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00:01Dark eyes
00:02That walk
00:05In deep end of
00:07You hear me?
00:10Dark dark eyes
00:12Love so well
00:16Dark dark eyes
00:18A long
00:18So good
00:21How alone
00:23Dark dark eyes
00:30Hello
00:32Hello
00:32Hi may I speak with Joe Marty please
00:34Speaking
00:34Joe glad I caught you
00:36Oh is this a sales call
00:37I just want to let you know
00:39That a representative
00:40From America Tech
00:40Final Windows
00:41I am not interested
00:43There's absolutely
00:44No obligation to buy anything
00:45Oh look
00:46I said no
00:46For a limited time
00:47We're offering interest
00:48Hey
00:49Goodbye asshole
00:51Fuck
00:52He's got a gun
00:54Get down
00:57Hey
00:58Remember me
01:14Daniel what the hell
01:16Oh my god
01:18Please
01:18No please
01:20Fuck you
01:21Louise
01:22Oh my god
01:24No
01:25Oh my god
01:26Oh my god
01:29Please
01:29Oh my god
01:31Oh my god
01:41No
01:41No, no, no!
01:51Hello?
01:53Hello?
02:27Is this okay?
02:28Yeah.
02:31Are you sure you're comfortable?
02:32Aren't you?
02:33Do you want to get on top?
02:36I don't have to.
02:37You want me to?
02:37If you want to.
02:38But I'm fine like this.
02:41Shh.
02:42No.
02:44Maya's right there.
02:46She's not looking.
02:47Yeah, I know, but...
02:48Hi, this is Lisa.
02:50And Nate.
02:50And Maya.
02:52And we're the Fisher family.
02:55Leave a message.
02:57Hi, Lisa.
02:58It's Carol.
02:59Please pick up if you're there.
03:02Don't know where else you could be.
03:04Both your cars are in my driveway.
03:07Listen, I need muffins.
03:09Corn muffins.
03:10I have an intense craving for miniature corn muffins.
03:14Please!
03:15This is my one hour a day to eat carbs.
03:18Shut up.
03:20Stop ignoring me.
03:22Don't make it a muffin.
03:23Don't make it a muffin.
03:25Hello.
03:25Don't do it.
03:27The flowers that bloom in the spring.
03:29Tra-la.
03:29We promise a merry sunshine.
03:31As we merrily dance and we sing.
03:33Tra-la.
03:33We welcome the hope that they bring.
03:35Tra-la.
03:36Of a summer of roses and wine.
03:38Of a summer of roses and wine.
03:40That's great.
03:41And that's what we mean when we say that a thing is welcome as flowers that bloom in the spring.
03:46David.
03:47Tra-la-la-la-la-la.
03:49Tra-la-la-la-la-la.
03:50David.
03:51It's a little early.
03:52Sorry.
03:53I just want to make sure I get it right.
03:54Some of the guys in this chorus are so good.
03:56One of them even recorded with Chanticleer.
03:58You sound great.
04:00I even dreamed about singing last night.
04:02You weren't just dreaming.
04:03Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:06Oh, God.
04:07Punch me next time.
04:08I did.
04:10What happened to your uniform?
04:12I toured getting a frisbee out of a tree.
04:14Why were you...
04:15That's what security guards do, David.
04:17We help people.
04:22I'm leaving.
04:23Do you think you'd like beef blast pizza rolls?
04:27Um, I doubt it.
04:28Me neither.
04:29But with a double coupon, it's practically free.
04:32Maybe the boys will like them.
04:34I might not be home tonight.
04:37Take a sweater.
04:40You've reached the Fisher family.
04:41I'll leave a message.
04:44Ruth, are you there?
04:46It's Sarah.
04:48I'm just checking in on you.
04:49I know what a drag it is when you're out of work.
04:51Thought you might want to come up to Topanga for the day.
04:55I could make some of Aunt May's German potato salad.
04:58I know you like that.
05:00Call me.
05:01Bye.
05:02You liked her potato salad.
05:04I hated it.
05:10It just...
05:12It just never occurs to you
05:14that a madman will walk into your husband's office
05:19and suddenly
05:22he's gone.
05:24Of course not.
05:28And then there's telling the children.
05:30We have two girls.
05:32Twelve and sixteen.
05:36What should I say to them?
05:38To make them feel better?
05:41What?
05:45Oh, well, you could...
05:50Hello?
05:51Glad you could make it, Nate.
05:54This is Dorothy Millen.
05:55Nate Fisher.
05:57This is my partner.
06:00I'm very sorry about your husband.
06:04I know those are just words.
06:08But we'll work together with you
06:09to give him a fitting tribute.
06:14Everything's already been taken care of.
06:17We're done.
06:19Okay.
06:21Now let me walk you to your car.
06:33I didn't even go to my prom.
06:36Somebody asked me,
06:37I probably would have freaked out.
06:38I took Nancy Pollard.
06:40She smelled like fried chicken.
06:42Why?
06:43I don't know.
06:44She just did.
06:48I got a bottle of champagne
06:49with my friend Parker.
06:51And we climbed the fence to school
06:53and we just sat in the quad
06:54and got drunk
06:55and said good fucking bye
06:57to high school.
06:58Nice.
06:59Then we both totally started crying.
07:02Why?
07:05I don't know.
07:07I guess we were like
07:08saying goodbye to our childhood
07:09or whatever.
07:12It just seemed sad.
07:17Yeah?
07:18I mean, I hated fucking high school.
07:21But still,
07:22it was my life
07:24and it was all I knew.
07:26It was just over.
07:31God,
07:32could I be any more pathetic?
07:33You're not pathetic.
07:35You're just sensitive.
07:37I know.
07:38I'm too sensitive.
07:40No.
07:41You're perfect.
07:45What time do you have to get up?
07:48Oh.
07:50Oh, fuck.
07:51I have to get up in like three hours.
07:52I haven't even done the assignment yet.
07:54You keep distracting me.
07:56I keep distracting you.
07:57Yeah, my hands are like
07:58magnetically drawn to your dick.
08:01What is the assignment?
08:03I have to read and critique
08:06some theoretical conceptual bullshit.
08:08Maybe take all the boring classes
08:10with theory before they let you
08:11do anything cool with clay.
08:12I know exactly how you feel.
08:14No, you don't.
08:16That's why I dropped out of music school.
08:17All I wanted to do
08:18was write great music.
08:20But they had me
08:21studying all this shit
08:22that had nothing to do
08:23with anything.
08:24They try to program your mind
08:26so you're exactly
08:27like everyone else.
08:29Don't let them do that to you.
08:31You're too talented.
08:34You think so?
08:36What?
08:37Think I like you
08:38just because you have
08:39the softest skin
08:40I've ever felt?
08:42I don't know.
08:45You're amazing, Claire.
08:54Hello, beautiful ladies.
08:56Good morning.
08:56Thank you for letting me sleep in.
08:57Sure.
09:00Does your brother
09:00like eggplant?
09:02Um, I don't know.
09:04I guess.
09:05I figured we could
09:06grill some salmon tonight.
09:08I just don't know what else.
09:09Is that tonight?
09:11Yes.
09:12Can we cancel?
09:13It was your idea.
09:14Mm-hmm.
09:15It sounded good at the time,
09:17but I see David
09:18at work every day.
09:19It's not like I'm dying
09:20to spend some quality time
09:21with Keith.
09:22You wanted David
09:23to see Maya.
09:25Okay, you're right.
09:26I'll do it.
09:28Hey, your Uncle David's
09:29coming over.
09:29Won't that be fun?
09:30Huh?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Yeah.
09:33I'm going to try once more.
09:35Please.
09:38I'm going to try once more.
09:40Oh, great.
09:43Lisa, you're being careful, right?
09:45I'm being very delicate.
09:47Hey, Maya.
09:51Maya.
09:54Honey, really,
09:54I think you're going too deep.
09:55Nate, you worry too much.
09:57Just because you deal
09:58with people dying every day.
09:59Look, I've noticed
10:00that sometimes
10:01after you clean her ears,
10:02she doesn't respond as quickly.
10:03So you think I've injured her?
10:04Of course not.
10:05I'm just saying that
10:05maybe there's some ringing
10:07in her ears
10:07after you clean them.
10:08Nate, I know whether
10:09my child can hear or not,
10:10and she can hear.
10:11She's been tested,
10:12and she can hear.
10:13Right.
10:14Your child.
10:15I didn't mean...
10:16Look, I know I'm just the father,
10:17but I'm every bit
10:17as committed to her
10:18as you are.
10:18Nate.
10:19I'm just trying to help.
10:21You get to work.
10:29You reached the Fisher family.
10:30Please leave a message.
10:34Ruth, it's Sarah.
10:36I'm disappointed
10:37you didn't call back.
10:39I'll be honest.
10:40I was trying to trick you
10:41into coming out here.
10:42I need you.
10:44I hurt my back,
10:46and I'm all alone.
10:47What did you do?
10:49I fell off a ladder.
10:51Have you seen a doctor?
10:53He told me to stay in bed,
10:55and he gave me a prescription
10:57for Vicodin.
10:59What do you need me to do?
11:00Pick it up for me.
11:03Give me the address
11:04of the pharmacy.
11:05Oh, Ruth.
11:07I knew I could count on you.
11:09Oh.
11:15Are you doing this with me?
11:17Yes.
11:19I can do it myself, David.
11:21Well, I'm sure that's true,
11:22but Nate and I have found
11:23it's helpful to have
11:24two people in there.
11:26Why?
11:26So one of you can sleep late?
11:31And of course,
11:31we'll place an obituary notice
11:33in the paper.
11:34No.
11:36We'd like to keep this private,
11:38and as simple as possible.
11:41You see this kind of thing
11:43on TV,
11:44and you think,
11:46oh, my God,
11:47those poor people.
11:49But now it's happening to us,
11:51and we have to see it
11:56every time we turn on.
12:05We knew that Daniel
12:06was a troubled boy,
12:08but we really thought
12:09he was getting better.
12:11Your son
12:13isn't the one
12:13who did the shooting.
12:15Yes.
12:16I'm sorry.
12:17We can't possibly...
12:18Imagine what you
12:19must be going through.
12:22But you can rest assured
12:23we will do everything
12:24we can to help you
12:25through this dark time.
12:31Fisher and Sons
12:32has never turned down
12:33a funeral,
12:34and neither will Fisher and Diaz.
12:35Oh, that's great.
12:36That's great.
12:37So you know what?
12:37When Dorothy Milne
12:38is crying over her husband's casket,
12:40I'll be sure to tell her
12:41that you're in the next room
12:41a range of flowers
12:42around the fucking man
12:43who killed her.
12:43The services will be held
12:44on different days.
12:45There will be no conflict.
12:46Oh, come on, man.
12:48I know you like to make a buck,
12:49but isn't this going a little far?
12:50It's got nothing to do with it.
12:53The funeral isn't for the deceased.
12:54It's for the living.
12:55Oh, really?
12:56Yeah, yeah.
12:56I read the same book as you.
12:59Do you think
13:00Mr. and Mrs. Showalter
13:01are in any less pain
13:02than Dorothy Milne?
13:03Maybe I don't give a shit.
13:05Maybe if they did a better job
13:06in raising their kid,
13:07he wouldn't have killed
13:07all those people.
13:08Rico, you can't blame them.
13:09Yes, I can blame them,
13:10and I do.
13:17Well, whether you like it or not,
13:18this is your job.
13:19You're going to have to
13:19put your feelings aside.
13:21Now I need you to go to the morgue
13:22and pick up his body.
13:23Fuck you.
13:23You pick it up.
13:24It's got nothing to do with this.
13:49Oh, hello.
13:50I'm Ruth, Sarah's sister.
13:51Well, too bad you didn't get here
13:52five minutes ago.
13:53You could have cleaned up her puke.
13:55Oh, I'm Bettina.
13:56Come on in.
13:59Sarah, your sister's here.
14:10Ruth, my goodness,
14:12you look awful.
14:14Bettina, can we have
14:15a moment alone?
14:17Why?
14:18Because she's my sister,
14:19and we need to talk.
14:21What's in the bag?
14:22It's just some things
14:24I asked her to bring for me.
14:26The lip balm,
14:27hair clips,
14:28strawberries.
14:29Well, no.
14:30Fork it over.
14:31Ruth!
14:31Hey!
14:32Can you help me?
14:34I must be healed.
14:35Shut your shaggy mouth.
14:36Girl, goddamn tape it shut.
14:38Goodness, what's going on?
14:39Ruth, please.
14:41Do I have to carry you
14:42back to the bed,
14:43or are you going to
14:43walk by yourself?
14:45Huh?
14:45Huh?
14:50Bitch.
14:54Give me the bag.
14:55It's her Vicodin.
14:56She has a prescription.
14:58Of course she does.
14:59She has Vicodin prescriptions
15:00in half the pharmacies
15:01in L.A.
15:01Oh.
15:05Your sister's into
15:06her second day
15:06of withdrawal.
15:07She begged me
15:08to make sure
15:09she got through it,
15:10no matter what!
15:11Fuck that I was high.
15:16I'm sorry, Keith.
15:17I'm having problems
15:18at the morgue.
15:19Why didn't you
15:20call me before?
15:21Because I didn't know
15:21this was going to
15:22take so long.
15:23I'm sorry.
15:24Oh.
15:25Fine, whatever.
15:26I'll see you tonight.
15:29I can't make it.
15:31I'm sorry for
15:31wasting your time.
15:32You don't need to leave.
15:33You and I can talk.
15:38We can do that?
15:40Sure.
15:40Why not?
15:45Okay.
15:49Tell me about
15:49that phone call.
15:51How did it make you feel?
15:54Pissed off.
15:55But I'm working
15:56on my anger
15:57management technique.
15:58I'm taking a lot
15:59of deep breaths.
16:00That's good.
16:02Have you been feeling
16:03a lot of anger
16:03toward David lately?
16:04I've been giving myself
16:05so many damn timeouts
16:06I haven't been feeling
16:07too much of anything.
16:07Just numb.
16:08Maybe this is a good time
16:09to let some of that anger out.
16:12I'm fine.
16:15Pretend David's sitting
16:16right there next to you.
16:17What do you want
16:18to say to him?
16:20Anything that comes
16:21to mind?
16:27Relax.
16:28Stop trying so hard.
16:29You're making me nervous.
16:32What other things
16:33would you like to tell him
16:34that you don't like
16:35about him?
16:42I hate your stupid
16:43little buckwheat pillow.
16:45And I hate your
16:46nose spray.
16:47I hate the way you eat.
16:48You take little bitty bites
16:49and then you put your fork
16:51down after every little bite
16:52like you're some fucking prince.
16:53I hate the way you always
16:54want to fall asleep
16:55with your head on my shoulder.
16:56Your head is heavy.
16:59I hate the way you always
17:00make me feel like I'm my father
17:01by letting me walk
17:01fuck all over you.
17:08What?
17:11You know,
17:11I always thought
17:12by being gay
17:12I'd avoid fucking my mother
17:13but I guess
17:14that's not the case.
17:18Have you thought
17:19about seeing a therapist
17:20on your own?
17:29Wow, this is great.
17:30What's my polenta?
17:32You like it?
17:32It's delicious.
17:39Hello?
17:39Hi, it's Carol.
17:43Hello?
17:44Lisa?
17:45I'm at Mark Harmon
17:46and Pam Dauber's place
17:46in the mountains.
17:47Listen,
17:48their cook knows nothing.
17:48I need you to walk
17:49him through your
17:50bath of vinaigrette.
17:51Right now?
17:52Yes,
17:53the salad's waiting.
17:56What?
17:58I gotta deal with this.
17:59Okay, go ahead.
18:00I'll start the grill.
18:00I still have a load
18:01of laundry to do.
18:02I'll do it.
18:02Go.
18:04Lisa?
18:05Elise?
18:06Lisa?
18:07I'm sorry about this, Maura.
18:09Oh, God, me too.
18:10You still there?
18:10I just worry about Maya.
18:11I get so scared
18:12something's gonna go wrong.
18:13Nothing's gonna go wrong.
18:14Salad dressing.
18:16I know, Maya's
18:16the best mom in the world.
18:18Hello?
18:19Uh-huh.
18:20I need dressing.
18:22I mean,
18:23Gabe was definitely
18:24exciting
18:26in kind of a sick way,
18:27but
18:28I think Phil's like
18:29the only guy
18:29who's ever really
18:30understood me.
18:31That's cool.
18:32Not even my imaginary
18:33friends understand me.
18:35Maybe they do.
18:36They just don't like me.
18:37I think you need
18:38better imaginary friends.
18:39No, I think
18:40they're the best I can do.
18:42So, uh,
18:42what do you really like
18:43about this guy?
18:46I don't know.
18:47He's sweet.
18:49He's hot.
18:50Nice.
18:51He's got his own band.
18:53It's Keanu Reeves,
18:54isn't it?
18:54Yes, exactly.
18:55You know what?
18:57Come on, Claire.
18:58Those are superficial things.
19:01And you seem like
19:02anything but superficial,
19:03so what do you
19:04really like about him?
19:07Oh.
19:09Well,
19:10I like the way
19:11he treats me.
19:12You know,
19:13he makes me feel good.
19:14Like I'm kind of okay.
19:17Like I'm
19:18smart and
19:20talented
19:20and pretty.
19:23Hello.
19:25Totally embarrassed now.
19:26No, no, no.
19:27Women tell me
19:28this kind of thing
19:28all the time.
19:29I'm the guy who listens.
19:31Yeah.
19:32You do listen.
19:34That's really nice
19:35about you.
19:36I really like
19:37talking to you.
19:38I like listening to you.
19:39Well,
19:39I hope I could go
19:40both ways.
19:41If you're dating anyone,
19:42you can totally
19:43talk to me.
19:44Thanks,
19:44but no,
19:44I'm not dating.
19:45No dating.
19:47I think I'm kind
19:47of allergic,
19:48actually.
19:49I start itching
19:50and I swell up
19:51and bleed profusely.
19:55But no,
19:56it sounds really nice
19:58having somebody
19:58in your life
19:59that makes you
19:59hate yourself less.
20:00You could use that.
20:01Oh, come on.
20:03I mean,
20:03you're great.
20:04No, I wasn't fishing.
20:05I'm serious, Russell.
20:06I think you're great.
20:08Tell me that
20:08when it's
20:09two in the morning
20:10and I'm laying in bed
20:11and I'm eating
20:11my fourth bowl
20:13of cereal
20:13and I'm just
20:14beating myself up
20:15for some
20:17stupid thing
20:17I said in eighth grade.
20:20What kind of cereal?
20:22Captain Crunch.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:24I think we're twins.
20:31I don't know.
20:32This whole
20:33oops impregnant thing
20:34still sounds
20:34kind of suspicious
20:35to me.
20:35I'm just surprised
20:36he married her.
20:38But if Nate's happy,
20:39that's all I care about.
20:42So you're still
20:42mad at me
20:43about this morning?
20:44I'm really sorry
20:44I missed therapy.
20:45No.
20:46I was happy
20:47you weren't there.
20:48Frank was, too.
20:49Frank loves me.
20:51Yeah, but he thinks
20:51you've got a lot of work
20:52to do on yourself.
20:53That's so not true.
20:56I mean, maybe it's true,
20:57but he'd never say that.
20:59So did you talk
21:00about me the whole time?
21:01Well, after we both
21:02decided that you were
21:02a hopeless,
21:03passive-aggressive
21:04guilt sponge,
21:04we decided to move on
21:05to more important things.
21:07God, I'm never
21:07going to miss therapy again.
21:10Bet you won't, bitch.
21:19Whoa, whoa.
21:23Hey, Dave, how are you?
21:25Good to see you.
21:25You guys.
21:26Keith, good to see you.
21:30I used to just burn
21:31the fuck out of everything
21:32until I discovered
21:33the miracle of low,
21:34even heat.
21:38The secret is
21:39mesquite wood chips.
21:40How to use mesquite.
21:42Oh, man,
21:43that's just a gimmick.
21:44It's the marinade
21:45that makes all the difference.
21:47I just like wearing
21:48the apron.
21:49Nate,
21:51where'd you put
21:52her blue blankie?
21:53It took forever
21:54to put her down.
21:55You know she can't
21:55sleep without it.
21:56I didn't put it anywhere.
21:57I couldn't find it.
21:58What'd you give
21:59for Mr. Fat Fanny?
22:00She likes him.
22:01He's in her sweet
22:01little hands.
22:03All right.
22:06I think we're ready.
22:08All right.
22:09I'm going to go wash up.
22:11Where's your little
22:11boys' room?
22:13The bathroom is
22:14in the back
22:14behind that kitchen.
22:16Don't flush the toilet.
22:17We don't want to wake Maya.
22:20So, how's the choir going?
22:23Well, it's not a choir.
22:24It's a chorus.
22:25But it's going well.
22:26Great.
22:27Can't wait to hear you.
22:28No eggplant for me.
22:31I'll take this.
22:34Mozzarella?
22:35Yes.
22:36Yes.
22:39Yes.
22:39Yes.
22:41Okay.
22:43Okay.
22:47Yes.
22:48Can't wait?
22:51Hastings.
22:56Okay.
23:01So,
23:01do you have to clean andmap?
23:02Yes.
23:02Yes.
23:04Yes.
23:05Is that good?
23:14Great.
23:15I'll go.
23:20What did I miss?
23:21You woke the baby.
23:23I wasn't asleep.
23:24Yes, it was.
23:26It wasn't.
23:26It looked at me when I went in.
23:27Damn, I told him not to flush.
23:29Maybe he had to flush.
23:30David said he had that irritable bowel thing.
23:34Why'd you tell him that?
23:35It just came up.
23:36Well, please, don't discuss my private stuff with anyone.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40We're never going to get her back to sleep.
23:41By the way, I only peed.
23:43You shouldn't have flushed.
23:44It wasn't asleep.
24:02That song has never sounded so quickly before.
24:28You've got to be kidding me.
24:30What's he doing here?
24:31Hey, wasn't my idea.
24:34Ooh, look at you and your fancy fucking suit.
24:37I knew I never should have hired you.
24:38No, what you shouldn't have done is fire me.
24:40You were a fuck-up.
24:42Oh, Jesus.
24:43Could you have made the hole a little bigger?
24:44Why can't you guys shoot yourselves in the heart once in a while?
24:47Maybe I was trying to make a statement.
24:51Besides, it's really not my problem.
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53Nothing's your problem.
24:54Lonely dead man.
24:56You had a wife and kids, asshole.
24:57Lucky him.
24:58I didn't have shit.
24:59So whose fault is that?
25:00You couldn't even show up to work on time.
25:02Maybe if you hadn't been such a goddamn prick.
25:04You know, it's because of people like you that I had to do this.
25:07What are you saying?
25:08This isn't my fault?
25:09I'm just saying, a guy can only take so much before he snaps.
25:13Hey, hey.
25:15You know, we all have to deal with a lot of shit.
25:18All right?
25:19But when I snap, I throw something.
25:21Or I punch a wall.
25:22I don't pick up a shotgun and start killing people.
25:25Yeah.
25:27So far.
25:32God, it feels so good to sit here and do absolutely nothing.
25:35You relax all the time.
25:38You have to.
25:46So how do you like your new job, Keith?
25:49Oh, well, it pretty much sucks.
25:53It's temporary.
25:54We're both going through a lot of changes right now.
25:57Well, all good, though.
25:59So how's the therapy going?
26:02Um, good.
26:04Good.
26:05We're not fighting so much.
26:06I mean, we never really fought that much, but, you know, we're getting along much better.
26:11Nate and I never fight.
26:13Never?
26:14No.
26:16You two have never had a fight?
26:21Not really.
26:22I don't know how you do it.
26:24We've known each other for so long, I guess.
26:27We just understand each other.
26:32Even so, I would think having a baby had so much stress.
26:36No, actually, having a baby helps put everything in perspective.
26:39You'll see when you have kids.
26:41If we have kids.
26:44Knock, knock.
26:44Knock, knock.
26:45Oh, look.
26:46A party.
26:47Hello.
26:48I'm Carol, Lisa's boss.
26:50Keith.
26:51I'm David Fisher.
26:52This is my house.
26:54Well, you're back early.
26:56There's nothing to do in the mountains.
26:57Nothing.
26:58I mean, uh, like fresh air is such a big deal.
27:02At least no one parks in my driveway there.
27:04Oh, should we move?
27:05Lisa, I would love some cinnamon toast and a cup of tea.
27:08Would you wait just a little bit?
27:10You would not believe the day I've had.
27:13Who is my most bitter enemy?
27:14The one person I hate most in the world.
27:17We're having a little get-together.
27:19Melissa Gilbert.
27:21And who opens the door at Mark and Pam's house?
27:23That's right.
27:24Melissa Gilbert.
27:26It was like staring at evil itself.
27:29Carol, you're not listening to me.
27:30Honey, I heard you.
27:31You're having a party.
27:33They've had you all day.
27:34I need you right now.
27:36Bring my toast up to my bath and I'll tell you how I made Melissa cry.
27:44Go ahead.
27:45We're fine.
27:49Man, can you believe, Lisa?
27:51I've never met anyone whose self-perception is so far removed from reality.
27:54Keith.
27:56What were you talking about in there?
27:57If we have kids?
27:59Just what I said.
28:00If we have kids.
28:02I thought we decided a long time ago that we'd have kids.
28:04When did this change?
28:05Who are you kidding?
28:07We're in therapy now to see if we can even exist as a couple.
28:10Everything about us is if.
28:12That shouldn't change our goals.
28:15I'm just being realistic.
28:17I don't want to put myself in a situation where I end up turning into my father.
28:24I guess maybe I'm a little more optimistic about our future than you are.
28:28Oh, get real.
28:29You and I are living day to day and you know it.
28:40Oh, God.
28:41I'm breathing.
28:43Oh, God.
28:43This sucks.
28:44I'm dying.
28:45Give me a pass.
28:47Give me a Klonopin.
28:48You wanted to do this natural.
28:49I already gave you the Kava Kava and the Valerian root.
28:51See, they're not doing shit.
28:52Give me a Klonopin.
28:54She's impossible.
29:00Now give me an Ambien.
29:01Sierra, really?
29:02It'll put her to sleep.
29:04I need you to shuffle up.
29:08Oh, now I'm burning up.
29:10A moment ago you were freezing.
29:11Well, now I'm burning up.
29:15Now what?
29:16Diarrhea.
29:17This is what playing with drugs will get you.
29:19It's not pretty, is it?
29:32You have Carol all tucked in?
29:34After eight slices of cinnamon toast and a popsicle.
29:40It was nice seeing David and Keith tonight.
29:42Yeah.
29:44I feel so sorry for them.
29:47Yeah?
29:48How come?
29:49I mean, God, they've been together such a short time
29:51and already they need counseling.
29:53Well, they're just...
29:53They have so many problems.
29:54Why even stay together?
29:56It's not like they have a kid to take care of.
29:58I don't know.
29:59Maybe they love each other.
30:02Oh.
30:04What?
30:07What detergent did you use?
30:08I don't know.
30:09Whatever was there.
30:11Smells like Tide.
30:13Well, so I guess I used the Tide.
30:15You have to use the drift.
30:17Maya gets a rash from anything else.
30:18But those aren't Maya's clothes.
30:20They're ours.
30:20Yeah, but I hold Maya all day long.
30:22So why do we even have Tide?
30:24Sorry I wasn't following you around taking notes.
30:26Nate, don't get mad.
30:26I just thought you knew to use the drift.
30:28Well, obviously I didn't.
30:29Now I do.
30:30Are we okay here?
30:31Yeah, we're okay.
30:32I just have to wash it all over.
30:33No.
30:34No, you don't.
30:35Here.
30:36Let me put those down.
30:38Here.
30:38I'll do it.
30:56Good afternoon.
30:58Yes, he's right in there.
31:03Mr. and Mrs. Showalter, I hope you'll be here the entire time.
31:07And please let me know if there's anything at all I can do for you.
31:25Is that another son?
31:28I hope you frisked him.
31:30Please try to show a little sensitivity.
31:33Hey, I did my job.
31:37I cleaned him up all nice.
31:40Sure, I was tempted to maybe leave a hand or a foot unembalmed so he could stink like
31:46he should, but no.
31:48No.
31:49I'm a professional.
31:50Then act like one.
31:52These people love this man.
31:58They didn't know him as a murderer.
31:59They knew him as their son, as their brother.
32:04These are the people who are responsible for him.
32:06They should have known what was going on besides him.
32:08Jesus Christ, Federico.
32:09I'm really getting sick of all this moral superiority.
32:12Everything is so goddamn black and white for you.
32:15No, my God.
32:15I just, you can't.
32:18You can't ever really know a person.
32:20If you think you can, you're living in a fucking dream world.
32:31I need egg salad.
32:34Jolts of electricity are shooting through my body and tearing me apart.
32:40Then Bettina and I will eat.
32:48Maybe I'll have a little.
33:00So, how long have you been taking the Vicodin?
33:05I don't know.
33:09On and off for years.
33:11Why?
33:21Because somewhere along the line I started to realize
33:26I was no longer the youngest or prettiest girl in the room.
33:33For a while I satisfied myself with being the most intriguing.
33:42But eventually I just became the one in Paisley.
33:46It's too fucking depressing.
33:48I'm sorry, dear, but you know you're much more than that.
33:51Yeah.
33:51You're a drug addict.
33:54I need to spice this up a little.
33:56Tell me what you want and I'll get it.
33:57No, no, no.
33:58Sit down.
33:59I need spices.
34:01Where is it?
34:02In the kitchen.
34:03Where is the Vicodin?
34:05I don't know what you're talking about.
34:06We already found your stash in the laundry room and in the bookcase.
34:09Where else?
34:10The spice rack?
34:11You're being ridiculous.
34:12Let me...
34:13Where's the Vicodin?
34:15You're hurting me.
34:16Where?
34:17Where?
34:18Where?
34:20In the coriander jar, you big fucker.
34:23Your lies aren't helping, dear.
34:28Here.
34:29Ruth and I...
34:30are gonna go outside and get some air.
34:34What are you...
34:35What are you doing?
34:36You don't think I'm just gonna leave you.
34:38You can't tie me up.
34:41It's for your own foot.
34:45Do you want me to break this arm?
34:47Because I will.
34:55Yeah.
34:55That should hold.
35:02I hope the coyotes eat you.
35:05So do I.
35:17I don't know how you remain so calm.
35:21I took a Vicodin.
35:23Not really.
35:25Yeah.
35:26I figured if there was ever a time...
35:29You want one?
35:31Oh, no.
35:32I'll kill you both.
35:33I swear I will.
35:36Maybe half.
35:45Help!
35:50I think there's some meatloaf in here.
35:55Yeah.
35:56Yeah.
35:56Okay.
36:00Hey.
36:01Hi.
36:04You're Phil, right?
36:05The crematory guy.
36:06Yeah.
36:07Hey, Nate.
36:09What?
36:10Nothing.
36:15Mom called.
36:17She's spending another night at Aunt Sarah's.
36:19Cool.
36:20Well, we can just stay here then.
36:22Sure.
36:24Also, there's a couple of death certificates you can pick up tomorrow.
36:28Where?
36:29One's in a nursing home.
36:30And the other, I think, is also at a nursing home.
36:34Ugh.
36:35I hate those places.
36:37All the old people.
36:37I want to touch my hair.
36:48And sometimes animals are bad, aren't they?
36:50Yeah.
36:50So he said he gets on better with people.
36:52Okay.
36:53And he likes people.
36:54And they like him.
36:56So he said, don't worry, Mom.
36:57I'm going to be just fine.
36:59Bye.
37:01Hey, Lise.
37:04No, I'll probably just grab a sandwich here.
37:07Um, I'll probably be leaving in about an hour, so I still got a bunch of shit to do.
37:12I love you, too.
37:13Give Mike a kiss for me.
37:14Bye.
37:18We're considering getting him a girlfriend.
37:21And he's had a number of girlfriends.
37:24So Nate's the one who just got married?
37:26Yeah.
37:28You like his wife?
37:30I don't really know her that well, but, I mean, I like her.
37:34He should have met his wife's girlfriend.
37:38She was Charlotte Light and Dark.
37:40Not for real.
37:42The barking girl?
37:43For real.
37:45Wow.
37:48You want another?
37:49No.
37:50I'm good.
37:54So, we should do something.
37:56Like, next Friday or Saturday.
38:02You have a really busy week?
38:05Um, I don't know.
38:09Because when you say next Friday or Saturday, that kind of sounds like not until next Friday or Saturday.
38:19Have you been, um, thinking the two of us are, well, you know, exclusive?
38:25Because I never really meant to give that impression.
38:30What do you mean?
38:33Well, that sometimes I see other women.
38:39And by see, you mean fuck?
38:43However you want to put it.
38:49Yeah, I mean, I figured.
38:53Until you really get to know someone, I just, it seems the way to go.
38:58Yeah, of course.
39:01You see other guys, don't you?
39:03You're always talking about Russell.
39:05Russell's gay.
39:08Oh.
39:11But, I guess if I was to meet someone, I mean, not that I'm looking to fuck around, but, I
39:17guess if I like someone, whatever.
39:19Cool.
39:36Are you mad?
39:44Do you want me to go?
39:49No.
40:03Do you want me to go up to your room?
40:07Yeah.
40:08Let's go.
40:18Back in Texas, we call ice cream, frozen cow juice.
40:22Give me for a second, please.
40:23Hi!
40:26No, no.
40:28Hi!
40:29Hi!
40:32Baby, I'm warning you.
40:32I'm in a bad mood.
40:34I had a very bad day.
40:35I just found out that one of my favorite doctors was arrested for selling steroids.
40:39Oh, and now there's a rumor flying around that a mermaid's going to close the hospital.
40:42Excellent.
40:43This KFC in the microwave.
40:46I'm sorry.
40:47I just had to get you off.
40:48I'm under my feet for a while.
40:49Until Sandy sees that I brought my karate gear.
40:53Will, could you please turn that damn thing down?
41:01Sandy won't beat me this time, because I've got the elements on my side.
41:05The elements of subscribe.
41:07Hi-ya!
41:08Sandy?
41:09Oh, I'm Sandy, all right.
41:12I'm very Sandy.
41:21I may be down, but I'm not out.
41:24Way to go, buddy.
41:25It took us three days to make that potato salad.
41:29There we go.
41:34Are you going to the store tomorrow?
41:35Well, I wasn't planning on it.
41:37What do you need?
41:39Baby wipes and baby food, but you have to go to Whole Foods for that.
41:42All right.
41:43But if you go to Right Age, you can get her a new sippy cup, and I lost her nail
41:46clippers.
41:46Make sure you get them in the baby section.
41:48The others are too big.
41:50Toilet paper, light bulbs, the energy-efficient ones, and a facial scrub for me, you know?
41:56The peach kind.
41:58All right, you have to write everything down.
42:00It's on the refrigerator.
42:03All right.
42:05I'll try to do it on my way home from work.
42:08You're going to try, or you'll do it.
42:11Only because if you can't, then I'll do it.
42:14I'll do it.
42:17You're welcome.
42:22I had to make carrot soup for Carol's stylist today and drive it out to her in Culver City.
42:26Ugh.
42:27You know that woman has been sent to Earth for the sole purpose of torturing you, right?
42:30God, it's true.
42:31I don't even work for her when she drives me crazy.
42:34She wants me to make her rice pudding tomorrow.
42:36Think I'll use whole milk.
42:38Gives her diarrhea.
42:43You know, we could call all our friends and have them park in her driveway.
42:47We could take pictures of her swimming naked and post them on the internet.
42:50Oh, my God.
42:51I saw her when she has the biggest bush I have ever seen in my life.
42:54It really does.
43:06If I told you something, would you promise not to laugh?
43:09No.
43:13This is the first time I've ever been in a hammock.
43:16They always scared me.
43:21I always saw them in cartoons and the people would get in and spin around so fast and the people
43:27would go flying.
43:29Well, don't worry.
43:31You're safe.
43:45You're safe.
43:48It's so peaceful out here.
43:59I'm dying.