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00:12Hey, water department figures.
00:14Oh, did that guy call back?
00:15Oh, mister, I was just about to call you.
00:17No, no, no, the...
00:18Yes, he said the inspection budget's down 10%.
00:21Down?
00:21Yeah.
00:22Great, so...
00:23You know who I'm gonna follow up with?
00:24Angie.
00:25Okay.
00:26Hey, Ed, you want to see me?
00:28Hey, Adam, did you just...
00:29Did you just call me Ed?
00:31My name's Ned.
00:31Sure, for editor-in-chief.
00:33I saw you, Mayor, talking fast to one another,
00:35and I thought, you guys want to save some time?
00:37Watch this.
00:38Well, it worked.
00:41Okay, so...
00:42Local man, Victor Premins,
00:44stuffed a Dyson in his pants
00:45and walked out of an East Toledo Target as a joke,
00:49but the prudish store manager
00:51didn't get the punchline.
00:53Crazy.
00:53It is.
00:54Who is your source for this article?
00:56Victor Premins.
00:57The man who...
00:59stuffed the vacuum in his pants.
01:01Yeah, it was a hilarious joke.
01:03Okay.
01:03Did you get any other sources for the article?
01:10I did not.
01:11No, right.
01:12I want you to consider that Victor may have been lying to you.
01:15Mm.
01:15That he only said that it was a joke because he got caught.
01:20Um, okay.
01:25I think this could be the lead story in the Also News.
01:29Happy?
01:30Yeah.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:33I started something called the Also News.
01:35We print it right here.
01:37It's distributed only on this floor.
01:39And Adam is the star reporter for the Also News.
01:44As journalists, we are going to get lied to.
01:47But one of our jobs is to separate fact from fiction.
01:50And to place commas correctly, right?
01:52It was one comma.
01:53Let it go.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Yeah, so I wrote a sad story about a woman who owned a pet pig.
01:58Um...
02:00The pig was also named a vet, so that didn't help.
02:02So I thought, as we're all still new to this,
02:05we could play a little game to train our instincts.
02:07The game is called Two Truths and a Lie.
02:09It's fun.
02:09Uh, the drinking game, right?
02:11Oh, I would actually prefer not to drink at work, if that's okay.
02:14We're not going to drink.
02:15No one's drinking.
02:25Okay, pair up and get your BS detectors out.
02:28Travis.
02:29Should I get Mare?
02:30Oh, no, she's on deadline.
02:32Right, Mare?
02:33Right, Mare?
02:34Hey, Mare.
02:34I'm on deadline.
02:35Okay.
02:39Remember, you're listening for the Ring of Truth and the Clunk of Lies.
02:45Okay.
02:48Go.
02:49Okay.
02:51I buy a new toothbrush every week.
02:52I can't feel pain on the bottoms of my feet,
02:54and I once missed out a phone number and accidentally called Martin Lawrence.
02:57Okay, well, you don't have that many good stories,
02:59so I don't think you would have held on to the Martin Lawrence thing for that long,
03:03right, unless it's not the Martin Lawrence that we all know and love.
03:05Oh.
03:07May I please see the bottoms of your feet?
03:09No.
03:10Martin Lawrence is a lie.
03:12Nice.
03:12Very good.
03:13Very good.
03:14That was good.
03:15I once knocked out Muhammad Ali.
03:21And?
03:22And what?
03:23Okay, who doesn't have any good stories?
03:25Oh, my goodness.
03:26You'll reach Martin Lawrence.
03:28When you hear that beat, you know what to do.
03:29What?
03:31Well, the first time I called him, he thought I was his niece,
03:33and we had this really sweet heart-to-heart about my spending habits,
03:36but ever since then, it just goes to voicemail.
03:40Holy crap.
03:41Who's this?
03:42Wait, he just texted, stop calling this number.
03:45Martin, are you kidding me?
03:47Can you see me as well?
03:48For real?
04:12I don't know.
04:18All right, Adam's piece was picked up by the Also News,
04:22so we are one article short.
04:24Oh, how terrible.
04:27Oh, Ned is still here.
04:29Perhaps he has cockroach DNA.
04:32Do you know cockroach?
04:33That you try to smash it, but then it doesn't die.
04:37He turns on his back.
04:39You know?
04:40That's Ned.
04:41And you pretend that you're happy that he's alive.
04:45Ned.
04:46Yeah.
04:47I really want this to succeed.
04:51Thanks.
04:53What is our wire cutter?
04:55What is our wordle?
04:58We need things which keep people's minds off the bloody news.
05:02You have to remember our core audience is people on toilets.
05:08I have an idea.
05:09I have an idea.
05:09Oh, my God.
05:10How long have you been there?
05:12The whole time.
05:12I thought you wore a pile of shirts.
05:14I thought you wore a pile of shirts.
05:15Uh, no.
05:15Uh, yes, Mayor.
05:16Let's hear it.
05:17Uh, so in the 90s, the paper used to do this section called Shame on You.
05:22We'd, like, uncover a business scam and catch them in the act.
05:25Oh, that's, okay.
05:26That's good.
05:27I like that.
05:27Yeah.
05:28I've got a list of businesses who wouldn't advertise with us, so you can select your targets from
05:33there, Mayor.
05:34Mayor, do you have a business in mind?
05:35Okay, I just bought a new mattress.
05:37Do you know the scam with mattress stores?
05:39Ugh, okay, so basically, they all carry the exact same stuff, but change the name so you can't compare prices.
05:45False advertising scam.
05:46Good, yeah.
05:47Let's do it.
05:48Okay.
05:50Great.
05:52Great.
05:54Matt?
05:55Yeah?
05:56I'm so sorry about the disappointing news.
06:00You must be very sad.
06:04What's, uh, sorry, what?
06:06Oh, because you don't know about Mayor?
06:10Mayor, the woman whose parents named her after Horse.
06:14She's leaving us for a hotel business.
06:18What?
06:20No, that makes no sense.
06:22I literally just sent her out on a story just now.
06:25Sadly, I got a call from Mr. Bob Willis at Radisson checking for her references.
06:32She got accepted to a concert training program, which we know it's bad.
06:40But it seems like that's what she wants.
06:42She didn't say anything to me.
06:44She's embarrassed.
06:46I mean, it's giving up her dreams for a paycheck.
06:50Or maybe she just doesn't believe in you?
06:52She's...
06:53She's the only one here with any reporting experience.
06:56I will never get a fair hearing from Nad.
06:59I mean, I could be the most amazing reporter on this planet.
07:04Some people say I am.
07:06But I could never beat the sex pheromones that Mayor is putting out there.
07:11I'm gonna...
07:11I'm gonna talk to her about it.
07:12Wait, wait.
07:13What?
07:13What?
07:14Why do you want to do that?
07:15Because she's our best reporter and I don't want to lose her.
07:18And?
07:19And what?
07:20And what?
07:20You think she's a beautiful woman from a certain angle with the right light.
07:24Oh, okay.
07:25No.
07:26Hey.
07:27Uh, uh, that is incredibly inappropriate.
07:31She's your favorite.
07:32I saw you looking at her like a dog on my auntie's leg.
07:37Christ.
07:37No, no, no, no.
07:38Stop that.
07:38That is not...
07:39Hey, stop that.
07:40I would not do that.
07:41I barely...
07:42We've been...
07:43She works with me.
07:46My mistake.
07:47I apologize.
07:48Good.
07:48Actually, it's good because I thought this would have been more bad news for you.
07:52But now I feel that I can tell you and it's not going to hurt your feelings.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Okay.
07:57Because Mayor, she's, uh, you know, asessuale.
08:02I don't...
08:03What?
08:03She's asexual.
08:06Like, she's not a sexual person.
08:08I don't...
08:09She's not, really.
08:10She's not.
08:10Okay.
08:10That's why they want her at Radisson, because she is a diversity hire.
08:15Sure.
08:15I don't, uh, that's not any of my business, whatever way she...
08:20Of course.
08:20I don't care about that.
08:21No, no, it's just that she's asexual.
08:24I got it.
08:24Stop.
08:24Like, this is what she is.
08:26First of all, whatever way Mayor wants to live her life is her choice.
08:31Oh.
08:31Okay?
08:31Yeah.
08:32Second of all, are you sure?
08:35You should ask her.
08:36I'm sure she would be okay to talk about it with you, because you are her boss.
08:42You are curious about her sexuality.
08:45No.
08:45And if the HR lawyers would say anything about it, I got your back.
08:53Uh...
08:53Uh...
08:53Nant?
08:56Uh, I'm trying to run a paper here.
08:58I can't be losing my best reporter to the Radisson.
09:02Maybe they take Adam.
09:10Hey.
09:11Hey.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:12I'm just printing these out, and then I'm off to the mattress.
09:14No, not at all.
09:15I'm not rushing you.
09:16Just take your time.
09:18We've been around a hundred years.
09:19We'll be around a hundred more.
09:23Um...
09:23If you have to put odds on us succeeding, you know, near future, long term, what are you
09:30feeling?
09:31You're out of number.
09:3295%.
09:34Wow.
09:35I'm leaving 5% open in case of asteroid, which would be a shame, because that would be a
09:39great story to cover.
09:40Yeah.
09:41But otherwise, no doubts whatsoever.
09:43100%.
09:45Asteroids are real.
09:4695%.
09:47Wow.
09:48Well, you can't beat those odds.
09:51I'm sorry, 95%.
09:53That's delusional, right?
09:56And a little nerve-wracking, considering he holds my career in his hands.
09:59Unless he's really amazing.
10:00I mean, he did sell a crazy amount of toilet paper.
10:03Okay.
10:04I'll see you later.
10:06No, don't, don't, uh, don't leave.
10:08What was that?
10:09Let's hunt down the mattress door story together, you and me.
10:13You just want to come to some mattress doors with me?
10:17Because you've got such a fun job.
10:18Let's both enjoy it.
10:20Sure.
10:21Woodward and Woodward's boss.
10:24And Bradley.
10:25Okay, you actually knew that.
10:29Oh, you run so athletically.
10:35Hey, Chief.
10:36Hey, just because I'm your editor-in-chief, you, uh, you don't have to call me that.
10:39Uh, I wasn't.
10:40I'm just, I'm not good with names.
10:42Um.
10:45Ned.
10:46Ned.
10:47Ned.
10:48Ned.
10:48Ned, Ned, Ned.
10:49I knew it was something old-timey.
10:50Ned.
10:51Got it.
10:52Ned.
10:53Is this?
10:54Anyways, two truths and a lie.
10:55It was very helpful.
10:56And since I finished my article already, I wanted to know if I could do it with somebody else.
11:00Like, for, like, for practice.
11:02Yeah.
11:02Maybe, um, Nicole.
11:04Travis, or?
11:04Yeah, yeah, Travis is cool, but I was thinking more like, uh, Nicole.
11:10Whoever you want.
11:11Okay, I'm gonna tell Nicole you said to do it.
11:13Thanks, Fred.
11:16Detrick.
11:17I don't really think of him that way.
11:19My type historically has been know-it-alls who don't really like me, so pretty much the complete opposite of
11:26Detrick.
11:30Oscar.
11:31Uh, may I approach?
11:32You may.
11:35So, me and Mir, we're working on a really interesting piece.
11:38It's called-
11:38I don't care.
11:39It's called Shame on You.
11:40I know you don't care.
11:41I know you don't.
11:41And no pressure, all right?
11:42No pressure.
11:43I'm not putting any pressure on you.
11:44I can see that.
11:47Just in case it's not done in time, would you mind whipping up another Sudoku for the paper?
11:52That last one was just-
11:54Well-
11:54It was so good.
11:55I couldn't look away.
11:57I'm pretty busy.
11:58Okay, totally.
11:59It's just, I know you're good with numbers.
12:01Could be fun.
12:02Well, saying that work is fun-
12:04Uh-huh.
12:04Is a form of pressure.
12:06Quite frankly, it's giving me PTSD from an old boss.
12:10Okay.
12:10I apologize.
12:12No more pressure.
12:13So I'll put you down as a maybe.
12:15Don't count on it.
12:16Okay.
12:19Maybe I'm a maybe.
12:21I don't know why Ned wants us to play two truths and a lie, but he's the boss.
12:26So, um, yeah.
12:30Sushi?
12:32Where'd you get that sushi?
12:34There's no sushi around here.
12:36Um, I hate to disagree with you right off the bat, but they have it at the gas station.
12:41Ew.
12:42When'd you get that sushi?
12:44You haven't left all day and your car was here when I got in.
12:48Okay, the noticer.
12:49Yeah, that's what they call me.
12:51Cool.
12:52There's a new noticer in town.
12:58All right, um, how about this?
13:00I ask you a question.
13:02You don't want to answer it, you, uh, eat a piece of sushi.
13:05It's not that bad, for real.
13:07Well, there's your lie.
13:11Okay.
13:14Okay, so what kind of couple should we be?
13:16Just a regular couple.
13:18Uh, not regular.
13:19Uh, hetero.
13:21Uh, sis.
13:22What are you asking?
13:24No, I just mean, are we bougie, you know?
13:26Or are we cheap?
13:27Are we too online?
13:28Are we not online at all in a way that's kind of weird, you know?
13:30Do we have kids?
13:31Do you want kids and I don't?
13:32And it's kind of tearing us apart.
13:33If this is making you at all uncomfortable, we don't have to be a couple at all, all right?
13:38We can just be brother and sister.
13:42We're buying a mattress together?
13:45Our mom gets debilitating bladder infections.
13:50She's, she's incontinence.
13:51Oh, my God.
13:51Oh, my God.
13:52We're just a couple.
13:53It makes...
13:53Okay?
13:54And keep the mom thing in your back pocket if everything goes wrong.
13:58I am so sorry to hear about your mother.
14:00Thanks.
14:01It's his mother.
14:02We're actually married.
14:03I'm also her boss.
14:07At a sleep research facility where we keep things very professional, right?
14:13We, we, we, we don't use any of the beds at work for, this would be our home mattress where
14:19we, where, it'd be our, we're...
14:21So we're actually doing that whole, like, going around price comp thing, and we were super interested in your Stay
14:29Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam, right, honey?
14:32Yes.
14:33Yes.
14:34Right over here.
14:34Oh.
14:35Oh, great.
14:35$1,900 for a queen.
14:37Great.
14:38And now your ad says that you match any price, right?
14:41That's right.
14:42As long as it's the same mattress.
14:43Totally.
14:44That's great because we actually just saw one over at Twice Upon a Mattress that looks identical to the Stay
14:49Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam, but it was $15.50.
14:52Would you honor that price?
14:54Ah, I assure you, the Stay Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam is exclusive to our store.
14:58Oh.
14:59That's too bad, since I'm a sleep researcher and my wife is the person who shaves people before our experiments.
15:06A nurse?
15:09It's more specific than that.
15:12We could really use these savings.
15:14I wish I could help, but the lumbar support, it definitely will.
15:19Do you mind just checking for us, though?
15:22She's very thorough.
15:24Yeah.
15:24I'm just gonna go, um, let me see if I can get my manager.
15:28That'd be great.
15:37Hi.
15:38I am incredibly sorry about my limp.
15:41I hurt my foot last night.
15:44About my match.
15:46Darts play our final.
15:47We won.
15:49And I scored the winning double.
15:51This happened afterwards.
15:52I was mugged.
15:54Nearly mugged for the winnings and trophy.
15:56Can, I heard you dropped a dart on your foot.
15:57I did indeed, sir.
16:00This is just our bi-weekly budget meeting with Marv in which we have absolutely nothing unusual planned.
16:06And if I am rubbing my hands together slightly, it's because it's chilly in here.
16:11Everybody here?
16:12Yes, I believe we are all here.
16:15Well, let me double check.
16:17One, two, three, four.
16:21Oh, my God.
16:22Where's Ned?
16:23He was going to be the fourth person I counted.
16:26No, Ned.
16:26Yesterday he said that his time is too precious to waste it with boring, pointless meetings.
16:34Does Ned think this is one of those?
16:36Impossible.
16:37Surely.
16:39Hmm.
16:40Interesting way to make an impression.
16:42Right?
16:43Should we just call him?
16:44Oh, no, no, no need.
16:46He knows about this meeting.
16:47I left him a note.
16:48She left him a note.
16:49All right.
16:52Oh, mob me up.
16:54Marv's office budget meeting in a bit.
16:56Yes.
16:57Classic shorthand.
16:58Ned doesn't have time to read the whole sentence while he's flirting all day long with that U.S. troop.
17:07Okay, would you rather be able to speak to animals or speak any human language ever that you want?
17:15Speak to animals.
17:17Yeah.
17:18No one talks to animals.
17:19Right.
17:20Um, we can talk about your bird.
17:22Um, well, Cardi B was given to me as a gift and then I just, I just got attached.
17:28Who gives a lot bird as a gift to someone?
17:30So much work is like handing someone a baby.
17:32That's psychotic.
17:33It's pretty psychotic, right?
17:35Yeah, no, this, this guy I used to date.
17:38Oh, um, what happened?
17:39Was the, the bird the last straw?
17:41No, his wife was.
17:43Oh, um, let's, let's keep going.
17:48Um, what's, um, what's your, what's your favorite brand of ketchup?
17:57Where the heck is this guy?
17:59I'm starting to get worked up.
18:00Don't get worked up, Marv.
18:02Ann's right.
18:03I'm not gonna get worked up.
18:06Let's get him on the phone.
18:07Ann?
18:12Yes, Marv.
18:13I think we should start.
18:15Nad is so gifted at delegating to me.
18:18Let's start.
18:19False tomorrow, man.
18:21Oh, well, it was time for me to stretch my legs anyway, so.
18:25You okay?
18:26Yeah, Bob, good.
18:29Right.
18:30So, first on the docket, paying for stories.
18:34Turns out we have to do that.
18:36Legally.
18:37Otherwise we don't own the stories.
18:39Huh.
18:40Oh, no, really?
18:41I mean, that's going to cost more money.
18:45That's a big problem.
18:47Maybe we could stop doing original stories and we could go back to the way it was before Ned.
18:54At least until we figure out what's going on.
18:57Hmm.
18:58Well, we don't have unlimited money to throw around.
19:02We're all in agreement, but maybe that's why we should just wait till Ned gets here to talk about this.
19:08His absence has done his talking for him.
19:11Don't you agree?
19:12Don't you?
19:16Before we continue, I have to use the restroom.
19:21Please.
19:23Please.
19:26So formal.
19:33All right.
19:34Whatever.
19:35The fix is in.
19:36Ned is going to get screwed by Esmeralda and Ken.
19:40But if I go against them, Esmeralda will hold it against me forever.
19:49This one's actually pretty comfortable.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53The relaxer cloud.
19:54It's the one I went with.
19:55You spent $2,200?
19:57Jesus, no.
19:58It's for the queen.
19:59Mine was like $600 on sale.
20:01$600?
20:02Yeah.
20:03What's that?
20:03Like a twin?
20:04Mm-hmm.
20:06What?
20:08I'm sorry.
20:09I served our country.
20:10I got used to a narrow bed in the army.
20:11No.
20:12Yes.
20:13Army.
20:13Got it.
20:15Army?
20:16Come on.
20:17You cannot choose what kind of bed you want to buy.
20:20That's just the way you were born.
20:22If buying a twin bed is what feels right, then that's what's right.
20:26It doesn't make you any less of a reporter.
20:28It doesn't make you any less of anything.
20:29It just means you've got more space in your bedroom to buy a desk to do more reporting.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:36I just like being held, okay?
20:39I mean, what's the point of sleeping with someone if you can't even feel them because
20:42the bed is so big?
20:44I mean, a king bed?
20:45It's like, okay, good night.
20:47See you tomorrow.
20:48Hope nothing bad happens to you in your sleep because I'd never know about it.
20:52I mean, Cindy is never coming back.
20:54She's getting her manager.
20:56Are you kidding?
20:57We've been here like 20 minutes.
20:58She said she was coming back.
20:59She has to come back.
21:00Otherwise, she's leaving herself open to a bad customer service review.
21:03She's coming back.
21:06Yeah.
21:11Oh, you know what?
21:13Um, this, uh, is my dad.
21:15Mm-hmm.
21:15Um, I'll be right back.
21:20Hi, Mr. Willis.
21:22How are you?
21:23Yes.
21:24No, I am absolutely interested.
21:27Um, could I just have until tomorrow morning to get back to you?
21:32Oh, thank you so much.
21:33You have a good day as well.
21:34Okay.
21:36How is he?
21:38Um, he's okay.
21:39COVID for like the fourth time.
21:46Cindy?
21:49Cindy?
21:50She's not coming back.
21:52Cindy!
21:52I mean, I don't think she's coming back.
21:57This is unreal.
22:00Hey.
22:01What?
22:01Hey, look at this.
22:04Dayton Bulb Manufacturers.
22:06It's a mattress supplier.
22:07You have that in there?
22:10Yes.
22:10Direct number.
22:11We've got a mattress store caller ID.
22:14Should we?
22:15I don't know.
22:15Should we?
22:16I think.
22:17I think we should.
22:18Okay.
22:19I think I am.
22:20Oh, my God.
22:20I think I am.
22:21I think I'm doing it right now.
22:22Well, let me make sure.
22:24Of course, you can come back right now.
22:26Yeah, you're good.
22:28Hi.
22:29No, it's not Cindy.
22:30She's in the back.
22:31This is Ned calling from her desk with a question.
22:34I hope you can help me.
22:37Great.
22:37Yes.
22:38Could you cross-check the different mattress names
22:40that you have on file against the model number that I have here?
22:43Fantastic.
22:44Thank you very much.
22:44It's AP 182928.
22:51Thank you, Amanda.
22:52Yes, I've got a pen.
22:53Yeah, yeah.
22:53If you could give me the different names.
22:56Uh-huh.
22:57And what else?
22:58Oh, my God.
22:59Amanda, that's great.
23:00Sorry.
23:01Excuse my language.
23:03Thank you so much.
23:07Wow.
23:08So, we all agree, right?
23:10Yes.
23:10This is the end of the experiment.
23:13Bring back wire stories.
23:15Save money.
23:16Easy math.
23:17I would talk to Ned before we pull the plug on originals,
23:20but he's AWOL.
23:23No other cuts in the budget?
23:25No, sir.
23:26It is airtight.
23:27Like a puppy in a purse.
23:31Okay, I did find one thing.
23:34There's a line item for a storage unit
23:37that apparently we've been renting for nine years.
23:41Turns out it's an apartment unit.
23:45This is actually a very funny mistake.
23:47Um, so what it was, was Enervate, if I recall correctly,
23:51rented me a very small furnished apartment
23:54for a couple of weeks
23:54when I first moved over from St. Albans.
23:57And that somehow, God knows how, got filed as a warehouse.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:04Can you even imagine if some of my stuff is still in there?
24:09No.
24:10No.
24:11That's odd.
24:12What's this?
24:13No.
24:14No, no.
24:16I mean, that's just...
24:17I think the simplest thing to do would be to get rid of that.
24:20Um, just in terms of, we don't want to throw good money after bad
24:24by looking into it and hiring an investigator
24:27or all of that sort of stuff.
24:29Okay.
24:29So maybe we just put the money back into the newspaper.
24:31Yay. Journalism wins.
24:33Good.
24:34Good.
24:34Glad we figured that out.
24:36I'm glad we figured that out.
24:37I'm glad we figured that out.
24:38I'm glad we figured that out.
24:38Wow.
24:39You're such a little whiz kid.
24:42Ha.
24:43Whiz kid.
24:44I'm 55, but thank you.
24:45So, little whiz guy.
24:47Okay.
24:48Fine.
24:49I'm 59.
24:50You got me.
24:58Wow.
24:59Okay.
25:00Y'all are still here.
25:01Don't you people have jobs?
25:03We should probably say that we are reporters from the truth teller doing a story on consumer
25:07protection.
25:09I knew your mother wasn't sick.
25:11We confirmed with the manufacturer that your stay cool hybrid firm rest foam is in fact
25:16the exact same model as the one at twice upon a mattress.
25:19Also, my sleep mattress, hammock matters, got your back mattress, perfect sleep mattress,
25:23cloud evolution, pillow mattress.
25:26Which should qualify them for the price match guarantee.
25:28They're the same bed.
25:29Okay.
25:30All right.
25:31So, what?
25:32There's no proof.
25:33Other than some scribbles on a piece of paper.
25:36If you want it.
25:36Just.
25:39And right over.
25:40Oh, yeah.
25:41Mandy.
25:44Booyah!
25:45Shame on your ass.
25:47All right.
25:48Oh, no.
25:50I actually hate this job.
25:52Oh.
25:53I hate this stupid polo they make you pay for yourself.
25:58I was too scared to be a geologist and now it's too late.
26:03So, get your notepads out.
26:05Let's burn it all down.
26:08Let's get some water and then we can get into it.
26:10Yeah.
26:11I'll help.
26:11Why don't we get some water?
26:12I'm gonna write it too.
26:13We're all good.
26:14I'll write it.
26:14You will.
26:27Hey.
26:29I actually have a lot of work to do.
26:32It'll just take a second.
26:34Um, so, it was hard to crack but I think I figured it out.
26:37So, your two truths are you do hate camping and you are allergic to pecans.
26:44And the lie was, um, you dated a married guy.
26:52Yep.
26:53You nailed it.
26:55There we go.
26:57Um, thanks again.
27:15How do you sleep at night?
27:20That's great.
27:21It is, isn't it?
27:23It's great.
27:24I thought it was.
27:25Yep.
27:25God, I just hope Cindy finds peace.
27:31Listen, I have to be honest with you.
27:35I was perhaps a little over-exuberant earlier on with my 95% assessment of the paper's chance
27:43of success.
27:45Oh.
27:47The industry is in shambles.
27:49People hate reporters right now.
27:52I mean, our staff.
27:54It sucks.
27:55No.
27:56But it is what it is.
27:5895% was optimistic.
28:00Sure.
28:02It's probably closer to 85.
28:09Okay.
28:11Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
28:14According to a poster in my middle school hallway.
28:17So.
28:18Mine said, uh, breakdancing will result in expulsion.
28:20Sure.
28:21So.
28:22I don't know.
28:22I'm young.
28:24The hospitality world will always be there.
28:27Hey, I'll see you tomorrow?
28:30Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Yeah.
28:32I'll see you tomorrow.
28:34Cool.
28:38All right, buddy.
28:40Yeah.
28:41Night, dude.
28:43Also, who could break up buddy and the dude?
28:47Yeah.
28:48I'm feeling good.
28:50Another one down.
28:51We did good journalism.
28:53And there's a budget meeting.
28:58Uh.
29:07Shame on them.
29:10Ann.
29:11Right here, Marv.
29:13Don't fire Ned.
29:16You never told me to fire Ned.
29:18I would have written it in my book.
29:21Then who'd, who did we fire?
29:26Nobody?
29:28Good.
29:34Yeah.
29:58Good.
29:59Well.
29:59.
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