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00:14Over there, I just saw Finn.
00:16Hey, most polluted port in America?
00:19Nothing to live here.
00:21Really?
00:21No.
00:22That makes me sad.
00:24So beautiful at night.
00:25Yeah, so is Burbank.
00:28You're gorgeous, you know that?
00:30Shut up.
00:31So why haven't you ever talked to me before?
00:32I was intimidated.
00:34You're very intimidating.
00:36I'm full of shit.
00:40Of course, they picked a goddamn vote this year so nobody can leave before Parkinson's jerk-off speech about what
00:47a fucking great company this is, right?
00:50Right.
00:51Like anything that self-important fuck says can change the fact that we'll be filing for bankruptcy by the end
00:57of the year.
00:57You're new here, aren't you?
00:59Yeah, about six months.
01:01Well, I'd start sending out my resume now.
01:04Unless you're one of Parkinson's fucking inner circle.
01:08If you are, well then, fuck me, right?
01:13Do you want to go and get another drink?
01:16Please.
01:17Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:18Excuse me.
01:20I guess I'm the asshole for telling the fucking truth.
01:23Oh, shit.
01:25That's not fair.
01:29You son!
01:45Morning.
01:46I thought you scared me.
01:47You're up early.
01:49You slept like a fucking baby.
01:51Yeah, me too.
01:53After the night we had?
01:54Mm.
01:55It's your exhaustion factor alone.
01:57Yeah, I gotta say, it was worth the wait.
02:00So does this mean the ebb is over?
02:02For now.
02:02Want a coffee?
02:03Yep.
02:07Wow, this is kind of racy.
02:08Hey, hey, no.
02:11Was that your novel?
02:12I didn't know what it is yet.
02:14When do I get to read it?
02:15When it's ready.
02:16If it's ever ready.
02:18Well, now, who's Christina?
02:19Is that like your fictional alter ego you're holding Caulfield?
02:22She's more like my Humbert Humbert.
02:26You know, my Constance Chatterley.
02:31She's like Hermione in the Harry Potter books.
02:34What would you rather have?
02:35Some overly educated gas bag like Trevor
02:37or a semi-literate fuck machine like me?
02:40Come on.
02:40That's a no-brainer.
02:41No pun intended.
02:43Hey, I, uh, I have something for you.
02:50Uh, I know it's small, but it is a diamond.
02:52Oh, you think I care about diamonds?
02:55Will you marry me, Brenda Chenoweth?
02:58Haven't we done this already?
03:05What?
03:06I love you.
03:09Good.
03:12Something else?
03:14I thought we could announce it to my family at dinner tonight.
03:17Oh, Nate.
03:17Well, no, I was gonna ask my mom to make dinner.
03:19Look, we have to do this sometime.
03:22What about your family?
03:23Are you kidding?
03:24They're way too consumed and they're in divorce drama to even notice.
03:28Let's just not tell them and say that we did.
03:30What about Billy?
03:32You know, I haven't really talked to him for a while.
03:34Well, hey, why don't I make you pancakes from scratch like a good little wife-to-be before
03:40I fuck your brains out and send you off to the office?
03:42Well, how about we skip pancakes?
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46Mmm.
03:48Mmm.
03:51Shit, you're already dressed?
03:52Am I holding you up?
03:53No, not really.
03:55Well, maybe a little.
03:56You've got the best shower.
03:58It reminds us of this weird bolt sticking out of the wall that sends out mist.
04:02Looks like five minutes just to get wet.
04:04Hey, how come I always stay here?
04:07It's time for you to stay at my place.
04:08After that great recommendation?
04:10It's nice.
04:12MGM built it back in the 30s to have starlets.
04:15Great parquet floors, unbelievable molding.
04:17But some idiot did an 80s retrofit and ripped out all the good fixtures.
04:23I'll be happy to stay at your house, fixtures aside.
04:30You know, I never thought you'd call me back after that second date.
04:34Why?
04:35Because I never think the good guys are going to call back.
04:38Who said I'm a good guy?
04:39Well, it's been three weeks.
04:41That's usually a sign.
04:42Check with me in three months.
04:43I'll tell you how you're doing.
04:52Ah, good morning.
04:54Sit, sit.
04:55Have some breakfast.
04:56Most important meal of the day.
04:58Good morning, dear.
05:00Apparently.
05:02How would you like your eggs?
05:05Uh, surprise me.
05:08Now, this is good, yeah?
05:10All together for breakfast.
05:14Well, I see it's good neighbor day at the Fisher house.
05:18David, was that a new friend I saw leaving this morning?
05:21Um, please, I'd rather not discuss...
05:23What does he do?
05:24He's a public defender.
05:26You should have asked him in for breakfast.
05:27We'd all like to meet him.
05:29Yes, bring him next time.
05:30I would like to meet him.
05:33Where's Nate?
05:34We have an intake in 15 minutes.
05:35You called from the car.
05:36There was an accident on the tin.
05:38And he told me to ask everyone to be here for dinner tonight.
05:41He has something important to tell us.
05:45A big family dinner.
05:47Will be fun, huh?
05:48Yeah.
05:51Everybody had gotten off.
05:53And the lights were on, and...
05:55You could see what a dumpy little boat it actually was, and...
05:59And...
06:02And he just wasn't there.
06:04Well, I know it's hard to believe right now, but...
06:05I got dumped at a party in college once.
06:08It's the Kappa Sig Luau.
06:09By, uh...
06:11Some guy whose name I don't even remember.
06:14The sun was coming up, and I just...
06:16Sat there, staring at this stupid pig carcass.
06:20In my stupid Hawaiian print sundress.
06:25Mrs. Collins, have you thought about...
06:26Matthew and I had been married for almost 20 years.
06:29Can you believe that?
06:32I met him when I was barely 20.
06:37And now he's dead, and...
06:41And I'm just that much closer to it.
06:46Um, I'm sorry.
06:47We don't allow smoking inside.
06:50Please put that out.
06:51It's against California state law.
06:52We could be fined.
06:58Oh.
07:04Sorry.
07:07How long will it take?
07:09It depends on the kind of service you were thinking of.
07:12Length of visitation, should you choose an open casket.
07:14My husband was dredged up from Long Beach Harbor...
07:16...with a propeller sliced halfway down his body.
07:19Closed casket, then.
07:22How much?
07:24I can't spend a lot of money.
07:26We're probably looking at around $7,000.
07:29That seems like a lot.
07:30It's about average.
07:32Maybe a little less.
07:33We'll take care of everything.
07:35Make it as easy on you as possible.
07:37Will.
07:40I need to think about this.
07:43Of course.
07:44Let us know what you decide.
07:45I can show myself out.
07:50Shopping around for the best deal.
07:52Is that her right?
07:53She's wasting our time.
08:00Oh, dear.
08:01When did you get so dried out?
08:03You must be thirsty.
08:13The flowers are lovely, Sarah.
08:16I just got them on my morning walk through the canyon.
08:18Don't worry.
08:18You didn't put me out one bit.
08:21This kitchen is exactly the same.
08:24Yes, it is.
08:27You look well.
08:29So do you.
08:30I only just got your messages.
08:32I was in Madrid.
08:33I wanted to stay through Christmas, but I ran out of money.
08:36The reason I was calling was because, well, what I wanted to say was that I forgive you.
08:46You're the only family apart from the children that I have left.
08:49I didn't want more time to go by without not talking.
08:52We're sisters.
08:53You shouldn't be estranged.
08:56I took this course called The Plan.
08:59You did The Plan?
09:00You're shitting me.
09:02That is so great, Ruth, you of all people.
09:05What's that supposed to mean?
09:06No, it's very brave.
09:07I know it couldn't have been easy for you.
09:09I did it myself back in the 70s, when it was still called Transitional Focus, before Ernst
09:14Volhofer was busted for tax evasion and sold it to the Canadians.
09:17That's when it became The Plan.
09:20Oh.
09:20I met Volhofer at a party once, and he came on to me.
09:26But I just dropped acid for the first time, and I thought he was some Mayan death priest
09:32who wanted to cut out my heart and throw it into a pit.
09:37So I blew him off.
09:45Catherine Collins has decided to go with the Unger Mortuary.
09:48Well, I guess that's that.
09:49Unger is a Kroner home, Nate.
09:52Yeah, so?
09:53So Kroner charges about double what we do?
09:58That's the third funeral Kroner has stolen from us since Mitzi Huntley came to visit.
10:02They're after us again.
10:03Oh, look, now you're just being dramatic.
10:05This from a man who basically lives in denial.
10:07Hey, look, Stan told me at lunch last week that Kroner stock had taken a nosedive.
10:12Why would they be wasting their time with small potatoes like us?
10:14Uh, maybe because you told Mitzi to shove her gesture of good faith up her ass?
10:18I told you guys that Kroner wasn't going to let out.
10:21Nobody listens to me.
10:22Not now, Federico.
10:23We needed that funeral.
10:25How else are we supposed to pay for the fine from the DCA?
10:27That's $1,800 we don't have right now.
10:29Hey, I asked you to check the proof.
10:31The license number on a billboard opposite a retirement home makes us look like amateurs.
10:35We cannot afford to be vulnerable.
10:36David, I'm not comfortable starting on this woman's apartment until I have a photo.
10:39Fine.
10:40Yeah, well, any idea when that's supposed to arrive?
10:43I have an inspector coming out to my house this afternoon.
10:45It came in this morning and I put it in her file, which you would know if you bothered to
10:49look.
10:52I'm calling Catherine Collins and I'm going to lowball longer.
10:55Even if we cut our profits in half, we can still show Kroner we're willing to fight.
11:07Hey, Mom.
11:09Hello.
11:11Who are you?
11:13I'm your Aunt Sarah.
11:15Oh, Claire.
11:17The goddess is clearly manifesting through you.
11:20It's very obvious.
11:21Thanks.
11:22I thought you were dead.
11:26Oh, the skin like milk.
11:29Treasure it while it lasts.
11:32Ruth, you told your daughter I was dead?
11:35Shame on you.
11:36I never told her any such thing.
11:38Claire, why would you lie about that?
11:41Whenever you talked about her, it just sounded like she was dead.
11:43I just assumed.
11:45Well, I've made a miraculous recovery.
11:49Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:55Tell me exactly what you were feeling when you made this.
11:58Fordham.
11:59Liar.
12:00There's anger and yearning.
12:03Passion.
12:04Resentment of the status quo.
12:05Some jealousy of it as well.
12:07Not the most original perspective, but it's authentic.
12:11Oh, I love this.
12:14Ah.
12:15The technique.
12:17Very precise.
12:18Very adult.
12:20The death of romance in a regimented artificial world.
12:24Lovely.
12:26Actually, I found it in the garbage.
12:28My dad threw it out after the funeral, and I thought it looked cool, so I kept it.
12:34You're an artist, Claire.
12:36Oh, please.
12:37I'm not saying you're any good, yet.
12:39But if you focus and live fully, you could become something.
12:43If you're lucky and don't self-destruct.
12:45Right.
12:46You've got an eye.
12:47You see through the veil.
12:48Well, oh, it's a blessing and a curse.
12:53Okay.
12:55You need something red in your relationship corner, like a red velvet pillow.
13:02Something bordello-y.
13:03You're resisting the carnal.
13:05That's your mother rubbing off on you.
13:06And put a plant in your knowledge corner if you want to grow into your potential.
13:11What is that?
13:12Like feng shui?
13:13You're kidding, right?
13:15You can drop the generic apathy crap.
13:18That's just laziness.
13:19You're more than that, and you know it.
13:25Hey, baby.
13:26Sorry I'm late.
13:27Rico, we are fucked.
13:29It's definitely mold.
13:30I told you so.
13:31See, this is why Julio's cold won't get any better.
13:33But my guess is you've got structural damage in your chimney and water's leaking in somewhere.
13:37When the rain starts, it'll get worse.
13:39Okay, well, what can we do?
13:39Well, I gotta rip this all out and see what's going on inside.
13:43Maybe we can patch things up.
13:44Maybe it'll be bigger than that.
13:46How much is it all gonna cost?
13:47Well, you get serious water damage.
13:48It could be anywhere from three to, I don't know, maybe seven grand if your roof is involved.
13:54Excuse me, one second.
13:57Hey, we can get Ramon to fix it.
13:59Fix it?
13:59He didn't even spot it.
14:00You heard the man.
14:01There is serious water damage.
14:02Any idiot would know that.
14:04Hey, hey, don't call my cousin an idiot.
14:06Oh, okay, no, I'll call you an idiot because you were too cheap to get a real inspector the first
14:09time around.
14:09Oh, I'm an idiot?
14:11Well, maybe it wasn't the smartest idea to go to your sister and buy this piece of shit house behind
14:14my back.
14:15Now, you think about that.
14:21God damn it.
14:22What happened?
14:23I just got snapped running a red light.
14:25Uh-oh.
14:25We are living in a motherfucking police state, I'll tell you what.
14:29Any calls while I was at lunch?
14:30The younger mortuary called to say the funeral we poached from Fisher and Sons is going back to them.
14:35You're kidding.
14:36Oh, we undercut them by almost $500.
14:40Well, now they've undercut us by nearly a grand.
14:42Oh, my God.
14:44I love this.
14:45They're cute, but they are such bad businessmen.
14:48Eh, they won't last.
14:51Hey, what have I got tomorrow?
14:54Uh, your trainer at nine, then back-to-back performance reviews from one to five.
14:58Cancel everything, except the trainer.
15:00All right.
15:01I think I need to spend a little quality time with the fabulous Fisher boys.
15:07Ruth, do you have any tarragon?
15:08All the spices are in that cabinet.
15:11Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas.
15:15Dean and DeLuca have these fantastic spices and test tubes.
15:18Very mad scientists.
15:20You'll love them.
15:21What are you making?
15:22I'm not sure yet.
15:23I'm making chicken Kiev.
15:25I bought all the ingredients to make chicken Kiev.
15:27So we'll make chicken Kiev.
15:29Uh-huh.
15:30Have tarragon, we'll travel.
15:33Tarragon is not listed in the ingredients.
15:35Following instructions, where's the creativity in that?
15:38Cooking is alchemy, not a science.
15:40It is if you want it to turn out right.
15:42Is there anything I can do to help?
15:44Oh, smell it.
15:46Mmm.
15:48Mmm.
15:52This vodka is from Poland.
15:53You will like it.
15:55Ruthie, why don't you join us?
15:57Thank you, Nikolai, but I'll wait till dinner is served to have a glass of wine.
16:00Okay, suit yourself.
16:02No zdrowie.
16:22It's a long story.
16:23It's a long story.
16:23Let's just say there was a man involved.
16:25Of course there was.
16:26Claire, when you're finished mixing the herbs in, you want to form the butter into little logs, eight of them.
16:33Ew.
16:33No, not at all. It's deliciously sensual.
16:36Wash your hands first, Claire.
16:41Ruth, you wild woman.
16:44Nikolai is adorable and hot.
16:47This sex must be spectacular. Good for you.
16:53Oh, my God.
17:00You're all grown up, but your face is still 12 years old.
17:04David, do you remember your Aunt Sarah?
17:06Uh, yes. Hi.
17:09I'm sure you couldn't forget her if you tried.
17:12David, have some vodka.
17:13Yes.
17:16This is so surreal.
17:19The engagement dinner.
17:20I feel like I'm in a training movie from the 50s about how normal people behave.
17:24I know all my family is anything but normal.
17:26Give her to mine. They're the fucking queers.
17:28Look, just relax and enjoy yourself, all right?
17:30You look gorgeous. Everybody loves you.
17:32Not your mother.
17:33All you have to do is sit back and be the center of attention.
17:38All right, come on.
17:42So, Linda, what do you do?
17:45It's Brenda.
17:46Oh, forgive me. I'm drunk.
17:48It's all Nikolai's fault.
17:50Ply me with vodka since the moment he arrived.
17:54I'm a massage therapist.
17:56Oh.
17:56Oh.
17:57She's an amazing massage therapist.
17:58No.
17:59She's writing a novel.
18:00You are?
18:00I am writing something. We'll see what it turns into.
18:04Have you ever read Charlotte Light and Dark?
18:06Yes.
18:07Well, she's Charlotte.
18:09I didn't know that.
18:10What is this? Charlotte Light and who?
18:12It's this book about this girl who's being analyzed, and she's, like, way smarter than the people who are analyzing
18:17her.
18:17And so she's constantly fucking with them, and it's hilarious.
18:20Well, well, Nate.
18:21Great. You continue to be drawn to strong, complex women.
18:25Bravo.
18:26Bravo.
18:29Mom, this dinner is delicious.
18:32I think it's a little sour myself.
18:34No, it's one of the best things you've ever made.
18:36It's great.
18:37You had more vodka?
18:38Oh, please.
18:39I had a lover who was Russian.
18:42He once told me that vodka was to Russians what therapy is to Americans.
18:46Yeah, something habit-forming and expensive that totally destroys her ability to lead an authentic life.
18:55Sorry, both my parents are shrinks.
18:57Ah, and that was very painful for you.
19:00But if it weren't for that, you probably wouldn't be writing your novel, right?
19:04Speaking of creativity, is everyone aware of the budding artist in the family?
19:09You haven't seen Claire's work?
19:11Shame on you.
19:12She needs feedback, even if it's just so she can learn to ignore it.
19:16Claire, I know so many creative people from all over the world.
19:20You must come stay with me in Topanga Canyon and meet some of them.
19:23Okay.
19:31What?
19:39Now is as good a time as any, I guess.
19:43The reason that I wanted us all to get together for dinner tonight is that Brenda and I have decided
19:48to get married.
19:49Good marriage, huh?
19:51This goes for a toast, yes?
19:52Absolutely.
19:55There you go.
19:56Something to toast with.
19:57To romantic love, both the inspiration and utter folly of it.
20:04That's really kind.
20:07Cheers.
20:09So, Linda, I never would have taken you as a type to get married.
20:15Show us the ring.
20:17Yeah, don't blink.
20:18You might miss the diamond.
20:19Here you go.
20:20No, it's beautiful.
20:22Oh, it's lovely, Ruth.
20:23Did you see?
20:25Yes, very nice.
20:27Please, I'll go put on some coffee.
20:41Is there any more of that vodka left?
20:47Ruthie, what's wrong?
20:50Your son is going to marry.
20:51This is a beautiful thing.
20:53It's been a long day, that's all.
20:54I'm fine.
21:06Just look at this mess.
21:09Don't worry.
21:10I'm going to help you clean up.
21:15God, there is so much emotion in Avogate where family is concerned.
21:21Like it in anyone?
21:23Uh, no, thanks.
21:24I'm fine.
21:25Okay, what's the deal with me going to Topanga Canyon?
21:28Mom, I'm like totally freaked.
21:31No one ever told you?
21:33Oh, my.
21:34Well, it seems I'm a terrible influence.
21:40David and I went to stay with Aunt Sarah one weekend and I kind of lost my virginity.
21:44How old were you?
21:46Fifteen.
21:47How old was she?
21:48I'm not sure.
21:49Twenty-something.
21:50She was 32.
21:51Oh, my God, that's totally fucked up.
21:54Your mother has never forgiven me.
21:56And she never will, no matter what she says.
21:58Granted, there was an awful moment when David was lost, but he was found completely unharmed in the canyon the
22:04next morning.
22:06Damn, I miss out on all the best stuff in this family.
22:10Well, that was a disaster.
22:12Your mother hates me more than ever, no?
22:13Look, my mother does not hate me.
22:14Oh, come on, Nate.
22:15Well, who cares if she does?
22:19I'm just glad it's over.
22:22On to the next.
22:23We have a whole lifetime of tense and uncomfortable family gatherings to look forward to.
22:43Hello?
22:44Hey.
22:45Where have you been?
22:45Hey.
22:47We had kind of a family dinner.
22:49My brother's getting married.
22:51Are you drunk?
22:52Yes.
22:54My mother's boyfriend kept pouring vodka.
22:57I'm going to have such a fucking headache tomorrow.
22:59Your mom's boyfriend was there?
23:01So how come you didn't invite me?
23:04Because I knew it would be excruciating and I wanted to spare you.
23:09I wish you were here.
23:12Or me there.
23:14Why?
23:16So we could have hot sex and then fall asleep together.
23:20I mean, you could always come over here.
23:22I'm too drunk.
23:23I shouldn't drive.
23:25Or I could come over there.
23:27I'm too drunk.
23:28I shouldn't drive.
23:31Take some aspirin before you go to bed.
23:32And vitamin C.
23:34Drink lots of water.
23:36I'll talk to you tomorrow.
23:38Okay.
23:39Bye.
23:47Hey, Mom.
23:49Here, let me help you.
23:52You ready?
23:57You should have used your grandmother's ring.
24:00God knows your brother isn't going to use it.
24:02And who knows if Claire will ever settle down.
24:05That ring was for you.
24:07I didn't even know that.
24:08You are the firstborn.
24:09And probably the only opportunity for grandchildren that I will ever live to see.
24:13Mom, you never even told me about it.
24:21You know, what I think this is really about is you don't like Brenda.
24:24That's not true.
24:26I just don't want you to get hurt.
24:28Is she pregnant?
24:30No, she's not.
24:33But she is the woman I love, Mom.
24:35Now, you may not think she's the best person for me, but I do.
24:38And I need you to accept that.
24:52We're glad you came back to Fisher & Sons.
24:54You gave me the best price.
24:55That's the only reason I'm here.
24:57That other place wanted me to sign some waiver before I could see the body.
25:02Do you want me to do that as well?
25:03Mrs. Collins, I really don't think you want to put yourself through that.
25:06Your husband's body experienced severe trauma.
25:09It's beyond restoration.
25:11Restoration?
25:11No, I don't want him restored.
25:14What's the point?
25:18Perhaps we should choose a casket.
25:22You think it's a day like any other?
25:25What you don't realize is that anything can happen.
25:29And then it does.
25:31It happens.
25:33And there's so much left.
25:36Unsaid.
25:38And it was all just wasted time.
25:45I just want somebody to help me understand.
25:48Just to help.
25:53Can you help me?
25:57The first line of C.S. Lewis's A Grief Observed
26:00is no one ever told me grief felt so like fear.
26:04I'll get you a copy.
26:05I think it'll help.
26:08It's going to be okay.
26:11No, it's not.
26:16Nate.
26:18Nate.
26:21What's wrong?
26:24Doesn't it ever get you down?
26:27Sure, all the time.
26:29You know, I keep thinking it's going to get easier, but it just doesn't.
26:32No, it doesn't.
26:36It just gets more familiar.
26:42Hello?
26:43Anybody home?
26:47Hello?
26:51Well, don't you two look sharp?
26:54Just sharp as a couple of little tacks.
26:56Miss Huntley, what can we do for you?
26:58Well, for one thing, you can call me Mitzi.
27:01Stop being so goddamn formal.
27:02Now, how come y'all have not thanked me for this fancy casket wall?
27:06Oh, maybe I should thank you for selling our beautiful and highly profitable casket.
27:11Seeing as how you've bought up, absorbed, and shut down every other competitor?
27:15What the fuck do you want?
27:17What the fuck do I want?
27:20I want you boys to come the fuck with me on a little fucking trip.
27:24What do you fucking say, huh?
27:26Well, a kind of fucking trip.
27:27Well, see, now that's a secret.
27:29We're very busy.
27:30Well, I suggest you get unbusy.
27:32I understand Fisher & Sons neglected to place their license number on a recently printed advertisement.
27:37Now, we've already been fined for that, so you can just turn around.
27:39No, no, I'm not talking about the billboard.
27:41I'm talking about the two-column insure in the funeral pages of the L.A. Times.
27:44It's run, uh-oh, three weeks in a row now.
27:46So that is three fines that you can avoid if you just drop the attitude and come with me.
27:58Federico, hi.
27:59It's David.
28:00And Nate and I are tied up for the rest of the day, so we need you to pick up
28:03the Collins body from the younger mortuary.
28:07Federico, I just need you to do this.
28:10Collins?
28:11Oof.
28:12You bad boy.
28:13That wasn't very nice of you, stealing a funeral from us.
28:16No, but you stole from us first.
28:17Oh, please.
28:19This whole self-righteous tip on the shoulder thing, it kind of worked for Russell Crowe and Gladiator, but honey,
28:23you don't have the special effects to back it up.
28:25You get a big kick out of yourself, don't you?
28:26And you are a big stick in the mud, aren't you?
28:29Lighten up.
28:30The whole purpose of this trip is to have fun.
28:33Just ask Bobo.
28:34I said, now what's Mitzi doing hiding all the way in back?
28:38Oh, hi, darling.
28:39You know the Fishers.
28:41Bobo.
28:41Good to see you guys again.
28:43Well, I need to mingle.
28:44I'm not being a very good hostess.
28:48She's quite a little spitfire, isn't she?
28:50So, when did you all become members?
28:53Members?
28:54Nothing beats flying out to Palm Springs twice a month for a little golf.
28:58You know, I met Merv Griffin last time.
29:00Hell, the guy.
29:01We're never selling to Croner.
29:04Oh, well, then you're idiots.
29:05No offense.
29:33No offense.
30:02It must have been fun having a sister growing up.
30:04Fun is not the word I would choose.
30:06God, I can't believe I've never even met her before.
30:09It's for the best.
30:10Sarah has no boundaries, and she's completely self-involved.
30:13She would have only disappointed you.
30:17Whatever.
30:21Claire.
30:24You know that I think if you work hard, you can be good at whatever you put your mind to.
30:29Yeah.
30:29Sure, Mom.
30:39How long is my house going to be like this?
30:41This is a big job.
30:42You've got to be patient.
30:43Patient?
30:44Where was patient when you told us to buy a house full of mold?
30:46I'm not a licensed house inspector.
30:48You knew that.
30:49Besides, you call that realtor and sue her ass for nondisclosure.
30:52Oh, shit.
30:52I've got to head down to Long Beach before rush hour.
30:54No, no, no, no, no.
30:56Come on, baby.
30:56You've got to stay here, and you have to deal with this.
30:58I've got to pick up a body, okay?
30:59That's what pays the mortgage.
31:00Well, let David go do it.
31:01What are you, his lap dog?
31:02Shut up, okay?
31:03Just shut up.
31:04Can you do that for once?
31:05Whoa, whoa, Rico.
31:05Calm down, man.
31:06She's just stressed with the mess and the two kids.
31:08Who wouldn't be?
31:09Cut her some slack, primo.
31:12I'm out of here.
31:16It can be a real pain.
31:18Yeah.
31:19You don't have to tell me that.
31:21Hey, don't you worry, V.
31:22We'll get this fixed just as soon as we can, okay?
31:24Okay?
31:30The house was built in 59 for Frank Sinatra.
31:34If these walls could talk, huh?
31:36Oh, I don't even want to know what all happened on that coffee table.
31:39Come on.
31:40You see what you boys are missing?
31:42This is the life.
31:43Oh, don't hurt yourself, Bobo.
31:45Listen, would you be a dear darling and fix us up another batch of those frozen margaritas?
31:48Thank you, lovely.
31:50She's single.
31:51I'm engaged.
31:52Yeah, well, I'm married.
31:55There's swimsuits and towels and such in the cabana out by the pool.
31:59Oh.
32:02Pepper used to be captain of the USC swim team.
32:04Now he's trying to make it as an actor.
32:06Oh, God, they're a dime a dozen, aren't they?
32:08Why are we here?
32:09To have fun.
32:11My God, boy.
32:12I don't even think you know what that is.
32:14Listen to me.
32:15I understand exactly how exhausting and depressing running a small business like yours can be.
32:20Your only job today is to forget about all that.
32:26Enjoy.
32:30Well, you should at least try to have a good time.
33:01What's up?
33:03I was just leaving you some laundry.
33:05Thanks.
33:19You got room for me in there, boys?
33:22I want you to know Matt Gilardi never got to come here.
33:26Is that supposed to make us feel better about how he harassed us?
33:29How you're continuing to harass us?
33:30Oh, please.
33:32You boys have got to get over this victim mentality.
33:35Pepper?
33:38Ah, finally the sales pitch.
33:44That's considerably more money than we've ever offered you.
33:48You know, this was our father's business.
33:51It's not something we can just walk away from.
33:53David, nobody is asking you to leave.
33:56We like things just the way they are.
33:58We like our lives just the way they are.
34:09Honey, it may be tomorrow or it may be 10 years from now, but y'all are going under.
34:12It is just evolution.
34:14Kroner's got the size, the resources, the market share, the lobbyists in Washington.
34:17What do y'all got?
34:18Your pride?
34:19Whoa, whoa.
34:21The car's leaving for the airport in five minutes.
34:23Y'all better hurry.
34:40Should we have taken that offer?
34:43What?
34:44Why are we doing this?
34:46Fighting so hard.
34:47Maybe she's right.
34:47Maybe this is a losing battle.
34:49Don't tell me you got seduced by a hot tub.
34:52I mean, so she dangled a big fat check in front of us, so the fuck what?
34:55Nate.
34:55No, we can't give up, David, all right?
34:57We can't.
34:57We just can't.
35:06Medication?
35:12Have you told Brenda yet?
35:15Yeah.
35:15Yeah, like a week ago.
35:18How'd she take it?
35:19Well, you know, Brenda, she pretends to be stronger than all of us.
35:39I didn't think you were coming.
35:40Hey, you.
35:46I didn't think you were coming.
35:49Well, you know me.
35:51I can't sleep without you.
35:56You're the only thing in my life that works.
36:03Oh, shit.
36:05Oh, shit.
36:05Look at my client.
36:07Wait.
36:08Come on.
36:09Hey.
36:10I gotta get this.
36:13Come on.
36:17Oh, God.
36:18I love you so much.
36:20I just love you.
36:41I enjoyed the sermon.
36:43So, do you have to work today?
36:45Not really.
36:45Good.
36:47I thought you had to prepare for a hearing tomorrow.
36:49I'm thinking about blowing that off.
36:50I was, like, totally guilty.
36:52I'd rather spend the day with you.
36:54David!
37:00I know you were here.
37:01That's a big-ass lie.
37:03I saw you staring in church.
37:04Who's this?
37:06Uh, this is Taylor.
37:07Taylor, this is my friend, Ben.
37:08Hi.
37:09Hey.
37:11So, how are you?
37:13You want to go over and say hi?
37:15No.
37:16We'll be late for the moment.
37:17You guys not talking now?
37:19We had an argument.
37:20It's nothing.
37:22Taylor!
37:24Come on.
37:25You gotta go.
37:26I miss you.
37:28Me, too.
37:36You're a new sheep.
37:37Uh, her uncle's an old friend of mine.
37:40Roll onto your back.
37:42Nice and slow.
37:46I'm sorry.
37:47What happens to you all the time?
37:49Something I haven't seen before.
37:51So, don't be embarrassed.
37:53You said I'm embarrassed.
38:00Okay.
38:11Oh, easy.
38:20Feels good.
38:22Like that?
38:22Yeah.
38:23Yeah?
38:24Oh, yeah.
38:26Oh.
38:28Harder.
38:31Oh, God.
38:33Yeah.
38:34Yeah?
38:35Yeah.
38:36Yeah, faster.
38:38Yeah.
38:39Oh, God.
38:40Oh.
38:41Come on.
38:42Oh.
38:44Oh.
38:45Oh, God.
38:46Oh.
38:48Oh.
38:50Oh.
38:50Oh.
39:01So, uh, thanks.
39:04Uh, can I make another appointment for next week?
39:07I don't think that's such a good idea.
39:10Oh.
39:11Okay.
39:13I don't think I can see you again.
39:17Well, thanks again.
39:20Take care.
39:36I know your brother doesn't want me to, but I have to see him.
39:39I really don't think you should put yourself through that before the service.
39:43Look, there's been no restoration that seeing him like this could make it that much worse.
39:46I spent over half of my life with that man.
39:49I slept with him every night for 20 years.
39:52Please, just let me see him.
39:55I have to see him once more.
39:57I want to see him.
40:04All right.
40:08All right.
40:09All right.
40:30Look at you now, you fucking pig.
40:34I'm glad you did.
40:36I'm fucking glad.
40:38And I hope it hurt like hell.
40:48Kenny, he can't hit me anymore.
40:52Kenny.
41:28I really love you, David Fish.
41:39Not quite the response I was hoping for.
41:46I can't say I'm entirely surprised.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:49I'm sorry.
41:51I'm really sorry.
41:54I like you a lot, Ben.
41:58But?
42:05But I'm in love with someone else.
42:08I see.
42:10And when exactly were you planning on telling me this?
42:13It's not that I haven't enjoyed being with you.
42:16You're a great guy.
42:17You're a catch.
42:18And he's not even available.
42:20I just...
42:21I don't want to lie to you.
42:28I just thought it would be a good idea for me to get involved with someone else.
42:32You know, healthy.
42:34Great.
42:34The next you'll be saying you just want to be friends.
42:38Ben!
42:38Well, now I know why you never wanted to introduce me to your family.
42:53Organic herbs and spices from the farmer's market.
42:55Is Claire here?
42:56No, I don't know where she is.
42:58If I want to avoid traffic, I'm going to have to miss her.
43:01Damn.
43:01Tell her this is for her knowledge, Corinna.
43:04She'll know what to do.
43:06I'm sure she'll appreciate that.
43:09Okay, Ruth.
43:10What the hell is going on?
43:12What's going on?
43:13You waltz in here after 20 years,
43:16insulting my cooking,
43:17getting drunk with my boyfriend,
43:19filling my daughter's head with all kinds of ideas,
43:21and reminding my sons of traumatic events in their lives.
43:24Jesus Christ.
43:25Christ, the boy was going to lose his virginity sooner or later,
43:28and Fiona is a great woman, very compassionate.
43:31She was molested.
43:32He was a horny 15-year-old who couldn't believe his good luck.
43:36Of course, I shouldn't be surprised
43:37that you won't take any responsibility.
43:39You never have.
43:40Okay.
43:41That's what this is about.
43:43When Mother died, someone had to step up.
43:45Someone had to take care of Nanny.
43:46But you just did as you pleased.
43:48You never let anybody help you.
43:50God forbid anything should interfere with you feeling sorry for yourself.
43:54If that's what you need to believe to justify your own selfishness.
43:57What do you want me to say, Ruth?
43:59I want you to apologize.
44:01Fine.
44:01I apologize.
44:03Does that make it any better?
44:05No.
44:06Because you had more fun than I did.
44:14The only man I ever loved died when I was 21.
44:22The children I so desperately wanted were impossible
44:26because my ovaries are dry as stone.
44:30And I'm a terrible artist.
44:33But I surround myself with people who have talent that I will never realize.
44:39It's all hard, Ruth.
44:42We just made different choices.
44:56I'm sorry.
44:58I didn't know about the ovaries.
45:05It's fine.
45:10I'm sorry about Nathaniel.
45:15I got you flowers a couple months later.
45:20I was in Peru.
45:30Let me finish mopping.
45:42Hey.
45:44Hey.
45:47How's the writing?
45:48Good.
45:49Really good.
45:54Somebody had a good day.
45:56It was just this woman who was screaming at the mangled body of her dead husband who used to beat
46:02her.
46:03Oh.
46:08Can you imagine hating someone that much and staying with them for 20 years?
46:12What makes you think people stay together because it makes them happy?
46:20Promise me.
46:22If things ever start to go nuts or you ever hate me that we'll deal with it, we won't just
46:25cover it up.
46:27Don't worry.
46:27I'll be long gone before you can hate me.
46:32I don't think I could ever hate you.
46:36Besides, we know what we're doing here.
46:38Absolutely.
46:43So what did you do today?
46:46Not much.
46:48Client.
46:51What do you think you're doing?
46:53Releasing your cock from the prison of your pants.
46:56Do you think that's wise?
46:57You want me to stop?
47:10It's just me.
47:12Are you busy?
47:13Uh, I was just chatting with this friend of mine online.
47:17I found some things I thought you might want.
47:20What things?
47:21Just some things I've collected over the years.
47:29Are these all mine?
47:30Yes.
47:33No way.
47:38Oh my God, it's Blue Pajama Man.
47:41I totally forgot about him.
47:43I kept everything you ever did.
47:48Mom.
48:00Where's Nate?
48:02Oh, he had left home already.
48:05What about Dad?
48:07He was probably working.
48:15Oh my God.
48:17Oh my God.
48:24Oh, my God.
48:26Oh my God.
48:28Oh, my God.
48:30You