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00:00I don't know.
00:41Father, I must speak. I can be silent no longer.
00:46All day long you mutter to yourself, gibber, dribble, moan, and bash your head against the wall, yelling, I want
00:53to die.
00:54I... now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions, but you're not completely happy, are you?
01:03It's mother, isn't it?
01:04No, it's not.
01:06You're brooding over her death, aren't you?
01:08Kate, for the final time, your mother is not dead. She's run off with your Uncle Henry.
01:13Dear Father, you know I'm going to say such things to comfort me.
01:17Your mother is alive and well and living in Droitwich. It's not her I brood over.
01:23I'm sad because, my darling, our poverty has now reached such extremes that I can no longer afford to keep
01:30us.
01:30And must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
01:37But, Father, surely...
01:38Yes, Kate, I want you to become a prostitute.
01:44Oh, Father!
01:46Do you defy me?
01:47Why, indeed I do. What is better to die poor than to live in shame and ignominy?
01:52No, it isn't.
01:53And young and strong and clever. My nose is pretty. I shall find another way to earn us a living.
02:00Oh, please go on the game.
02:04It's a steady job. And you'd be working from home.
02:10Goodbye, Father. I shall go to London, disguise myself as a boy, and seek my fortune.
02:18Why walk all the way to London when you can make a fortune lying on your back?
02:25Oh, very good show, my lord.
02:27Thank you, Borey.
02:30Borey, I'm late.
02:32Oh, don't bother apologising. I'm sorry you're alive.
02:36Oh, my lord. I see the target's ready.
02:41I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
02:45Well, you're in Spain. There are millions of them.
02:48I advise them to stay there, then. Keep their hands off our women.
02:51Jane. Oh, God. Who is she this size?
02:54I don't know what you mean.
02:56Oh!
03:00Ah, and who is Jane?
03:03I'm sworn to secrecy.
03:05Torture me, kill me. You shall never know.
03:07Oh, Jane Harrington!
03:11We are very much in love, my lord.
03:12This is THE Jane Harrington.
03:15Yes.
03:15Jane's bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped coffin, Harrington.
03:20I...
03:22I think maybe there are two Jane Harringtons.
03:25No.
03:26Tall, blonde, elegant?
03:28Ah, that's right.
03:29Goes like a privy door when the plague's in terror.
03:31Oh, my lord.
03:32Come on, get on with your shot.
03:35You'll get over her.
03:38I did.
03:40LAUGHTER
03:48So did Balderick, actually.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:53You see, she's got this thing about beards, apparently.
03:56Well, in that case, I'm going to shave.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:06Bad luck, Balderick.
04:09Not to worry, my lord.
04:10The arrow didn't, in fact, enter my body.
04:12Oh, good.
04:13No, by a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way.
04:20Extraordinary.
04:21Yeah, I'd only just put it there.
04:22But now, I will leave it there forever.
04:25Why, don't you worry, it can be your lucky willy.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:29Yes, my lord.
04:30Years from now, I'll show it to my grandchildren.
04:33Hey, Balderick, I think the grandchildren may now be out of the question.
04:37Poor old pea-brainer.
04:39Ha!
04:40Never catch me falling in love.
04:41That's what damn sure is mustard.
04:43Come in.
04:46Good day to you, Lord Blackadder.
04:48Ah.
04:50Good day to you.
04:51BELL RINGS
04:54Boy?
04:55What is it brings you here?
04:58I'm an honest, hard-working lad, but poor.
05:00And I must support my father, who is stark-raving mad.
05:03Therefore, I come to London to seek a servant's wage.
05:06Well, yes, indeed, unfortunately, I already have a servant.
05:09The word is...
05:11that your servant is the worst servant in London.
05:15That's true.
05:17Balderick, you're fired.
05:18Be out of the house in town.
05:20Well, young man, you've got yourself a job.
05:22What do they call you?
05:23Kate.
05:25Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
05:28Oh, it's, um, short for, um...
05:30Bob.
05:33Bob.
05:34Yes.
05:36Well...
05:36Bob.
05:38Welcome on board.
05:41Sorry, Balderick, any reason you're still here?
05:44I've got nowhere to go, my lord.
05:47Oh, surely you'll be allowed to starve to death in one of the royal parks.
05:51I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
05:54Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you.
05:57Couldn't I just stay here and do the same job but for no wages?
06:01Well, you know where you'd have to live.
06:03In the gutter?
06:04Yes.
06:05And you'd have to work a bit harder, too.
06:07Of course, my lord.
06:08All right.
06:08Go and get Bob's stuff in and chuck your filthy muck out into the street.
06:12God bless you, sweet master.
06:14Bob.
06:15Thanks.
06:16Bob, this is Percy.
06:18A dimwit I don't seem to be able to shake off.
06:21Ah, hello there, Bob.
06:23You young roister-duster, you.
06:25You look a likely sort of lad for tricks and sports and all sorts of jolly rosy-cheek caperings, eh?
06:32Of course you do.
06:33Of course you do.
06:34And more besides, I'll warrant you, young scamp.
06:37Thank you so much for letting me stay, Lord Blackadder.
06:39No, not at all, Bob.
06:41I'm looking forward to having you.
06:42Having another man about the house instead of that animal, Baldrick.
06:48Excuse me, I'm just going to the lavatory.
06:51How little he knows, and how much I would have him know.
06:56I say, Bob, I think this calls for a celebration.
06:59How about a game of cup and ball and a slap of tea at Mrs. Miggins' pie shop?
07:04Get lost, creep.
07:07I like you, young Bob.
07:09You've got balls.
07:19Nice try, Melchie, but it's no use.
07:22I'm still bored.
07:24I'm very sorry, madam.
07:26Your royal father used to be very amused by my impersonation of Columbus.
07:30It doesn't surprise me.
07:33He used to laugh.
07:34Those people with the funny faces and the bells.
07:37Ah, jesters, ma'am.
07:39No, it's...
07:40lepers.
07:43Where's Edmund these days?
07:45Ah, well, the whisper on the underground grapevine, ma'am,
07:49is that Lord Blackadder is spending all his time with a young boy in his service.
07:54Oh.
07:55Do you think he'd spend more time with me if I was a boy?
07:58Oh, surely not, madam.
08:00You almost were a boy, my little cherry-pip.
08:02What?
08:03Yeah.
08:04Out you popped out of your mummy's tumkin,
08:06and everyone shouted,
08:07it's a boy, it's a boy.
08:09And then someone said,
08:09but it hasn't got a winkle.
08:12And then I said,
08:13a boy without a winkle?
08:14God be praised,
08:16it's a miracle,
08:16a boy without a winkle.
08:20And then Sir Thomas More pointed out
08:22that a boy without a winkle is a girl.
08:25And everyone was really disappointed.
08:27Oh, yes.
08:28Well, you see,
08:29he was a very perceptive man,
08:30Sir Thomas More.
08:31Oh, what has happened to Edmund?
08:34There's something very odd about someone
08:36who spends all their time with a servant.
08:38All right.
09:30Well, Bob,
09:31we're a couple of fine lads together, aren't we?
09:33Let's get russied and talk about girls, eh?
09:37Yes, we could sing to really dirty songs,
09:40and...
09:41Oh, God.
09:43I find you curiously pleasant company, young Bob.
09:46I am honoured,
09:46and for my part,
09:47want nothing more than to be with you,
09:49old man.
09:50Well, absolutely.
09:52I mean, there's nothing more healthy and normal
09:54than having a good, eh...
09:56chum.
09:59What think you, my lord, of love?
10:02You mean rumpy-pumpy.
10:04What would you say, my lord?
10:06My lord, if I were to say,
10:07I love you.
10:10Um...
10:12Well, of course,
10:13it depends entirely on who you said it to.
10:15If you said it to a horse,
10:17I'd presume you were sick.
10:19If you said it to Baldrick,
10:21I'd presume you were blind.
10:22And if you said it to me,
10:24you were...
10:24Yes, my lord.
10:26Well, well,
10:27I'd naturally assume we were having a
10:28big lad's joke about back-ticklers
10:31the way we healthy followers often do,
10:33and I'd probably grab you
10:34for a friendly wrestle
10:35and then we'd probably slap
10:37each other's size
10:38like jolly good chums
10:39and laugh
10:40at what it would be like
10:41if...
10:42if we really did
10:44fancy each other.
10:46In that case, my lord,
10:48I love you.
11:05Don't worry, Bob.
11:06He used to try and kill me, too.
11:08You can't hold it.
11:09I ain't glad to see you.
11:10What do you want?
11:12Well, I was wondering
11:13if I might sleep on the roof, sir.
11:15Only the town bailiff says
11:16if I lie in the gutter
11:17I'll be flushed into the Thames
11:18with all the other turds.
11:20Yes, certainly, Baldrick.
11:21Help yourself.
11:22I was just off to...
11:23to... to bed.
11:25Anyway.
11:27Um...
11:27Good night, Baldrick.
11:29Good night.
11:30Bob.
11:32Good night,
11:33my lord.
11:34Yes.
11:37Oh, God.
11:38Oh, God.
11:41Now, then,
11:42what seems to be the trouble?
11:43Oh, well,
11:45it's my manservant.
11:47I see.
11:47Well,
11:48don't be embarrassed.
11:49If you've got the pox,
11:51just pop your, uh,
11:52manservant on the table
11:53and we'll take a look at you.
11:55No, no, no.
11:56No, I mean,
11:57it's my real manservant.
12:00Uh-huh.
12:00And what's wrong with him?
12:02There's nothing wrong with him.
12:03That's the problem.
12:04He's perfect.
12:05And last night,
12:06I almost kissed him.
12:09I see.
12:10So you've started
12:11fancying boys,
12:12then, have you?
12:14Not boys,
12:14a boy.
12:15Yes, well,
12:16let's not split hairs.
12:17It's all rather disgusting
12:18and naturally all worried.
12:20Of course I'm worried.
12:21Well, of course you are.
12:22It isn't every day
12:23a man wakes up
12:24to discover
12:24he's a screaming bender
12:25with no more right
12:26to live on God's clean earth
12:28than a weasel.
12:29Ashamed of yourself?
12:31Not really, no.
12:32Bloody hell,
12:32I would be.
12:33And still,
12:34why should I complain?
12:36It just leaves
12:36more rampant totty
12:37for us real men, eh?
12:39Look,
12:39am I paying for this
12:40personal abuse
12:41or is it extra?
12:42No,
12:42all part of the service.
12:44I think you're in luck,
12:45though.
12:46An extraordinary new cure
12:48has just been developed
12:49for exactly this kind
12:50of sordid problem.
12:51It wouldn't have anything
12:52to do with leeches,
12:53would it?
12:54I had no idea
12:55you were a medical man.
12:57I've never had anything
12:57you doctors didn't try
12:58to cure with leeches.
12:59A leech on my ear
13:00for earache,
13:01a leech on my bottom
13:02for constipation.
13:03They're marvellous,
13:04aren't they?
13:05Well, the bottom one wasn't.
13:06I just sat down
13:06and squashed it.
13:08You know,
13:09the leech comes to us
13:09on the highest authority.
13:11Yes, I'd heard that.
13:12Dr. Hoffman of Stuttgart,
13:13isn't it?
13:14That's right,
13:14the great Hoffman.
13:15Owner of the largest
13:16leech farm in Europe.
13:18Yes.
13:19Well, I can't spend
13:20all day gossiping.
13:21I'm a busy man.
13:22As far as this case
13:23is concerned,
13:24I've now had time
13:25to think it over
13:26and I can strongly recommend
13:28A Course of Leeches.
13:31Sir, just pop a couple
13:33down my codpiece
13:34before I go to bed.
13:36No, no, no, no.
13:37Don't be ridiculous.
13:38This isn't the dark ages.
13:40Just pop four in your mouth
13:41in the morning
13:42and let them dissolve slowly.
13:44In a couple of weeks,
13:45you'll be beating
13:46your servant with a stick
13:47just like the rest of us.
13:49You're just an old quack,
13:51aren't you?
13:51I'd rather be a quack
13:52than a ducky.
13:53Good day.
13:56I don't know anything
13:56to follow, my lord.
13:58There's this lovely fat spider
14:00I found in the box.
14:02I was saving it for myself,
14:03but if you found it...
14:04Oh, shut up, Bordrick.
14:05I don't eat invertebrates
14:07for fun, you know.
14:08This is doctor's orders.
14:10Oh, I don't hold
14:11with this newfangled doctrine.
14:13Any problems,
14:14I go to the wise woman.
14:15Yes, Bordrick,
14:16I'm long past
14:17entrusting myself
14:18to some deranged druid
14:19who gives her professional address
14:21as one Dunghill Mansion's putney.
14:31Tell me, young crone,
14:32is this putney?
14:34That it be.
14:35That it be.
14:36Yes, it is,
14:38not that it be.
14:41You don't have to talk
14:42in that stupid voice to me.
14:43I'm not a tourist.
14:46I seek information
14:47about a wise woman.
14:49The wise woman?
14:51The wise woman?
14:52Yes, the wise woman.
14:55Two things, my lord,
14:57must ye know
14:57of the wise woman.
14:59Yes.
15:00First,
15:01she is
15:03a woman.
15:06And second,
15:08she is...
15:10wise.
15:11You do know her, then?
15:13No.
15:14Just a wild stab
15:15in the dark,
15:16which is, incidentally,
15:17what you'll be getting
15:18if you don't start
15:18being a bit more helpful.
15:21Do you know
15:23where she lives?
15:25Of course.
15:26Where?
15:26Here.
15:27Do you have an appointment?
15:28No.
15:30Well,
15:31you can go in anyway.
15:33Thank you, young crone.
15:34Here is a purse of monies,
15:35which I'm not going to give to you.
15:46Hail, Edmund,
15:47Lord of Adder's Black.
15:49Oh, hello.
15:50Step no nearer.
15:52For already
15:53I see
15:53thy bloody purpose.
15:55Thou plotter's Black Adder.
15:57Thou wouldst be king
15:59and drown Middlesex
16:01in a
16:02a
16:03bath of wine.
16:08No, no.
16:09No, no.
16:09It's far worse than that.
16:11I'm in love
16:11with my man-servant.
16:13Oh, well.
16:14I'd sleep with him
16:15if I were you.
16:16What?
16:17When I fancy people, I sleep with them.
16:21Oh, I have to drug them first, of course.
16:24Being so old and warty.
16:27But what about my position, my social life?
16:30Very well, then.
16:32Three other paths are open to you.
16:35Three cunning plans to cure thine ailment.
16:39Oh, good.
16:40The first is simple.
16:42Kill Bob.
16:43Never.
16:45Then try the second.
16:46Kill yourself.
16:48And the third?
16:49The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
16:54Ah, that sounds more like it.
16:56How?
16:57Kill everybody in the whole world.
17:08Now, look here, Bob.
17:09I've got something very important to say to you,
17:12and I want you to listen very carefully.
17:13Yes.
17:13Look, Bob, I've decided that you are to leave my service.
17:18Oh, no, my lord.
17:20My father will starve, and I'll have to become a male prostitute.
17:25Besides, I thought we were friends.
17:27Well, we are friends, Bob.
17:29Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course,
17:33of course, of course, of course.
17:35In fact, that's the reason I want you to leave my service.
17:39And become my live-in chum.
17:44Oh, my lord.
17:46Now, I want to make it absolutely clear that I'm in no way interested in the contents of your tights.
17:51You might be, my lord, if you knew what I kept in them.
17:54Ah, hi.
17:56I've learned of myself, Bob, that I know what a gentleman keeps in his tights.
17:59Thank you very much.
18:00But, my lord, I have a great secret.
18:03What?
18:05Prepare to be amazed.
18:08Oh, no, you haven't got one of those birthmarks shaped like a banana, have you?
18:13No.
18:14Or a tattoo saying, get it here.
18:18No.
18:19Oh, God.
18:19You've got one of those belly buttons that sticks outwards, haven't you?
18:22Oh, no, my lord.
18:24Well, what can it possibly be?
18:28Ah.
18:30Good lord.
18:35So, what was all that Bob stuff about, then?
18:37Because you would have just used me and cast me aside like you have so many women before.
18:42Ha.
18:42Would I?
18:44Yes.
18:45But now you've had a chance to grow to love me for what I really am.
18:49Yes, that's true.
18:50And now, I want to marry you, Bob.
18:55Kate.
18:56Then come.
18:57Kiss me, Kate.
19:01I bring grave intelligence of your former favourite, Lord Blackadder.
19:05Oh, God.
19:06It appears he wishes to marry a girl called Bob.
19:12That's a very odd name for a girl, isn't it?
19:15Girls are normally called Elizabeth.
19:18Oh, Mary.
19:19And Donald.
19:20Mouth is open, nursery should be shut.
19:22That is true, sweet one.
19:23I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
19:27Then why is your name Merci?
19:28That is my real name.
19:30Isn't it?
19:30No.
19:31What is your real name, then?
19:32Ah.
19:33Bernard.
19:37Suits you, actually.
19:39Your Majesty.
19:39Oh, hello, stranger.
19:40I seek your permission to wed.
19:43So, I hear.
19:44Melchie, what do you think of all this?
19:46I must profess, madam, I am astonished that Blackadder could possibly have eyes for any other woman than yourself.
19:52Good point.
19:53Though slightly grovelly.
19:56But when I fell in love, Mum, I didn't know she was a woman.
19:59I thought she was a boy.
20:02Oh, of course, that makes it perfectly acceptable.
20:05Oh, all right.
20:08Go on and marry her.
20:09Thank you, Mum.
20:10Just tell me one thing.
20:14Is her nose as pretty as mine?
20:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mum.
20:20Oh, God.
20:22Because otherwise, I would have cut it off.
20:24And then you'd have had to marry someone without a nose, and that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
20:30No, Mum.
20:31I mean, imagine the mess when she got a cold.
20:35Yuck!
20:39Well, quite, Mum.
20:41All right.
20:42Off you go, then.
20:48Everyone seems to get married except me.
20:50And me, Mum.
20:51Oh, shut up, Bernard.
20:55You make a lovely bride to me, Baldrick.
20:59Pity me that I have no actual girl chums, because we were so poor in our house, we couldn't afford
21:04friends.
21:05It is strangely, in keeping with the manner of our courtship, that your maid of honour should be a man.
21:09Thank you very much, my lord.
21:11Well, I use the word man in its broadest possible sentence.
21:14Perhaps we all know, God made man in his own image.
21:18It'd be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you, Baldrick.
21:23Ignore old Mr. Grumpy.
21:26There you are, Baldurs.
21:30You look sweet as a little pie.
21:34Kate, he looks like what he is, a dung ball in a dress.
21:38Oh, Edmund.
21:42Hello, there.
21:47Edmund, you didn't tell me we were expecting guests.
21:50And such a pretty one, too.
21:53Oh, God.
21:56Well, you're a little cutie to be hiding yourself away all these years.
22:00Tell me, gorgeous, what's your name?
22:03He's called Baldrick.
22:07Baldrick.
22:08That's a pretty name.
22:12Edmund used to have a servant called Baldrick.
22:15But anyway, away with such small talk.
22:19Lady, a kiss.
22:22What?
22:24You're so modest, too.
22:26Come on, you little tease.
22:27You know you want to.
22:29Give us a kiss.
22:30All right.
22:31You say so.
22:49Here.
22:50What's an original perfume?
22:55That is our Baldrick.
22:57He's wearing a dress.
23:03Anyway, what do you want?
23:07Well, there has been some discussion around the court on the subject of who's going to be
23:14your best man, and I thought it might be the moment to bring the subject to a conclusion.
23:19Ah, yes, Percy.
23:20I would like you.
23:21Oh, I'm so proud!
23:23Please, let me finish.
23:24I would like you to take this letter to Dover, where it's recently got the galleon of my old
23:29school friend and adventurer, Lord Flashheart.
23:32He shall be my best man.
23:34Lord Flashheart.
23:35Hmm.
23:36The best sword, the best shot, the best sailor, and the best kisser in the kingdom.
23:43Heave it, he.
23:44Tid over at once.
23:46Yes.
23:48Actually, I was going to suggest Lord Flashheart for best man myself.
23:53Larry.
23:55Larry.
24:06Edmund, I can't believe it's really happening.
24:09It is, my sweet.
24:11Before we go in, I want you to meet my father.
24:14Oh, fine.
24:21Excuse me, could you move along, please?
24:28Look, I'm waiting for my father-in-law.
24:30Last thing I want is some scruffy old beggar blocking a bird or a spanking of cabbage.
24:35I am your father-in-law.
24:38Oh, no.
24:40All right, how much do you want to clear off?
24:43Edmund, how could you hear my father, my only living relative?
24:46Ten pounds should do the trick.
24:48Father!
24:49All right, there we go.
24:51Edmund, you mustn't.
24:53Oh, don't worry, I'll get Baldrick to beat him up after the ceremony.
24:55We'll get the money back.
24:56Come on, play.
25:01Oh, Edmund, could we get on, do you think?
25:03I want to get to the reception so I can get squiffy and seduce someone.
25:07Yes.
25:08Unfortunately, ma'am, my best man still has not arrived.
25:11We'll get another one.
25:12Well, there's no one else I can really think of.
25:18Sorry, Percy?
25:20Nothing, my lord.
25:21Just clearing my throat.
25:23Good.
25:25No wonder you coughing all the way through the ceremony.
25:27Oh, come on, Edmund, you must be able to think of another best man.
25:32Well, I suppose I could ask Percy.
25:34Percy?
25:35My lord!
25:36Can you think of another best man?
25:41Well, my lord, one name does spring to mind.
25:44Yes, but I can't ask Baldrick.
25:46He's a bridesmaid.
25:47Besides, I need a friend, an equal, an old and trusty companion.
25:54I think there is one person in the room who fits the description.
25:58Of course.
25:59Nursey.
26:00How do you fancy putting on a pair of hoes and being my best man?
26:03Edmund, don't be so naughty.
26:04You know perfectly well who Percy is referring to.
26:07All right.
26:07I'm sorry.
26:09Melch it.
26:09All right, all right.
26:11Ashamed as I am and contradiction in terms though it is,
26:14Percy, you can be the best man.
26:17Oh, my lord, noble curse.
26:20What an honour.
26:21I brought along a ring.
26:23I really did think old Flash would have turned up.
26:30It's me, Flash.
26:34Flash by name, Flash by nature.
26:38Hooray!
26:39Hooray!
26:40Where have you been?
26:42Where haven't I been?
26:43What?
26:45Well, I'm here now.
26:48Who is that?
26:50I don't know, but he's in your place.
26:53Not for long.
26:54Oh, not that.
27:02Thanks, bridesmaid.
27:03Like the beard.
27:06Gives me something to hang on to.
27:12So, me old mate, Eddie's getting hitched, eh?
27:16What's the matter?
27:17Can't stand the pace of the in-grad?
27:22Hi, Queenie.
27:23You look sexy.
27:26But listen, wear your hair long.
27:27I prefer it that way.
27:29I've got such a crush on him.
27:32And Melchie!
27:36Still worshipping God?
27:38Oh, my lord.
27:39Last thing I heard, he started worshipping me.
27:42Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:45Brr!
27:46Nervsy!
27:47I like it firm and fruity.
27:51Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
27:55Down, boy!
27:57Down!
28:02And now, where's this amazing bird?
28:06The one who's stopped my old pal, Eddie, doing exactly whatever he wants.
28:10Ten times a night.
28:12Ah, yes.
28:13Flash, let me introduce my fiancée, Kate.
28:17My baby.
28:34She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
28:40You don't want to marry this jerk, baby.
28:42Meet me on my horse in eight seconds.
28:44But I can't run in this frock.
28:45You see, I find I actually prefer wearing boys' clothes.
28:48It's weird.
28:49I always feel more comfy in a dress.
28:52I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants.
28:57Quite a man, Flash, is he?
28:58Things will certainly liven up round here.
29:00Now he's back.
29:01Weren't they, Flash?
29:03So long, suckers.
29:05Next time you get bored of your lives, give me a call, and I'll come round and kill you.
29:08Bye, Edmund, and thanks for everything.
29:10Hooray!
29:14It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
29:19I presume you intend to honour this?
29:21I do.
29:48I do.
29:51And a little sod.
29:54Lord Flash, heart.
29:55Lord Flash, heart.
29:57I wish you were the star.
30:00Lord Flash, heart.
30:03Lord Flash, heart.
30:04You're sexier by far.
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