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01:35Ms. Previn, Ms. Previn, are you in there?
01:40George, building manager.
01:42You know, I started to smell something a few days ago, but I just thought someone was cooking cabbage.
01:47See, you can still smell it. I'm not crazy.
01:51Oh, my God!
02:08I'm just surprised.
02:10Why? I told you I was going to write a book.
02:12No, you didn't.
02:13I thought I did.
02:16What?
02:17I need to get in there.
02:20So what, you're just going to sit down today and start writing?
02:22Yeah, I think that's how it's usually done.
02:26Oh, except for Hemingway. He stood.
02:31What?
02:32I need to get in there now.
02:37What?
02:38You think I can't write a book?
02:40No, of course not.
02:43Yeah, it's just that a book is so big.
02:46Not all of them.
02:47Well, this is the last time we talked about you doing something new.
02:51You mentioned getting some of Billy's friends to help you open an art gallery.
02:54Yeah, well, I got to thinking. I don't need to help other people express themselves.
02:58I should do it myself.
03:01Well, I think this is great.
03:04Charlotte finally speaks the story of your fucked up childhood, but from your point of view, people will want to
03:07read that.
03:08No way.
03:09I'm not going to write a memoir.
03:12Well, what is it then?
03:14Picture.
03:15Really?
03:15Mmm.
03:22It's so ambitious. I love it.
03:25Yeah, I hope I'm going to be in it. I've always wanted to be thinly veiled.
03:28You might be in it.
03:30If you ever do anything interesting.
03:36I need help.
03:37Do you think the hair on Mr. Peterson's forearms is sexy?
03:40Or is it too unkempt?
03:42Sometimes it gets all tufty.
03:43I really don't have time for this.
03:45This weekend is my last chance to take the SATs and I have to do well on them.
03:49Just take a break.
03:50It'll keep you from burning out.
03:53Every fall, I rate the male teacher as fuckability.
03:56I've been doing it since the sixth grade.
03:59I am like 400 times smarter than you.
04:02Why aren't you panicking more about this test than I am?
04:04Because I know how to play the game.
04:06I have a tutor, I've taken practice tests, and my mom's life coach is advising me.
04:11Your mom's life coach?
04:13Parker, do you have any idea what a parody of yourself you are?
04:17I feel bad for Mr. Van Kirk.
04:19If he hadn't stopped working out, he could have easily cracked the top tip.
04:23Give me that.
04:27Oh, Gitterman's coming in at 22.
04:29I was feeling generous.
04:31Hey, Claire.
04:32Oh, Gary, hi.
04:34See you this afternoon?
04:36Yep.
04:41Gary has a great ass.
04:46You think he has a great ass?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Like you haven't noticed.
04:52My mom calls them buns.
04:54She's so not of the century.
04:56I don't care how much she pays her life coach.
05:00I could fuck Gary.
05:02Easy.
05:07So this woman in her forties just died alone in her apartment?
05:11Just out of the blue?
05:13I mean, she must have had some kind of medical condition.
05:16No, she choked to death.
05:20She laid there for a week before anyone found her.
05:22Why didn't everybody notice sooner?
05:26Nobody thought she was on vacation.
05:27Here are all the arrangements for her funeral.
05:29They're pretty self-explanatory.
05:30You should be able to take care of it yourself.
05:33Wait, shouldn't I talk to who's ever going to bury her, see what they want?
05:35Nate, it's a pre-need.
05:37She buried herself.
05:38She came in a few years ago and bought everything she wanted ahead of time.
05:40You have her contact list for family and friends, her directions for the service, and all the specifications about her
05:45restoration.
05:46She knew exactly what kind of service she wanted, so you'll need to order this sheet music for the organist.
05:51And I am telling you I'm not going.
05:55She certainly had a sense of humor.
05:58What song is that?
05:59It's from Dreamgirls. You know it.
06:02And I am telling you I'm not going. You're the best man I've ever known.
06:10It must be really weird to fill one of these things out for yourself.
06:13Well, I had fun doing mine.
06:32I'm feeling that way.
06:33Because the night.
06:36But then I was alone.
06:36You know it.
06:39I am feeling that way I was gonna be so happy.
06:41I'm feeling that way too much.
06:41You know it.
06:43I should be able to see a prayer and I just know.
06:45I need you to have time too.
06:45You're around.
06:45It's so...
06:46I'm feeling that way too much.
06:46I know it is.
06:50The end of the night is really active.
06:50I'm feeling that way too much.
07:07Well, I have a test on Monday.
07:09I have an art history paper due next week,
07:10and I know I could do a good job on both of them
07:12if I had more time, but I don't.
07:16Do I have something on my face?
07:18No.
07:19Because you're giving me this look.
07:21Well, it's just nice to see you so involved.
07:25And you're taking the SAT this weekend?
07:27Saw the books in the library?
07:29I don't know why I didn't tell you.
07:31It's okay.
07:32I just signed up for it.
07:33I wasn't sure if I would.
07:34It's great.
07:35You're starting to take school more seriously,
07:37and you're going to take the SAT?
07:39It shows you're nurturing yourself.
07:40Give me a break.
07:42I'm so scared of having my own thoughts
07:44or going in my own direction
07:45that I need some safety or approval.
07:48This stuff is just cop-out distractions.
07:51You know what?
07:52This session is actually giving me some clarity.
07:54I should just blow this test off tomorrow
07:55and look really hard inside myself
07:58for what I really want.
08:02Claire, you're obviously frightened by taking this test.
08:04Why?
08:08I don't know.
08:09It's like...
08:10When I think about the test,
08:14I see this, like, nasty fluorescent light,
08:16the kind that shows all your pockmarks
08:18and tiny scars that you wish you could hide.
08:20I see.
08:21So it's very safe in the darkness, isn't it?
08:25Okay.
08:26You're getting kind of corny.
08:28All right.
08:29All right.
08:30All I'm saying is,
08:31you're finally in a place
08:32where you're starting to come into your own.
08:35You know, you're afraid if people see the real you,
08:37it'll be scary,
08:37and guess what?
08:38It is scary.
08:41For all of us.
08:42Isn't it?
08:48Don't be silly, David.
08:49You don't need to apologize
08:50for what you said about the plan.
08:53If you live in a neighborhood for a long time
08:55and somebody moves in
08:56and renovates the house across the street,
08:59that could just make you feel
09:00your own house is shabby.
09:02I see.
09:03Did you just insult me?
09:05Of course not.
09:07You'll see.
09:08When you're ready,
09:09you're going to live in a palace.
09:11Claire, wash your hands.
09:12We're about to eat.
09:13Mom, don't set a place for me.
09:15I'm not staying.
09:16Who are you having dinner with?
09:18No one.
09:19I'm having coffee with someone
09:20I met at St. Stevens.
09:21David,
09:23if you have a date, just say it.
09:25Nothing ever gets built
09:26if the materials aren't labeled properly.
09:29Okay, I have a date.
09:30David, I'm having a problem
09:31with the Emily Previn funeral.
09:34Let's hear it.
09:35Well, I've called her entire contact list
09:37and the few friends she listed
09:38have either moved or died.
09:40And then she's got two distant relatives,
09:41one of which I can't reach
09:42and the other has this phobia
09:44about going to funerals.
09:45Some people are so sick.
09:47Well, now we know why
09:48she wasn't found for a week.
09:50I don't think this woman
09:50had anybody in her life.
09:52How awful.
09:53Have you called her job
09:53to notify her colleagues
09:54about the service?
09:55Uh, no.
09:56She worked at a temp agency,
09:57so she just had jobs here and there.
09:59She must have had someone
10:00that she forgot to write down on the list.
10:01Try her high school.
10:02It's on the form.
10:03Everyone has friends from high school.
10:04No, they don't.
10:06I mean, maybe they have people
10:07they talk to or even do things with,
10:09but they're not really friends.
10:10They're just filler.
10:14What?
10:15It's true.
10:17I want a glass of wine.
10:19Oh, God.
10:20It's so weird.
10:23Who the hell was Emily Previn?
10:27Hey, are you okay?
10:29Yeah, I'm fine.
10:30Because your eyes look really weird.
10:33Yeah, it's just this medication I'm taking
10:34that makes me a little drowsy.
10:36That's all.
10:38Honestly.
10:43Maybe Emily Previn was autistic.
10:45I read an article once
10:46about a high-functioning autistic person
10:49who didn't need people.
10:50She just had a job designing
10:51these big cattle slaughterhouses,
10:53and at night,
10:54she came home
10:55and sat in this little machine
10:56that made her feel like
10:56she was being hugged.
10:58That was all the intimacy she needed.
11:00That's really upsetting.
11:02I don't see why this person
11:03has to be mentally ill
11:04just because she had a life
11:05that doesn't conform
11:06to some familiar image
11:07we have in our heads.
11:09I mean, maybe she was living
11:09the life she wanted.
11:11A life without the hassle
11:12of other people.
11:13What kind of a life is that?
11:20Well, I'm sorry, Your Honor,
11:21but how was I supposed to know
11:23it was your car?
11:25I don't think I could be
11:26a public defender.
11:27No, why not?
11:29I just don't think
11:29I could defend people
11:30who are guilty.
11:31I guess I could be
11:32some of a public defender.
11:37So, what do you do?
11:39Me?
11:39Well, my family owns a business.
11:41Actually, it's a funeral home.
11:46But I got out of that really quickly
11:47and now I'm in textiles.
11:49Oh.
11:50I like fabric.
11:54Well, I have to be in court
11:55in the morning,
11:56so I have a lot of work to do.
11:57Yeah, well, maybe we'll see
11:58each other around.
11:59David, relax.
12:00It's fine, I understand.
12:01I guess there's not much
12:02of a spark here.
12:03Oh.
12:04I thought there was.
12:05You don't?
12:07No, I do.
12:08I was just worried.
12:11I'm sorry, Ben.
12:12I get a little nervous
12:13on these things.
12:14If I see him at all comments
12:15only because I take
12:16a beta blocker before
12:18I have to get in front of a jury
12:19or first dates.
12:21I'm still nervous on the inside,
12:23but I don't show it as much.
12:25Do you have any extra?
12:27No.
12:31Let's go on a real date
12:33next time.
12:34Like, for dinner.
12:35Okay.
12:36That would be nice.
12:39You seem a little...
12:41Are you coming out
12:42of a bad breakup, or...?
12:44No, I'm coming out
12:44of a bad celibacy.
12:47I was in a relationship,
12:49but that ended.
12:52Well, whatever happened,
12:53I blame him.
12:56You shouldn't.
12:57He's a great guy.
12:58You get your spoiled little ass
12:59into that bed right now.
13:00Do you hear me?
13:01You suck.
13:02Right now.
13:03I mean it.
13:06I'm not tired.
13:07And when I'm at my real home,
13:09I don't have to go to sleep
13:10until I get tired.
13:11Well, I'm gonna turn off
13:12the lights now,
13:12and soon you'll be tired.
13:14What if I never get tired?
13:16You'll lay awake
13:16for hours and hours
13:17wondering why life is so hard.
13:19That's what the rest of us do.
13:21That sounds boring.
13:23You get used to it.
13:30Hey.
13:35You want to talk about anything?
13:37Like how you feel
13:38about staying here?
13:40Being scared
13:41because your mom's been up
13:42in Oakland for so long?
13:43No.
13:44Okay.
13:45But we don't know
13:45how long you're gonna be here.
13:47So why don't we both try
13:49and ease up on each other
13:49a little bit, okay?
13:52You guys have bad toothpaste.
13:55First instinct
13:56is to get angry with her.
13:57Open my mouth.
13:58I hear my father.
14:01Stop being so hard on yourself.
14:03That child is not easy.
14:05I swore to myself
14:06I would never be like him.
14:14I'm not in the mood.
14:20Fine.
14:22Fine.
14:25Fine.
14:26Fine.
14:26Fine.
14:26Fine.
14:26Fine.
14:27Fine.
14:32Fine.
14:59Fine.
15:01Fine.
15:04Fine.
15:07Fine.
15:11Fine.
15:13Fine.
15:18Fine.
15:23Fine.
15:24Fine.
15:25Fine.
15:27Fine.
15:29Fine.
15:29Fine.
15:51Oh, hi, Melissa, it's Brenda, Chenoweth, your massage therapist.
15:58Oh, hey, how's it going?
16:02Uh, listen, I was just wondering if you hadn't eaten yet, if, uh, you want a tough lunch.
16:06Actually, I'm at a restaurant right now.
16:09Oh, look, I'm probably breaking all these climbers' boundaries, so I'll just see you at your regular appointment tomorrow.
16:16No, I was just going to say I'm by myself. I love the company.
16:19Thank God.
16:31Oh, Jesus.
16:32Uh, Don, this one's going to be one hell of a ride.
16:35Oh, I'm sure they're going to take care of her.
16:37Yeah, well, don't be.
16:39She must have been laying out for a week or so in a partially ventilated space.
16:42Dammit, why can't everyone die in an air-conditioned room?
16:45Her face is all discovered from where she was laying on it.
16:47Now that I can fix, although it's going to take me hours.
16:49And her abdomen's all distended.
16:51Now this woman's got a lot of gas in there.
16:52When I poke a hole, we're going to get some major fumes.
16:55Woo, Nelly.
16:56I have no idea why I came in here.
16:59Maybe you have Alzheimer's.
17:00Yeah, maybe.
17:10You really aren't just biology, aren't we?
17:14Nate, you're going to need to talk the family out of an open casket.
17:17I mean, there's only so much I could do, man.
17:19She doesn't have any family.
17:21No one.
17:22She doesn't have any friends or anybody.
17:25I ran an obituary in the paper today.
17:27I'm just praying someone to read it and show up tomorrow.
17:30Pre-need?
17:32Well, if she wanted an open casket, we'll try to give her one.
17:37I'll boost up the fluids and see if that'll bring the swelling down.
17:40There's a good chance we're going to get some skin slippage and then we're screwed.
17:46Maybe she was just some vicious asshole, you know?
17:51Just twisted into evil and maybe that's why she didn't have any people in her life.
17:55Nah.
17:57You can tell what kind of life people lived.
18:00Even when they're dead.
18:03Yeah, she was all right.
18:08Please have your IDs out and ready so that we can speed things along.
18:13Claire Fisher.
18:14ID.
18:19Sign right here.
18:20Name?
18:20Parker McKenna.
18:22Let's see.
18:23Okay.
18:24Parker, sign here, please.
18:27Next.
18:28Does anybody have an extra number two pencil?
18:30Here you go.
18:35So this sounds like a pretty serious relationship for you.
18:38It is.
18:41Yeah, I love Nate.
18:42I really do.
18:44But lately, I feel kind of separate from him.
18:48Which I know is healthy on one level, but on another, I kind of miss how it was.
18:55You know when we first started seeing each other and we weren't together?
18:57I'd be wondering, what is he doing all day long?
19:00No.
19:02I never even think about it.
19:07I don't know exactly when it changed, but at some point, he became less present with me.
19:16Sometimes I think it's because I don't give him enough to be present for, but then I think
19:21maybe he's not present because he knows that if he was really present, then I'd leave him.
19:30You know, it's just so sad that you can love somebody so much and have absolutely no idea
19:35what's going on in their head.
19:40Ah, relationships are fucked.
19:42That's what I always say.
19:44I haven't had a real relationship in over a decade.
19:48Is that because you?
19:49Because I blow guys for money.
19:51I'm so sorry.
19:52That was...
19:53I'm so kidding.
19:57I've only been doing that for about five years.
19:59So why then?
20:01I'm just not built for it.
20:03Some people aren't, I think.
20:05It's not healthy or unhealthy.
20:07It just is.
20:12Oh, shit.
20:18I'm being paid by clients.
20:21I'm not driving out to Calabasas in this traffic.
20:25Let the jerk whack off.
20:28You know, I'm really glad you could have lunch.
20:30Me too.
20:32You know, it means a lot to me that you're so normal around me.
20:37Most people have preconceived notions about what I do.
20:40Yeah, well, people can be such judgmental assholes.
20:43You don't have to tell me that.
20:45You want to know what's worse?
20:47Most girls.
20:49I just want to be my friend so that they can pump me for all the gory details about being
20:52a lady of the evening.
20:55Just question after question like I'm some kind of freak.
21:06All right, you get three questions.
21:08Oh, goody.
21:10There's that one.
21:12No, I think that one makes you look fat.
21:14Very funny.
21:16Seriously, which one do you think is going to look better than Miss Proud?
21:18I guess the pink one.
21:20Didn't she specify which casket gown she wanted or did Dad slip up?
21:23No, Dad didn't slip up.
21:24She marked down she wanted to be buried in her own clothes.
21:26The outfit she came in here with was shot.
21:28Give her the blue one.
21:29I've been dying to get rid of it.
21:30It's coming apart in the back.
21:31David!
21:33Mom, did you want something?
21:35I was dusting your casket wall.
21:37If this woman wanted to be buried in her own clothes,
21:40then one of you boys should go to her home and pick something out.
21:43Isn't that a bit much?
21:44I remember Dad doing it once or twice.
21:46She'd get the building manager and I'll let you in.
21:49Fine, I'll pick out something dressy.
21:51Actually, considering the shape her body's in,
21:53I should just pick whatever covers her up the most.
21:55I'll come with you.
21:57Bea, you don't have to do that.
21:58I know that.
22:02Aren't the guys scary?
22:03It must get dangerous.
22:05I don't want to tell you the truth, it doesn't.
22:08I think you should have to trust your instinct.
22:10It's never wrong.
22:13I like animals that way.
22:15When I first met a client,
22:17I think a good long look into his eyes.
22:19All that stupid stuff they say about looking in people's eyes, it's true.
22:21You just look into them and you know.
22:23Know what?
22:24You know, whether someone is right or whether they're, you know, wrong.
22:31And if they're wrong, you just get out of there immediately.
22:35No.
22:37I think everyone has the answers to everything in life.
22:39It's just a matter of knowing how to listen.
22:40You're fantastic.
22:41Fuck, you are.
22:43There is no bullshit with you.
22:45You are just who you are.
22:47Period.
22:48You know, even the way you talk about your work,
22:50you provide a service for which you're well compensated.
22:54Unlike the rest of us losers.
22:56Please.
22:57If there were anything else people would pay me this much money for,
22:59I would do it in a heartbeat.
23:00There's not a touch of victimhood about you.
23:03It's almost like it's empowering in a way.
23:06I went through that whole feminist rationalization stuff at first.
23:09No, I'm just a little more honest.
23:12It's just a way to pay the bills.
23:16Sorry, I can't make it to the funeral.
23:18My kid's got a soccer game, so...
23:21Well, she was one of your tenants, for God's sake.
23:24But she lived among you.
23:26Hey, come on, I just started.
23:28All right?
23:28She only lived among me for a week.
23:31She never even got to finish your crossword puzzle.
23:35All right, look, uh...
23:37Five minutes?
23:38Yep.
23:39Great.
23:43Mom?
23:46Eddie needs to be able to adapt to how things have changed.
23:48I have a lot more responsibility now.
23:49You know?
23:50It just needs to be more understanding.
23:52You know, sometimes I'm going to be tired, man.
23:54Yeah, kids come first, period.
23:55Yeah, exactly.
23:57Hey, uh, have you had this conversation with him?
23:59He'd just say I need to make more time for him.
24:02Which would piss me off.
24:04So why bother talking to him about it?
24:06Because you keep everything bottled up inside you, my friend.
24:08That's not good.
24:09That creates cancer.
24:10Give me a break.
24:11Hey, it does.
24:12My wife's cousin was a very angry person, but she never showed it.
24:14She just cleaned all day, then she lost both her breasts.
24:18That's weird.
24:19You gotta love this.
24:20You get away from me, dickless fuck!
24:22You don't own me, all right?
24:24What's wrong with you?
24:24You know you fucking lied to me, bitch!
24:27Bitch, I'll blow your fucking brains out, you stupid cunt!
24:30I wish you would, but you don't got the boss to shoot me!
24:32Please, drop the gun!
24:33Stay at this!
24:34Fucking cop!
24:35You said drop the gun, mister!
24:37You shoot me, they're going to shoot you, and then you're going to be dead.
24:38You were this piece of shit.
24:39You know what?
24:40The world will be a better place!
24:41Shut up!
24:42Drop the gun, now!
24:49What is wrong with you?
24:50Why did you do that, Mark?
24:52What's wrong with you?
24:53Huh?
24:59I like all of these, but they seem so flat.
25:04I wish one had a little more oomph.
25:06No, let me just grab that one.
25:07That one has oomph.
25:08No, it doesn't.
25:10Don't rush me, Nate.
25:12I'm not nearly done, and I haven't even started with the shoes and the jewelry.
25:19Nate Fisher.
25:21Uh, yeah, hi.
25:22I left a message there for Father Martin Farrell, but he was requested by the deceased to officiate
25:28at her funeral.
25:30Oh, great.
25:31Well, I'm fucked.
25:34I'm sorry, sister.
25:36Well, are there any other priests you'd recommend for a funeral as well?
25:39Right.
26:01Thank...
26:02Ah!
26:19Oh, Mom.
26:24What, are you hungry?
26:26Of course not.
26:27Then are you ready to go?
26:28I don't know.
26:31Maybe she likes solitude.
26:33Maybe she was living the life she wanted and was happy.
26:36I hope so.
26:38But what if some nights she wanted to talk to someone
26:41and she picked up the telephone and realized
26:44she didn't have anyone she could call?
26:46What then?
26:48We don't know that she didn't have anyone to call.
26:50Maybe there was someone.
26:52I hope so.
27:23No one thinks you did anything wrong.
27:25You're just doing your job, okay?
27:31Wait, now I know what's different.
27:33You're not wearing your glasses tonight.
27:35Oh.
27:36Well, I was getting dressed and nothing looked right.
27:39I realized it was all my glasses' fault.
27:41So I put in these contacts, which I actually hate,
27:44but I thought it was worth it if you...
27:49This is, uh, me without beta-bloggers.
27:53It's good.
27:55Maybe it's even better.
28:00I...
28:03Still work in the family business.
28:05Excuse me?
28:06I'm a funeral director.
28:08That's who I am.
28:10Hmm.
28:11Well, I have to say I'm glad you're not in textiles.
28:14It sounded really dull.
28:17Why did you lie?
28:19Oh, come on.
28:21People always get that look in their eyes
28:22like there's something wrong with you,
28:24and you only wait about five seconds
28:26before bringing the conversation around to necrophilia.
28:29I just liked you too much.
28:31I was scared it would repulse you.
28:33So what made you tell me now?
28:36Because on our last date,
28:37I just sort of liked you,
28:38and now I really like you.
28:44I didn't screw things up because I lied.
28:46No, I think it's cute.
28:51And I'm going to want to take this slow...
28:53All right, all right.
28:54Can we just make out already?
29:09Claire?
29:11We had plans to meet tonight at the Tiki Tea?
29:14Did we?
29:16Claire, why did you blow me off?
29:17And why didn't you return my phone calls?
29:19Because I have nothing to say to you.
29:22Hey, look, I know this is about the SATs,
29:25but it wasn't my fault.
29:26Right?
29:27It was my mother's idea.
29:28She heard about this girl through one of her friends.
29:30She's this genius from Westlake
29:32who's going around taking the test.
29:33And let me tell you, it works.
29:35She got three people into Yale
29:36and five into Harvard.
29:39This is so gross.
29:40What was I supposed to do?
29:42My mom came into my room last night
29:44and told me she'd already paid the girl $1,000.
29:46You make me so sick.
29:47Just get out of here!
29:49Okay?
29:50I don't feel like ever seeing you again.
29:53You're serious?
29:54Yeah, I am.
29:57Fine.
29:58Fuck you, Claire!
30:00Oh, and by the way,
30:01I flirted for 45 minutes with Gary Deitman
30:03outside of school yesterday,
30:04and he's this total horny little freak.
30:06And I'm going to bag him.
30:07Big time.
30:08Oh, congratulations.
30:08I hope you and his stupid buns
30:11will be very happy together.
30:16David Fisher and Benjamin Cooper
30:18invite you to a holiday open house.
30:22Merry Christmas from Ben and David.
30:24Happy holidays from the Cooper Fishers.
30:27Fish and Coop, new this fall on ABC.
30:37Keith, what's wrong?
30:40I'm not sure.
30:42Okay.
30:44Come in and sit down.
30:50I shouldn't have even come here.
30:52It's fine.
30:54You want a beer?
30:55I have a Rolling Rock or Amstelite.
30:57I killed someone today.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:00It was this guy.
31:03Him and this woman were having a fight.
31:06They were obviously both high on something.
31:09And he had a gun.
31:10Well, I'm sure whatever it was,
31:12you did the right thing.
31:14He's dead, you fucking idiot.
31:16I should have aimed at his arm
31:18or his leg.
31:21I'm stupid.
31:24So fucking stupid.
31:29I've never killed someone before.
31:34I can't live with this.
31:37I don't know how to help you.
31:39Do you...
31:40Do you want to pray?
31:43Maybe that would do something.
32:09David's not up yet?
32:12So where's Emily Previn?
32:16She's, uh...
32:17She's in there.
32:20Oh, so she's not going to have an open casket.
32:25I couldn't do it.
32:27Okay.
32:28I was supposed to take the kids to dinner last night
32:30so Vanessa could have the night off.
32:32But instead, I was here.
32:34Until 9 o'clock last night.
32:36Skin was freaking pouring off that woman's face.
32:39So I get all this shit from Vanessa
32:40and I wasn't even able to restore the fucking poor lady.
32:43Nobody could have it.
32:43Rico.
32:44But here.
32:44Huh?
32:45You think you can do it?
32:46Huh?
32:48Here's some tools.
32:49Rico.
32:49I want to watch you swim in that skin.
32:50Hey.
32:50Go ahead.
32:51All I said was okay.
33:01I'm sorry.
33:04I just wish I could have done her the way she wanted.
33:07Look, if it'll make you feel any better,
33:09I don't think there are even going to be any mourners.
33:14Thanks.
33:21Keith?
33:25Hello?
33:28Hey, it's me.
33:30I thought you were still here.
33:32I had to get back home.
33:34Oh.
33:35Are you okay?
33:37Yeah, I'm fine.
33:39Listen, what happened last night, that was wrong.
33:43I don't know why I went to you, but obviously I wasn't thinking right.
33:48Obviously.
33:49I'm in a relationship.
33:51I know that.
33:52I'm not an idiot.
33:53I just thought you and I could be friends, but I was just kidding myself.
33:59Look, I don't think that you and I should see each other anymore.
34:09David?
34:11I'm here.
34:12Sure.
34:12Whatever you want.
34:15I knew you would understand.
34:17Well, uh, goodbye.
34:22Bye.
34:32That was intense.
34:33You practically like jelly.
34:35You really don't need this.
34:36Maybe not.
34:37I love it.
34:39You're gifted.
34:39You know that.
34:43Hello?
34:46Don't give me that bullshit, Allison.
34:47I want your ass there in half an hour.
34:50Okay, fuck you.
34:51You are officially dead to me now.
34:55Everything okay?
34:56I have a client at 2.15.
34:58My watcher just canceled.
34:59Your watcher?
35:01Yeah, you know, he likes to be watched by another girl while I do him.
35:03It's like the easiest hundred bucks in the world, and this asshole just blew me off for a runway audition.
35:09Oh, God, I hate models.
35:12Fuck.
35:13Hey, Paula.
35:15You're sitting in the corner depressed.
35:16Pick up.
35:18Pick up.
35:21All right, be depressed.
35:25Hey, listen, if you're in a jam.
35:28This isn't a science project, honey.
35:30This is business.
35:31Oh, please.
35:32You think I can't handle it?
35:38Oh, like I said, it's pretty easy.
35:42Actually, it's like you're invisible.
35:43Just sitting and watching.
35:45I can do that.
35:46I sit and watch all the time.
35:47In fact, that's mostly all I do.
35:49And I guess you've been in three-way situations before.
35:51I mean, who hasn't?
35:53Yeah.
35:56Fuck.
36:00Never seen you this angry before.
36:02I think it's terrific.
36:03No, my nephew made that.
36:05Sorry.
36:06Talk to me.
36:07This girl cheated on the SATs, and now she's going to get away with it.
36:11Okay, what's this girl's name?
36:14And when I realized what was going on, I just wanted to run and not take the test.
36:17But I did.
36:18I took it like an idiot.
36:19And what was the point?
36:21I mean, this is all just some stupid game.
36:23And I don't know what I want, but I know I don't want this.
36:25So you're going to use this as an excuse to bail?
36:27Bail?
36:27What is that, some hip lingo you think the kids are saying?
36:29You are so fucking lame sometimes.
36:31It's fine for you to direct your anger at me if that's what you need to do.
36:33And by the way, you can fuck Parker McKenna if you want to.
36:35I don't care, but if I were you, I would definitely wear a condom,
36:37because I'm sure that girl has a major case of hepatitis at the very least.
36:39What are you talking about?
36:42Look, if you're referring to the fact that I had a conversation with Parker yesterday,
36:45that's all it was, a conversation.
36:47I have conversations with lots of young women.
36:49They approach me.
36:52Claire, I'm worried about you.
36:55Why?
36:56Because I see you getting your life together, and it scares you.
36:58So you want to slip into the old familiar habit of focusing on someone else's drama
37:02instead of concentrating on yourself.
37:04You need to stop doing that.
37:10You're right.
37:15And, uh, now is probably as good a time as any for us to talk about the sexual tension between
37:20us.
37:22What?
37:23It exists.
37:24It's a normal part of transference and counter-transference,
37:27so we should both acknowledge that it's out there,
37:29and it will never be acted upon, because to do so would be irresponsible and destructive.
37:38Do you have anything that you would like to contribute?
37:41No.
37:43I don't.
37:46Do you have anything that you would like to do?
37:49So, you know, I bet you I could glue this together if I tried hard.
37:55I know people don't, uh, really glue things together anymore,
37:58but I could probably fix this.
38:11You've reached the private line of David Fisher.
38:13Please leave a message after the beep.
38:15Hi, David. It's Ben.
38:18Just calling to figure out what time's good for you on Saturday.
38:20Oh, and I had a really good time last night,
38:22especially the making out part.
38:26Okay, um...
38:26Bye.
38:34Oh, yeah, honey.
38:38You know exactly how I like it.
38:41Come on, move your tongue around it.
38:49Yeah.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:10Oh, yeah.
39:30And I am telling you
39:33I'm not fooling
39:37I'm the best man you'll ever know
39:41I'm the best man you'll ever know
39:44I'm the best man you'll ever know
39:46I love you
39:59Now that I've heard this crappy song five times in a row
40:01I can honestly say I don't like it
40:03I'm here for the service
40:05Mom, look around, there's nobody here
40:07That's not gonna be any service
40:08I mean, I couldn't even get a minister to come
40:10I've taken care of that
40:11Father Jack is on his way here right now
40:14Just give me ten minutes
40:16Well, for what?
40:21Federico
40:22Yes, Mrs. F
40:23Could you come upstairs, please?
40:31Keith
40:35Oh
40:37David, I need you for a few minutes
40:38Mom, I have a headache
40:40Too bad
40:44But I'm in the middle of the show
40:45Just do what I say
40:46I'd get out of those ragamuffin clothes
40:55Why is this happening?
40:57I don't know
40:58Our structures probably need new fencing
41:00Yeah, our roofs have bad shingles
41:02I had shingles once
41:06She was supposed to have an open cask
41:10I did the best I could
41:12Okay?
41:13I didn't see you down there helping me out
41:17Leave it alone
41:24We gather to mourn the passing of Emily Previn
41:28I did not know Emily Previn
41:30From what I gather, a few, if any, people did
41:34People might wonder what point there is in leading a life
41:37Where you don't touch any other lives
41:40But it would be arrogant of us to assume that
41:44Every life is a contribution
41:46We just may not see how
41:49I'm glad to encounter Emily Previn
41:51Even if it is in death
41:54Everyone comes into our life for a reason
41:56And it is our responsibility to learn what they have to teach us
42:03Now, in accordance with Emily's wishes
42:05I will read from the book of Matthew, chapter 11
42:09Strange, but somehow I feel like Emily won
42:11She remains a fucking question mark right up to the bitter end
42:15Basically, all I know about her is that she kept wheat thins in her refrigerator
42:21Well, that's something
42:21So, tell your mother I have to get back to work
42:25Unlike some people
42:27I'm sorry, Federico, but I have a headache
42:29Am I not allowed to have a headache?
42:33David
42:35It's so good to see you
42:36Hello, Father
42:39How is everything at St. Stephen's?
42:42It's, uh, okay
42:47Apropos of what I said earlier
42:48I wanted to thank you, David
42:51I'm really glad you came into my life
42:53You will never know how much you taught me about myself
42:57Really?
42:58How so?
43:00Another time, maybe
43:02You look a little sad
43:03I have a headache
43:07Well, God bless
43:12David
43:13Come over here
43:14There's something I want to say to the three of you
43:16Oh, Lord, our gutters are clouds
43:17I think we need to see about removing the leaves
43:20That's very funny, Claire
43:22I know you three think the plan is ridiculous
43:24No, we don't
43:25We just think it's weird
43:26Did any one of you wonder why I felt the need to change the structure of my life?
43:30Did you even care?
43:34At first, I didn't understand why I was so upset about Emily Previn
43:37And then it hit me
43:39I don't want to turn into her
43:41Life is hard enough without not having people to help you through it
43:43Well, Mom, you have us
43:45I do not
43:47Nate, you've been walking around like a zombie for months
43:50David, you're lying in bed in the middle of the day
43:52God knows why
43:52I have a headache
43:54Claire, I can't even look in your direction without you acting like it's some incredible imposition
43:59All I want is for us not to be strangers
44:01I want some intimacy
44:04Give me intimacy
44:07Won't any of you have intimacy with me?
44:14Okay
44:16I guess I have my answer
44:18Mom, wait
44:19I just think that intimacy should happen a little more organically than this
44:23Fine
44:24Then I'll simply wait for it like I have been
44:27I just pray that it happens before I end up like Emily Previn
44:32Now if you'll please excuse me
44:42When I saw you typing at your computer tonight, you had the strangest expression on your face
44:46I was writing
44:47It's called flow
44:49You know all about flow, don't you?
44:54Let me ask you a question
44:57Do you think you and I have as much intimacy as you want?
45:03I don't have as much of anything as I want
45:07It's not really much of an answer
45:09Well, it wasn't really much of a question
45:14Did you remember to lock the door?
45:16Yes, I did for the second time
45:18You've been acting really strange tonight
45:20What do you mean?
45:21Well, you've been all jumpy
45:31Oh God
45:33Okay
45:34Something has been on my mind
45:51Nate Fisher
45:54Would you be my wife?
45:58My God
45:59This isn't what I was expecting
46:01Is that an O?
46:02No, of course not
46:06It's kind of an ugly ring
46:08It's got these Greek letters on it
46:11It's Delta Phi Delta
46:12It's my grandfather's fraternity ring
46:14I found it when I was cleaning up
46:15And
46:18That's when I got the idea to
46:21Propose to you
46:26So why today?
46:29I don't know
46:32I just started thinking
46:35I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you
46:41I'm not going anywhere
46:44Promise?
46:55Of course I'll marry you
46:57I love you
46:57Absolutely
46:58I love you
46:59Yeah, let's get married
47:01Yes, yes, yes
47:02Let's get married
47:03Come on
47:06I love you
47:08I love you too
47:08I love you too
47:46I love you too
47:48I love you too
47:51I love you too
47:54I love you too
47:54I love you too
48:02I love you too
48:05Oh, my God.
48:35Oh, my God.