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24:26Right?
24:34Uh, hi, everyone. My name is Ned Samson.
24:36I can't hear you.
24:39Do you mind if I stand on your desk?
24:41If you must.
24:42Thanks.
24:43I mean, I'd rather you didn't...
24:46Hi, everyone. My name is Ned Samson.
24:50I am your new editor-in-chief.
24:52I believe that there was an email going around,
24:56but, uh, we'll...
24:58we'll talk about that later.
25:00I-I just had a meeting with Ken and Esmeralda,
25:04and it sounded to me like the changes
25:06that I was hoping to make
25:07so that the Truth Teller could once again
25:08become a great Ohio paper.
25:11It sounds like those changes
25:13are too expensive to implement right now.
25:16That being said, I am going to make these changes,
25:19one way or another.
25:20That is why I am here.
25:21So, feel free to let me know
25:23if you'd like to help out
25:24and do some original reporting.
25:26That includes everyone working on this floor.
25:29Does that mean us, too?
25:30No.
25:31Uh...
25:32Are you interested?
25:33I don't know.
25:33I might be.
25:35Great.
25:36Fantastic.
25:37Our first new reporter.
25:39Possibly.
25:39If he's interested.
25:40We'll see.
25:41Now, I understand that there is no...
25:43Oh, I, for one...
25:44I think this is stupid.
25:46You know, I-I like things the way they are.
25:48I saw Esmeralda was mad, and I knew...
25:50I knew it was only a matter of time
25:51before she took it out on someone,
25:53so I had to act.
25:55As an advocate for consent,
25:57I think Mr. Me Too here...
26:00No.
26:00He doesn't belong.
26:01Because that's what I was gonna talk about later.
26:02That's what that means.
26:03I think Esmeralda's a great boss.
26:05So when I say four more,
26:07you guys say years.
26:08Four more.
26:10Dancery, just sit down.
26:11Hey, idiot, sit down.
26:15No, the other idiot.
26:17Me?
26:18No, him.
26:19Okay.
26:19You talk.
26:19All right, thank you.
26:20As I was saying, um...
26:25The changes might be too expensive right now.
26:28But, be that as it may,
26:31if you have ever wanted to be the first person
26:33to know what's going on in the place where you live,
26:36or if you want to make sure that the people
26:39who are running your city are telling the truth
26:41and doing the things that they said they would do,
26:43or if you just root for the underdog
26:46and you want to give it to the loudmouths,
26:49you are more than welcome, all of you,
26:51to volunteer your time at this newspaper.
26:54So, Marv, is it okay if we borrow a few hours a week
26:57from these guys' other duties if they want to participate?
27:00Yes.
27:01Let's, uh, do that to start.
27:04Fantastic.
27:04This is great news.
27:07If that sounds good to anyone,
27:08and you would like to talk to me about this,
27:10you can find me here,
27:11or you can e-mail me
27:12at salesgod at softieschicago.com,
27:17or at a work e-mail,
27:17which I will set up, uh, tomorrow for this workplace.
27:21Thank you very much.
27:24You know...
27:26The Me Too thing.
27:30Me didn't.
27:33Me wouldn't.
27:34Me believe in respect in workplace.
27:39Me haven't.
27:41Good.
27:42And won't.
27:42I think...
27:44Yeah.
27:46Did anybody hear that?
27:49In America, there is a saying about
27:52accepting the things that you cannot change.
27:58In Italy, we do not have that saying.
28:04I remember.
28:05I bet my name's on the inside of that smock.
28:08I remember.
28:09I had this very job.
28:10I had this very job.
28:12You were down here.
28:13Let me see the hands.
28:15Uh...
28:16Well, you know...
28:16Maybe a little bit.
28:17Maybe a little bit.
28:18I've gotten a little soft in my old age,
28:20but I did everything.
28:21I worked at Baylor.
28:22I worked at Preston.
28:23I did all of it.
28:24I did...
28:24I worked...
28:25I cleaned up.
28:26I worked...
28:27Are you kidding?
28:29I swept...
28:30I swept this place.
28:31Are you kidding?
28:32Yeah.
28:33I swept...
28:35Hey.
28:36I was gonna take off for the night, if that's okay.
28:38Sure.
28:39Cool.
28:40Hey, have you, uh...
28:41Have you seen this?
28:43It's a documentary from the 70s about this newspaper.
28:46It's called Newspaper.
28:47Uh-huh.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Yeah.
28:50It's amazing.
28:53Actually, do you wanna see something cool?
28:56I could've sworn this was cool.
28:58Where are we going?
28:59It's downstairs.
29:01Are we going outside?
29:01Is there a food truck with Chicago deep dish?
29:04No.
29:06Am I being hazed?
29:07I wanna say up front, I don't like being hazed.
29:09No.
29:09Is it asbestos?
29:10Cause I can smell it.
29:11Ooh.
29:12Is it a smutty pinball machine?
29:15No.
29:16No?
29:17No.
29:19Hoping it was a pinball machine.
29:20Don't make a mess.
29:21Oh, okay.
29:22I'm not cleaning up after you.
29:24All right.
29:25Is it him?
29:26No.
29:27Okay.
29:28Ta-da!
29:30All your guesses sucked.
29:32This is incredible.
29:34It's a Goss community.
29:35Manufactured in 1965 in Rockford, Illinois.
29:41Hey.
29:43What do you think would happen if I pushed this button?
29:45I wouldn't.
29:46Nah.
29:50Email.
29:51Travis Bean Lean.
29:52I like to take pictures of my dog.
29:54Oh.
29:55I could take pictures.
29:57Yeah, he's weird.
29:58But he's a good photographer.
29:59It's good.
30:00All right.
30:01I don't even know what he does here.
30:02Maybe he drives a delivery truck?
30:04Another one.
30:05Adam Cooper.
30:05Sports question mark.
30:07Okay.
30:08Maybe we should...
30:08Get a cork board.
30:09Yes.
30:10Well, it's cool.
30:11Okay, boss.
30:13So that button down at the end of the machine, that's...
30:15Well, it's a magic button.
30:18We push that button, and the machine starts to rumble the life, and all of those people,
30:25the 900 people in this building, all of the information they've gathered, the stories they've found,
30:31All of that gets fed into the machine, along with the paper, and this...
30:36Good night.
30:36...process happens.
30:38It is a kind of alchemy, and what comes out this end is the truth.
30:45It's a truth teller.
30:46That's what we do.
30:49And...
30:49I don't mean to be blasphemous, but I worship at the altar of this machine.
31:05Oh, no.
31:06No, no, no.
31:07I'm not playing.
31:09I will make this unusable.
31:12F***.
31:13Use that.
31:15F***.
31:18I'm...
31:19I'm sorry.
31:19No, go for it, boss.
31:21F***.
31:22This is unusable.
31:23A m***er is out of its fly.
31:26A man washing his balls in the garden with a hose.
31:29That's filthy b***s.
31:30A man drying his m***er with a burlap...
31:35with a burlap rag.
31:37A woman running through the field with her b***s are out.
31:42Airy b***s.
31:43Nipples.
31:44F***.
31:45Nipples and areolas with sweat, with perspiration.
31:47Dripping down.
31:49A dirty t***.
31:50I'm sorry, softies.
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