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00:00Someone.
00:02Gepta Sandy.
00:04No Indian people.
00:05We're gonna get into trouble you guys. We should stop doing this.
00:08How about...
00:09Mr. and Mrs. Gerald's garbage.
00:11Yes, do them.
00:24Hello?
00:25Hi. Is Gerald there?
00:27What time is it? Who is this?
00:29Um, he'll know.
00:32Honey?
00:33Wake up. Something's wrong.
00:36May I ask what this is regarding?
00:39Tell him that he left his underwear here.
00:43Excuse me?
00:44What is it, honey?
00:46Pull on speaker.
00:47There's a woman on the phone.
00:49And she says that you left your underwear at her house?
00:53That's... that's not possible.
00:55God damn it, Gerald.
00:57I could kill you, Jerry. What did you do?
01:01Hang him, Ashley.
01:04Oh, Jesus.
01:05What is it?
01:07I'm gonna call the police.
01:09I've got caller ID, you little idiots.
01:16Caitlin!
01:20Oh, my God.
01:22Caitlin? Are you okay?
01:24Oh, my God!
01:26Mrs. Dalton!
01:27Caitlin!
01:29Mrs. Dalton!
01:30Mrs. Dalton!
01:31Mrs. Dalton!
01:33I am so, so sorry.
01:41Cancer.
01:42Yes.
01:44Yes, cancer.
01:48I'm here.
01:51I'm here for you.
01:53Okay, better, but use we're here, not I'm here.
01:56You're not their friend.
01:57Easy on the touching.
01:59Even funeral directors have to beware of transference.
02:01David, you are, quite simply put, the best I've ever worked with.
02:07Arthur, I'm the only one you've ever worked with.
02:13Okay.
02:15This one's all you.
02:17Yes, sir.
02:24Something youthful, something white.
02:27Perhaps white with her favorite color.
02:30Her favorite color is light blue.
02:32I thought it was purple.
02:34It used to be purple.
02:36This year it changed to light blue.
02:38Sky blue.
02:42She's only 14.
02:45That is so young.
02:48It is.
02:49It is so young.
02:52Might I suggest white with a periwinkle silk lining?
02:56Periwinkle is sort of in between purple and light blue.
02:59I think she might like that.
03:01She would like that.
03:02That's good.
03:03Okay.
03:04That's all we need for now.
03:06I'll send photos over later.
03:08We didn't know we were supposed to bring photos.
03:10Of course not.
03:11How could you?
03:12I'll see you out.
03:24Claire, could you come get this?
03:31Nice.
03:32People collect those.
03:34It's kind of racist.
03:35That's why I put it way up there back in the 60s.
03:38Just put it with all the other things in that pile over there.
03:42Did you start making piles in your room yet?
03:44Oh, no.
03:45I still have to go through some old piles.
03:47Then I'll start making some new ones.
03:49I made a schedule for the garage sale.
03:51I thought if we put a plan in place, we'd be free to deviate.
03:54As long as we're free to deviate.
03:58Okay.
04:02So, are we just selling our stuff to make room for George?
04:04Or is he going to get rid of some of his stuff, too?
04:07Like, perhaps, his Tupperware thing full of shit.
04:10Sorry, what are we calling it?
04:11We're not calling it anything.
04:12It's long gone.
04:14There are a lot of things in this house that aren't even mine.
04:17Like that mammy cookie jar.
04:18That comes from your father's side.
04:20A lot of stuff needs to just go.
04:23I personally prefer it if people could just come upstairs and, like, bit on my entire room.
04:27And I'm sure Nate has a few things he probably doesn't need to have around her.
04:36Oh, I like it.
04:39I have to say, I'm crazy about the new Range Rovers.
04:42I mean, you just can't drive an SUV these days with a straight face.
04:45Exactly.
04:45I don't see another way, though.
04:46It's certainly not a minivan.
04:48Oh, you.
04:49Fuck that.
04:53Hey, who's that poor guy whose wife drowned?
04:55Oh, I know.
04:57That is so sad.
04:59It's hot, though, huh?
05:03Hey.
05:04Hi.
05:05Hi.
05:06How are you two?
05:07Uh, we are fine.
05:10You're Nate, right?
05:10Right.
05:11I'm Madeline.
05:12Madeline, hi.
05:13Hi.
05:13Um, this is Linda.
05:15Hi.
05:15Hi.
05:15How are you?
05:16And, um, I know, I am.
05:19Hey.
05:19Hello, Maya.
05:20Hi.
05:21Hello?
05:22Do you want to get down and play?
05:23All right.
05:25Hey, you go.
05:32All right.
05:37Hey, are you guys going to Jimmy's thing tonight?
05:39I'm so sick of Jimmy's things.
05:42I actually think we're not going.
05:45Well, we're all going.
05:47It's not like there's anything better to do.
05:49What time are you guys getting there?
05:50Don't forget about that thing in Chinatown.
05:53We should go to that.
05:54Well, maybe we can go there first and get to Jimmy's at, like, 10.
05:57Excellent.
05:58Good.
05:59I will see you there.
06:00I'm not going.
06:04Oh, God.
06:05That mustache is repulsive.
06:07I can't believe I loved him.
06:10I thought you guys were just friends.
06:12No, he was, like, my serious boyfriend, like, all of freshman year.
06:16I could have sworn he was gay.
06:18He's knitting.
06:20Well, haven't you noticed a lot of straight guys knit these days?
06:22It's like a macho thing.
06:23Like, I'm so straight, I can even knit.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27So he's actually not gay?
06:29Don't even ask me.
06:30At the time, he had, like, severe bi-curious issues.
06:34Why don't you want to go to Jimmy's thing?
06:36He's like the Matthew Barney of black arts.
06:38Right.
06:39He wishes.
06:41I already told Edie we were going.
06:44She's going?
06:45Oh, yeah.
06:46She's always out of things.
06:47Hmm.
06:49The wheels on the bus go round and round.
06:53Round and round.
06:54Round and round.
06:56The wheels on the bus go round and round.
06:59All through the town.
07:02But driving around the bus goes move on back.
07:05It's all upon.
07:11Not bad.
07:12Okay, if Jessica Simpson is the poor man's Brittany, what's Celeste?
07:16Maybe I think a man's Brittany.
07:17You know, our music is supposed to be inspirational to young girls.
07:20I'm not just an object.
07:21I am somebody.
07:22Oh, like Christina.
07:23Yeah, like Christina.
07:24But without the ass hanging out with chaps.
07:26Got it.
07:27I'd like to see your ass hanging out with some chaps.
07:30Okay, never.
07:31I hate that shit.
07:34So, do you get to meet Celeste tomorrow?
07:36No, I'm like the third line of defense.
07:37You don't get to meet the big stars until you're proving you're not a freak.
07:41Remember Cameron Diaz?
07:44Okay, definitely do not do that in front of Celeste.
07:46Or any of Celeste's people.
07:48Okay?
07:48Freak.
07:51You could be the one.
07:53Shave my legs for free.
07:54Shave my legs for free?
07:56I don't think those are the words.
07:57You could be the one.
07:58You could be the one.
08:00Shave my legs for free.
08:01Shave my legs for free.
08:04You could be the one.
08:07You could be the one.
08:07Get my loving free.
08:10Shave my legs for free.
08:15Shave my legs for free.
08:19Come on, come on.
08:22You got it?
08:26Okay?
08:27Almost. Almost.
08:33Give me a second.
08:37Hey.
08:39I'll take care of it.
08:41I hate these things.
08:54Let's just...
08:55Let's do something else. Let me just make you come.
08:57No. I want to make you come.
09:00No. Now there's this expectation.
09:02I hate expectations.
09:04Just let me try.
09:06I don't want to try.
09:09Here. Okay.
09:12Just lay down.
09:13Yeah.
09:15Lay back.
09:20Shush.
09:36I can't get rid of this goofy smile.
09:39But if I can get this right, I think I can bring her lips down a little bit.
09:43May I ask what technique you'll be employing?
09:45Yes. It's called a full McHugh.
09:47As you can see, I've already threaded ligature through her nasal cartilage.
09:50I thought that was called a half McHugh.
09:52If I'd stopped there, it would have been a half McHugh.
09:55But watch.
09:58Going downward through her gum line here.
10:01And using her jawbone to anchor the thread before I tie it off.
10:07Fascinating.
10:08Mm-hmm.
10:09Arthur, you ready to go?
10:11Federico, if it's all right with you, I'll return in approximately one and one half hours.
10:15Maybe a little while longer if we decide to get lunch after.
10:18I'll wash up and meet you in the foyer.
10:23You guys are getting lunch?
10:25Shopping then lunch.
10:27Mm-hmm.
10:27Wow.
10:28Shopping.
10:29Would you like to join us?
10:30No.
10:31No, I have work to do.
10:32Okay.
10:33This one won't stop smiling.
10:37Wish I knew what the fuck was so funny.
10:47Hello?
10:49Oh, hey.
10:51Hi.
10:52Come on in.
10:53Hello, Jane.
10:54Do you want me guys here?
10:55Hey, Maya.
10:57Hi.
10:58Hey, if she wants to go and play, you can just let her go.
11:00Oh, I...
11:01She hasn't really played with that many kids yet.
11:03Oh, well, at this age, they play next to each other, not with each other.
11:06It's called parallel play.
11:08You want me to get down?
11:09Want a good play?
11:10Yeah.
11:10There you go.
11:11Go ahead.
11:12There she goes.
11:14Oh, here.
11:14Take that.
11:16Gladys.
11:17Vamos a estar allá, por un momentito, okay?
11:19Okay.
11:20Come, hija.
11:22Mami va a jugar con su amigo.
11:24Mientras tú...
11:24So, um...
11:26Do you want a smoothie?
11:28Uh, sure.
11:29Sure.
11:31You want to play with a monkey?
11:32You like a monkey?
11:50Must be a late wedding present.
11:52The card says to Mr. and Mrs. George Sibley.
11:55I like the sound of that.
11:57Mrs. George...
11:58Oh, dear.
11:59What'd we get?
12:01Oh.
12:02What's that smell?
12:04It appears to be excrement again.
12:07No way.
12:08Except this time, someone went to the trouble to place one inside a decorative tin.
12:13To Mr. and Mrs. George Sibley.
12:16Hmm.
12:17No signature.
12:18Imagine that.
12:19This is a catastrophe of the highest order.
12:21This involves both of us now.
12:24Who knows you live here?
12:27Why don't you care about this?
12:29I've made a lot of enemies through the years, Ruth.
12:31You take the backstabbing world of academia, throw in a controversial field like geology,
12:35you've got real trouble.
12:37Geology is controversial?
12:39Oil, Claire.
12:40Oil.
12:42Look.
12:43This is from a person who quite obviously is looking for a reaction.
12:46Somebody who needs attention.
12:47Let's not give it to him.
12:48That person isn't in the room.
12:50He can't see my reaction.
12:52That's a good point, Mom.
12:53Maybe it's one of your mother's old lovers.
12:55My lovers?
12:56The Greek one.
12:57He was Russian.
13:02Are you leaving, Claire?
13:03Yeah.
13:04Toss this in the dumpster then, would you?
13:06Oh, I think I'll let you do that, George.
13:16Oh, Lord.
13:18Put back to me.
13:20I like you in brown.
13:22Is this brown or is this gray?
13:25Charca.
13:26See? Chocolate.
13:28I thought he said charcoal.
13:29Charca.
13:31Okay, take off now.
13:38What'd you find?
13:39Well, normally I'd never shop in a valley, but this place ain't too bad.
13:42It's a whole rack of marked down Jill Santa.
13:44Plus some John Barbados, Hugo Boss, and a pair of Prada shoes for like $100.
13:49Where's Arthur?
13:51Changing.
13:52You know, maybe we should buy him a whole new wardrobe.
13:55Did they ever do that?
13:56Queer eye for the gay guy?
13:58I don't think Arthur's gay.
14:00I think he's A.
14:01I don't know.
14:02I think asexual people asexual because they don't want to come out of the closet.
14:07You really think Arthur might be gay?
14:09Yeah.
14:11It breaks my heart.
14:13I'm gonna go try a couple of these on.
14:16You'd look good in this.
14:19David, I need new clothes for work.
14:21Not Gay Ski Weekend at Mammoth.
14:31I'm going to buy you the suit, okay?
14:32Oh no.
14:33I couldn't possibly let you do that.
14:35I want to.
14:36Besides, it's a business expense.
14:40If I had a father, this is the kind of thing he'd do for me.
14:45Or even an elder sibling.
14:47It's just a suit.
14:50Hey Nicole.
14:52You like where's house?
14:52Huh?
14:54But the guy goes, if I wanted my food stamps, I should have been on time.
14:57So he said I had to call the social worker.
14:58But she's out a week.
15:00Anyway, my friend's here.
15:02So I'm gonna go right now.
15:03Bye.
15:07We should get Nicole some toys.
15:09The top is kid safe.
15:11But yeah.
15:12She needs some new toys.
15:15I didn't know you got food stamps.
15:17Yeah, they're from before I was working at the club.
15:22Back to food food, of course.
15:24It's just if I get the food stamps, then I can save the cash.
15:27For something else.
15:30Are you okay?
15:32I don't want Nicole to see me cry.
15:42It's just that I've been a little freaked out lately because I'm completely exhausted.
15:46I think it's because I have lupus.
15:49Oh shit, are you serious?
15:52No.
15:53It's caused by leaking implants.
15:55Seriously, I feel like one of them ruptured and there's this like poison silicone roaming around my body.
16:02Oh jeez.
16:05Did you see a doctor or did you?
16:08Not yet, not yet.
16:10Oh my God, Sofia, hey.
16:12Listen, it's gonna be okay.
16:14Alright?
16:16Maybe we should pray.
16:18Rico, I don't need prayer.
16:20I need surgery.
16:21Medical surgery.
16:22Plus if I get one boob done, they're not gonna match.
16:24So I have to get them both for you done.
16:26Which is like five grand.
16:30Unless you put the payment plan which is like $1,500 deposit.
16:41I'm not asking you for the money.
16:43God, I should have never told you.
16:59If I were to give you the $1,500 for the deposit, do you think that maybe you can...
17:05You don't pay me back?
17:09I don't know where I could get $1,500 in a chunk like that.
17:13Well you can pay me back whatever you have, whenever you have it.
17:22I'll just give you the money.
17:25Oh my God.
17:27Are you serious?
17:33My angel.
17:36Nicole.
17:38God sent us an angel.
17:57You have a great life.
18:00Thanks.
18:02Do I need a coaster?
18:04No.
18:05You can put it anywhere.
18:07Ah, okay.
18:07So this is the book I was telling you about.
18:11His name is Thich Nhat Hanh.
18:13And he says that it all starts with learning how to breathe.
18:19Thich Nhat Hanh.
18:20So I've heard this book.
18:21I'll be happy?
18:23It's not that simple.
18:28Well, so what is it?
18:30You seem to be happy.
18:32You want to know?
18:33Oh, God.
18:36Well...
18:36Um, I don't know.
18:38I guess for me it all started with my divorce, actually.
18:42And then, um, making the decision to be a stay-at-home mom.
18:46I mean, it's hard not working, but I love being with Jaden, so...
18:51When she's not with her nannies.
18:54Okay, one is a nanny, and the other is a housekeeper.
18:58Okay.
19:05So this, uh...
19:08Is this what you wanted your life to be?
19:10This is actually better than I expected.
19:15It smells so good in here.
19:17Mm-hmm.
19:21Thich Nhat Hanh.
19:23That's right.
19:34Does the fireplace work?
19:35Mm-hmm.
19:39Yeah.
19:57It's okay.
20:01It's okay.
20:13It's okay.
20:17All right, let's do this.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:28Well, not fucking time!
20:31Everybody kept asking me,
20:32When did Claire and Anita get in here?
20:33And I said, how the fuck did I know?
20:37How about it, nannies?
20:40Whoa!
20:41You're quite the host.
20:43Everything I do, I do for you.
20:47Do you have a lighter?
20:48I've got fire.
20:50Go, your serene hotness.
20:51Shit.
21:00Better now.
21:01Me, me.
21:05Better not be you, Russell.
21:08Hey, you.
21:08Hey, how long have you been here?
21:10Too long.
21:11Hey, I like your skirt.
21:12Did you make it?
21:13Maybe I did.
21:15You are so talented.
21:19Look at that.
21:42Yeah.
21:48This always happens, I get stoned,
21:50and then I'm locked in this prison.
21:53What, you're paranoid?
21:55Oh, God, please.
21:56No one thinks anything bad.
21:58You're like the beautiful, fair-skinned,
21:59untouchable art princess.
22:02This Malsy!
22:03No.
22:04I'm not so much paranoid.
22:06More like I'd rather choose to just be this observer.
22:10Because for one, I know that if I feel any vibe about any guy,
22:14I should know, it means red flag, red flag.
22:17Why?
22:18Beyond that, basically I hate everyone.
22:21I hate her.
22:23And her?
22:24And that guy with the fucking Boy Scout jacket.
22:27Like, is that supposed to be ironic?
22:30Yeah, I would say more misanthrope than paranoid.
22:34Yeah, but I'm also so tired of hating everything, you know?
22:37I mean, truly.
22:39Froggy, one of the Coeur d'Alene,
22:40yeah, right.
22:44With a Zord and a Gastel.
22:47With a Zord and a Gastel.
22:53Check, one, two, three.
22:56People in focus,
22:57the person on stage needs to be looked at.
23:01Hey.
23:03Are you incredibly stoned?
23:04No.
23:06She do this kind of thing a lot.
23:07All the time.
23:11I miss you.
23:13Shut it.
23:13Great American art school poser jerk-off extravaganza!
23:19Anyone near the stage,
23:20call that splash zone,
23:22so you may want to stand out.
23:24I'm not responsible for driving any bills.
23:27Yeah, baby.
23:28Yeah, baby!
23:29Jesus Christ, this girl is ding-dong out of her mind.
23:32Yeah, baby!
23:34Yeah, baby!
23:35Yeah, baby!
23:35You're the only girl here.
23:38Yeah, baby!
23:40Yeah, baby!
23:41Yeah, yeah, baby!
23:42I'm sorry!
23:42I wish I had my camera.
23:44Yeah, baby!
23:45Yeah, baby!
23:46Yeah, baby!
23:49Yeah, baby!
23:49Yeah, baby!
23:50Yeah!
23:55Please enter.
23:59Arthur?
23:59Well, hello, Mrs. Ruth.
24:03Arthur, I have something to say to you.
24:05Please.
24:06What we had was very special, but it's in the past.
24:10We can't continue to hold grudges and be angry with one another.
24:13I hold no grudges with you.
24:15I'm happy that you appear so happy.
24:18Arthur, this has to stop!
24:20I know that you sent us the feces box and the feces gift basket.
24:24Ruth!
24:26Do you know how horrified I am that you think I could commit an act so heinous?
24:35You don't know me at all, do you?
24:37I know that you're frustrated, Arthur, sitting idly by as George and I fall deeper and deeper in love each
24:43day.
24:44But we had our chance.
24:45We had our time.
24:46We never had a chance!
24:48So, you are harboring feelings!
24:52I do harbor feelings.
24:55I'm human.
24:58And I'm a man.
25:00You, of all people, should know that.
25:03But I would never send those things to you.
25:06I could never send you...
25:08Poo!
25:10Ever!
25:12I wish I could believe you.
25:17I wish you could too.
25:21Now I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
25:49Don't do a wee monster like I need you.
25:57I love you!
26:02Woohoo!
26:02Hey!
26:03Hey!
26:05Every girl must have a toy
26:07The one can make you feel
26:10Every girl must have a toy
26:13Every girl must have a toy
26:15Is this the line?
26:17Yeah
26:18I used to wish that you would help me
26:26And I saw so happy like we used to be
26:30It's in my best love of something better than you
26:34But I don't think you don't need your love
26:38So this course I'm taking, Recovery from Madness,
26:40the woman who teaches it was actually, or is, bipolar.
26:44Do you have to be bipolar to get in?
26:46Yeah, it helps.
26:48Anyway, she wrote this incredible book
26:49explaining what it feels like.
26:52It's kind of a pioneer.
26:54Oh.
26:56Here.
27:01Don't thank me.
27:02You could wait on your hand and foot all day.
27:04I'm serious.
27:05You make me a very happy man.
27:10So, you know, last night when I was putting on that condo...
27:14Oh, listen, you don't have to explain.
27:15I should just go back on the pill and it won't be a problem.
27:17No, no, no, no.
27:19You know, I used to think that I had like a problem staying hard or whatever.
27:23Hey, no. It's okay, really.
27:25No.
27:25Then I...
27:27I realized that I'm totally hard when I...
27:31You know, like, when people roll...
27:33I'm not...
27:35I really like that dynamic when, like, one person is boss
27:38and the other person is sort of like more dominant
27:41or the other person's a little more...
27:45I'm not explaining this very well.
27:47Uh...
27:48No, you're...
27:49You're explaining it fine.
27:50It's actually not that...
27:51You don't need to explain it anymore.
27:53You know, look, I know everyone has their thing.
27:55I've known prostitutes and dominatrixes.
27:57I've been to sex clubs and leather clubs.
27:59I've heard of guys who can only come if the...
28:01I don't know, the girl is sitting on a balloon.
28:03I wrote this whole erotic novella about a girl who...
28:09I was hoping that we could be...
28:11We can be anything.
28:12No, I'm not...
28:13I was hoping that...
28:18we...
28:19could have normal sex.
28:23Like normal sex?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Normal sex.
28:26You know, the way normal people do it.
28:28I mean, normal people have sex, right?
28:30Yeah.
28:30Yeah.
28:31I presume so.
28:31They don't turn it all into some fantasy,
28:33or get drunk, or smoke pot to make it interesting.
28:35You can smoke pot.
28:37I mean, I can get pot.
28:37No, I don't want to smoke pot.
28:39I smoked so much pot, it was...
28:42It made me, me.
28:45Now, all those things just seem...
28:47like an escape from sex.
28:52Alright, well, I'll put some thought into exploring my normal side.
28:57Well, that's not what I was saying.
29:00But anyway, look, um...
29:02I should go to bed.
29:03I...
29:03I go to class tomorrow.
29:06So I'm going home?
29:08If you need to.
29:09Yeah.
29:25Yuck.
29:26Spinneys.
29:29Are you going to barf in my bed?
29:32Nah.
29:33Cause I can get a garbage can and put it next to you if you want.
29:36Uh.
29:36Nah.
29:43I can't believe I drank so much and didn't even have fun.
29:47I can't believe I made out with Russell.
29:52He's a really good kisser.
29:56Yeah.
30:06So, is Edie like full-time lesbian or is she just like art school bi girl?
30:12Nope.
30:13Hardcore, like totally lesbian feminist.
30:22Is she going out with that girl?
30:24That red-haired girl with the wife beater?
30:30You okay, Anita?
30:32Maybe I could use that garbage can.
30:34I don't want that bad.
30:34Yeah.
30:37Oh.
30:38Oh.
30:43Oh!
30:59Oh, my god.
31:00Oh, my god.
31:05Let's go.
31:34Let's go.
32:12Arthur?
32:28To the wonderful Fisher family.
32:30I am sorry to inform you that effective immediately, I am resigning from Fisher and Diaz, as well as releasing
32:36tenancy of my room in the Fisher residence.
32:38I no longer feel comfortable in these surroundings.
32:41Best, Arthur.
32:43Who's Arthur?
32:44Who are you?
32:46This is my friend Anita, and that's my brother David.
32:50This is my brother Nate.
32:53Hi.
32:54Hey.
32:56Arthur, quit.
32:59Oh, that's too bad.
33:01What the hell happened?
33:02I just bought him a suit.
33:03Well, I gotta go.
33:04I have to take Maya over to her new friend Jaden's house for a play date.
33:08Oh, cool.
33:11No, leave.
33:11Maya has places to be.
33:13I'll be fine.
33:13I didn't know two-year-olds had, like, actual friendships.
33:15Yeah, they met at Mommy and me.
33:16They really hit it off.
33:18Oh.
33:19Where's all your garage sale stuff?
33:21I don't have any.
33:25Look, everything I have, I need.
33:33Don't ask.
33:34I wonder if Arthur left because he felt pressured, like Keith and I were trying to welcome Wagon him into
33:39gay land.
33:40Gay land?
33:41Please, Arthur had a thing with Mom.
33:44In fact, I'm pretty sure they were fuck buddies.
33:46Whoa, whoa.
33:48Arthur and Mom?
33:49Yeah.
33:50She's very vague about it, but I know something went on.
33:56Okay, Scott, I'm putting you out in the audience in case some freak has gotten in.
33:59Keith, I'm making you the designator for Celeste.
34:02Got it.
34:03You should park it outside her dressing room and do not let anybody in except for the rabbi and lawyer.
34:07Just those two guys.
34:08Check.
34:09No, they're the same guy.
34:12Copy that.
34:13Fred, I think I've already made this perfectly clear.
34:16Yes.
34:18Yes.
34:20No, I'm fine doing crappy kid's choice words, but I will not present with Hillary fucking Duff.
34:25There has to be someone else.
34:27Come on, think a little harder than that.
34:29The Olsen twins?
34:30What is that, supposed to be funny?
34:33Yes.
34:35Yes.
34:36Yes.
34:37Yes.
34:38Yes.
34:39Yes.
34:40Yes.
34:41Yes.
34:42Yes.
34:42Yes.
34:44Yes.
34:45Yes.
34:46Yes.
34:46Yes.
34:49Yes.
34:51Yes.
34:53Yes.
34:53I miss you. Where are you?
35:06Hi. Hello. How you doing? Good.
35:09She in there? I believe so.
35:12I'm not supposed to allow anybody in.
35:14Oh, I understand, but I'm Ellen. It's my show.
35:18Right. Okay. Not a threat.
35:22It's a pretty blouse. That doesn't sound manly. Nice shirt.
35:25Is that mauve or mauve? Yeah.
35:29Pretty. Thank you.
35:30Excuse me. Celeste.
35:33Hi. I'm Ellen. I know that.
35:35Oh. Well.
35:42It's like my brain is encased in this fluid,
35:45and if I move, then the fluid moves and my brain kills.
35:49Or it could be encephalitis.
35:52Yeah. Try my soda.
35:53Oh, it looks like you sold my TV.
35:55Oh, yeah. I got 50.
35:58Your little boys are so cute.
36:00The big one looks exactly like his daddy.
36:03Yeah, his daddy's just gonna buy some more junk
36:04and we're gonna spend the 50 we just made.
36:09Control Freaks is the movie.
36:11And Colin Farrell, who she's just friends with.
36:14And, uh...
36:14I am. We're just friends.
36:15All right.
36:16He's really sweet.
36:16Whatever you say.
36:18And so, uh, let's talk a little bit about the CD,
36:21Me Here Now.
36:22Me Here Now.
36:22Me Here Now.
36:23And is it me, comma, here, comma, now?
36:26Or is it just Me Here Now?
36:27No. Me, period, here, period, now.
36:29Oh, period.
36:29Exclamation.
36:30Exclamation.
36:31It is strong.
36:32Right.
36:32It's about me being here right now.
36:34I mean, I want all my fans, all the girls out there,
36:36to know that the most important thing is to be yourself
36:39and to be here now.
36:42That's right.
36:43And this is who you are in the now.
36:45But if you were someone different, say, yesterday or even tomorrow,
36:49that's still who you are.
36:50It's now, although it was before or maybe later,
36:54but it's you in the then.
36:57Uh-huh.
36:57And it comes out in two weeks.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:26Creepy Colin Farrell just left me another creepy message.
37:30Can't we do something about that?
37:31You know, legally?
37:33Well, I guess that's it.
37:34Keith, did you use the bathroom in Celeste's dressing room?
37:38Yeah, but that's when she was doing a show.
37:40Yeah.
37:40No one was around, so I thought I'd...
37:42Dude, that's not cool, okay?
37:44Okay, I'm sorry.
37:45You do not use the client's can, ever.
37:48Got it.
37:53I think I know who sent us the...
37:56The...
37:57The shit?
37:58Yes, the shit.
37:59I believe it was Arthur.
38:02Arthur.
38:03George, Arthur quit today after I confronted him.
38:07You should probably know that Arthur and I once had something.
38:11I don't know why I didn't tell you.
38:14No need.
38:15It's none of my business.
38:17But he doesn't seem like someone you'd be attracted to.
38:21Well, it wasn't it.
38:22It wasn't a relationship.
38:24But we did care deeply for one another.
38:27We understood one another.
38:28We had similar interests.
38:30Similar interests?
38:31Like sex?
38:33No, no, it wasn't like that.
38:35We had our own language.
38:38We nuzzled.
38:40I don't know what you mean.
38:41The way horses nuzzle.
38:43Like a head rubbing.
38:46A head butting.
38:49You butted heads?
38:51You make it sound so sordid.
38:53Look.
38:54We did this.
38:59Stop it, it was quite lovely.
39:00It wasn't funny.
39:01No.
39:05Yes, maybe we were a little crazy.
39:09It's called a folly.
39:12Two people confusing a momentary insanity for love.
39:16Is that what it's called?
39:19It's called a grunt.
39:20I don't know.
39:20It's called a frio, no.
39:25No.
39:31It's not.
39:31No.
39:32Maybe.
39:32It has a frio.
39:34No.
39:36No.
39:50I'm sorry, Jamin and I have to go meet some people at the Grove in a few minutes.
39:54It's fine, I just, I thought...
39:56Hey, did you get my bed all wet?
39:59I thought you were coming back.
40:01I wish.
40:02Well, if you want, Maya, I can stay here with the nanny.
40:04I can pop you in a movie for a while.
40:05We can be waiting.
40:06Jamin, you're back.
40:11You're funny.
40:14God, these sheets feel so good.
40:19I've never felt anything like them.
40:20Where are they from?
40:26Um, I need you to leave.
40:34Right?
40:41So it's that easy?
40:44What is?
40:45How are people supposed to do this exactly?
40:50So now what, am I supposed to just avoid that particular mommy-in-me class?
40:53Or what, you're just going to send your nanny so you can avoid looking at me and seeing me and
40:56seeing what I thought I saw in you?
40:59Until I just cease to exist?
41:03And so do you?
41:09Nate, are you okay?
41:12I'm sorry.
41:13I don't know why I'm doing this.
41:16You have to leave.
41:17We'll go.
41:22Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs.
41:47Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs.
42:06You got in trouble.
42:08What, did you ask for her autograph or something?
42:11Or look her in the eye?
42:12No, worse.
42:14I peed in her john.
42:16What, you mean like on the toilet seat?
42:18No, I lifted the seat.
42:20I just used the same toilet she did.
42:22Which apparently is a major faux pas.
42:25Well, if it helps, my days suck too.
42:27Arthur quit.
42:29Yeah, I'm in hell.
42:30And I'll probably never be home in time for dinner again.
42:34So where's your other brother?
42:37What's your problem?
42:38Are you in love with my brother now?
42:40I just asked where he was.
42:43God, if no one buys this stuff, I am not dragging it back upstairs.
42:47I'm just not feeling this like hippy-dippy paisley crap anymore, you know?
42:51It's like suddenly I just feel modern and simple.
42:54I just want like white plastic furniture.
43:02So why don't you just trash all the shit you don't want?
43:04Or take it to the thrift store.
43:06Yeah, or burn it.
43:08Yeah.
43:13Yeah.
43:15Hey, Mom.
43:16Hey, Mom.
43:17Why don't we just burn what's left over?
43:19We can't.
43:20Some of this stuff is valuable.
43:22Sure you want to save this?
43:24That was Arthur's pouch.
43:26Oh.
43:26A couple pennies in it.
43:30I think you're right, Claire.
43:31Let's burn it.
43:32Let's burn it all.
43:37You missed you.
43:39You were so far away.
43:41All the way across the courtyard.
43:46It was nice knowing where you were, even when we weren't talking.
43:50Were we not talking?
43:53Not officially, I guess.
43:59So this question of normal sex.
44:02I know.
44:02It is so silly.
44:04I don't know why I said it.
44:06I don't even know what I meant.
44:08I think I just wanted so much to do it right this time.
44:11And I thought...
44:12Funny, because the more I thought about it, the more normal sex just kind of seemed like,
44:18you know, bad sex.
44:20I know.
44:21Yeah.
44:24I think ideally sex for me should be this, you know, revealing of myself.
44:32Ourselves.
44:33Maybe.
44:37I think that can be a loving thing, too.
44:41Right?
44:42Yeah.
44:45I don't make Brenda apart and just sort of hand me the good stuff.
44:53I want all the stuff, even the bad stuff.
45:02Oh.
45:17So, what was it that you wanted to say?
45:28Well, um...
45:30You remember when I said I could wait on you hand and foot?
45:33Then I could go on.
45:33No.
45:45I don't know.
46:07I don't know.
46:34I don't know.
46:37I feel like a little change.
46:41I feel like a little change.
46:42I feel like a little change.
46:53I feel like a little change.
46:56What's this?
47:03You look weird.
47:09Hey.
47:10Hold her.
47:12Don't.
47:13They're supposed to be fired.
47:13Okay.
47:15Okay.
47:16I feel like a little change.
47:28Oh, my God.
48:03Mom, I'm moving back into the house.
48:07Okay.
48:08You can have Iquish room.
48:11Can I have the coach house then?
48:14Well, I don't see why not.
48:24I feel my coach dream.
48:34Hold me.