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00:00What's the trailhead?
00:02Maybe because I've done this hike a hundred times before.
00:05You're the one who insisted on making a left at the last marker.
00:09Because the other way didn't look like a trail.
00:11That was the trail.
00:14Fine. Everything is my fault. Everything in the entire world.
00:19No, not everything. Just the fact that we're now totally lost and I'm totally dehydrated.
00:24Oh, well, if you were so sure about the damn trail, which you weren't,
00:28then why didn't you just go and find...
00:30Hey, what is that down there?
00:35I told you there was something. You didn't believe me. You never believe me.
00:39You think I'm just like your mother.
00:40No, I don't.
00:41Yes, you do. Just be honest for once.
00:45Oh, my God.
00:48Something's moving.
00:50Somebody's in there. They're trapped.
00:52No, they're not.
01:09They're just driven off that dirt road up there.
01:13They've been sitting here for years.
01:16This is horrible. Why would they have an accident and then just leave their car to rot?
01:22Maybe because they're still in it.
01:48Maybe because they're still in it.
01:50Did you get on the phone last night?
01:51I did not.
01:51Yeah.
01:53Yeah, I was talking for like 30 minutes straight and I was thinking,
01:56wow, it is so good to get these things out and then...
02:03I'm sorry.
02:05I haven't slept in like three nights.
02:06I've been devouring this Camille Claudel biography.
02:10Do you remember me telling you that my brother's getting married on Saturday?
02:13Yes, to the woman with no chin.
02:15That's right.
02:17Because I didn't totally bore you.
02:20I know it's kind of a last minute, but I was thinking maybe if you weren't doing anything...
02:27I mean, if it wouldn't be completely painful for you to come with me.
02:35Um...
02:35It's not a date. It sounds like a date, but it's not.
02:44Okay, it's a date.
02:46It would be my date.
02:51Sure.
02:52I mean, why not?
02:56Of course I'll go with you.
02:57Okay, it got weird, didn't it?
02:59And I did it.
03:01I hate life.
03:04Claire, I really, uh...
03:06I really like our friendship and I would never...
03:10What's with the chitty chat?
03:13Hm?
03:14You can focus on your work or you can gossip like old blind women.
03:18It's your decision.
03:24Finally, you draw what you see, not what you think you see.
03:29I like it.
03:36Claire, you and I should talk.
03:46Look, everything I do sucks today. I know. I just, like...
03:50This isn't about your work.
03:52Claire.
03:57Claire.
03:59Claire.
04:01Claire.
04:03Claire.
04:10Of course.
04:18You're not gonna believe this. Olivia just asked me to be his assistant and I start tomorrow.
04:24Don't believe this.
04:27God, I feel like I just won something. I never win anything.
04:31Neither.
04:31Neither.
04:38Um, I guess any of these would be fine.
04:42Honey, you actually have to pick one.
04:45Chris, please. How the hell am I supposed to know what kind of casket Will would want?
04:49He disappeared over 25 years ago and I can hardly remember how he took his coffee.
04:55I myself like the deluxe Aegean. It's a little on the high end, but it's very calming.
05:00It's like a slow, lulling ride on...
05:06On the Aegean, I guess.
05:09I need to sit down.
05:11Take your time.
05:14There's no hurry. We know how hard this is for you.
05:18He, um, went out for a newspaper one day and never came back.
05:25So I figured he deserted me.
05:28Which made sense because we were one of those horrible, got married too soon for all the wrong reasons couples.
05:35Now I find out he didn't run away at all. He died in a freak accident.
05:43What am I supposed to do with all these years of feeling like he deserted us?
05:48Honey, we don't even need to do a funeral.
05:50It's just an empty ritual.
05:53Actually, the closure it provides is quite powerful and quite healing.
05:59The strange part? It's where they found him.
06:02In that canyon. It was ten miles from where we lived back then. What was he doing there?
06:07Uh, well, maybe he got lost.
06:09Right. Looking for a newspaper on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.
06:14I mean, do you think he was seeing someone else?
06:18Uh, well, I have no idea.
06:23He could have been.
06:27Diane, let's just make a decision on the casket. Get out of here.
06:32Will was Jewish, so I suppose...
06:35The Samson. It's plain seater. Got it.
07:05I can finish out the week if you need. It's no problem.
07:08Claire, you got another joke?
07:09Good job. Go do it.
07:10It's an amazing opportunity to learn from Olivier Castro's style and maybe even help him with his art and just
07:17do something meaningful instead of just, you know?
07:20Fine. You know what? I wasn't crazy about you doing pickups and deliveries anyway. We have enough actual employees here.
07:26We shouldn't have to pay somebody extra.
07:28Okay. Thanks.
07:31Oh, wait. This is for you.
07:34Is that a goodbye gift?
07:36No, it's a box of bones I just picked up from the coroner. William Jaffe. Here, catch.
07:43Just kidding.
07:51Now, I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
07:52No, no. It's perfect. Look, we were saving some by using Claire. We can save serious money with an apprentice.
07:58I've crunched the numbers.
07:59You can crunch numbers?
08:00Of course I can. Look, it's free labor. We just have to give him a place to live. He gets
08:05credit for mortuary school and we don't have to pay him buffkus.
08:10As Mr. F. used to say. Well?
08:14I don't know. I think this house is already getting a little crowded.
08:17You mean with your wife and baby?
08:20I'm just saying that... How do we even know someone will want the job?
08:24I've got five seniors from Cyprus lined up dying to interview today.
08:27I think we should do it.
08:29All right, fine.
08:31Isn't someone going to ask me how I feel about this?
08:34After all, since none of you actually live in the house anymore, I'll be the one who is forced to
08:38coexist with a complete stranger who could kill me in the middle of the night.
08:41You know what? She's right. It's not fair to her.
08:44Uh, Mrs. F., we can save up to $10,000 a year according to my projections.
08:54I don't want loud rock music in this house.
08:56No rock music. Got it.
08:59So, you guys want to take a look at some of the resumes they faxed over?
09:02Are you kidding? I'm dying to.
09:06You know, Mom, you don't have to be a martyr all the time.
09:08I agreed to it for you. You need to make more money now that Lisa's a stay-at-home.
09:12A what?
09:13A stay-at-home mother. Lisa told me that's what they're called now.
09:16What a terrible expression. Like you have some bracelet on your foot that will ring if you leave your house.
09:21Lisa's going back to work.
09:22Of course she is. When Maya goes to kindergarten.
09:27Uh...
09:29Why are you holding a mousetrap?
09:31I found a box of them.
09:33Remember when we had that mouse infestation years ago?
09:36No, those things are so cruel.
09:38Mice have germs. They deserve to die.
09:41Because it's June, June, June, June, June.
09:46Just because it's June.
09:49June.
09:50June, June, June, June.
09:56June, June, June, June.
10:01Okay. Well, let's just hope that bad rehearsal means good show tomorrow night.
10:07Good night, everybody.
10:11David.
10:15What? Was my solo awful?
10:17No, no, no, no. It's...
10:19It's good.
10:20It is.
10:22But I think you need to stop trying to make it so...
10:26perfect.
10:29Oh, okay.
10:30Just try to be more relaxed with it, okay?
10:34Okay, great. Well, we'll see you tomorrow night.
10:39Hey, David.
10:40We're going out for a drink.
10:41It's only going to be, uh...
10:43A drink. Yes, absolutely.
10:46Dennis can kiss my lily white ass.
10:50I mean, it's not like it's the Met.
10:51Hey, he's just trying to...
10:54I mean, your solo is a little...
10:57It's...
10:58What?
10:58It's Chrissy.
11:01It's like a little girl's dollhouse.
11:03It's like a kitty cat breeding card.
11:06It's like a...
11:07Whoopie White Kitsie Pie.
11:08Thanks, Terry. I get the point.
11:10God, I was just trying to make it sound...
11:13pretty.
11:14That's the point, Pierre. Don't.
11:16Just sing from someplace real.
11:22God, when did I become 400 years old?
11:25On your last birthday.
11:28Not that you would remember anything from that guy.
11:31He was actually trying to convince this guy that he used to be in Circus L.A.
11:36Here, show him the coming down from a trapeze look.
11:45I have to go to the bathroom.
11:46I'll get a check so we can get out of here.
11:50This one is obsessed with trading spaces.
11:52We're lucky we got him this long.
12:00Look, I know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I will.
12:03Feel weird not acknowledging it.
12:06What?
12:06What?
12:07You know.
12:08It.
12:09How we know each other.
12:11From Chorus?
12:13Fine, just pretend. Whatever.
12:16I don't know what you're talking about.
12:17From the bathroom.
12:18At Sears.
12:20It was, what, seven, eight years ago?
12:23You jerked me off.
12:25The second skull, the security guy who almost caught us.
12:32Honestly, you're confusing me with someone else.
12:34Oh, come on.
12:36You checked me out in automotive supplies.
12:38I followed you into home appliances.
12:40We met up in the second floor, John, where everyone...
12:42This wasn't me.
12:43Oh, please.
12:46Fine, be that way.
12:52Is that enough?
12:53Do you need more?
12:55I think 40 is too much.
12:58So, David, is your boyfriend coming to the concert tomorrow?
13:01Uh, yeah, he's supposed to.
13:04I can't wait to meet him.
13:12Goddammit!
13:13Aren't there instructions?
13:15Page of hieroglyphics showing nothing that came in this box.
13:21What are you doing?
13:23I'm circling problem purchases on the Visa bill.
13:28Problem purchases?
13:30Things we bought that maybe we didn't need, or could buy less of.
13:38No, you mean things I bought.
13:41You know what are these little smiley faces? Good purchases?
13:44No, I was just doodling.
13:46Hmm.
13:48I don't see why these are problem purchases.
13:50This is lunch with David.
13:52I had to eat.
13:53You didn't have to spend $55.
13:55What did you have?
13:57A couple sandwiches.
13:59This country is insane.
14:00What about this one?
14:01You dropped $80 of book soup.
14:04I guess you haven't heard of libraries?
14:06Libraries are depressing.
14:08Nate, you're not single anymore.
14:10You can't keep spending like you are.
14:15Okay.
14:17I'll try to cut down.
14:20You know, until you get back to work.
14:26Um, actually, I'm holding off looking for another job.
14:30Really?
14:31For how long?
14:33I don't know. We'll see.
14:35Because my mom seems to think that it's until mine starts kindergarten.
14:41This is not a decision you can make without me.
14:46Okay.
14:59Hey.
15:01It's a late rehearsal?
15:03Yeah, we just...
15:05You know, the concert's tomorrow night, so...
15:07Oh, what time should I be there?
15:117.30.
15:12I don't get off until 9 at the earliest.
15:15You can't make it?
15:17David, please don't try and make me feel guilty, okay?
15:19I did everything I could to change my schedule, but...
15:21I understand. It's okay, really.
15:22You come to the next one.
15:23What? Just twist a knife in deeper.
15:26I'm gonna talk to Frank about this.
15:27Keith, you really don't have to come.
15:30It's not a big deal. I'm not angry.
15:33Really?
15:38Thank you...
15:39...for being so aware. This isn't about you.
15:43We really are making progress.
15:50You know, this is really fucked up.
15:53Missing your concert for this lame-ass job?
15:55I should just call in sick.
15:57No, don't.
15:59I don't get it. How did my life become so fucking meaningless?
16:02I used to make a difference.
16:04I used to protect people's lives.
16:05Now I just protect their stuff.
16:08Work isn't everything.
16:09I give you some meaning, don't I?
16:10You give me meaning.
16:12Of course.
16:14But we can't be everything for each other, David.
16:16I mean, that's...
16:17That's just not possible.
16:40I'll be done in a few minutes, Arthur. You were a little early.
16:43Actually, I was a lot early, so I walked around the block for a while.
16:49An elderly woman, who was almost completely bald, told me to get off her lawn.
16:57May I ask you a personal question?
16:59You can ask.
17:01Why did you choose me over the other applicants?
17:03I'm only asking because I'm always looking to improve my interview skills.
17:08Fair enough.
17:10It was between you and Judy Lindeman.
17:12But we just thought you would fit here better.
17:16Based on?
17:18Well...
17:20You know, there was something in the way you talked about your...
17:23Your grandmother.
17:26My great-aunt Pearl.
17:28She was a very special woman.
17:30I barely knew my parents.
17:32They burned to death in a fire when I was five.
17:35Oh, I'm sorry.
17:36My aunt Pearl gave up everything for me.
17:39She homeschooled me.
17:40Yeah.
17:41Yeah, you seem a little...
17:44homeschooled.
17:49Ah, shit.
17:51His collagen lips are such a bitch.
17:56I'm guessing your aunt Pearl didn't like cussing, huh?
17:59Not one bit.
18:01She would have tarred me for that kind of language.
18:04Enrico, have you...
18:05Oh, Mrs. F.
18:06This is Arthur Martin.
18:08Our new apprentice.
18:09Hello.
18:10Excuse me, have you seen Nate?
18:12Lisa's looking for him.
18:21That'll be 62-90.
18:24Where'd you go?
18:30Oh.
18:31I have to talk to my manager.
18:33I need credit approval!
18:36the cd is so great for like taking diet pills and cleaning your bathroom
18:47what are you doing do you even listen to me when i talk or do you just hear static every
18:51time i open my mouth how on earth do you expect my to go to college you're throwing everything
18:57we have together away for fucking beck just sign here please
19:04um you know what i don't i don't uh i don't want these i changed my mind
19:07so uh can we just cancel this purchase
19:46come on claire the early worm catches things let's go
19:49oh okay where's your studio my house where's that your business
19:55isn't that where we're going no we're going to the century city mall
19:59the mall best mall in the world i used to like livingston mall when i thought at rutgers but
20:04then bambergers went out of business and it all went straight to hell wait you need an assistant
20:08to shop
20:12i need an assistant to drive me my license was taken away by a jack-booted fascist
20:16i don't know why i'm always persecuted but it's always been so
20:21so i'm your driver yes can we go now brentano's having a sale
20:26and if i ever catch with my toothbrush again you're dead meat
20:41uh this is my brother nate nate this is tom jaffe
20:45william jaffe's son
20:47i didn't realize he had a become so sorry for your loss
20:51i was only a few months old when he
20:54when it happened
20:57i never even knew him
20:59tom was just dropping off some of his father's belongings
21:03seems kind of strange considering that there's no real body
21:06well in situations like your father's we find it helps the family to put some of his
21:10belongings to rest also
21:11well i hope this will do
21:19was your father a little person
21:22no no this was the only suit of his that my mother could find
21:25it was in some box his family had
21:28it's from his bar mitzvah
21:31oh and uh there's this
21:33it's in the same box it either belonged to him or my uncle
21:36my mother thinks she remembers my father
21:39black and blue bayou
21:47well i'm gonna get fired if i'm not backed by two so that's all
21:54uh yes we'll see you tomorrow afternoon at the funeral
22:05what's wrong with you
22:10can you imagine being so calm about your father's death
22:12well he probably thinks of his stepfather as his real father
22:15as he should
22:16but he doesn't know anything about his dad not a fan
22:20he has no idea whether he even liked linda ronstadt
22:23do you know of our dad like linda ronstadt
22:25as a matter of fact i do
22:29i cleaned out his record collection as a copy of heart like a wheel
22:36here are the teacups and these are dinner plates and those up there are for casseroles
22:42and these are the cereal bowls
22:44please feel free to use any of the dishes
22:48is there one i shouldn't use
22:50that's silly
22:50that one used to be david's special yellow bowl
22:53he would get upset when anyone else used it
22:55but i'm sure you won't mind anymore
22:58let's not take the chance
22:59we'll keep it out of rotation
23:01thank you
23:04now you see the chart i made
23:06each meal time is divided into two shifts
23:09one for each of us
23:11so we never have to suffer the awkwardness of both eating at the same time
23:14thank you
23:15it's very thoughtful
23:16we just sign up each day for the one we want
23:18so my dinner can be from six to seven or from seven to eight
23:25exactly
23:26which do you want tonight
23:28i'll take seven
23:32actually
23:34i'll take six
23:35oh good
23:36i had a late lunch
23:38just use that pen there to initial it
23:40of course other people in this house obviously also use the kitchen
23:43if you want to make a schedule with them too
23:46feel free to use my system
23:49laundry facilities are in here
23:52now sunday nights are off limits for you
23:54i'm very sorry but that's when i do my linen
23:57yes ma'am
23:57i understand completely
24:00i should write down that part about never aiming the shower head at that part of the tile
24:04no need
24:05it's all in the little booklet that's hanging by the sink
24:07what a lovely room
24:10such warm light
24:11it does the trick
24:15second drawer sticks unless you lift as you pull
24:25thank you
24:27very kind
24:31all right then
24:32that's the end of the tour
24:35you're on your own now
24:36thank you
24:37thank you
24:38thank you
24:39thank you
24:39thank you
24:50thanks
24:57please
24:57so
24:57thank you
24:57thank you
24:57thank you
25:09so
25:10thank you
25:14Nate.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:24What are you doing here?
25:26Oh, I should have called first.
25:28I was afraid you'd...
25:32I need to talk to you.
25:35It won't take long.
25:39I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
25:43I don't know. I've got a lot of errands I have to run today.
25:48Well, can I come with you?
25:53Please?
26:00It seems like I just got this thing smog checked last month.
26:11You know, I called you when I first got back into town.
26:14A couple of months ago.
26:17And I hung up when you answered.
26:20I just...
26:21wanted to make sure that you're alive.
26:26I'm sorry.
26:27I just...
26:28after everything we went through,
26:30to not even know if you're alive,
26:33that's...
26:34sad.
26:38But, apparently, your surgery was a success, right?
26:42Yeah.
26:45Well, the AVM ruptured in the middle of it,
26:48and all hell broke loose, but then...
26:51fixed it.
26:52Oh, thank God.
26:57Use your fucking signal, woman!
26:59You can go off my ass!
27:08Claire...
27:11I almost had an affair with an older married woman.
27:14Her name was Astra.
27:16That means star, did you know that?
27:21Have you ever committed infidelity?
27:24No, not yet.
27:26But someday, hopefully.
27:29Infidelity is not funny, Claire.
27:30It's tragic.
27:32All betrayal is tragic.
27:35I was 21 when we first met.
27:37The radio was playing.
27:39I wear my sunglasses at night.
27:42Such an insipid song.
27:47But now, it always makes my heart feel...
27:52squished.
27:57Oh, she's beautiful.
27:59Yeah.
28:01She's the best fucking thing that ever happened to me.
28:08So, what's going on with you?
28:10Oh.
28:13Went to Santa Fe for a while.
28:15I was in Austin, Texas.
28:17A couple weeks in Tahoe, but I just really hated it.
28:20Yeah, what were you doing there?
28:22Just trying to find a place that would make me feel better.
28:29Are you still living in Venice?
28:31I'm staying at my mom's right now.
28:35How's that?
28:38It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
28:40Okay.
28:42Bad news.
28:43Your car didn't pass.
28:45I can fix it, but I'll need about half an hour.
28:47All right.
28:49That's why it fucks up my whole afternoon.
28:53You know, I saw a place up the street.
28:55We could, uh, get a drink.
28:58So, what's your life like?
29:00You're married, father.
29:03That's great.
29:05It's really great.
29:07I'm glad.
29:09You so deserve to be happy after everything you've been through.
29:15I mean, it's hard sometimes.
29:18You know, relationships aren't easy.
29:22Really?
29:27You just have to work at it every day.
29:31You can't expect everything to be perfect all the time, and you can't get shaken when
29:36it isn't.
29:38And if there's a moment when I feel like I'm in prison, I just have to think about all
29:43those moments when it feels safe, and remind myself that those moments outweigh the prison
29:49moments.
29:50Being alone is the prison.
29:53Just thinking about yourself, just being trapped in this fucking vortex of always watching
29:57yourself.
29:59Which, I suppose, is okay if you're interesting.
30:03The truth is, nobody's that interesting.
30:08God, listen to me.
30:09Let's just talk about movies or something.
30:11Oh, sorry.
30:12I haven't even seen a movie in like a year.
30:15Anything else?
30:17No.
30:21Just a check.
30:24Fuck.
30:28So, Brandon, let's just a little catch-and-up session all about.
30:32I'm not sure.
30:36Actually, I am sure.
30:41This is so difficult.
30:47I apologize for having sex with other people while being in a committed relationship with
30:54you.
30:55For not showing up to our shared reality by altering my consciousness with various substances.
31:00But you already apologize.
31:05Ah, you're making amends.
31:08I hate that word.
31:11Still doing the whole 12-step thing?
31:12I'm doing a lot of different things.
31:17My life is complicated right now.
31:23Yeah?
31:24Well, who's isn't?
31:27No, no, no, no.
31:28Let me.
31:29Oh.
31:31Thanks.
31:37I don't even know if she's alive now.
31:41All I know is that before I met Bastera, I was consumed by this passion to create.
31:48A passion I seem to have lost.
31:54I was never really in love with her, you know, you ripped a jasmine bush out of the ground
32:02for her and put it in her car.
32:04No, no, no, no.
32:06I had just had my first real success and all eyes were on me.
32:09What was I going to do next?
32:10I was a coward.
32:13I focused on another person.
32:16I could have been great.
32:20So can you.
32:24If you get lonely, have sex.
32:27But if you meet somebody who you think means something to you, you're doomed.
32:31If you meet somebody who you think means something to you, you're doomed.
33:07Yeah, go ahead.
33:09Alarm going off to 5636, free not placed.
33:12Got it.
33:13I'm on my way.
33:54You're a little late.
33:57Insider job.
33:58Must have known the owners were away.
33:59Went straight for the jewelry upstairs and the cash box in the library.
34:02Real neat and clean.
34:09Uh, you boys sure you're going to be okay closing up by yourselves?
34:12Yeah.
34:13I think we can handle it.
34:17Fucking cops.
34:19All right, Billy.
34:20I think they're such hot shit.
34:23Hey.
34:24Dion Corelli.
34:26Keith Charles.
34:28You were hoping for some action, right?
34:31Yeah, I guess so.
34:32I know that feeling.
34:35Hey, how about I buy you a drink?
34:39It started out like a song We started quiet and slow with no surprise
34:52And then one morning I woke to realize We had a good thing going
35:08It's not that nothing went wrong Some angry moments, of course, but just a few
35:20And only moments, no more Because we knew We had this good thing going
35:32And if I wanted too much Was that such a mistake?
35:39A mistake at the time You never wanted enough
35:50Are you sure that's comfortable?
35:52I don't know when I got so clumsy I never used to be this way
35:57I think it's too tight
35:59No, it's fine, really
36:02It was so strange I put my finger right on that nail when I heard you coming up the stairs
36:07I mean, I'd seen it sticking out of the wall, but
36:10Why didn't you tell me about it?
36:11I would have fixed it
36:12It was almost like somebody pushed me
36:16Like some kind of invisible person Wanted to hurt me
36:21And earlier in the day I twisted my ankle coming down the stairs
36:25I was looking for you For something, it was around four
36:30Couldn't find you anywhere
36:31Well, I went out for a drink
36:35With Brenda
36:40Why?
36:42She just showed up I was running some errands, she came along
36:45Getting a drink is an errand?
36:53What did she want?
36:56To apologize for being such a crazy bitch when we were together
37:05Actually, it was pretty decent of her
37:08What?
37:10Lisa, it was just one beer
37:11Yeah
37:12Well, I really don't appreciate finding out about it after the fact
37:16It's no big deal, but next time if something like this happens
37:18Please tell me first before you go do it
37:20Well, what am I supposed to do? Come ask permission?
37:22No, but you could have said, hey
37:24I wanted you to meet my wife
37:25Then introduced me and said you were going to go catch up with an old girlfriend
37:34You're right
37:37I'm sorry
37:43Relax, guy
37:44The owners are in Antigua
37:45They're not going to mind
37:47We shouldn't be doing this
37:48Come on
37:50You deserve it
37:52It's not like we're going to get caught
37:55We're the only ones who would catch us
38:06This is someplace
38:07Yeah
38:08I bet the people who live here don't even appreciate it
38:11Probably not
38:13No one appreciates what they have
38:16Especially the ones who have more of it
38:19Fucking rich people
38:22Oh, what can you do?
38:25Don't you ever just want to
38:31Oh, that felt so good
38:40Yeah
38:49What the hell are you doing, man?
38:51Let's fuck this place up
38:52Come on, those idiot cops didn't even check in here
38:55We'll go to town and say the robbers did it
38:57Let's just break some shit
38:59Teach those greedy rich fuckers a lesson
39:02You're crazy
39:03Come on, guy
39:04You know you want to
39:09Hey
39:11Cut it out
39:17Cut it out
39:18Cut it out
39:21Okay, okay, okay, okay
39:23Jesus
39:39You did a great job tonight, David
39:43You were amazing
39:44Dennis
39:45Can I bar you for five seconds?
39:47This is the part where Patrick makes me go over every syllable he sang
39:51Describing why each was so unique and wonderful
40:13Hey, Terry
40:15Where's your boyfriend?
40:17He had to work
40:20Okay, it was me
40:22In the Sears bathroom, you know
40:24Honey
40:25I know it was you
40:27I never forget a
40:29Face
40:29God, it feels so good just to say it
40:31I don't know why I wouldn't just admit it yesterday
40:34It just seems so
40:35Sleazy
40:35Repressed
40:36Not that pretty
40:37Yeah, something like that
40:41That time for me was so difficult
40:45I mean, really difficult
40:49I tried so hard to compartmentalize that part of my life, but you can't
40:53Sweetie, you don't need to explain it to me
40:58I don't know why things should have to be so hard for people
41:02I guess because we make them that way
41:05So
41:07You ever jerk off anyone else in the courts?
41:09Of course not
41:12You?
41:14A couple
41:18So if I let you up
41:19No more crazy stuff
41:21No, sir
41:33Holy shit, man
41:37You didn't have to play so hard
41:40I was just blown off a little steam
41:45Get your things and get out of here
41:51You ever a cop?
41:55No
41:57Yeah
41:59No
42:01Whatever you are
42:03You got a lot of shit to deal with
42:38I could always talk to Will because he was my best buddy
42:41So my wife said, why don't you pretend that he's here?
42:45What would you tell her?
42:47So I thought, what the hell, I'll give it a try
42:51So I say, god damn you, Will, I'm mad at you
42:55You're not getting bald and befuddled and flabby like the rest of us old tired married folk
43:02Now you had the right idea though
43:04Cut out while you were in your prime
43:09Hangover
43:11Trouble did you boys get into last night?
43:13None
43:13Keith had to work
43:14I had a concert
43:16You did?
43:16Why didn't you tell anyone?
43:19Next time
43:21I'm gonna go lie down for a few minutes
43:22All right
43:26You're glad that you're not like us
43:28Tied to the old ball and chain
43:30Unable to do whatever we want, when we want
43:32Like you always did
43:44The end of this
44:11Why do you look so sad?
44:14I won't be gone forever.
44:16I'll be back from Montana in a month or so.
44:18As soon as I can get Marcy out of jail and into some sort of counseling.
44:22Which I'm sure she'll resist.
44:24Always does.
44:25Does your daughter have these episodes often?
44:27Pretty often.
44:29She's a real nut job.
44:31But what can I do?
44:32I'm her mom.
44:33She really needs me.
44:35Oh god, kids are such a drain.
44:38They'll really suck your drive if you let them.
44:40My kids don't need me. Not at all.
44:43Thank your fucking lucky stars.
44:45So where's that coffee you promised me?
44:50Can you wait seven minutes?
44:52Um, not really.
45:02This isn't right.
45:04Get out.
45:05No.
45:09I love spying.
45:11I don't.
45:12Sure you do.
45:13Everyone does.
45:14We're all lawyers at heart.
45:17We're all just dying to see everybody else's fucked up, weird, private shit.
45:30I'm going to miss you so much.
45:34I've had so much fun with you.
45:36I'd never crouch here and spy on Arthur with anyone else.
45:39Shh, doll.
45:42You gotta learn how to make your own fun.
45:47He's not exactly what I would call eye candy.
45:53Uh-oh.
45:54I think I just swallowed my tongue.
46:03And I know that everything that happens, happens for a reason.
46:08I only wish that Will could have known his son, Tom.
46:13There's so much he could have taught him.
46:15That's a load of bullshit.
46:17Of course, Will wasn't much...
46:19You met my kid.
46:20He turned out fine.
46:21He didn't need a fuck-up like me to stick around.
46:24Me driving off the side of the road that night was the best thing for everybody involved.
46:28Seriously, Diane and I, we had a shit relationship which totally would have screwed up that kid.
46:33Just like you and Lisa are going to screw up Maya.
46:36Fuck you.
46:37You just want to stay in this to prove what a good guy you can be.
46:40Not because you love Lisa.
46:42This isn't just about me, you fucking idiot.
46:44There are the lies at stake.
46:46Don't give me that shit.
46:48You are so fucking trapped.
46:50Yeah?
46:51Yeah.
46:53Well, who isn't?
46:54The only way not to be trapped is to not have anything.
46:58You look me in the eye and tell me that sometimes you don't want to get in your car and
47:02just start driving and never look back.
47:08Come on.
47:10I dare you.
47:15But, of course, he didn't manage to pull up one big trick.
47:19He made a film as a mirror for 25 years.
47:24Claire.
47:27Claire.
47:30Hi, I've been calling your name.
47:31You didn't hear me?
47:33No, sorry.
47:34It was totally in my head.
47:36Did you get my message from last night?
47:37Oh, no.
47:38I got in really late.
47:40It's okay.
47:40It's about my brother's wedding.
47:41Um, get this.
47:44There's a rehearsal dinner.
47:46Russell.
47:48Maybe it's not such a good idea for us to, you know, date.
47:55No, it's so weird that you say that.
47:58It's so weird that you say that because I was thinking the same thing.
48:02And I didn't want to say it because I thought I'd sound crazy being the one who started this whole
48:09thing.
48:11So, you're okay just, like, staying the way we are?
48:15Totally.
48:16Totally.
48:20Yes.
48:21Great.
48:24I have to give this stuff to Olivier.
49:01Oh, I'm sorry.
49:03Did I read the chart wrong?
49:05I thought you initialed the late lunch.
49:06I did.
49:07I just got hungry.
49:09Is that okay?
49:10Of course.
49:12I'm glad to have the company.
49:16Would you like a little frittata?
49:19I would love a little frittata.
49:33I was just fooling around.
49:35I never dreamed it would actually work.
49:37It work.
49:38It definitely work.
49:40It feels so terrible.
49:43And it wasn't even my cheese.
49:45It's okay.
50:12It's okay.
50:16What time did you get in?
50:18I thought your shift ended at 11.
50:22It did.
50:27I just drove around.
50:28I needed some time to think about things.
50:31Like what?
50:34This job was supposed to be temporary, but it's really starting not to feel that way.
50:40Last night I realized I needed to make a move and do something different.
50:44What made you realize that?
50:50It was just time.
50:53How was your concert?
50:55It was, um, it was great.
50:59I really wish you could have been there, but I totally understand that you couldn't be.
51:06But I was born too late to play in the Rolling Stones.
51:11I don't know.
51:12Jimmy Page, I never met.
51:13Yoko won't stand up with a strap.
51:16I'm rock and roll bastard, son.
51:18Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun.
51:22John got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac.
51:25Give me another chance, cause I'm not dead yet, not dead yet.
52:05I'm rock and roll.