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00:22Morning, Carol!
00:24Welcome to make me new tunnel.
00:25Oh, Miss Briss, you're back and you look so...
00:28Healthy, I think, is the word, Carol.
00:30And to be honest, I've never felt better.
00:32So, how was Miami, Miss Briss?
00:34Bit hot for me, Carol, but the course was superb.
00:38I feel energised and raring to go.
00:41Carol, is it my imagination, or is there a duck on the counter?
00:45Yes, Miss Briss.
00:46She's been in the reception all morning.
00:48It's part of Colin's children's corner.
00:50Children's corner?
00:51It's a little sanctuary he's building for unwanted farm animals.
00:55Ah, there you are, Maisie.
00:57Oh, Mr Briss, you're back.
00:59How was the course?
01:00How was Miami?
01:01Never mind that, Colin.
01:02I want that duck out of the building, please.
01:05And, Carol, could you make sure the public
01:06don't go dropping their confectionery all over the centre?
01:09I mean, look at the floor.
01:10It's covered in these raisins.
01:12Yeah.
01:15Those aren't actually raisins, Mr Briss.
01:17What are they?
01:18They're Dorothy's.
01:20Dorothy's?
01:20A rabbit, Mr Briss.
01:22The most adorable creature, but she does tend to leave little deposits about the place.
01:26Colin, I want the animals to remain outside the building, please.
01:31Carol, everyone in the staff room, five minutes.
01:34When I came into the centre this morning, some of you may have noticed a new aura about me.
01:39If I may say so, Mr Briss, you look radiant.
01:43Spot on, Colin.
01:45From my every pore that exudes calm, well-being and a quiet but huge self-confidence.
01:52Is that so, Mr Briss?
01:53Yes, Timothy.
01:54And there's a simple reason for it.
01:56What, Mr Briss?
01:57I have found my lion.
02:00You what?
02:01My lion, Julie.
02:03I found it.
02:04That's what the course was all about.
02:05Wake up the lion within.
02:08A five-day conference for managers on how to seek their inner power.
02:12What's this got to do with lions, Mr Briss?
02:14Well, as Clint said...
02:16Who?
02:17Clint.
02:17Clint Ponderosa.
02:20He was the man running the course.
02:22The lion within is that mine of untapped potential that most of us never use, awaiting to be awoken.
02:30And he should know.
02:31From being a humble postman, he now owns a house in Beverly Hills, three burger chains and a Mustang ranch
02:37in Wyoming.
02:38So, how exactly do we wake up this lion within, then, Mr Briss?
02:41You simply roar.
02:45What?
02:46You roar, like a lion.
02:48You see, by physically making the noise of a lion, we wake up that potential inside.
02:53In fact, I'd like us all to practice it now.
02:57Yeah, I'd like each one of you, in turn, to stand up and give me a roar.
03:02Starting with you...
03:05Get it!
03:06Me!
03:07Gavin, as my acting senior deputy manager, I'd like you to stand up and give me the first roar, please.
03:12Oh, really?
03:17Not much inner power there.
03:20Julie?
03:22Roar!
03:24Back to Julie.
03:25Colin?
03:26Roar!
03:27I like it, Colin.
03:28Tim?
03:29Roar!
03:30Right, Linda?
03:32Roar!
03:34Excellent, Linda.
03:35Carol?
03:37Oh, no, Mr Briss.
03:39Come on, Carol.
03:41Remember your assertiveness call.
03:42I know, Mr Briss, but I couldn't.
03:44Roar, please, Carol.
03:45Oh, Mr Briss.
03:45I want you to roar.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:49Roar!
03:51What was that supposed to be?
03:54It's a roar, Miss Briss.
03:55It sounded more like a squeak to me.
03:57I know, Miss Briss.
03:59It's roaring really isn't me.
04:01Right, Carol, on your feet, please.
04:02Oh, no.
04:03Close your eyes.
04:04Right, I want you to concentrate on your belly.
04:08Now, imagine your belly is a big, dark cage, inside of which is a big lion longing to roar.
04:14Now, roar.
04:16Roar!
04:17Let's have again.
04:18Roar!
04:19Louder!
04:26Now, that is what I call inner power.
04:31Item numero deux.
04:33As most of you know, we have been nominated for the European Award for Excellence, the most prestigious award that
04:40a leisure centre can receive.
04:42Gavin, let it out, s'il you play.
04:44Oh, may we, Mr. Briss.
04:47Brussels will be sending us an inspector on June the 13th.
04:50We're up against the Centre Charles de Gaulle in Paris, the Gesundheit Centre in Frankfurt.
04:56Last year's winners.
04:57Yes, indeed.
04:58And the Hurlings-Furlings-Luft Centre in Copenhagen, so there's stiff opposition.
05:03What exactly do we have to do, Mr. Briss?
05:05European eyes, the centre, for starters, Linda.
05:08How do you do that, then?
05:09Well, at the moment, we're catering for only the English-speaking sector of the European community.
05:15I want to make sure that everyone in the community is welcome.
05:18Just to say, Mr. Briss, that by the time the inspection comes round, you will have the best children's corner
05:23in Europe.
05:24Thank you, Colin.
05:25With only the best tended animals.
05:27Which reminds me, I've discovered the most marvellous new dental floss for pigs.
05:32I don't really want to hear about it, Colin.
05:34It gets right inside the snout, Mr. Briss, right to the back teeth.
05:37That's enough, Colin.
05:37You should have seen what I extracted the other day.
05:40That's enough, Colin.
05:42Right, everyone, end of meeting.
05:44Let's use our Lions Within to win that award, please.
05:49Surely there must be someone with a problem.
05:53Oh, Gordon, thank God you're here.
05:55Can't stop now, my darling.
05:56Gordon, I started my counselling three weeks ago and I've only had one client.
06:02That is simply because you're not expressing your Lion Within.
06:05Oh, not that again.
06:06Oh, my darling, if you want clients, you've got to go out there and get them.
06:11Yes, you're right.
06:22We've just about done all the signs in the centre now, Mr. Briss.
06:25But we did have a few problems with the Finnish for no petting.
06:28Hang about.
06:29There are only 11 languages here, Linda.
06:31Yes, Mr. Briss.
06:32Well, there are 15 countries in the community.
06:34Yes, we know that, Mr. Briss, but in case you didn't know, of the other four, the Irish speak English.
06:39Yes, I know the Irish speak English, Tim.
06:42They also speak Gaelic.
06:43You want to sign in Gaelic?
06:44Not to mention Welsh and Walloon.
06:46Walloon?
06:47Walloon.
06:47It's a Belgian dialect, Tim.
06:49On to the sign-makers, players.
06:59Splendid, Carol.
07:00That's what I like to see staff expressing their Lion Within.
07:04Now, I want all these goods marked up in Euros.
07:07Euros, Miss Briss.
07:08Euros, Carol.
07:09The future European currency to be phased in by the year 2002.
07:14There's a conversion table.
07:15Want it done by first thing in the morning, please?
07:16Yes, of course, Mr. Briss.
07:18Yes, of course, Mr. Briss.
07:20Who said that?
07:22Who are you?
07:23Oh, don't you recognise me?
07:25No.
07:26Well, who do you think's been doing all the roaring, my little raindrop?
07:29I'm here to help you.
07:31Help me?
07:31Well, it's about time we got you out of this tautry little place.
07:35After all, you have been here longer than Moses, let's face it.
07:38What?
07:39Well, forgive me, but you are just a dog's body.
07:43But you're not a dog's body.
07:44Carol?
07:46Yes, Gavin?
07:47If you get the chance, I wonder if you could manage a little photocopying for me.
07:50Yes, what is it?
07:51This.
07:53Treaty of Rome.
07:54Foundation stone of the common market.
07:56Mr. Briss wants it on public display throughout the centre.
07:59Oh, yes, very well, Gavin.
08:00Woof, woof.
08:01Go away!
08:02I'm sorry?
08:04Not you are.
08:05Who?
08:06He can't see me, my little tulip.
08:08Nobody can but you.
08:10You're right, Carol.
08:11Yes.
08:13Fine, thank you.
08:14Good.
08:15Now, listen, my precious plum.
08:17You've got to cut the crap and go for what you deserve.
08:21What are you doing, Colin?
08:23Just finishing off the new enclosure, Linda.
08:25For what?
08:25Elephants?
08:26A Tasmanian chipmunk.
08:28Tasmanian chipmunk?
08:29It's a rare and very beautiful chipmunk found only in southern Tasmania.
08:33It's my showpiece for Euro-inspection day.
08:36Well, a big fence for a chipmunk, isn't it?
08:38But the Tasmanian chipmunk isn't your ordinary chipmunk.
08:41They come much larger than usual and can occasionally bite.
08:44Hence the need for a sound enclosure.
08:47I hope you read those guidelines I gave you on keeping animals in captivity.
08:51Don't you worry, Linda.
08:52I treat them like my own children.
08:55Oh, Carol.
08:57Did you manage to do that photocopying for me?
09:01Carol.
09:02Photocopying?
09:03That's dog's body's work, isn't it, Gavin?
09:05I'm sorry?
09:06And I am not a dog's body.
09:08If you want it done, do it yourself.
09:10Ah, Gavin, Carol, how are you both?
09:15Fine.
09:16We've had better days, Mrs. British.
09:18Really?
09:18Well, you'd be pleased to know that I'm offering a 10% discount for all staff counselling.
09:23So any problems, no matter how small, don't hesitate to come and see me.
09:29I don't have a problem, Mrs. British.
09:31But I know someone who does.
09:42Where is my watermelon?
09:49Go on, do it now.
09:54Have you seen my watermelon?
09:58Oh, shut up.
10:00I'm going for a coffee.
10:00Julie, what is the name of our judge for Euro-inspection day?
10:05Mr Kulu something.
10:06Mr Kulu Kundis.
10:08What personality is he?
10:09Greek.
10:10Don't you think it would be a good idea if we showed him
10:12that we'd mastered the basics of his language?
10:14Right, so when he walks through the door,
10:16I'll tell him my watermelon's in the boot of the car
10:18and I'd like a kilo of aubergines.
10:20Come in.
10:21What is it, Carol?
10:22Miss Briss, I wonder if I could have a word.
10:24I'm rather busy at the moment, Carol.
10:25No, he's not. I've had enough for one day.
10:27Julie, first thing in the morning, test on vegetables.
10:31Scassive lacquart.
10:32Carden?
10:33Something I learn off a Greek waiter.
10:36What is it, Carol?
10:37Miss Briss, I seem to recall that at one stage
10:39you were thinking of appointing another deputy manager.
10:42Yes, I'm still thinking of advertising for the post.
10:44Oh, good, because there's someone I think could do the job quite well.
10:47If you mean Linda, I don't really think she's got the experience.
10:49No, I don't mean Linda.
10:50Actually, I mean me.
10:59Oh, I really don't think that's possible, Carol.
11:01Why not?
11:02You see, I need someone of great confidence and high self-esteem.
11:06And as far as those two things go,
11:07I don't really think you're top of the tree, are you?
11:09No, of course not, Miss Briss.
11:10I'm sorry.
11:11You shouldn't have taken up so much of your time.
11:13That's all right, Carol.
11:14Can we go back at man reception now, please?
11:16And where do you think you're going?
11:18Go back and fight for your rights.
11:21I don't know what to say.
11:22What are you whispering, Carol?
11:24Nothing, Miss Briss.
11:26Thank you, Carol.
11:27Flattery will get you everywhere.
11:29Flattery?
11:30Miss Briss, I just want to say for the record that, um...
11:33What's that, Carol?
11:34Uh, um, I've always admired and looked up to you.
11:39I've always admired and looked up to you.
11:43Have you?
11:44Yes, and it's been such a privilege
11:45to work for such an enlightened man.
11:47Why, thank you, Carol.
11:49Well done, little peach.
11:50And I believe I've learned so much
11:52from observing you over the years.
11:54Brilliant.
11:54It's almost worthy of me.
11:56So, I just want a chance
11:57to put what I've learned into action.
11:58So stop wasting my talents
12:00and make me deputy manager now!
12:02Oh, that's a little crude for my liking.
12:04Oh.
12:05But effective, I guess.
12:07This is to announce that Carol Parkinson
12:09has been appointed deputy line manager,
12:12wet and dry,
12:13with effect from Wednesday 1st of June.
12:15Thus today.
12:16I see.
12:16Another one bites the dust.
12:18Soon it'll be all management,
12:19no workers.
12:20Carol?
12:21Why Carol?
12:22Well, I think it's marvellous news.
12:23I think we should all celebrate.
12:25Celebrate?
12:26Nobody celebrated when I got promoted.
12:28Took me years to make deputy.
12:29How come Carol does it overnight?
12:31Oh, well, she's got a lion within, you see.
12:33Oh, yeah, and what have I got?
12:35A gerbil.
12:38I can't believe it.
12:40Me.
12:40Deputy manager.
12:42Yes, and the view's even better
12:43from the top of the mountain.
12:44Yes.
12:46What do you mean,
12:47the top of the mountain?
12:48You don't think we're stopping a deputy,
12:50do you, my little mango?
12:51We've got to think big.
13:06Are you sure this is going to work?
13:09Trust me.
13:10I know how he ticks.
13:12Hello.
13:12Councillor Druggett.
13:13This is Carol Parkinson.
13:14I have a little proposal to make to you.
13:18Right.
13:18I want banners stretching
13:20all the way across the roof
13:21saying welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre
13:24in all...
13:2430 different languages and dialects
13:27of the community,
13:28including the patois
13:29spoken by the Swiss village of Alpenheim,
13:31which has a residential population of 12.
13:33Yes, Mr. British, we know.
13:35Instead of banners, Mr. British,
13:36we'll just clutter up the roof.
13:38Why don't we just fix the European flag
13:39to the outside of the centre?
13:40We say it all with one simple gesture.
13:43Carol, Carol, Carol,
13:44this is not a very good start
13:45to your new career, is it?
13:47What do we have to use to fix the flag?
13:49A ladder, Mr. British.
13:50A ladder, Mr. British.
13:51And what is the council regulation
13:52regarding staff and ladders?
13:54Well, I'm not...
13:55We're not allowed up them, are we?
13:57And why is that?
13:58Because...
13:59Because we're not covered by insurance.
14:02These things should be tripping off your tongue.
14:04Are you sure about that regulation, Mr. British?
14:06Oh, yes, yes, yes.
14:09Yes.
14:09I think you'll find I'm right, Carol.
14:12I remember reading it to Helen in bed.
14:15Right, where are we?
14:17Ladders, ladders, ladders.
14:21That's funny.
14:23I could have sworn I'd sit...
14:26Do you know what I did, Carol?
14:27What's that, Miss Burst?
14:28I must have been reading last year's manual by mistake.
14:31Which means if there's no regulation in this year's manual,
14:35the council must have scrapped it.
14:36Which means you and I have got ourselves a flagpole.
14:39Yes, and I'd like to volunteer to organise it, if I may, Miss Burst.
14:43Excellent, Carol.
14:45You know, between you and me,
14:48I have a hunch that you are going to make one superb deputy manager.
14:52And I can't help feeling just a twinge of pride
14:55for spotting that lion within.
14:57Oh, without you, Miss Burst,
14:59I wouldn't be where I am today.
15:01Oh, thank you, Carol.
15:03You coming?
15:04No, I'm going to crack on and order that flagpole, if I may.
15:06Good for you, Carol. Keep roaring!
15:19Ah!
15:21Did you know that I'm offering two hours counselling
15:24with 25% discount and free cappuccino?
15:28I've already got a therapist, Mrs Brittus.
15:30Have you?
15:31And as far as I know, most of the staff are in therapy too.
15:34You see, with Mr Brittus as your boss, you have to be.
15:39Yes, I suppose that stuns to reason.
15:49Oh, what the hell?
15:55You all right up there, Carol?
15:56Yes, fine. Thank you, Linda.
16:08Are you OK, Carol?
16:10Stand back, please.
16:12Leave this to me.
16:14How does that feel now, Carol?
16:16Fine. Thank you, Miss Burst.
16:18A bit over the top for a sprained ankle, Mr Brittus.
16:21You cannot give enough support, Linda.
16:23I've done the course.
16:27A bit over the top for a sprained ankle.
16:28A bit over the top for a sprained ankle.
16:28Hello, Gordon.
16:29Just ringing to find out how your Euro preparations are going.
16:33Fine, thank you, Jack.
16:34I heard one of your staff had a bit of an accident.
16:37Hmm.
16:38News travels fast.
16:39Carol Parkinson fell off a ladder and sprained her ankle, to be precise.
16:43Oh, dear.
16:44You are aware of the council rule about staff using ladders?
16:48Indeed, Jack.
16:49And you, of all people, should know that it pertains to last year's regulations.
16:53It was passed by full council in January of this year.
16:57You know, I think you'll find I'm right, Jack.
17:00If you look at the regulations, you'll see there's actually nothing per...
17:08Oh, my God.
17:09What's the matter?
17:10Good.
17:11I've made a terrible mistake.
17:14Which gives me no choice but to resign as manager of this centre.
17:18But that's ridiculous, Mr. Brittis.
17:20It was just a minor oversight.
17:22A minor oversight, Gavin, that put one of my staff in danger.
17:25If I'd spotted that regulation on ladders, none of this would have happened.
17:28It's only a sprained ankle, Mr. Brittis.
17:31But it could have been fatal, Linda.
17:32I could have killed Carol.
17:34We'll make mistakes, Mr. Brittis.
17:36Yes, but as manager of this centre, I can't afford to make mistakes.
17:40Or should I say, ex-manager.
17:42You're not serious about resigning, Mr. Brittis?
17:45Oh, I certainly am, Colin.
17:47With effect from today.
17:48What?
17:49And I've been instructed by Councillor Druggett to tell you that the new manager of this centre will be Carol
17:55Parkinson.
17:56Carol?
17:56Come on, she's kind of been doing it for...
17:58That's right.
17:59Carol is going to be the new manager of this centre, and I hope that you give her the same
18:03support that you've given me.
18:04I can't believe this is happening.
18:06What about your European Award for Excellence, Mr. Brittis?
18:08Yes, Mr. Brittis.
18:09Don't you still want to win it?
18:10Of course I do, Colin.
18:12But the important thing is that this leisure centre wins it.
18:16Doesn't matter who's in charge.
18:18Right.
18:19It only remains for me to say what an honour it's been to have been your manager.
18:25I shall miss you all.
18:30Please don't go, Mr. Brittis.
18:32Shall I call you a cab?
18:35Goodbye, everyone.
18:40Pull your stuff together, Colin.
18:42Right, everyone.
18:42Back to work.
18:45There's nothing wrong with you, believe me.
18:49Depression is just a symptom of unexpressed hurt.
18:52That's all.
18:54Absent father, overprotective mother.
18:57You've had the classic example of dysfunctional childhood.
19:03Can you leave, please, Gordon?
19:05I'm with a client.
19:07Helen, it's a sheep.
19:10Your number's perfect.
19:12I know.
19:13You can be very insensitive.
19:14What do you want?
19:16I've resigned.
19:18Well, you've got to leave.
19:19You want?
19:24Mr. Brittis, you're back.
19:26No, Gavin.
19:27I've just come to see Carol, that's all.
19:28I believe she's expecting me.
19:31Hang on.
19:32What are you doing on reception?
19:34Oh, it's Carol, Mr. Brittis.
19:36She's made a few changes.
19:38I'm receptionist now, and Julie's deputy manager.
19:41Julie?
19:42Who cares, Mr. Brittis?
19:44Oh, if you'll excuse me, I've got to do Jessica's bottle.
19:50Yes, that's right.
19:50I did say red carpet.
19:52I want nothing but the best for the European inspector.
19:55Come in.
19:57Mr. Brittis is here to see you.
19:58Oh, how lovely.
20:00Mr. Brittis, do come in.
20:02Sit down.
20:02Two coffers, Tim.
20:03Yes, Carol?
20:04Excuse me?
20:05Sorry, Miss Parkinson.
20:08Yes?
20:10So, Miss Briss, what can I do for you?
20:13Carol, why have you made all these changes?
20:16With respect, Miss Briss, they're no longer your concern.
20:19So, how may I help you?
20:21I wanted to ask a favour, really.
20:23I was wondering if you had a vacancy for me.
20:26Vacancy?
20:27Anything at all.
20:28Mowing the lawns, unblocking the drains.
20:30I wouldn't want to tread on Colin's toes.
20:32Oh, Miss Briss, I wouldn't dream of offering you such work.
20:35No, really, I don't mind.
20:37You see, in a funny sort of way,
20:38I'd rather be here doing anything than not be here at all.
20:42Yes, well, I'm afraid there's nothing at the moment.
20:44Oh.
20:44If anything comes up, I will, of course, let you know.
20:47Thank you, Carol.
20:48See Mr. Brittis out, please, Tim.
20:49Oh, I've just made the coffee.
20:51I said Mr. Brittis is leaving.
20:52And don't forget to book my pedicure.
20:54No, Miss Parkinson.
20:55Morning.
21:03Oh, my God, what am I doing?
21:05Poor Mr. Brittis.
21:06Yes, poor little man.
21:09We'll send him some flowers.
21:10Poor Tim, poor Gavin and all the rest.
21:12They don't like the changes I'm making.
21:14Well, shocking as it may seem, my pretty petal,
21:16they're not meant to.
21:18Well, I don't recognise myself anymore.
21:20Splendid.
21:21None of the staff like me.
21:22And I've lost all my friends.
21:24Who needs friends, my little pomegranate,
21:27when you have power?
21:39Shhh.
21:40Are you all right, Gordon?
21:42No, I'm not, Helen.
21:44I think I may need some counselling.
21:51You've got to make it higher, Linda.
21:53I've told you, Tasmanian chipmunks are very big animals.
21:55Leave off, Colin.
21:56It's not your job anymore.
21:58Anyway, I can't see why we need barbed wire as well.
22:00Just an added precaution.
22:02Hey, Colin, the pool's unmanned.
22:04Quite frankly, Julie, I don't give a monkey's.
22:06How do I?
22:07I never wanted to be a swimming pool attendant.
22:09I wish Mr. Brittis were back.
22:11I thought I'd never see the day when I'd actually miss him.
22:14You should be pleased, Julie.
22:15Ow, you're deputy manager now.
22:16Oh, I hate it.
22:18It's too much responsibility.
22:20Besides, half the fun was making his life a misery.
22:22Anyway, order from her indoors.
22:24You've got to close the children's corner.
22:26What?
22:27She says, we'll never win this European Award of Excellence
22:29if we've got a lot of dirty animals running around the place.
22:32Time to make a stand, I think.
22:36Bring back British!
22:37Bring back British!
22:39Bring back British!
22:41Bring back British!
22:42Bring back British!
22:44Bring back British!
22:45Bring back!
22:47What's going on?
22:49We're on strike, Carol.
22:51Well, get back to work now.
22:53Not until Mr. British has been reinstated.
22:56I am manager of the leisure centre here,
22:58and I order you to get back to work.
23:01Down with Carol!
23:03Yes, down with Carol!
23:04Down with Carol!
23:05Down with Carol!
23:07Down with Carol!
23:08Down with Carol!
23:10Oh, Gavin, at least you've remained loyal to me.
23:13No, I haven't.
23:14I just didn't have the heart to leave the children.
23:16Bring back British!
23:18Bring back British!
23:20Bring back British!
23:22What am I going to do?
23:24Relax, my little marge, too.
23:26They'll come round.
23:28Once they realise their jobs are on the line.
23:30Ah, Carol, just to say that I'm resigning as staff counsellor.
23:34Oh, Miss British, you're not turning against me, too.
23:36What?
23:36No, it's just that Gordon and I are emigrating.
23:38Emigrating?
23:39Oh, it's wonderful, Carol.
23:41I've just had my first major therapy breakthrough.
23:44I've made Gordon see that there's life beyond leisure management.
23:48Where are you going?
23:49Catmandu?
23:50Catmandu?
23:51Delivered a Buddhist ashram.
23:52The children are going to boarding school,
23:54and Gordon's waiting for me now at the airport.
23:57Oh, bye-bye, Carol.
23:59I'll miss you.
24:01Oh.
24:03What have I done?
24:04Mr. British is emigrating at all because of me.
24:08Excellent, my little cherub.
24:10You've earned your wings.
24:12You got me into this mess.
24:14Well, it's time to put the record straight.
24:16And where do you think you're going?
24:18I'm going to get Mr. British back.
24:20You'll do no such thing.
24:22Out of my way!
24:32Flight 216, Catmandu.
24:33It's now boarding at gate 7.
24:37Mr. British, stop!
24:39Carol?
24:40What are you doing here?
24:41Mr. British, don't go.
24:42No, Carol!
24:43I'm going to Catmandu to start a new life, Carol.
24:47Nothing's going to stop me.
24:48I tricked you, Mr. British.
24:49What?
24:50I deliberately fell off the ladder, Mr. Bruce.
24:53Knowing you blame yourself for not spotting the rule about staff going up ladders.
24:57And the reason you didn't spot it, Mr. British, was because I swapped the labels.
25:03All so I could become manager.
25:06I knew it was too good to be true.
25:10Mr. British, the European inspector's here.
25:13Right, positions, everyone, please, positions.
25:15Darren, cue the music.
25:16Oh, yes, I'm just...
25:19Calamera Kirios Kulakundis.
25:21To Canada.
25:23Hang on.
25:24You're not Mr. Kulakundis.
25:26Oh.
25:26My name is Lottie Laldrop.
25:28I'm from Denmark.
25:29I'm afraid Mr. Kulakundis was Tycanil.
25:32Gavin, kill the music.
25:34Yes, of course.
25:36And let me introduce you to my staff.
25:39This is Julie.
25:40And so we come to the final leg of our grand tour, the Children's Corner, a little animal
25:46sanctuary run by my other deputy manager, Mr. Colin Weatherby.
25:50Colin, this is Miss Laldrop, the European inspector.
25:53A pleasure to meet you, Miss Laldrop.
25:55Let me introduce you to the family.
25:57This is Bertha, Monty, Richard, and here is our newest member and my special supporter,
26:03surprise for today.
26:04Terry, the Tasmanian chipmunk.
26:08Colin, there's nothing there.
26:10Hang on.
26:11The padlock's gone.
26:12I know.
26:13That's because I put it back in the forest grape door where it's supposed to be.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:18Stottie, I don't know about you, but I could murder a coffee.
26:20Mr. Brittas.
26:21Not now.
26:23Good on, Brittas.
26:24Staff of Whitbury Leisure Centre, this is the most Euro-friendly leisure centre I have seen.
26:31Even though you did forget to put up signs in Shmurdych, the dialect spoken in my village.
26:38Nevertheless, it gives me great pleasure to present you with the European Award for Excellence.
26:53What was that?
26:55That was my receptionist.
26:56She tends to roar occasionally.
26:59Come on, Terry.
27:00Good boy, Terry.
27:01Terry.
27:03Terry.
27:04You come back here.
27:06Terry.
27:06Terry, come back.
27:07Terry.
27:08Terry.
27:10Well, Miss Loudrop, bon voyage.
27:13Or, as they say in Greek, callotaxide.
27:16Mr. Brittas.
27:17Not now, Colin.
27:18I've got Mr. Brittas.
27:19Colin.
27:19Perhaps see you in Denmark sometime, Mr. Brittas.
27:22I don't think so.
27:24Went to Copenhagen a couple of years ago.
27:26Found it rather dull.
27:27I'm sorry to hear that.
27:28Where did you visit?
27:30The airport.
27:32Bye, Mr. Brittas.
27:33Bye, Lottie.
27:38What a nice lady.
27:40Mr. Brittas.
27:40Yes, Colin?
27:41It's Terry, the Tasmanian chipmunk, Mr. Brittas.
27:43He's escaped.
27:44I've told you before, Colin, those animals are to be kept in their enclosures.
27:48You don't understand, Mr. Brittas.
27:49You see, Terry isn't from Tasmania, and he isn't actually a chipmunk.
27:54What do you mean?
27:54I was keeping it as a surprise.
27:56You see, when you gave your talk about finding the lion within, I thought...
28:00You thought what, Colin?
28:01Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had a real lion as a celebration?
28:04And then when Whit Breezeau said that Terry needed a new home...
28:08Have you done what I think you've done?
28:10Yes, Mr. Brittas.
28:11And I'm afraid that the lion within is...
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