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00:01Oh, this has been so much fun.
00:03I'm sorry we didn't do this sooner.
00:05Oh, I can never get Neil to go anywhere.
00:07I don't usually like people.
00:10I hear you.
00:11Especially new people.
00:12There you go.
00:14Ray would be happy living in the bathroom.
00:17That's right. He's like me.
00:19Oh, then I feel sorry for her.
00:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:23Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
00:28Must have power cells.
00:33You having a good time there, Spencer?
00:35Must have power cells.
00:38Can we have a cannoli?
00:40You know what?
00:41I got some special cookies with sprinkles in the kitchen for you guys.
00:44Why don't you go get those?
00:48These are so good.
00:49So your mother-in-law brings these over?
00:51Yes, she does.
00:52From right across the street.
00:56Oh, boy.
00:57They're not that good.
01:00So you've met her.
01:02Was that the lady who was watching me park before?
01:07Yeah, right next to the guy who was hitting a lawnmower with a shovel.
01:12Beep!
01:16Enemy targets identified.
01:18Beep!
01:22We're under attack.
01:24Hey, guys.
01:25You know where there's a lot of other enemies?
01:26Out in the backyard.
01:28Negative.
01:34Seriously.
01:35Guys, why don't you go outside, you know?
01:37See if you can do something.
01:38Ah.
01:39Ah!
01:43What the heck?
01:51Target destroyed!
01:56You okay there, Rick?
01:57Yeah.
01:57Yeah.
01:58I think a lot.
02:00My target's not completely destroyed.
02:03He's in that great shape to begin with.
02:06I can't.
02:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:12Hey, any more cannolis?
02:13No, I think there's one left in the fridge.
02:16Oh, yes.
02:17Hmm.
02:18Oh.
02:19You want it?
02:20Oh, yes.
02:21Yeah.
02:22I knew I liked you.
02:26Oh, wait.
02:27Whoa.
02:27Hold on, Spence.
02:28I think the cannolis are for the grown-ups.
02:30The cookies are for you guys.
02:31I hate cookies.
02:33Ooh.
02:34No, they're all sprinkly and sugary, you know?
02:37And, and you see, that's mine.
02:44I'm the guest.
02:50No.
02:52Gross.
03:03Robots, mobilize.
03:04Cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow.
03:11Watch.
03:11His mother will fake a sprained ankle
03:12and we'll have them all winter i still win it's always winter
03:22hey oh i thought you're having a cannoli you don't see a cannoli so obviously i didn't
03:30i don't know this has been great but we really should get going robot commander we're blasting
03:35off when our remodel is done you guys are coming over but the kids are going to want to get
03:39together
03:39before then so why don't you come over next weekend oh we don't want to impose i mean you've got
03:44ray's
03:44parents no no but this is different you're invited okay okay can you say goodbye to ray and deborah
03:52goodbye to ray and deborah goodbye to spencer all right take care
04:03oh wow they are great huh like you know what they were here for four hours that just flew by
04:11yeah
04:14what no nothing just felt like four hours
04:21what do you mean not crazy about the boy
04:34what spencer oh come on he's a great kid great yeah when i said i think they're great i was
04:40including
04:41him it's not automatic you know just because you like the parents doesn't mean you have to like the
04:45kid what are you talking about spencer's cute cute cute so i guess the word means nothing now
04:56he never stopped with his voice oh are we criticizing someone else's voice ray
05:04i'm telling you that kid he's a pain he is not the boys loved him he steals
05:13my cannoli he stole my cannoli
05:18you know i feel bad for you i really do i mean why can't you just focus on the wonderful
05:23afternoon
05:23we just had instead of finding the microscopic negative oh oh i need a microscope to find robot
05:30commander
05:39i i i specifically said spencer the cannolis are for the grown-ups okay i think the cookies are for
05:44you
05:45and you know what that little weasel says i'm the guest
05:52weasel look he was our guest if you wanted a cannoli what's wrong with that what's wrong with that
05:57he took one bite of it and he threw the whole thing out look at him in there
06:08ray
06:09look at him
06:22that kid is no damn good
06:26all this because you didn't get a third cannoli no no how about the space gun on my chair huh
06:33that could have been an embarrassing trip to the emergency room
06:43okay come on he wouldn't do that on purpose he was just playing he was not playing okay i'm a
06:48good
06:48judge of character that kid he knew exactly what he was doing he's eight that's 40 in weasel years
06:54come on just just stop it are you really gonna let this little thing ruin a great friendship
07:02oh come what friendship we just met these people yeah and you liked them immediately you wanted to
07:07play golf with him yes yeah i'll golf with him okay if the kid's gonna caddy i'm out
07:13oh you know what you have a problem you don't want me to make friends oh look don't don't get
07:18all crazy all right listen i want to make friends why can't i have friends i'm your friend
07:26this is the argument
07:32look i'm telling you i i just don't like that kid i don't make you spend time with people that
07:36you
07:36don't like oh no what oh my parents yes your parents they take up all the time that we would
07:45normally spend with friends in fact they're friend repellent look you want to be friends with lauren
07:51and neil that's fine we can spend as much time as you want with them just not with the kids
07:54you don't like kids what what are you saying name one kid that you like bernie and linda's kid david
08:04benjamin whatever that is a great kid we never see him that's right he gives us a chance to miss
08:13him and in a couple of years i look forward to seeing him again okay you listen to me the
08:25williamsons
08:26are perfect family friends we like them and they have a kid that our kids love and we should be
08:32able
08:32to get together with them as a group
08:40okay okay good thank you but i won't be there
08:47okay fine then you can tell the williamsons that you're not spending time with them because you
08:51have a problem with their child i won't have to tell them because i won't be there
08:56okay then i'll tell them fine with me yeah i will and you know what it'll ruin the friendship also
09:01fine no you are doing this for me how often do i ask you to do something for me every
09:07day
09:08and every day every day i have to say no let's stop the charade
09:22raymond we are going to be friends with these people and you are going to make it work because
09:28you are a grown man and i believe that you can do this i believe that you can get along
09:34with an
09:35eight-year-old child i really do
09:47he hurt my hiney
10:00raymond's skin is nice now but when he was younger he had blemishes
10:06okay ma remember when you came home to school crying because they called you pimply pete
10:22you go out of it just like robbie this night time accidents
10:37okay all right guys let's leave her alone okay but we must feed her we will die are they hungry
10:42because i got chicken cacciatorea points
10:46no ma they're just having fun playing yeah like go play on daddy's computer yeah guys why don't you take
10:52all right spencer and go play in your room let's go jump on your beds whoa hold on there buddy
10:57let's uh
10:57let's not jump on the beds okay but we have to we're flying spiders
11:06well hold on wait a second big guy i mean spiders don't fly actually they do
11:20actually they crawl around and they spin webs right they also use their webs to float on air currents
11:32air currents he's very bright thank you he loves to debate like this
11:43um
11:43um i mean maybe they use their webs to swing around you know like spider-man spider-man right he
11:49shoots
11:49webs out of his wrist and he goes swinging around that's a movie
11:59he got you there reinstein
12:06no he doesn't dad i'm just saying
12:12if he could fly he'd be superman where are you going with this listen
12:20but he can't so he's spider-man so he doesn't fly he doesn't jump on the beds
12:30so go have fun
12:31thank you thank you
12:45okay i'll be right back did you see the look that he gave me
12:53what are you doing looking for an aspirin the dispenser's giving me a headache
12:59he's got some voice
13:04we can play a tape of that outside hostage standoffs
13:09thank you very much deborah thinks i'm a jerk because i can't stand him who can't we stand your
13:16mother no we're talking about that spencer kid's weird
13:20i know right isn't he annoying he's annoying sure he's a kid all kids are annoying you two were
13:30horrible we weren't oh yes very much so you go around talking funny playing your stupid crap
13:41it bugged the hell out of me look hey this kid's in a class by himself okay i was nothing
13:47like him
13:47well he's definitely smarter than you were
13:53even now it's pretty close
14:03hey you stink you stink no according to your refrigerator you stink
14:21it's that damn spencer
14:25so now i stink he comes into my house he writes i stink with my alphabet magnets
14:32you don't know for sure it was spencer was it you no you if i did it it wouldn't say
14:39stinks
14:45then it was spencer it could be the twins no they would write daddy stinks
14:50come on you two i've got chicken for you oh raymond i think your friends are delightful yeah they're great
14:58what's the matter raymond stinks
15:05don't say that he just smells natural
15:16jeez lou what the hell is that that's spencer he's got the kids jumping on the beds
15:29come on let's see you go ahead i want to take a crack at this
15:38firepower hey hey oh guys no jumping huh no jumping on the beds okay come on come on spence buddy
15:44no jumping
15:45my name's my name's my name's my name's my name's my name's not spence buddy
15:50okay all right listen spencer i'm serious okay no more jumping
15:54what are you doing listen listen listen listen spencer you ray stings
16:03oh no you
16:10okay boys boys let's not run in the house
16:24yeah having fun don't worry what are you doing i'll be right back
16:40okay wait wait wait a second
16:44no listen
16:47okay spencer i really need to talk to you right now okay
16:50evasive action enough enough of the robot stuff i'm not fooling around you have to stop this
16:56come on stop it now
17:03okay look spencer i don't know exactly what's happening but i think you're having a little
17:06trouble listening right system failure
17:14what are you doing okay nobody likes this come on wake up
17:19everything okay oh yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yeah yeah he's just doing that thing he does
17:25a funny funny robot thing oh this looks like a system failure
17:31you tell that something happened he yelled at me
17:35wait oh no no no no no not at all that wasn't yelling spence buddy spencer huh i didn't want
17:41your
17:42system to fail just wanted you to stop running so i could talk to you that's all yeah no big
17:46deal no
17:46big deal just you know about listening to adults and not saying they stink and also writing it on
17:52the refrigerator yeah no big deal did you write on ray endeavor's refrigerator no actually yeah with
18:00magnets yeah he spelt out ray stinks no big deal spence we were all doing it oh good i'm glad
18:09you told me
18:09because i'm definitely gonna have a word with michael and jeffrey later thanks i think they were just
18:13fooling around yeah honey why don't you and the boys go play okay
18:21he gets so involved in his games yeah he's great yeah you see the flip side to him being so
18:28bright
18:28and so energetic is that he's also very sensitive and he responds much better to rational discussion
18:34than yelling yeah ray oh no no i didn't yell i was doing i was doing a sing-song thing
18:42you know
18:42spencer stop running you know that's all that's what he heard well still you're this big intimidating
18:49adult was probably a little bit scary for him it's all right ray most people don't realize that they
18:54have to adjust their approach with this kind of child yeah okay i mean it's a little bit weird when
18:58you're dealing with other people's children they're used to a whole different parenting style
19:01oh you're so right deborah we're also used to our own and because your kids are more conventional
19:06you're used to doing things differently what do you mean oh no no you know what i mean they're terrific
19:16that's good because it's just a conventional no no no that's not it at all that was a poor choice
19:21of
19:21words we think your kids are wonderful wonderful really deborah your boys are adorable and i'm sure
19:31in terms of their development they're absolutely where they should be yeah i see in terms of their
19:38development yeah you see we're just used to spencer who's been identified as gifted although we don't
19:44like to use that word yeah some people could take it the wrong way you know yeah i could see
19:49that
19:51it's just that spencer is special right wait wait what no nothing he's special yeah spencer is unique
20:11and your kids are marvelous
20:24oh wow i should help clean up in there because we've got to get going already yeah hey spencer let's
20:29get
20:30moving pals come on let's go
20:35that's a gifted boy
20:39come on honey let's say goodbye
20:47can you help me come on let's go
20:50i'm invisible now invisible
20:53spencer we can see you
20:57bunch of freaks
21:00i got him i got him spencer stop kicking no i hate you take care
21:10oh that's too bad the kids really liked him
21:14what are we going to tell them well we'll just explain to them that a wicked witch baked them in
21:21a pie
21:21what's wrong
21:36i want to know
22:19LAUGHTER
22:30You
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