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00:08Earlier I played Meatloaf's
00:10I'd do anything for love
00:11But I won't do that
00:13And we asked what would you not do for love
00:15Sandra in Beckles
00:17Shave my dad's back
00:18Barry in Kelling
00:19Give kidney
00:20Leonard in Tavaham
00:22Put her on the car insurance
00:23A lot of you are saying that
00:24Tara in Westwick
00:26Tara Sweeties
00:27And Beth in Peston
00:28Renounce Christ
00:30Keep those calls coming in
00:32The winning answer
00:33Receives a year's supply of meatloaf
00:35That's one loaf a week for a year
00:38Provided exclusively for this show
00:40By Bannon's The Butchers
00:42They don't say what kind of meat it is
00:44But when I press them
00:45They said it will vary from week to week
00:48This is Midmorning Matters
00:51Hey you, what do you want?
00:53A friendly voice
00:54Norfolk's best music mix
00:55The latest Edford
00:56Has to be lost
00:57Daytime radio that's not thick
00:59So what do you listen to?
01:00Midmorning Matters
01:02Midmorning Matters
01:03I listen to Midmorning Matters
01:04It's fantastic radio
01:06Me love Alan Partridge
01:07The man is fresh, man
01:08Shep loves it too, man
01:12Now his kids may have two dads
01:16But his music meets with everyone's approval
01:19It's Alton John
01:22Sorry about the speed wash
01:23Still recovering from this morning's workout
01:25Oh, what was that?
01:26Boxer's eyes
01:28Lovemaking with Angela
01:31I mean, she's no Vogue model
01:34And she's not even a catalogue model
01:36But she is strong
01:37And she has stamina
01:39Have you ever been out with a woman with a rough tongue?
01:41It doesn't matter
01:42I've said too much
01:44But no, I've been up since four
01:45Sweating like a Mexican band is at the end of a spaghetti western
01:49The good, the bad and the ugly
01:52No, it's not a bad description of what went on
01:57Because there were three distinct phases
02:00She was pissed
02:04What would life be without cars?
02:07What would life be without trees?
02:10What would life be without oceans?
02:13What would life be without bees?
02:20Sounds like one of Alan's phone-ins
02:23That's actually true
02:24Lovely song
02:26Thank you
02:26Really nice
02:27If you've just joined us
02:28We are in session live
02:30With the legendary folk singer
02:35Blackbird Goodbrook
02:36Is that how you pronounce it?
02:38Yes, Blackbird
02:39It's a nickname
02:40A lot of people call me Blackbird
02:41Or Blackie
02:42BB
02:43My girlfriend calls me BBGB
02:45But that's, you know, pet name
02:47Stays within the walls of the cottage
02:48Well, that's funny
02:50But I mean, I call my girlfriend
02:52I call her Little Sparrow
02:54She calls me Big Bird
02:56And I waddle in and fall on her
02:58But, I mean, she's fine
03:00She's part of it
03:00He's literally got a crush on her
03:02But no, in all seriousness
03:04A robust physical appetite
03:06Between two healthy adults
03:08You know, can mushroom into real love
03:16Really great song, that, though, Blackbird
03:18Oh, thanks
03:18Thank you
03:19I was just trying to get across the point
03:20That in the race for the new
03:21A lot of people forget what's important
03:23E.g. bees
03:25Didn't they do Saturday Night Fever?
03:26A lot of people think they're a nuisance
03:28But all animals are vital to the ecosystem
03:30Even bacteria
03:33I don't know what you mean about bees
03:34But bacteria, come on
03:37Pull the other one
03:37Pull the other one
03:38I mean, no, seriously
03:39Because, I mean, I have a bath once a week
03:41With a cap full of Dettol
03:42And that's non-negotiable
03:43You know, I like to come downstairs
03:45Knowing there's nothing alive on me
03:47But we're all God's creatures
03:48Granted
03:49But, you know, if we keep putting ourselves last all the time
03:52We're going to wake up one morning
03:53And find we've been usurped by apes
03:55Did you watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes last night, Alan?
03:59Yeah
04:01But, you know, I'm not saying we're definitely going to be taken over by apes
04:03You're saying that we may be taken over by apes
04:05Vigilant, that's all
04:06Let's talk about your music
04:07Blackbird
04:07Yeah
04:09Blackie
04:10Blackbird
04:11Yeah, Blackbird
04:11Until I saw you perform So Beautifully the other night
04:15In the Boxley Wheat Sheaf
04:17I would have said that all folk music was the soundtrack to A Harvest
04:22But
04:24I think your music's that good, it could be used on an advert
04:26Thank you
04:28Hopefully not an advert for a car
04:30God, no, that wouldn't work
04:31But certainly for something like Scotland
04:34Oh, yes
04:36Need buy one of those lovely, comforting, gentle voiceovers
04:39Oh, hello
04:41Have a wee drum
04:43People in Scotland don't really speak like that, do they?
04:45Yeah, I think it'd be more accurate to have someone just saying, you know
04:49Jump to Scotland, have you fudge yet?
04:52Yeah
04:54What?
04:55Yeah, you try and walk round him
04:57What's the matter?
04:58Yeah, you say, nothing's the matter, I just want to go back to my hotel
05:03Let's have some music
05:05This is status quo
05:10Yeah, thanks, it's Italian
05:12Actually, I bought it in Capri
05:16Yeah, guess how much it cost?
05:1860 quid
05:1960,000 pounds
05:21In 1980
05:23Yeah, but you're not paying for the leather
05:24You're paying for the lining
05:27Well, no one sees it, but
05:29I sometimes throw it over the back of the chair on the train
05:31Let people
05:33Let them see the money
05:35Folk music's always been seen as old-fashioned
05:39There's no synthesizers, there's no samplers
05:41I mean, look at the way Bob Dylan was treated when he went electric
05:44Yeah
05:45Barabbas!
05:46Juju's sake
05:46Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm confused, they're both Easter baddies
05:51It's always been about reaching local people for me
05:54The stadium's whenever for me
05:55I leave that for the likes of One Direction
05:59I'd like them to go in One Direction
06:01Down a dark tunnel
06:02Yeah
06:02The collapses
06:04At both ends
06:05Trapping them
06:06They make the monkeys sound like the Beatles
06:10They make actual monkeys sound like the Beatles
06:13They make actual monkeys sound like actual Beatles
06:15Yeah
06:19Blackbird, want to play a song?
06:21Love to
06:24This one's called
06:26The Thresher's Farewell
06:29Picture the scene
06:31The Sussex Downs
06:34A young boy, nay a young man
06:36Sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt you there, Blackbird
06:39For traffic and travel, sorry, my mistake
06:41OK, no worries
06:43But it's a great song
06:44I heard this the other night
06:46To summarise
06:47Grumpy town
06:49Kid goes missing
06:50Town pulls together
06:51Kid never found
06:53But when wind blows
06:54Sounds like kid singing
06:57More or less, yeah
06:58But it's moving
06:59Unlike the traffic on the A47
07:02Traffic and travel
07:03Sponsored by Castrol
07:06That was Beyonce's mum
07:08Tina Turner
07:09More of your emails
07:11On what you would not do for love
07:12Derek says
07:13The car boot sale this Saturday
07:15In brackets
07:16And that's the end of it
07:18What would you not do for love?
07:20Yeah, Patricia emails
07:21Saying
07:22Miss Church
07:22Slash
07:23Watch Blue Movie
07:25I'm sure she's great with the kids
07:27Bannon's the butchers
07:28Now's life's choice
07:30For boat-buying meat
07:32That man's voice is dripping
07:33With dripping
07:35You'd like me to play a song, Alan?
07:37Yeah, that's why you're here
07:39Name me a hero
07:43It's just the intro
07:45Oh, OK
07:45Just name a hero
07:47Superman
07:48You may have another one?
07:50George Osborne
07:51No, He-Man
07:52I'll give you one
07:53Good
07:53This is a guy called Jeff
07:56Who was just an ordinary guy
07:58Nothing special
08:00And he was involved in the Norfolk floods of 1997
08:03Do you remember those?
08:04Yeah
08:04Well, Jeff was involved in the floods too
08:06But he didn't look outside for a hero
08:09He looked inside himself
08:10And boy, did he answer that call
08:12This is called Raindrops and Rainbows
08:14It goes a little something like this
08:16Raind and it rained and it rained
08:18And it rained and it rained some more
08:22A thousand tiny tears
08:25Coming, floating underneath my door
08:29Where did the sun go?
08:32Where did the moon go?
08:36Where did the sun go?
08:40And Jeff saved them all from heaven
08:46March 19th, 1997
08:51Brilliant
08:52You're listening to Mid-Morning Matters
08:56Blackbird, I've written down a word on my notepad
08:59It's the only word I've written
09:00I'd like you to read it out
09:03Spellbinding
09:04That's what that song was to me
09:05Thank you very much
09:06I was just telling a true story
09:08About a guy I knew
09:09Jeff Tanner
09:10Not the Jeff Tanner who was arrested
09:13He was in the old rectory
09:14He was accused of keeping images of children
09:17He was never charged at that
09:19Yeah, but mud sticks
09:23I shouldn't really have mentioned his name
09:25At least he didn't mention his address
09:27He did
09:28Oh no, he just did
09:29He said lived at the old rectory
09:30I've done it again
09:32It just shows you, doesn't it?
09:33I mean, paedophiles can
09:36Can be heroes
09:38So if there are any
09:40Well-meaning vigilantes
09:42Thinking of bowling up to the old rectory
09:44To teach him a lesson
09:46Go easy on him
09:46Yeah
09:47I mean
09:47Because he did rescue all those Cub Scouts
09:49Yeah
09:49What?
09:50The song was more about
09:53A gentler time
09:54Perhaps
09:551997
09:55Yeah, when terrorists were Irish
09:59It's hard to find a quiet moment in the modern world
10:02Because of the many distractions
10:03Oh, I know exactly what you mean
10:05You can get bogged down, can't you
10:06With the busyness of life
10:07You've got gas bills on the doormat
10:09And, you know, pizza menus
10:12Lib Dem leaflets
10:14Oxfam demanding a direct debit
10:16No!
10:17An invoice from the window clean
10:19I'll pay you at the end of the month
10:21And you think
10:21How can I escape this madness?
10:24But, no, but it sounds like you've
10:26Cracked it
10:27Thank you very much
10:28All I ever wanted was for my music
10:30To connect with people
10:31Blackbird Bluetooth
10:34I don't know about that
10:35When it comes to technology
10:36I'm a bit of a Luddite, really
10:37Well, nothing wrong with being a Luddite
10:38No, this place is crawling with them
10:40Yeah, we were giving a talk, weren't we
10:41On DAB radio
10:43One of the producers went bananas
10:45Attacked a mixing desk with a squash racket
10:47He said his insulin was low
10:48But I think he was just frightened
10:50Maybe they have a point, though
10:51The Luddites
10:52Maybe we'd be a lot happier
10:54If we lived like old Blackbird
10:56I just think there are
10:57Some things that are a bit more important
10:58Than iPhones and iPads
11:00I think I do now
11:02You know, when I get home tonight
11:04I'm going to throw away my cattle
11:09Let's have a last song
11:10I like the one about bees
11:12Oh, we could do a new one
11:13I've got a fun song
11:15About a shepherd who moves to the city
11:16It's upbeat, quirky
11:18And it's called Boomtown
11:20Yeah, I could do that one
11:22I like the one about bees
11:30What would life be without iPads?
11:33Better
11:34What would life be without cows?
11:37Worse
11:37What would life be without Tesco's?
11:40Better
11:40What would life be without beer?
11:43Worse
11:44John in Beckles
11:45Food
11:46Worse
11:48Jess in Horsford
11:49Tax
11:50Better
11:51Worse
11:51Diane in Grimston
11:52Gore-Tex
11:54Worse
11:54Jess in Horsford
11:56Immigration
11:57Neutral
11:57It's complicated
11:58What would life be without?
11:59Mick and Borsham
12:00Marmite
12:01Oh, very, very
12:04Always very
12:05Marmite indeed
12:06Mick and Borsham
12:08We'll have a few calls
12:08About that, certainly
12:09And immigration
12:23You're listening to Alan Partridge on Mid-Morning Matters
12:26That was Ta-Pow
12:27Which is Yorkshire for the pow
12:30It's gangster day
12:33Ah, Jesus
12:36On North Norfolk Digital
12:38We're asking you today
12:39To tell me
12:41How hot
12:42You should have
12:43Your bath
12:44Which ties in rather nicely
12:46Or in
12:47Yesterday's competition
12:48In which we asked you
12:49What is the best way
12:50To dispose of a body
12:51We've had some pretty good answers
12:52We've had some pretty good answers
12:53Alan
12:54Concrete boot
12:55Minced and fed to pigs
12:58Dropped into the foundations of a new build
13:00Or minced and fed to dogs
13:02Yeah, pigs are better
13:03Of course, if you really want to lose a body
13:05Then just post it to yourself
13:07Special delivery
13:08Yeah, they do their best
13:09They do their best
13:10Coming up soon
13:11We'll be chatting to a former gang member
13:14Do you like gangs, Simon?
13:15Yes, I do, Alan
13:16I like the old East End gangs
13:18From the 60s
13:19Yeah, lovable roads
13:20Yeah, diamond geezers
13:22I love diamond geezers
13:23Yeah, me too
13:23No, they break the law and you don't mind
13:25Exactly
13:25It's not like the benefit cheats
13:27You know, the people saying
13:28Oh, I can't operate heavy machinery
13:30Because I've got a nervous disposition
13:32You know, liars
13:33And they only attack their own
13:35To be fair
13:36Or nonces
13:37Or grasses
13:38I'll give you a jolly good hiding
13:40And pop you in the boot of the jag
13:42Push it into the Thames
13:43Precisely
13:44So they drown
13:45But you would, wouldn't you
13:46This is one diamond geezer
13:48Who would never dream
13:49Of pulling your fingernails off
13:50With a pair of pliers
13:51It's Neil
13:52Diamond
13:52Yeah, they know
13:54This is Mid-Morning Matters
13:57Where North Norfolk
13:59Natters
14:00I'm joined by
14:02Former gangster
14:03Hoodlum baddie
14:04And ne'er-do-well
14:05Julius Scanner
14:06Good to meet you
14:07Good to meet you
14:09I was expecting something extra
14:10Um, Julius
14:12Uh, you try to
14:14Do, as it were
14:15Heard kids
14:16Away from crime
14:17Like some sort of
14:18Uh, uh, modern day shepherd
14:21Come back
14:22Um, well, really
14:25What it is
14:26Is just about giving kids
14:27Something to do, you know
14:28In the centre
14:29We set up a lot of groups
14:30For them
14:30So, you know
14:30Things like sports groups
14:32Or dance groups
14:33Dance is good
14:34Dancing's cool
14:34Oh, okay
14:35Well, you like to dance, yeah?
14:36Yeah, sure
14:37Look, yeah
14:37Disco
14:38Rumba
14:39Zomba
14:40Conga
14:40Uh, rock'n'roll
14:42Yeah, yeah
14:43Just, uh, close my eyes
14:44Go with it
14:44Like you did at the Christmas party
14:46Like you did at the Christmas party
14:47Well, you know
14:48It'll be good to see you
14:49On the dance floor
14:49You know, doing your team
14:50Yeah, well, I was in
14:51In the zone
14:52Yeah, I was in the dance zone
14:53Uh, the dance floor
14:54It's not the same thing
14:55If you're at the bar
14:57Or outside the toilets
14:58Where people just push past you
14:59With, uh, wet hands
15:01Yeah, maybe you should give us
15:02A bit of a demo
15:02Yeah, well, my philosophy
15:04Is pretty simple
15:05Uh, kick off your shoes
15:07Big gulp of juice
15:08See what happens
15:09And I've got to say
15:10Normally
15:10If I can keep my discipline
15:12I'm pretty pleased with the results
15:13I mean, it's not dancing per se
15:16I mean, it's more sort of
15:17A collection of spasms
15:19Simon's funny
15:20I call him the dancing chicken
15:21Yeah, well, it's not a chicken, is it?
15:23I'm doing a robot there
15:23No, I mean, you lack the guts
15:25Uh, to commit to real dancing
15:26Right, so I'm a chicken
15:27Yeah, dancing chicken
15:28Whereas he stands there
15:29With this very sort of stony expression
15:30Have a bit of respect
15:31For my dancing
15:34Circle
15:36Drumming
15:38That's a good way
15:38To get rid of excess aggression
15:40And that's why Phil Collins
15:41Got into it
15:42Because he's a real hothead
15:43But then a lot of bald people are
15:44Um, well, that's not really our focus
15:46You know, we're trying to move away
15:47From that aggression
15:48And, you know
15:49Let these kids use their brain
15:50Again, Collins
15:51Collins
15:52All over
15:53I have a bomber jacket
15:54From the No Jacket Required Tour
15:5685
15:57And the jacket actually has on it
16:01No jacket required
16:02Written on a jacket
16:03And a lot of people see that as hypocritical
16:07And they get quite angry
16:08But do you know what I think it is?
16:09Irony
16:10Brilliant
16:10Just brilliant
16:11Yeah, well, our kids
16:12They use, um, digital samples
16:14And drum machines
16:15Yeah, okay
16:15Okay, okay
16:16Okay, cool, cool, cool
16:18I don't want to get into a whole debate
16:19About the whole drum machines
16:20Versus kits
16:21Uh
16:23My, my, uh, philosophy on this
16:25Is real simple
16:25If it's got a good beat
16:27It's got a good beat
16:27Exactly
16:28Let's do slap hands
16:30And the one down here
16:32And then
16:33And then that one
16:35Outstanding
16:35This is Toto
16:56Large question
16:57How hot should you have your bath?
17:01Sandra on line three
17:02I'll make my husband have a cold bath every night
17:04To stop him fiddling with himself in bed
17:06Makes sense
17:07Bobby, line five
17:08Fifty
17:09Fifty what?
17:11Bye, Alan
17:12Lucian on line six
17:14I say I don't want to speak to someone called Lucian
17:16Uh, Simon, text
17:18Uh, yes
17:19Uh, Marcus says it should be the same temperature
17:22They make the swimming pool
17:23When the disabled kids go in
17:25Mmm, lovely
17:26Coming up more from Julius
17:28A reformed character
17:30Uh, unlike Gary Glitter
17:32Hmm
17:33You want to be in my gang?
17:35No thanks, Gary
17:38Yeah, well, you know
17:39The thing is that
17:40When it comes to crime
17:41You know
17:42I'll be honest with you
17:42You know
17:43People listen to me
17:44Just purely on the basis that
17:45You know
17:45I've been there
17:47I've done it
17:47You know
17:48You're a scum
17:49Well, uh, I, I, I just got him with a bad crowd
17:52You know
17:52Uh, there was a lot of stealing
17:53A lot of violence
17:54You know
17:55Yeah, yeah
17:56I admit
17:56I, you know
17:56I was a bit of a bad boy
17:57Yeah, scum
17:59Yeah
17:59It's a horrible word
18:00I mean, I don't use it
18:01He does
18:02Well, no
18:03That was in the heat of the moment
18:04Someone had peed in my car
18:06Well, you know
18:07The, the point is
18:08You know
18:08I just think that I can use
18:09You know
18:10My experiences
18:11Just to, you know
18:12Educate people
18:12Let people know what's going on
18:14Yeah, I mean
18:14I'm, I'm the same
18:15I've, I've had a few scrapes of the law
18:17Don't you worry about that
18:17I've also had a few dinners with him too
18:19A friend of mine's a chief inspector
18:20Uh, he drink drives
18:22But then he can
18:22So who's that?
18:23Brian does the pub quiz
18:25He's a copper, is he?
18:26Yeah, DCI Tolesmore
18:27Two weeks ago
18:28They found him asleep
18:28In his car on the roundabout
18:30Do you know him?
18:31No, no, no
18:32I don't know him
18:32But, you know
18:33I know quite a few people like him
18:34You know
18:35Some good cops
18:36You know, some are dodgy
18:37Yeah, he's not dodgy
18:38I mean, he's a very good cop
18:39I mean, he cuts corners
18:40Then drink drivers do
18:41Then drink drivers do
18:42Yeah
18:43Well, you know
18:44It just goes to show
18:44That, you know
18:45Anyone can forefow the law
18:46You know
18:47It can happen that easy
18:48I know
18:49It can happen that easily
18:51Um
18:52I mean
18:52When I was
18:53Back in the day
18:54When I was a kid at school
18:55Put some money
18:56On a vending machine
18:57For a Kit Kat
18:58There was a malfunction
18:59I got delivered
19:01Three Kit Kats
19:02And these were the
19:03Five-fingered kind
19:04Julius
19:05Now, you and I know
19:06When you've received
19:07Excess confectionery
19:08You contact the manufacturer
19:09Or you call a cop
19:10I didn't
19:11I kept them
19:12I wanted those fingers
19:13Inside me, Julius
19:14All five of them
19:15Three times
19:16Like a chocolate fist
19:17Yeah
19:17I knew it was wrong
19:18But I still did it
19:19The chocolate fist
19:20Yeah
19:21I wanted them inside me
19:22And it felt good
19:24Even though I knew
19:24It was wrong
19:25From a chocolate fist
19:26That's right
19:27News and travel
19:29Coming up
19:29But time for a quick text
19:30On how hot
19:31You should have your bath
19:32Frank Bannister
19:33In Blickling
19:33Says a bath
19:34Should be hot enough
19:35To gradually
19:35Poach an egg
19:37Time for news
19:41Talking about bath temps
19:44You want to make sure
19:46You don't end up
19:46In hot water yourself
19:48What do you mean?
19:49The chocolate fist thing
19:50Grow up, mate
19:51Okay
19:52Cool
19:53Anyone see my phone?
19:55What kind is it?
19:57Mobile
19:58It's just gone AWOL
20:00Well, not AWOL
20:01It's gone missing
20:02Well, not missing
20:03I just
20:04In fact, forget about it
20:06These things always turn up
20:07Don't they, Simon?
20:08Yes
20:08Like the half a stone
20:09You lost last month
20:09Yeah, we're not on air
20:10Do you want me to check over here?
20:12No, no, God
20:13Forget it
20:14Scrap it
20:14Scrim it
20:14That's not even a word
20:15I mean, phone schmo
20:16And it's insured
20:17People get so hung up on phones
20:19Yeah, we're not on air
20:20I could really murder a pop right now
20:22A what?
20:24I could really use a pop right about now
20:25Yeah, do you want a pop on me, Julius?
20:31Do you want a fizzy drink, Julius?
20:35No, no thanks
20:36I'm alright
20:39Brian, Brian
20:40Brian
20:42I'm sorry
20:44It was a joke
20:47Okay
20:48Brian
20:49Stand away from the fruit machine
20:50I can't tell what you're saying
20:53Cool it
20:55Cool it
20:55I'm sorry
21:00Okay
21:02Alright
21:03Are you still alright for the quiz on Monday?
21:07No, I'll pick you up
21:08No, I want to
21:11Okay, ciao
21:14That guy should not be a serving police officer
21:20I was in and out of prison for five years
21:22And I just
21:23I didn't want to keep doing it
21:24Again and again, you know
21:25I thought, you know
21:26Now I've got to change
21:27I was the same with Kit Kats
21:29You know, today it was Kit Kats
21:30But tomorrow
21:31Yorkies
21:32Yeah
21:32No, I mean, fast forward ten years in the future
21:34You know
21:35A big Easter egg
21:36No, just
21:36You're banned from this conversation
21:37But, you know
21:38I'll tell you where it all ends, Alan
21:39Truthfully
21:40It's, you know
21:41It's guns
21:43It's drugs
21:43It's knives
21:44You know
21:44People end up getting hurt
21:45But knives are never going to go away, Julian
21:48They're never going to go away
21:49We had knives
21:50We had knives you wouldn't believe, Julian
21:52Julius
21:53These were European military
21:55Swiss army knives
21:56Yeah
21:57I mean, these bad boys weren't just knives
21:59They were tin openers
22:00They were bottle openers
22:01They were nail files
22:02Tweezers
22:03Tweezers
22:04Screwdrivers
22:05Phillips and flathead
22:06Yes, but
22:06Yes, but you changed
22:07You know
22:08And I changed
22:09And that's exactly the message I'm trying to get across
22:11You know
22:11Never again
22:12We can actually break this cycle of quorum
22:15Good
22:16And I applaud that with both hands
22:17Thank you
22:18Thank you
22:18And you know
22:19That's why I continue to do talks with kids
22:21And, you know
22:22Young offenders
22:22Because I know exactly how they feel
22:24I'll come and give a talk
22:25Really?
22:25I'll tell you something else
22:26I'll do it for free
22:28Just give a small donation to the National Trust
22:29Okay
22:30Well
22:31Alright, go on
22:32So, um
22:33You know
22:33You've got 20 young offenders in front of you
22:35You know
22:35What do you say to them?
22:36I take my jacket off
22:37No jacket required?
22:38No, different from that
22:40Very slowly
22:40All eyes on me
22:42Then I'd say
22:43Now listen up, bird brains
22:44And listen good
22:45If you're thinking of going out there
22:46To smack up crack
22:47Or do some robbing
22:49You'll have me to deal with
22:50Right?
22:51Hmm
22:52Well, that can work
22:53You know
22:54I can't hear you
22:55What's that?
22:57And then you answer me again loudly
22:58Both together in unison
23:00Right
23:01Right
23:01Good
23:02Oh
23:03Yeah, found it
23:05There it is
23:07Sorry
23:07What for?
23:12Er, because I trumped
23:18What a nice man
23:21Yeah
23:21How refreshing
23:22Yeah
23:22Just
23:23Just
23:23I was just talking about how refreshing you are
23:28Cheers, thank you
23:29Er, just
23:29You know what?
23:30I just realised
23:31I do actually have your phone
23:32Er, you must have the same phone
23:34Oh, right
23:34Er, my God
23:35Er, not a problem
23:36Yeah
23:37You must probably stole my one
23:38Eh, Helen
23:38Er, er, um
23:40Yeah, it can happen that way around
23:42It can
23:43It can
23:43You know, you need to be careful
23:44You know what I mean
23:45I may be reformed in everything
23:46But I've still got a right hook
23:50Yeah, shut up, you'll give me a bunch of fives
23:52Break it up, break it up
23:53Shut up
23:55Er, sure
23:57That's the right, that's the right one
23:58Yeah, that's the right one
23:58Yeah, chair
23:59Great, really great, great, great, great crack
24:02Great
24:02Excellent, cheers, mate
24:04Take care, bye-bye
24:04Okay, absolutely goodbye
24:08Are you all right?
24:10Yeah, fine
24:10I've just done my back
24:12Because I went back in and shared
24:13Okay, but we're cool
24:14Oh, yeah
24:16Yeah
24:21Take me down
24:23Take me down
24:24Take me down
24:26Take me down
24:31Take me down
24:32Take me down
24:34Bye-bye
24:36Bye
24:36Bye-bye
24:36Bye-bye
24:37Bye-bye
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