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00:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:56Oh.
00:58What?
00:59Nothing.
01:00No what?
01:01Nothing.
01:02I'm just waiting for the mirror.
01:06Oh.
01:08You got to pluck your eyebrows before you go to bed?
01:10What's with that?
01:10You're just going to mush them up anyway.
01:13You comb your hair.
01:14How stupid is that?
01:17that's my routine wash face comb hair brush teeth scrape tongue you never know when that
01:25blue moon is gonna pop up well you're getting in the way of my routine well it's my bathroom too
01:32you know yes i know yeah i guess i should just move out and leave the whole bathroom to you
01:43really huh could i have the bathroom what do you mean i'll forget it what you want me to move
01:54out of
01:54our bathroom oh no i guess we can just go on like this forever wait what's wrong with me being
02:05in this
02:05bathroom what every time i spit on you i wipe you off i know no i know i know that
02:13and i appreciate
02:13it it's just that there's always puddles of water on the floor after you shower and you you leave
02:19your wet towel on the tub you use my roll on deodorant you take the wait a minute wait a
02:23minute
02:24i don't use your roll on deodorant okay that goes against everything i stand for
02:29ray i found a hair
02:34all right one time what one one welly swipe that hair must have been very loose
02:41okay it's okay i threw the whole thing out before it ever touched me
02:48do i disgust you i disgust you don't i no no no no not all the time
02:56it's just that you know there's no room for my stuff do you know how much i would love to
03:01have
03:01a thing of q-tips right here or have my curling iron always plugged in or my makeup laid out
03:06where
03:06i could see everything instead of stuffed in a box under the sink okay i just okay listen i'll i'll
03:13use the bathroom down the hall no no no that's not that's not why i said it i don't want
03:17you to do
03:17well no it's nothing it's easy for me toothbrush razor comb what do i need
03:23you wouldn't really do that not just for anybody for the woman i'm having sex with tonight
03:44michael come on i'm late for work
03:48oh you did this yesterday you've been on the toilet for half an hour
03:55come on you're seven not 67
04:02were you playing with your action figures it helps me
04:06all right come on go go to school oh no no come on that is not good pick up your
04:16clothes
04:18at least at least hang the towel on the knob huh
04:24toilet paper doesn't belong on the floor
04:29it's like a bus station in here
04:57daddy i have to go to the bathroom
04:59yeah all right go ahead daddy what
05:08all right i'm leaving yeah knock yourself out
05:37i lift the candles for you oh i can't wait
05:44oh my it's beautiful oh hi oh hello raymond hey i just brought your mother up to show off
05:54when you do this yesterday oh and i took your suggestion marie put the lights on a dimmer
06:03that's nice i always dim them and then i light a gardenia candle then i'm ready to drop my robe
06:11and slide into my bubble bath
06:15i'm gonna sit
06:18oh oh and look at this
06:23water massage oh you got one of those yes oh you two are gonna be so happy that you've done
06:28all this
06:30you know when robbie moved out i took over the boys bathroom and now frank and i get along so
06:37much better
06:39yeah deborah yeah deborah and i have always dreamed of having a marriage like yours
06:44oh i better go i'm expecting a delivery and your father doesn't have pants on
06:48you did a marvelous job deborah i just may have to bathe here myself sometime
06:56a lot of nice images today
07:05so what do you think oh it's incredible yeah what do you got coming out of the tap now holy
07:10water
07:15so how's all this working out for you oh terrific yeah yeah i just you know it was kind
07:21of crowded in the kids bathroom i thought i'd come back and visit the old neighborhood
07:27so you want to use this okay go ahead yeah really okay sure all right thanks
07:44sorry
07:49how about i just uh
07:55you know what i don't need a bathroom
08:15hey hey oh well look at this what do we have here dad well robert did you hear deborah kicked
08:23him
08:23out of his bathroom he didn't kick me out i gave it to her you gave it to her why
08:29because i spit she
08:32sighed i felt bad and here i am you just gave up the bathroom that's the most important room of
08:40the house
08:41it's the only place a man can truly express himself
08:46you know i'm familiar with some of your expressions there
08:51i'm not kidding around mary alice let the woman have the kitchen and the bedroom the bathroom belongs
08:59to the king yes and it appears raymond has abdicated his throat
09:08it's no big deal all right this is a compromise you make when you live with a person
09:14compromise that's what the loser says to explain what happened
09:20look there's nothing wrong with deborah having a place in the house that's hers
09:28oh yeah and where's your place ray i got my office
09:33you mean your little wooden desk down in the basement next to the hot water heater
09:39look what you two geniuses don't understand is that ever since i did this the wife has been in a
09:45great mood matter of fact last night we uh and no begging
10:00and how long do you think that's gonna last look all i know is when i said i would get
10:05out of there
10:06she's been all happy and that's good enough for me why don't you move out completely you'll get action all
10:11the time i'll tell you why she's happy she's the king now and who are you look at yourself in
10:23the toaster
10:28you're the court jester shaving in the kitchen sink you listen to me you dope you take back this
10:35house or pretty soon you'll be outside pitching a tent over the sandbox
10:42i don't need to take back this house it's my house all right it's always been my house and it'll
10:47always be my house all right so just mind your businesses both of you
10:56you know what you're right raymond i feel bad about what i said you deserve to relax let me run
11:03you a hot bath
11:23well i know but you shouldn't be going to bars you are never going to meet guys that way amy
11:30if you hold on one second okay have you seen last month's bank statement are you sure
11:37where did i put that thing i mean why would you go to a sports bar come on i mean
11:43aren't all those
11:44guys in the worst shape huh oh no i'm sure i put it on this desk somewhere
11:56oh
11:58ah there you go i found it oh
12:05how i think our bank is ripping us off these atm fees are unbelievable oh
12:13but anyway you know what would be good for you online dating services uh-huh
12:18all right that's it get out what oh amy buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck get
12:25out
12:34oh amy can i call you back okay
12:44is there something wrong you've got every room in the house you got the kitchen you got the bedroom
12:50the living room isn't mine i even handed over the bathroom my throne my very throne
12:56i would think the least you could do is let me have my little dungeon down here where by the
13:00way i
13:00happen to make all the money that pays for this whole castle or is that too much to ask
13:08no
13:17that's rice
13:35what are you doing what am i doing i'm giving the bathroom king his throne back
13:44all right look i was just trying to make a point want a little space to myself downstairs why didn't
13:49you say that instead of giving a big speech about how you have nothing i did when did you say
13:54excuse me
13:55i just need some space right now in my office when i sighed
14:05you sighed yeah i went what i'm supposed to know what that means yes because when you went i gave
14:14you
14:14the bathroom i never went oh come on you practically fogged up the mirror with your
14:22huh meantime you didn't get the message even though i had to go huh oh oh okay fine
14:29give me a second i'm a little busy
14:34if i did sigh i didn't mean anything by it oh no no no no no i know you too
14:40well i know exactly what it
14:41meant it meant you smell get out ray you may smell but you offered to leave well if i didn't
14:49mean it
14:49well why did you say it i was being nice well this should be a little lesson for you you
14:56should
14:56always mean what you say and you should always mean what you sigh
15:03you want to know why i sigh it's like a pressure valve a release living with you if i didn't
15:11sigh every once in a while i would explode oh well you think that you're so easy to live with
15:18yes
15:18as a matter of fact i think i'm very easy to live with
15:24ha you are so wrong open up the window and let someone wrong out
15:32you you you have so many annoying habits oh yeah like what okay uh you know how well when you
15:40read
15:41your magazine in bed and you lick your fingers before you turn every page so i hate that
15:47get out of here oh yes yes because you slurp your finger slurp this is not a slurp oh it's
15:54a slurp
15:55okay it's right next to my ear and then you take your wet thumb and you put it on the
16:02page which
16:02by the way is disgusting oh i'm sorry i'm disgusting you while you're trying to clean your toenails with a
16:14hanger yeah the only reason i did that was to see if it works okay and it does with a
16:21big toe
16:22okay fine and i lick my finger when i read a magazine if that's all you got you get it
16:27pretty
16:27good no i got plenty more sister i got plenty more all right uh how about the way you sneeze
16:33what is wrong with the way i sneeze because you don't sneeze you you try to stop it
16:45you know how annoying that is not to mention you could blow out your eye that way
16:49oh and how would you like me to sneeze like a person just let it go a person goes
17:03oh so i should just let it go and spray everything like you you sneeze like it's a big
17:08broadway musical finale good night everybody enjoy my mucus
17:25i know why you try to stop your sneeze because you want to control it yes it's all about control
17:33oh that's right you gotta control everything especially in here up your nose
17:45and into my brain well i guess i would use the biggest opening
18:02how about how about the time that we were at the pet store with the kids and that guy had
18:06a monkey
18:07all i did was look at it and you gave me that face what face that that don't even think
18:12about it
18:12face well you know we can't have a monkey in the house i know i wasn't gonna buy a monkey
18:21wait wait you you didn't even like that i thought it might be fun that's right because maybe i don't
18:26want to think that my husband who i'm married to would like to live with a monkey
18:33well maybe i would well maybe i do
18:44all right you know what get out get out of my bathroom no you gave it to me and i'm
18:49keeping it what
18:50no no you said i could come back yeah well i changed my mind i'm taking the bathroom you
18:54can just go out and think about monkeys now get out i'm not going anywhere
19:18i warned you i warned you now get out
19:28i am not getting what are you crazy
19:34and i want it
19:39i'm not getting what are you crazy
19:41drop it drop it drop it you dropped it first and we will both drop it at the same time
19:45no no no no right
19:46on the count of three one two three
20:01yes that's right that's right
20:04how dare you
20:05get out of my bathroom
20:14yes
20:20Hi, kids.
20:24Mom and Dad were just having a discussion about
20:28how sometimes we need our own space.
20:32Yes.
20:33Yeah, that's all. We were just, uh...
20:37You know what?
20:52I like this thing.
20:55Yeah, it's good. I got it on sale.
20:57Oh, yeah?
20:57Yeah.
20:58I like it. I like the water pressure.
20:59Yeah, it's good. Not in the face, but...
21:01No. No.
21:11Hey, uh, kids, come on back!
21:15We promised Daddy won't spray you again.
21:26Ray, come on. It's my turn.
21:29What? This was the deal.
21:31I get it for 20 minutes. You get it for 20 minutes.
21:33Yeah, but you've been in there for half an hour.
21:36All right!
21:51You know what?
21:53Not so much help.
21:53I'm not so happy about that.
21:55You know what?
22:00I'll show you all about that.
22:01Cheers.
22:01Cheers.
22:02Cheers.
22:07Cheers.
22:08Cheers.
22:09Cheers.
22:21Cheers.
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