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00:01Okay, you know something, Norford? I need money.
00:03My rent is like three weeks overdue and you're not helping.
00:06You could sell something.
00:07Why don't you just loan me some cashola from your trust fund instead?
00:11You could sell me your entire Justice League of America vs. the Alien series.
00:15A guy on eBay sold one last week for $500.
00:17For the whole series? It's bullshit!
00:19I swear to God.
00:21Dude, the option was rigged and besides, I need more than that.
00:24You wanna know what you could sell that will pay your rent for like the next three months?
00:28What?
00:28Blue Twister. 1941. Issue number one.
00:33No fucking way. Can't do it.
00:36It's worth three grand. Easy.
00:37I know what it's worth, Norbert.
00:39I'll give you $2,500 for it.
00:41Wait, you just told me it was worth three.
00:43So? How bad do you wanna pay your rent?
00:46No way. I'm never selling it.
00:49In fact, I'm gonna be buried with it. It's in my will.
00:52Yeah, right.
00:55Larry? Larry?
00:57Larry? Larry, you there?
01:24I'm away in there.
01:25Hey.
01:26Hey!
01:27Rough night?
01:30A little rough.
01:31I miss sleeping in my own bed. I miss the boys. I miss Vanessa.
01:35Not me. Flipped like a baby.
01:39Dropped Maya off over Bettina's with Mom.
01:43How's she doing?
01:44Maya's fine.
01:45If you want to know how my mother is, she suggested that you call her and ask her yourself.
01:50So, um, when's she coming back?
01:53I have the slightest idea.
01:55Apparently, she still needs some space.
01:58Well, you do want her to come back home though, right?
02:00Of course.
02:01Well, with all due respect, why don't you just get off your ass, go over there and eat as much
02:06crow as you have to and bring her back home?
02:07Because that's just what she wants me to do and I'm not playing that game.
02:11Yeah. Yeah, that's the way I'd play it.
02:18You guys are more pathetic than I am.
02:21I woke up in the moment night and you weren't there.
02:23You were out here watching television. Again?
02:26Yeah. I watched Jaws 3.
02:31I drank too much green tea. I kept having to get up to pee.
02:39I am so glad we're not doing that whole open relationship thing anymore.
02:44Me too.
02:45You are?
02:46Really?
02:47Mm-hmm.
02:49You're not just saying that because I said I'm glad?
02:52No.
02:57David, I have to complain with you about something.
03:01What?
03:05I had sex with someone after we decided not to sleep with anyone outside the relationship.
03:12But we said we weren't going to do that anymore.
03:15I know.
03:16But I fucked up.
03:20So who'd you sleep with? Javier?
03:22No.
03:24Celeste.
03:26Okay, bullshit.
03:28I'm serious.
03:30Celeste is a woman.
03:33Isn't she?
03:33She is.
03:35But I've slept with women before.
03:37You know that.
03:40You're serious?
03:41You slept with Celeste?
03:42It was just once.
03:44It was an accident.
03:48You were walking by and you just happened to fall into her vagina?
03:51It just happened.
03:52I'm sorry it happened, but it did.
03:53And I felt I should tell you.
03:57You haven't secretly decided to switch teams, have you?
04:00No.
04:01No way.
04:08Okay.
04:10Wow.
04:13But okay.
04:16Edie?
04:24Oh.
04:25What are you doing here?
04:27Hello?
04:28I'm Edie's friend, Anita.
04:31I just needed to talk to her.
04:33Is she, like, home?
04:36Yeah.
04:37Well, can I come in?
04:39She doesn't want to talk to you.
04:40Why the fuck not?
04:42Look, she's just kind of over you for the moment.
04:44That's all.
04:45Oh, I see.
04:47Why?
04:48Because you were a lesbian for about two whole minutes.
04:51And then suddenly, you weren't.
04:53On top of that, she said you got all, like, grossed out by her pussy.
04:56That's totally not cool.
05:00Okay, for the record, I was not grossed out by her pussy, okay?
05:05Pussy, per se, does not gross me out.
05:07I just didn't know what exactly to do with it.
05:10It wasn't personal.
05:11It just didn't do it for me, you know?
05:15I'll pass that along.
05:24Um...
05:25No, we weren't related.
05:27We used to work at Heidi Ho together.
05:31Is that a grocery store?
05:33It's a comic book store in Santa Monica.
05:36Oh.
05:38Did he have a family?
05:40Someone locally or out of state we could contact?
05:42We're pretty much it.
05:44I guess that's why he designated me to be the executor of his estate.
05:48We were all in the West Coast Blue Twister Society together.
05:51Blue Twister is the guy who can turn into a human tornado.
05:55Yeah, or shoot smaller tornadoes from his fingertips with the strength of an F5.
06:01That's the strongest tornado there is.
06:02His name was Alan Talbot.
06:04He was a scientist doing research in a machine he had invented called the Fortexicon.
06:08It was a prototype for a nuclear-powered particle accelerator.
06:11Something went horribly wrong.
06:13And he turned into the Blue Twister.
06:16I just read it when I was a kid. I had no idea he had a society.
06:20It was kind of an unofficial fan club.
06:23Anyway, he wanted to be buried with this.
06:30It's issue number one from 1941.
06:34It's extremely rare.
06:36Extremely valuable.
06:41The last thing he said before the bookshelf fell on top of him was that he wanted to be buried
06:44with it.
06:45We were on the phone together when it happened.
06:47He made this noise like...
06:55And then I hung up and called 911.
06:59We're very sorry for your loss.
07:02Oh honey, that's terrific!
07:05Marcy's lawyer poked so many holes in the case the feds dropped all the charges.
07:08Oh, wonderful!
07:11Well, I don't like lawyers, but you give them a blowjob if you have to.
07:15Okay, sweetie. I'll talk to you soon.
07:18Okay, bye.
07:20Ugh.
07:21That's a relief.
07:23It certainly is.
07:24You want to help Grandma fold laundry?
07:27No.
07:29That's okay.
07:30You just sit there and be your adorable little self.
07:37We should get out and do something today.
07:39Okay, what?
07:40I came up with the zoo. Now it's your turn to come up with something.
07:45We could go to the park.
07:46You've been here for two weeks. We've been to the park almost every single day.
07:50Maya loves the park.
07:52We've been through this already.
07:56Getting on your nerves, aren't we?
07:58Yeah.
08:00Would you like us to leave?
08:01I didn't say that.
08:02Are you sure?
08:03Believe me, if I wanted you to leave, you'd know it.
08:07Think big, Fisher.
08:09Think different. Something...
08:11Sky's the limit.
08:13I'm tired of coming up with all the ideas in this marriage.
08:16This isn't a marriage.
08:18It's starting to feel like one.
08:20I suppose you want to go home and make up with your hubby.
08:23I'm not ready.
08:27What if I told Nate to take Maya back to daycare for the next couple of days?
08:31That's a start.
08:32What would you like to do?
08:33No, you're missing the point.
08:35What would you like to do?
08:38George is always talking about his travels and...
08:41I thought we'd have adventures together.
08:43But so far, he hasn't taken me anywhere.
08:45So?
08:47Let's go on a road trip.
08:48Now you're talking?
08:50Where do you want to go?
08:52Someplace exotic.
08:53I need to do what's best for my child and move forward.
09:15Oh, God, I love you.
09:21What?
09:22You can't handle that?
09:25You can't, can you?
09:28God, come on, Bram.
09:29I just came over here.
09:29Do I fuck my brains out?
09:33You know what?
09:33You're right.
09:34I can't handle this right now.
09:50I need to know what you feel for me, Nate.
09:56Do you feel anything?
09:57Yeah, of course I do, Brenda.
10:00God, look, I just spent the past year dealing with losing somebody, okay?
10:04Losing everything that I committed myself to.
10:09It wasn't even that good when I'm perfectly honest with myself, so...
10:12I don't wanna...
10:13But you want me to be available for sex without...
10:15No, I don't want anything, okay?
10:17This is too fucking intense for me.
10:19I have a daughter now.
10:19That is so lame.
10:21What is lame about having a daughter?
10:23Using it as an excuse.
10:24Oh, God.
10:27I could be part of both your...
10:29No, you couldn't.
10:35I have to go.
10:36Yeah, fine, go.
10:44I'm sorry.
10:45Just go, go, go.
11:02Hello?
11:03Hey.
11:04Vanessa, it's me.
11:05Hang on.
11:06Julio!
11:06No, no, no, no, no, wait.
11:08Hi, Papi.
11:09Hey, Julio.
11:11Uh, I wasn't done talking to Mommy.
11:15Just wanted to talk to you.
11:17Oh, she doesn't?
11:18No.
11:19Okay.
11:21How's my little man?
11:23Good.
11:24Yeah?
11:25Yeah?
11:27Soon, soon.
11:28Papi's just been really busy at work lately.
11:29I love you, Papi.
11:31I love you too.
11:32Oh, I have to.
11:33I can't stay another minute.
11:35There's another town I have to inspect.
11:36Hey, baby.
11:37Now, right now.
11:38People are waiting.
11:39How do I get out?
11:40I can't believe it.
11:41You can't believe what?
11:42Can't believe I have another town to inspect?
11:44Of course I do.
11:45Please don't be angry.
11:46What?
11:47Wasn't angry.
11:48Nice.
12:09So, where are we going?
12:13Rosarita Beach.
12:14Mexico?
12:15That's not too far, is it?
12:17Four hours tops.
12:20Oh, it's your trip.
12:22You're driving.
12:24Kevin, you're the navigator.
12:27I did all the research.
12:29Wow.
12:30I got a map from the internet and a list of all the haciendas.
12:33And I made us a reservation.
12:36It's the off season and everything's reduced.
12:38Yeah!
12:39What the fuck?
12:40Let's go to Mexico!
12:46It's not like I have to cross a bridge every day.
12:49I never have to cross bridges.
12:51But I think about crossing them constantly.
13:00You're talking metaphorically.
13:02No, I'm talking about literal bridges.
13:05Did anything bad ever happen to you on a bridge?
13:08No.
13:10Did anything bad ever happen to someone you love on a bridge?
13:13No, but they collapse all the time.
13:15If you Google bridge collapses, you get like a thousand hits.
13:18And you're worried that if you cross a bridge, it'll collapse?
13:22Yes.
13:24That's a phobia, Byron.
13:26I know that.
13:31I want you to try something for me.
13:35I want you to imagine that you're walking down the street.
13:39And you come to a bridge.
13:42But I wouldn't. I would go around it.
13:44This time you can't go around it. Going around it's not an option.
13:49I don't like this.
13:51It's just a short bridge.
13:58Just imagine...
13:59You're walking across it.
14:04And it doesn't collapse.
14:09Now you're on the other side, safe and sound.
14:11No, I'm not.
14:12You're not?
14:13No, halfway across I jumped off.
14:23Byron, are you taking any medication at the moment?
14:2640 milligrams of Prozac.
14:41Okay, well, I have to check in with my supervisor, Dr. Key, okay?
14:46So, we'll be right back.
14:49I don't think he's suicidal.
14:51I think he's phobic, and I think he has OCD.
14:54I think you might be right.
14:57I'll let his Prozac and see if that helps.
15:00I'd like to address his behavior.
15:02You want to force him to walk across the bridge?
15:04No.
15:06Yes.
15:07Gradually.
15:10I've got a real knack for this, Brenda, but...
15:13You can't just force someone who's phobic to face their fears.
15:16Why not?
15:17Because you have to be more patient than that.
15:20Someone like Byron might never get over his phobia.
15:23Then what is the point of continuing his therapy?
15:28Well, maybe it's the one thing that keeps him from jumping off a bridge.
15:34I think we can do better than that.
15:38Hey.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Is she here?
15:42Hear what?
15:44Professor Pope.
15:45She's got in a car accident.
15:47She's dead?
15:48No.
15:49No, she just suffered internal injuries.
15:51She's gonna be out for at least a month.
15:53But she's gonna be okay?
15:55Yeah.
15:55Well, I mean, that depends on your definition of serious internal injuries.
16:00If she punctured her gallbladder, she'll be fine.
16:03Apparently we don't even need our gallbladder.
16:06But if it's her liver or lungs or something more vital, then it's not so good.
16:11What if it was her labia?
16:14Wouldn't that be totally tragic for her?
16:18Why are you looking at me like I'm some kind of retard?
16:20Because I swear, Russell, sometimes you are.
16:23And for your information, labia are not internal organs.
16:29Hello, everybody. My name is Billy Chenoweth.
16:32Hi.
16:34And I'll be your sup for the rest of the semester.
16:38Do you mind?
16:41Yeah, I do.
16:42Until then, you guys are, unfortunately, mine.
16:51Hey.
16:52Wait.
17:03Oh, God. I feel so guilty.
17:06Why?
17:07For being alive.
17:13I just wanted Lisa gone. I just wanted her out of my life.
17:17But you didn't make it happen.
17:20It should have been me.
17:22Oh, God. No. No.
17:25Nate, too many people love you and need you.
17:28Your family, Maya.
17:31I need you. I need you so much.
17:41That's the problem.
17:43You're so full of holes. You're this gaping, bottomless pit of need.
17:47You neurotic, tedious, salvador bitch!
17:52Hey!
17:55Move it!
17:57Fuck off, you stupid bitch!
18:00He turns waste into black gold, oil, and gasoline.
18:10The amount of waste out there is enormous.
18:1412 billion tons of solid waste produced each year in the United States alone.
18:18It takes the nation's dump trucks.
18:21323 million trips to carry all that trash.
18:24But some say there's more than rubbish in the landfills.
18:28Brian Appel's company believes there are riches.
18:31A renewable energy resource.
18:33We open this valve and the oil comes out from here.
18:37They're turning waste into fuel.
18:39And they've invented an ingenious new technology to do.
18:42It's already proving itself at their pilot plan in Philadelphia.
18:47It's okay.
18:51It's okay.
18:53It's okay.
18:54It's okay.
18:54It's okay.
18:59I have a series of accidents.
19:05They start by shredding the material and mixing it with water so they can pump it through ice.
19:10One after another.
19:58So, it's okay.
20:22Okay, now we know the reason it was so cheap.
20:25It's a dump.
20:27It's not a dump.
20:29It's rustic.
20:33It's a little maid service, that's all.
20:37At least we can see the ocean.
20:39Well, there's that.
20:47Poo!
20:54I made a terrible decision and brought us to a horrible place.
20:58Oh, come on.
20:59It's Rosarita.
21:01I mean, we're in a foreign country, Fisher.
21:03Horrible and terrible are two of the most underrated qualities when traveling in a foreign country.
21:07Horrible and terrible often lead to fun and adventure.
21:10Really and truly?
21:11You know the saying you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit?
21:14I don't believe I'd ever heard that one.
21:17Well, I'm here to tell you, you can.
21:19And I have.
21:23So I was in Patagonia for a while.
21:25It's unbelievable how cheaply you can live down there.
21:27And then I got amoebic dysentery.
21:29Yeah, my grand money finally ran out, so I figured, time to head back to the States.
21:33That's when I got the call from Dean Pirelli about filling in for Carolyn Pope.
21:38If I could kill him for his tenure, it would close my mind.
21:42What can I say?
21:43Shit definitely rolls uphill.
21:44Wait, you don't think she's any good?
21:47Hmm, well, she's strictly academic.
21:53Muffin?
21:57Yeah, it was Brenda.
22:00Hmm.
22:02We haven't spoken in almost a year.
22:05I guess you could say we're officially estranged.
22:09What's going on with you?
22:11Hmm.
22:12I don't know.
22:13I guess I'm depressed.
22:16I don't think it's clinical, but I just can't seem to have a normal, healthy relationship with another person.
22:23Right, right.
22:24It's a kid in line.
22:25Nobody has normal, healthy relationships.
22:27My theory, which I've yet to put into practice, is to pick someone slightly less crazier than you are.
22:36Yeah, society, like, propagates this vision of people hooking up and staying together forever.
22:40Reality, how often does that actually happen?
22:44Yeah, I think it all comes down to, like, basic animal chemistry.
22:48And if you get the chemistry wrong, it's, like, bleach and whatever that shit that makes bleach explode.
22:54Right, I think it's on you.
22:55Okay.
22:56Yeah, I hear you.
22:59You know, I think, like, you start out with whatever your fucking parents and their sick fuck gene pool stick
23:04you with, right?
23:05But if you see enough shrinks, and for long enough, you get your cocktail right, then you can, uh, get
23:13over yourself.
23:14Have a life.
23:17I wonder if there's a cocktail that can make you compatible with someone else.
23:22I'm sure I should hope so.
23:28Begin, guys.
23:32These are mushrooms.
23:34Giant portabellas.
23:35The best, the best, the filet mignon or fungi.
23:38If you wanted a filet mignon, why not just eat a filet mignon?
23:42Do you know how many units of caloric energy it takes to make a single calorie of beef stink?
23:47Uh, no.
23:48But I have a feeling you're about to tell me.
23:5078 calories of fossil fuel for every calorie of beef protein.
23:55The meat industry, along with most of the agribusiness in this country, is completely and utterly unsustainable.
24:01So you're saying we shouldn't eat meat?
24:02Well, meat isn't the problem.
24:04It's how far away from the table the food, whatever it is, is produced.
24:06If it's produced locally, it's not just fresher, it's less wasteful.
24:11I used to work at a food co-op in Seattle.
24:13We used to hunt for chanterelles.
24:15I remember reading somewhere that mushrooms are grown in dung.
24:19Everything organic is grown in dung.
24:20You think fertilizer is?
24:22These, I believe, were grown in sheep dung.
24:25In Ventura.
24:26Evening, gentlemen.
24:29David, you want to join us for dinner?
24:32George grilled up some giant portobello mushrooms.
24:34And they were fertilized in sheep dung.
24:36Um, no thanks.
24:38I'm going home to my husband.
24:42You guys have fun.
24:50I know it's a period piece and a presidential biopic, but...
24:54Look, what most people don't realize is that William Howard Taft, aside from being the fattest president ever, was also
25:01like this underdog and a rebel.
25:04He was kind of like the M&M of his day.
25:07Yeah.
25:07Oh, yeah.
25:08Sean Penn would be totally awesome, but is he going to be willing to put on 150 pounds?
25:12Yeah.
25:13All right, yeah, listen, man.
25:14I got to go.
25:15I'll, uh, I'll check you later.
25:17Hey, Brent.
25:17Hey.
25:18I haven't seen you in a while.
25:20Yeah.
25:21What can I do for you?
25:23I just, you know, I need a little something.
25:24What do you want?
25:25You want some brownies, kahuna, catch of the day?
25:28Then what do you recommend?
25:29Catch of the day is this pale green shit from up in Mendocino.
25:32It's, uh, very sticky, very nice, not too skunky.
25:35Sounds good.
25:42Thanks.
26:03I'm mad at the speed of the speed.
26:14What, we don't eat dinner together anymore?
26:17I thought you were working late.
26:20Well, I'm not.
26:22I'm sorry, um, I just ate the last piece.
26:27But you want me to fix you something?
26:29No, I think I'll go to Fat Burger.
26:32Alone.
26:40You guys want to play three-handed bridge?
26:42No.
26:45Uh, not me.
26:46I'm going to turn it early on beat.
26:49Yeah, I think I really got to, I got to get my iron bath.
26:56What the hell was that?
27:09Okay, whoever the fuck you are, we can see you.
27:12Yeah, and we've got a gun!
27:14Yeah, and a phone.
27:15So, if you don't step out from behind those drapes, we're going to fill them below!
27:19No, no shoot!
27:20No shooting!
27:24It's you.
27:25You don't have a gun.
27:26No!
27:27Unless you've got a good fucking reason for breaking into our place of business.
27:30I'm calling the cops.
27:31What the hell's going on down here?
27:32Where's Maya?
27:33I put her in the playpen on the sun.
27:34Run for it!
27:43What the fuck are you doing in my house?
27:52Get up.
27:57You broke in here to steal your dead buddy's comic book?
27:59It was his idea.
28:00Shut up!
28:01It's worth four grand.
28:03Maybe four and a half.
28:05And he wasn't my buddy.
28:06I didn't even like him.
28:08That's it.
28:09I'm calling the cops.
28:10No, hey, don't bother, Rico.
28:11I don't care whether you liked him or not.
28:13His last wish was to be buried with this thing, and that's exactly what we're going to do.
28:18So put it back.
28:29Get the hell out of my house before I change my mind and call the cops.
28:32Right.
28:35I think you brought my fucking arm, dude.
28:40Nicely done.
28:50I think you brought my fucking arm, dude.
28:55I think you brought my fucking arm, dude.
29:11And I'll tell you something.
29:26Oh man...
29:27I've gotta get out of here.
29:32That's cool with me.
29:34Hey, don't forget your bag of tea.
29:41this water isn't very hot it's a lukewarm tub you have some of this i don't like tequila
29:49you know that cold rubbery lobster dinner we just ate it's probably seeding with bacteria
29:54a couple of swigs of this we won't be fighting all night over who gets to ride the porcelain bus
30:12i've been in here over 10 minutes and it's not getting any warmer
30:16i'd have to mind a complaint of the manager go for it fisher
30:39do you speak english yes how may i help you the heater in the jacuzzi doesn't seem to be working
30:45very well i'm sorry uh we turn it off after sunset during the off season
30:52my friend and i are paying guests of your motel and we would like the heater on on the jacuzzi
30:58whether or not it's the off season is none of our concern you can turn the damn thing on or
31:03give us
31:03a full refund we can't give you a refund for the room you've already checked in then we'll check
31:09ouch and i'll call the credit card company and have them refuse payment
31:22i'll turn the heater on in the jacuzzi but only for one half hour
31:27thank you very much
31:36i don't know what you did in there but this baby is cooking like a lobster pot
31:45give me some more then
31:46give me some more then
31:48give me some more then
32:26i just remembered the first time i ever realized what dad really did in this house
32:32i had this dog yippie
32:35i found him underneath my bed and he was already dead so
32:39i wrapped him up in a blanket and i brought him downstairs to the prep room i thought maybe dad
32:43could fix him you know bring him back somehow
32:48i realized there are all these bodies down there
32:53they're all dead
32:56and dad was fixing them he wasn't bringing anybody back he was just making them more
33:01resentable
33:06i always thought there was a sad alone in the dark down there
33:11they just needed someone to come and sit with him
33:14yeah i thought that too
33:19sometimes i still do
33:29that's you
33:32that's me
33:38where's dad
33:44he's about here
33:52is this for class
33:54no
33:55i'm not sure what it's for yet
33:57maybe it's just for me
34:00i love that little
34:02coffer refrigerator
34:04thank you
34:07i mean i still always
34:08think about acting out
34:10but uh
34:11now when i get in the car and take a drive
34:13instead of picking up a hooker
34:14i uh
34:16i just go to the crispy cream
34:19i'm addicted to crispy cream
34:20and
34:2240 pounds heavier
34:23and
34:23even my wife doesn't want to
34:26excuse my french
34:26fuck me
34:27fuck me
34:29i'm sorry
34:31someone here tonight reeks of marijuana
34:40it's not a
34:43no but it's still against the rules
34:46i think you should leave
34:47and come back when you're straight or sober
34:51you're right
34:52you're right
34:55i'm sorry but
34:57i really need to be here
35:01i'm
35:05i need to be here
35:08i'm really scared about what'll happen to me if i leave
35:11so please don't make me leave
35:22thank you
35:23thank you
35:50hey buddy boy
35:56if he's dead
35:59can you fix him
36:03sorry kiddo
36:03but i can't
36:06tell you what we can do though
36:12we can give him a real nice send off
36:31we need something of yours to put in with him
36:35he has my blanket
36:37something more personal
36:39i know
36:39i know
36:40why don't you climb in with him
36:42that way he'll never be lonely
36:56nate i'm sorry
36:58but i have to take something with me
37:01being alone for all eternity sucks like you wouldn't believe
37:03i need something really personal like a piece of me
37:08i've decided it should be maya
37:10no
37:15nate
37:15you know what dad used to say
37:17we all have to go sometime
37:32who are you supposed to be
37:34death man
37:36i wanted to be the grim reaper
37:38but the folks at marvel already had a copyright on it
37:40so
37:41sorry kiddo
37:43they're all coming with me
37:48i could stay if you want me to
37:52yes
37:57nobody stays
37:59including you
38:12sit
38:17i'm allergic to dogs
38:25now there's the man i married
38:28who wants the end piece
38:35honey
38:44buddy boy
38:57he liked a lot of things
38:59his comic book collection of course
39:03the lord of the rings trilogy
39:06every movie that hallie barry was in
39:09except
39:10monster's ball
39:11for some reason he didn't like monster's ball
39:13it's like these guys hit 15 and got stuck in some kind of time warp
39:17it's kind of scary isn't it
39:21it's just depressing how alienated they all look
39:26well from us maybe but
39:29look at them their community
39:33this is who they are
39:35when they came to visit him in the cloud city
39:39her name would maybe have been
39:41linda
39:44and then
39:44are you crying
39:46no no
39:47a lot of you already know
39:50okay i know something you're acting like a serious freak
39:53what is luke returning from
39:56maybe i am a serious freak
40:07i don't know what the hell's going on with me
40:09billy p williams and hallie could have gotten married
40:11and he would have been
40:12in the calmer scene
40:19i love this
40:20it's kind of cute
40:23wow you're like the witch in silence
40:37why not a beach where the horse happens
40:39you want to know what i think
40:43i think you should just move on
40:47you do
40:48how long were you two together
40:51since high school
40:53it's a long time
40:54i know a lot of mammals made for life
40:56but most primates don't
40:59we're human beings not primates
41:02we share 98.8 percent of the same dna as a chimpanzee
41:06we're more closely related to them than they are to gorillas
41:11maybe your time with her is over
41:13you're young enough
41:14just go find another one
41:20oh my god
41:21you guys pulled in my undies
41:23that is so fucking sweet
41:30is she still living here
41:32evidently
41:36i thought edie and anita were supposed to be here
41:38they were supposed to be
41:39but they're not
41:41i think it's because of me
41:44i thought we were gonna take pictures
41:46dude nobody brought a camera
41:48here
41:49feed the pigeons
41:56this sucks
41:58wanna go see a movie
42:01not really
42:04wanna get something to eat
42:06i'm not hungry
42:07yeah me neither
42:11you could drive over to lockman
42:12check out the arbust exhibit
42:15why don't you go ahead and then
42:17report back to us
42:21okay
42:23maybe i will
42:29later
42:34so i heard something
42:39what'd you hear
42:39it was from edie and anita
42:42oh
42:44they said something about you never having an orgasm
42:48actually edie did a piece on it last night at nuts and jolts
42:50she did
42:53a straight girl wanted to eat my pussy but then she changed her mind
42:57she said that
42:59verbatim
43:00it was kinda cool though
43:06oh god
43:07i am so fucking embarrassed right now
43:09nah don't be
43:10yeah that's easy for you to say
43:12no
43:12listen really
43:13don't be
43:17is it true though
43:19yes
43:20i changed my mind
43:22no i meant about the orgasm
43:30because if it is it's totally cool
43:31believe me
43:32most of the women that i've been with have had a hard time
43:36but i heard about this like new technique
43:39and i've been looking forward to trying it out
43:44would you like me to try it out with you
43:48okay
44:12i was watching that
44:13too bad
44:14you trying to pick a fight with me
44:16maybe i am
44:18look if this is about celeste i thought we were okay with that
44:20we were now we're not
44:21you can't just be okay with something and not be okay with it for no reason
44:25maybe i've had time to think it through and it's not digesting well
44:29well take her tums why don't you
44:33i fucked sarge
44:37who
44:39the veiny guy from la habra
44:41who didn't secretly want me to have women's breasts
44:44wait when did you fuck the veiny guy from la habra
44:47after we agreed not to fuck anybody outside the relationship
44:49then why would you ask me not to fuck anybody outside the relationship
44:52if you were just gonna turn right the fuck around and fuck somebody yourself
44:55i don't know
44:56because i didn't want you to fuck anybody else
44:57i wasn't planning on fucking anybody else either
45:00well how is that fair
45:01because i knew that i could do it without it meaning anything
45:03believe me i can do it without it meaning anything too
45:07what's that supposed to mean
45:08it means that i wouldn't do it if it meant anything because i love you
45:14you are not getting off that easy
45:16look i fucked celeste
45:17you fucked veiny guy from la habra
45:19tit for tat we're even
45:20okay you don't get to say the word tit to me
45:23ever
45:25i'm taking a shower
45:26yeah well don't blow anybody while you're in there
45:32wow
45:34pretty good huh
45:35oh my god
45:39you know what it's called
45:42it has a name
45:47grinding the corn
45:51grinding the corn
45:54what's the corn
45:57you know with like a mortar and pestle
46:00only you push the pestle against the rim of the mortar
46:04not in the bowl
46:08oh
46:17yeah
46:18yeah
46:21oh
46:22oh
46:23oh
46:23oh
46:23oh
46:24oh
47:06Is he going to be okay?
47:15It's not my fault, is it?
47:17Of course not, Fisher.
47:19There's probably something wrong with it.
47:46I think I'd like to go home now.
47:48I don't know.
47:56Amen.