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00:04Okay, this here's the dormitory. You got to get in there, really scrub it, hose it down, every night.
00:10Keep the bugs out. Because someone found a roach in a local hole we once ensued.
00:15Can't you just spray it with Raid?
00:18And then you got bug poison to bread kill a hundred people. Is that good?
00:35I got to get to my chiropractor.
00:39Hey, think anyone's ever had sex in here?
00:43Now why the fuck would you even think that?
00:45Huh?
01:00Romano?
01:05Romano?
01:08Romano, are you okay?
01:31I'm okay.
01:39That was...
01:40You made the weirdest noise back then.
01:44I would not get into a weird noise contest.
01:53I love this song.
01:55This? Really?
01:57Yeah.
01:59My dad had all these old big band records.
02:01It always reminds me of being a kid, still being blissfully ignorant about what a sick joke life can be.
02:10What did Peg do as more of a fan of...
02:14What?
02:16Sting?
02:17You too, you know, grew up in the 80s, but too straight to be into the really hardcore punk stuff.
02:21Oh, yeah? And I suppose you were into the really hardcore punk stuff.
02:24Kind of. I think it was just the heroin talking.
02:31Oh, man, I love that look.
02:34No, I really should go.
02:37Mom and David and I are having some sort of family meeting to discuss whether we should sell the business
02:42to Kroner.
02:44Oh, God, I hope we will.
02:46Oh.
02:47Why?
02:49So I can get the hell out of here and go back to Seattle.
02:55Why don't you come with me?
02:57Why on earth would I do something like that?
03:00Because you are my woman.
03:04You're out of your mind.
03:05Oh, yeah?
03:06How come my name has branded on your ass?
03:09I love that look.
03:11You don't understand how serious this is.
03:13We're under siege by a major corporation.
03:15Stop being so dramatic.
03:17Mom, it's a fact.
03:18David, we all have problems.
03:21This oak brand is stuck on here like cement because you didn't soak any water in it, thank you very
03:24much.
03:25Listen to me.
03:26Kroner is pressuring our suppliers to demand money up front.
03:29Now, Continental Caskets wants us to pay for anything we put in the showroom before we actually sell it.
03:33That's thousands of dollars.
03:35Your father never let these things get to him like you do.
03:37Well, he never had to deal with this kind of situation.
03:40I'm sure things will work out.
03:41They always do.
03:42No, they don't.
03:43Good morning.
03:47What's going on with you?
03:49Nothing.
04:12You're not leaving here until you put some food in your stomach.
04:15Oh, I'm starving.
04:20Are you bulimic?
04:22Is that what we're going to have to deal with now?
04:24Mom, apparently you want a child with an eating disorder.
04:27Order.
04:30How was your run?
04:31I haven't gone yet.
04:32I stayed over Brenda's last night.
04:34Oh.
04:34No one cares where you were.
04:36Why do you have to tell people every single thing you do all day?
04:38Sorry, I forgot we're all supposed to live under a shroud of secrecy.
04:47So, I think we should sell.
04:50And I'm not saying that just because I don't want to have anything to do with this business.
04:54Come on, have you looked at their offer?
04:55That's a lot of money.
04:56Stock options?
04:57Do you have any idea how arrogant you are?
04:59You don't get to decide what we're doing.
05:01I don't have to, Dave.
05:03You haven't spent the last 11 years working here.
05:05You didn't give up anything for this.
05:07Well, is this really what you want to be doing with your life,
05:09or are you just trying to make a dead man happy?
05:12We should have this conversation later.
05:16Why can't you be a part of this?
05:21Nate, this is all I know.
05:24I also stayed around the place for cron or go to law school like you always wanted.
05:27Take my trust fund.
05:28I'll take the cash.
05:30I think Nate's right.
05:33Who knows how long any of us has left.
05:36We should do what makes us happy.
05:38Fine.
05:38Sell.
05:39What do I care?
05:42You mean it?
05:43Sure.
05:44Let's just invalidate my entire life.
05:48I'll go to Gelati today and tell them our decision.
05:53Truth.
05:54Oh, I don't know.
05:55I guess the one with the satin interior.
05:57Ma, there were like five with satin interior.
05:59Let's just go with the classic regal.
06:00I like the white pearl.
06:01The classic regal will be fine.
06:02Who cares anyway?
06:04My Tommy was cut up into 50 pieces by a big giant dough mixer.
06:09Oh, Ma.
06:09Pop wasn't in that many pieces.
06:11Ma, he's going to look just as you remember him.
06:14Right?
06:16Um.
06:17It says in your brochure you have a gifted restorative artist.
06:21Whatever.
06:22Can he make sure Pop looked good enough for an open casket or not?
06:24Because, you know, we'll go elsewhere.
06:27You'll be completely satisfied with our work.
06:29I guarantee it.
06:33Humpty Dumpty, huh?
06:34Train tracks?
06:36A dough mixer.
06:38Can you go to St. Joseph's to pick him up?
06:40Not today.
06:42It's my cousin Ramone's baby's christening.
06:44I told you about this.
06:45I'll give you 50 bucks extra.
06:47A hundred.
06:48I'm the godfather, David.
06:51Shit.
06:51I can't go because of Mrs. Bond's viewing,
06:53and I can't call the service because Croner told Marty
06:55if he does our pickups, he'll lose all their business.
06:57So send Nate.
06:58You know, I know he hates this shit,
06:59but he's your partner now, right?
07:07It's like in a lot of pieces.
07:09Oh, Humpty Dumpty, I know.
07:11Careful, that could be his head.
07:14Jesus.
07:14Or his pelvis.
07:15It's probably his head.
07:19So, what happened to Rico?
07:20You get canned?
07:21No, he's just busy.
07:22You new over there?
07:24No, just a temp.
07:26I heard old man Fisher kicked.
07:28You know him?
07:30Not really.
07:32Hey, no offense, pal.
07:34You might want to call your agency
07:36and ask for a new assignment.
07:37Already on it.
07:43Hey, Gabe.
07:44I looked for you in the quad this morning,
07:46but I didn't see you, so...
07:48Maybe you stayed home
07:49because you're tired or something.
07:51Anyway, I just...
07:54wanted to let you know
07:54I was thinking about you and...
07:57not in any serious way.
07:58I was just thinking about you casually.
08:01Okay, bye.
08:03I want to kill myself.
08:23It's such a fun thing.
08:34It's such a fucking easy decision for him.
08:36Oh, and then mom takes his side.
08:38Big surprise.
08:39It's like I don't even exist.
08:41Like me giving up law school meant nothing.
08:43So fight.
08:44If you really want to keep the business, don't give it away.
08:46See, that's just it.
08:47All day long I've been feeling this incredible sense of relief.
08:52I don't know if I want to keep it.
08:53I could do anything.
08:54I'm still young.
08:55Right?
08:56You kidding?
08:57You're still a baby.
09:02What about that one?
09:04That's a little Mayberry for me.
09:06Something simple and clean.
09:08You know, like the ones that hang in the deserted truck stop.
09:11That handsome drifter blows into town.
09:14Of course.
09:17What about that one?
09:19Oh, not bad.
09:21I could see Ava guarding the line beneath it.
09:23Plotting the steel Clark gave away from Grace Kelly.
09:26People start their lives over all the time, right?
09:29Yeah.
09:32That guy just cruised you.
09:34Really?
09:36Bitch.
09:37Right in front of me like I'm not even here.
09:39You did?
09:40I missed it?
09:42Oh, sorry.
09:45Oh, Ruth.
09:47Amelia.
09:48Another casserole.
09:50Lemon bars.
09:52The kids will love them.
09:54Don't you have candy striping today?
09:56I did.
09:57But I told them my best friend needed me.
10:02You've made the right decision.
10:04I know.
10:05I never realized how much money there was to be made in the funeral business.
10:08Death care industry.
10:10And it's only going to grow with all the baby boomers and all.
10:13Gee, there'll be bodies everywhere.
10:14Hopefully.
10:15And all the final resting place is provided by Kroner.
10:18With a little help from Fisher and Sons.
10:20You know, we've had our eyes on your operation for some time.
10:23Your father was a nice guy.
10:25But he didn't know how to run a business.
10:28Well, my dad was never in it for the money.
10:30I think he was more concerned about, you know, helping people.
10:33You want to help people join the Peace Corps.
10:36Yeah.
10:36Greedy little Nazi fuck.
10:40So how exactly will this work?
10:42We won't change the appearance of your unit at all.
10:44Maybe a little cosmetic upgrading, perhaps.
10:46But preparation of loved ones will now take place at a centralized location.
10:50With services of several other units.
10:52Technicians on staff constantly producing.
10:55So it's like a little factory of embalming.
10:58Preparation for visitation.
11:00Now, we maintain a small fleet of vehicles.
11:02Hurses.
11:02Funeral carriages.
11:04Dead wagons.
11:05Removal vans.
11:06Once you centralize operations, you'd be amazed how you maximize profits.
11:13So in the end, we're all just human McNuggets.
11:17Just as we began.
11:19I like you, Nate.
11:20You hear that, buddy boy?
11:21He likes you.
11:23Wow, you are so cool.
11:27Your initial payment, sir.
11:31The rest will follow after both of our lawyers have held up the process long enough to justify their fees.
11:36In the meantime, we'd like to send a facilities inspector out to take a look at things as early as
11:40next week.
11:47President.
11:48All right.
11:49I'll see you later.
11:50Yeah, all right.
11:50Later.
11:53Hey.
11:57What's going on?
12:00You fucking asshole.
12:03Um.
12:04Why is my car covered with words like a toe sucker?
12:10I, I don't know.
12:13You didn't, for instance, blab to your friends that you bagged me and that I sucked your toes?
12:19I, I might have told one person.
12:22Andy, he just, he asked, he asked me what I did the night before, so I told him.
12:26I mean, I'm.
12:30You know, it's not like I thought this was going to work out.
12:33Because I know nothing ever works out.
12:35But I guess I just wanted to enjoy this for a little bit.
12:38Instead, the whole world's calling me this little piggy lover.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:45I, I mean, come on.
12:46So what?
12:47So what?
12:47So it got out.
12:48Who cares?
12:48You know what I wish?
12:49I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the cliches that they are.
12:57This can go to Goodwill.
12:59And this.
13:02And this one, too.
13:05Maybe Nathaniel's clothes are too dull for Goodwill.
13:08Does Goodwill ever refuse anything?
13:09Ruth, if you want to cry, cry.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:14Just let it out.
13:15That's why I'm here.
13:17For the last time, I'm fine.
13:20I just think it's very interesting you're supposed to be making two piles.
13:23One for Goodwill and one for memories.
13:26And yet you have not held on to one thing.
13:28The memory pile was your stupid idea.
13:30What am I supposed to do with Nathaniel's old clothes?
13:32Make pillows?
13:33A quilt?
13:34I ought to just burn them all.
13:37How can someone with so little clothing have so much clothing?
13:41What is this?
13:44Nothing.
13:45It's stupid.
13:46Something about visiting the pyramids?
13:48Taking ballet lessons?
13:50I wrote down things I might want to do now that I have more time.
13:53Well, I think that's wonderful.
13:55No, it's not.
13:57It's stupid.
13:59I don't even want to do any of these things.
14:01I just did it because some book told me to.
14:02What, am I going to be in Swan Lake?
14:04Why not?
14:05You see stories like that on the news all the time.
14:08It's inspiring.
14:08It's depressing.
14:09It seems so desperate.
14:11Maybe it's a little desperate.
14:15Besides, who knows?
14:18It's always possible you might meet a man.
14:21That part of my life is over.
14:26You know, you're supposed to flip this mattress every two months.
14:30I do mine every 14 weeks.
14:32Well, I can't remember ever flipping this.
14:35It's probably been 20 years.
14:36Come on, get up.
14:38You haven't finished going through Nathaniel's clothes.
14:43Ruth.
14:45Ruth.
14:46How can I help you?
14:48You can lift this up with me.
14:52An uncovered mattress is so sad.
14:54Help me turn this over.
14:58All right.
15:00Okay.
15:06All right.
15:14Does it feel any different?
15:16No.
15:21Save our park.
15:23Save our park.
15:27Save our park.
15:29Save our park.
15:31Save our park.
15:33Save our park.
15:35Save our park.
15:35No more money for politicians.
15:37Money for parks.
15:38Save our park.
15:39Save our park.
15:41Save our park.
15:43Save our park.
15:45Save our park.
15:47Save our park.
15:48Save our park.
15:49Save our park.
16:04What are you doing?
16:06You have a gift.
16:08You can help people.
16:13Fine.
16:15Go back to peddling soy milk and nailing waitresses.
16:18What do I care?
16:18I'm dead.
16:18I'm dead.
16:19Yeah.
16:22Move it, asshole!
16:24K.R. Park!
16:26K.R. Park!
16:28K.R. Park!
16:28So now you don't want to sell?
16:31I know, it sounds crazy.
16:33No, no, not at all.
16:33We'll keep the business for the rest of the day, then sell it again tomorrow for a few hours.
16:37Just hear me out.
16:38No, no, this is a good system.
16:39We'll sell in the mornings, keep it in the afternoons, and maybe sometimes we sell again
16:42in the evenings when we really can't make a decision.
16:44David, you're not being fair.
16:46When I didn't want to sell, you could have cared less.
16:48When Nate doesn't want to sell you, listen.
16:50Okay, I'm a terrible mother who's responsible for all your problems.
16:53Happy?
16:56So what, you had some revelation and now you want to be a funeral director?
16:59How long is that going to last?
17:01He does have a point, Nate.
17:02You don't always stick with things.
17:03I mean, come on, you can't even stand to be in the same room with a dead body.
17:06I know, but there's a reason for that.
17:10This is what I'm supposed to do.
17:13Which is why I've spent so much time running away from it.
17:24My whole life, I've been a tourist.
17:27Now I have the chance to do some good instead of just sucking up air.
17:30I know it's a lot to ask of you, I know, but I just really think that we can do
17:33this.
17:34You and me, together.
17:37Brothers.
17:38Brothers.
17:39Like we used to be.
17:45We could still sell to Croner and both manage Fisher and Sons.
17:48Yeah, but then we're just spokesmodels working to make fat Republican stockholders richer.
17:52And Croner doesn't give a shit about people.
17:54We care.
17:55We can help them to their grief.
17:56That's what we do.
17:56This is a business, Nate.
17:58It's not a charity.
17:59Well, of course it's a business, but it's more than that.
18:02You know it.
18:09Okay.
18:10Great.
18:12I'll call Gilardi and tell him he can kiss our collective ass.
18:15Language.
18:17Maybe Dad knew what he was doing.
18:23Whoa!
18:26You really did not have to waste your stuff on me.
18:28Oh, please.
18:29My parents got a case of it from some TV movie that we're technical advisors on.
18:34Some serial killer thing for cable.
18:36Oh, they're such whores.
18:37They'll do anything.
18:40Gosh.
18:40Hi.
18:41You believe this stuff is expensive?
18:45You know, I've always wanted to tell off some corporate suit, some greedy little Nazi fuck,
18:50you know?
18:52It's very hostile.
18:54No, it was very diplomatic.
18:55I just said thanks, but we changed our minds.
18:57What did he do?
19:00He didn't do anything.
19:01What's he going to do?
19:02This is completely unacceptable.
19:03What can I tell you?
19:04The Baxter's changed their mind.
19:05They're going with the Unger mortuary.
19:07Was there a reason?
19:11They probably just underbid you.
19:13I know Hal Unger.
19:14He never underbid anybody.
19:15Unger moved to Florida.
19:16They were bought out by Kroner months ago.
19:17Exciting him.
19:21You know, I didn't just decide to stay in Los Angeles because of the business.
19:27I had another reason.
19:28Oh, please.
19:29Don't ruin this.
19:30I've got such a nice buzz going.
19:31It was you.
19:34Nate, get serious.
19:35It's true.
19:36No, it's not.
19:37You're staying here because you found something that you want to do.
19:40I am the extra bonus that probably won't work out.
19:45Sometimes your honesty gets really tiresome.
19:48I don't want any children.
19:50Whoa, who's the only thing about children?
19:52I was referring to you.
19:54I got something for you.
20:07Open it.
20:12Glenmire Orchestra at the Hollywood Palladium.
20:15Brenda, this is so cool.
20:16I've never been to the Palladium.
20:17You grew up in L.A. and you've never been to the Palladium?
20:20That's pathetic.
20:23It's for three weeks from now.
20:25How did you know I wouldn't be in Seattle?
20:28I didn't.
20:29I didn't.
20:31I didn't.
20:34I didn't.
21:14Good morning, Enrico.
21:16Just going to need another boss breathing down my neck.
21:18All right, put me to work.
21:24Hello.
21:25I told you I didn't have decided.
21:29This is my decision.
21:32If I'm going with Croner, I'd be working more hours than here.
21:35Calm down, please.
21:37A moment.
21:40Pregnancy's kicked Vanessa's hormones in the Overlord.
21:41I've got to go talk her down.
21:42Look, if you really want to help,
21:43take Mr. Romano out of the bag and put him on the table.
21:46And remember, breathe through your mouth, man.
21:47He's pretty right.
21:50Hey, I want it back.
21:51I'm here, I'm here.
21:53I'm here.
21:55I'm here.
21:55I'm here.
21:57I'm here.
21:57I'm here.
21:58I'm here.
21:58I'm here.
21:59I'm here.
21:59I'm here.
21:59I'm here.
22:01I'm here.
22:13Oh, Christ.
22:22Nate.
22:23Great.
22:23Look what you made me do.
22:24Oh, gross.
22:28I want to talk to you about something.
22:30I don't know if you noticed,
22:32but I'm a little busy right now,
22:33swimming in a man's guts.
22:39I don't know what this is.
22:40I'm picking up a part of a person,
22:42and I don't even know what part it is.
22:45Fine, I'll talk to you later.
22:48Oh, God.
22:56Sorry.
23:08What the hell are you doing?
23:10I work here now.
23:11I have to be a part of things.
23:13Let Rico take care of him.
23:15I have a job for you that's much better suited
23:17to your particular talents.
23:18Yes.
23:19Yes.
23:21Yes.
23:22Yes.
23:24Yes.
23:27Yes.
23:28Yes.
23:31Good morning, Nate.
23:33Lovely day, isn't it?
23:35I've seen better.
23:37I only wanted to say hello,
23:38seeing that I'm your new neighbor.
23:42We just bought that house across the street.
23:47Got it for a song, too.
23:49Oh, and by the way,
23:50we're planning to put you out of business
23:51in six months.
23:53They're opening a Poseidon Society across the street?
23:56That's right.
23:58What is a Poseidon Society?
24:00They sell cremations, cheap cremations.
24:03Now, for a fraction of what we charge,
24:04you can dump off the relative you never really liked anyway
24:06at the torch mart across the street.
24:09I guess we have to just continue to do our best.
24:13And how exactly do we do that?
24:15You know Lou, the florist,
24:16that sweet old guy?
24:17He just upped what he charges us by 200%.
24:19And that chemical dealer on Figueroa
24:22is now suing us
24:22over some non-existent shipment of cavity fluid.
24:25And every other supplier
24:26that we have in common with Kroner
24:28has suddenly developed some sort of problem
24:29with Fisher & Sons.
24:31For some unknown reason by the name of Kroner,
24:33the health department is going to inspect us next week.
24:35Yeah, so what?
24:36Isn't everything clean?
24:38Yes.
24:39But any inspection means we have to update something.
24:42It's the ventilation system.
24:43We're sunk.
24:45We should have sold.
24:47Uh, mate?
24:49I'm having a problem.
24:51You don't happen to have Mr. Romano's foot on you, do you?
24:57Do you remember picking up the foot?
25:00I think so, but my eyes were shut
25:02and I was trying not to vomit.
25:04I'm not happy.
25:07Well, that's very interesting, David,
25:09because I'm ecstatic.
25:12Maybe the morganer gave us that foot.
25:15Both feet are listed in the paperwork, mate.
25:16Just think, Nate.
25:18Is there any other point you could have lost it?
25:20Lost what?
25:21Nothing.
25:22If you lost something, look under the bed.
25:24That's where things always turn out.
25:25I doubt that applies in this case.
25:27That's what people always say.
25:29Then they find whatever it is they're looking for under the bed.
25:31Mom, we're really busy down here.
25:33The upstairs machine is broken.
25:34I called the repairman, but...
25:36Oh, my God.
25:37What is this?
25:40Someone left a Kleenex in their pocket.
25:43Now it's all over everything.
25:46Oh, it's disgusting.
25:53Nate, retrace your steps.
25:54Is there any other point you could have lost the foot?
25:57I almost dropped him at the morgue,
25:59but the bag didn't open.
26:00I dripped on the stairs, but nothing fell out.
26:03I abandoned the freezer, nothing,
26:05spilled him onto the floor, but...
26:07And I picked him up from off the floor.
26:08It should be here.
26:11I'd say it's an $8 million lawsuit.
26:15At least.
26:26Like my new shoes?
26:28They're size 12.
26:29Toast what?
26:52They're size 12.
26:53They're size 13.
26:53They're size 13.
26:53They're size 13.
26:54They're size 13.
26:56They're size 13.
26:56They're size 13.
26:56They're size 13.
26:58They're size 13.
26:59They're size 13.
26:59They're size 13.
27:00They're size 13.
27:00They're size 13.
27:00They're size 13.
27:00They're size 13.
27:00They're size 13.
27:01They're size 13.
27:02They're size 13.
27:02They're size 13.
27:03They're size 13.
27:04They're size 13.
27:13Amelia, it's me, Ruth.
27:18Your best friend needs help.
27:32Ah! Ah!
27:34Is he all put together?
27:36No, he's 100% there.
27:38Absolutely.
27:40I'd like to see him.
27:43I'm sorry. Our embalmer is a little on the artistic side.
27:48He gets crazy if he has any input.
27:50It's best to wait until we're completely done.
27:53One more thing.
27:55His shoes.
27:58What are you, an idiot?
27:59Those are his favorite shoes.
28:01He has perfectly comfortable loafers, which would be much more appropriate.
28:04Yes, I myself have loafers, which are just like walking on air.
28:10We should have just told him the truth.
28:12Sorry, Mrs. Romano, but my idiot of a brother lost a part of your husband.
28:17Yeah, that would have worked.
28:18Where are you going?
28:20I have some place I have to be.
28:21When I return, I hope to be greeted by a foot.
28:24The solution is how to stop a billion-dollar corporation from putting us out of business
28:28and pruned hedges.
28:35Now, aren't you glad you're out of the house?
28:37Yes, this is just what I needed.
28:38I think we should try and get a seat right down front.
28:40I'm placing a bet.
28:42Oh, no, we should just try and enjoy the day.
28:44I don't see why we need to gamble.
28:50That's sweet.
28:52They both look so happy.
28:54It's just an act.
28:57Just enjoy it while it lasts, which isn't very long.
29:01Excuse me?
29:02You think you have forever, but you don't.
29:05Soon you start to get on each other's nerves.
29:07Then you don't tell the other person as much as you used to, because really, what's the point?
29:11You thought they understood you, but they never did.
29:14Not really.
29:14Really.
29:15Finally, not only do you not tell the other person anything real,
29:17you actively start lying to him.
29:20And then when you think it can't get any worse, he up and dies.
29:23I think I see a shorter line over there.
29:26Bye.
29:29No matter what you do, you end up alone,
29:31not knowing who you are or what you really want.
29:34Luz.
29:35Luz.
29:36Why did we come here today?
29:38To have fun.
29:39Aren't you having fun?
29:43I think it's wobbling.
29:45It's not wobbling.
29:46It just looks like it's wobbling because you've been staring at it for so long.
29:49Well, it's definitely wobbling.
29:51It'll loosen, Aiden.
29:53Life is strange.
29:54Just one of those tiny screws isn't screwed on tight enough
29:57that thing could fall and kill us instantaneously
30:00to just chop us to bits like a Cuisinart.
30:04Yeah, an assassin with a semi-automatic
30:06could walk through the door and spray our brains all over the place.
30:11The sun could become a supernova
30:12and engulf the entire planet in flames.
30:20David Fisher?
30:21Yeah, we just got a call from Claire's school.
30:23She's in trouble.
30:25Can't Mom handle this?
30:26Uh-uh.
30:27She's MIA.
30:28And besides, I think you might be interested in what they told me.
30:33What?
30:33Start from the beginning.
30:37Jesus.
30:40Okay, I'll be right there.
30:41Until then, tell Nate to...
30:43Oh, great.
30:44He's MIA, too.
30:46All right, bye.
30:50There's a rumor going around school
30:51that my sister put a dismembered foot
30:53into some boy's locker.
30:54Shut the fuck up.
31:11She did it.
31:12I know she did.
31:15Where's the foot now?
31:17I don't know.
31:17The student who supposedly found it
31:19now denies that it ever happened.
31:20Okay, where's your sister?
31:21No one knows.
31:22A police report has been filed
31:24and now Mom is supposed to meet
31:25with the principal at nine tomorrow.
31:26I don't understand...
31:29kids.
31:29When I was her age,
31:30I never would have taken a foot.
31:31David, I can help.
31:32I'm a cop.
31:33That's what I do for a living.
31:36You find feet?
31:39What the fuck am I gonna do?
31:40Tell me who lived here again.
31:43The Fritzins.
31:46I have to totally fuck things up.
31:49Kept us from selling,
31:50now we're gonna go under,
31:51and it's all because of me.
31:51I'm a fucking moron.
31:52You used to hang out over here?
31:54Yeah, Jeannie Fritz and I used to play in here.
31:56After school, both her parents worked.
32:00Brenda, this is serious.
32:01My entire family could go bankrupt.
32:04So, swallow your pride.
32:05Go back to the corporation and sell.
32:09Cut their offer in half now,
32:11knowing we're so quick to buckle under.
32:13Plus, I really don't want to let
32:14that greedy little Nazi win.
32:16Oh, so this is a pissing contest.
32:23Nate, I'm going to kiss you.
32:30I lost someone's foot today.
32:37Sorry.
32:39I really thought I had, like, this
32:43profound revelation.
32:46Fuck, if this isn't what I'm supposed
32:47to be doing with my life,
32:48then what is?
32:49Living it.
32:50And you're doing that, so relax.
32:53You really don't give a fuck
32:54about what I'm going through, do you?
32:55Sure.
32:57As much as I can,
32:58given we've known each other
32:59less than a month.
33:04There's no big investment.
33:07I mean, that's part of the appeal
33:08for both of us.
33:11Right?
33:16Right?
33:28Jania Fritzen tried to kiss me
33:29in this room.
33:30I wouldn't let her.
33:33You can't control things.
33:35Nobody can.
33:36Shut up.
33:37There's only one thing
33:38that's certain.
33:40Everything changes.
33:42Shut up.
34:05I already talked to the other cops.
34:07I mean, I don't understand
34:07why I have to go do this again.
34:09Because this time
34:10I want the truth.
34:11Man, let's...
34:12Now, witness already said
34:13she saw you running down the hall
34:14screaming a crazy funeral homegirl
34:15put her foot in your locker.
34:17It was a joke.
34:18Okay?
34:19It was just a joke.
34:19She's just this girl
34:20who's kind of a loser
34:21and we all pick on her.
34:22You know?
34:22She totally asked for it.
34:23You know,
34:23modern technology
34:24is really something.
34:26Yeah, I don't care, man.
34:28You sure?
34:29We now have chemicals
34:30we can put on your hands
34:31and see if you've touched
34:31human remains.
34:32No way.
34:35You want to tell me
34:35what really happened today?
34:37I...
34:42Who's that?
34:45That's my partner.
34:47You better be glad
34:47you don't have to mess with him.
34:49That guy's going to
34:50some crazy-ass shit.
34:52Either you can tell me
34:53where you put the foot
34:54or you're going to be dealing
34:55with that crazy-ass motherfucker.
35:04The durable bites
35:05on their heels
35:05coming in the home
35:06is going to have
35:07a big Shirley
35:08and normalize
35:09at all the night.
35:10But here comes
35:10a big Shirley
35:11and a big Shirley
35:12and a big Shirley
35:16and a big Shirley.
35:20Oh, God.
35:24Oh, God.
35:24I just can't believe it.
35:26I won $16.
35:28I told you this would be fun.
35:29How much did you win?
35:31I don't know.
35:32$4,000.
35:33$4,001.
35:35Dollars.
35:36$3,000.
35:37$4,000.
35:39$4,000.
35:40$4,000.
35:43$4,000.
35:45And by the way,
35:47I had an affair
35:48with a hairdresser
35:48last year.
35:51You did?
35:53Are you a cup?
36:07How many cups are you?
36:09I'm a loaf of bread.
36:13Hello?
36:15Okay.
36:15Talk slowly.
36:20I'm going to see you
36:21in a few hours.
36:23Slow down.
36:24Slower.
36:26Well, you're going to
36:27have to wait.
36:28Because you have to.
36:30Brenda.
36:32Just...
36:33stay there.
36:34I'll call you
36:35in a half hour.
36:36I promise.
36:39Who's that?
36:41Nothing to worry about.
36:44I gotta go.
36:45Brenda, who was it?
36:48Just someone else, okay?
36:50Just back off.
36:51I...
36:52I can't deal with this
36:53right now.
36:54I'll call you.
36:55I'll call you.
37:02I'm glad you're
37:03staying in town.
37:11He threw it
37:11out of his car?
37:13He was taking it
37:14to show some friends.
37:16Didn't hit him.
37:17He might get in trouble.
37:18What, with people
37:19not really supposed
37:20to be in possession
37:20of other people's food.
37:21You tossed it out.
37:23I've got to get home.
37:24Just drop me off
37:24and I'll pick up
37:25my car later.
37:25All right, I'll take
37:26a look where you
37:27said he tossed it.
37:28You don't have
37:29to do that.
37:30Hey, how can I sleep, huh?
37:32Knowing that there's
37:33a foot on the loose?
37:34You lost $25,000.
37:36It's just gone?
37:37I suppose it still exists.
37:39It's just not mine anymore.
37:41Uh, I'm waiting
37:42for an explanation.
37:44Don't talk to me
37:44like a child.
37:45I was on a...
37:46What do you call it?
37:47A roll.
37:48So I kept betting
37:49more and more.
37:50And I just felt so good
37:51like I was living
37:52someone else's life.
37:53I was up $9,000.
37:55And then I started
37:56to lose.
37:57And then I started
37:58to feel like me again.
38:00And so I kept betting
38:01more and more
38:02and losing more and more.
38:03You should have been
38:04more careful.
38:05I don't want to be careful.
38:06I want to feel alive.
38:08There should be a way
38:09to do that
38:09that's a little less expensive.
38:11I have a right
38:11to make mistakes, Nate.
38:13You of all people
38:14shouldn't begrudge me that.
38:24I lost $25,000.
38:26Okay, you got it out of me.
38:27Now leave me alone.
38:54You're David's friend.
38:55Keith.
38:58What's going on?
39:02Not much.
39:08So where's Claire now?
39:11Well, I gotta say
39:12I'm totally relieved
39:14that I didn't lose it.
39:17Hey.
39:24Nice job, Rico.
39:29Boy, they did do
39:29a marvelous job.
39:32They ought to.
39:32They charged a fortune.
39:41Can I assist you,
39:42Miss Romano?
39:44Oh, yeah.
39:44I know it's silly,
39:45but I just wanted to see
39:47with my own eyes
39:48that pops I'll put together right.
39:49We get to do that, don't we?
40:01Good.
40:10I think I'll be able
40:11to sleep much better now.
40:13Okay.
40:15Let's go.
40:23Rico, you gave him a foot?
40:25Yeah.
40:26Yeah, I thought
40:27it was for the best.
40:29Remember that,
40:30remember that leg of lamb
40:30that your mother had
40:31in the back of her freezer
40:32for, like, forever?
40:33Okay, stop.
40:34And boned.
40:35Wrapped in latex
40:35and duct tape.
40:37I was following him home
40:38to get it back
40:39when I saw him toss it.
40:41Now I've been here for hours
40:42and I can't find it.
40:43Describe it to me again.
40:45It's a foot.
40:46Why did you take it
40:47in the first place?
40:49Well, at the time
40:50it seemed like a good way
40:51to pay him back
40:52for something.
40:52I just wanted to shake him up.
40:54I don't understand
40:55how guys can be
40:56so unshakable.
40:58I know what you mean.
41:02Did you ever suck
41:03a guy's toe?
41:08Yeah.
41:11Me too.
41:16Have you been watching
41:17Mrs. Romano?
41:21I've been watching her
41:22all night.
41:24Are you thinking
41:25what I'm thinking?
41:26Casca climber.
41:29Hers?
41:29She doesn't look
41:30that energetic.
41:32Yeah.
41:33Those are the ones
41:34that really go for it.
41:37So we should probably
41:38have a conversation
41:38with Rico
41:39about what's going on
41:39with Croner.
41:43Okay.
41:45So there was no
41:46baby christening
41:46the other day.
41:47I lied.
41:49But I only took
41:50one meeting with Gilardi.
41:51You met with him?
41:52Why?
41:53Hey, Gilardi called me.
41:55Okay?
41:55I have the right
41:56to consider my options.
41:58My father put you
41:58to mortuary school.
42:03I want to go with you!
42:04Romano!
42:04I want to go with you!
42:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:06Romano.
42:07Come on, it's okay.
42:07Mommy!
42:08Relax, relax, relax.
42:09It's okay.
42:09It's okay.
42:10Here we go.
42:11Here we go, Mrs. Romano.
42:12Here we go.
42:18I give up.
42:22It's not here.
42:26This probably isn't over.
42:30It's a lesson
42:31that we learn
42:32that your actions
42:35have consequences.
42:37Gabe should learn that.
42:43I know you and my brother
42:44are, like,
42:47gay.
42:51Okay.
42:56What do you see in him?
42:59He's just David, you know?
43:01I know.
43:02That's why I'm asking.
43:05He is smart.
43:06He's kind.
43:08He's funny.
43:10I know he can be
43:11a little uptight,
43:12but underneath that,
43:13he's...
43:15such a little boy.
43:17Innocent.
43:19And I like that.
43:21Most of the men I meet,
43:23well,
43:24they kind of just want me
43:25to be one thing.
43:27What, like,
43:27big black sex cop?
43:29Sorry, I was speeding, officer.
43:30I guess you have to
43:31punish me now.
43:32Yeah.
43:34And I don't want to be that.
43:36Rent a video?
43:38David,
43:40he gets me.
43:43When someone sees you
43:44as you really are,
43:45and wants to be with you,
43:48that's powerful.
43:49for me.
43:54Whatever.
43:58I wish I could know
43:59the David you know.
44:02Could be a little nicer to him.
44:04He's under a lot of stress
44:06with that cremation place
44:07opening across the street.
44:09What cremation place?
44:12She stole a foot
44:14from a person?
44:16Yes.
44:17Would it have been better
44:18if it was in animals?
44:20A little bit.
44:21You wake up one day
44:22and your baby's stolen a foot.
44:24Where have I been?
44:26Losing $25,000.
44:31Hey.
44:38Okay, I've had a long day.
44:41Oh.
44:42David, I ran into
44:43your friend Keith.
44:45Who's Keith?
44:46You met at Dad's then?
44:48I never met a Keith.
44:50Yes, you did.
44:50The cop.
44:51I asked him to help out.
44:53He says he's going to see
44:54what he can do
44:54about there not being
44:55an official report.
44:56Why does this person
44:57have to be so involved
44:58in our life?
44:59Claire, we should probably
44:59talk about getting you
45:00some help.
45:03You're not my father.
45:05If you need a project,
45:06get a dog.
45:10Keith says the school's
45:11probably going to make me
45:11see a shrink anyway.
45:12Oh, dear.
45:14By the way,
45:15that house across the street
45:17is on fire.
45:39I guess I should solve
45:40all your problems, huh?
45:56Freckles!
46:00Freckles!
46:02Here, girl!
46:03Here, girl!
46:09Freckles!