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00:01Listen up!
00:03Please have your questions ready for Dr. Dave on your yellow question card.
00:07You must have your question card filled out with your question before you enter the studio.
00:12Thank you!
00:13What's your say, Karen?
00:15What?
00:16How can I stop feeling so competitive with my mother-in-law?
00:18I think I've heard that one before.
00:20Try and make it more specific.
00:22How can I stop feeling so competitive with my chainsucking bitch of mother-in-law?
00:26I do not have any pens.
00:28If you need a pen, please ask someone near you for a pen.
00:31Come on, read yours.
00:32Oh, okay.
00:33I feel that I should be happy because I have everything, but I'm not happy,
00:37and that makes me feel guilty on top of it all, and then I hate myself.
00:42Well, I want to write, I love you Dr. Dave.
00:46Is that crazy? Do you think you'll get mad at me?
00:48Is he married?
00:50Karen just asked if he was married.
00:51Wouldn't you live in a home?
00:52Of course he's married.
00:54And he's very sensitive and loving with the kids,
00:56and he wants to make love only when you do.
00:58And he never, ever passes gas.
01:00You're mad.
01:02We will be opening the studio in approximately one minute.
01:05Oh, Jesus, it's time.
01:06Please have your bags ready to be inspected by security.
01:10Do I have Kleenex?
01:11I think I do.
01:13Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:14I'm sure you're going to have to be able to see it.
01:17Um, I might need another Kleenex.
01:19Honey, then don't worry.
01:20I'm going to get on your suit.
01:24The studio is now open.
01:25The studio is opening up.
01:27What?
01:28It's just so dry, you know?
01:29And it winds just...
01:31Oh, dear.
01:31Here, keep the pack.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Should I call someone?
01:34Keep moving, people!
01:35You go on.
01:36I'm sure this is going to stop.
01:37Just save me a seat up close.
01:38Okay.
01:38Do you want my cell phone?
01:40No, no, you'll miss the best seats.
01:43Wow.
01:45Ma'am?
01:48Are you...
01:55We got a situation here.
02:10What you got?
02:12Uh, a corner said she died from a nosebleed.
02:14Isn't that whacked?
02:15Loosen that much blood just to your nose?
02:17Not as uncommon as you might think.
02:19You know, your dad and I actually had a couple of these back in the day.
02:22She was probably born with a deviated septum, and at some point, like maybe high school, they fixed it.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29And they gave her a cute little nose where they were at it.
02:32Mm-hmm.
02:32Yeah, it could be a nose chap.
02:33You know, sometimes plastic surgery creates the scar tissue, which can end up choking a major artery until it finally
02:39just explodes one day.
02:41Jesus, we'll just walk in time amounts.
02:43We can hop her in the reefer for now.
02:45My large friend's gonna need both tables till we can casket him.
02:48Oh, hey, that, uh, triple X coming from Appleby yet?
02:51Uh, nope.
02:52Shit.
02:54Well, let me know where you're gonna be in a couple of hours.
02:56It's gonna take a few of us to transfer this guy.
02:57Yeah, I can't, man.
02:58I'm taking off early. I'm going away for a couple of days.
03:01Oh, yeah?
03:02Where to?
03:03Camping.
03:03Finally.
03:05You know, in Seattle, I used to go camping every other weekend.
03:07Something I love more than just getting away with my backpack and camping where there's nobody.
03:11Yeah, sounds nice.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Well, now Lisa decided she wanted to come and bring Maya, so we're all going.
03:18Plus some friends of ours and their kid.
03:21Now, you and Vanessa ought to get away some time.
03:23Yeah, well, every weekend since Vanessa's mom died, we were at her house cleaning out all her stuff.
03:30How's Vanessa holding out?
03:31This is her mom, I guess.
03:33The mom doesn't talk about it a whole lot.
03:34I mean, what's to say really?
03:37Oh, damn it.
03:38Where the hell did my new moose go?
03:43We're going to have so much fun, baby girl.
03:45The sky's not smoky there, so you get to see real stars.
03:48Not the fuzzy invisible L.A. stars.
03:51And you get to play with Spencer.
03:54Smell your first campfire.
03:56Should we bring your baby deadhead onesie?
03:58Or is that too obvious?
04:01Hey, honey.
04:02Hey.
04:03Hey.
04:04How are you doing?
04:09All right.
04:10So listen to this.
04:13Hikes near Hungry Valley.
04:14Difficult.
04:15I think we need more than one spatula.
04:17Be sure to catch the intense scenery from atop Suicide Rock, which received its name when
04:20a Native American princess threw herself off the rock rather than be separated from a lover.
04:24We've got to see this.
04:25You never know.
04:26Bring the book just in case.
04:30Check my tent bag to make sure I have the stakes?
04:32We rented a tent cabin.
04:33Yeah, I know.
04:34I know.
04:34Just in case we want to sleep out one night.
04:36With Maya?
04:36You can't sleep on the hard ground with a baby.
04:38Well, of course you can.
04:39This is the way everyone used to live.
04:41On the land of the Chumash.
04:43Think Native Americans had tent cabins?
04:45Well, they didn't have cliff bars, and we're bringing those.
04:48Plus, we have to wait and see what Todd and Dana want to do.
04:50Just because we're sharing a cabin doesn't mean we have to do everything with them.
04:53Well, if we can afford our own.
04:55How does that apply?
04:57Never mind.
05:00I'm just glad we finally have a couple friends.
05:02Oh, you were shitting me.
05:03What?
05:04Deer Springs Trail starts right where we're staying, and I head straight to Suicide Rock.
05:08You want to pack your books?
05:09Mind if I look at them for a couple more minutes?
05:15God bless you, Arthur.
05:23Isn't that wonderful?
05:25What's that?
05:26Your handkerchief.
05:28Such a lovely custom.
05:30Shame it's fallen by the wayside.
05:41Oh, darn it all.
05:43What's wrong?
05:44Silent Running was playing at the $2 theater over the weekend.
05:47I missed it.
05:48I don't believe I know Silent Running.
05:50Phenomenal film.
05:51Science fiction, but quite overlooked in the genre.
05:54It's about a botanist who's marooned on a space freighter.
05:59His only companions are three little robots that look like TV sets.
06:03He names them Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
06:06They play poker with him.
06:08They sound adorable.
06:09Oh, they are.
06:11Quite lovable indeed.
06:13And yet...
06:15Benign.
06:16Obedient.
06:18Much like television itself.
06:20Perhaps the writer's comment on how technology can be controlled and used effectively for humankind.
06:26Perhaps not.
06:30Starring Bruce Dern.
06:31With music by Joan Baez.
06:33I used to love listening to her.
06:40Oh well.
06:42I'll see it another time.
06:45Need more coffee?
06:47No, I just filled it.
06:49Of course you did.
06:56This is gonna look hot, hot, hot, baby.
06:59I did blue hair in like eighth grade, you know.
07:01Yeah, but that was sincere blue hair.
07:02This is a comment on blue hair.
07:05Well, maybe it was more magenta.
07:07Maybe this is my first blue hair.
07:09Tin foil thingy?
07:10Yeah.
07:15Make sure you're taking it from the same place as the other side so it's even at least.
07:18Well, if it's too even, it looks like you're trying too hard.
07:21If it's haphazard, it's more like fuck you.
07:24It's not too uneven.
07:28Oh, good.
07:30The enter without knocking sign I put out there is clearly legible.
07:33I'm only up here because Rico said you took some of my brushes without asking.
07:37Russell, this is my brother David.
07:40Hey.
07:42Sorry, I'm blue.
07:44I understand I work with dangerous chemicals myself.
07:49Claire, we used this brush to spread Belvetone on people's faces.
07:56Sorry.
07:57I should have told you you were using something with dead people on it.
08:00I ain't scared of no dead people.
08:02Anyway, it's your hair.
08:03Well, my hair's not scared of no dead people.
08:04My hair was raised with dead people.
08:06Alright, well, we're done.
08:10We got 15 minutes.
08:13Oh.
08:14This is great.
08:16Liar.
08:17It sucks.
08:18It doesn't suck at all.
08:20First of all, you're crazy.
08:21It's totally perfect.
08:22Second, all Olivier says all day long is look at Russell's work, people.
08:25Russell's work is pulsating.
08:27It's making me hard.
08:28Your teacher says that?
08:30Yeah, but it's not like harassment.
08:31It's more like a comment on harassment.
08:35I'm going downstairs.
08:37Nice to meet you, Russell.
08:40And do we rinse?
08:42Oh, ass.
08:44I forgot what time we started.
08:46Oh, ass.
08:58It doesn't smell too bad in here.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Maybe we can push a couple of beds together.
09:03Ah, but then Maya might fall through the middle.
09:05Maybe we can push a bed against the wall.
09:11This one's six-pack?
09:12We're not going to be drinking the whole time.
09:15Well, of course not the whole time.
09:16Todd likes his beer, and I'd like to have a few.
09:18Sure, he drinks, but he doesn't drink drink.
09:20I know he doesn't drink drink, but between him and me, we'll go through a six-pack just
09:23tonight, minimum.
09:24Isn't that the point?
09:25We sit around the campfire, get a buzz?
09:27Can you tell me to bring my weed?
09:28Yeah, so if you have your weed, why do you need the beer?
09:33Maybe because I'd like to seriously unwind and kick back and forget about the fact
09:36to spend my day surrounded by death?
09:38To tell you the truth, all I really care about is that you don't smoke cigarettes.
09:41Not out here where the air is so pretty.
09:44I already pretend like I don't know you smoke at home.
09:46Well, I appreciate your pretending.
09:48But not out here.
09:48I hate the smell of it on your clothes.
09:51Deal.
09:52Hey!
09:52Hey!
09:54How you doing, Spencer?
09:55Hey.
09:56Alright.
09:56Hey.
09:57Hey.
09:58How you doing?
09:59How are you?
10:00Good.
10:01How are you?
10:02I'm good.
10:04You want to come out and get the cooler out of the car?
10:05We brought a ton of beer.
10:06Yeah, sure.
10:08Absolutely.
10:12So, uh, which bed do you want?
10:14Oh, what's your preference?
10:15The one that doesn't have scorpions in it.
10:18Listen, so I was thinking tomorrow we could check out Suicide Rock.
10:20Oh, what a great fucking hike that is.
10:21I was up there last winter by myself a couple times.
10:24I don't see what happened on this trip though.
10:25Why not?
10:26Not with the kids.
10:28Well, just you and I can go up.
10:29Nah.
10:30Dana wouldn't be me taking off.
10:31We should go up there another time if you want to check it out.
10:33Ugh.
10:35Come on.
10:37We're here now, dude.
10:38I'm sure we can get a couple of hours.
10:41I want you to marry, brother.
10:46Come in.
10:52Please.
10:52Please enter.
10:53Oh, I don't need to come in.
10:55I just wanted to tell you that I was running errands at the mall over in Western.
10:59You know, the new mall.
11:00It's just open.
11:01More of a mini mall.
11:02But with underground parking.
11:03What do they call those?
11:04I pulled in to see what they had done with it.
11:06And lo and behold, they had a video store and...
11:10I got silent running.
11:14Now, Huey, you're going to plant a tree.
11:17And Dewey, you're going to dig the ditch.
11:20I'm going to do it right here.
11:22Side of the hill.
11:24He has to teach them everything.
11:27U-U stands for Unitarian Universalist.
11:31But it's about as not religious as a religion can be.
11:35That would be nice.
11:37Not a place that preaches, but a place where we could be with other people like us.
11:40Right.
11:41No big God thing.
11:42No crosses or dripping blood or shit.
11:44Exactly.
11:46Just people getting together.
11:51Anyone want to catch a buzz?
11:52I got my bullet in the tent.
11:53Should I go get it?
11:54Sure, I might have it here.
11:54Yeah, go ahead, grab it.
11:57How often does Jesus come up?
12:00Pretty rarely.
12:01But whenever he does, they always remind us that he was black.
12:04Right.
12:05As opposed to the Brad Pitt Jesus America tries to sell us.
12:08Jesus wasn't black.
12:10Yes, he was.
12:11Everyone was black.
12:13Of course.
12:27Well, I'm not going to have any if you're not going to.
12:32Really?
12:32Yeah.
12:35Well, if you're not going to have any, I guess I'll pass around too.
12:38Oh great, I'm the only one who stout.
12:39Oh god.
12:39Oh god.
12:41Oh god.
13:13Come on, stop me hard.
13:14You can't do it.
13:16Let him get the dishwasher running soon.
13:18I'll never do it.
13:18Do you have anything for the dishwasher?
13:20My boss.
13:32It's so great to be out of the city.
13:34I know.
13:35Wouldn't it be cool to have to totally live off the land?
13:38To really be a part of nature instead of just looking at it?
13:43I'm not that cool.
13:45I'm getting my I need my Starbucks headache.
13:52I guess in the past they dated a lot of crazy girls.
13:56Needy attention suckers.
13:59Artists slash writers slash psychos.
14:02Always this whole drama thing where if I say something, she might take it the wrong way.
14:05It's like I'm walking through this minefield of her childhood.
14:08Like there should be a sign, you know, caution, unexploded daddy issues every fucking way.
14:11Yeah, I've been there.
14:13Yeah, but Lisa's different, you know.
14:16She knows all that bullshit fairytale stuff isn't real anyway.
14:19Working through it, wanting to.
14:22It's probably the first adult relationship of my life.
14:26I don't know, ours is more like we can't keep our hands off each other.
14:30She just loves to bang.
14:35Sometimes I feel like when we're having sex, he secretly hates me.
14:39It's not possible.
14:41Not conscious.
14:42Not like he knows it on any level.
14:44I know it's stupid, but I really feel like that sometimes.
14:47Well, it is stupid because you're a beautiful, amazing woman and you're the mother of his child.
14:51So why would he hate you?
14:53I know, it's crazy.
14:55But sometimes it's like there's this unspoken thing between us.
14:58Unspoken what?
14:59I don't know.
15:01Yeah, I'm the mother of his child, so he asked Madonna to find me.
15:05Or maybe I'm just mad at the whole world because my orgasm thing has screwed up.
15:10Since you had Maya.
15:12You've heard of this?
15:13Something is different and it's freaking me out.
15:15Yeah, it took me like a couple of months to be able to come after Spence was born.
15:19Well, I can come, but only like half the time and half is intense.
15:23Could childbirth have reorganized me in some way?
15:25I've heard that.
15:27Then I'm sure it'll get better.
15:30So what do you do?
15:31Do you just say, you know, it's not happening tonight, so you're on break, hon?
15:35No.
15:37Please don't tell me that you fake it.
15:39Of course not.
15:43Okay, maybe I do exaggerate here and there.
15:48But realizing, you know, everything has happened in my life so I could be ready for this.
15:54Mm-hmm.
15:55Yeah, it's like your heart is outside your body and you can see it for the first time.
15:58And knowing that all of it, all of it, it's always been about her.
16:03Yes.
16:04God, yes.
16:05I feel the exact same way about Maya.
16:08I was talking about Dana.
16:17Oh, God, I don't know.
16:18Our thing is just, it's incredibly hot still.
16:21He's got the dirtiest mouth.
16:22Oh, I love it.
16:24Like what?
16:25Like what?
16:26The dirty dog.
16:27What does he say?
16:28Children in the vicinity.
16:30It's a whisper.
16:31Just tell me what.
16:32It sounds so stupid out of context.
16:35Um, okay, like, like, oh, baby, I want to cum on your tits.
16:39Do you see?
16:40It sounds so stupid.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:47There's a snake.
16:49Oh.
16:52Come on.
16:52It's okay.
16:53Come on.
16:53It's okay.
16:54Okay.
16:56Shh, shh, shh, shh.
16:57It's okay.
16:58Don't make any noise.
17:00Don't move.
17:01It's okay.
17:01Shh, shh, shh, shh.
17:03Nate!
17:19What did you do that for?
17:21Is it dead?
17:22It's way past dead.
17:24Oh.
17:25Good little guy.
17:27That's not cool, man.
17:28This snake's not poison.
17:29It's a gopher snake.
17:30What kind of fucking snake it is.
17:33Ah, fuck!
17:35God damn it.
17:36Don't even your fuckers want to go for a fucking hike, huh?
17:38Come on!
17:40Ah!
17:45Mediocre.
17:49Redundant.
17:52Terrible.
17:55Blah, blah, blah, blah.
18:01Elephant art.
18:03Does anyone know what elephant art is?
18:08A term the fluxist invented.
18:10My dad was a fluxist.
18:13Does anyone know what a fluxist is?
18:15Fuck that.
18:16Why doesn't anyone know what elephant art is?
18:18Who are you people?
18:19Don't you guys read?
18:19This is elephant art.
18:22My head is on backwards.
18:24I feel like my head is on backwards.
18:27Yes, we got it.
18:30Termite art.
18:32Look at me, Claire.
18:35Tiny, beautiful.
18:37Termite art.
18:40Termites work secretly at night.
18:43But they can tear down a house as fast as an elephant can.
18:46But they don't stomp.
18:48They infest.
18:51Good job.
18:59Like that?
19:00Exactly.
19:01Just like touch.
19:02You don't want to go all Joan Crawford on him.
19:04No, I certainly don't.
19:06Oh, Arthur.
19:09Is it okay with you if I return this?
19:11Don't keep it from me.
19:13Good.
19:13Well, I'll take it back then.
19:16There's nothing else you'd like me to pick up on there, is there?
19:19Not that I can think of.
19:21Okay, then.
19:23There's leftover blintzes in the fridge if you get hungry.
19:27Either of you.
19:32I don't think just because you're living here, you have to do things with the monsters up there.
19:37I don't think that.
19:38I mean, you know, take a load off, Arthur.
19:44Okay.
19:45Now, Biggie Small's viewing is tomorrow morning.
19:49You ever worked with the XXX casket before?
19:51Not quite this size.
19:52Yeah, this is what we call advanced casketing techniques 101.
19:55See, the viewing is tomorrow, but we're going to lay them out upstairs tonight.
19:58Because this is not the type of thing you want to be worrying about the morning of.
20:06I thought it was great.
20:08That's not the point.
20:11Everybody makes crap sometimes, but what's with the big need to humiliate me?
20:21I mean, I don't do well with this kind of thing.
20:23You know, I don't need somebody telling me that I suck.
20:28Particularly in front of people who, for a fact, suck way worse than I do.
20:34I mean, did you see that what's-her-name is Levine's stupid fucking mermaid?
20:42I mean, how can you grow as an artist if you don't have the freedom to fail now and then?
20:47I failed.
20:48No, he likes yours.
20:50Really?
20:51Because that wasn't that clear to me?
20:52Fuck it.
20:53What difference does it make?
20:54The world's going to be blunt smithereens any day now.
21:16I just kissed.
21:35I just kissed again.
21:52Hey, go hike.
21:54Don't you want to come with?
21:56I have my magazines.
21:58You sure?
22:00Go.
22:01All right.
22:02It'll only be an hour-ish or two-ish.
22:07Okay.
22:10I just want to make sure you're not saying go ahead and hike on what you really mean to
22:12stay here and help me with the baby or I'll secretly hate you.
22:15Now is the perfect time.
22:16I have my magazines.
22:17Maya's mellow.
22:19Go.
22:20All right.
22:21Thanks, honey.
22:22All right, babe.
22:23See you later, okay?
22:30Bye-bye.
22:31Bye-bye.
22:38Bye-bye.
22:40Bye-bye.
22:46Bye-bye.
22:47Bye-bye.
22:48Bye-bye.
22:50Bye-bye.
22:51Bye-bye.
22:51Bye-bye.
22:53Bye-bye.
22:54Bye-bye.
22:55Bye-bye.
22:56Bye-bye.
22:56Bye-bye.
23:07Oh, my God.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:39No fucking way.
23:42What in the world are you doing up here?
23:45We're on a camp trip.
23:49We're down at the end of Deer Springs Tour.
23:50What are you doing here?
23:51I'm at a B&B down in Hungry Valley with some friends.
23:54They're right behind me a little ways.
23:57I don't believe this.
23:58It's like fate, huh?
24:04How are you doing?
24:05At this moment, not great.
24:07To be perfectly honest.
24:10I think it's really weird that you're up here right now.
24:12I am hiking with my friends who are right behind me.
24:15Yeah?
24:15Yeah.
24:17Friends, huh?
24:17What are their names?
24:18Frank and Douglas.
24:21You think I can't tell when you're lying to me?
24:22Whoa.
24:23What's with the paranoia?
24:25What, are you high?
24:27Are you stalking me now?
24:29Don't flatter yourself.
24:30You're fucking stalking me.
24:31You followed me and my family up here.
24:34What the fuck do you want from me, you crazy fucking bitch?
24:36Oh, yeah.
24:37I'm crazy.
24:38Woo-hoo.
24:39Crazy.
24:40Scary.
24:40Crazy.
24:41Psycho, right?
24:46Tell me the fucking truth!
24:54I needed to talk to you.
24:56Yeah, well, we already talked.
24:57And Claire said that you were up in Kern County, so, you know, I came up here on the off
25:00-
25:00Wait a minute, wait a minute.
25:01Were you watching me when we were camping?
25:02No, no.
25:03It's nothing like that.
25:04No.
25:04Dammit, stop bullshitting me!
25:09Nate, I miss you.
25:11So much.
25:13Don't you miss me?
25:14No, I do not.
25:15I do not miss you.
25:16Yes, you do.
25:16You do.
25:17You think about me.
25:18I know you do.
25:18No, this is not going to happen.
25:19This is not going to happen, right?
25:21Just kiss me.
25:22Just kiss me once.
25:24Just once, baby, and then we're done.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Oh, remember that feeling, huh?
25:34Flowing into each other like water.
25:36Look, I can't.
25:37I can't live without that.
25:38I can't.
25:39I won't.
25:39Well, you were going to have to.
25:44I'm so sorry.
25:49I'm sorry for everything.
25:53Freda!
26:00Freda!
26:08I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this to you.
26:14That was my first time.
26:17Shut up.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:25Oh, my God.
26:26You thought I did that to you?
26:28Well, the first time.
26:30So, technically, that was your first and second time?
26:33Uh-huh.
26:34That's impressive.
26:35Yeah.
26:37I would have thought it was, like, your fifth or sixth time.
26:46I feel really safe with you, Claire.
26:51You are really safe with me.
26:55What the fuck was that?
26:58What the fuck was that?
27:00What the fuck was that?
27:11Rico's going to have my behind.
27:16Claire?
27:18Claire?
27:19Claire?
27:20What?
27:21I'm sorry.
27:22I can see you're entertaining.
27:24And I wouldn't ask if this weren't a genuine crisis.
27:27Dave is not here.
27:28Nate is camping.
27:29I'm going to need your help.
27:32And would you mind asking your friend also, too, please?
27:37Stay here.
27:43Claire, please, go get your friend right now.
27:46Ruth, wait right here.
27:47I'll be right back.
27:49You have a friend in the house?
27:51The boy with the tattoo?
27:54Another one.
27:58I'm not bringing him down here.
28:05Russell, you really don't need to be here.
28:07Yes, he does.
28:08It's OK.
28:08I'm cool.
28:09Hello, Mrs. Fisher.
28:10Oh, I know you.
28:11How nice to see you again, Russell.
28:13Now, dead weight is the hardest kind of weight to move.
28:14I am going to need the strength of everyone here.
28:16Just tell me what to do.
28:18We don't have much time.
28:20His facial cartilage is collapsing as we speak.
28:22Now, our first concern is rolling our friend over here onto the board.
28:25On the count of three, one, two, three.
28:36Well done.
28:39He doesn't look too bad.
28:47Now, I want you to position yourself at a corner.
28:51Is this corner OK?
28:53Yeah.
28:54We're simply going to lift the board onto the gurney so I can get it downstairs.
28:57On the count of three, you're going to give it everything you've got.
29:00Everything.
29:01Lift with your legs.
29:02One, two, three.
29:03Lift.
29:12Oh, shit.
29:13I guess that didn't work.
29:15Oh, God.
29:16OK.
29:18I'm starting to get a little freaked out now.
29:21Just a little.
29:25Claire, I'm sorry I raised you around so much death and that your friend had to see this.
29:30Yeah.
29:34The craniofacial work is a little tricky, but I'll do what I can before you arrive in the morning.
29:40Of course, I'll wait for your assistance before I hoist.
29:44Yes, I think that's a good idea.
29:45And, again, Federico, I am so sorry about what happened.
29:50No, it couldn't have happened to anyone.
29:52I shouldn't have let it happen on my watch.
29:55I'm sorry.
29:57OK.
29:59Sorry.
30:00Sorry.
30:02Sorry.
30:06Well, I think I'm going up to make some hot cocoa.
30:09Would you like to join me for a cup?
30:12Thank you, but this requires my immediate attention.
30:16I suspect I'll be pulling an all-nighter.
30:18I can bring it down to you.
30:21Chocolate makes me queasy.
30:23OK.
30:29Tea?
30:30No.
30:31Really, nothing.
30:45Hey, Spence will stay asleep for about an hour.
30:47If she wakes up, just give her the Thomas the Tank Engine thingy, and we promise, if you guys want
30:51to take a private nature hike later, we'll watch Maya.
30:53It's really only fair.
30:54Yeah.
30:55Fair is fair.
30:56Have fun.
31:00I hate couples like that.
31:02Always letting you know how great their sex life is.
31:04Yeah.
31:05I kind of think they don't protest a little too much, you know what I mean?
31:07Like, sex is everything.
31:08Sex is everything.
31:09She's always talking about it like it's the glue.
31:11Right.
31:12But what happens when someone gets throat cancer or diarrhea, and you have to see the real person?
31:16Yep.
31:16Then you have to be able to whatever, help them into their electronic card, or make them their vitamin drink,
31:21and still love them, even though no one feels sexy.
31:24Yeah, Spence so much more than just...
31:26God, I have the greatest sex in the whole world.
31:28I just love it when he comes on my tits.
31:31Please.
31:33She said that?
31:38Okay, I'm ready.
31:45Lodded up back here.
31:47Mm-hmm.
31:49Yes.
31:55Oh, so now you're both going through your blue period.
32:01Don't get mad at me, Fisher.
32:03If Russell has something to say to me, he can say it.
32:05How's my pressure?
32:06Go deeper.
32:06God, why has he suddenly turned into such an asshole?
32:09Just ignore him.
32:10Well, you ignore him, too.
32:12Okay, it's just hair.
32:13I don't understand what the big deal is.
32:15Hey, fuck elephant, termite, whatever.
32:17I mean, I already forgot who was the elephant and who was the termite.
32:20It's not that, Olivier.
32:20It's just what's the point of trying to humiliate...
32:22I was the elephant.
32:23And why do you even give a shit?
32:25Because you're my teacher and I respect you.
32:27Don't you fucking respect me.
32:30I'm an idiot, see?
32:31I'm not God.
32:32Don't you ever respect anyone except your fucking self.
32:37Fucking babies.
32:57Hey, Mom.
32:58I love you.
32:58I washed your sheets.
33:02What's that?
33:03Arthur's handkerchief.
33:04You're doing his laundry for him?
33:06Well, it must have gotten mixed into my things.
33:08Oh, that's gross.
33:10That's just a hanky.
33:11I know, and hankies are gross.
33:13I mean, first of all, the word is gross.
33:16Hanky.
33:16It's just a word.
33:17And second of all, hankies themselves are gross.
33:19A snot-covered rag that sits in your pocket all day.
33:21That will be fine.
33:22Where the snot is, it could be anywhere.
33:24You put it back in your pocket and save it for later.
33:26I mean, Mom, not all progress is bad.
33:27There's Kleenex.
33:28Hello.
34:19I know.
34:20I know.
34:22Yeah, now you're just trying to be cute.
34:26Forgive me, hot.
34:28Yes, of course I do.
34:31More so now than ever.
34:34Mom's vacuuming my room.
34:39I gotta go. Okay.
34:44Shut up. No, I'm not.
34:49I'm not. I'm not. Stop.
34:52I'm hanging up. Goodbye.
34:56You and Phil back together?
34:58Phil? No.
34:59Russell.
35:00The gay one?
35:03What?
35:04Russell, the guy in your room the other day?
35:05What makes you think he's gay?
35:08Oh, we can smell it on each other.
35:10David!
35:10Um, let's see. You told me he was.
35:12You referred to him as my gay friend Russell, I believe.
35:16Oh.
35:17What, he's not anymore?
35:19No, he never was. I was just confused.
35:27Claire, listen.
35:28When I was in high school, I dated girls.
35:30We were in college.
35:31Yeah, and when I was in college.
35:33And after college.
35:34I didn't know what I was.
35:35And while I was trying to figure it out,
35:38I kept going back and forth in my mind.
35:39You don't get it.
35:40Okay, there's no back and forth with Russell.
35:42He's never been gay.
35:43I was just assuming.
35:45He's never been gay.
35:46He's never even had sex with anyone before me.
35:48Okay.
35:49My mistake.
35:51I can't even make a phone call in this fucking house
35:53because I don't get cell reception anywhere.
35:55My mother's in my fucking room.
35:56I cannot wait till I live somewhere else.
35:58Even your fucking box would be fine.
36:01At what age did you completely stop sleeping with women?
36:04I mean, I know when you first slept with that boy, but did you overlap after that?
36:11Yeah.
36:12There were like ten years when I wasn't sure.
36:15Or I was sure, but I didn't want to be sure.
36:17And I was with some women pretty seriously.
36:19Oh, Jennifer.
36:21Yeah.
36:25I was with a ton of women.
36:27I liked fucking women.
36:28Yeah, I know.
36:29You've told me.
36:30What I mean was, I did this whole emotional deal with girls.
36:35Women.
36:35Like, honey, I could really think about spending the rest of my life with you.
36:42I don't know.
36:44Why some land in Northern California and build a house, design it ourselves.
36:49What about Willem for a boy and Coco for a girl?
36:52Or Willem and Max if we have twin boys.
36:55Or if we have twin girls Coco and Clementine.
36:57Are you sure they didn't know you were gay?
36:59No, they didn't even suspect.
37:00They thought I was their man.
37:02They looked right back into my eyes.
37:05All the while I was just trying that guy alone to see if I could make it fit.
37:18Oh, yeah.
37:21Right there.
37:22Right there.
37:26She's down.
37:28Great.
37:29You guys want to take your turn?
37:31Uh, now we're leaving today.
37:33We should pack.
37:34We can pack later.
37:35We don't take the hour.
37:35Hey, go on.
37:37If she wakes up, she'll be fine.
37:39Go.
37:39You guys have fun.
37:41Yeah.
37:41What do you say?
37:51She can't come, you know.
37:55Really?
37:56Really.
37:58It's pretty.
38:00Yeah.
38:02Do you want to, uh...
38:04No, not really.
38:07I'd, uh, be afraid to take my clothes off.
38:10Something could crawl on me.
38:13We're not really tied in Dana, are we?
38:19What's that supposed to mean?
38:21Well, I was just acknowledging, I guess, that the reasons we're together aren't the same as...
38:26Say it.
38:28What?
38:29There's nothing to say.
38:29Say it, Nate.
38:31Why are you even with me?
38:33What are you even here for?
38:34What do you mean?
38:35What up on this trip?
38:36What?
38:37Why did you marry me?
38:39You think Maya and I need you?
38:41You don't want this.
38:42I mean, you want your daughter, but you don't want me.
38:44Do you?
38:44Jesus, I can't fucking say anything.
38:46You can't say hurtful things.
38:47No, and it's totally hurtful to suggest we're only together because of Maya.
38:49Lisa, I am not trying to hurt you, okay?
38:51That was just me thinking something.
38:52Open my mouth, say it.
38:53You know how friends do?
38:54But in order for me to be able to do that with you, that would mean you'd have to like
38:57me.
38:57Oh, that's stupid.
38:58No, it's not, Lisa.
38:59Think about it.
39:00The second I say something that doesn't fit into your fucking fairytale idea.
39:03Hey, this is no fairytale.
39:04That I know.
39:05You made up this story about us and you cast me in this role.
39:07You cast yourself in that role.
39:08But making the mother of my child happy is a role?
39:10I don't think so, okay?
39:12But you, you have this totally narrow path I can walk on where I'm on your fucking leash.
39:16No smoking.
39:17Two beers a night.
39:18No smoking pot without prior written approval.
39:20Smoke your fucking lungs out.
39:21I don't give a shit about smoking, Lisa.
39:23I give a shit about being myself.
39:26About saying what I need to say or even what I accidentally say.
39:28I'm not having you fucking freak out at me, okay?
39:34I'm sorry then.
39:38Fuck.
40:00I'm sorry.
40:07Kiss me.
40:10What?
40:10No, come on, Lisa.
40:11Honey, I wanna get better at this.
40:14Help me, okay?
40:36Take your shoes off.
40:38Take them off.
40:40Here.
40:41Well, I got a rock.
40:44That rock is hard and cold.
40:51Yeah, they done that.
40:57Close your eyes.
41:01I wanna fuck you and this rock.
41:04But first, I'm gonna make you scream so that everybody back at camp can hear you.
41:10And then, when you're exhausted and you're laying here, coming down, I'm gonna fuck you.
41:18Right here, on this rock.
41:45There were a couple of times back in Seattle when we had sex like that.
41:53Once, when you came home from some party at that costume designer's house, you worked for Seattle Rep.
41:58What was her name?
42:00Tessa.
42:01Right.
42:02She had just broken off with you and you were so drunk and pissed.
42:06And you came home and we ended up having the most amazing sex I'd ever had in my life.
42:12And you came home to see what happened.
42:15And you came home and started to see what happened.
42:18Okay.
42:19Oh, okay.
42:22The other time was the night after you ran the marathon for the first time.
42:26Yeah.
42:28When that girl you met from Portland was supposed to come over and celebrate.
42:35But she never showed up.
42:39Please. It's all mine.
42:43I know. I'm...
42:47It's nice now. But it's just us.
42:52I love you, Nate.
42:55God, I've loved you for such a long time.
43:01I love you too, honey.
43:04Bye.