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00:15This is the first time I was able to find a new one.
00:16I'm going to find a new one.
00:17I'm going to find a new one.
00:19I'm going to find a new one.
00:39I'm sorry.
00:40No, it's my fault.
00:42Nothing is anybody's fault.
00:45Well, good night.
00:55You're beautiful.
01:28I'm sorry.
01:54David Fisher.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56David, is that you?
01:57I'm sorry.
01:58Could you hold on just a second?
02:01Hello?
02:02David?
02:03Yeah?
02:03It's Jennifer.
02:05Hi.
02:06My father's been killed.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09I'm so sorry.
02:10How did it happen?
02:11He was struck by lightning.
02:13Do you think that you could handle it?
02:15Yeah, of course we'll take care of it.
02:18David, are you okay?
02:19No, that's just...
02:20You sound...
02:21No, hold on.
02:22It's just...
02:24It's my mouth guard so I don't grind my teeth when I sleep.
02:29Jennifer's father died.
02:31I can't believe it.
02:32I hope she's married.
02:34That way I won't have to feel so guilty for wasting almost two years of her life.
02:38Every woman needs to go through falling in love with a gay man.
02:40It's a total female rite of passage.
02:42I mean, what about Claire and what's-his-face?
02:43Keith, don't you ever tell her I told you about that.
02:46I'm serious.
02:46It's like every gay man needs to go through a period where he tries to be straight.
02:49I don't think that's a requirement anymore.
02:51I think we were maybe the last generation that did that.
02:54What about Claire and what's-his-face?
02:58So I'm back on Celeste duty today.
03:00Another talk show?
03:01Some rehearsal for some charity tomorrow.
03:05What should I wear?
03:08Helmet-lying jeans.
03:10Black t-shirt, the faded banana republic woman with the stretch, and black lace-up boots.
03:16David, this is a profession, okay?
03:18There's an image to project.
03:20That image is in fucking Keith of Finland.
03:23Are you not out on the job?
03:26No one's ever asked.
03:27You big whore.
03:29What?
03:29It's not like I'm only defined by being gay.
03:31I'm defined by being a lot of things.
03:32Being black, being American, being-
03:35Busted?
03:35You broke up with me because I was not out.
03:37Well, yeah, to your family.
03:38It's not like I expect you to come out to every person who walks to the funeral.
03:41Nor do I expect you to come out to every client you have,
03:44whether it's Celeste or Cameron Diaz or Ian fucking McKellen.
03:47The people you work with?
03:48Calm down.
03:50I'm not the enemy.
03:52I'm your lover.
03:55Thanks, Barb.
03:56She's never been before.
03:57Seriously?
03:57You've never taken Maya to Legoland?
04:00No.
04:01She's too young for it until placement now.
04:04I used to love to play with those blocks when I was a kid.
04:07Didn't you?
04:07Does Maya love them?
04:10Too young, small parts, joking.
04:12Oh, dear.
04:13She's still that orally fixated.
04:15Well, no wonder.
04:16She was still breastfeeding.
04:19Yeah.
04:21Hey!
04:22Hey!
04:23She just keeps getting bigger every day.
04:25Yeah, kids kind of do that.
04:26You got me.
04:29Thanks.
04:30Uncle Nate?
04:31Yeah?
04:32Could you be sure and give this to David?
04:36Yeah, sure.
04:37Okay.
04:37Tell him that it's for Michaela.
04:39Right.
04:42Okay.
04:43So we'll drop her off on Sunday around six or so?
04:46Hey, listen.
04:46You guys, thanks so much for doing this.
04:48If there's anything you ever need that I can...
04:49Well, yeah, we do need, um, I guess, what point?
04:53Uh, a hundred bucks.
04:54Maybe a hundred and twenty.
04:55For, you know, Maya's share of the hotel and the parking and the restaurant.
04:59Stroller rental.
05:01Of course, yeah.
05:03Uh, look, could you just take her?
05:08Does Maya like to swim?
05:10Yeah, yeah.
05:10She loves it.
05:17She loves it.
05:19Yeah.
05:22I'll say goodbye to Daddy, honey.
05:28Hey.
05:29Bye, baby girl.
05:30I love you.
05:32Have a good time.
05:37Mate, you doing okay?
05:38Oh, yeah, you know, it comes and goes.
05:44I can appreciate the attempt, but I think it looks like something you'd see on a calendar.
05:53Like, in some bargain bin somewhere, like, three months after the new year.
05:58Can you be a little more harsh?
05:59Oh, no, it's obviously a stylish calendar in an upscale store.
06:03Okay, so this piece is no good.
06:04Let's move on.
06:05I think the question is not so much, is this piece good?
06:08I would rather we ask, is this piece successful?
06:12Yeah, well, this is America.
06:13Successful equals good.
06:17Successful in achieving its intention.
06:21Anita, what was your intent with this piece?
06:23I don't know.
06:26I like the way the light was hitting her head.
06:29Do we have to go into every piece knowing exactly what it means?
06:31No, but surely it ended up meaning something to you, or you wouldn't have brought it into class.
06:34Yes.
06:36Oh, God.
06:42Oh.
06:52Oh.
06:58Oh.
06:58Oh.
07:01Oh.
07:07I can't believe this.
07:10I thought Arthur was merely eccentric.
07:12I had no idea he was seriously disturbed.
07:18Kind of brings a new meaning to the term dump truck, huh?
07:26You're just a legend in your own mind, all the renter.
07:31Stop barking at Sammy.
07:32You're never ever gonna be mine, all the hell.
07:36Oh, Fluffy, you guys, whoa!
07:39Hey, over here.
07:40How many of those guys do you think she's fucked?
07:41What the hell is wrong with you?
07:43Some faggots too busy fucking each other to have a work hurry.
07:46Right, okay.
07:49You okay, what's up?
07:50Are you coming on the road with us next month?
07:52Hey!
07:52I'm still waiting to hear.
07:53Last night, Johnny!
07:54Stop!
07:57Jennifer, I'm so terribly sorry.
08:03David, this is my fiancée, Greg Sutton.
08:06Hi, Greg.
08:07I'm glad to meet you.
08:07Yeah, me too.
08:09Shall we?
08:13He's been depressed for years, ever since my mom divorced him.
08:18Well, you remember her.
08:21Yes.
08:22Will your mother be coming to the funeral?
08:25No, she's in a nursing home.
08:30You're kidding.
08:30She's so young.
08:31Honey, I don't mean to rush you, but I've got to be back on the site by noon.
08:35The latest.
08:42So what's going on to our life?
08:46All right.
08:47The thing about Celeste, every concert's packed with teenage girls fucking horny at their minds.
08:53You know what I'm saying?
08:54You better make sure you're checking IDs.
08:56Find your ass in jail.
08:58He's got to make sure you don't videotape nothing.
09:01Weren't you married?
09:03Uh, no.
09:04Not married, but we live together.
09:05Don't do it.
09:07I'm on number three.
09:09I can't seem to fucking learn.
09:11I don't want to play myself.
09:12I want to play someone ugly or fat.
09:14Something that'll show I can be a serious actress.
09:17Hey, you mind if I ask you a personal question?
09:20If I do, I won't answer it.
09:23How many times a week do you get your pole away?
09:26Why?
09:27It ain't what?
09:27I'm curious.
09:29It averages out, I guess, to about five or six times a week.
09:34Hey, you don't need to go on tour.
09:37What about you?
09:40Once.
09:41Twice if I'm lucky.
09:42Or if I buy something.
09:44That's not good.
09:45That is so motherfucking not good.
09:48See if you can at least get some free clothes out of it.
09:51These two great black balls of male erotic fury.
09:55Don't you explode on one another?
09:58That's when everything started.
09:59From those cave paintings, that was the creation of the idea of image,
10:03of the representation of ourselves.
10:05Exactly.
10:05That's when we stopped living inside nature
10:07and started living inside our heads.
10:09Yeah.
10:10That's why we can just sit back and watch
10:12while greedy corporate bush suckers destroy nature.
10:15Since we're no longer a part of it.
10:16If you take humans out of nature,
10:19then all they're left with is human nature.
10:22Okay, that sounds really good,
10:23but what the fuck does that mean?
10:28Oh, Olivia.
10:34There's no doubt his new assistant.
10:37I heard you fucked him.
10:39No.
10:40I did not fuck him.
10:43So why'd you have to be so mean during my crit, you bitch?
10:45Or was that just the new Claire Fisher?
10:47Oh.
10:48It was the new Claire Fisher?
10:50What was wrong with the old one?
10:52She just waited around for the world to happen to her.
11:00Hey, Jimmy.
11:02Fuck!
11:03Oh, my God.
11:04I'm sorry.
11:05I thought that was going to be, like, a charming moment.
11:07Now you want to kill me.
11:09No way.
11:11What good would my life be without you?
11:13Oh, shut up.
11:15So, Claire Fisher?
11:18Yes.
11:19Jimmy.
11:20I'm not exactly sure I know what your last name is.
11:26I would love to hang out with you.
11:29I'll say when.
11:31Okay.
11:32You are verging dangerously close on being smarmy.
11:37You still have to ask my question?
11:40Well, I can come over tomorrow afternoon,
11:42but I have to be home by 7 at the latest.
11:45No.
11:46Does Holly any time with you at all?
11:48And Nicole misses you.
11:50Yeah, well, I miss Nicole, too.
11:51But I have kids of my home, Sophia.
11:54Federico, did Arthur bring some sort of forwarding address?
11:57Uh, no.
11:58I don't think so.
11:59Vanessa?
12:00I'm going to have to call you back, okay, sweetie?
12:02Vanessa?
12:03Oh, no, he didn't.
12:05He's engaged in a campaign of harassment against this family.
12:08Ruth, I wish you'd let this go.
12:09I had no intention of letting it go.
12:11In fact, I have a good mind to get the authorities involved.
12:13That's never a good idea.
12:16What do you got here?
12:19Uh, mail.
12:2060 struck by lightning.
12:22Oh.
12:23What exactly happens to a person when I get struck by lightning?
12:27Well, cardiac arrest is what kills him,
12:29but their insides get fried wherever the current goes,
12:31which in this case was his right arm and left leg,
12:33hence the separate embalming.
12:35So he becomes sort of a human fulgurite, as it were.
12:39Federico, I need to know how to get in touch with Arthur.
12:41Surely there's some way of chasing him.
12:42Ruth, calm down.
12:46Fine.
12:50I'll just resign myself to receiving excrement in the mail for the rest of my days on this earth.
12:59You little shit.
13:01I'm starting to lose patience with all your sensitive man bullshit.
13:05You're not sensitive.
13:07You're a fucking eunuch.
13:09A castrato.
13:10Castrato, I like that.
13:11You little shits.
13:12You don't make jokes.
13:14You take this seriously.
13:15I'd flip you over and spank your candy ass till it bled if I didn't think you'd like it so
13:20much.
13:21I promise I won't like it.
13:23Nice try.
13:27Huh.
13:29I wonder who that is.
13:32Hey, shut the door.
13:35What?
13:37You don't want somebody to see you all tied up like this?
13:40Too bad, because I want the whole world to see what a twisted sister you are.
13:45Freak.
13:48Hey.
13:50Hi.
13:51I thought you might be up for grabbing a movie or a bite or something.
13:56Oh.
13:57I was with her Aunt Barb.
13:58They went to Legoland, and I'm going kind of stir crazy.
14:03Just need to be as somebody, I think.
14:05I just ordered out for pizza.
14:08That's who I thought you were, the pizza guy.
14:10I like pizza.
14:20Bad timing.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:24Well, I guess I should have called.
14:26No, Nate.
14:29Stay.
14:31You can meet him.
14:34Okay.
14:34Just give me a few minutes.
14:38I just don't know if he's the right guy for her.
14:40At least he had sex with her.
14:42I had sex with her?
14:46Oh, right.
14:46You're the stud because you've had sex with more women than I have.
14:49Wow, you're like almost heterosexual.
14:56What's up with you?
14:58I don't know.
14:59It's weird at work.
15:00I feel like Sarah Jane from Imitation of Life.
15:04Well, it makes me Troy Donahue, okay?
15:06This fits.
15:08But there's this side of me that feels all puffed up because everybody thinks I'm straight.
15:14It's like I feel like I'm 15 years old all over again.
15:16I mean, how fucked up is that?
15:17In a culture that consistently puffs up men for being straight, not very.
15:21But, Keith, you have to come out.
15:23David, that's my decision.
15:24You are the last person I ever expected to turn into a self-loathing homo.
15:31Wait, I'll get that.
15:35Keith Charles.
15:37Dwayne.
15:37What up?
15:3911 a.m.?
15:41I know.
15:42Two venti soylates.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Later.
15:49Bitch.
15:50Just because I'm the new guy, I'm their fucking waitress?
15:52So now I can't answer the phone in my own house?
15:54No, don't be silly.
15:55I'll just make sure they always call me on my cell.
15:59David, look, if they take me on tour, I can make a hundred fucking bucks an hour, okay?
16:03And that's for us.
16:05Hi, you've reached David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too gay.
16:19So after watching this thing like a hundred times, I decide, well, I'm going to do the scarecrow for her.
16:23So I'm dancing around, you know, doing the thing, and I'm throwing myself around like a rag doll, and she's
16:28laughing her head off.
16:28And the next thing I know, she starts doing the same thing.
16:31And she's throwing herself around like, and I can just see her, like, cracking her head open on the edge
16:34of a coffee table or something.
16:35That's how you go from feeling like your super dad to the village fucking idiot, you know?
16:40Paranhood is such a huge fucking responsibility.
16:44Aren't you ever, you know, terrified?
16:46Yeah, but, you know, I just remind myself that some things in my life I just don't have any power
16:52over.
16:52I never will.
16:55You know, because fear is no good.
16:58You know, fear can take over your life.
17:02I still feel like Lisa's around, pushing me to move on, wants me to, uh, but you can't, you can't
17:15rush it.
17:24Uh, I should go.
17:27Hi.
17:29Nice to meet you, Joe.
17:30Yeah, you too, and I'll take care.
17:32You all right to drive?
17:33Yeah, yeah.
17:34I can't believe I saw anyone drinking you guys make me feel like such a lowlife.
17:39Be good to yourself.
17:41Yeah, okay, I will.
17:45The guy's seriously wounded.
17:48I'll put, like, one of those lampshades around his head, you know, like they put on dogs so they don't
17:52chew on their stitches.
17:53I know.
17:54Felt like I couldn't turn him away, sorry.
17:57No, no, no, no.
17:59No, I love having your ex-boyfriend invited in when I'm trussed up in the other room like a Christmas
18:04ham.
18:06Yeah?
18:07Yeah.
18:08No, that's hot.
18:09I know it.
18:10I know it.
18:10I know it.
18:39Hey, buddy.
18:41Oh, hello.
18:44What you doing?
18:49So long.
18:59What is it?
19:01Hey, buddy, boy.
19:03What's up, huh?
19:04What are you doing?
19:06Huh?
19:09What are you doing, huh?
19:25Uh-oh, you're coming.
19:27Is Celeste in there?
19:28Who wants to know?
19:29Nancy Freymeyer.
19:30I'm chairwoman of this event.
19:32Please, stand back from the door.
19:40Hi, Celeste.
19:41I'm the...
19:42We have a problem.
19:42Yes, I know.
19:43That's why I'm here.
19:44I bring my own hair and makeup, people.
19:45It's in my contract.
19:47Yes, but we were unaware that there would be a $3,000 fee.
19:50Hey, these people work hard.
19:52We're actually trying to raise money for people with anticoagulative blood disorders.
19:57Right, and that's why I'm here for free.
19:58I'm totally committed to this.
20:00Lucene and Phyllis, however, are not as rich as I am, and therefore cannot afford to work
20:04for free.
20:04Perhaps a more reasonable...
20:06This problem needs to be resolved before I go on stage, all right?
20:10Otherwise, I don't.
20:12Fine, but might I just say, I think you're a gigantic bitch, and I will no longer allow
20:18my daughters to listen to your music.
20:21I'm sorry, you're either trying to weasel out of what you agreed to, or were too stupid
20:25to even read it, and I'm the bitch.
20:30Trollum.
20:31Jesus, some people are tense.
20:38Keith?
20:39That's right.
20:41You peed my john?
20:42I did, and I apologize.
20:45I used to be a cop.
20:46I'm kind of new to this.
20:48I'm a little weird about my bathroom.
21:01That was so funny.
21:03Sorry, I can't hear you.
21:06Got your head so far up Celeste's ass.
21:08It is not.
21:09I can't hear you.
21:10I can't hear you.
21:26I don't know.
22:00I don't know.
22:23Who's that?
22:26An older man who watches over you.
22:28Your father, your grandfather.
22:30He was very unhappy in life.
22:33The other one is a woman, I think.
22:35Can't be sure.
22:35Sit.
22:38Sit.
22:38Sit.
22:51Ah!
22:52Ah, you have a lot to work out in this life.
22:57Too much for one life.
22:59You will have many lives.
23:01Right.
23:03Listen, I think I ought to go.
23:05No offense, I just think this is a huge ball of crap.
23:07She's not gone.
23:10She's trying to get to you.
23:12She just doesn't know how.
23:15She's...
23:16Who is?
23:19I see a woman.
23:22I see water.
23:24She thinks she stopped loving her.
23:27But I only started loving her.
23:32I wanted to love her.
23:35Why, she deserved to be loved.
23:38You still can.
23:40She's dead.
23:41She isn't dead.
23:43She's trying to get back to you.
23:46She loves you.
23:56What can I do?
23:57I'm trying to tell you that I'm going to be embarrassed.
23:58You're embarrassed.
23:59You try to understand what I'm going through.
24:01I am trying, but it's never enough.
24:27My older brother dies when I'm 10.
24:31And my mother develops Alzheimer's really early.
24:35The love of my life turns out to be gay.
24:38And my dad gets struck by lightning.
24:45Why did all this happen to me?
24:50I don't know.
24:53I do know that you...
24:56Don't you fucking take my hand.
24:59Are you serious?
25:01You fucking broke my heart and stomped on it.
25:04And I was such a fucking idiot.
25:06I went out of my way to make it easier for you?
25:10Because you wanted to suck cock?
25:13I was so fucking in love with you, you fucking sadist.
25:17You make me sick.
25:21I hate that you're gay.
25:23I fucking hate it.
25:35You don't hate that I'm gay.
25:37You hate that I lied to you.
25:40You shouldn't hate that.
25:49I lied to myself, too.
26:05Are you sure you like it?
26:07How could I not like the first piece of furniture we purchased together as a couple?
26:11It'll be nice to have a place to display my rock collection.
26:20I spoke to a lawyer today about pressing charges against Arthur.
26:25Oh, shit.
26:28Look, Ruth.
26:29Arthur never sent us any excrement.
26:31Then who did?
26:33My son.
26:34That toy truck was something I bought him.
26:36It's the only thing I ever bought him.
26:38Actually, before he was even born.
26:40Brian?
26:41Kyle.
26:42I thought your son's name was Brian.
26:45I have another son.
26:48Why have you never told me this?
26:50Because he's never really been part of my life.
26:52If he's sending a shit in the mail, he's a part of your life.
26:55No, he isn't.
26:56I was very young.
26:57His mother and I never even married.
27:00The family didn't think I was suitable.
27:02So you just left?
27:03He wasn't born yet.
27:05I was very young.
27:07Nobody wanted me to be part of his life.
27:11Are there other wives you've neglected to tell me about?
27:14No.
27:15Of course not.
27:19Art is just a sentimental construct to alleviate our fear of death.
27:23No.
27:24There's no way to even determine what it is that makes art art.
27:27Much less to teach it.
27:29It's a goddamn illusion that anyone can be taught anything.
27:33I mean, yes, we can all be conditioned up the wazoo.
27:35But, you know, to really learn something, something important that always comes from within.
27:40The gun has spoken.
27:42Now the world sits in silence.
27:48So, why do you teach art, then?
27:50Why?
27:51Uh, because I need the goddamn paycheck.
27:54No, you don't, baby.
27:55Vern left me very well taken care of.
27:57All you have to do is just keep making paintings, and I'll keep buying them.
28:01Did you know that Olivier taught my son?
28:04No.
28:04I'm hot for teacher.
28:07Drink more, Mom.
28:10Oh, darling, don't you want to try the Shiraz?
28:11It's delicious.
28:12No.
28:13I'm good.
28:14You know, I read in the paper about a student who allowed some corporation to tattoo its logo on his
28:19forehead,
28:20and in exchange they paid for his education.
28:22I mean, what the hell is that?
28:23Well, I imagine it's an education for someone who wouldn't normally be able to pay for it himself.
28:28No, it's way more than that.
28:29I mean, my students are all in such a mad rush to become commodities.
28:33But that's always been true of artists.
28:39Where is your bathroom?
28:41Oh, straight through there.
28:43To the left.
28:48It's him.
28:49He's the one.
28:50I can feel it.
28:52He's the one.
28:53You're true.
28:55Now, isn't it nice to have someone who's not only great in bed,
28:58but who's also your intellectual equal?
29:03Just don't fuck it up this time like you always do.
29:06Hmm.
29:08What if she's really not dead?
29:11Nate, they identified her teeth.
29:13Yeah, I know they did.
29:14But what if by some amazing coincidence there's somebody out there
29:16who had the exact same work done to their lower jaw as Lisa?
29:20I suppose that could be possible, but I really think the chances are pretty remote.
29:23Yeah, but it could be possible, right?
29:26Are you high?
29:26No, I'm not.
29:27Not anymore.
29:29Maybe you should just, like, stay in tonight and try to chill out.
29:32Okay?
29:33I've got to go.
29:34I've got a date with the Matthew Barney of Black Arts.
29:37Even though I'm still not the Bjork of Black Arts.
29:43All the chicks are hatched and fluffy now.
29:46Listen to them.
29:47Choo!
29:47Choo!
29:49Choo!
29:49Choo!
29:52Choo!
29:53Choo!
29:54Choo!
29:55Choo!
29:55Choo!
29:55Choo!
29:56Choo!
29:57Choo!
29:57Choo!
29:57Choo!
29:57Choo!
29:58Choo!
30:02Choo!
30:06Choo!
30:09Choo!
30:17Choo!
30:21Where are the kids?
30:23Gusto's in bed, Julio's spending the night over at Charlie's house.
30:26Hmm.
30:30I love you, Vanessa.
30:33I know that.
30:36I love you.
30:39I love you.
30:39I love you.
30:41Another pregnancy.
30:44Who are you?
30:45That's wonderful.
30:46You're looking at an overworked mom with a kid.
30:50I don't have time for a minute.
30:59Tell me what you'd like.
31:01I like you.
31:03Wow.
31:05Tell me what you'd like me to do.
31:07Uh, just do whatever you want and let you know how it works out better.
31:13Why won't you tell me?
31:17Look, I don't have, like, a checklist I need to go through.
31:26You'd like to have your nipples played with?
31:28Not if we have to talk about it.
31:33Well, how else am I supposed to know what to do here, Claire?
31:36Are you telling me you don't?
31:40Okay, maybe we should just go to the movie.
31:52Maybe I should just go home.
31:56All right.
32:12You're never going to learn anything, sweetie.
32:13Not in that program.
32:15How could you possibly learn about counseling in 18 months?
32:18Well, after a lifetime of learning how not to do things, maybe I'm a little ahead of the game.
32:23I just still can't believe you're planning on becoming a shrink.
32:27The irony.
32:29It's superb.
32:30The real irony is that shrinks are who we hire to straighten out our lives, but invariably they're the ones
32:36who are the most fucked up.
32:38I mean, twisted.
32:40Demonic.
32:43Well, then it makes absolute sense that Brenda would become one.
32:48Oh, honey, come on now.
32:50You're never going to be a good shrink without a sense of humor.
32:52Do you think you're a good shrink?
32:54I think I'm a very good shrink.
32:56Does that mean you're very fucked up?
32:58I'm so fucking lootly.
32:59You have no idea.
33:07Darling, do you ever hear from Nate?
33:09Yeah, actually, we saw him last night.
33:12He's still grieving.
33:14Oh, he showed us pictures of his daughter.
33:16Oh, my God, she's so beautiful.
33:18Those eyes so open and trusting.
33:21It is mind-boggling to think that we were all like that once.
33:26I get it.
33:27Now this makes sense.
33:29You want a baby.
33:32Where did that come from?
33:34Come on, darling.
33:35You are getting a little long in the tooth, you know.
33:37This would be the time.
33:40Oh, Brenda's feeling eggy.
33:42Okay, well, it's time for us to go.
33:47Nice meeting you.
33:48Nice meeting you, Jim.
33:50I hope you're up for the challenge of my daughter.
33:52I am.
33:53I am.
33:54It's Joe.
33:55It's Joe.
33:56Bye.
33:56See you in a few years.
34:02Terrible evening.
34:04Oh!
34:04Ah!
34:28What?
34:30What time is it?
34:32Time for you to stop keeping things from me.
34:35Oh, Ruth.
34:37It sounds absurd when you talk like that.
34:46Okay.
34:53I was just a grad student.
34:56And I accidentally knocked up a young woman from a very wealthy family.
35:03I offered to marry her.
35:05The family was dead set against it.
35:09So, I signed something.
35:12So, I signed something.
35:12And we both went on with our lives.
35:16What was I supposed to do?
35:18You've never even seen this child?
35:21Oh, yeah.
35:22I've seen him.
35:25He, uh, tracked me down a couple of years ago.
35:28He was living in some hotel over in Burbank.
35:30And?
35:34I didn't particularly care for him.
35:36As a matter of fact, I found him very unpleasant.
35:39And I assumed he never wanted to see me again.
35:43Why?
35:45Because he said, I don't ever want to see you again.
35:49Where are you going?
35:52I'm going to the bathroom.
35:55George, how can you?
35:56I just don't see how...
35:59I feel like I don't know you at all.
36:01Ruth, please.
36:02Don't blow this all out of proportion.
36:05It's not good for either one of us.
36:30I don't know you at all.
36:51Hello?
36:52Nate?
36:53Barb?
36:54It's Lisa.
36:57Where are you?
36:58I don't know.
36:58They won't tell me.
37:00Well, who won't tell you?
37:01Nate, the number three is not important.
37:04Wait, what?
37:05You buried me.
37:07How could you bury me?
37:09I thought that's what you wanted.
37:11But I'm not dead.
37:12Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:16Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:19Oh!
37:22I don't think it's healthy being so disconnected from your own son.
37:25That's why I called him this morning and told him to be expecting us shortly past noon.
37:29I'm lucky his number was in your address book.
37:31You looked at my address book without asking.
37:32I had an eternal feeling in you.
37:33Ruth!
37:34This is important to me, George.
37:35I do not ask you for many things.
37:41All right.
37:48Oh, you look terrible.
37:50I feel terrible.
37:51I'm worried about you.
37:52You're not taking very good care of yourself.
37:55Well, I'm doing the best I can, Mom.
37:56You pointing out the ways I'm failing doesn't necessarily help.
38:02I'll be waiting for you in the car.
38:11Hey, can I ask you something?
38:13Now may not be the best time, George.
38:16Has your mother always been so anxious about everything?
38:22Pretty much.
38:24She's gotten a lot better since you two got married.
38:28How'd you deal with her?
38:30I moved away when I was 17.
38:33For none of us liveth to himself, and no man dieth to himself.
38:37For if we live, we live unto the Lord.
38:40And if we die, we die unto the Lord.
38:44Whether we live, therefore, or die, we are the Lord's.
38:48Blessed be the dead who die in the Lord.
38:51Even so saith the Spirit.
38:53For they rest from their labors.
38:56The Lord be with you.
38:57What?
38:57What a very nice way to answer the phone.
38:59This is starting to get weird.
39:01Okay, you are not my wife.
39:04I know that.
39:06And I do not want you calling me all the time.
39:08You got that?
39:08Of course.
39:09I'm sorry.
39:11I don't think that I...
39:14I don't ever want to be a problem for you.
39:24George, I have a question for you.
39:26And I want you to answer me honestly.
39:30Ruth, I get the feeling you think I haven't been honest with you.
39:33But I always have.
39:35I just don't want to burden you with things that don't matter, that's all.
39:38It's what I would want from you.
39:44What did you want to ask me?
39:48I have no idea.
39:52I just wanted to thank you.
39:53Of course.
39:55Seriously, ma'am.
39:56Thanks.
39:57Jen told me how she unleashed on you.
40:00I think she really needed to do that.
40:02She's been doing it to me mostly.
40:03Which was just making it harder for him to be there for me.
40:07Yes, that's a scenario I'm familiar with.
40:11The funeral was awesome.
40:12I think the old guy would have really liked it.
40:16Okay.
40:16I'll go get the car.
40:17Okay.
40:18Thanks, son.
40:24Sorry.
40:26I said some pretty terrible things about you.
40:29Yeah, most of which were true.
40:30No, David.
40:31I know it was hard for you, too.
40:33Probably even harder than it was for me.
40:34You're doing it again.
40:36Making it easy for me.
40:41Some things never change.
40:43Yeah, well, some things need to.
40:58So why didn't you just tell him what you wanted?
41:01Oh, because there was absolutely no way.
41:05I think there would just be two.
41:08Ew.
41:10Seriously, you would do that?
41:11Of course.
41:12Oh, yeah.
41:13Otherwise, they'll never figure it out for themselves.
41:15No matter how much porn star screaming I do.
41:18I just wish they knew how to do it on their own.
41:21It's so embarrassing.
41:23Well, that's why girls are better.
41:25They know.
41:27No, thanks.
41:27I love you, but I'm not into eating pussy, okay?
41:29I tried it once.
41:30It was, eh, not for me.
41:32So I'll just have to keep telling stupid guys point blank.
41:35Lick my clit while you finger me.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:37I'm just kidding.
41:42Okay.
41:43Last year, I went out with this guy, Phil.
41:47He was so hot.
41:48And he was, like, so totally into sex.
41:50I mean, we were always fucking.
41:53I mean, like, always.
41:54But every time he would, you know, go down on me, it was like there was this unspoken time limit.
42:00Like, I knew that just when it was starting to get good for me, he was going to look up
42:03at me with these lobster eyes, like, can I come up now?
42:09So what makes you cum?
42:12I don't know.
42:13The usual stuff.
42:15Why are we talking about this?
42:17Yeah, maybe you've never had an orgasm.
42:20Of course I've had an orgasm.
42:21Because if you had, you wouldn't be embarrassed about asking for more tongue time.
42:27Could I have really never had an orgasm?
42:31Well, I've definitely felt a surge of desire and then, you know, a sort of relief of that desire.
42:40Oh, my God, Claire.
42:42Have you never even rubbed one out?
42:45You don't masturbate?
42:46I don't find it that interesting.
42:50You know, Claire, we could, um, show you how to give yourself an orgasm right now if you want.
42:57Um, hello?
42:59Not lesbians.
43:02I really don't think it's possible that I've never had an orgasm.
43:06Well, if you haven't, you're seriously missing out.
43:24I'd like to say George has told me a lot about you, but he really hasn't told me anything at
43:28all.
43:28That's because he doesn't know anything about me.
43:31I know you hate me.
43:32And you seem to blame me for everything you don't like about your life.
43:35Why is he here?
43:38Oh, this was your idea?
43:40Well, of course it was her idea.
43:42You made it perfectly clear you never wanted to see me again.
43:45I didn't.
43:46Thanks.
43:48Kyle, look, we can't change the past.
43:52But maybe we can start fresh.
43:54If you're willing to...
43:55You know what you can't do?
43:56You can't walk in here and start saying this is this and that is that like you're God.
43:59Because you know what?
44:00You're not God.
44:01You're not even close.
44:03I want all deliveries of excrement to our house to cease.
44:08Yeah, well, I want there to be world peace, but I don't see that happening either.
44:12Why the hell are you so angry at me?
44:13It's your mother you should be angry at.
44:15And your grandparents.
44:17What is it?
44:18You find my shit offensive?
44:19No.
44:19I find it childish and hostile.
44:22And I'm completely baffled at the timing.
44:25I mean, why now?
44:27Because my therapist says I need to express my true feelings to you.
44:31This is a goddamn waste of time.
44:33George, please.
44:34Are you all right, Kyle?
44:36Do you need anything?
44:37Like what?
44:38I don't know.
44:39Clothing?
44:40Underwear?
44:40Socks?
44:41No.
44:42Would you like a cappuccino for my $7,500 espresso machine, which I bought so I would never
44:47have to leave this motel room because I'm so fucking twisted thanks to you-know-who?
44:53Yes, I'd love a cappuccino.
44:56I was kidding.
44:57I don't even know how to work it yet.
45:00Well, we could all go to Starbucks.
45:09I feel so Sharon Stone.
45:16Do people still do these things when they've had kids?
45:20Some people do.
45:22Some people don't.
45:25I once walked in on my parents.
45:27My father was rubbing a rolling pin over my mother's breasts.
45:31Oh, is that something you'd like for me to do for you?
45:34Oh, no, thank you.
45:35You know, I mean, that fucked me up more than if they'd just been fucking in front of us.
45:45Which they also did, by the way.
45:55Sorry.
45:56Sorry.
46:00That was fun.
46:02No, it wasn't.
46:04Kyle deliberately spilled his frappuccino all over me.
46:07No.
46:08It was just that he was so nervous being out in the world.
46:12My heart goes out to him.
46:15He lives in a motel.
46:16Only because he's too damn lazy to change his own sheets.
46:20Ruth, his mother's family comes from major money.
46:23Old, old money.
46:25He doesn't need us.
46:26Children need more from their parents than money.
46:30It's unfortunate that I was cut out of his life.
46:33But the fact remains, I was cut out of his life.
46:35And that's not going to change.
46:38You seem so lonely.
46:41Maybe we should invite him to dinner.
46:48Yeah, sure.
46:49Why not?
46:51Why not?
47:00Hey, how was the funeral?
47:03It was...
47:05Awesome.
47:06The old guy would have liked it.
47:11What's this?
47:13That?
47:14That's the rock.
47:18I would definitely tap that ass.
47:25Still not out at work.
47:27Yeah, so?
47:31But you were kind of pushing me to come out.
47:37I don't care about that anymore.
47:38It's boring.
47:41I'd rather not fight.
47:46Okay.
47:54Did you have fun?
47:55Huh?
47:56Did you have fun?
47:56She had a blast.
47:58I can really see Lisa and her name.
48:02Yeah.
48:04Yeah, listen.
48:05Barbara, I need to tell you something.
48:06I, uh...
48:10I went to a psychic.
48:14Uh-huh.
48:15Was that helpful?
48:16Helpful?
48:20She said Lisa's still alive.
48:25Jesus Christ.
48:29I don't believe this.
48:30What's wrong with you, Nate?
48:32Do you need help?
48:33Because if you do, you should get it.
48:35And not from a fucking psychic.
48:39Okay.
48:40Okay.
48:41Okay.
48:42Okay.
48:46Okay.
48:52I want to have kids, too.
48:57Or just one.
48:59Or several.
49:02And I want to have them, Ed, with you.
49:10I mean, I never really saw myself as...
49:15Or...
49:16I never really thought it was possible.
49:20But somehow, ever since we've met...
49:26Everything seems...
49:27I never really thought it was possible.
49:30I never really thought it was possible.
49:32I never thought it was possible.
49:33I never thought it was possible.
49:33I never thought it was possible.
49:34I never thought it was possible.
49:34I never thought it was possible.
49:34I never thought it was possible.
49:35I never thought it was possible.
49:36I never thought it was possible.
49:36I never thought it was possible.
49:36I never thought it was possible.
49:37I never thought it was possible.
49:37I never thought it was possible.