08:00around where you feel fragile in relationships.
08:03So, that's great and lovely feedback from Thomas.
08:06Seriously, tequila, the mind's lubricant.
08:08What happened at the end of the night?
08:11They made sweet, sweet love.
08:13No kissing.
08:14Oh.
08:14I definitely want to see him again, but I'm also very excited to see other people.
08:18I think this is a great spot, David.
08:20You're now open to see him again, but also other people.
08:22Like, you're winning.
08:23Yeah.
08:24This is good.
08:25This is good.
08:26We could not be happier with David.
08:28He has had incredible feedback.
08:30He clearly wants to date more as well, which is fantastic,
08:33because we have the perfect little event planned for him and the other celebs.
08:38David, tomorrow, the three of us are coming to yours for...
08:43..an important intervention concerning your love lives and overall happiness
08:46in this precious existence we call life.
08:48A barbecue.
08:49Oh, nice!
08:50Yes.
08:51Quality, I fucking love a barbecue.
08:53Oh, I love a barbecue.
08:54Barbecue party!
08:55Yeah!
08:56And David...
08:56Yeah.
08:57Well done.
08:59Thank you, guys.
09:00That's one word.
09:00Barbecue party!
09:02Can I tell them about the barbecue?
09:05Yes!
09:05Yes!
09:08Check out those tasty chicken drumsticks.
09:15Hoping for some hot sausage later is Lucinda,
09:17who's headed to the windswept seafront for a date with Handlebar Steve
09:21in a setting to remind them both of all their previous relationships
09:25on the rocks.
09:27I'm really excited to see Steve.
09:29I think he's going to be a fascinating person to get to know.
09:32I mean, those twisted-up handlebars.
09:34Somebody stop me.
09:36I can hear Steve is incoming.
09:41The absolute bad man.
09:44He looks pumped for this.
09:47A little bit nervous about whether Lucinda's going to like me.
09:50Maybe not.
09:52But looking forward to meeting her again.
09:54Having a bit more time.
09:55Getting to know her.
09:57Seeing how it goes.
09:58Look at that, Tash.
10:00It's like two mice snogging.
10:03Ah, Steve!
10:05Welcome to Spain!
10:07Oh, Lucinda.
10:08Hello, gorgeous!
10:10So nice to see you again after all this time.
10:13This stash has got a life of its own, doesn't it?
10:16The wind's not helping.
10:17No, it's brilliant, though.
10:18It's waving around in the wind.
10:20Cheers!
10:21Shall we get company, you see?
10:23You can try.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:24Let's hope Steve knows a good chiropractor.
10:26Bean bag on a rock.
10:29Fucking hell.
10:30You look lovely.
10:32Even amongst the wind sweaters.
10:34I think being an Aussie, the whole nature thing is not going to impact you.
10:39No, we are a little bit at one with nature.
10:42You know what?
10:43I'm just going to hype myself up a bit, Steve.
10:45I'm really just going to get crazy.
10:47Come closer.
10:48You're going to roll away on the bean bags.
10:50Yeah, I'm really curious to get to know you.
10:52Because, yeah, like from the mixer, you just felt like the most...
10:56Mustache-y?
10:58Fun, energised, interesting.
11:01I was just curious, you know?
11:03Yeah, I'm very...
11:04Mustache-y?
11:05Go with the flow, take as it comes.
11:08Try different things.
11:09You look quite relaxed, actually.
11:10I try to, but you are a big personality.
11:13Not intimidating, I hope.
11:16Erm, no.
11:17You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
11:19She's definitely got the horn.
11:21I don't know about a unicorn, but...
11:23Yeah, like a one-off.
11:25A very rare...
11:26That's very kind.
11:27A very rare person.
11:28Aw, thank you, Steve.
11:29And Steve, you're like a sexy, mature Erling Haaland.
11:32Look at you!
11:34Hello, beautiful!
11:35Hola!
11:36Bloody hell, who double-booked the rocks?
11:38I think we're in for a bit of a treat here, Steve.
11:42The goddess on the rocks.
11:44Wow!
11:45Wow!
11:46Yes!
11:47Yeah, wow!
11:50Gorgeous!
11:51Why not?
11:53Seriously, what's going on?
11:55Here she goes.
11:56Shall we get on down by the rock and feel that?
11:58Let's feel the frequency.
12:00Here we go.
12:00She's banging the gong.
12:02That's what you need, a bit more volume up by the sea.
12:04We've come to feel the frequency.
12:06Oh, mate, I'm full of frequency.
12:07I'm on 95.8 here.
12:09Are you ready to be gonged?
12:12OK.
12:13Oh!
12:14Bang it again.
12:16I'm feeling it.
12:17Don't you dare not bang that gong.
12:19Keep going.
12:20And once more.
12:21Lovely.
12:22Are we paying her per gong?
12:26Go again.
12:29Keep going.
12:31Let's do this at the end of the show.
12:32Do I still get paid?
12:33Keep gonging.
12:38I might have a fielding chakra.
12:39Anyone with some spare chakra?
12:41One more.
12:41Bosh.
12:43This could go on a while.
12:44Shall we go to an ad break?
12:57Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
12:59where we've flown our famous front page faces out to Tenerife
13:02to see if they can turn up the heat on their tepid love lives.
13:07Just a few metres from the warmth of the sea,
13:10Lucinda and Handlebar Steve are shooting the breeze
13:13on their windswept date on the rocks.
13:17Have you been to Australia?
13:18No.
13:19Would you like to go?
13:20Yeah, I would now.
13:22Smooth Handlebars.
13:23She might let you down under at this rate.
13:26So you've been around the world, I suppose.
13:28I do love travelling and I fell in love with Athens last year.
13:32And I've never flirted so much in my life.
13:35The Greek men are outrageous.
13:37It's that Mediterranean vibe.
13:39This is your cue, Steve Ross Flatley.
13:41Because we can be a little bit, I don't know,
13:44disconnected, I think, in Australia and the UK.
13:47We don't want to risk rejection.
13:48Well, they say that's men's biggest fear,
13:50is the fear of rejection.
13:53Yeah.
13:54She can't knock him back now.
13:56Well, it's like if you don't shoot your shot,
13:58then you're not going to hit the target, are you?
14:00Absolutely not.
14:01You are like an amazing person.
14:03Go on, Handlebars, full throttle.
14:06Thank you, gorgeous.
14:08I was so happy that you chose me to come and have a date with you.
14:11You can tell he's excited, his moustache is erect.
14:14What a plot twist in our lives, to be here in Spain,
14:17and being gonged for the deny ever.
14:19By the sun goddess.
14:21Oh, yeah, where did she go?
14:23Oh, God, she hasn't fallen in the water, has she?
14:25If there was only some way to sound the alarm.
14:31Back at Casa Del Love Crisis,
14:33James and Gabby have set up a workout right in front of Colleen and David.
14:37Which is weird.
14:38Oh, here they come.
14:39Oh, my God, you could have dressed for the part.
14:41You're not sure anything, guys?
14:43No, we're going to learn from the best.
14:45OK.
14:46OK.
14:46That's Colleen's way of saying, absolutely not.
14:49Oh, yeah, them traps are growing.
14:53Whoa.
14:55Did Haskell just four himself, then?
14:58Should I do these ones?
14:59I quite like this ones, like...
15:01Bicycles.
15:02Yeah, bicycles, yeah.
15:0320.
15:05Look at him riding a bike.
15:07I mean, just go out on an actual bike, do you know what I mean?
15:10Get to the local shop.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Buy chocolate, come back.
15:15What are you going to wear?
15:16What am I going to wear?
15:17Because she met you in the turtleneck.
15:19So whatever he wears will be an improvement.
15:21Oh, I'm going to go with something sophisticated, I think.
15:24A turtleneck set.
15:25Ah!
15:28Fucking hell!
15:29What's happened there?
15:30That's Scarlett.
15:31She got scared of your turtleneck.
15:34Oh, Jesus, about a hundred stones.
15:37That's his first time dealing with a bush.
15:40This is his workout.
15:41I'm doing weightlifting now.
15:44Oh, God!
15:45I just twatted my foot.
15:46Fucking hell!
15:48Don't wait for me, I could be a while.
15:51No problem, we won't.
15:56On the Costa, the sacrifice of the sun goddess seems to have worked.
16:00Because old El Sol's come out just in time for Lucinda and Steve to have a little stroll.
16:05Oh, well, the sun's come out.
16:08Just as we leave our little nook, the sun comes out.
16:11Isn't that typical?
16:13Yeah, parting of ways.
16:14I feel a little bit in the shape of a rock.
16:16I don't know about you, after being laying down there in the rock.
16:21I'm all right now.
16:22You all right?
16:23Yeah.
16:23We haven't broken your back?
16:24No, no, I feel fantastic.
16:27He's just revving up by the looks of things.
16:29Do all your chakras feel aligned after the gong?
16:32They do.
16:34My chakras are lined up.
16:35They're all lined up.
16:36They are.
16:36Here we go.
16:37So we're going to have to part now.
16:39Oh, I loved it.
16:40It was so nice getting to know you.
16:42And I know that I'll see you soon.
16:43You will?
16:44Yeah.
16:45Go on, Captain Pringles.
16:46Or should we end on a note of pash?
16:49Surely.
16:51Definitely a lovely hug.
16:53I love to measure...
16:54Ah, you're a good hugger too.
16:56Oh, ouch.
17:01Hmm.
17:02If this hug lasts any longer, she'll start to feel his gong on her chakra.
17:08Mm-hmm.
17:09I'd love to see Steve again in the sense of a friendship gathering.
17:14But I don't have much time to waste.
17:16And I want to really land on somebody that juices me up.
17:20Who don't?
17:21You know, I'm ready for the next fella.
17:24Bad luck, Steve-o.
17:25So I asked Lucinda for a bit of pash at the end.
17:28And I took the L on that one.
17:29So...
17:30We had a hug, and that's nice.
17:33But...
17:33Maybe I'll get round two.
17:35Yeah, maybe you will get round two.
17:37Round two getting rejected again.
17:38Woo-hoo!
17:39No, seriously, though.
17:40Have a nice walk back to the hotel, mate.
17:41There's the barbers on the left.
17:42No pressure.
17:46Right, let's check in with superstar DJ James,
17:48who's getting ready for tonight's date with Scarlet from The Mix Up.
17:52Is that too much?
17:54I'm just going to roll shirt open, I think.
17:57Ooh!
17:58Better out than in.
17:59The pipes.
18:01Yep.
18:01Sounds like you just cleared them.
18:03Yes.
18:04There we are.
18:05All right.
18:05I think I'm good.
18:06Let's go.
18:07Actually...
18:07Ooh!
18:08Maybe some Arthur Chef.
18:09Good idea.
18:09It is a bit of a lingerer.
18:11I can still feel it in the back of my throat.
18:13You've been on a lot of wheat.
18:14I think I'm ready.
18:15I mean, it doesn't get you much better than this,
18:16I'm completely honest with you.
18:18Let's roll.
18:19Hang on, who's he talking to?
18:20Bit weird, isn't it?
18:23From the DJ Hask to Colleen and Lucinda Nojuice.
18:27Fresh from a Rocky Steve date on a...
18:30Are my ears burning?
18:31Are they talking about a certain comedian from Bromley?
18:33An icon, brilliant, smart, competent, cool, funny, beautiful looking.
18:39Could you text Steve that?
18:40That would be lovely.
18:41You're such a stunner.
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh, right, she was talking about Colleen.
18:45Yeah, that makes more sense.
18:47At the mixer, the headlines were necklines, not punchlines.
18:51What do I do?
18:51Oh, show me, bra.
18:53I wasn't looking.
18:54Do you know what I mean?
18:55Two drinks in, I'm flashing my bra right here.
18:57But funny man Steve's charm was no joke.
19:00Oh, handshake.
19:01Oh, I love that.
19:03Meaning the stand-up stood out as her pick for a ticket to Tenner's.
19:07I met someone tonight who I gelled with straight away,
19:10and that was Steve.
19:13So, what have you decided to wear?
19:16So, it's out of these two.
19:18Red, red, has to be red.
19:19Blue.
19:20Blue.
19:21I reckon.
19:22I'm glad you said that.
19:23Oh, what is it? Ignore Rob Day?
19:27No, they've sent the troops in.
19:29Knowing Colleen the way that I do,
19:31I know that she'll be feeling a bit nervous
19:33before she goes on a date with Steve.
19:35So, I'm here to give her a little bit of a girly pep talk
19:37to help boost her confidence.
19:39Also, bringing a little gift.
19:41Or not so little.
19:43You're going on a date.
19:44Look how beautiful you are.
19:45I am going on a date.
19:46She's always so gorgeous.
19:47I am going on a date.
19:48Yeah.
19:48What's the face?
19:50I have these two voices.
19:52One going, what the hell are you doing?
19:53Don't go.
19:54You're dying of nerves.
19:56And then this other one that goes, shut up.
19:59Do yourself up.
20:00Get dressed.
20:00Go and have a great time.
20:01Yeah.
20:02And so, I'm always battling with these two voices.
20:04And I always go for the positive one in the end.
20:07And that's that fear of rejection.
20:09It's that as well.
20:10Because, you know, you can present super confident.
20:13And, you know, we've seen you.
20:14And when you're comfortable with people, you know you're safe.
20:17You're so sassy and free.
20:19And we love seeing that free Colleen.
20:22So do I, Dr T. Keep talking.
20:24So, on the date, if it's appropriate, if the vibe is going, talk about sex.
20:32Yeah.
20:32Okay, that's a good time.
20:33Bring it up.
20:34What do I say?
20:35What's your favourite position?
20:36How do you ease into the sex talk?
20:39I normally ask, how much for the VIP package?
20:42I would ask, like, how important is sex to you?
20:45Good one.
20:46Yeah, really eased into that, Dr T.
20:48And then you can start going to the other fun questions.
20:51Like, what do you sound like in bed?
20:53I sound like a warthog choking on an apple, drowning in the shallows.
20:57Are you mad?
20:58No, she's a doctor.
21:00A real doctor.
21:01No!
21:02Not enough!
21:03We said some of that to the second date.
21:06Hey, if there's chemistry.
21:08Well, on that note, I actually have a little gift for both of you.
21:11Oh, you're naughty.
21:12I'll be back, I'll be back.
21:13Dr Tara.
21:15Gifts and everything.
21:16I hope it's earrings, cos I can't find mine.
21:18I'm feeling like there might be a couple of toys.
21:21Toys?
21:22I'm not sure how useful a Frisbee and a couple of fidget spinners will be, but then I'm no expert.
21:26Self-pleasure is great.
21:28It can help you understand your preferences, your boundaries, which translates into more confidence and self-esteem outside the bedroom.
21:37She's talking about fingering.
21:38Oh, my lord.
21:40I have two of them for you.
21:41Wait, which one do you like?
21:42Do you want the pink one that's slightly larger?
21:45Or do you want the black one that's slightly smaller?
21:49Please, could I take both?
21:50And extra batteries.
21:52I am in shock.
21:54Look how wild they are.
21:56You choose first, cos you're going on the date.
21:59Well, I've had three kids.
22:00I better have the bigger one.
22:01You take the big one.
22:02Well, that's it then.
22:03Cancel Steve.
22:04I'm sorted.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Hi.
22:07I'm in the mood.
22:09We better leave you to us.
22:11Yes, please.
22:11Have so much fun, remember.
22:13I can't wait to tell you about it.
22:14Fun first.
22:15Yeah.
22:15Seriousness later.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Okay.
22:18All right.
22:18If all else fails.
22:20Yeah, you have that.
22:22Have an orgasmic date.
22:24It's a good thing that people at Tenerife are used to volcanoes.
22:28Seek shelter, people.
22:29She's going to blow.
22:40Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
22:42If you're legendary, loaded and lovesick, look no further.
22:46We've got you covered.
22:49Having put one in the bank following Dr T's dildo delivery,
22:53Colleen's got a spring in her step as she heads to her date with Steve.
22:56Wait a second.
22:57The human tash that Lucinda's just pied off.
23:01Oh, it's this super sexy smooth Steve.
23:04Keep up everyone.
23:05I saw Steve and instantly bonded with him.
23:08So who knows what could happen at the end of the night?
23:10I don't know.
23:11I mean, I'm not going to do that.
23:13I might kiss him.
23:14I fancy him.
23:15And who wouldn't fancy this absolute slick, suave, smooth operator Steve?
23:20Just look at him go.
23:21I feel privileged to be invited to Tenerife.
23:24Being chosen out of all them people.
23:26She's a very, very interesting, sexy woman.
23:29Oh my God.
23:30He's here.
23:31Oh my God.
23:32Play it cool Colleen.
23:33He just said you were sexy.
23:34You got this.
23:36Hi.
23:37Hi.
23:39How are you?
23:39I'm all right.
23:40How are you?
23:41Good to see you.
23:42How long before he says something smooth?
23:45You smell nice.
23:460.9 seconds.
23:49Hello.
23:50Hello.
23:50Hello.
23:51Do you do Malibu?
23:52Malibu, yes of course we do.
23:53And Coke, please.
23:53I love a glass of red cheese.
23:55Of course he drinks wine.
23:57So sophisticated, the sexy bastard.
24:00So you're really nervous?
24:02Yeah.
24:03Yeah, yeah.
24:03Yeah, really nervous.
24:05Yeah, no.
24:05It's just weird, isn't it?
24:07No, it is.
24:07Like we spoke to each other for 10 minutes.
24:09Yeah.
24:09And now we're on a date in Tenerife.
24:11I know, he's bizarre.
24:12Yeah, try not to poke holes in the format too much.
24:14Series 50.
24:15Excuse me, madame.
24:17Malibu.
24:19It's so big.
24:21My heart is still racing along with my nerves,
24:24but I think I'm just going to have to go with Dr Tara's advice
24:27and just try and spice things up a bit.
24:30You're not nervous.
24:32Why?
24:33I just think you come across as really confident.
24:35I am a confident guy.
24:37I would say that.
24:38Are you faking it?
24:40No, no.
24:41Do you ever fake it?
24:46No.
24:47Dr Tara asked me to ask sexual questions.
24:51And I went, on her first date, I'm going to ask,
24:53what do you want me to ask him?
24:54What position are you like?
24:55So she was going, yeah.
24:56And I'm like, no.
24:58Not first date.
24:59No.
25:00You're right.
25:01We keep it.
25:01But what do you like?
25:03No.
25:03Like that.
25:04No.
25:05Missionary then into that.
25:06Missionary then I pop to the toilet, have a quick clean up,
25:08back into bed, scroll on the internet, and then sleep while one.
25:11Reverse cowboy.
25:13Like that.
25:15So it's going horribly X-rated.
25:18X-rated before the starters even arrive.
25:20Cheeky back door by dessert.
25:22Creme brulee me.
25:25Okay.
25:26After spending literally hours deciding whether to undo one or two shirt buttons,
25:30it's finally time for James' date with Scarlet.
25:33Hang on.
25:34What are these two doing here?
25:37James, he's just rusty at chat.
25:39Yes.
25:39We don't want fart jokes, party game crap, gag.
25:43Have you actually watched this show, Anna?
25:44We want the real James.
25:46What's your James?
25:46Like we actually want him to show up on his date as he shows up with us.
25:50I don't think the real James has shown up.
25:51Not at all.
25:52Yeah.
25:52Well, who the fuck's this guy then?
25:55Hello?
26:00My date's definitely changed.
26:04Do you know why we're here?
26:08No.
26:10I have no idea.
26:12Oh, shit.
26:13P-dog looks angry.
26:18All right, James.
26:19Good to see you, James.
26:20Oh, thank God.
26:21My bum-o hasn't twitched that much since I got Dr. T as my secret Santa.
26:26We actually need your help.
26:27Okay.
26:28Yeah, we do.
26:28Yeah.
26:29This is a good thing.
26:30Perfect.
26:30Okay.
26:31So, Stephen's just got off a plane.
26:33Right.
26:33And we are throwing him straight in to his first date here in Tenerife.
26:39So, we've made on a beautiful lady called Jane for him to go on a date with.
26:43Right.
26:44So, Stephen arriving in Spain via plane to date Jane, she's going to write a rap about this,
26:49isn't he?
26:49Quite easy, actually.
26:50You are going to go on a double date.
26:54Yes.
26:55Okay.
26:55Stephen and Jane with you and Scarlet.
26:58Yes.
26:58We were thinking, because you got to know Stephen.
27:00And there was a lovely rapport between you guys at the mixer, just to help lift both
27:04of your dating games.
27:06Yes.
27:06Okay.
27:07Now, let's just discuss the elephant in the room, because we know it burned you a
27:12little bit when we said that you had shit chat.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Yeah, it did, yeah.
27:17How I see this, James, is that when you don't feel safe, you have diarrhea of the mouth.
27:23Better get the Listerine in.
27:24But when you're safe, and we see it, when you're with us, when you're with the other
27:27celebs, everyone's like, oh my God, this guy is amazing.
27:30You're doing it now.
27:31Yeah.
27:31We just want to fine tune you.
27:33When you're talking to Scarlet, I think what would be really good is if you do just
27:36tap into more of your vulnerable side.
27:38I love that.
27:39Yeah, I can hear that.
27:40I'll do that.
27:40Stephen lacks being able to come up a little bit.
27:45Yeah.
27:45And you can definitely, I think, help bring him up to that.
27:47So we really believe that together this could be a really useful opportunity for both of
27:52you.
27:53Cool.
27:53How do you think Stephen's going to show up, though?
27:55I reckon he'll show up in a questionable Titan shirt and scare the shit out of an international
27:59superstar DJ.
28:00Oh.
28:01Oh, God.
28:02Nailed it.
28:04Stop it.
28:05Hello, darling.
28:06How you doing?
28:07How are you?
28:07You look fire.
28:08Stephen, you look so good.
28:10There he is.
28:10I shouldn't.
28:11I've basically come off stage onto the plane in here.
28:13Yeah.
28:14You smell good.
28:15I've had a shower.
28:17I wash.
28:18Unlike Captain Diarrhea, breath sitting next to you.
28:20Do you know what you're doing right here with us?
28:23I have no idea.
28:24So we do have a date lined up for you.
28:28Okay.
28:29Her name is Jane.
28:31Right.
28:32She is...
28:34A chef?
28:36She is intelligent.
28:38She's into music.
28:39We think that you will really enjoy her company.
28:43Now, you know how they say, you know, two's company, three's a crowd?
28:47Right.
28:47How do you feel about four?
28:49Double date.
28:50Double date.
28:51Oh, wingman.
28:52Have fun.
28:53Eat, drink.
28:54Be merry.
28:55Go back to the villa and then we'll come and see you tomorrow.
28:57Cool.
28:58And you look great, guys.
28:59You smell good.
29:00Enjoy.
29:01Right.
29:02Let's go.
29:03What is the worst that could happen?
29:04After you.
29:05Well, I hope we're about to find out.
29:08With Colleen flirting up a storm on her, don't we, Steve, and James and Pro Green prep for
29:12their double date, back at the villa, David has just discovered the hidden love party room
29:17and is putting it to good use with Gabs and Lucinda.
29:20How sick is this?
29:22What is it?
29:23It's like a little secret club.
29:25Oh, my God.
29:26Look how sick it is.
29:28This place looks outrageous.
29:30If by outrageous you mean your nan's conservatory with some rented neon signs.
29:34Get your halo dirty, baby.
29:37Woo!
29:39Cheers, girls.
29:40Cheers!
29:41Girls now!
29:42Woo!
29:43Yay!
29:46We've got girls, we've got drinks, we've got dirty halos.
29:49Now, all we need is some goss.
29:51Guys, over to you.
29:52What about Colleen, though, on her date with Steve?
29:54I hope it goes well.
29:55I've got a good feeling.
29:57And, like, she said that their chat was fantastic.
29:59So you never know, she might bring him back to the villa.
30:01They might have a bit of hanky-panky, if it doesn't go to plan.
30:05George Dara had two dildos about yay size.
30:09I mean, she can have a good old sit on that.
30:15You've got a dildo as well, didn't you?
30:20I can't wait to get into the room.
30:21I'm going to wrap this up.
30:22Yeah, you want to...
30:22Do you want Oz to piss off?
30:24Do you want to take the party room?
30:26Oh, please don't.
30:27We'll never get our deposit back on the villa.
30:31Anyway, while I try and get that image out of my mind, it's double date o'clock, and
30:34after being schooled by PCB and A-dubs, I wonder what plans the professor has got for
30:39his double meet-up.
30:41We need to play banana in plain sight.
30:43You what?
30:44What's that?
30:45So everyone has to leave the room, and then you put a banana somewhere.
30:49Be careful, he used to play rugby.
30:50You'll have it up your arse and drinking a pint of his piss in ten minutes.
30:53Let's find it.
30:54But it has to be in plain sight.
30:57Pipe down, Professor Party.
30:58There is such a thing as too much fun.
31:00I hope these two can pull themselves together before their dates arrive,
31:04cos here they are now!
31:06I'm excited to see James again, and yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
31:12I'm a guest, I'm excited.
31:13I know he's a musician, he's kind of a legend around here.
31:17I'm open for romance, that's why I'm here, so let's go, let's get it.
31:23Hello.
31:23Oh, hello, how are you?
31:25You look gorgeous.
31:26Nice to meet you.
31:26I know.
31:27You are, you're a baby.
31:28Yeah, very well.
31:29Lovely to meet you, James.
31:30Stephen.
31:30Nice to meet you.
31:31Nice to meet you.
31:31Sit over here, I'll get your chair on.
31:33Oh, hi.
31:34Sit opposite me.
31:35Scarlet looks amazing, she looks great out there at the mixer,
31:37but she looks incredible here this evening.
31:39I just hope I get an opportunity to talk to her,
31:42and I won't have to babysit Stephen through the entire meal.
31:44How are you?
31:45You all right?
31:45I'll just stand awkwardly waiting over here.
31:47Very nice to meet you, how are you doing?
31:50Sweet, thank you.
31:51What's happening, ladies?
31:52Gorgeous girl in a red dress, but I wasn't expecting to be going
31:55on a date at all tonight, definitely not a double date
31:58with James and Scarlet, but here we are, here we go again.
32:01Me, out of my comfort zone.
32:03How are you?
32:04I'm all right, I'm all right.
32:06I had a show last night, so I am, yeah, it's been an adventurous 24 hours.
32:11This is not, you've had other dates, have you?
32:13Very nice.
32:14Um, I've been calling the meet-ups.
32:16Oh, not this again.
32:18Yeah.
32:19No intent, no motive, no expectations.
32:21Yeah, that's exactly what every girl wants to hear on a first date.
32:24So you're not expecting anything from this conversation?
32:26Nothing more than good conversation.
32:30Well, it should be open to romance, please.
32:33Yeah, but it can't be forced.
32:35I was saying to James before that it was weird that the mixer,
32:39because I walked in feeling as awkward as anything.
32:42Yeah.
32:42Awkward is my general disposition.
32:45Bloody old prof, anyone got a banana?
32:47You don't give that actually, you actually know you're calm, yeah.
32:50That's my response to crisis.
32:51I'm calm in a crisis, and then my day-to-day life is just in disarray.
32:54You think this is a crisis?
32:57No, this is definitely not a crisis.
32:59Ask all you know what to do.
33:00Get at the table, have a massive shit.
33:02Let's create a crisis.
33:17Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the agency's flirty field trip is in full swing in tennis.
33:25And back at James and Stephen's double date, after Professor Partey's bad bant, his date Jane is taking control of
33:32the chat.
33:32Do you have any vices, guys?
33:34Oh, straight out of the gate.
33:36Vices.
33:36Ooh, sexy chat.
33:38That's going to get this date heading in a spicier direction.
33:41Sort of vinegar crisps.
33:43Yeah, my poison.
33:44Potatoes in almost any form.
33:46Oh, for fuck's sake.
33:48I don't like cheese.
33:49I have almost an aversion to it.
33:52Parmesan hitting pasta and starting to melt is...
33:55I'm out.
33:56Surely Professor Grier's got feta chat than this.
33:59You're doing what everyone else does.
34:01You're judging me.
34:01I can see it.
34:02Yep.
34:03It's only you, don't I?
34:04Yeah, good work, Jimbo.
34:05Move on from the cheese chat and get the girls involved.
34:08Holly and shit, to be honest.
34:10Sounds like me.
34:10Yeah, perfect.
34:11I love food.
34:12Not bothered.
34:13The food, actually, I've had over here, it's amazing.
34:15You ever been here before?
34:16Yes.
34:16Came to tell me if on holiday last year.
34:18So, me, my two girls, and my mum and my mum's partner.
34:21I love that.
34:22Yeah.
34:23How about you guys?
34:25I've got a really good relationship with my mum.
34:26My dad passed away about five months ago.
34:29Five months ago?
34:31They've been together for like 45 years.
34:33They had a really close relationship, and it's weird,
34:35because I always had a family that was together.
34:37I'm separated and divorced, so it kind of...
34:39It was a really interesting kind of journey for that,
34:41because I'd never seen that kind of vision of a family together,
34:44but they were a great couple.
34:45Hang on, James is actually trying...
34:47That was a rugby pun.
34:48..to take the agent's advice and be vulnerable.
34:51This is a turn up.
34:52I used to take my parents out with me.
34:54Like, if we went out on a night hour,
34:55I mean, I wouldn't bring on a date.
34:56I mean, that's a bit weird.
34:57It's a bit niche.
34:58But if I had a nice sort of event with the lads,
35:00I'd bring them out.
35:01That was cute.
35:02Cute slash bit weird, but props, another rugby joke,
35:06to James for getting the date chat back on track.
35:08Not a rugby pun.
35:10Just...
35:10That's all I had.
35:13And after some initial nerves,
35:15let's see how Colleen's getting on with Senor Smooth,
35:17as they've just been served.
35:19Oh, wait, that's a tennis, not rugby pun.
35:21Shit.
35:22I'm very by steak medium, sir.
35:24Cheers, mate.
35:24You're welcome.
35:26Enjoy you.
35:27I'm brave, aren't I, having spaghetti on a first date?
35:31So brave.
35:32Not all heroes wear napkins.
35:33Oh, we could do Lady and the Tramp.
35:36Oh, God.
35:36Look away now, Disney fans.
35:38All right.
35:40After my next Malibu.
35:44Or...
35:47What the hell's that?
35:49What?
35:50That looks familiar.
35:51Has Lucinda dropped by?
35:52I mean, I am a veggie, but I will go for a bit of me.
35:55Oh, right.
35:56Go on, Colleen.
35:58It's just difficult to get it all on.
36:00Oh, Jesus.
36:01See if you can get it all in.
36:03Oh, here we go.
36:04All natural.
36:05Oh, yes.
36:06There you go, boss.
36:08Swallowing it's hard.
36:10Christ, there's no stopping her now.
36:13Right, let's get the track.
36:14Let's get the...
36:15Let's get back on track of classy.
36:17Poor old Steve's lost for words.
36:19It's you.
36:20You bring out the bad in me.
36:21Looks like he wants to put the bad in you.
36:23You know what I'm saying?
36:24I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
36:27I have to say, and I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
36:32Don't?
36:32Unless you ask nicely.
36:34Can you even ask for that nicely?
36:37But...
36:37But, you know, I was very lucky that you were there.
36:40And I actually was very, very attracted to you.
36:44Of course, the way you look, but also the way we got on.
36:47Like, it just felt so normal and natural and lovely.
36:49You're an interesting lady.
36:53Completely intrigued to know more.
36:56What was it like being a pop star?
36:58I never thought of it like that.
37:00Cos it's something I'd always done from the age of two.
37:04Cos my mum and dad, my brothers, we all sang as a big family.
37:06And so it never...
37:09It just felt like this is all I've ever known.
37:11Mm.
37:11Yeah.
37:15What are you smiling at?
37:16You see?
37:16You do this.
37:17What?
37:18You've just got a really wicked face.
37:21I don't know what you're thinking.
37:22I think, after all your sexual innuendos tonight, Colleen,
37:25it's pretty clear what he's thinking.
37:27That's right.
37:28He's thinking about the boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
37:33Elsewhere on the island,
37:34and also in pursuit of the boom, boom, tickle, tickle, pow, pow.
37:38Sorry, I just can't stop.
37:39It's double date duo Professor Steven and Wingman James,
37:43who are supposed to be helping each other bring the flirty fun.
37:46When is your next performance?
37:52Am I invited?
37:55Not yet.
37:56Oh, Steven with a PH.
37:58Oh, no, that's mean.
38:00She asked me when my next gig was.
38:02Jay said, am I invited?
38:03And I was like, not yet.
38:04Awkward.
38:06I've been having a great dinner with Scarlett,
38:08getting on really well,
38:08but I do not understand what the fuck Steven is up to,
38:12denying a woman a gig.
38:14Just say yes.
38:15I need to go and have a chat with him before we ballsy the rest of it up.
38:18I'm just going to go get a beer.
38:19Do you want to come with me?
38:20Yeah, go on.
38:20I'm going to come out.
38:21I'll see you open a minute.
38:22I thought you guys did that.
38:23Sorry, excuse us.
38:24Excuse us.
38:25It's 2026.
38:26We can go to the toilet if we want to together.
38:28Don't judge us.
38:29Here we go.
38:30Wingman pep talk incoming.
38:33My back is fucked from carrying this whole date situation here.
38:37Oh shit, James didn't come to play.
38:39I thought I've been dating three people.
38:41You've not been carrying...
38:42I'm just showing interest.
38:44She asked to come to your gig and you said no.
38:46I didn't say no.
38:47That was excellent.
38:48She said, am I inviting?
38:48And I said, not yet.
38:49It was a...
38:50Just go with it.
38:51We've got lovely girls.
38:53We need to up our game.
38:55Let's have a bit of fun.
38:55Light-heartedness.
38:56The food's good.
38:57The girls are lovely.
38:58We've been poor.
38:59I thought we've been great.
39:00You thought wrong.
39:01And that's okay.
39:03That's okay.
39:03But as a friend and a former lover,
39:06I'm telling you, we need to up your game.
39:08Okay.
39:09Okay?
39:10Let's go.
39:11Hopefully the pep talk will work on Stephen
39:13and he'll stop pissing about.
39:15And speaking of pissing about,
39:17back to David and the girls.
39:19Journey in is a fancy dress line.
39:20Who are ten spritzes in.
39:22Get the drink.
39:23I'm not even joking.
39:24Oh shit, brace yourselves.
39:26The girls.
39:28I'm sorry.
39:29I'm sorry.
39:30I'm lying high and I'm breaking free.
39:32Get off, you fucking nerd.
39:34Breaking down the door.
39:36I don't mean no one's permission.
39:39I'm sorry.
39:40I'm sorry.
39:40We're flin' on the top of this.
39:42Thank God you're we both done.
39:44This is helping their love lives.
39:46I promise.
39:47Who cares if it don't?
39:49I like watching it.
39:50Oh, oh, oh.
39:51Tough for all.
39:57Cheers, girls!
39:59Girls, guys!
40:00Yes!
40:02Amen, sister.
40:04Right, from blocking out the haters to our double-daters.
40:07And let's see if James has transformed the brainy Professor Stephen
40:10from awkward battle rapper into awesome banter-raconteur.
40:14Have you had any, like, nightmare dates,
40:16like, in crazy, terrible stories on dates?
40:18I mean, that is a bold question after tonight's shenanigans.
40:21It was a first date, and he took me to, like, Toby Carford for a drink,
40:27and so I was, like, dressed up like...
40:28Nothing like a mid-week roast.
40:30I knew I recognised her.
40:32He started talking about his dog that died, like, two years before,
40:36for a good 20 minutes.
40:38And was it what? It was just, like, just...
40:39His eyes welled up with tears.
40:42Sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.
40:43Yeah, you're going to hell.
40:44My dog died two years ago, three years ago.
40:46Don't bring them...
40:47It was seriously horrible.
40:49Yeah, I know, it's so bad.
40:50You're talking about your dead dog now.
40:52I'm laughing about it, but I also feel the need to just confirm
40:54that I was upset when my dog died again,
40:56so this is what goes on in my head.
40:57Stop your head.
40:59Stop telling me what to do.
41:03If I was to design your, like, perfect man,
41:06feel free to a six-foot-three blonde tattoo.
41:09Is that you or me?
41:11It is late in the day, but that is official banter.
41:14Well, it could be you, but, yeah.
41:17With absolutely no emotional depth or intelligence.
41:20Like, physically, like, I don't have, like, a specific type,
41:24but I do like someone who is keeping fit,
41:28like, is healthy, looks after themselves.
41:30Yeah.
41:30And six-foot blonde.
41:31Ooh, flirty.
41:32Hey.
41:33Sounds like it might be me.
41:35Ooh, stop it.
41:37Yeah, we got it.
41:38Follow-up question for two of you.
41:39Yes, yes.
41:40So, are you a hoe?
41:42A hoe?
41:44No, I don't think so.
41:46You a hoe?
41:46You give a hoe vibes.
41:48I've got a hoe vibes.
41:49Do you know what?
41:50I think my poor social skills...
41:52Yeah, there's no hoeing.
41:53Um, no.
41:55That's good.
41:56I'm proud of you guys.
41:57And I'm proud of them too.
41:59James brought the vulnerability,
42:00and Stephen was, uh, fun.
42:02Well, he laughed at the dead dog, at least.
42:04Right, guys, shall we go?
42:06Yeah.
42:06Come on, then.
42:08James was a gentleman.
42:09It was funny.
42:11It would have just been nicer to have, like,
42:13a bit of one-on-one.
42:15And by one-on-one,
42:16she means a date without Professor Green there.
42:18That was really nice.
42:19We appreciate it.
42:20Thank you so much for flying out.
42:21I hope you catch up again soon.
42:25Did I fancy Scarlett?
42:26Yeah, I did, actually.
42:27I thought she looked beautiful.
42:28I think I need to sleep on it
42:29as to whether we do another one-on-one date.
42:32That's good.
42:32He's taking time to think,
42:33just like Paul and Anna wanted.
42:35Good work.
42:36Thank you so much for a lovely evening.
42:38Oh, thank you.
42:38Yeah, it was really nice to hang out.
42:40I'd like to see Stephen again.
42:42Really?
42:42Careful on that hill.
42:43Yeah.
42:44He's a cool guy.
42:45Chill.
42:46But he needs some work.
42:48Sounds like it's not a complete no, then.
42:50Jane was great to talk to.
42:52She's lovely.
42:53There was nothing wrong, per se.
42:54Jane, but that doesn't mean that it's right either.
42:57So I wouldn't mind bumping into Jane,
42:59but I wouldn't go for another date with her, no.
43:02Oh, Stevie boy, what's it going to take
43:03to get those juices flowing?
43:05And what's with all the cats?
43:06You can't move for a person to her roof.
43:08But on the other side of town,
43:10things are looking a little more positive
43:11as Colleen and sexy bastard Steve
43:14have been flirting up a storm.
43:16And if you ask me,
43:17this has got a snog in a taxi home
43:19written all over it.
43:20So I think we need to go on another date.
43:24Yeah, me too.
43:28Yeah, give me a little kiss.
43:30Little kiss.
43:31Oh, he's gone early at the table.
43:36Of course he has.
43:38Colleen's only gone and got a kiss.
43:40That dildo's in for a hammering later.
43:44No, it's been lovely
43:45and you've been a real gentleman as well.
43:48Oh, thank you.
43:49I mean, I could snog your face off.
43:51Go on, Colleen.
43:52Oh, really?
43:52Yeah.
43:52It's a little bit too quick, isn't it,
43:54on the first day?
43:56Second day.
43:57Wow.
44:00Second day we're wanting to come to the restaurant.
44:04I'll meet you in room, whatever.
44:06Blimey, I'm not sure how the camera crew
44:08will feel about that one.
44:09I'm in, though.
44:10No, it's been really nice.
44:11And, you know, you're easy on the ice.
44:14Go on, Steve.
44:14Say something smooth one last time.
44:17Why, thank you.
44:17You're not so bad yourself.
44:18Kids.
44:19Is that us?
44:20Yeah.
44:20Right, let's do one.
44:21After you.
44:22Get your coat.
44:23You're pulled.
44:26Right, which way are you going?
44:28Which way are you going?
44:29Which way are you going?
44:31Well, she's going outside because it's the end of the date, Steve.
44:34What a lovely evening.
44:36I've had a great evening.
44:37I have.
44:38Thank you very much.
44:39Going in for round two.
44:40Corsi is the pure filth machine.
44:43Bye.
44:44See you soon.
44:44See you later.
44:45See you.
44:46The date went really well.
44:48The company was the best part and the kiss was the seal.
44:51So, I would like to see Colleen again.
44:54He's exactly what I thought.
44:56He's good fun.
44:57He's got the same sense of humour.
44:58He's got a really twinkly eye thing going on that just makes me smile because he's naughty.
45:05I like it.
45:10Why am I kittling like a fucking 12-year-old?
45:14Because you like him and you're not 12 and you're not fucking.
45:17Not yet anyway.
45:18That's right.
45:19I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
45:22Penetrasive sex.
45:24Tomorrow night.
45:27There's some new surprises.
45:29Let the fun begin.
45:30Some familiar faces.
45:32Oh my God.
45:33Oh God, Jesus shit.
45:35And the same naughtiness.
45:36What's that mean?
45:37Sex.
45:38Yeah, thanks, Colleen.
45:39I need the sausages on the grill, but I also need the sauce.
45:42As our celebs.
45:44Seize the moment.
45:46Go.
45:47My ex-husband was allergic to cats.
45:50Dating.
45:51Keep your hands away from David, he's mine.
45:53Oh my God, I feel like I'm being told from Pillars of House.
46:07I'm being told from Playтиona.
46:11Bye.
46:17Bye.
46:19Bye-bye.
46:20Bye-bye.
46:21Bye-bye.
46:23Bye-bye.
46:26Bye-bye.
46:26Bye-bye.
46:26Bye-bye.
46:27Bye-bye.