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00:22Angie, what have we got pencil for episode six?
00:25Oh, the bogus therapy centre, or that bloke who's fobbing off St Thomas's transplant unit with buffalo parts.
00:31Yeah, hold that space.
00:32I've just been for a dip at the sports centre in Whitbury-Newtown. Weird place.
00:37The woman on reception looks like she's just been released into the community.
00:40And the fellow dishing out towels looks like he's got some flesh-eating disease.
00:44Yeah, well, we've done the health and safety piece already this series.
00:46Yeah, but the public have a right to know.
00:49Besides, he's just round the corner, so it'll be cheap to film.
00:53That Nigerian trip has blown the entire budget.
00:56Speaking of which, here is the secret filming from inside that millionaire's villa in Lagos.
01:01You know, the white slave trader who's been claiming social security?
01:05We had a panicky call from the housekeeper.
01:07She wants to keep her identity protected.
01:09No way. No, no, no. We have to see those lash marks on her cheeks.
01:13Took our make-up girl an hour and a half to do that.
01:16Well, the release could always get lost in the post, couldn't it?
01:19Huh. Happens all the time.
01:22Hello, Whippery Newtown Leisure Centre.
01:24Yeah, can I speak to a Mr Brits, please?
01:28Well, the woman on reception told me it was Brits.
01:32Brits, all right. Yeah, I'll hold.
01:34I'll arrange the interview for later this afternoon and sneak round with a secret camera earlier.
01:39Hello, Mr Brits. It's Roger Ferguson here, Crusader Television.
01:47I was wondering if we could pop round and interview you for a documentary we're doing.
01:54You'd be delighted? Excellent.
01:58Three o'clock this afternoon?
02:00OK, look forward to seeing you then. Bye.
02:04Right, Brits. I'm gonna have you for breakfast.
02:15Come on then, what do you want? Tea or coffee?
02:19That is a very interesting question, Julie.
02:21And one that must be taken very seriously indeed.
02:24Especially as the overall wellbeing of my staff has to be taken into account.
02:29Because, you know...
02:32At the end of the day, it's...
02:33At the end of the day, it's their commitment to the customer here at Whippery Leisure Centre that is of
02:39paramount importance.
02:42You've lost me.
02:43Julie, you've just been handled.
02:45You what?
02:46I turned your question into an opportunity to make a policy statement on behalf of Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre.
02:53Primary skill in media and public relations, Julie.
02:57This afternoon, we have a company called Crusader Television coming to make a documentary about us.
03:02Tell the staff, brief in in one hour, please.
03:05Is that tea or coffee, then?
03:07Firstly, I think it's important we put tea and coffee in contact.
03:13Can we open them?
03:14No.
03:15Why not?
03:15I don't know.
03:16Morning, morning, everyone!
03:19Glad to see everyone in such high spirits this morning.
03:23Right, as you know, this afternoon, a television company is coming to the centre to do a documentary about us.
03:30Therefore, you'll be sharing your lives with six million others.
03:34I told you we needed a bigger duvet.
03:36So, it is vital that what we say and how we present ourselves comes across as positively as possible.
03:43Okie dokie, you can open your packs now.
03:46I haven't got a pack, Mr Brittas.
03:48What's these?
03:49Those aren't your scripts.
03:51We don't know what they're going to ask us yet.
03:52Right, rule number one, Linda, of handling the media, take the game to them.
03:56Dictate the agenda.
03:57Mr Brittas, I haven't got a pack.
03:59Who's this?
04:00That is your wife and children.
04:02My what?
04:02Essential for all seated interview situations.
04:06Thars of flowers on one side.
04:08Family photo behind.
04:09Calming.
04:10Reassuring.
04:11Mr Brittas.
04:12Gavin, I know you wouldn't have chosen carnations, but we don't have a lot of time.
04:16Also in your packs, you'll find your timetable for your makeover and a list of sound bites.
04:20Mr Brittas.
04:22Platform heels were only a suggestion, Linda.
04:24We can always find your waste paper bin to stand on.
04:28If it's about the cosmetic dentistry.
04:29My bottom, Miss Briss, does not mean tucking.
04:33I haven't got a pack, Mr Brittas.
04:34This whole thing is absolutely outrageous.
04:36Why can't we just be our natural selves?
04:38People pick up on the slightest thing, Linda.
04:41Take me, for example.
04:43Now, to all of you here, I'm in charge.
04:46I'm in control.
04:47I oversee a vastly sophisticated operation, yet something is letting me down.
04:54Something is sending out a signal that I'm not in charge.
04:57That I may well be making a bit of a fool of myself.
05:01Any guesses?
05:02Mr Brittas.
05:03Exactly.
05:05Tie and hanky not coordinated.
05:10Television is merciless.
05:12Mr Brittas.
05:13Right, go away and learn those scripts, please.
05:17What is it, Collie?
05:17I haven't got a pack.
05:18Er, no.
05:19Please tell me they're going to fill my new methane generator.
05:23I'm sorry about that accident the other day, Mr Brittas.
05:25If I had known there was going to be a wedding ceremony...
05:27It's all right, Collie, it'll be in.
05:28And Children's Corner.
05:29My snake breeding program has exceeded wildest expectations.
05:33Colleen, please relax.
05:35They're a vital part of the program.
05:37However, I do have to tell you that...
05:40Well, television prefers the bland, the inoffensive, the camera friendly.
05:45And people like yourself with distinctive and characterful looks can often be cruelly distorted.
05:52Amen.
05:52And you wouldn't like that, would you?
05:54I wouldn't, Mr Brittas, no.
05:55Right, so, as a special favour, I've hired a double to stand in for you.
06:01Thank you, Mr Brittas.
06:04Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, how may I help you?
06:07Steady with those arms, Carol.
06:09Too many gestures, distract.
06:11Yes, yes, yes.
06:12Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, how may...
06:14Sorry, sorry.
06:15Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, how may I help?
06:18I'm sorry, Mr.
06:19Carol, watch me.
06:21Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, how can I help you?
06:33Oh, Carol, there's only one thing for it.
06:37Turn around, please.
06:38Yes, Mr Brittas.
06:40Right, give me your arms.
06:41Yes, Mr Brittas.
06:42What are you doing, Mr Brittas?
06:43There you go.
06:45Right, again, please.
06:46Yes.
06:47Welcome to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre, how may I help you?
06:50Perfect.
06:51Yes, but my hat...
06:53Wait...
06:53Colin, what are you doing?
06:55Colin, what are you doing?
06:55He's just having a swim.
06:57It's against all the regulations.
06:58He's nearly four.
06:59He's a rat.
07:02He is not a rat.
07:04He is an agonati.
07:06Good lad.
07:07They spread disease.
07:09He should never have left Children's Corner.
07:11We'll have to tell Mr Brittas, the water will have to be changed.
07:14Oh, please don't do that, Linda.
07:15He lives for his morning swim.
07:17He's cooked up all day in his pen, dreaming of his lake in the Andes.
07:21I'm sorry, Colin, but if you don't, I will.
07:23Look, the only way they can infect the water is if they do their...
07:28Oh.
07:30I was getting the bit of black pudding I gave him for breakfast.
07:33Skinner.
07:35I was just thinking how lucky we are.
07:37We've got good staff relationships.
07:39A subsidised canteen with at least two daily vegetarian options.
07:42And uninterrupted views of interesting parkland and shrubbery.
07:46Mr Brittas, I can't do this. It's so contrived.
07:49Nonsense. It sounded fine. Let's go from the top again, please.
07:53And, Tim, a little bit more passion on stacking the safety floats.
07:58Mr Brittas, I think it's time we changed the water in the pool.
08:01No, I think it's time we roped off the ducklings.
08:04And you've come in far too early.
08:05No, I really mean it.
08:06Now what page are you on?
08:08I'm not anywhere, Mr Brittas. We must change the pool water.
08:11Linda, as soon as we start ad-libbing, the whole thing falls apart.
08:14I'm not ad-libbing, I'm trying to...
08:15Right, let's take it again from the top of scene three, please.
08:18Come on, out she goes. Come on.
08:20Welcome to Rip Me New Downloaders.
08:22And to how may I help you?
08:23Hi, I'm Colin.
08:25Colin Weatherby.
08:27Yes, and I'm Gloria Estefan on the Miami Sun Machine.
08:31Well, actually, I'm Brett Daniels. I'm standing in for him today.
08:33Oh, you must be the model.
08:35Come with me.
08:36Mistress? Mistress?
08:37You're doing fine, Carol.
08:40Can I have my bag, please?
08:42Yes, of course.
08:48Colin.
08:49This is Brett.
08:51He's going to be your double today.
08:52Hi.
08:54I'll just have a quick dip and a workout before I'm on call.
08:57All right?
08:57Of course.
09:04That's what the camera likes, Colin.
09:12This is shameful, Mr. Wittes.
09:14You can't just dump Colin like this.
09:15No one's said anything about dumping.
09:18He's simply been enhanced a bit when he's in vision.
09:21Oh.
09:22And on sound.
09:24Hi.
09:25I'm Colin.
09:26I've just unblocked cubicle three,
09:28and I've put Alpine fresh in the urinals.
09:31Now, if anybody wants me,
09:33I'll be outside in the car park waiting for the chicken droppings delivery.
09:39Does he really say things like that?
09:41Oh, yes.
09:42Yes.
09:43Great.
09:44This is Tim.
09:45This is Linda.
09:46Hi.
09:46Hi.
09:46This is Gavin.
09:49Hi.
09:55I'll just get myself ready then, Mr. Wittes.
09:57If it's okay,
09:58I might catch ten minutes on the tanning bed.
10:00Yeah, that's fine, B.
10:04Mr. Wittes,
10:05I'm not standing for this.
10:06Nor am I.
10:07Personally,
10:08I think Brett should be given a chance.
10:12Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Colin.
10:16I don't understand it.
10:18I win most beautiful baby at the Bishop Auckland cattle show.
10:22I'm 26.
10:26That's me at primary school.
10:28Teacher's pet three years running.
10:30What's that?
10:30Ah, it was a game she had.
10:32If we were good in class, we got to wear a paper bag over our heads.
10:36We had secondary school.
10:38I was in all the school plays, you know.
10:40Phantom of the Opera.
10:41Man in the Iron Mask.
10:44Moby Dick.
10:46And End.
10:49Ah.
10:50Romeo and Juliet.
10:52I played Romeo.
10:53We did a modern version set in the East End.
10:55There I am.
10:57Romeo the bank robber with a sawn off shotgun and a stocking over my...
11:01Head.
11:04Oh my God.
11:07All these years and I thought...
11:09Loss of self-esteem, Colin.
11:12Happens to us all at some time.
11:14Main thing is to keep your dignity and rise above it.
11:18Just happened to me.
11:19I went on a revenge, reconciliation and temp in bowling week.
11:23I did it off with this man who seemed like my soul mate.
11:26Same star signs, same childhood trauma.
11:30On the final night, we went back to his room for some...
11:33Shiatsu.
11:34After the first Shiatsu, I went into the bathroom and...
11:37found his wallet lying open on the floor.
11:40He wasn't who he said he was at all.
11:43He was a damn journalist come to investigate our guru.
11:46He'd used me.
11:47He'd put my secret camera hidden in his briefcase.
11:52Anyway.
11:53I conquered my feelings.
11:55Put it all behind me.
11:57And now, I can honestly say...
11:59I've completely...
12:01got...
12:02over...
12:02him.
12:18a spot.
12:22Oh my God, I've got a spot.
12:25What?
12:25What is going on here?
12:27You know you're not allowed to faint in a place that might cause an abstraction.
12:31They've broken out on spots, Miss Brittis.
12:32Look how they're sweating.
12:33It's fever.
12:34Miss Brittis, could you come quick, please?
12:36Please.
12:36Before you go, Miss Brittis, I really think...
12:37Come with me, Linda.
12:38...about the water in the pool.
12:41Now, come on, Brett.
12:43Come on, let Mr Brittis have a quick look at your face.
12:46Go away!
12:47Oh, come on.
12:48Let's just have a little peek.
12:49Go on.
12:50Brett, show me your face.
12:52There's a good model.
12:59That is ghastly.
13:00Yep.
13:01It's a tragedy.
13:01He's got a fever, too.
13:03We'll have to check the whole centre.
13:05I'd better call your agents and dock your fee for this.
13:18Oh!
13:36Oh, my God.
13:38Colin, what have you done?
13:43Hello.
13:47No, you're fine.
13:58Sorry, ladies.
13:59Just checking.
14:01Yes.
14:01Fine.
14:04Well, it's definitely everyone who used the pool.
14:06Right.
14:07Have Tim and Linda round up everyone who's used it today
14:09and quarantine them in squash courts two and three.
14:12Hadn't we better close the centre down?
14:14Why, Gavin?
14:15Well, we've clearly got an outbreak of some sort of highly contagious disease.
14:18No, we don't.
14:20It's just a minor incident which we must contain and manage in such a way so as not to cause
14:25panic and hence spoil the enjoyment of other people.
14:30Module three.
14:31We did it after coffee and donuts.
14:33Right.
14:34In you go.
14:35You've been great.
14:35Come along, Wayne.
14:36Let's go.
14:37In you go.
14:38In you go.
14:38What the hell's going on?
14:40Um.
14:41Fire drill.
14:42Fire drill.
14:42Fire drill.
14:43Yes.
14:43Fire drill.
14:44In there.
14:45Let's go.
14:45Okay, that's it.
14:46Come on.
14:48So, what do we say if people ask about the pool being closed?
14:52Operational reasons.
14:53Why have the swimmers been locked up in the squash courts?
14:55A monthly random Veruca check.
14:58Um.
14:58The historical banging on the doors?
15:00They're rehearsing the Whitbury carnival while they wait.
15:03Look, as far as everyone else is concerned, everything is normal and it's business as usual.
15:07Right.
15:09Scabies.
15:10Shingles.
15:11Tropical viruses.
15:13Hello.
15:14Sudden rash of pustules accompanied by fever.
15:17Tropical viral infection transmitted only in water, usually prevalent in swamp areas.
15:23Bobular fever.
15:24Bobular fever?
15:26Usually originating in rodents.
15:29Incubation period 24 hours to 7 days.
15:32Outlook if treated in time, full recovery possible.
15:35If not...
15:36Oh, there's a page missing.
15:40Rodents?
15:41We don't have any rodents in the pool.
15:43Unless we've suddenly got very slack in issuing leisure cards.
15:45Nah.
15:47Nah, we can rule out Bobular fever.
15:50Er, Mr Brittus, Colin's got something to say.
15:54Thyrotoxicosis, pardon?
15:55Er, there might have been.
15:57Yes, Colin?
15:57Er, one or two rodents who might have got into contact with the pool a little bit.
16:04It's just the agoniles are getting so cooped up in children's corners.
16:07How much contact exactly, Colin?
16:10Well...
16:10Enough for them to learn butterfly.
16:13Colin Weatherby, I'm surprised at you.
16:15You of all people.
16:16Not only have you put the lives of the entire population of Whitbury at risk,
16:20but you've also broken leisure centre regulation number 38B
16:24concerning amphibious and semi-amphibious wildlife.
16:28These things spread like crazy.
16:30It'll be up the M3, round the M25 and on mainland Europe by the weekend.
16:34Well, I don't think so, Mr Brittus.
16:36The roadworks in the sorry section are terrible.
16:38I'll deal with you later, Colin.
16:40Mr Brittus.
16:40And I want those animals disposed of now, please.
16:44It's cos you're not camera-friendly, isn't it?
16:47That's why Mr Brittus wants you put down.
16:50If you were peacocks or tigers, glamorous animals,
16:54that would be quite a different matter.
16:58I just can't do it.
17:00Right, we'll have phone Whitbury Hospital Tropical Disease Unit
17:03and they're sending round a consultant with a batch of antibobular serum.
17:07Excellent, Julie.
17:09So, what are you going to do if the press get hold of this?
17:11Do you know how they made a mountain out of a molehill
17:13when the centre burnt down?
17:14All part of hanging out friends in the media, Julie.
17:17Nip it in the bud with some swift positive action.
17:21Hello, Whitbury Evening News.
17:23News desk, please.
17:24Hello, Gordon Brittus, manager of Whitbury Leisure Centre.
17:28I'd just like to quell any rumours you might have heard
17:31about there being an outbreak of contagious disease
17:33here at the Leisure Centre.
17:35Oh, and by the way, it's definitely not Bobular Fever.
17:40There you go. Piece of cake.
17:42I'm from the Whitbury Evening News. Can I speak to Dr Brittus?
17:45Business as usual. Everything's normal.
17:50Whipping your town Leisure Centre?
17:51Everything's normal. Business as usual.
17:53Excuse me, I think I left my wallet here.
17:56Operational reasons. Everything's normal.
17:58I was in earlier. I think I left my wallet in the changing room.
18:01Or the swimming pool.
18:02Swimming pool?
18:03You were in the swimming pool? Today?
18:05No, that's not.
18:06Good for us.
18:10Everything's normal. Business as usual.
18:20Oh, there's another one turned up.
18:23Yeah, it's a mystery to me, Julie, how it got out.
18:27We've obviously got a leak.
18:28Have all staff report for fresh security clearance first thing in the morning, please.
18:32Right, so what do we do now?
18:34Well, there's only one thing to do, Julie. We'll have a press conference. That'll knock it on the head.
18:40At 10.28 this morning, a minor incident occurred here at Whippery Newtown Leisure Centre.
18:46Our staff, fully qualified in such minor incidents, took appropriate steps to deal with the minor incident.
18:52Why is the pool closed? Why have you cordoned off areas of the building? And why have you lost an
18:58entire swimming class since this morning?
19:00And why do you people in the media always focus on the negative side of things, when so much of
19:05what happens at this leisure centre is a success story?
19:08Last year, 600 people visited this centre, and nearly 500 returned home without any loss of life or serious injury.
19:16Right, end of conference, please. Out you go. Come on, shoot.
19:20Out you go. Bye-bye.
19:28Yeah, can't get in, Angie. Set us close to a further notice.
19:32Yeah, there's something very fishy going on here.
19:34Yeah, OK, keep you posted.
19:36Right. I think this is a job for Brian Watkins, Whitbury Area Health Authority.
19:43It does the trick.
19:45OK, fire her up.
19:48Thank God for the Japanese.
19:51Let's start with a camera piece outside the centre.
19:55Oh, no, it's spots.
20:01Sorry, we are closed today.
20:04Oh, Whitbury Hospital.
20:09You must be Dr Simpson.
20:11Yes, yes, that's me.
20:13Well, you've not come a moment too soon. Bit of a crisis going on here.
20:16Really?
20:17You have got the serum, haven't you?
20:19Serum, yes. It's in the car. I thought I'd have a look round first.
20:22Feel free. The bulk of the casualties are down that corridor there.
20:26Casualties, right.
20:28By the way, I'd prefer it if you didn't say anything to the media just at the moment, please.
20:33Mum's the word.
20:33Business as usual. Everything's normal.
20:36If you need anything, give me a shout.
20:39No, no, I'll, er, I'll be fine.
20:43Carol, try and use your arms a bit more. You're looking terribly wooden.
20:50Hello, Roger.
20:52I've found you now.
20:54Found where you live, where you work, where you park your car.
20:59Before you turn on the engine, take a quick look on the back seat.
21:02I've found you a little present.
21:05Does Colin know you've got this?
21:07Oh, he's got another 16 of them, Julie.
21:10Er, Julie, while I think about it, this afternoon's looking a touch congested.
21:14Better postpone that, Roger Ferguson.
21:16Roger Ferguson, the reporter, he's coming here?
21:18He's coming to the centre to do a documentary, my darling.
21:20Well, it's a bit late now. He'll be on his way.
21:22You can't let him in here. He's a muckraker. He'll tear this place apart.
21:26My darling, what is that a tear apart?
21:28This place is a jewel in the crown of our nation's sports and fitness heritage.
21:32No, I met him on my therapy week. He goes round impersonating people.
21:36He's even got a secret camera hidden in his briefcase.
21:38Whoa. Well, that's a different matter.
21:41Using false ID to enter centre premises is a serious breach of the regulations.
21:46Carol, get Gavin, Tim and Linda to be on the lookout for someone with a false ID carrying a briefcase.
21:52Forty-ish.
21:53Forty-ish.
21:53Brown hair.
21:54Calvin Klein underpants.
21:56Calvin Klein underpants.
22:13Come in.
22:14Good morning.
22:15We've been waiting for you.
22:17Hey!
22:18I'm a doctor!
22:20Gary, please, Gary!
22:24Help!
22:25Help!
22:26There's no camera in there.
22:28Right.
22:28Strip him.
22:29Help!
22:31For the last time, my name is Geoffrey Simpson, senior consultant at the Whitbury Hospital Viral Diseases Unit.
22:38What more do you want?
22:39You've got my ID card, my driving licence, my video club card.
22:43Don't push it, sunshine.
22:45So far, you've been caught trespassing, using our car park without a prepaid ticket and falsifying identity documents.
22:52I could have you banned from this leisure centre for the rest of your living days.
22:56Leave him home, shall!
22:58British Home Store is Mr. British.
23:00Just wait until I let my lawyers loose on this.
23:04Gordon, what on earth is going on in here?
23:06No, darling, we've found your reporter friend, trying to pass himself off as a doctor.
23:10Oh, that's not him.
23:12Linda, off you get.
23:14Sorry about that, Dr. Simpson.
23:17We out of security a bit this morning, had a couple of bum bags go missing.
23:29Right.
23:30We've got enough serum for about 40.
23:32It's fast acting, a mixture of morphine, opium and trinoxyl.
23:36That should keep the fever down.
23:38But before that, they'll have a high and experienced delirium for about six hours.
23:43I'm coming down with it too, Gordon.
23:47Any overflow, I'll arrange ambulance transfer to Whitbury Hospital.
23:51Right, well at least we've located the source of the outbreak.
23:53I'm afraid we had a touch of rodent infestation.
23:56No, no, no, it didn't start here.
23:57The Foreign Office have been trying to trace eight people in the Whitbury area
24:00who stayed at the Peanut Hotel in Lagos in the last two weeks.
24:04They've all got the disease and one of them must have used your pool.
24:07Hang on a minute, Mr. British.
24:08If this is the real Dr. Simpson, who's the other chap roaming the centre at the moment?
24:13Roger Ferguson.
24:14Journalist. Crusader Television.
24:16That's it.
24:16He's one of the eight we're looking for.
24:18He was filming in Lagos last week, flew back on Tuesday night.
24:21Yeah, I remember now. He said he was going to Nigeria.
24:23I remember seeing his hepatitis jab on his backside.
24:26Side, side, side, side of his back.
24:30Yesterday.
24:31What?
24:32Could it be that bulky guy with the bathing cap?
24:34The one who kept asking all those questions?
24:35If he used your pool, he would be the one who introduced the disease.
24:39Then what are we waiting for?
24:40Oh, no, you don't. He's all mine.
24:43Oh, my darling, I'm glad you feel as strongly about trespassers as I do,
24:47but I'm afraid this is a job for...
24:49Helen?
24:51I'll say you got over him, then.
24:54Oh, yes, Julie.
24:55Time's a great healer.
24:57I've got it, Mr. British.
24:59What?
24:59The hidden camera tape.
25:01I'll throw it in the incinerator.
25:02No, Gavin.
25:03We're going to have a staff viewing.
25:05I think it'll be very educational for us to see the centre through someone else's eyes for a change.
25:10Come on.
25:17Right.
25:19Away we go.
25:29On the outside, this looks like an ordinary modern sports complex that can be found in any town across the
25:34country.
25:35But on the inside, it's quite a different story.
25:38This week on The Ferguson File, we go undercover at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre.
25:51Well, I'm in the centre now, posing as a health and safety inspector.
25:54Ah, staff room.
25:55Let's see who's in here.
25:58Just one man.
25:59Just one man.
26:00Hello.
26:01Oh!
26:02Get out!
26:02Get out!
26:05A member of staff there clearly showing signs of mental stress or even derangement.
26:10Ah, he's coming to the squash courts now.
26:13Some very strange noises coming from somewhere.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:18People are clearly being detained here against their own free will.
26:21But just look at them.
26:22They're all affected by some appalling disease.
26:25And there's no doubt about it.
26:26The Ferguson File has hit on something major here.
26:28People clamouring to be let free.
26:31But much as I would like to help them, I have to carry on and finish this report.
26:35In the best interest of the general public.
26:37This is great.
26:40Out of order.
26:42Obviously, something to hide in here.
26:46Everything seems to be normal.
26:49Apart from the fruit and veg.
26:51I want to be hygienic.
26:52Oh, well.
26:59Oh, shit.
27:051990s.
27:06Public toilets.
27:07And the place is actually infested with giant rats.
27:10And this place is open to the public.
27:12It's a national scandal.
27:15Ah, coming to some sort of storeroom now.
27:18After what I've seen, this place will probably leave a lot to be desired.
27:21Oh, my God.
27:23I've only been five minutes inside Whitby Newtown Leisure Centre and I've witnessed severe infestation, a major outbreak of a
27:30major disease, fires raging.
27:32Is there anything else that could possibly happen now?
27:34Oh, my God.
27:36What the?
27:38Oh!
27:43Oh, my God.
27:46Oh, my God.
27:52Oh!
27:54Oh, my God.
27:56Oh, my God.
28:03Oh, my God.
28:04Leisure Centre. Unbelievably, still alive.
28:18All right, so he caught us on an off day.
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