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00:01...anything, unless you give me an order number.
00:03And I don't appreciate you taking that tone of voice with me.
00:06He says he doesn't have an order number.
00:08And I say, well, you should always write down the order number.
00:11Then he gets all pissy.
00:13Says he wants to speak to the person he ordered the Astoria floor lamp from.
00:17And I say, well, do you remember his or her, right, you know, name?
00:23And he says, of course not.
00:25And I say, then I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:28Hank tells me this isn't the first time he had a problem ordering from us.
00:32Last Christmas he bought a CD holder and arrived all broken.
00:35But when we told him, send it back, he couldn't because he'd thrown away the box it came in.
00:41So I say, I say, boo-hoo, mister, ain't you got it bad?
00:46And he says, I want to talk to your supervisor.
00:48And I say, well, of course you can talk to him, but unfortunately his hours are only 8.30.
01:17So now the wife's in jail, according to the cousin who arranged the funeral.
01:21I bet he was abusing her.
01:23Or maybe he had some sick sexual thing he made her do.
01:25Please, stop.
01:27And you're wrong.
01:28All she told the police was that he was boring.
01:33That's it?
01:33That's all she said?
01:37The sick part is I understand it.
01:39I do, too.
01:44Sometimes I'm boring.
01:45I am, too.
01:49So I should probably be at both intakes with you this morning, but you'll have to do the casket meeting
01:53people yourself because I'm really backed up down here.
01:55David, maybe we need to think about finding a replacement for Rico.
02:00Why?
02:00We're doing just fine without him saving money.
02:03Thank you very much.
02:06Is there something you'd like to say about my work?
02:08Look, you do a great job when it comes to the people who've had nice, peaceful farewells.
02:13But the big reconstructions, I mean, come on, David, you're a little out of your league.
02:15I see.
02:15So those who can't do, criticize?
02:17Look, we've got a body in there that's a page one rewrite.
02:19We've got two more coming in today from that nightclub fire in Valencia.
02:22How bad was that fire?
02:23Well, it's just where they ended up.
02:25Well, maybe the families won't.
02:26Open caskets.
02:27They already put in their requests.
02:29I'll put an ad in the paper today.
02:31It's already taken care of.
02:32I've scheduled some interviews for this afternoon.
02:38As you can see from my resume, I've had the good fortune to study under a variety of gifted restorative
02:43artists.
02:43Oh, you worked over at Hope Valley.
02:45I've known PT for years.
02:47Oh.
02:49Look, that lawsuit about the unembalmed arm was not my fault.
02:53I took the fault for some bitch that was supposed to cover my ass for leaving early.
02:58Sometimes I wake up with a feeling of panic, like my heart's going to beat right out of my chest.
03:03You know what I'm talking about.
03:04But after I spend a few extra hours in bed and do my chanting, the dark time usually passes.
03:10I know it sounds funny, but the first time I embalmed someone, it felt like I was coming home.
03:16I just knew that this is what I was meant to do.
03:20That doesn't sound funny at all.
03:21There's something very intimate about it.
03:24I'm the last person on earth who gets to know these people.
03:29Anyway, I guess I take what I do very seriously.
03:33Well, I have no further questions.
03:35Me neither.
03:37Thanks for coming in, Angela.
03:38We'll be in touch.
03:39Great.
03:43Oh.
03:44It was very nice to meet you.
03:46It was nice to meet you.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Okay.
03:52I'll wait an hour before I call her.
03:54We don't want to look desperate.
03:56Just find out if she can start tomorrow.
03:59I'm going to break out, going to go wild, have my own way.
04:16I may break a heart of day.
04:19Life's a ball, if only you'd know it.
04:24And it's all just waiting for you.
04:29You're alive.
04:31David.
04:31So come on and show it.
04:33David.
04:34You.
04:35David.
04:38Why are you standing there like that?
04:41I was thinking.
04:46Isn't a person allowed to think?
05:01You're going to wish you'd gotten high with me.
05:04I told you to already high again.
05:06Oh, doesn't the little great?
05:08So handsome.
05:10Confident.
05:11Yo, Billy.
05:13Would you excuse me for a moment?
05:15Thank you guys so much for coming here.
05:16I appreciate it.
05:17Thank God your hair, Brenda.
05:19My mouth is really dry.
05:20It's my breath bad.
05:21No, it's fine.
05:22Okay, so truth.
05:23Is this show any good or is it just pretentious bullshit?
05:25Man, there's so many people in turn to see the pictures.
05:27This is Billy's best work ever.
05:29Very disturbing.
05:31Really?
05:32I'm so poor.
05:33God.
05:37Why is my mother here?
05:39Oh, God.
05:41I invited her as part of my ongoing campaign to get her to like me.
05:44I didn't think she'd actually turn up.
05:49You know there's some strangers who rub my ass.
05:52Isn't this fabulous?
05:55Oh, Billy, darling.
06:00Thanks, Mom.
06:03You can't keep them to yourself all the time.
06:10Okay, no offense, but your family's fucked up beyond comprehension.
06:13She was completely tanked.
06:15I brought someone.
06:17I hope that's okay.
06:18Hey, Nicolai.
06:19Hello, 8th.
06:19This is Brenda.
06:21Good evening.
06:22Oh, dear.
06:24It's good to see you, Mr. Fisher.
06:26Where's Hiram?
06:27He's visiting his son in Portland.
06:30I'm serious, darling.
06:31This new stuff is really visceral.
06:34Not at all left-brained like your father.
06:37Hey, so where is that?
06:40Oh!
06:41Honey, burn sense his regrets.
06:43He's just heart sick.
06:44Unfortunately, he's treating one of his patients who's undergoing a complete psychotic break at the moment.
06:51Wow.
06:51Gee, that always seems to happen whenever there's something important in my life.
06:54I guess that's just typical Bernard.
06:56Oh, I'm sorry.
06:56Bernard of Chen with babe.
06:58That's just dick.
07:00Now you just hush.
07:03I thought this was be paintings.
07:05I could take photographs.
07:07That doesn't mean they'd be any good.
07:10Mrs. Fisher, I've never seen you having this much fun.
07:14Oh, no, no, no.
07:15It's great.
07:16I am having fun just watching you.
07:21Hey, Mr. Seattle Co-op hippie boy.
07:27Oh, Margaret Chen with.
07:28Who are you?
07:30Will Fisher.
07:30Nate Smiller.
07:32That explains why you're looking at me like I just took a giant dump on your front lawn.
07:36Mom, if I'd known you were putting on a show tonight, I would have bought tickets for all my friends.
07:41Granny, there's Dr. Feinberg.
07:43Hi.
07:44What is he doing here?
07:45I invited him.
07:47Gary Feinberg's guy with the book?
07:48Yeah.
07:49He wrote Charlotte's fucking light and dark.
07:51He's a fucking evil dead fish of a fucking Nazi fuck.
07:55Charlie, try not to act so adolescent.
07:57It only makes you look bad.
07:58As opposed to being drunk in public and slobbering all over my boyfriend, who, by the way, is completely not
08:02interested.
08:03Isn't this fun?
08:06Billy, Billy, Billy.
08:08It's quite powerful stuff.
08:10It's potent.
08:13That's the word Dr. Feinberg likes to use a lot.
08:15Uh, Brenda, I see a lot of you in these photographs.
08:20Hello, Gareth.
08:22Margaret.
08:24Oh.
08:27Does this have a theme, darling?
08:28I know you like your things to have a theme, don't you?
08:30Mother, nothing is more tedious than when you look for meaning in my work.
08:34I don't need your fucking approval.
08:39Excuse me.
08:43Isn't that beautiful?
08:44Yeah.
08:45It is.
08:46He's good?
08:48Yeah, he is really good.
08:51I only wish you'd believe that.
08:54Oh.
09:03This one's got real attitude.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07The light's spectacular.
09:09Brenda, that is a picture of me urinating on a wall.
09:12I realize that.
09:13Hey, what do you think?
09:15What, so now you're stalking me?
09:16No, no, no.
09:17I just happened to see you one day when I was on taking pictures, so I followed you for a
09:19couple of miles.
09:20Oh, yeah, you were just out taking pictures?
09:22Does you live in fucking Venice?
09:23There's no reason for you to be in my neighborhood.
09:24Wow.
09:25You really think the world revolves around you, don't you?
09:27Bren, would you tell him, please, this isn't about him?
09:34It's, uh, it's what Billy does.
09:36He takes pictures of people when they're off guard.
09:38He's got a talent.
09:39It's art.
09:40No, it's fucked!
09:47Thanks a lot.
09:58Look, that's your son pissing against the wall.
10:04Oh, so I should just let him humiliate me whenever he wants?
10:06Oh, God, Nate, don't make this about you.
10:08Well, why the fuck not?
10:10This is about me.
10:10He certainly make enough stuff all about you.
10:12Oh, so what?
10:13There's a picture of you pissing on a wall.
10:15Who got hurt?
10:15Who died?
10:18You don't think I have a right to not be spied upon?
10:21You're talking to someone who has spied on her whole life.
10:24Oh, God.
10:25Billy is severely fucked up, Bren.
10:27I don't like being stalked by a psycho.
10:29Billy is not psychotic.
10:30He has a disease.
10:32He's fine when he takes his meds.
10:33Yeah, well, when the fuck is that?
10:41Look, has he ever done anything weird?
10:42Oh, yeah, he's bipolar.
10:45His whole life has been weird.
10:48Has he ever done anything dangerous?
10:52Oh, God.
10:54Nate, no.
10:57The only person Billy would ever be a threat to is himself.
11:03Has he ever tried to?
11:04Yes.
11:06When I was 18.
11:12I went to Europe for three months.
11:14It was this big reward for me, winning a scholarship to Yale.
11:19When I got back to L.A., my mother was at the airport.
11:22She told me that Billy had committed suicide.
11:25My whole life just collapsed in on itself in that moment.
11:32Of course, she meant to say that Billy had tried to commit suicide.
11:37But she was drunk or else it was a Freudian slip.
11:45You never went to Yale?
11:47Billy was in a hospital in Pasadena.
11:50I took some classes at UCLA in the spring.
11:54Then in the fall, he was diagnosed manic depressive, which kicks in in adolescence, though.
11:59Probably had nothing to do with me getting the scholarship.
12:02I can't believe they pressured you into sacrificing your life for your brother.
12:05Nobody pressured me.
12:09I wanted to stay.
12:17Morning.
12:19I haven't been on any walls lately.
12:21Shut up.
12:25So, Mom, what's with you and Nikolai?
12:27I don't know what you're talking about.
12:31And Dave?
12:32What did you do last night?
12:34Nothing.
12:35Saturday night, what happened to that person you're seeing?
12:42That person is no longer in the picture.
12:45Sorry to hear it.
12:47What about you?
12:50You dating anybody?
12:51No.
12:52If you're dating someone, you don't need to hide them from us like we're lepers.
12:55I'm not dating anyone.
12:57I've just been hanging out a lot with somebody.
12:59Who is this person?
13:04Nobody.
13:07David, I'm ready to go to church.
13:14Thanks, guys.
13:18Hey, Joey, your kid's ready.
13:20Go high.
13:26This is the most terrifying shower scene since Psycho.
13:34That football game used to make this really obnoxious noise when you scored a touchdown.
13:40Do you want to show me how to play it?
13:43No.
13:47You know, there's this little kid next door.
13:52I mean, the only toys guy is like this stupid mouse chop game from when his mom was a kid.
13:58Maybe, you know, he'd want some of these.
14:11It's a beautiful day.
14:12Why would you waste your Sunday in here watching television?
14:19What are you doing?
14:23Um, I thought that Tony Reckner next door might want some of these.
14:30Just keep your hands off them.
14:38She doesn't even look me in the eyes anymore.
14:49Quinn, I want to show you something funny.
14:52Quinn.
14:56Quinn.
15:00Going on the field, Chuck?
15:03This is like the first day of school.
15:06I am so excited.
15:09Oh, and I just want to apologize in advance because I had calamari last night for dinner.
15:14What do you mean?
15:15Well, let's just say this is the one time where the strong smell of formaldehyde really comes in handy.
15:24So then I said to him, I don't care if you have a low sperm count.
15:27I mean, I'll just shove a turkey baster up there if I have to.
15:30I mean, I want to have a child before I turn 40.
15:33That's fair, right?
15:34Hello, everyone.
15:36Hi.
15:37How was church?
15:38Nate told me you were a deacon.
15:40That's adorable.
15:48I see you've made yourself at home.
15:51Angela doesn't like to feel constrained.
15:53Shh.
15:54You know, my glands go double time.
15:56I find if I wear too much while I work, I get all pitted.
16:08Angela, we're sort of used to a more professional appearance around here.
16:12Give me a break, David.
16:13They're just nipples.
16:15I mean, we've all seen them.
16:16We've all touched them.
16:17We've all sucked on them.
16:18And it's not like this guy's going to be lying in the casket and people are going to be saying,
16:22oh, my God, the embalmer's nipples were hard.
16:24They're going to be saying, oh, my God, how did they put his face back together after he went through
16:28the goddamn windshield?
16:32I told Father Jack I'd help him with the food distribution downtown.
16:35I just wanted to make sure that your first day was going okay.
16:38Well, thanks.
16:38I'm all gassy, but that's not your fault.
16:41Angela had calamari last night.
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:46Boy, he's a barrel of laughs.
16:50It's hard when a new person comes into a situation.
16:53It throws everything off balance.
16:56Brenna, I am not threatened by your boyfriend.
16:59Oh, yeah?
17:00Your behavior consistently communicates otherwise.
17:05Okay, you know what?
17:06You want to take the picture out of the show, fine, but please don't spout psychobabble at me like fucking
17:10Margaret and Bernard.
17:11Like becoming them.
17:12Fuck you.
17:13You know what you did was wrong.
17:15That's why you didn't show it to me before.
17:16Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
17:18Because I love him.
17:24You're fucking with my life, Billy.
17:26And it's not fair.
17:28You have to stop.
17:31Or what?
17:31God damn it, Billy.
17:32What is it with you?
17:33You like fucking with my brain like Feinberg?
17:45Hey!
17:46Come on, ready!
17:49You're welcome.
17:53Can I get you anything else?
17:55I can always use a good blowjob.
17:58Blowjob.
17:59Blowjob.
18:00Blowjob.
18:00Hey!
18:02Did I get my fucking lunch or not?
18:07I'm going to get a drink of water.
18:10Yeah, sure.
18:12Melinda Danner.
18:14Mark Whitman.
18:16Uh-huh.
18:17Daryl Hines.
18:18Keith Charles.
18:20Okay, well just tell them we'll meet them at the usual corner on Tuesday.
18:23Okay.
18:24Hi, Tracy.
18:25Oh, hi, David.
18:27How have you been?
18:29Fine.
18:30I love your new hair.
18:32What are you working on?
18:35St. Stephen's is sending over some volunteers to help out next week.
18:39Someone told me that you used to go to St. Stephen's.
18:42Not that I've been asking around about you.
18:44It just came up naturally.
18:45So, did you go there, I mean?
18:47Yeah, just for a few months last year.
18:49They're a very progressive church.
18:52Yes, they are.
18:58The guy who took me is a total psycho.
19:07He's good.
19:09Well, we should probably get going if we want to see that movie.
19:13I should probably get home and check on my mom.
19:17I'm sure she's doing fine.
19:22I'm sorry.
19:24It's not like I was dying to see a movie.
19:26That's not what I'm talking about.
19:31I'm sorry about what happened between us.
19:37I never meant for those assholes to write shit on your car.
19:41I shouldn't have told Andy about us.
19:43I was just being stupid.
19:45That was me being really, really, really stupid.
19:47And...
19:52I'm sorry.
19:57Well, thank you.
20:15Look, I don't want to make a big deal out of this.
20:18All I'm saying is, I sat around last week in that stupid getup you wanted me to wear and had
20:23to say all this, you know, daddy this and daddy that bullshit.
20:26And when I tell you I keep reading these articles about having this one-hour orgasm, well, the least you
20:32could do is try to help me have one.
20:34Well, I'm sorry that men can't have it.
20:36But since you guys get to have everything else on the planet, it seems like a fair trade-off.
20:41Fine.
20:42Goodbye.
20:46You know, Angela, my brother likes a certain decorum when you're working with someone's loved one.
20:53Yeah?
20:54Well, the personal calls are probably a little uncool.
20:57Oh, right.
20:58Got it.
20:59I won't do it when he's around.
21:04Hello.
21:07Hey.
21:09Really?
21:11Why don't you want me to come over?
21:14Damn it, Brenda, you always know this.
21:15You're shutting me out.
21:17No, look, the pissing thing is no longer an issue, I swear.
21:19Look, maybe you'd feel better if I came over.
21:22All right, fine, whatever.
21:24Fine.
21:28Oof.
21:29Girlfriend trouble?
21:30Not really trouble.
21:31Just tell me what the fight was about, and I'll tell you what to say to try to fix it.
21:35I mean, trust me, this is my thing.
21:36We didn't have a fight.
21:38She just pulls away from me at the weirdest times.
21:42Hmm.
21:43Well, maybe she senses that you're pulling away, so she just does it first.
21:49Hmm.
21:49Maybe you should mind your own business.
21:51Shoot.
21:52I guess this means I can't ask about the pissing?
21:54Because I had an ex who wanted to pee on me, and I wasn't grossed out.
21:58I mean, I just thought it was kind of silly.
22:00But that's me.
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:22Thank you for taking me to the art gallery last night.
22:25I thought you hated those pictures.
22:27No, no, it's just that I don't like them, that's all.
22:31But it was nice to be spending time with you.
22:34I mean, outside of working together.
22:39Would you like to go to dinner sometime?
22:41Is that like a date?
22:43Of course not.
22:44Good.
22:45I'll pick you up tomorrow night at 8 o'clock.
22:47Yeah.
22:48Ha ha.
22:49Ha ha.
22:52Hmm.
22:53I don't want to go, okay?
22:54Just stop asking me.
22:55Okay, fine.
22:56I was only inviting you to be nice.
22:58Besides, nobody even wants you there because you've been acting so fucking weird lately.
23:01Gabe?
23:04We have to be someplace.
23:06Get lost, Morticia.
23:07Shut up, peanut testicle.
23:11Fuck off.
23:12Both of you.
23:15What's his problem?
23:17What happened?
23:18He wants me to go to this party tomorrow.
23:19I'm just out in the mood.
23:22We can do something if you want.
23:23Actually, I gotta go to Barstow tomorrow and spend the night at my dad's.
23:28I ain't gonna ask him for money from my mom.
23:29Not that he's gonna give it to me, but...
23:34What, do you want company?
23:36Look, Claire, you don't have to keep taking care of me.
23:38I'm not.
23:40I just like hanging out.
23:43And we could just go for the drive, and then you go see your dad,
23:46and I'll stay in some, like, creepy motel and read a Stephen King book.
23:50Okay.
23:53Meet me after Fifth Period tomorrow by the gym.
23:55I'll see you next time.
23:58I'll see you next time.
24:00I'll see you next time.
24:01I'll see you next time.
24:03I'll see you next time.
24:08I'll see you next time.
24:10I'll see you next time.
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24:12I'll see you next time.
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24:14I'll see you next time.
24:14I'll see you next time.
24:15I'll see you next time.
24:15I'll see you next time.
24:16I'll see you next time.
24:17I'll see you next time.
24:19I'll see you next time.
24:22I'll see you next time.
24:36Oh, this is just what I need today.
24:38I see this is payback time for my missing your opening.
24:41Just shut up!
24:43Both of you, for once, just shut your fucking mouths.
24:46All that ever comes out of you is garbage, garbage, garbage.
24:49Okay.
24:50Good.
24:51We have a dialogue.
24:56Why did you get this?
24:57From his office?
24:59Every piece of data fiber he has on Brennan, it's all destroyed,
25:02so now he can go back to wherever the fuck he came from before you fucked her up.
25:04You're off the hook for him.
25:06Obviously, this has nothing to do with your missing show.
25:08Don't fucking talk about me like I'm not here!
25:11Even though I'm not, I never have been.
25:14Son, what's wrong? Just tell us.
25:16Oh, there's nothing wrong with me.
25:17No, I didn't tell my daughter to some smug, star-fucking psychiatrist
25:20so he can pick her apart like a goddamn cadaver
25:22and turn her into shit and garbage just like everything else you touch!
25:26Billy, sweetheart.
25:27You bitch!
25:28You're the fucking nurse!
25:29You want to tie us up?
25:30You want to lock us in a room and leave us to die?
25:32Well, you're the one that should die.
25:33You and him.
25:34You don't get to touch the children.
25:37There used to be an audience for this.
25:48Oh, boy.
25:49You can juice her, but you better let me take care of that skin.
25:54Hey, this guy has a really sinewy neck.
25:56Sinewy.
25:57I love saying that word, don't you?
25:59I don't know.
26:01I went out with this guy once.
26:02He had a really sinewy neck.
26:03He was a total animal in bed.
26:05I mean, the things he could do with his tongue.
26:08Of course, he thought he was God's gift to women.
26:10I guess in that one respect, he was.
26:12So do you like sinewy neck, David?
26:14I never really thought about it.
26:16Hey, I'm just trying to figure out your type.
26:18Believe me, I can tell you're single.
26:20And I know about a million people I can set you up with.
26:23So what kind of guys do you like?
26:25What makes you think that I like men?
26:27Oh, please.
26:28Let's not play that game.
26:31I think we should fire her.
26:32I've been thinking the same thing.
26:33Has she made a lot of mistakes?
26:35No.
26:36She's a little hard to take.
26:38She's a lot hard to take.
26:40Sometimes people are hard to take.
26:42But only because the first side they present to you is annoying or aggressive.
26:46Because they're nervous.
26:48And it's only after you spend some time with them, you realize maybe there's another side to them that's worth
26:52knowing.
26:56Or not.
26:57I have no idea what I'm talking about.
27:02Sorry I'm late.
27:04By the way, I won't be here for dinner tomorrow, so everyone's on their own.
27:08Actually, I'm going to be volunteering with the food distribution.
27:11Well, that leaves you and me.
27:12Claire, you want to go to the apple pan?
27:15Oh, can't.
27:16I have to do this astronomy overnight thing.
27:20The observatory for school.
27:21I didn't hear about this.
27:22I told you.
27:24Probably weren't listening.
27:25That's the type of thing I would listen to.
27:29David and Nate did it when they went to Bonaventure.
27:33David, you did this?
27:35Uh, yeah, I had to.
27:37You too, Nate?
27:38Yep.
27:38Back then, we thought Pluto was a planet.
27:41When did Pluto stop being a planet?
27:43A few months ago.
27:44Well, I suppose it's okay for you to go.
27:50Luckily, Gareth isn't going to press charges.
27:54But I did promise him that steps would be taken to remedy the situation.
27:58I wish I'd been there to see the look on Feinberg's face.
28:01I'm sure he started with his whole blinking thing.
28:03Brenda, we have a serious problem.
28:08Okay, I'll talk to Billy's doctor.
28:11See if he needs to be on different medication.
28:12Actually, we were thinking of something a little more involved.
28:15Your mother and I feel that he needs to go away for intensive therapy.
28:19There's a very good facility in Colorado.
28:22You want to put Billy in an institution?
28:24Oh, please.
28:24Let's not turn this into a 1950s B movie.
28:27This place is run by excellent psychiatric specialists who may have some, you know, creative solution to help Billy.
28:35You want to give Billy shock treatment?
28:37Darling, really?
28:38This dramatic streak.
28:40Aren't you a little old for it?
28:41Just for the record, electroconvulsive therapy has had a real resurgence in the last ten years with very impressive results.
28:47You can't do this.
28:48Your mother and I think it's best.
28:49Well, it certainly makes your lives easier.
28:51God forbid Billy should embarrass you in front of your stupid fat celebrity friends.
28:55Unfortunately, he's an adult, which means you can't have him committed unless he does something dangerous.
29:00Darling?
29:03We were thinking that if you talked to him, explained how it would help him...
29:07Fuck you both.
29:08You're out of your minds.
29:08You're out of your minds.
29:17Hi.
29:18I'm Angela.
29:19You must be Ruth.
29:20Yes.
29:28I spilled some beet salad on someone's wig, so David said I should eat up here.
29:32I got the stains out.
29:34Everyone in my family gets cancer, so...
29:37I know tons about taking care of wigs.
29:42Is that yours?
29:43The hair, I mean.
29:45As far as I know.
29:47It's beautiful.
29:51I don't want to be one of those menopausal women, you know, that goes all dykey with the butch haircut.
30:00Uh, so Nate says that you're dating a hairdresser.
30:04That is so lucky.
30:06If he's any good, I'd love to know if he could do anything with this mop.
30:09Does your boyfriend come around?
30:12He's not exactly my boyfriend.
30:15Oh, come on.
30:16You're blushing.
30:18Must be pretty serious.
30:20Is it?
30:20Is it serious?
30:22Or is it just hot sex?
30:25I'm really not in the mood to discuss my personal life.
30:32Oh.
30:49You have one new message.
30:52Hey, it's me.
30:55Look, it's better if I just go on myself.
30:57You should probably just not worry about it, okay?
31:01Thank you for trying to...
31:05Look, just...
31:08So that's, um...
31:10That's it, I guess.
31:13Goodbye, Clint.
31:19God, this is disgusting.
31:20You have crap in here from the 80s.
31:21Billy, I'll get a plumber.
31:22Somebody who actually knows what they're doing.
31:27Would you look at me?
31:28I'd really like to talk to you.
31:33I take it you spoke to Mom and Dad.
31:38Look, I don't know what happened that day.
31:40You know, I was on new meds.
31:41They weren't working.
31:42It wasn't my fault.
31:45But don't worry.
31:46You know, I'd already been to my doctor.
31:48And, uh, changed my dosage.
31:50And I already feel more even.
31:53Billy, I need to know if I should be worried about you.
31:58You shouldn't.
32:02I swear.
32:04Yeah?
32:05Yeah.
32:07Yeah.
32:31My God, you could eat off this skin.
32:35Angela does her job perfectly.
32:38What about those hairs at her mole?
32:40We could never have left those there.
32:42Angela had a long philosophical debate about it
32:44and decided the nieces would want to remember her exactly how she was.
32:49I'd like to know the meaning of this.
32:52Nikolai is picking me up to go to dinner.
32:54And I was planning to serve him sherry beforehand.
32:57I wanted to use the goblets I got from my cousin Hannah's trip to Dresden.
33:00Now I can't because someone broke this and hoped I wouldn't notice it.
33:03Which one of you did this?
33:04It wasn't me.
33:05Well, it wasn't me.
33:09It was Angela.
33:11Oh, it was definitely Angela.
33:17Hi.
33:23David, what are you doing here?
33:25I volunteer with these guys a couple times a week.
33:27All right.
33:28Just started.
33:29You need some help?
33:31Yeah, sure.
33:45David.
33:46David.
33:48David.
33:49I'm dying.
33:50No.
33:51You can't.
33:52Not before we make love one last time.
33:57Okay.
33:58I thought you were going to help.
34:03So, how have you been?
34:05Good.
34:05You?
34:06I'm okay.
34:09I've driven by this many more hundreds of times, but I never knew this place existed.
34:12It's the best restaurant in all of Los Angeles.
34:15And not outrageous prices, too.
34:16Cola?
34:18Cola!
34:20Not the island.
34:21What are the prices, sis?
34:23Hmm.
34:23You usually do not come in on Tuesday night.
34:26Well, I...
34:27Can we enjoy you?
34:28Please.
34:29Uh, uh, maybe another time.
34:32No, no.
34:33She said it's okay.
34:36So, you must be Nikki's special friend.
34:39We all keep hearing about.
34:40You must be thinking of someone else.
34:41No.
34:43You almost your husband.
34:44You work for Nikki.
34:46You used to fix that people.
34:48Oh.
34:49I suppose that is me.
34:54So, that guy I saw you with at the club, is that a serious thing?
34:58Eddie?
35:00Uh, not really.
35:02Not yet.
35:04Those drugs I saw you taking.
35:06Is that a serious thing?
35:07No.
35:08No.
35:09I just tried them once.
35:10I don't think I'll be trying them again.
35:12I'm glad to hear you say that.
35:14You know what that shit has done to my sister.
35:16To seriously fuck up your life, David.
35:20I'd hate to see that happen.
35:23It was stupid.
35:23I know.
35:24I was just...
35:28You know, Rico left.
35:29It was just Nate and me.
35:30Not that it's an excuse.
35:35So, what's up with that kid I saw you with at the club?
35:37Let's just say it was a learning experience.
35:39Everyone else has gone home.
35:40I don't know what you two are waiting for.
35:43David, this isn't one of your regular shifts.
35:46Is there any special reason you showed up here tonight?
35:49No.
35:52Oh.
35:53Well.
35:57Well, good night, you two.
35:59Good night.
36:03You hungry?
36:05I'm always hungry.
36:09I'm always hungry.
36:10Oh, my God!
36:12Oh, my God!
36:13Oh, my God!
36:13Get my life!
36:21Hey!
36:23You're my son!
36:26Oh, my God!
36:39Thank you!
36:39You fucking bitch. I would like to tear your heart out like you have torn out mine.
36:47There's supposed to be a picture of Nate peeing on a wall.
36:50I see it.
36:51I don't.
36:53Four from the left.
36:55Oh my God.
36:57What did your mom say when she saw that?
36:59She was kind of horrified, I think.
37:02Where's your mom?
37:05She's...
37:06Dating. It's weird.
37:09Dating. Why?
37:10Because she's my mother. She's not supposed to date.
37:15People should be with people.
37:19Yeah, sometimes people are just too stupid to know it.
37:29How's your taco?
37:32Disgusting.
37:38I had no idea about you and Nikolai.
37:40For six years.
37:42Every Saturday night.
37:43I cook for him dinner.
37:45And then he take me to a $2.50 movie on Fairfax.
37:49Then you come along.
37:50And he stop calling.
37:51I have to see every goddamn film this Freddie Prinze Jr. does.
37:57And what do I have to show for it?
37:59I'm sorry.
38:02Do you want to marry Nikki or not?
38:07Marriage is the last thing I would ever want again.
38:10Maybe I have an amusing flirtation with Nikolai.
38:13But he scares me.
38:16Best of all, I have this job.
38:18Something I never would have predicted for myself.
38:22And I love it.
38:23Because it's mine.
38:30I would never do anything to jeopardize that.
38:36Which means I should probably just finish dinner with Nikolai.
38:40And go home.
38:48I've had the best time coming to this funny restaurant and having you yell at me in the bathroom.
38:59Do you realize the whole time we were going out, I was never in your bedroom at night?
39:06Well, you're here now, aren't you?
39:20Well, this is not the David I know.
39:22Maybe this is the real me.
39:24I'm not sure we should, um...
39:25Why not?
39:26Well, I'm kind of seeing somebody right now.
39:28I don't care.
39:29Well, I do.
39:32Come on, David!
39:35Please, why'd you even come up here if you weren't into something happening?
39:38To talk to you.
39:39See what you were doing.
39:41Be friends.
39:42I don't want to be friends.
39:43I want to fuck.
39:43Well, I'm not into that.
39:47Can't we just have sex?
39:48It doesn't have to mean anything.
39:51It's getting late.
39:53You should just go.
39:57You take care of yourself.
40:14Blair, what are you doing here?
40:16I thought David and I covered for you so you could be out having fun.
40:20What's wrong?
40:22Shit, there's this really big hole in my sock.
40:31Maybe Gabe just wanted to be alone.
40:32I know.
40:35See your boyfriend?
40:36No.
40:40Just...
40:42He needs me.
40:44For the first time in my life, I felt important.
40:48Like someone needed me.
40:50You know, like, not just like some annoying extra person just lumped in with everyone else.
40:55No one's ever needed me.
40:58I need you.
40:59Right.
41:06I felt this really intense connection.
41:10Now it's gone.
41:13And I want him back.
41:18I want him back.
41:22Is there something wrong with me?
41:24Is there something about me that makes me deserve something like this?
41:27Deserve what?
41:28Just feeling really close to someone and having him just disappear.
41:33Like, I mean nothing.
41:36Clara.
41:37Gabe just went to visit his father for a day.
41:42I think you're talking about Dad.
41:47Look, we never talk about him.
41:50That's okay.
41:51That's what you want.
41:52But at some point, you're going to have to deal with how you feel.
41:56Oh, God.
41:57Can I just get upset without having to focus on what's really making me upset?
42:03Well, it worked for me for three, four years.
42:07Hey.
42:13Hey, who's this?
42:16Jim.
42:16Who's this?
42:18Steve.
42:19So, what do you look like?
42:21I'm 6'2", 190 pounds.
42:23I'm a professional boxer.
42:25Yeah?
42:25What's your dick like?
42:26Nine and a half inches uncut.
42:29So, what are you looking for?
42:30A nasty top to fuck my brains out.
42:32Found him.
42:33Now get on your knees and suck my cock, boy.
42:35Oh, fuck.
42:36Yes, sir.
42:39Yes.
42:39I don't care what time it is.
42:40I need to be with someone.
42:42Someone?
42:42That's comforting.
42:44Okay, I want to talk to you.
42:48If this is about Billy, I can't.
42:51I've done nothing but talk about Billy for two days.
42:59Well, what's happening with him?
43:05Look.
43:10I know this is really hard for you.
43:14I've had some time to calm down about the picture so you can just spill your guts to me, okay?
43:22I promise not to make it about me.
43:27I'm too tired.
43:31You know what?
43:35I love you and I need you.
43:39And it's okay for you to need me, too.
43:40I want you to need me.
43:48I'm doing the best I can.
44:12Rough nights, Dad?
44:15You're fired.
44:22Fuck.
44:26Brenda!
44:28Brenda, I know you're home.
44:29Your car's out front.
44:31I don't know what's so strange about a spontaneous brunch.
44:34I think it's fun.
44:36It's weird.
44:38You don't do things like this.
44:40You pay people to do things like this.
44:44Ah.
44:44Hello, Nate.
44:45Hey.
44:46Now I see why you're so upset that I'm here.
44:48My mother has come over to see if I talked Billy into committing himself.
44:53She just loves saying that.
44:55It makes her father and I sound more like monsters.
44:57Well, I didn't do it.
44:58And I'm not going to.
44:59God damn it!
45:03I asked for chives and they give me this veggie crap.
45:13Brenda.
45:16There's something you don't know about Billy.
45:18Oh.
45:19Here we go.
45:22You know, when you were in Europe that summer, Billy didn't try to kill himself.
45:31What?
45:33Your father and I had gotten back from a conference to find our house on fire.
45:37It started right below the family room.
45:39Remember we had it redone when you were away?
45:41Yeah.
45:42But, uh, Billy was...
45:44I went to visit him in the hospital.
45:45He was there all summer.
45:46Your father and I put him there.
45:48We had no choice.
45:50That fire wasn't accidental, Brenda.
45:52He was making a bomb.
45:53God, this is getting really fucking desperate, Mother.
45:55What, now Billy's the Unabomber?
45:57He had written things.
45:59Ugly, violent things about your father and me.
46:02About you.
46:03He was dangerous.
46:06You let me believe for all these years that Billy tried to kill himself.
46:11We were only trying to protect you, honey.
46:16Get out of my house.
46:18Get out of my house, you fucking lunatic!
46:25It's a wonder I'm even alive considering the mothering skills you have.
46:28You're like fucking Medea.
46:30Dave, this is a really bad time.
46:33You know what the really sick thing is, Mother?
46:37Yeah, I have no idea what you've done to me.
46:40Brenda.
46:41Brenda, hang on.
46:43I'll call you later, Nate.
46:44When that fucking asshole's out of my house.
46:45Dave, I gotta go.
46:49What, you fired her already?
46:51Oh, for Christ's sake.
46:54What, you should have lined up somebody else first.
46:56And why are you whispering?
46:56I'm hiding up here until she finishes Mrs. Sarno.
47:00So which of those other people did you like best?
47:02Look, let's not make any quick decisions.
47:04I guess I could probably live with the panic attack guy.
47:08Uh, I've got a better idea.
47:13Here we go.
47:15Bad talent?
47:16No, no, everyone's at lunch except for me and Pam.
47:19You're one of the fishers, aren't you?
47:27Cigarette break.
47:28But I gotta be back and done
47:28because I told Gilardi I'd have this one done
47:30when he got back.
47:33The subscriber you've called
47:34is outside the service.
47:40All right, let's go.
47:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:12Holy fucking hell.
48:16Here, let me help you.
48:23Shit.
48:26I don't know why I brought so much stuff here.
48:29I guess I'm just a nester.
48:35I should have told you that I broke the goblet.
48:38It was a gift from my cousin.
48:40Yeah, a trick to Dresden, I heard.
48:44I don't know why I didn't just tell you.
48:47It's totally unlike me.
48:49I usually just say whatever I'm thinking.
48:51I noticed.
48:54But I saw that broken glass,
48:56and I just was overcome with this feeling
49:00that it was better to just ignore it,
49:04just pretend that it didn't happen.
49:07And I get that feeling from all of you here.
49:11Everyone is so fragile and can't be able to hear anything.
49:18Is that everything?
49:19I mean, all I did was try to fix David up with this guy,
49:23and I thought he was going to kill me.
49:25I mean, I never met anyone who was so uptight about being gay.
49:38You know something?
49:41I never worked in a funeral home that was this depressing.
49:53Tell me you're happier here, and I'll go.
49:55It's not perfect.
49:57These body farms are a fucking assembly line.
50:00And I've got, like, 12 idiots breathing down my neck.
50:02Well, at Fisher & Sons, you only get two of those the most.
50:05And Gilardi lied to me.
50:07My hours are nothing like he said they'd be.
50:10And the work here is just not even as challenging, you know?
50:15Nate,
50:18it was Croner who burned down the house across the street.
50:23And Gilardi's told people that he's not done
50:24trying to drive you guys out of business.
50:26Does that mean it doesn't make sense for you to come back?
50:29No, but if I do, you have to match what I'm making here.
50:32Plus, guarantee me flexible hours for picking up Julio
50:34and helping out when the baby comes.
50:36Done.
50:36And if I do decide to come back,
50:40it's not for good.
50:44I'm never going to become a partner, am I?
50:48I can't offer you that.
50:51Unless you want to marry Claire.
50:55Uh, no, thank you.
50:59Okay, I can start in a couple of days.
51:02That makes me very happy, and it'll make David very happy.
51:05Man, hey,
51:07I heard just a picture of you in a gallery peeing.
51:10Is that true?
51:13I just wanted to get Gabe's father's number so I could talk to him.
51:17Well, why would Gabe's stepfather know where Gabe was?
51:20No, his father, the one who lives in Barstow.
51:24Yeah, Gabe's father died when he was four.
51:29Oh.
51:30Yeah.
51:32Oh, if you should run into Gabe,
51:34would you tell him I really don't appreciate it staying out all night?
51:40Okay.
51:43So that's, um,
51:45that's it, I guess.
51:48Goodbye, Claire.
51:50Mrs. Demas?
51:52Mrs. Demas?
51:54Mrs. Demas?
51:56Mrs. Demas?