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00:1022 minutes.
00:12That's how long your computer's been inactive.
00:15What were you doing in there?
00:17Fuffing around?
00:18Watching the latest episode of So You Think You Can Dilly Dally?
00:22You can't ask me that.
00:24So, not a denial per se.
00:26I shall be alerting the wage garnishers.
00:34A bit quicker.
00:36They are only allowed to work on the newspaper a couple of hours a day.
00:41Now, this programme here, voila,
00:45that lets me know whenever their computer is inactive.
00:49And here we go.
00:50Oscar hasn't touched his spreadsheet for 15 minutes.
00:55Oh, dear.
00:56You're scamming the company, mate.
00:59I am so tired of asking Adam to move my mouse every time I'm out on a story.
01:03I've got my own mouse to worry about.
01:04You guys want to see something crazy?
01:06Uh-oh.
01:07I call it the mouse nudger.
01:08Watch this.
01:10Hmm.
01:15Whoa.
01:16Oh, man.
01:17Oh, my God, look.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19So, no matter where a mare goes, her mouse keeps moving, keeping her computer awake.
01:24A mare could literally vanish, and it wouldn't matter.
01:27Matter to some.
01:29How'd you make that so fast?
01:30It's something I designed to stuff down the throat of a dead frog to make it wiggle,
01:34so Trout would want to eat it, and I was confident enough to make about 144 of them,
01:38but the suits at Bass Pro Shops didn't get it.
01:41Shall I put you all down for one?
01:43Hmm.
01:44Ken Davies has just invited you to get back to work.
01:48Jesus.
01:49You know what?
01:49I'll take one.
01:49Yeah, me too.
01:50Thank you so much.
01:52Everyone busy, busy, my little dwarves, and I'm Snow White, their boss, the tough but
02:01fairest of them all.
02:10You gotta put it in.
02:11One, two, three, four.
02:16You want daddy.
02:17I'm sorry for you.
02:18I want daddy.
02:22I want daddy.
02:23I want daddy.
02:50Marv and some of his team are working on this floor
02:53while his offices are being painted,
02:55which means he can see everything that we're doing.
02:58We're enjoying this meeting.
02:59Everyone's sort of nodding, nodding a little bit.
03:01Okay.
03:02Yes.
03:02Right.
03:03Yes, I am actively agreeing with you.
03:04Now, you act like you came up with another good idea.
03:06Put up your hand.
03:07Put up your hand.
03:08Yes.
03:08I don't know.
03:09Yes, yes, yes.
03:10That is a great idea.
03:12I'm going to write that down.
03:13Does that look like I'm writing it down?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Good.
03:15Good, good.
03:16This is weird.
03:17Maybe we should just have a real meeting.
03:19Now, Adalola, you're pointing.
03:20You're pointing, and everyone's nodding,
03:22and I am agreeing,
03:23and Barry, you stand up.
03:24You stand up.
03:25I think everyone's nodding now.
03:27We're all nodding at Barry.
03:28Yes.
03:28Now, Detrick,
03:29you're going to jump out of your chair with enthusiasm.
03:31You're going to high-five Oscar.
03:32Go.
03:32Yes, and...
03:34Oh, fantastic.
03:36Fantastic.
03:36And we're clapping.
03:37We're clapping,
03:38and we're thumbs-upping.
03:40We're thumbs-upping,
03:41and we're nodding.
03:42Feel the energy,
03:42and we're smiling.
03:47That was the most fun meeting we've ever had.
03:49Okay, fantastic.
03:52Thank you so much.
03:53Oh, stop, stop, stop.
03:55Too much, too much.
03:56Welcome, sir.
03:57Didn't know you were here.
03:58I hope the fumes aren't too bad down there.
04:01I know this is distracting,
04:02but we won't get in your way.
04:03Oh, no, not at all.
04:05It is fantastic to have you here,
04:07and I don't know,
04:08do you need anything, or...?
04:09I think I know my way around.
04:12Oh, very good.
04:13Well, our floor is your floor.
04:16Usually, your floor is my ceiling.
04:20Boom. Fantastic.
04:22Some people tend to lose all dignity
04:25in the face of their betters.
04:27Fortunately,
04:28it usually gets them precisely nowhere.
04:30Men of quality,
04:32you're Marv Putnans of this world.
04:34They can see right through you.
04:37Oh, ho, ho.
04:38Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
04:40ho, ho.
04:40That is excellent, my liege.
04:43All right, back to work.
04:44Sounds good.
04:45Happy to have you.
04:46Be off with you.
05:18I don't have to be friends with everybody I work with.
05:21I mean, I'm not friends with Ken.
05:25And Ken's, you know,
05:26never assumed something about me so incorrectly
05:29I've spent all weekend going through my makeup
05:31and clothes and facial expressions in the mirror.
05:33I'm sorry, do you guys ever ask questions about journalism?
05:36Hey, Marv.
05:37November 1984.
05:39A profile of a certain up-and-coming local businessman
05:42that you might recognize.
05:44Whoa.
05:46Look at that kid.
05:48What happened to all my hair?
05:50I don't know.
05:51And also, we got your obituary.
05:53What?
05:54As a prominent to lead-in,
05:55we will have it ready to go for you the second you die.
05:58Maybe even a little bit before.
06:00Marvin Putnam, the end.
06:02Hey!
06:02I was just showing Marv sometimes that he was
06:05or will be in the paper,
06:06like Marvin Putnam, the end.
06:08Stop saying that.
06:09Graduate of DePaul, Putnam lettered in tennis
06:12before joining Hamilton Mills in 1982.
06:15For the next 40 blank years,
06:17he oversaw the financial.
06:21Wow.
06:22Not exactly Warren Buffett.
06:26Hey, Marv, have you met, uh, Detrick?
06:29Hey, Detrick, this is Marv.
06:30He's in sales, too.
06:31Hey, how are you?
06:31How'd your weekend go, kid?
06:34I-I caught the second half.
06:36Go Mud Hens.
06:37It's always hard when the head honchos around.
06:39For-for some reason, when he's talking to me,
06:40I start thinking about
06:42the way my dad looked
06:43during my Little League games.
06:45It's-it's like he'd have an empty look in his eyes,
06:47and I'd just be at bat wondering,
06:50like, where his mind had taken him in those moments?
06:53And then I realized Marv is still talking,
06:55and I have no idea what the hell he's saying.
06:58Right.
06:58They were, uh, down three in the top of the eighth.
07:02I skateboard to work.
07:08Hey, uh...
07:09Oh, it's Travis, sir.
07:10Right. How's your day going?
07:11Everything is fine,
07:13and I love working here.
07:16I can't stand it when people lose their spine
07:18the second a person higher up on the pay scale
07:20notices them.
07:21It's like the hidden cost of capitalism.
07:24Like, your labor is not enough,
07:25they want your dignity, too.
07:27I do not play that game.
07:29Hi.
07:30Hey.
07:34Hello.
07:35Hey.
07:36Marv said these are all approved.
07:40These are the stories I said we're not doing.
07:43I know, but Marv thought differently.
07:46He says they have spies.
07:48You, uh...
07:49You can't go over my head.
07:51Are you calling me short?
07:52I go directly to HR.
08:02Do you have an appointment?
08:03I just want to ask a question.
08:06I didn't see you in Marv's schedule, mate.
08:09Listen.
08:10Just because the boss is on your floor,
08:12it doesn't mean that you've gone up in the world.
08:15You are like a child sitting on a pilot's lap
08:18who thinks he's flying the plane.
08:20Well, guess what?
08:21He's not.
08:22They're not insured for that.
08:25Heffle.
08:26Hey.
08:27Hey, buddy.
08:28How you doing?
08:28You know Kimberly here?
08:30Just hold her one millionth roll of softies.
08:34Can we chat?
08:35Sure.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Thanks.
08:39Don't.
08:46The golden boy.
08:49He's coming for me.
08:51I can tell he's coming for me.
08:54Imagine that.
08:55Losing your job to Ned Bloody Sampson.
08:57How pathetic.
08:59Sorry.
09:02Why is Ned so good with Marv?
09:04Why do you think?
09:05Mm-hmm.
09:06Mm.
09:07One percent.
09:08They have a shorthand.
09:10Secret language.
09:12Like, Bulgarian.
09:14If I ever say anything to Marv
09:16that I wouldn't say to you,
09:16I want you to slap me.
09:18Put it in writing.
09:20Sure.
09:21It's so great that you're here.
09:23It's a real shot in the arm.
09:25Thanks, kid.
09:26Mm.
09:27If I can be honest,
09:28I think it's very exciting
09:30that you're here to the team.
09:33And it might actually be
09:35a little more than they can handle.
09:37I overstepped.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39Not at all.
09:40No, Grandpa giving out sweet.
09:41No.
09:42No, not that at all.
09:43Big boss daddy with a fancy tie.
09:44It is fantastic that you're here.
09:45It's fantastic.
09:46I got it.
09:48I got it.
09:51Thanks, Marv.
09:53Old Ned playing the game.
09:55Didn't know he had it in him.
09:58They're bonding.
09:59I think it's sweet.
10:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:02Groveling.
10:03Sniveling.
10:04Conniving.
10:05Scheming.
10:06The ginger Machiavelli.
10:09Whoa.
10:10Looks like they're almost done
10:11fixing our floor.
10:13Be good, kiddo.
10:15Love you.
10:19Men of that age,
10:20my father's age,
10:21don't often get to hear
10:23I love you.
10:23Mostly because they don't
10:25say it.
10:27But he said it.
10:29He absolutely said it.
10:32Marv.
10:35I love you.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Love you, bud.
10:43Love this.
10:46We need to talk.
10:47Take the service elevator
10:48down to bay.
10:55Hey, Oscar.
10:56Mm-hmm.
10:57I need those purchase orders
10:58and, um,
11:00I love you.
11:03Sent.
11:05And I love you
11:06more than the moon and stars.
11:08Hey, there's no shame
11:09in publicly showing love
11:10to another man
11:11in the workplace, okay?
11:12Me and Garcia say
11:14we love each other
11:14all the time.
11:15Watch this.
11:16Love you, Garcia.
11:17Love you, man.
11:19Hey, Tedrick.
11:20Love you, bro.
11:22What?
11:23I'm just a boy
11:24standing in front
11:24of his boss.
11:25That's not something
11:26to joke about.
11:27Love, actually.
11:29Hmm.
11:30Yeah, it's a nodding heel,
11:31but whatever.
11:34Hey, Casanova.
11:35Huh?
11:35You coming for my ass next?
11:37Oh, I was, uh,
11:40hoping nobody noticed that.
11:41I noticed.
11:42That's why I made that remark.
11:44Yeah, I would say
11:45people clocked it
11:46when you declared
11:47your feelings for the guy
11:48who runs the company.
11:49You think they'll make
11:50a thing out of it?
11:50Uh, hey, Ned,
11:51I just want to let you know,
11:53um, you complete me.
11:55I think they'll make
11:56a thing out of it.
11:57I'm just curious.
11:58Do your dad and Marv
11:59go to the same yacht club?
12:01Ha, okay.
12:02Ha, ha.
12:03My dad doesn't have a yacht,
12:05okay?
12:05He's a pilot.
12:06He owns a Piper Cub
12:08twin engine.
12:08He once had to crash land
12:09in a field
12:11like Harrison Ford.
12:12So.
12:17Hey, that wasn't too weird
12:19back there, right?
12:20Hmm?
12:21I'm sorry I'm busy.
12:22Oh, sure, but you-you heard
12:24Marv say I love you first,
12:26right?
12:26No, I don't really remember.
12:28I just really need
12:29to get back to this.
12:31Sure.
12:31Sorry to bother you.
12:34Look, it's not my job
12:35to talk about Ned
12:37or that his dad
12:38cheated on his mom
12:39and forgot his birthday
12:40two weeks ago
12:41and recently started
12:42blood thinners.
12:43Okay, guys,
12:45uh, this teasing,
12:47it's, uh, great fun.
12:49It's part of a comfortable
12:50rapport that we have
12:51established,
12:52and it goes both ways.
12:53Hey, Barry,
12:54when was the last time
12:55someone will let you
12:56talk to your grandkids?
12:57Whoa, Ned.
12:58Jesus Christ.
13:00What?
13:00But just remember,
13:02everybody,
13:03that today
13:04is all about
13:05pleasing Marv
13:06and getting his approval.
13:08We have to make
13:09Marv proud.
13:11Ned seems to be working
13:13through something today,
13:15which he definitely
13:16should be doing.
13:18But maybe not at work.
13:24Well, I knew Ned
13:25was ambitious,
13:27but I love you.
13:28My God.
13:29How will I get him fired
13:30now that he seduced
13:32the old man?
13:32Well, there's no way
13:33of squeezing between
13:34Ned's lips and Marv's
13:35ass, is there?
13:35We need to get rid of one.
13:36The lips?
13:37No, the ass protects
13:39the lips.
13:39We need to remove the ass.
13:41We need to get rid of Marv.
13:42Are we really talking
13:43about this?
13:43I went to university
13:44with a man called
13:45Jay Autumn Reed,
13:47currently COO of DS Smith.
13:49He is in the midst
13:50of a rather nasty divorce
13:51and is looking for a change.
13:53If the board of Innovate
13:54got wind of the fact
13:55that Marv is slipping
13:56and Jay Autumn Reed
13:58is waiting in the wings,
13:59well, they will cast
14:00Marv out to sea
14:01on a block of ice
14:03with a new Rolex
14:03saying thanks,
14:04but no thanks.
14:05And I happen to know
14:07that Jay Autumn Reed
14:09is a man
14:10who remembers his friends.
14:12Would Jay Autumn Reed
14:14also remember
14:14friends of friends?
14:16God, yeah.
14:17Can.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:19We have to know
14:20that we trust each other.
14:22Do we not know that?
14:23Well, if Marv
14:25hears about this
14:26before they float him away,
14:28we are done.
14:30Listen, babe.
14:31We are in a tribe
14:32of two,
14:34indelibly linked together
14:35with a silent bond
14:37for eternity.
14:39To the grave.
14:41Sounds risky to me.
14:43See, what if Jay Autumn Reed
14:45and his wife
14:45patch things up?
14:48I don't know.
14:52Omar, that's arugula.
14:53I see you looking at it.
14:54It's a spicy weed.
14:57Well, I like it.
14:59Ooh, there you are.
15:02Hey, I just wanted
15:03to let you know
15:03I'm running a story meeting soon.
15:06If you want to come watch me.
15:08I'd love it.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Yeah.
15:10Great.
15:12Shouldn't be eating
15:13this much grease.
15:14Come on.
15:16Cholesterol.
15:17See you soon.
15:20Nice to be doted on.
15:22Well, I've been telling you
15:23that pizza's unhealthy
15:24for 25 years.
15:25The difference is
15:26he lets me eat it.
15:30So, you know,
15:32this conversation
15:33that maybe you overheard.
15:36I mean,
15:37how much of that
15:37did you hear exactly?
15:39I didn't hear much.
15:40Oh.
15:41Yeah, just the part
15:42where you guys
15:42are going to get Mar fired
15:44and then divide the company
15:44for yourselves.
15:46That's the only part.
15:48You're such an interesting man.
15:50Bloody interesting.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:52Yes.
15:53I mean,
15:54why aren't we
15:56down here
15:56all the time?
15:58Well, because of your work.
15:59Yeah, that's a part of it.
16:01Yes, right.
16:02But this is something
16:03that we need to change.
16:05Got to change.
16:06Don't you think so?
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:07Yeah, so I'm not
16:08just a janitor.
16:09See, I dropped out of college
16:10to become a full-time
16:11Skype phone salesman
16:12and I made them
16:13pay me in stocks.
16:15Yeah, that's a bet
16:15that I wanted to make
16:16on myself.
16:17It's a bet that I lost,
16:18but sometimes I wonder.
16:20Oh, God, yeah.
16:21Well, wonder no longer.
16:24You being down here,
16:25that's what's going to change.
16:26Oh, yes.
16:27How does the phrase
16:29Nate Wells,
16:31head of marketing, sound?
16:33Oh.
16:34Oh.
16:35The head of marketing?
16:36Yes.
16:36Oh, God, yeah.
16:37Yes?
16:38In charge of the, uh,
16:40promotion and distribution
16:41of products.
16:43Very important.
16:45Highly.
16:46Highly salaried.
16:48Wow, promotion's sure,
16:49but distribution?
16:52You know, I don't want
16:53to do a job unless
16:54I know I'd be great at it.
16:55Nate, you are going
16:57to crush it.
16:58And in return,
17:00all you have to do
17:02is not tell anyone
17:05about what you heard
17:07ever.
17:08Ever, ever?
17:09Ever, ever.
17:10Ever.
17:11Ever.
17:11Ever.
17:11Ever.
17:16Hey, Marv,
17:18I saved you a seat.
17:19Welcome.
17:20So, yes,
17:21we have power outage
17:22and new hydrants.
17:23What else?
17:24Come on,
17:24something with pizzazz.
17:25What about
17:25natural disasters
17:26most likely to strike Toledo?
17:28Oh, that sounds good.
17:29I'd read it.
17:30Oh, fantastic.
17:31Well, that was actually
17:31one of mine.
17:32I pitched that one.
17:33Good for you.
17:35Thank you very much.
17:36Well, I am a lone wolf,
17:38for sure.
17:39But, uh,
17:41but, yeah,
17:42I would like someone
17:43to look at me
17:43the way that Ned
17:44looks at Marv.
17:45Well, another one
17:46I was thinking
17:46was that toll road
17:48that's still really gravelly.
17:49I mean,
17:50what are we paying for?
17:51Am I right?
17:52Wow.
17:55How about Jeep Week?
17:57It seems to be
17:57very popular every year.
17:59Oh, hell yeah.
18:00I think toll road
18:01is still a winner
18:02and maybe we should
18:03focus on that.
18:08All right,
18:08what do I know?
18:09I'm just the guy
18:10who enters the newspaper.
18:11We actually didn't even
18:11get to cover Jeep Week
18:12last year because
18:13Esmeralda bailed
18:14when they wouldn't
18:14give to her Grand Cherokee.
18:16Well, can't hurt
18:17to ask again.
18:18Cool.
18:19What do you think?
18:20I'm going to stop you there.
18:21I will not be offering up
18:22any agreeable responses
18:23based solely on your title here
18:24and the power dynamic.
18:26It's not true to who I am.
18:28Refreshing.
18:29Good on you.
18:30Damn it.
18:31I like him.
18:32That was fun, guys.
18:35Thanks for backing me up
18:37on toll road.
18:38I look stupid.
18:39I look stupid
18:40in front of the boss.
18:41You don't look stupid.
18:44This place is a pigsty.
18:49I know where everything is.
18:56Hey.
18:57What you got there?
18:58It's the Jeep Week story.
19:00Coming along?
19:02Maybe.
19:03Speak up, Ned.
19:04You're mumbling.
19:05I said maybe.
19:10What do you, uh,
19:12do outside this place?
19:13Seen someone?
19:16Nope.
19:17Yeah.
19:19A man needs female companionship.
19:24What about that, uh, girl
19:26sits outside your office?
19:27Gross.
19:28Stop.
19:29You should ask her out.
19:30You have your first boy,
19:32you give me a crock pot.
19:33You're being weird.
19:34Stop being weird.
19:35It's an Ohio tradition.
19:36Are you going to get out of my office?
19:37Leave.
19:38Ooh.
19:40Someone's got the hots.
19:42No one says the hots anymore.
19:44Don't, hey,
19:45don't say anything to her.
19:46Hi.
19:48Marketing is tricky,
19:49and I don't really have
19:50a background in it,
19:51but I noticed for a while now
19:52that Innovate's not really
19:53taking advantage of their socials
19:54like they should.
19:55Mr. Wells.
19:55And so I've been Googling things.
19:56Good to see you.
19:57And I'm getting prepared.
19:57Hello, partner.
19:58Oh, huh?
19:58Yes, how are you?
19:59Oh, hi, ciao, hello.
20:02Wow, you're talking to the crew.
20:05About mobs?
20:06Uh, no, we're talking about marketing.
20:08So, you know that proposal
20:09that you guys offered me?
20:10I thought about it,
20:11and you know what?
20:12Let's do this.
20:13But which proposal
20:14are you talking about?
20:16Oh, yes,
20:17about cleaning faster
20:18or cleaning better?
20:21Oh, no,
20:21you don't have to worry about them.
20:22They're the ones
20:23that brought up your evil plan to me.
20:25I figured you already told them.
20:28We are practicing a play.
20:30Well, we're writing a play.
20:31Yes.
20:32Is the truth.
20:32We are writing a play together.
20:34Our first.
20:34Our first.
20:35And we were just,
20:35hello.
20:36Hello.
20:36We're just trying to work out
20:37what one of the characters
20:38would do in a certain scenario.
20:40Yes.
20:41In a certain scenario,
20:44these characters would take over,
20:46which is a very common plot
20:47in so many plays.
20:48Well, a mutiny, basically.
20:50I mean, it's been done to death,
20:51so why not, you know,
20:52do that again?
20:53Why not?
20:53But not.
20:55But not.
20:55We could do anything else.
20:56We could do a movie
20:57about a musical,
20:58about a movie,
20:59about a musical,
21:00about a movie,
21:01about a musical.
21:02Right?
21:02What it was,
21:03was it was a loyalty test.
21:05Yes.
21:06We were testing Nate's loyalty.
21:08It was a loyalty test
21:09because janitors,
21:12more than anyone,
21:13they have to be loyal.
21:15Got to be loyal.
21:16Because of the stuff
21:17they find in the trash
21:19or in the toilets.
21:22You're jeep story.
21:24Oh.
21:26Do you like it?
21:28No.
21:29I handed it in
21:29because I hate it.
21:30Well, then scrap it.
21:32I don't care.
21:33You're the editor.
21:34I trust your instincts.
21:35Fine.
21:35I will.
21:36I'll scrap it.
21:37Yeah?
21:41Again.
21:52Well, you're not
21:53going to do it like that.
21:54You know what?
21:55I don't like you.
21:57I don't love you,
21:58and you're getting
21:58in the way here, okay?
22:00We're trying to put out a paper.
22:01Oh, really?
22:03Well, I'm very sorry.
22:05I won't be in your way.
22:12That was kind of mean.
22:14You're mean.
22:16Yeah, Marv was like
22:17Bambi's mom,
22:17and you were like
22:19the gun.
22:20It wasn't that bad.
22:22Was it?
22:22My Nana lives
22:23in a care facility.
22:24If I caught a nurse
22:25yelling at her like that,
22:26we'd get a discount that month.
22:28I mean, I guess
22:28I'm not a suck-up, right?
22:29Because I guess
22:30Marv hates me now.
22:31He's going to shut down
22:32the whole paper.
22:33Right?
22:33Just to be a dick.
22:34I didn't say that.
22:35Everything's going to be fine.
22:37Get back to work.
22:39Well, Mr. Yale Knapsack
22:40needs to back off.
22:42Where is he?
22:49Well, good afternoon.
22:50Don't sweet-talk me today, Ned.
22:52I heard what you did.
22:54That man keeps
22:54the lights on over your head,
22:56and this is how you thank him?
22:57By ordering him
22:58out of his own newsroom
22:59and by letting that dimwit
23:00show him a two-paragraph obituary
23:02that doesn't do him justice.
23:04What's wrong with you today, Ned?
23:06Make it right!
23:10God.
23:14Ned, she's not wrong.
23:16Marv can shut down the truth
23:17and tell her if he feels like it.
23:19I think he's probably just upset
23:20about the obituary,
23:21so we'll make it better
23:24by writing him a better one.
23:26It'll be a nice gesture, right?
23:27An obituary so amazing
23:29he'll wish that people were reading it
23:30in tomorrow's newspaper.
23:33That sounds like a threat.
23:34It's not a threat.
23:36What's going on?
23:37You seem so serious.
23:38Well, we are serious,
23:39I'm afraid, Marv.
23:41We hate to be the ones
23:42to break it to you.
23:44Yes, we hate this.
23:47Go on.
23:48Nate Wells is taking drugs.
23:52Nate Wells?
23:54Janitor.
23:55Oh, Nate, yeah.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Wow.
23:59Wow.
24:00That's surprising.
24:01Yes.
24:02What kind of drugs?
24:04Well, synthetic mushrooms
24:06that make you hallucinate
24:07and hear things.
24:09The man's delusional, Marv.
24:10He makes up stuff,
24:12like crazy stuff,
24:14like conspiracy stuff.
24:15overthrows,
24:16backstabbing.
24:17One minute it'll be governments,
24:19the next minute companies,
24:20once a school.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Yeah.
24:22It's fascinating
24:23what imagination does
24:25when drugs come
24:26bing-banging through.
24:29Gee whiz, Nate.
24:34Yes.
24:35Poor Nate.
24:36Poor old Nate.
24:38He was a renaissance man.
24:40Toilet paper, envelopes,
24:41paper towels,
24:42he did it all.
24:43Yeah.
24:44It was only his flat feet
24:45that kept him out of Vietnam,
24:47but he finally managed
24:48to get there
24:48on a cruise four years ago.
24:50That's good, right?
24:51Nice.
24:52So, he has no kids.
24:53Should we put that?
24:54Like, he has survived
24:55by no kids.
24:57He has no kids?
24:59Something wrong with him?
25:00No, I think we just
25:01don't mention that.
25:02His company is his children.
25:04That is beautiful.
25:06Will I put it down?
25:07Yeah, put that down.
25:08He's survived by his company.
25:09No, his company is his children.
25:15God in heaven,
25:17please help my brother Nate
25:21through this dark time
25:23and lead him into the light.
25:26Swing low,
25:31sweet chariot,
25:34coming for to carry me home.
25:39Hey, do you have a minute?
25:42I've been working
25:44with the staff this afternoon.
25:45We, uh, put something together
25:47that I hope you enjoy.
25:50Marv Putnam is dead.
25:53He died yesterday.
25:56He was not surrounded
25:57by people who loved him.
25:59He was surrounded
26:01by people
26:03who adored him.
26:05Ned, what is this?
26:06Please, if you'll allow me,
26:08we're about to get to a part
26:08I really think is going
26:09to blow you away.
26:10We were tearing up
26:11just writing it.
26:13Ned,
26:14there's something going on
26:16and I can't say
26:17that I'm not feeling it too,
26:20but it would mean the world to me
26:21if we don't actually discuss it.
26:25I'm not your daddy.
26:27This is a business
26:28and we don't shut down
26:29a newspaper because
26:30you wrote a bad obituary
26:32or you acted weird.
26:34We'd shut it down
26:37because you don't make
26:38any money.
26:39Yeah.
26:40I found out today
26:41that a very sweet man
26:43has a drug problem.
26:45That's real.
26:47That's where I'm going
26:48to put my energy.
26:59True love isn't something
27:00you just say out loud.
27:03Kids don't get that
27:04because it's based on experience,
27:06long experience.
27:08You don't have to say
27:09I love you
27:10to people you actually love.
27:12They know.
27:14Hey, Marv,
27:17don't forget
27:17those vitamin D pills.
27:19We need you.
27:20We need you healthy.
27:21See you tomorrow, Ann.
27:2542 years.
27:26Couldn't do it without her.
27:29My brother's wife.
27:32You don't have to do it without her.
27:34You don't have to do it without her.
27:37You don't have to do it without her.
27:40You don't have to do it without her.
27:41You don't have to do it without her.
27:45You don't have to do it without her.
27:47You don't have to do it without her.
27:48You don't have to do it without her.
27:50You don't have to do it without her.
27:50You don't have to do it without her.
27:50You don't have to do it without her.
27:52You don't have to do it without her.
27:52You don't have to do it without her.
27:54You don't have to do it without her.
27:55You don't have to do it without her.
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