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00:02I must say, Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast before the rigours
00:06of the day begin.
00:08Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company,
00:12so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
00:17Yes, I've heard that.
00:18Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead. Remind me I'm best.
00:23Beshrew me, Edmund, you're in good fooling this morning.
00:25Don't say beshrew me, Percy. Any stupid actors say beshrew me.
00:28Oh, how I would love to be an actor.
00:31I had a great talent for it in my youth. I was the man of a thousand faces.
00:36So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now?
00:39Tush, my lord.
00:40Now, don't say tush, either. It's only a short step from tush to hey nonny nonny,
00:45and then I'm afraid I shall have to call the police.
00:47Well, God pats me on the head and says, good boy, Edmund.
00:51My lord?
00:51My aunt and uncle, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, the two most fanatical Puritans in England,
00:56have invited themselves to dinner here tonight.
00:59But aren't they the most frightful boars?
01:01Yep, but they have one great redeeming feature.
01:03Their wallets.
01:05More capacious than an elephant's scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on.
01:09At least, until now.
01:11For tonight, they wish to discuss my inheritance.
01:15Hey, nonny nonny, my lord, good news!
01:17All right!
01:23Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?
01:26To catch mice, my lord.
01:28I lie on the floor with my mouth open and hope they scurry in.
01:32And do they?
01:33Not yet, my lord.
01:34I'm not surprised.
01:35Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Lord.
01:39The only sort of mouse you're going to catch is one without a nose.
01:42That's a pity, because the nose is the best bit on a mouse.
01:44Any bit of a mouse will sing like luxury compared to what Percy and I must eat tonight.
01:48We are entertaining Puritan vegetable folk, Boulders.
01:51And that means no beat.
01:53In that case, I shall prepare my turnip surprise.
01:56And the surprise is?
01:58There's nothing else in it except the turnip.
02:01So another word for turnip surprise would be...
02:03a turnip.
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Right.
02:07Get the door, Bouldrick.
02:08Get the door.
02:11Well, my lord, if things go as planned tonight,
02:13it would seem congratulations are in order.
02:14Nice try, Percy, but forget it.
02:16You're not getting a penny.
02:24Bouldrick, I would advise you to make the explanation you were about to give
02:28phenomenally good.
02:30You said get the door.
02:31Not good enough.
02:32You're fired.
02:33My lord, I've been in your family since 1532.
02:36So is syphilis.
02:37Now get out of here.
02:40Oh, by the way, there was a messenger outside when I got the door.
02:44Says the Queen wants to see you.
02:45Lord Melchard is very sick.
02:47Really?
02:48Yeah.
02:48He's at death's door.
02:49Well, my faithful old reinstated family retainer.
02:53Let's go and open it for him, then.
02:56Oh, Edmund.
02:58Quick, quick.
02:59Melchard's dying.
03:00We must do something.
03:01Well, yes, of course.
03:02Some sort of celebration.
03:04But let's wait till he's actually snuffed it, shall we?
03:07Narciss's old methods don't seem to be working.
03:10Come on, little tummy.
03:12It all started last night at about two o'clock.
03:15I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies
03:19when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchard.
03:23Well, I never knew he had it in him.
03:27It's true, I promise.
03:28He was banging on the castle gates, falling over,
03:32and singing a strange song about a girl who possessed something called a dicky-dino.
03:36Oh, yes.
03:38It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it?
03:40Well, I think I know what's wrong with Lord Melchard,
03:42and unfortunately, it isn't fatal.
03:45Well, I have a cure, the horrible man.
03:47I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning
03:49and letting off such great and fruits and flappy woof-woofs.
03:53I can't believe one's tiny nose.
03:56The truth is, Lord Melchard just can't take his ale.
03:59No, I protest.
04:01I may be a little delicate this morning,
04:03but what I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros.
04:05If it was allergic to lemonade.
04:07It's Blackadder here who can't take his ale.
04:09He's famous for it.
04:10Oh, yeah?
04:11Yeah.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Oh, yes, it's exciting.
04:13The boys are getting tough.
04:14I'm sure we all remember the shame and embarrassment
04:17of the visit of the King of Austria
04:18when Blackadder was found wandering naked
04:20among the corridors of Hampton Court
04:22singing I'm Merlin the Happy Pig.
04:25What did you have last night, then?
04:26A whole half pint of potato juice.
04:29On the contrary, I had two flagons of claret
04:31and a double helping of curried turtle.
04:34I can assure you it's no holds barred with us
04:35at the annual communion wine tasting.
04:37Annual?
04:38Ha!
04:38For me and the wild boys,
04:39every night is drinky night.
04:41Says who?
04:41Says me.
04:42Says you?
04:42Yeah.
04:44You ought to come around sometime.
04:44Have a look at the underside of my table.
04:48So, lads!
04:49Tonight?
04:50Yeah, come on, Melchie.
04:51What are you scared of?
04:52Perhaps you're right.
04:53Perhaps he's away.
04:54Time to wee.
04:54All right, then, tonight.
04:55I'll be there.
04:57Hooray!
04:58And last one under the table gets
05:01ten thousand florins from the loser.
05:04Mum?
05:05Right.
05:06Well, I'll get the beer in, then.
05:07Wah!
05:12Mercy?
05:16Do you know what I'm going to do?
05:17What?
05:18I'm going to go along and find out
05:20exactly what happens at these boys' nights.
05:22Good idea, Poppet.
05:23And I'll wear a cloak with a cowl
05:26so no-one will recognise you.
05:28Oh, it's another good idea.
05:30You're so clever today,
05:31you'd better be careful
05:32your foot doesn't fall off.
05:37Does that happen
05:38when you have lots of brilliant ideas?
05:40Your foot falls off.
05:41Certainly does.
05:42My brother,
05:42he had this brilliant idea
05:44of cutting his toenails with a scythe.
05:46And here's what, Ben.
05:50Right.
05:51Now, the sort of person we're looking for
05:52is an aggressive, drunken lout
05:54with the intelligence of a four-year-old
05:56and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.
06:00Cardinal Woolsey?
06:02Boric?
06:04My lord.
06:08Why?
06:10I got fed up with the all-mouse diet, my lord.
06:12I thought I'd try a cat for variety.
06:15Good.
06:16Well done.
06:16And now, returning to the real world,
06:18do you have a knife?
06:19Yeah.
06:20Good.
06:20Because I wish to quickly send off
06:21some party invitations
06:22and to make them look particularly tough,
06:24I wish to write them in blood.
06:26Your blood, to be precise.
06:28How much blood will you actually be requiring, my lord?
06:31Oh, nothing much.
06:32Just a small puddle.
06:33Will you be wanting me to cut anything off?
06:35An arm or a leg, for instance?
06:37Oh, good lord, no.
06:38A little prick should do.
06:43Very well, my lord.
06:45I'm your bondsman and muster be.
06:47For God's sake, Baldick,
06:48I made a little prick on your finger.
06:51I haven't got one there.
06:53Forget it.
06:53Forget it.
06:55Thank you, my lord.
06:57Right.
06:57Now, purse.
06:58How's this list going?
06:59Oh, very well indeed.
07:00I thought we could invite my girlfriend, Gwendolyn.
07:02Sorry, no chicks.
07:03Who else?
07:04Well, that's about as far as I've got, actually.
07:06Right, I'll dictate.
07:08First, Simon Partridge.
07:10Oh, not farters, parters.
07:12Also known as Mr. Ostrich.
07:14Even he?
07:15But he's a fearful oik.
07:16Next one to no wonder.
07:18Secondly, Sir Geoffrey Piddle.
07:21Now, here's to the health of Cardinal Chunderpiddle.
07:23At the very same.
07:24And thirdly, Freddie Frobetter,
07:26the flatulent hermit of Lindisfarne.
07:29Oh, poor, poor.
07:31Right, that should do the trick.
07:32Oh, and of course, Lord and Lady White,
07:34I know who'll be coming anyway.
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36Oh, no.
07:40I must say, Edmund,
07:41it does look a teeny bit like trying to get out of it.
07:44Quite the wrong impression, ma'am.
07:45I just want to make it another night, that's all.
07:47Certainly not.
07:49I beg your pardon?
07:50Well, it's just one excuse after another, isn't it?
07:52Next thing, you'll be trying to get out of having his bath altogether.
07:55He hasn't talked about a bath here.
07:57Well, he should be.
07:59How else is he going to keep clean?
08:00Soon he'll be saying he doesn't want to have his nappy changed.
08:05Lord Blackadder doesn't wear a nappy.
08:08Well, that case is even more important that he has a bath.
08:10I don't know, is he?
08:12I know why you want to get out of it,
08:14because I remember the last time you had a party.
08:17I found you face down in a puddle,
08:19wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.
08:21That's all right, all right.
08:22Tonight it is.
08:23Oh, Edmund, I do love it when you get cross.
08:27Sometimes I think about having you executed
08:29just to see the expression on your face.
08:33Right, now let's make sure you've got this.
08:36We are having two parties here tonight.
08:38Right.
08:38And they must be kept completely separate.
08:40Right.
08:40Firstly, a total piss-up involving beer shrine,
08:44broken furniture, and then wall-to-wall vomiting
08:46will be held here in Baldrick's bedroom.
08:49Oh, thank you very much, Baldrick.
08:51And secondly, Percy will join me in here
08:53for the gourmet turnip.
08:56Is the turnip surprise ready?
08:58Yes, just fine.
09:02Then what is so funny?
09:04Well, my lord,
09:05while Baldrick and I were preparing the turnip surprise,
09:08we had a surprise.
09:10we came across a turnip
09:11that was exactly the same shape
09:15as a thingy.
09:23A thingy.
09:25A great big thingy.
09:27It was terrific.
09:29Size is no guarantee of quality, Baldrick.
09:32Most horses are very well endowed,
09:34but that does not necessarily make them sensitive, lovers.
09:36I trust you have removed this hilarious item?
09:39Oh, yeah.
09:40Yes, my lord.
09:40Good, because there's nothing more likely
09:42to stop an inheritance
09:42than a thingy-shaped turnip.
09:46Absolutely, Edmund.
09:48And it was jolly funny.
09:50Yes, yes, yes.
09:51I found it particularly ironic, my lord,
09:52because I've got a thingy
09:53that's shaped like a turnip.
09:54Yes.
09:57I'm a great little artist.
09:59Are you?
09:59Yeah, I hide in the vegetable rack
10:01and frighten the children.
10:03What fun?
10:04Perhaps you've forgotten
10:05that I'm meant to be having
10:05a drinking competition here tonight
10:07with Lord Melchett
10:08and 10,000 florins are at stake.
10:10Oh, dear.
10:11What do you mean?
10:13Well, firstly, you haven't got 10,000 florins,
10:15and thirdly, one drop of the ale
10:17and you fall flat on your face
10:18and start singing that song about the goblin.
10:20That's nonsense.
10:22But just in case it's true...
10:24It is true.
10:24Yes, all right, it's true.
10:26So the plan is,
10:27when I call for my incredibly strong ale,
10:30you must pass me water in an ale bottle.
10:32Have you got that?
10:33Yeah.
10:33When you call for ale, I pass water.
10:36Percy, look,
10:37your job is to stay here
10:38and suck up to my aunt.
10:40I think you can trust me
10:41to know how to handle a woman.
10:43Oh, God.
10:45Right, here goes.
10:55Uncle, aunt, greetings.
10:57How nice it is to see you.
11:01Vicky, child, don't lie.
11:03Everyone hates us and you know it.
11:06Yes.
11:06May I introduce my friend, Lord Percy?
11:09Well, well, well, Eddie.
11:11You didn't tell me
11:12you had such a good-looking aunt.
11:15Good morrow to thee, gorgeousness.
11:18I know what I like
11:19and I like what I see.
11:21Be gone.
11:22Say to the Lord, please.
11:24Ah, yes.
11:24Well, I hope you had
11:25a pleasant inheritance.
11:26Did I say inheritance?
11:28I meant you.
11:29If you'd just like
11:30to help yourself to a legacy.
11:31No, a chair.
11:33A chair?
11:34You have chairs in your house?
11:36Oh, yes.
11:37Vicky, child,
11:38the chairs are an invention of Satan.
11:41In our house, Nathaniel sits on a spike.
11:44And yourself?
11:45I sit on Nathaniel.
11:47Two spikes would be an extravagance.
11:49Quite.
11:50I will suffer comfort this once.
11:53We shall just have to stick forks in our legs
11:55between courses.
11:57I trust you remember,
11:58we eat no meat.
11:59Heaven forbid, no.
12:01Here we feast only on God's lovely turnip.
12:04Mashed.
12:04Mashed?
12:05Yes.
12:06Wicked child!
12:07And mashing is also the work of Beelzebun.
12:10For Satan saw God's blessed turnip
12:12and he envied it
12:14and mashed it
12:14to spoil its sacred shape.
12:17I shall have my turnip
12:18as God intended.
12:20Fine.
12:21Warwick?
12:22Will you fetch my dear aunt
12:23a raw turnip, please?
12:25Well, we've only got the one.
12:26Just do it.
12:29So, uncle,
12:31will you have your turnip mashed
12:32or as God intended?
12:34He will not answer you.
12:35He has taken a vow of silence.
12:38I believe that silence is golden.
12:49Inheritance.
12:51Edmund,
12:52I trust you have invited no other guests?
12:54Oh, certainly not.
12:55Good.
12:56For where there are other guests
12:57that are people to fornicate with.
13:01I'll just go and tell them to fornicate off.
13:03More questions.
13:07Um, uh, yes.
13:09Uh, well,
13:10Lord Whiteheader,
13:11uh, a vow of silence.
13:13That's quite an interesting thing.
13:15Tell me about it.
13:22Happy birthday to you.
13:26Happy birthday to you.
13:29Happy birthday, Edie Maevee.
13:33Happy birthday to you.
13:37But it's not my birthday,
13:39Archdeacon.
13:41Well, well,
13:43get stuck in, boys.
13:44Stuck in.
13:45Wahey, get in.
13:47Well, it sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?
13:49Stuck in.
13:51Sorry.
13:52Back in a tick.
13:53Wahey, tick, eh, lads?
13:55Now, that sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?
13:56That sounds a bit like
13:57bum.
13:59Ah, Melty,
14:00it's late, I see,
14:01to avoid the early drinking.
14:03Now, Melty,
14:03you really are a beginner.
14:04You're not even wearing
14:05a pair of comedy breasts.
14:06Au contraire, Berger.
14:08Yes, well,
14:09let's wait till we get down
14:10to the serious drinking.
14:11Shall we?
14:11No, it's this way.
14:12Here we are.
14:18Good evening.
14:19Lads,
14:20this is Lord Melchert.
14:23Give him a large one,
14:24will you?
14:24Large one?
14:25Wahey, get it?
14:26No?
14:27Yes, you do.
14:28Large one.
14:29Sounds a bit rude.
14:30Oh, yes, large one.
14:32You may find the conversation
14:33a bit above your head
14:34at first, Melty,
14:35but you'll soon get used to it.
14:37Well,
14:37down the hatch.
14:39Wahey!
14:40Wahey!
14:40Wahey!
14:41Wahey!
14:41Wahey!
14:41Wahey!
14:41Wahey!
14:41Wahey!
14:42Wahey!
14:50I heard it was a party for you.
14:52No, yes,
14:52there were two
14:53and you're invited
14:53to Ternada.
14:54But I'm a friend
14:55of Lord Percy's.
14:56Oh,
14:56you must be Gwendolyn.
14:57You were invited anyway.
14:58Come in.
14:59Do.
14:59Very much.
15:01I sit here.
15:03Oh,
15:03here.
15:04Here.
15:06Here.
15:09Here.
15:17Sorry, he's sick.
15:19Leprosy.
15:21Of the brain.
15:22What he is trying to tell you
15:23is that you appear
15:24to be wearing
15:24a pair of devil's dumplings.
15:30Oh, my God,
15:30my earmuffs have worn down.
15:34Would you like a pair?
15:37It's getting rather cold.
15:38No, thank you.
15:39Cold is God's way
15:40of telling us
15:41to burn more Catholics.
15:43Well, quite.
15:44Which reminds me,
15:45Aunty.
15:46Don't call me Aunty.
15:48Aunties are relatives
15:49and relatives
15:49are evidence of sex.
15:51And sex is hardly
15:52a fitting subject
15:52for the dinner table.
15:54Or, indeed,
15:55any table.
15:57Except perhaps
15:57a table in a brothel.
15:59Oh!
16:00I see you've fallen
16:01off your chair.
16:02Well, now,
16:03what was I saying?
16:04Oh, my God.
16:06Join it, my lady.
16:12Very good.
16:14Very good.
16:16No, not that all.
16:18Takes me right back
16:19to our wedding night.
16:24We had raw turnips
16:26that night, too.
16:31What was that?
16:32What was what?
16:33That noise.
16:35Noise?
16:37Did you hear a noise,
16:38Pessie?
16:39No.
16:39Good.
16:40Apart from that
16:41colossal drunken roar.
16:44That noise?
16:45Oh, it's the Catholics
16:46next door, I'm afraid.
16:47No!
16:48I'll just go and burn them.
16:50Back in a minute.
16:51Pessie.
16:57Yes?
16:58I'm suffocating.
16:59Well, thank God
17:00you're knocked.
17:01Come on, now,
17:01take a deep breath.
17:03And another.
17:05Better?
17:05Yes.
17:06Good.
17:08Mind you,
17:09I'll say one thing
17:10for Catholics.
17:11They do have
17:12natural rhythm.
17:14Yes!
17:15Right!
17:17I notice you're not
17:18drinking, Bergenna.
17:19Oh, don't you worry
17:20about me, Maltzis.
17:20I'm holding my own here.
17:22Oh, hey!
17:23Holding my own.
17:24Now, that sounds
17:25incredibly rude.
17:28Yes, well,
17:28I never went to
17:29university, of course.
17:30Um, Bergenna,
17:31that doesn't explain
17:31why you're not
17:32drinking with us.
17:33Ah, yes.
17:34No, that's what
17:34I actually came
17:35to talk to you about.
17:36What do you say
17:36to the idea
17:37of ten minutes
17:37absolute silence
17:39to get some
17:39really serious
17:40drinking in?
17:46Yes, I said,
17:47please give me silence,
17:48not drench me
17:48with dribble.
17:51Now, here's a nice
17:52glass of cider.
17:54Oh, only cider.
17:55I'm going to go
17:56and put some
17:56brandy in it.
17:57Yes!
18:00Quiet!
18:09How are we all
18:10going?
18:10Not well.
18:12Let us discuss
18:13your inheritance.
18:14Hi, that's good.
18:15Um, a little drink
18:16first?
18:16Drink, wicked child.
18:18Drink is urine
18:20from the last
18:20leper in hell.
18:21Oh, no.
18:23Now, this is only water.
18:24This is a house
18:25of simple purity.
18:34Drink booze up,
18:36Edmund!
18:44Do you know
18:45that man?
18:48No.
18:50He called you
18:51Edmund?
18:52Oh, no, him.
18:54Oh, yes, I do.
18:55Then, can you explain
18:56what he meant
18:57my great booze up?
19:12Yes, I can.
19:14My friend
19:15is a missionary
19:17and on his last
19:19visit abroad
19:20brought back with him
19:22the chief
19:23of a famous tribe.
19:24Now, his name
19:26is Great Boo.
19:29He's been suffering
19:31from sleeping sickness
19:33and he's obviously
19:35just woken
19:36because, as you heard,
19:38Great Boo's up.
19:40Well done, Edmund.
19:42And I think
19:42I'd better just go
19:43and visit him.
19:44First, over to you.
19:46Yes.
19:47How about
19:48some sort of game?
19:50How about
19:50a couple of frames
19:51of
19:51Shove,
19:52Biggie,
19:52Shove?
19:55Blackadder,
19:56you challenged me
19:57to a drinking competition
19:58earlier today
19:59and I haven't seen
20:00you touch a drop.
20:01Nonsense.
20:01It's true.
20:02You twist and turn
20:03like a twisty,
20:05turny thing.
20:06I say you're
20:06a weedy pigeon
20:07and you can call me
20:08Susan if it isn't so.
20:10All right.
20:11Borbuck,
20:12fetch my
20:13incredibly strong ale.
20:16Dr. McClure's
20:17Amber Enema.
20:18A drink for schoolgirls.
20:20Surely not
20:21scallops,
20:21lobster,
20:22scrumpy.
20:23No.
20:23It is Blackadder's
20:24bowel basher,
20:25a brew guarantee
20:26to knock the backside
20:27off a concrete elephant.
20:29Is it not,
20:30Baldrick?
20:30No, it's water.
20:31What?
20:32Water.
20:35No, but seriously,
20:36Baldrick,
20:36I'm presuming you
20:37wish to see another dawn.
20:38You did call
20:39for your incredibly
20:40strong ale,
20:40my lord.
20:40Yes, that's right.
20:42Oh, that's a relief.
20:42I thought I'd made a mistake.
20:43Oh.
20:45Oh, that's right.
20:46It is water.
20:47Oh, come on, Dad.
20:49Let's give him
20:49a real drink.
20:51Oh, fine.
20:53Bums up.
20:54Wave bums.
20:55Sounds a bit like
20:56bum, doesn't it?
20:57Drink.
20:58Blackadder.
20:59Drink.
21:10Percy?
21:11I lost the bet.
21:13Edmund, explain yourself.
21:18I can't.
21:19Not just like that.
21:22I'm a complicated person,
21:25you see, auntie.
21:26Sometimes I'm nice,
21:28and sometimes I'm nasty.
21:31Hey.
21:32And sometimes I just like
21:35to sing little songs,
21:36like,
21:37see the little goblins.
21:39I mean...
21:40Explain why you're wearing
21:42a cardinal's hat,
21:43why you're grinning inanely,
21:45and why you have an ostrich feather
21:47sticking out of your britches.
21:48I am wearing a cardinal's hat
21:51because I'm Cardinal Chander.
21:53I have an ostrich feather
21:55up my bottom,
21:56as Mr. Ostrich put it there,
21:59to keep in the little pixies.
22:03And I'm grinning inanely
22:05because I think I've just about succeeded
22:07in conning you
22:08and your daft husband
22:09out of a whooppy great inheritance.
22:11Eeeh.
22:13Is that right?
22:14May I remind you,
22:15cursed creature,
22:18that your inheritance
22:19depends upon your not drinking
22:20and not gambling.
22:21Oh, yes, damn.
22:23Percy the devil
22:24farts in my face once again.
22:27Not mentioning farts
22:29was also a condition.
22:31Shove off, you old trout.
22:34How dare you speak
22:35to my husband like that!
22:38Nathaniel, we're leaving.
22:41And you.
22:42Yes?
22:43Has anyone ever told you
22:44you're a giggling imbecile?
22:46Oh, yes.
22:51Good riddance,
22:52you old witch.
22:54Oops, she's forgotten
22:55her broomstick.
22:56Look,
22:58I just wanted to say thanks
23:00for a splendid evening.
23:02Yes, first rate,
23:03all round.
23:05Particularly your jester.
23:07Oh, yes.
23:08By the way,
23:09I love the turning.
23:12Very funny.
23:14Exactly the same shape
23:16as a thingy.
23:19Good God!
23:21Well, look who it is!
23:23Who is it?
23:24Well, it's a boy's party.
23:26She's a girl,
23:27so she must be the stripper.
23:31Oh, no.
23:33Don't get too depressed, Edmund.
23:35I mean,
23:37money isn't everything.
23:40Think of clouds
23:42and daisies
23:43and the lovely smiles
23:45on little babies' faces.
23:47Be quiet, Percy.
23:48This way!
23:53Whoa, another stripper!
23:56Hooray!
23:57And a male stripper!
23:58Hooray!
24:00Oh, yes!
24:01This is much more liking!
24:04and she's come dressed
24:06as the queen!
24:07Hooray!
24:08Hooray!
24:09Hooray!
24:10Hooray!
24:11Do you know who I am?
24:13Yes,
24:14I know who you are.
24:16Who?
24:17You're Merlin,
24:19the happy pig.
24:21Hooray!
24:21Hooray!
24:23Hooray!
24:23Wrong, I'm afraid.
24:25I am
24:26the queen of England.
24:29Hooray!
24:30Hooray!
24:31Hooray!
24:33Hooray!
24:34Hooray!
24:35Hooray!
24:42Hooray!
24:46Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:48Hooray!
24:49Hooray!
24:51Hooray!
24:52Hooray!
24:53Hooray!
24:54Hooray!
24:57Hooray!
24:58Hooray!
24:59Hooray!
25:01Hooray!
25:01Hooray!
25:03Hooray!
25:04Hooray!
25:06Hooray!
25:09Hooray!
25:11Hooray!
25:13Hooray!
25:13Hooray!
25:13Do you remember something about 10,000 florins, was it?
25:18I think it was something about an inheritance.
25:21Look, do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?
25:24Yes!
25:26Right, well, perhaps it's time I might be allowed to continue and perhaps finish with any luck.
25:31Luck?
25:33Wahey! Get it?
25:36No, no.
25:37Oh, come on! Luck!
25:40Sounds almost exactly like...