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01:47I'm totally sure you guys are going to be okay today.
01:49Honey, believe it or not, I know what I'm doing.
01:52Have fun.
01:52Go to your cooking... zoo.
01:56It's a food show.
01:57Whatever.
01:58You and Dana go have a good time.
01:59Burned it.
02:03Bye, baby girl.
02:04Be good to your daddy.
02:06Bye.
02:12I feel guilty leaving her with you all day today.
02:15Honey, it's okay.
02:16We'll be fine.
02:19What?
02:21You never really thought you'd have a wife and a kid, did you?
02:24Well, I never thought I'd be a funeral director either.
02:28Love you.
02:29And we love you.
02:30Go.
02:36Well, what do you want to do today?
02:38We could fill some things up, dump them out.
02:41Maybe later we can poop.
02:43What do you say?
02:45Huh?
02:53Arthur, you wrote this music?
02:55You actually wrote it yourself?
02:57Not exactly.
02:59You are so multifaceted.
03:01No, not really.
03:02It's just a theme by Debussy, but I've developed it somewhat.
03:05Put a drum beat underneath it.
03:08Just for fun, it's nothing much.
03:11Arthur, that's amazing.
03:13It's nothing.
03:14Really.
03:15Anybody could do it.
03:16No, it really is.
03:18You're a very talented young man.
03:21Where's the button to make it play again?
03:23I love that little tune.
03:25It's so haunting.
03:26Actually, Ruth, I need to get going.
03:28So soon?
03:29Um, I thought I might take a run this morning.
03:31I didn't know you ran, Arthur.
03:34Well, I haven't ever before, actually.
03:37But I thought I might give it a try.
03:39I seem to have gained some weight lately.
03:42But you look fine.
03:45People in their weight nowadays.
03:47It's such a strange fascination.
03:49I see you all the time around the house, and you look fine.
03:53Just fine.
03:57Well, I should probably...
04:00But tell me, where are you going to run?
04:02Pardon me?
04:03Where are you going to run?
04:04Oh, Pan Pacific Park.
04:06Pan Pacific Park?
04:07By the tar pits?
04:08Yes.
04:09Yes.
04:09They have a little path there.
04:10For running.
04:12Oh, well.
04:14That's perfect for you, then.
04:16Good.
04:16Well, have fun.
04:20And thank you for sharing your music with me, Arthur.
04:22I don't care.
04:24It's very rhythmic.
04:30Okay, so long.
04:58You know...
05:13Hey, listen, Lisa, I've got some bad news.
05:15Brenda's dad died.
05:17What?
05:18Brenda's father died?
05:20Oh, shit.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I was wondering if it would be okay with you if I went to...
05:26Hey, could you make any more noise at that store?
05:28I can still hear myself think.
05:30Funny.
05:31What?
05:32Well, I was wondering if it would be okay with you if I went to his funeral.
05:36Of course.
05:37It's just, you know, if she was there with me when my father died, it feels like I should check
05:40in with her at least.
05:41Then go. You totally should.
05:44You sure?
05:45Yeah.
05:46Okay.
05:47So you'll leave Maya with your mom?
05:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll figure it out.
05:50Just tell her not to give her any more cheese because she's already a little constipated.
05:54Gotcha.
05:54And tell her to go easy on the nut.
05:55I don't want her to get buck teeth.
05:57I love you.
05:58Love you, too.
05:59You having fun?
06:00Not yet.
06:01Bye-bye.
06:02Bye.
06:05Brenda's dad died?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Sucks.
06:08Yeah.
06:10Funeral's up in Malibu in a few hours.
06:12Where's mom?
06:14I don't know.
06:15She just left.
06:16She said she needed a new gardening hat.
06:18She seemed kind of weird.
06:20How can you tell her mom's weird?
06:23Good point.
06:24So how about it?
06:25Can you watch Maya for me today?
06:2620 bucks?
06:28I can't.
06:30I can't.
06:30I can't.
06:30Why not?
06:31Russell and I are going to the art store.
06:33Claire?
06:34Nate!
06:35You know, this isn't the Matrix.
06:37Like, the rest of us who don't have babies, we're real.
06:41Watch my baby.
06:42Watch my baby.
06:43Jesus Christ.
06:46Fuck.
06:49Fuck.
06:50What's the matter?
06:52Nothing.
06:53I thought I could drop Maya off with Todd and Dana's nanny for a while, but I guess not.
06:58You should give Vanessa a call.
06:59Vanessa?
07:00Yeah, yeah.
07:01She's at home with the boys today.
07:02What, you think she'd be okay with it?
07:03Of course.
07:04She loves babies.
07:05Well, I'd only be a couple hours.
07:06I'd drop her off, pick her up.
07:08Do it.
07:08All right, thanks.
07:09You'll have to pay her.
07:12Well, sure.
07:14Great.
07:16Keith, tell me you're not really planning on wearing that.
07:20What's the matter with it?
07:21What's the matter with it?
07:22It covers up all of your good, big parts.
07:25My good, big parts?
07:26Yeah, take that thing off and go put on something better.
07:29Maybe your silver DKNYT shirt.
07:32Is this a brunch or a fashion show?
07:34I want everybody to be jealous of my beautiful boyfriend.
07:37Is that okay?
07:38I have, like, two things going for me in this world, and you're one of them.
07:41What's the other one?
07:43All right, one.
07:46Anyway, you knew that sweatshirt was a bad idea when you put it on.
07:49I guess.
07:49It's so willful sometimes.
07:52Oh, yeah?
07:53Yeah.
07:54Well, we could just get the brunch.
07:55Stay here.
07:57That could be a will for all afternoon.
08:00You make a very strong case.
08:03But I really want a mimosa.
08:05I'm sorry.
08:08You're lost.
08:09And you're lost.
08:28Hey!
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:41Up we go.
08:54Hi.
08:54Hi.
08:55Hey.
08:56So cool.
08:57You're leaving the baby for a while.
08:58Are you sure it's all right?
08:59Yeah, it's perfect.
09:00It breaks up the day.
09:02What's that smell?
09:04Oh, that's pudding.
09:05I tried to make rice pudding, but that milk is weird.
09:10Oh, come on in.
09:11This place is a total mess.
09:14I was just starting to clean when you called.
09:17It's so hard to pick up two kids, you know?
09:19Yeah, I can imagine.
09:21I don't think you can.
09:22I know it seems like having two kids would just be twice as hard,
09:26but it's like three times or four times as much to do.
09:31I don't know how that is, you know, the math, but somehow it all adds up.
09:35Of course.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:38But you're lucky you just had one.
09:39Would you do it for a pizza?
09:40And Lisa's such a good mom.
09:41I bet you she does everything right.
09:44She's a tasty snack.
09:46Good, yeah.
09:46Do your trip off, God.
09:48Because I get so tired sometimes I can almost cry.
09:50Do it for the bacon!
09:52Oh, whatever happened to Barney.
09:53You remember when it was just Barney?
09:55Things were simpler then.
09:59Um, let me just go put some stuff down,
10:01and then I'll take her off your hands, okay?
10:02Everything I need to do is go and go to work!
10:08Oh, man, I could still go totally broke in this place.
10:11Every time I come here,
10:12I feel like Augustus grew up in the chocolate room.
10:16You know what I'm talking about?
10:18Oh, yeah.
10:19When I was a kid, those Oompa Loompas used to freak me out.
10:21Me too.
10:22Whenever it was on, my mom would make us watch it.
10:24I would cry every time,
10:25and it was like she didn't even care.
10:28Parents are freaks.
10:29Word.
10:30I felt so bad for Charlie.
10:33He's so poor.
10:35Maybe there's a fucking nightmare.
10:37Oh, wow.
10:38What?
10:39It's cobalt blue.
10:42Just think,
10:43this is the natural part of the Earth
10:45that's this color blue.
10:47Like Olivier said.
10:48Yeah.
10:49It's an element,
10:50and you just, like, add oil to it,
10:52and you can make pictures with it.
10:53It's so, like, cave people-y.
10:54I love it.
10:56You should buy it.
10:58You're right.
10:59I'm not even really a painter.
11:01I'm not going to spend, what, 50 bucks?
11:04It's a little tube of paint.
11:07I'm going to paint.
11:08I'll just buy the cheap $5 shit.
11:10No, you should get it.
11:11No way.
11:12No, get it.
11:14No.
11:14I'll get it for you.
11:16No, I don't need it.
11:17Come on.
11:18Get it.
11:19No.
11:22Okay.
11:24Jesus, sorry.
11:30Hey, what are you doing back here?
11:32To tell you the truth,
11:33I don't really know.
11:34What's up with Vanessa?
11:36Nothing.
11:37You sure?
11:39Uh, yeah.
11:42I mean, she's been down in the dumps since her mom died,
11:44but other than that, why?
11:46Well, I don't know, Rico.
11:47I got there, and, uh...
11:49I don't know how to put this,
11:51but she had this really intense energy going on,
11:54and there's no way I could have left Maya there.
11:56You didn't feel safe leaving Maya at my house?
11:59No, that's not what I'm saying.
12:00Then what the hell are you trying to say?
12:02Hello, gentlemen.
12:04Hey, look who decided to come back to work.
12:06Oh, do you need someone to watch Maya today?
12:09Um...
12:10Because I love infants.
12:12They smell so sweet.
12:14Uh, no, Arthur, I'm okay.
12:17I'm going to just take her with me, but thanks.
12:19Never hesitate to ask.
12:20I used to watch my cousins all the time,
12:22and they were Mormons.
12:25Mormons?
12:26Yeah.
12:29Okay, I'm going to wash up and get to work.
12:34Listen, Rico, I'm sorry, man.
12:36I don't mean to apologize, Nate.
12:38Hey, I was just trying to do you a favor.
12:43Well, thanks.
12:45No, thank you.
12:50So let it be said of me,
12:52when I am gone.
12:54He lived by the light of the ten thousand things.
12:59His heart with starry sparks was thus sustained,
13:03and love and meaning passed through him and fled.
13:09To carry joy from dark to dark
13:12was joy enough for him.
13:15The man is dead.
13:19And the man is dead.
13:20What the hell?
13:21What she did?
13:23Oh, shit.
13:26Oh.
13:27Oh.
13:28Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:40Oh.
13:48I'll just have some pictures.
13:55This first one is of Dad and me in the backyard.
14:01Standing next to my hole to China.
14:05Five years old, trying to dig a hole to China.
14:10He never ever told me I couldn't actually get to China.
14:14He just kept digging with me until I got bored.
14:22It was a good day.
14:25The second one is of the whole family.
14:28Dad at the APA conference in 1984.
14:34They gave him an award and he got up there and made all these jokes about
14:41Jimmy Carter needing a Dlerian therapy.
14:45I didn't get the jokes.
14:47I was proud of him that night.
14:52I was proud that he was my dad.
15:01This last one...
15:09Come on, Billy.
15:17It's just a really good picture.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:32Hey, welcome to my humble Baudelaire.
15:35Oh, neat.
15:36Sorry we're a little late.
15:37Oh, fuck that.
15:38You guys are a cat for me.
15:39Your timing is perfect.
15:40Keith, it's great to meet you.
15:43Thanks for having us over.
15:43Oh, are you kidding?
15:44The pleasure's all mine.
15:47Hey, everybody.
15:48It's David and Keith.
15:50So, come on in.
15:51Come on in.
15:52Grab a mimosa.
15:54Have some quiche.
15:55Quiches in quotes, by the way.
15:56I'm not a total idiot.
15:58Oh, just remember.
15:59Whatever you do, don't look Trixie in the eye.
16:01Who's Trixie?
16:02My little pooper dog.
16:04You are my little pooper, aren't you?
16:06Don't.
16:07Don't look her in the eye.
16:08She'll freak out and poop.
16:09I'm talking spraying poop.
16:10Like, dun-da-da-da-da.
16:12Seriously, don't even look at her.
16:14I'm good.
16:15By the way...
16:18We're playing leading ladies.
16:20Best of luck.
16:22You just put something on my back.
16:24Yes, I want to put it.
16:26It's a game.
16:27Leading ladies.
16:28See, everybody has a leading lady on their back,
16:30and you have to figure out who you are by asking yes or no question.
16:33and say, am I this, am I that?
16:36Come on.
16:37You can either decide you're going to have a rotten time,
16:38or you can decide to have fun.
16:40You sound like a camp counselor.
16:42All right, I'll have fun.
16:44Let me see who you are.
16:45Oh, that's good.
16:48I hope that poem was satisfactory, Margaret.
16:51You seem to remember Byrne like you can't.
16:53And I seem to remember Byrne thinking you were an absolute asshole.
16:57Mom, chill.
16:59Billy, your Uncle Marv is here for his own complicated reasons.
17:02He deserves to have his own complicated experience.
17:05Well, now, thank you, Marv.
17:07It was a perfect poem.
17:08You did your duty.
17:09You can now get the fuck out of here.
17:15Brenda?
17:16It's you.
17:17Honey?
17:20Oh, hey.
17:22You never forgave your father for being a success
17:24or giving up Hanukkah.
17:26It's better if it's...
17:27No.
17:28Nate?
17:29Hey, Margaret.
17:31I'm so sorry to hear about Byrne being here.
17:35No, please don't give me that funeral home shit.
17:38Come on, now.
17:39Did Brenda call you?
17:40Uh, no, she did not.
17:41I read it in the paper.
17:42And you just came here under your own steam?
17:46Yeah, I guess so.
17:47Oh, that's so strange.
17:49Thank you so much.
17:51Hey, Billy.
17:52Hey.
17:58We're going to be over at the condo later.
18:00Just the family, you know, just a little dinner, I think.
18:03Right, Billy?
18:03Yes, Mother.
18:04It's all taken care of.
18:06Tragedy.
18:07It's the one thing our children are really good at.
18:10I mean, my children.
18:14It's okay.
18:15So, can you join us?
18:17Uh, thanks, but I probably need to get back to the house.
18:20You can stick around for a little bit, though, huh?
18:23Yeah, sure.
18:24Well, let's go in here.
18:27Bye.
18:28I won't.
18:28I won't.
18:44Oh, Arthur, hi.
18:47Hi, Ruth.
18:48Did you have a good time stalking me this morning?
18:51What are you talking about?
18:53Oh, please.
18:55If you like following people so much, why don't you join the CIA?
18:58Or the Moonies?
19:00Or why don't you go to the actual fucking moon and mind your own moon business?
19:05You freak!
19:07Hi, Ruth.
19:08Did you have a good morning?
19:11Oh, yes, Arthur.
19:13That was wonderful.
19:15Thank you so much for asking.
19:18I'll be right back.
19:19I have to go upstairs.
19:20My hair feels funny.
19:23Okay.
19:25Bye.
19:32Keith seems like a lot of laughs.
19:33Oh, stop.
19:35He's just a little out of his element, right?
19:37Completely.
19:37I love that he even came.
19:39This is so not his type of thing.
19:40And what's his type of thing?
19:43I don't know.
19:44He likes to cook, work out.
19:45He loves old movies.
19:46He's probably doing very well over there.
19:48So tell me, am I a black widow?
19:50I don't know.
19:52Am I known for my figure or my face?
19:53Turn around.
19:54Let me see this thing again.
20:00I don't know.
20:03Am I an Oscar winner?
20:04I don't know.
20:05Am I blonde?
20:08I don't know.
20:09Are you really gay?
20:11Yeah, I'm really gay.
20:15Linda, god damn it.
20:16Don't look Trixie.
20:17You can eat that dog down.
20:25Hey.
20:30Baby's first funeral?
20:32Hardly.
20:33Yeah, I guess not.
20:36How are you holding up?
20:39Let's not talk about me or my dead father.
20:4330 seconds anyway.
20:45Okay.
20:47What do you want to talk about?
20:52Tell me something about Maya.
20:57Oh.
21:00She's beautiful.
21:02Why don't you?
21:03Oh, she discovered the telephone the other day.
21:05It's become like her favorite new toy.
21:08Yeah?
21:08Yeah.
21:09She accidentally speed dialed my neurologist's office yesterday.
21:12Two minutes later, I thought she had a stroke victim on the other end of the line.
21:20Can't believe you came.
21:24Of course I can.
21:30Hey, Vanessa.
21:31Yeah?
21:33Hey, I just, uh, I just talked to Nate and he told me he came by.
21:37Yeah, he did.
21:38So what happened?
21:40I don't know.
21:41Listen, don't tell him I said this baby, but he seemed kind of out of it.
21:46You sure nothing else was the matter?
21:49Rico, do you remember how paranoid we were the first year with Julio?
21:51We wouldn't leave him with anybody?
21:53Maybe that's just the way new parents are.
21:56So, um, so you're feeling okay?
22:01Yeah, I feel fine.
22:03Sure.
22:04Yeah, Rico, just come home, okay?
22:07Because the kids, they're just bouncing off the walls.
22:10All right, all right, I'll have, um, I'll be home soon.
22:14Okay.
22:14Okay, bye-bye.
22:15Bye.
22:22It was three months from the day the doctor told me he had it to the day he died.
22:26Three months.
22:28He's got my cancer's fast, that one.
22:31Gastric cancer was actually the technical tone.
22:34You know, it was everywhere.
22:35It was all up and down his elementary canal.
22:39You know, it was fun learning all the jargon.
22:42I know what you mean.
22:44I never even knew I had a medulla oblongata, now I could draw it for you.
22:49Along with everything else in my head.
22:56You have a scar?
22:59Is that a rhetorical question?
23:03Can I see it?
23:06Sure.
23:18Wow.
23:26Brynn, it's okay.
23:28I'm okay.
23:30Yeah, I know.
23:31I'm at my farthest funeral.
23:33I'm emotional.
23:42I know this is the place where we're supposed to be married.
23:46I know.
23:57Has every leading lady in the room found herself yet?
23:59Yeah.
24:00I'm Christy McNichol, but I think that's always been painfully obvious.
24:03I'm Madonna, of course.
24:04I'm Barbara Stanwyck.
24:06I'm Louise Fletcher.
24:06Keith doesn't know who he is.
24:08Oh, really?
24:09Oh, come on.
24:11Get over here.
24:12Get over here.
24:16Oh, this will be fun.
24:18That face?
24:19Oh.
24:19Yeah, yeah.
24:20Easy.
24:20That's a good one.
24:21See?
24:21Okay, okay.
24:23Go ahead and ask us however many questions you want.
24:25We're here to help.
24:26All right, am I dead or alive?
24:28You're alive.
24:29I think.
24:30Am I blonde and brunette?
24:31Brunette, I think you were blonde for a while, but it was so wrong.
24:34Keith, we saw her at Chalet Gourmet with Ben Stiller.
24:36I remember Ben Stiller.
24:38Come on, you know this.
24:39He knows this.
24:40Remember when we walked out on time code?
24:43Yeah.
24:43She was in that.
24:44Mickey Blue Eyes.
24:46Basic Instinct.
24:47Water World.
24:47Yes.
24:48Water World.
24:50Water World.
24:51Water World.
24:53Water World.
24:54Water World.
24:54Water World.
24:55Water World.
24:56Water World.
24:56Water World.
24:56Water World.
24:58Water World.
25:01I have no idea.
25:03The man doesn't know.
25:05The man doesn't know.
25:08Jean Triplehorn.
25:09Who wants a margarita?
25:14It's a stupid game anyway.
25:21Watching him die.
25:23Yeah?
25:25It was like watching somebody got washed out to sea, only they're sitting right there
25:29in bed.
25:30A wave comes, takes them a little away.
25:35Another wave comes, takes them a little away.
25:37Every wave is a day.
25:39Little by little.
25:41Off they, off they go.
25:50I tell you something.
25:54Sure.
25:56I don't want to put you in a weird position.
26:00I'm already in a weird position.
26:02I've lived my whole life in a weird position.
26:06I've missed you.
26:08Through this.
26:10I missed you.
26:11Through this.
26:12Through this.
26:14Through this.
26:17I've missed you too.
26:21I mean, it's not like I don't know how much being with you changed me.
26:26How much you woke me up as a person.
26:31I wouldn't be who I am today if I'd never met you.
26:38I certainly wouldn't floss every day, that's for sure.
26:40I've been keeping up with that.
26:42After every minute.
26:49You changed me too.
26:59You're the first person I've lost who really cost me something.
27:05That's why I haven't been with anyone since.
27:09And when?
27:10It's too scary.
27:12I thought it was screwing it all up again.
27:17You'll find somebody.
27:18That is so not the answer.
27:27You know what I think?
27:29About what?
27:29I don't know.
27:30Life.
27:32What?
27:34I think it's all about timing.
27:38I think timing is everything.
27:43I think you might be right.
28:00What's in here?
28:02Just open it.
28:03Am I forgetting some weird anniversary or something?
28:05Yeah.
28:06Like your 17-week anniversary or something like that?
28:13Oh my god.
28:14You're such a freak.
28:16When did you even get this?
28:18Magic.
28:19What am I even going to do with this?
28:21You dumbass.
28:22It costs 50 bucks.
28:23I don't care what you do with it.
28:25I just wanted you to have it.
28:28I have a theory that every now and then a person should get what they want when they want it.
28:34Keeps you optimistic.
28:36It's a good theory.
28:37But I've never been optimistic, so.
28:39Well, maybe it's time to start.
28:42It's a lot of money, though, Russell.
28:45So what?
28:49Money only fucks up art anyway, right?
28:57And I'd rather be poor and see you happy.
29:13What?
29:17Nothing.
29:19I should be careful now, right?
29:21No.
29:24No.
29:25Yes, I do.
29:26I should be careful.
29:27I don't get too used to this.
29:31No, go ahead.
29:34Get used to it.
29:37I dare you.
29:45Do you ever talk to Olivier about us?
29:47No.
29:49You?
29:50No.
29:51Why not?
29:54No reason.
29:55I guess it...
29:56I guess it just...
29:57wants there to be certain things that are just on to me.
30:00No, this is...
30:01This is just hers.
30:06Thank you for the paint.
30:09Anytime.
30:12Girls in white dresses with gold, satin sashes.
30:17Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
30:21Silver white winters that melt into spring.
30:26These are a few of my favorite things.
30:30When the dog, like us, when the bee stings.
30:35When I'm feeling sad.
30:37You're really good.
30:39I simply remember my favorite things.
30:43And then I don't fear.
30:48So bad.
30:51Oh, hello, dear.
30:53We're having a little sing-along.
30:55I can see that.
30:56Arthur is really quite talented.
30:58Probably don't know it, but he writes his own computerized music.
31:02And he plays the old songs, too.
31:04That's great.
31:05Isn't it?
31:05It's so unexpected.
31:08Arthur runs, too.
31:09You two should run together.
31:12Maybe we will sometime.
31:13He used to play as an accompanist for a ballet company.
31:16Yeah, look, Mom.
31:17I'm going to head home.
31:18I'm just checking in.
31:19Claire said you seemed a little out of it this morning.
31:21Oh, I'm wonderful.
31:23But thank you for being concerned.
31:25How was the funeral?
31:27It was okay.
31:28That poor girl's family's gone through so much.
31:31I know.
31:33Well, life comes to get you, doesn't it?
31:35It certainly does.
31:38Good night, baby.
31:42All right, we'll see you later.
31:43All right.
31:44Arthur.
31:46From now on, don't go running or whatever before you find out from Rico what he needs done for the
31:51day.
31:52All right?
31:52Oh, I hope it wasn't a problem.
31:54No, no, no, it wasn't.
31:55Just keep in touch with him.
31:57I will.
31:59Thanks.
32:00Bye.
32:15Are you ready to get out of here?
32:17Not really.
32:18Okay, then I'm going to go.
32:20No, Keith, we can leave.
32:22Or I can stay if it's just going to be a little while longer.
32:25Well, actually, I think it's going to be another few hours.
32:27These guys take their brunches very seriously.
32:29Then I'm going to go.
32:31No, I'll go now, too.
32:32No, it doesn't have to be that way.
32:34Really, dude.
32:35I'll just go.
32:37Seriously?
32:38Yeah, I've got things to do.
32:40Stay, have fun.
32:42You can get a ride with Peter, right?
32:44Patrick.
32:45Right.
32:46Sure, I guess.
32:51Dystopian.
32:53Yeah, I know.
32:54I'd like seven mimosas and way too much coffee.
33:02See you back at home.
33:03Okay.
33:12Hey, we missed you.
33:14How was the food show?
33:15Oh, it was amazing.
33:17There was this booth where you could taste all kinds of truffles.
33:19Like chocolate?
33:20Hmm?
33:21Like chocolate?
33:21No, no, no.
33:22The mushroom things.
33:23They were like two bucks for a paper-thin slice.
33:26Oh, they were so good.
33:29Oh, they tasted like chocolate and mushrooms and soy sauce and everything all at once.
33:34It was amazing.
33:35Sounds like it.
33:36And Dana was essentially stalked by this guy who was trying to sell her a smoothie franchise.
33:40He followed us around the convention center for like an hour with his little tray of smoothie flavors.
33:44And Dana finally had to kind of hit him.
33:46How was your day?
33:49It was, uh, it was okay.
33:51I ended up just taking Maya with me to the funeral.
33:53It all worked out.
33:55You took Maya?
33:57Yeah.
34:00To see Brenda?
34:02No, Brenda was there, but I took Maya because I didn't have a choice.
34:05I couldn't find anyone.
34:06Well, uh, Nate, I would have come home and taken care of her myself if I knew you were going
34:11to do that.
34:12Why?
34:14Oh, thank you.
34:29Did Brenda hold Maya?
34:31Did Brenda hold Maya?
34:31No, she was sleeping practically the whole time.
34:34Did she look at her?
34:35Well, yeah.
34:37Did she touch her?
34:40Uh, I guess, yeah.
34:42Oh, God.
34:43So you swear she didn't hold her?
34:45Yes, I swear.
34:47Would it really have mattered so much if she did?
34:51Do you care about me at all?
34:53Of course I do.
34:54You and Maya are the most important things in my life.
34:56Then don't let your old girlfriends hold our baby.
34:58I didn't, so what's the problem?
35:00You know, well, I, okay, it's not that complicated, Nate.
35:03Anyone who knows that other people exist would have already figured it out.
35:06What do you think?
35:07That I'm still in love with Brenda?
35:08I'm not.
35:08Believe me.
35:09You went to her father's funeral?
35:10Yeah, after checking it out with you.
35:11You said it was okay.
35:13Well, why do you keep spending time with her?
35:14Why can't you let her go?
35:16Whatever Brenda and I had, it's over.
35:18Bullshit!
35:19And it doesn't take anything away from what you and I have now.
35:21That's bullshit.
35:22No, why, Nate?
35:23Because when you come back from spending time with her, you're different.
35:25What are you talking about?
35:26How am I different?
35:27Well, you're more you, like the you you used to be.
35:29Yeah, well, I wish you were more fucking like you used to be.
35:32I haven't changed at all.
35:33Yes, you have.
35:33You used to have a life.
35:34You had friends.
35:35You had a job.
35:35You didn't spend every waking moment focusing on what's wrong with me
35:38and how I'm constantly disappointing you.
35:43I'm going to take a walk.
35:44I brought this for you.
35:47What is it?
35:48Truffle.
35:49Elise, come on.
35:50Just give me some goddamn space.
35:53Okay.
35:55It's not weird.
35:58That's the man who gave us life,
36:00who influenced us more than any other man ever did
36:03or probably ever will,
36:04and now he's just dirt in a jar.
36:10I hated him for so long.
36:14He did the best he could.
36:16We all did.
36:20Hey, Daddy.
36:22Fine.
36:27Well, how?
36:31This is what Nate faces every day.
36:38I suppose now we have to do something with your father's goddamn ashes.
36:43Well, it is kind of traditional.
36:48I can't face that.
36:49Not yet.
36:50You don't have to.
36:52He's in no hurry.
36:55You know,
36:57you've never felt so much like my children before.
37:01Having your father around
37:02always took the edge off that sensation,
37:04I think.
37:06But I look at you both now,
37:08and you're
37:10both so mine.
37:13Thanks.
37:15Thanks.
37:33When you were little children, Bren,
37:37you used to start everything you said to us
37:39with an and or a but.
37:42You'd say,
37:44and, Mom,
37:45can we go to the store?
37:48Or,
37:49but, Dad,
37:50when we were talking before you said,
37:53I mean,
37:55you always started with a conjunction like that,
37:58and then, Billy,
37:59when you started talking,
38:02you did the same thing.
38:07Learned that from you, Brent.
38:10Your father used to say living with you, too,
38:12was like
38:12listening to the longest sentence
38:14in the history of the universe.
38:19And now there's no one to hear it but me.
38:32Dear Carl and Cameron,
38:34greetings from Cousin Arthur.
38:37A babysitting opportunity passed me by today
38:40and left me thinking of you two fellows.
38:44I hope you're enjoying
38:45spreading the gospel in Kansas City.
38:49My internship is coming along swimmingly.
38:52There's a dear, charming woman
38:54here at the funeral home
38:56who's very kind
38:59and attentive.
39:03Well, I suppose
39:04that's all there is.
39:12Yes,
39:13keeping in touch would be a lot easier
39:14if you got an email account.
39:24Vanessa?
39:25Yeah.
39:29I was just thinking,
39:30you know,
39:31maybe, um,
39:33maybe it's time for you
39:34to see a doctor or something.
39:36You know,
39:36get some medicine.
39:38For what?
39:40For, uh,
39:41I don't know,
39:42your mood?
39:45My mood
39:47is exactly how it ought to be, Rico.
39:48When your mother dies,
39:49you're allowed to be a silicone.
39:52For how long?
39:53For however long it takes.
39:55Oh, listen,
39:56Julio's parent-teacher conference
39:57is Monday at four.
39:58Are you going to be able to make it?
39:59I'm just worried about you.
40:02You know that, right?
40:04I'm just trying to let you know
40:05that, uh,
40:05that I'm here for you.
40:07Are you going to be able to make it?
40:08Because if you can't,
40:09I can cancel it
40:10or change it
40:11or something.
40:14I'll be there.
40:16Okay.
40:48You don't have to worry about Brenda.
40:50I'm not worried about her.
40:54You don't have to worry about Brenda.
40:58No?
40:59No.
41:01You found her happiness, Nate.
41:03She'll find hers.
41:04It's just a matter of time.
41:07What if I haven't found mine?
41:09No.
41:12No.
41:34I'm not worried about her.
41:35Yeah.
41:36I'm not worried about a year anymore.