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The One with The Cold Sore
While Caitlin tries to deal with her aching cold sore, a teen movie gets filmed at the Mall, and auditions for movie extras are held at "Grind Me." Jonesy wants to be discovered, but the director decides to pick Jen, who later gets a supporting role in the film, after one of the actresses decides to drop out. Meanwhile, Wyatt and Nikki suspect that Caitlin and Jude have started dating.
While Caitlin tries to deal with her aching cold sore, a teen movie gets filmed at the Mall, and auditions for movie extras are held at "Grind Me." Jonesy wants to be discovered, but the director decides to pick Jen, who later gets a supporting role in the film, after one of the actresses decides to drop out. Meanwhile, Wyatt and Nikki suspect that Caitlin and Jude have started dating.
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00:00Time's less!
00:07Hey!
00:08You guys hear they're shooting a movie in the mall?
00:11Cool!
00:12Yeah!
00:12They're shooting at the penalty box and holding auditions for extras at Grind Me!
00:16Hey, Caitlin, you hear the news?
00:18Caitlin?
00:22Caitlin, what's up?
00:24Oh, I just feel a yawn coming on and I want to be ready.
00:29Caitlin, move your hand.
00:33I have a lip thingy!
00:37It's just a cold sore.
00:39It's a lip thingy!
00:43Could be a lip zit.
00:46I once had a zit on my back that had a life of its own.
00:49One morning, it was gone.
00:51And so was a pair of my shoes.
00:54It's not a cold sore.
00:55And it's not a lip zit.
00:57It's a lip thingy.
01:00Don't you get those from kissing?
01:01Ugh.
01:02I got it from a boy, okay?
01:04But I'm not saying who.
01:06Ugh!
01:07I've had it with guys.
01:09I'm done with them.
01:10I really thought he was the one.
01:13He was the one.
01:14The one who gave you a cold sore.
01:15Lip thingy!
01:21I don't know for sure that zit took my shoes, but it's pretty weird, dudes.
01:30Hey, Caitlin, you got a lip thingy.
01:33See?
01:34Lip thingy!
01:35Thank you, Jonesy.
01:37Yeah, okay.
01:38So anyway, big news.
01:40Yeah, they're shooting a movie.
01:42And they're auditioning at Grind Me.
01:44Are you going to audition?
01:45Of course!
01:46I was born for this.
01:48I'm going to be a star.
01:49Anyone else want to try out?
01:51I'd love to, but I'm going to need some industrial strength cover-up first.
01:56Ugh, I want a coffee.
01:57I need java.
01:58I'm craving nice Cinnabon.
02:01Then let's go.
02:01If you're coming for moral support, I don't need it.
02:04I'm coming to watch you make a fool of yourself.
02:06That's not very supportive.
02:17Ron and I are movie set security.
02:19If you're here to audition, move to the back of the line.
02:27Lindsay, what?
02:28Checked into a hospital for exhaustion?
02:31She'll never work in this town again!
02:34Tell her to call me.
02:35I have the perfect part for her in an upcoming project.
02:37We need to fill the Natalie role.
02:40Hmm.
02:41Any acting experience?
02:42I played Goldilocks in the fourth grade.
02:44This porridge is too hot.
02:48Oh my gosh!
02:49That was so good!
02:51I could, like, smell the porridge.
02:54Don't!
02:55That's way too many calories.
02:56Can you smell calories or do you have to eat them?
02:59Don't be silly.
03:01Anything you smell, you can eat.
03:03Oh no!
03:04Am I fatter?
03:05Non-speaking parts only.
03:07Next!
03:11Alza!
03:12Hot Connie!
03:13Burned my lips!
03:17Burned her lips.
03:18Rookie mistake.
03:22I'm late.
03:24See you guys later.
03:33Full lips, rosy cheeks, flowing hair like a young Jessica Alba!
03:38Can we get Jessica Alba?
03:39No?
03:39Okay.
03:40You're going to be a huge star!
03:42He?
03:42A huge star?
03:44Ooh!
03:45Trouble with the English language!
03:46But that is so hot in Hollywood these days.
03:49We've got our Lindsay replacement.
03:51Huh?
03:52Ron Hughes, director, you just landed yourself a supporting role!
03:56Okay!
03:57Wait, what about me?
03:59Cute!
04:00Shame about the cold sore.
04:01Lip thingy.
04:03Dude, glad you dig my stepsister, but you're going to love me.
04:07No thanks.
04:08Next!
04:09But next!
04:11Ow!
04:12Hey, Jonesy, do you want...
04:13You've got a part!
04:14What?
04:15Me?
04:15Really?
04:16You're in two.
04:16Oh, come on!
04:17I would say no, but...
04:19So long, Solo.
04:21This is way too much fun.
04:23Let go of me, you little...
04:24Ah!
04:26Wow, you got nine lines.
04:28You're going to be a star, Jen!
04:30Nine lines won't make you a star.
04:33Hi, Jen.
04:35Congrats on being famous.
04:37Yeah, totally.
04:38Like, hi.
04:40We just wanted to say that.
04:42Hi.
04:43Uh, hi?
04:44She said hi to us!
04:46Yeah!
04:49You were saying?
04:51That hot coffee burned my throat.
04:52I need to get some lozenges.
04:54You can't run your own errands, Jen.
04:57You're an actress.
04:58You should get an assistant.
05:00Jonesy can do it.
05:02You get to be on set.
05:05It's the perfect way to get noticed.
05:07Hey, yeah!
05:08What do you say, Jen?
05:10Uh, okay.
05:11But screw up, Jonesy, and you're fired.
05:13Story of my life.
05:15So, can you get me some lozenges and meet me on set?
05:18You know it.
05:19I've got a wardrobe bidding!
05:22We should check in with the extras.
05:24See you later?
05:26Yeah, bye.
05:32Still bummed about your lip, Zet?
05:34As someone once said,
05:37don't let a Zet get you down, brah.
05:40Who said that?
05:40Well, I did.
05:42Just now.
05:43Maybe need some retail therapy.
05:47I'm gonna cheer you up, Jude style.
06:04Oh, thanks, Jonesy.
06:06I'm going in a wardrobe, so, uh, take a break.
06:10Gee, thanks.
06:11Hey, there's Caitlin.
06:15She's with someone.
06:17I thought she swore off, guys.
06:20Well, that lasted a whole half hour.
06:25Jude, Huntington's is having a sale.
06:28Where are we going?
06:29You'll see, brah.
06:46Masterson, you look like a bantam player crammed into a peewee uniform.
06:49Drop and give me 20.
06:51But, Coach...
06:54Gentlemen, um, bad idea.
06:56Yeah, let's go find the rest of that uniform.
06:58Tell your bodyguard to clear set.
07:01All right, let's get ready to run.
07:02Bodyguard?
07:03Oh, all right, I can do that.
07:05Hey, you!
07:06No underscript mail.
07:07Eyes down.
07:08I'm in a foul for major misconduct.
07:13We're at my favorite store, dude, at...
07:19The cheapo bin?
07:21Jude, the dollar store has nothing for someone like me.
07:27Look at all the stuff I got for six bucks.
07:31A porcelain rooster, an ice cube tray, whatever this thing is.
07:35A DVD of a show I've never even heard of.
07:37Who knew spending so little money on stuff you don't need could be so fun?
07:42What'd you get?
07:43A ghost costume and a rubber band.
07:47But it's not Halloween.
07:49They have them here all year except Halloween.
07:52You ready for more Jude therapy?
07:54Soon as I drop off my bags.
07:59Jonesy, could you get me a lemon whip?
08:01Fine, whatever.
08:02There's Caitlin again.
08:07Who's the ghost?
08:08Caitlin's new man.
08:09I thought she swore off guys.
08:12Hi, guys!
08:13Whoever he is.
08:14Caitlin seems a lot happier than she was this morning.
08:23Superstar wants a lemon whip.
08:25And one for me while you're at it.
08:27So how's it going over there?
08:29Being an assistant stinks.
08:30And that director has no eye for talent.
08:33Thanks.
08:34See ya.
08:35Later.
08:36Where's your next, dude?
08:38Move to L.A.
08:39Mountains, sunshine, plastic surgery for pets.
08:43Sounds amazing.
08:45I'd love to.
08:47Oh, Phoenix.
08:48This is my assistant, Jonesy.
08:51This is way too bitter.
08:53Don't look at me.
08:54Caitlin made it.
08:55Whoa.
08:56Don't let your assistant talk to you like that.
08:59Actually, I'm her step...
09:00My, uh, stepping stone to a better assistant who doesn't talk so much.
09:05I want it sweeter and, uh, get it right this time.
09:10Good help is so hard to find.
09:12Tell me about it.
09:16I don't know, Jude.
09:18This thing makes me puke.
09:19Today is about running through hurdles, brah.
09:23I thought you're supposed to jump over hurdles.
09:26Over, through, under, whatever it takes to get past them.
09:30Fear is nothing to be afraid of unless you let it scare you, dudette.
09:43Mickey?
09:43Hey, what you doing?
09:45I can't hear you.
09:46So how's the no boys thing going?
09:52I'm so nervous.
09:54I don't want to go too fast.
09:58Caitlin?
09:59You there?
10:00Is she still crying about her cold sore?
10:13Uh, I don't think Caitlin's crying.
10:17Uh, I don't think Caitlin's crying.
10:19Woo-hoo!
10:20Yeah!
10:23Oops.
10:24Oh my gosh.
10:25That was amazing.
10:27Let's do it again.
10:29What was that?
10:30Okay, people, in this scene, you've just learned that spring break has been canceled.
10:35So look shocked.
10:36Ooh-hoo!
10:37Love it!
10:38Everyone copy these two.
10:39And action!
10:43Caitlin?
10:44Great.
10:45Now I have to make their drinks myself.
10:50Three lemon whips, please.
10:52Hey, I don't work here.
10:54I'm just trying to fix a drink for Jen Masterson, superstar, because this one was too bitter.
11:00Jen Masterson drank from that cup?
11:02I'll give you ten bucks for it.
11:04You can't be serious.
11:06Fifteen.
11:07Twenty's all I got.
11:08Sold!
11:12Spread the word!
11:13I've got tons of Jen Masterson stuff!
11:16When opportunity knocks, make sweet, sweet lemonade.
11:20And cut!
11:21Oh-ho!
11:22That's a wrap for the day, people.
11:24Helen, get me a B-12 shot before I plot.
11:26So, it sounds like Caitlin's falling fast for this new guy.
11:29I definitely think my next project will be more of an indie.
11:32Those are the films that win all the awards.
11:35That's what I keep telling my agent.
11:37Ugh!
11:38Agents, don't get me started.
11:41Wow.
11:42Jen's really getting into this acting thing.
11:44Yeah!
11:48Hi!
11:49You!
11:49Out of the way!
11:50You!
11:50Out of the way!
11:51All right, you'll be crashed.
11:52Follow me into the end zone, Masterson.
11:55Out of the way!
11:56Out of the way!
11:58Whoa.
12:00I guess Jen really is a star.
12:01All the world's a stage, and we're just extras.
12:07Why do they call the blue one raspberry?
12:10It should be blueberry.
12:17Definitely raspberry.
12:19Gotta pee.
12:20Be right back.
12:22Look at her.
12:23Messy hair, smeared makeup.
12:25She's been making out.
12:26Is this our mystery man?
12:28Nope.
12:28Just Jude.
12:29Thanks so much for today, Jude.
12:32I'm having the best time.
12:34Me too, dude-at.
12:37Plenty more where that came from.
12:40Let's bounce.
12:42Could Kaelin's new guy be...
12:45Jude?
12:51Jude?
12:52Hey.
12:54Have you been here all night?
12:55Since 6 a.m.?
12:57And that's after Jen made me do her laundry last night so she could partay with Phoenix and
13:02the other actors.
13:04What's in the bag?
13:05Jen's stuff.
13:06Clothes.
13:07Toothbrush.
13:08A few baby pictures.
13:09You won't believe what people are willing to pay for this stuff now that she's famous.
13:13Gotta go.
13:14Her majesty awaits.
13:15You know, if Kaelin and Jude were dating, they'd tell us.
13:19You're right.
13:19It was just a kiss on the cheek.
13:21Hi, guys.
13:22Hey, dudes.
13:28Hey, Jude.
13:29Is that a cold sore?
13:31A lip zit.
13:32I ate too much junk food at the amusement park yesterday.
13:35You seem happier today.
13:37Yeah, I guess I am.
13:39Could it have something to do with a certain guy?
13:42I...
13:42Has anyone seen one of Jen's pink socks?
13:44No.
13:45Why?
13:46I've got to buy her for the pair, but I can only find one in the bag.
13:48I must have dropped it.
13:51So, Kaelin...
13:52And she's gone.
13:57Here's a schedule and a list of things to do.
13:59I don't pay you to stand around, Jonesy.
14:01You don't pay me at all.
14:02In fact...
14:05I am a professional who aspires to exceed my employer's expectations.
14:09I'll memorize this list and be ready when you call me to action.
14:17Any of you girls interested in buying an official pair of Jen Masterson socks?
14:21Aw, if Jude and Kaelin are dating, it's going to change things.
14:25First you and Jonesy, now Kaelin and Jude.
14:28Aw, that leaves me and Jen.
14:32Can you see them together?
14:33I mean, Kaelin shops for sport and...
14:37Jude throws wet toilet paper at the ceiling in the loathsome washroom.
14:40See?
14:40That is so not Kaelin.
14:42You're up.
14:43Focus.
14:45Stay on target.
14:48Sweet.
14:49Our work here is done.
14:52So where to next?
14:56I never knew you played with animals, Jude.
14:59That's so nice.
15:00The rabbit thinks so.
15:04Even if they are dating, I'm sure they're taking it slow.
15:07Hey, guys.
15:08Look at our baby bunny.
15:10Isn't he sweet?
15:11Okay.
15:12Come with mommy and daddy.
15:14Mommy and daddy?
15:16We'd better tell Jen and Jonesy.
15:23Would you sign this for me?
15:25Where did you get this?
15:27Uh-oh.
15:29Hello?
15:30Jen?
15:31Nikki?
15:31We've got to talk.
15:32We think Jude and Kaelin are dating.
15:35What?
15:35Come to the fountain.
15:36I'm signing autographs.
15:39Signing autographs?
15:40Well, la-dee-da.
15:49Back of the line, stargazers.
15:51We're not fans.
15:52We're friends.
15:58Time's up.
15:59Autograph session's over.
16:01Oh, where's she going now?
16:05Jen Masterson's phone.
16:06Jonesy?
16:07Why do you have Jen's phone?
16:09Because some actor told Jen that cell phones cause brain tumors, and Jen said, better me
16:13than her.
16:1430 bucks for the yearbook.
16:15There's good stuff in there.
16:16We think Jude and Kaelin are dating.
16:19No way!
16:2020 for the pillowcase.
16:21Drool and all.
16:22We've got to talk.
16:23Where'd she go?
16:24Khaki Barn.
16:25Meet you there in five.
16:28Come out when you're ready, and we'll tell you how super hot you look, no matter what.
16:32I love having this store to myself.
16:34Being a celebrity shopper rocks.
16:37Uh, the store's closed, Nikki.
16:39We have a celebrity shopper?
16:41Uh, I work here, Kirsten, and that celebrity is my best friend.
16:45Nikki?
16:45Jen!
16:46We think Jude and Kaelin are dating.
16:48What?
16:49Whoa!
16:49Ah!
16:51Female undergarments!
16:51Oops.
16:52Oh, my goodness.
16:52Sorry.
16:52Are you sure?
16:54Jude's got a cold sore.
16:55We saw them kiss.
16:56He was the one in the ghost costume.
16:58Okay, okay.
16:59What do we do?
17:01Um, nothing.
17:02It isn't really up to us.
17:03I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Jonesy's right.
17:07Do they know that we know?
17:08Uh-uh.
17:09Then, we'd better tell them.
17:13Mmm.
17:15Quite nice, ice cream girl.
17:18Um, I don't know.
17:20I think we should try the mint chocolate chip.
17:22Are you going to buy any ice cream or not?
17:24Oh, no thanks.
17:25We're full.
17:32And cut!
17:33That's a wrap.
17:35Break set.
17:35Love your work, people.
17:36Phoenix, if I move to L.A., do you think that...
17:39Great working with you.
17:40Later.
17:42That's it?
17:43That's it?
17:44Later?
17:46Hey, that's my shirt.
17:49And my hat.
17:50They're ours.
17:51We bought them.
17:52From who?
17:55Oh, Jonesy!
17:57What you need now?
17:58All right.
17:59Who bought stuff from this scammer?
18:01I want it back right now.
18:03Whatever it is, hand it over.
18:07Ew!
18:08My retainer?
18:09You don't need it anymore.
18:11Your teeth look great.
18:12You are the lowest, dirtiest...
18:14Oh, come on!
18:16You've been a total diva for the last two days.
18:19You've yelled at me for everything I've done wrong
18:21and not once thanked me for a thing I did right.
18:23Putting on a show for all your Hollywood friends.
18:26You may be in a movie,
18:28but when you get home,
18:29you'll find you have no socks.
18:31Wow.
18:31Great monologue.
18:33Real drama.
18:34You should have auditioned for the movie.
18:36You totally would have gotten a part.
18:42All that ice cream made me feel sick.
18:46Yeah, but at least it made you sick for free.
18:51Sorry.
18:52Dairy makes me gassy.
18:56Jude, stop it!
18:58Oops.
18:59Pistachio makes me gassy, too.
19:06Oh, I guess the movie shoots over.
19:08Hi, guys!
19:09Hey.
19:10We just want to tell you that
19:12we know what's going on here.
19:15Is it bad?
19:16Sorry.
19:17It's not bad at all.
19:18Whatever you guys need to do
19:20is cool with us.
19:21Totally.
19:22Jonesy and I heard, too.
19:24All the way over at the penalty box?
19:26That's been kind of hard to miss.
19:28Whoa, dudes.
19:30I must be lactose intolerant.
19:33We want you to know
19:33that we're here to listen
19:34whenever you're ready.
19:36If you say so.
19:41Ew!
19:43Hmm.
19:44That went well.
19:51I can't believe you guys
19:53thought Jude and I were dating.
19:55For shame, dudes.
19:57I was taking a break from boys.
19:59Though I had a date last night
20:01and I'm seeing him again today.
20:04I guess we had it all wrong.
20:05I had it wrong, too.
20:07Sorry I got so bossy.
20:11Boy is fame fickle.
20:14Sorry about your stuff.
20:15Here, treat yourself to some new socks.
20:18Caitlyn, I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight.
20:26Too bad.
20:27I really thought he was the one.
20:29He was the one.
20:30The one you gave a cold sword to.
20:32Lit thingy!
20:33The one you gave an old.
20:35Bye!
20:36Bye!
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