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After 22 years of automotive mayhem, the trio—Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May—have reached the end of the road. In their final special, "One For The Road," they head to Zimbabwe in three cars they’ve always wanted to own: a Lancia Montecarlo, a Ford Capri, and a Triumph Stag. We dive into the most emotional moments, the stunning African landscapes, and the legacy left behind by the men who changed car television forever. Goodbye to the best car show in the world.
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After 22 years of automotive mayhem, the trio—Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May—have reached the end of the road. In their final special, "One For The Road," they head to Zimbabwe in three cars they’ve always wanted to own: a Lancia Montecarlo, a Ford Capri, and a Triumph Stag. We dive into the most emotional moments, the stunning African landscapes, and the legacy left behind by the men who changed car television forever. Goodbye to the best car show in the world.
#AmazonPrime #CarReview #JeremyClarkson #RichardHammond #JamesMay #AutomotiveHistory
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00:01:02That is a sturdy car, that is.
00:01:04Isn't that a very popular car with the gay community?
00:01:06Is it?
00:01:08It's Hammond!
00:01:09That is Hammond!
00:01:10Is that your car?
00:01:11Yes, this is my car!
00:01:13Why is your car up there?
00:01:15Oh, because that's where the boat dropped me off.
00:01:17They got to here, wrapped it in polythene, logged over to the side, me with it.
00:01:20That's how they do it.
00:01:20What's it say on that global auto? Yeah, yeah, that's what I said was a company
00:01:27I bought it from an English family who had bought a house in Tuscany
00:01:31Tony Blair, Sherry Blair, Sting
00:01:34Every single lightweight socialist in Britain has been in this car
00:01:40We're now leaving Cartagena in our quest to find many interesting animals to photograph
00:01:47Well, shrimping and forest products obviously pays well. Look at the boats out there
00:01:52I know that is amazing, isn't it?
00:01:54You often see that the most humble of commodities and it yields just incredible
00:02:00It is one of the most stupid pieces of engineering ever, that truck
00:02:07Right, Jaguars, they are very difficult to spot and very, very rare
00:02:12This is proper jungle now
00:02:16Oh dear, I think I've just lost the exhaust part
00:02:21What are we going to do? People could come out here for 40 years and not see a Jaguar
00:02:27Well, we could use my trap cameras
00:02:30He parked his car there
00:02:31Yes
00:02:32Turn it round
00:02:34So he comes out in the morning, can you imagine his face?
00:02:37I think he's gone mad
00:02:381,2,3,3,4,5,2...
00:02:43Did we get...any pictures?
00:02:45Alright
00:02:45Ah, look! There!
00:02:47That's it!
00:02:48That's it!
00:02:48That's his head! That's his head!
00:02:49That's the ace of spades, the Jaguar
00:02:51That's Saddam Hussein
00:02:53We've now got to go and get his sons, Uday.
00:02:57And the other one, what's his other son called?
00:03:00Edgar.
00:03:03With the Jaguar in the bag, our sights were set on the next target.
00:03:08Another rare and reclusive creature.
00:03:11The Spectacled Bear.
00:03:14We now have to drive 200 miles to find this sort of terrain
00:03:19where we're going to be able to photograph the King of Spades,
00:03:24Edgar Hussein, Paddington.
00:03:29To help pass the time, entertainment was provided by James
00:03:33trying to overtake trucks in his one-litre Panda.
00:03:38Right. No.
00:03:41He can't see past them because his snow globe's on the correct side.
00:03:45Whoa, bloody hell, fire.
00:03:47So he has to lunge out of the box
00:03:49and then there's this ridiculously rorty noise as he sets off.
00:03:57Holy crap, come on, car.
00:04:03Oh, my God.
00:04:07I enjoy watching that one.
00:04:10Right, blokes, I can't keep this lorry overtaking up all day.
00:04:13My ring piece is going to be in tatters.
00:04:17What is wrong with this bloke?
00:04:20I don't know what he's been taking, but he's all over the shop.
00:04:23He's had a lot of shrimp.
00:04:25The man's an idiot.
00:04:29As the day wore on,
00:04:31the Trump truck proved to be its usual reliable self.
00:04:37Oh, dear.
00:04:39Oh, dear.
00:04:40That's not good.
00:04:42That is bad.
00:04:45Oh, no.
00:04:47Oh, God.
00:04:51Just had a message asking if I'd like to go back
00:04:54and help Mr. Hammond
00:04:57mend his monster truck.
00:04:58Look, give me a think about that.
00:05:03No, I wouldn't.
00:05:06Here you come.
00:05:08Air conditioning radiator.
00:05:10Useless.
00:05:12Still, could be worse.
00:05:14Could be him over there.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:17My guess is his brakes have failed
00:05:20and he's hooked a wheel over there
00:05:22to stop it rolling back.
00:05:26Is this you?
00:05:28You?
00:05:30No, it's...
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31Vale, Yanji.
00:05:32Yanji.
00:05:33Yeah, that.
00:05:35What he said.
00:05:40Huh?
00:05:42OK.
00:05:44Gracias.
00:05:44Thank you, Vale.
00:05:48Eventually, the world's greatest linguist
00:05:51got his truck going
00:05:55and caught us up.
00:06:02And the next morning,
00:06:03we all woke in the pretty hill town
00:06:06of Villa de Leyva.
00:06:24Why have you done this
00:06:25to all my trousers?
00:06:26You said you were hot.
00:06:28Well, I'm now.
00:06:30Well, I'm now.
00:06:32Well, I'm now.
00:06:41It's a Sunday morning
00:06:42in a Spanish-speaking country.
00:06:44It's 8.15 a.m.
00:06:47Chances of a trouser shop being open?
00:06:50Nil.
00:06:53Morning.
00:06:54Well, just...
00:06:54Very good.
00:06:56Sorry, that's not noise.
00:06:57James and Richard cut my trousers up.
00:07:00Why do I have to be recognised here?
00:07:02For God's sake.
00:07:05Once I'd sorted the trouser crisis,
00:07:08we continued onwards.
00:07:28And eventually,
00:07:29we arrived in Spectacle Bear Country.
00:07:35Right, now, listen.
00:07:36Um.
00:07:37What do you do?
00:07:39I don't like trousers.
00:07:40Well, no, at least he's trying.
00:07:42He's making an effort.
00:07:43You should have gone the whole hog.
00:07:44Maybe some nice...
00:07:45Hey, we're out in the outdoors.
00:07:46Some nice chaps.
00:07:48Suede, but ventilated at the back.
00:07:50And that shirt.
00:07:51You've picked up that colour.
00:07:52Have you been getting advice?
00:07:53May we turn our attention to the bears now?
00:07:55To Paddington.
00:07:56His skin's flaking.
00:07:57You should moisturise.
00:07:59What?
00:07:59You should moisturise.
00:08:02What's my moisturise?
00:08:03Because his skin's flaking.
00:08:03Because you're dry.
00:08:05You look like something found in a pyramid.
00:08:07Anyway, listen,
00:08:08we must turn our attention.
00:08:11We must turn our attention.
00:08:12Let's have a look at the sarcophagus.
00:08:15I'm not putting that in the British Museum.
00:08:19Rather than put up with any more of this persecution, I insisted we saddle up and set off to look
00:08:26for Paddington.
00:08:29I don't actually know, I've seen a picture of these bears, but I don't actually know how big they are.
00:08:33Are they two feet or ten feet?
00:08:35I just don't know.
00:08:38Keep it diagonal, obviously.
00:08:40More cluffy than these things.
00:08:53I tried to drive myself out.
00:08:57Which went well.
00:09:00It's been power.
00:09:01He's just stuck himself a hole.
00:09:03So I asked Hammond for help.
00:09:05But, predictably, his pickup truck chose that moment to go into one-wheel drive.
00:09:17There was only one solution.
00:09:21Could you give me a toe?
00:09:22Because I'm very close to coming out.
00:09:25Well, we know that.
00:09:26You've brought a G.
00:09:27Oh, I see.
00:09:32Every single time I hit my mouth now, you've got some reference.
00:09:36No, it's great.
00:09:38It's good.
00:09:38All friends.
00:09:40When the rope hitched up, we were ready to go.
00:09:44So, I'll give you a small tug.
00:09:46Was that a gentle tug?
00:09:48There we go.
00:09:49And then, it's down to you, because I haven't got the weight to pull you, okay?
00:09:52Here we go.
00:09:53Three, two, one.
00:09:57Whoa!
00:09:59Exciting!
00:10:01Yes.
00:10:02Go on.
00:10:03A fear panda?
00:10:05Yes!
00:10:06Yes!
00:10:07Jeremy Corbyn just pulled Freddie Mercury.
00:10:09Out.
00:10:10It's a meeting of minds.
00:10:16I'm not sure we're very good at this, Poppy.
00:10:18Oh.
00:10:21With that calamity sorted, Hammond got four-wheel drive back, and we resumed our mission.
00:10:27Right.
00:10:31I've got a bear hunt.
00:10:33Soon, however...
00:10:40Oh, dear.
00:10:46What's up, Hammond?
00:10:48I think something's broken somewhere in the driveway.
00:10:53Am I now having to pull Hammond, though?
00:10:54Oh, God.
00:10:55Right, and pull Hammond out.
00:10:58Once my pick-up had been pulled out, I quickly found the fault.
00:11:06I've broken the half-shaft.
00:11:08I've broken the half-shaft.
00:11:08Oh.
00:11:10I think this is now two-wheel drive.
00:11:15Still, while there had been a few mishaps, our cars were able to take us comfortably to
00:11:21a suitable bear-spotting point.
00:11:29I've got a cool box in the back of the Jeep full of zesty, refreshing drinks.
00:11:35Temperature's perfect.
00:11:37I'm not out of breath.
00:11:38I didn't have to walk here.
00:11:41However, because the trap cameras had been ruined by the Jaguar, this time we would need
00:11:46to deploy our immense patience.
00:11:57Soon, however...
00:11:59I'm bored!
00:12:00I'm bored!
00:12:02Bored!
00:12:03Bored!
00:12:07Bored!
00:12:09Bored!
00:12:10So, to make life more interesting, we kept on driving.
00:12:17Right.
00:12:18We go higher up the mountain.
00:12:29This is the absolute worst terrain for the Jeep's suspension.
00:12:35God, I'd like to meet the men who put these big tyres on this thing.
00:12:39And I'd like to strangle it.
00:12:42Still, it could be worse.
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:48Oh dear!
00:12:51Looks like Jeremy Corbyn's struggling a bit now.
00:12:57Somehow he's managed to get it back on its wheels.
00:13:07And still it goes!
00:13:12But then...
00:13:14Oh God!
00:13:16Oh, hold on.
00:13:19Big hole there, chaps.
00:13:24Yeah, you see that?
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:27That's not...
00:13:28What are you on about?
00:13:29It's massive!
00:13:31It just isn't though, is it?
00:13:32Other than that it is.
00:13:34Look at the size of it.
00:13:35Although...
00:13:36No.
00:13:37Right, no.
00:13:37Stop and listen to the expert.
00:13:40Cut it this away.
00:13:41Gravity gets you down there.
00:13:43And then you simply drive up the other side.
00:13:46Oh, Professor.
00:13:47How do you work these things out?
00:13:49You drive out.
00:13:50Look at your tyres.
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:51Hammond, that's a monster truck.
00:13:52Only two of which are driven.
00:13:54It's a monster truck!
00:13:55It runs over cars.
00:13:56I've seen them do it on the telly.
00:13:58And they're two-wheel drive.
00:13:59They are actually, yes.
00:14:00They are two-wheel drive.
00:14:01And monster trucks could easily do that.
00:14:04With Hammond refusing Point Black to help,
00:14:07James and I did manual labour.
00:14:10And cut away the edge of the bank.
00:14:13Keep going, chaps.
00:14:14You'll fill the hole in eventually.
00:14:15What about that then, Hammond?
00:14:16That softened it up a bit.
00:14:17Do you fancy that?
00:14:17It's easy now.
00:14:18I'll do it in a Lamborghini.
00:14:21That's got rid of that big stony bit.
00:14:23That's roughly where your wheel's gonna go.
00:14:25Yeah, just before the massive drop.
00:14:28Ever since your last accident, you've lost your bottle.
00:14:31No, it doesn't require bottle to do that.
00:14:33It can't be done.
00:14:34It's not the same.
00:14:36Are you gonna do it?
00:14:38No, I'm not.
00:14:38You are?
00:14:39Well, I'm not.
00:14:41Right, here we go.
00:14:45Gravity will get you in a minute.
00:14:46Yes, I know gravity works.
00:14:48You're not so familiar with it.
00:14:50Just do it and then drive up the other side.
00:14:52Hurry up, quicker.
00:14:56Oh, God.
00:14:57There you go.
00:14:59Exactly as I said.
00:15:00Now drive up the other side.
00:15:02Hold on.
00:15:03You're gonna go along.
00:15:05Totally
00:15:06Sparkling.
00:15:16Here we go.
00:15:17There we go.
00:15:19I missed the fellow ship
00:15:20What's on your ship?
00:15:21I naszej сначала you need to go along.
00:15:24It's rough.
00:15:32Now, we day we get out of the way.
00:15:43I told you this wouldn't work.
00:15:49I've had an idea.
00:15:51What?
00:15:51You know that sort of roll bar thing he's got there?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:54If we get the sand ladders from the support truck and lay them on that, we could drive across him.
00:16:01Couldn't we?
00:16:01Isn't Bart Kingdom May?
00:16:05Hammond, we've had a brilliant idea.
00:16:09I don't know what they're going to do.
00:16:11I just know it's not going to work.
00:16:19Oh, it's...
00:16:20Wait a minute.
00:16:22Oh, mind my roof!
00:16:29Well, we...
00:16:31Oh, don't, don't look...
00:16:33Oh, come on!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:44Eventually, our magnificent bridge was complete.
00:16:53And James volunteered to cross it first.
00:16:57Come on, Hammond, you must be pleased.
00:17:00No, I'm not pleased!
00:17:02First heroic thing it's done.
00:17:04First time it's not holding us up.
00:17:06Is that looking good?
00:17:08Looking good.
00:17:09Oh, it's looking ridiculous.
00:17:22It worked!
00:17:24Yes!
00:17:24How about that?
00:17:25Yes!
00:17:27No fist bumping.
00:17:28Oh, no.
00:17:29You don't do that, do you?
00:17:30Now, though, it was my turn in a car that was more than twice the weight of the Panda.
00:17:40Hold on, I can't even see the sand...
00:17:43I can't see the rail on this side.
00:17:46Tiny, tiny bit to your left.
00:17:48That's it.
00:17:49Right, straight.
00:17:51Tiny, tiny bit to your left, but really tiny.
00:17:54That's good.
00:18:00Right on the edge.
00:18:03Now, very slowly.
00:18:04Tiny bit of left.
00:18:06That right, you blithering idiot.
00:18:08Right.
00:18:09Now, that is all...
00:18:11Stop.
00:18:11Stop, stop, stop.
00:18:12Stop there.
00:18:13Stop there.
00:18:14It's going to break.
00:18:16It's not going to work.
00:18:17What?
00:18:18It's not going to work.
00:18:19Yes, but the thing is, you stopped me, and there's no other way of describing it,
00:18:22on top of Hammond's car.
00:18:25Yeah, I know.
00:18:26Don't jig about too much.
00:18:27Don't worry about my truck sitting there.
00:18:29And we're not worried about your truck.
00:18:32Since Hammond wouldn't lift a finger, even though he'd got us into this mess,
00:18:36I had to get the camera crew to help beef up the sandrails.
00:18:42We're supposed to be making wildlife photography look easy and comfortable.
00:18:46This isn't working.
00:18:49With the strengthening in place, it was time to continue.
00:18:57Keep it on that.
00:18:59Exactly that line.
00:19:06Yes!
00:19:08Yeah!
00:19:09Right, let's move on.
00:19:11Right.
00:19:16Well, there, a cross.
00:19:27Oh, God.
00:19:28Why have you stopped?
00:19:30You're not going to believe this.
00:19:32What?
00:19:33There's a river.
00:19:36Can you get through it?
00:19:38Not in a million years.
00:19:53What are you doing?
00:19:54This bus...
00:19:55Just round that corner, there's a river.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:56Locked.
00:19:57Well, you've been gone...
00:19:59So what was the point in that?
00:20:00Well, at least it meant your car was useful twice.
00:20:02It was.
00:20:03Well, you ended up where you...
00:20:04We've achieved nothing, apart from ruining my truck and turning it into a bridge.
00:20:07Yeah, but we needed to do that to get back again.
00:20:09Exactly.
00:20:10If you hadn't gone...
00:20:12If you hadn't gone there, you wouldn't need a bridge to get back, would you?
00:20:15Yeah, but we didn't know there was a river there until we'd gone there.
00:20:17And there are no...
00:20:18As this debate was getting us nowhere, we pulled an ungrateful Hammond out of his hole
00:20:26and found another route up the mountain.
00:20:33I'm actually looking forward to sitting there, I really am.
00:20:36I like all bears except polar bears, which I hate.
00:20:40They're vicious and they hate schoolchildren.
00:20:45Joyously, we soon found another suitable spot, where I discovered I had a small problem.
00:20:52I'm still not high enough up to see over the shrubs.
00:20:55Nothing you can do about it now.
00:20:57What?
00:20:57Shut up.
00:20:58Nothing you can do about it now.
00:20:58I just wish I was a bit high.
00:21:00That's how high you are.
00:21:01This is...
00:21:02We settled down to wait, but shortly, and inevitably...
00:21:12Bored.
00:21:13Me too.
00:21:16It does get boring, this.
00:21:18It's 20 minutes.
00:21:22What was...
00:21:23What was that?
00:21:24There's bear noise.
00:21:25Shh.
00:21:27I'm not bored now.
00:21:28That is a bear.
00:21:32It's a bear.
00:21:33It's a bear.
00:21:33I can't see it.
00:21:34It's fantastic.
00:21:35It's a bear.
00:21:39Yes, it is.
00:21:40It moved.
00:21:40Shh.
00:21:41That's his face.
00:21:42Oh, yes.
00:21:47I did a picture of a bear.
00:21:49Shh.
00:21:50Let's get away.
00:21:54Why won't it come over here?
00:21:56Probably because you're talking.
00:21:58I think we're a bit too conspicuous.
00:22:00We're staring them off.
00:22:01You are.
00:22:02Your car and his car, they're too bright.
00:22:07I know.
00:22:13Hammond and May agreed that my car was the quietest and most subtle.
00:22:18So, they suggested I should creep towards the largest flesh-eating mammal in all of South America.
00:22:50And then, to top it all, bears are shitting in the woods.
00:22:55And then, to top it all, bears are shitting in the woods.
00:22:55The bear is shitting in the woods.
00:22:58I have now seen everything.
00:23:02Edgar Hussein is done.
00:23:07King of Spades.
00:23:09Take.
00:23:18We, therefore, got back on the road and continued onwards.
00:23:37Finally arriving late that night in the capital city of Bogota.
00:23:59Having had a decent night's sleep, we convened to plan our next move.
00:24:05Morning.
00:24:06What's the matter with your face?
00:24:09You're not good.
00:24:10No.
00:24:10It's like being in the singing detective.
00:24:13It's a bloody roof.
00:24:15Anyway, listen.
00:24:15Sorry, I'm briefly mesmerised.
00:24:17Listen.
00:24:18I'm back.
00:24:18While you were out this morning buying new action trousers, I see, I have got a book.
00:24:24All of Columbia's wildlife is in this book.
00:24:26Yep.
00:24:27All of it.
00:24:28I've been through it.
00:24:30Guess what there isn't?
00:24:32A hippopotamus.
00:24:33Well, so far, we've got pigeon, dog, horse.
00:24:36Donkey.
00:24:38Don't bring those up, please.
00:24:39Um, jaguar.
00:24:41Jaguar.
00:24:41Bear.
00:24:42Bear.
00:24:43Condor is next.
00:24:45Condor is next.
00:24:46Is there a case, I think there is, for a little light car modification?
00:24:51I agree.
00:24:52There is.
00:24:52There is.
00:24:53I think I might be scaring them off a bit.
00:24:55I can make some changes.
00:24:56I'm just thinking...
00:24:57I could give my car a roof.
00:25:00Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:25:01There is evidence to suggest in your flaking visage.
00:25:03Then you wouldn't look like Michael Gambon in the 80s.
00:25:06Michael Gambon in the 80s.
00:25:0913, 26!
00:25:13We then went shopping in Bogotá's massive auto district.
00:25:1720 city blocks of nothing but shops selling car parts.
00:25:28All I really need, if I'm honest, to make my car better is some kind of ladder so I get
00:25:35some elevation for the photography and a chair to sit on and a roof.
00:25:43Oh, gold dust.
00:25:45Look at that.
00:25:47That is perfect.
00:25:49So, um, can I have 20 meters?
00:25:5420, 20?
00:25:58That's not a good sign, is it?
00:26:03As we went about our shopping, I received a rather intriguing phone call.
00:26:10It's afternoon.
00:26:12Sure.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Right, bye.
00:26:16That was our Colombian fixers.
00:26:18They say, um, this afternoon they want us to try something which is, they say, the thing
00:26:23that Colombia is most famous for.
00:26:28Yep.
00:26:30Football.
00:26:32Specifically a match between the Grand Tour team and our Colombian fixers.
00:26:39Hammond, with his gammy knee, couldn't play, so made himself our manager.
00:26:45So, we're going to play a five, four, four.
00:26:50I doubt it.
00:26:51Five, four, three, five, two, three.
00:27:04How many people are on our team?
00:27:12And since I was our biggest player, from any angle, I was put in goal, which went well.
00:27:29Also, the ref was pretty harsh.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34How can it be hand-bought?
00:27:36He hasn't got a hand.
00:27:39The match continued with some good, clean tackles from us.
00:27:47And eventually, an actual goal.
00:27:53But my goalkeeping continued to let the side down.
00:27:57Oh, come on!
00:28:03And even though I'd given my all...
00:28:06I just cocked my lungs off.
00:28:09I was eventually substituted for our special forces security guy, who did well, despite his pixelated face.
00:28:22We may as well go and modify our cars now, since we're not playing.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:25The only problem is, nobody will be able to film us.
00:28:28Not because they're playing football.
00:28:30And they are not stopping.
00:28:31Why don't we just quietly leave them to it?
00:28:33We'll get on with it.
00:28:35It's not as if anyone's going to miss us.
00:28:51The next morning, happily, the uninjured members of our film crew were back at work.
00:28:58Was it really 6'2"?
00:29:01Yeah, it was.
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:03I think the problem was, they substituted me and you too early.
00:29:06I think so.
00:29:07Anyway, listen.
00:29:08We've now got the film crews back.
00:29:10So let's set them to work doing what they can do, and have a look at our cars.
00:29:14Okay, you have to find mine.
00:29:15Where is it?
00:29:16Well, of course, it's the one disguised as a bush in an industrial car park.
00:29:19I've camouflaged it.
00:29:20Well, yes, you've painted it.
00:29:21It's got roll-down netting that goes over the windows when I'm using it as a hide, and
00:29:25it has an in-built, well, it's got a raise on it as well, because the one problem I've
00:29:29had is ground clearance.
00:29:30What?
00:29:31You've spent two days laughing at Hammond and me, because we've got cars that have been
00:29:35raised, and how awful they are, and then you've done exactly the same.
00:29:39As an alternative expression, rather than, I'm going to raise my car, why not, I'm going
00:29:43to ruin my car?
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45What you've done is ruined it.
00:29:46Well, let's see.
00:29:47I've done it very subtly.
00:29:48How do you think Tony Blair and Gordon Sting are going to feel when they see that you've
00:29:52turned their panda into a monster panda?
00:29:55Very happy, actually.
00:29:57That's communist camouflage.
00:29:58I got it from a picture of a Russian tank.
00:30:00This is my idea.
00:30:01PA system.
00:30:02I always do that.
00:30:03It's not a PA system.
00:30:04Well, it is.
00:30:04It's a bird call and animal call system.
00:30:07I have an iPad.
00:30:08Other tablets are available in the car in which I can select a number of animal noises, and
00:30:12they play out of those speakers.
00:30:13It's a lure.
00:30:14Well, can we move on to Hammond, who's obviously on.
00:30:17If you can find it.
00:30:18I'm completely mad.
00:30:20I, too, have gone the camouflage route because it's green, as you can see.
00:30:23I've mended the half shaft up here.
00:30:26That's the only mechanical work I've had to do because, other than that, it's been perfect.
00:30:29Yes, this structure here is a hide.
00:30:33I know it is.
00:30:34It's a hide on a monster truck.
00:30:37It's people that they're scared of, and they won't see any people.
00:30:40Those all drop down.
00:30:41It's not big.
00:30:41And in there, I've got everything I need because often you're sitting and waiting a long time
00:30:44to take pictures.
00:30:45We've learned that.
00:30:46I can cook, eat, entertain myself whilst waiting to capture an award-winning photograph of
00:30:51an animal.
00:30:52And this rotates to 360 degrees.
00:30:55I see.
00:30:55And you, because it's you, you put two cameras in there to film yourself.
00:30:59Yes, that's the most important thing.
00:31:02I love the idea that you two, I'm afraid there's no other word, morons, have decided
00:31:06that somehow you can camouflage your car so they won't be seen by aminals.
00:31:10I have already proved that mine can drive right up to a bear.
00:31:14He's interested.
00:31:15Speaking of yours, what have you done?
00:31:19Whoa, what's all that on the back?
00:31:21That, gentlemen, is a scissor lift.
00:31:23What?
00:31:23It's a scissor lift.
00:31:25Simply get in that and rise up so that I have a...
00:31:28You're going to be a window cleaner.
00:31:31The only thing this didn't really have was proper elevation.
00:31:35Now I have it.
00:31:36How high does it go?
00:31:3638 feet.
00:31:38Really?
00:31:38Yes.
00:31:39It'll just fall over.
00:31:40Uh-huh, that's why I fitted it with outriggers.
00:31:42And they're not far enough apart, or big enough.
00:31:44They slide...
00:31:45How much does it weigh, that?
00:31:47I've added half a tonne.
00:31:49And there's something else I've done.
00:31:52Oxygen is fitted for my engine.
00:31:55Why do you need oxygen?
00:31:56Because we're going very high.
00:31:57What, 38 feet?
00:31:58No, 15,000 feet.
00:31:59More, actually, nearly 16,000 feet.
00:32:02Really?
00:32:02Why?
00:32:03Condors.
00:32:04They're in the sky.
00:32:05Yes, but they fly above the ground.
00:32:07Yes, I know, but in order to catch up to them, we must go high.
00:32:09We can't catch up with them and just photograph them in the face.
00:32:12I'm telling you, you want a condor, we've got to go high.
00:32:16Oh, my God.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18I've seen it as well.
00:32:19What?
00:32:20My roof?
00:32:20Is that the only piece of fabric you could find to make a roof for?
00:32:23That is wildlife.
00:32:25That's for a nursery or something, isn't it?
00:32:27Me?
00:32:28It can keep the sun and the rain off my head.
00:32:30The rain?
00:32:31Well, keep the sun off.
00:32:32It's a really nice installation.
00:32:33That's a quality job as well.
00:32:34You've really...
00:32:36So, I've got oxygen for the altitude, which we're going to.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:40That'll stop my face disintegrating.
00:32:42It won't.
00:32:43And that means I can photograph birds.
00:32:45It won't.
00:32:47As it was another 200-mile drive to reach Condor Country,
00:32:51we decided to get cracking immediately.
00:33:13Have you two done this?
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Think of it as advertising.
00:33:19Advertising what?
00:33:21Work yourself, mate.
00:33:22You need to work on your presentation.
00:33:25You look like crap.
00:33:26How do I turn it off?
00:33:28The instructions are all on the screen.
00:33:32Mate, it's a brilliant icebreaker.
00:33:46I can't hear myself.
00:33:48Mate, I'm the angel.
00:33:50See where it rains the sky.
00:33:54I'm a pretty shepherd.
00:33:55That's it, Jeremy.
00:33:56People who wouldn't give you a second look are looking.
00:34:01Yeah, sorry.
00:34:04Where are the speeders in this bloody thing?
00:34:06Oh, God.
00:34:07They're moulded.
00:34:11No, I can put it with this. No more!
00:34:14I don't know much about engineering that you know,
00:34:17but I do know that if you rip enough wires out, you can mend anything.
00:34:28That's better.
00:34:31Ah, now the music's stopped,
00:34:33I have uncovered a small problem with the modification.
00:34:37What's that?
00:34:39Quite a lot of rattling.
00:34:47I don't want to speak too soon, but I think my big wheels are working.
00:34:51The car is going along, they're not rubbing on anything.
00:34:55The ride's still reasonable.
00:35:01As we left Bogota and picked up speed, my mods became even more annoying.
00:35:10It's not good.
00:35:11I mean, yes, I can't hear the rattling from the scissor lift anymore,
00:35:16but only because the roof is flapping like a bastard.
00:35:19And the steering's worryingly light.
00:35:23There's all the weights at the back.
00:35:25Also, the rear tyres now never catch on the arches.
00:35:30Apart from them.
00:35:33And then...
00:35:36And in the Panda, things weren't that great either.
00:35:41I'm starting to hear some alarming noises from my car,
00:35:44so I thought I'd share them with you.
00:35:47There's one of them.
00:35:51It's almost as if the wheels have moved on the hubs
00:35:53and it's starting to touch little bits of the arches.
00:35:55Hear that?
00:35:57To try and stop the roof flapping,
00:36:01I'd put my monopod here to keep it all taut,
00:36:03and that hasn't worked.
00:36:06Rattling, tyre noise, flapping.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:11Bad.
00:36:13Still, it could be worse.
00:36:17Oh, cock.
00:36:20Right, this is quite bad.
00:36:21What's happened on all those windy bits,
00:36:23as the car leans to one side and the other,
00:36:25is that the bigger tyre has rubbed against the filler pipe
00:36:29from the cap here down to the tank.
00:36:31It has made a little hole in it,
00:36:32and the fuel is gushing out,
00:36:34which is why I was getting a bit stoned as I was driving along.
00:36:37I thought it was just altitude, but it was actually petrol fumes.
00:36:39So what I'm going to do is drain the tank down by about half,
00:36:44so the level is below that bit of the pipe.
00:36:46I will patch up that hole, put the fuel back in,
00:36:50and then I'll put the proper wheels back on.
00:36:56While May did what he just said,
00:36:59Hammond and I hoovered up some animal pictures.
00:37:07Oh, yeah.
00:37:12In terrain that was becoming absolutely spectacular.
00:37:29It's the variety of Columbia that staggers me most of all.
00:37:33One minute you're in what looks like Japan.
00:37:36Then it's the Yorkshire Dales.
00:37:39Then it's Austria.
00:37:42Then it's California.
00:37:44It's like the greatest hits of the world,
00:37:47all in one place.
00:37:49I mean, jeez, look at that now.
00:38:04Eventually, we were all reunited, and at my insistence,
00:38:08we began the long climb to 16,000 feet,
00:38:12where I knew the Condors would be.
00:38:18I cannot wait to see a Condor,
00:38:21because they are one of the most superb creations on Earth.
00:38:26They just are magnificent.
00:38:29They can stay at 18,000 feet all day,
00:38:32maybe flap their arms once.
00:38:35Once.
00:38:36Right, gentlemen, we're passing 10,000 feet now.
00:38:40How's your temperature gauges?
00:38:43It's getting hot, really hot.
00:38:47Weirdly, my car isn't overheating,
00:38:50but it is producing some steam,
00:38:52because I think maybe the cap isn't perfectly sealed
00:38:54and the ambient pressure is going down.
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59Why does he say ambient pressure?
00:39:01Why not just pressure?
00:39:08THE HUMMINGBIRD
00:39:09Soon we entered the clouds,
00:39:10and pulled over to photograph something else
00:39:13we thought Amazon might like.
00:39:18THE HUMMINGBIRD
00:39:22Sadly, though, to attract these wonderful little things,
00:39:26we had to take drastic measures.
00:39:34The HUMMINGBIRD
00:39:35You know when wildlife photographers tell you how they got the shots?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:39I bet they never ever say, and then we wore scarlet lipstick.
00:39:43I've never seen it mentioned.
00:39:46They also wouldn't say that if you want the birds to come up really close, you need to put a
00:39:51plastic flower in your mouth.
00:40:05Oh, that one's lovely. Look at that, look at that.
00:40:17They are absolutely beautiful, aren't they?
00:40:20Shit. We've got to get further away.
00:40:27You got it?
00:40:31Epic.
00:40:31Epic. I've got to say, of all the things we've ever done, that's kind of up there, really.
00:40:38Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:40:38I think that might be my favourite.
00:40:40But now we've done one of the world's smallest birds, it's time to carry on going up.
00:40:45I'm one of the biggest.
00:40:47What?
00:40:48We've got to get a condor, haven't we?
00:40:49They weren't condors.
00:40:57We continued on Jeremy's journey up into the heavens.
00:41:03Right, we're at something like 11,500 feet.
00:41:06We're still climbing.
00:41:08The car is definitely struggling now.
00:41:10The engine burns a mixture of oxygen and petrol, mainly oxygen.
00:41:15The oxygen is going down, so you can't burn as much petrol, so the engine develops less power.
00:41:21We'll have to go for second.
00:41:25Climb, Pepe!
00:41:28Keep an eye on the temperature.
00:41:30It is working extra hard.
00:41:33It might just pass a critical level at which this car can't suck in enough oxygen to mix with fuel
00:41:38to burn.
00:41:40And then I'll run out of steam.
00:41:43The good thing is that while my colleagues were painting their cars, I was fitting mine with oxygen tanks.
00:41:52So when I start to really struggle, I shall simply feed pure O2 to the engine and me.
00:42:01Oh, my God.
00:42:04Come on.
00:42:06Alan, how are things in the monster truck?
00:42:10It's not brilliant.
00:42:10It's gone very wheezy and it's getting very hot.
00:42:13We've just passed 14,000 feet now.
00:42:17Really running out of power.
00:42:21Switching to oxygen for the engine.
00:42:24There we are.
00:42:25Two clicks.
00:42:27Right, watch this.
00:42:31Kickdown is restored.
00:42:34That's profound, the difference.
00:42:39Leading my breathless colleagues, we continued to climb.
00:42:45And soon found ourselves on a volcano.
00:42:56Last erupted in the 1980s and killed 25,000 people.
00:43:04I've never seen anywhere with fewer animals in it.
00:43:09Condors live here, I'm telling you.
00:43:11They come and get volcano mice.
00:43:13You're destroying our cars.
00:43:15You've got oxygen for you and your car only.
00:43:18And we can see nothing.
00:43:22Alan did seem to have a point as no condors appeared.
00:43:28Nothing for it.
00:43:29We've got to go higher.
00:43:30We've got to go higher.
00:43:31Fine, Colin Condor.
00:43:34Come on, hurry up.
00:43:36Follow me.
00:43:40This is it.
00:43:41This is all I've got.
00:43:43Foot is flat to the floor.
00:43:46Temperature is flying up.
00:43:49It's been told we're at 15,500 feet.
00:43:54Oh, God.
00:43:55Not another steep one.
00:44:04My plucky little panda, however, was coping rather well.
00:44:12Until it broke down.
00:44:17Bollocks.
00:44:20I've got a completely dead battery.
00:44:24Right, James, I'm going to try and push start you with this.
00:44:28I'll be gentle.
00:44:30Okay, please push me with the bumper, not the wheels.
00:44:33I'm sure you realise that.
00:44:37Whoa!
00:44:38Hang on, you've put my window through.
00:44:40Oh, there is a galt.
00:44:42I'm going to back up to amuse myself looking at this.
00:44:46Reverse.
00:44:47You've come disconnected on your back bumper on one side.
00:44:52Oh, God, now mine's died and it's boiling.
00:44:55Whoa, that's proper boiling.
00:44:58My only option was to try and keep some air flowing through the radiator.
00:45:02So I set off once more.
00:45:16It's swimming through ash.
00:45:18That's the problem.
00:45:21It's now getting hotter than ever and I don't like this edge.
00:45:29That shat me up a bit.
00:45:38How much further is it to this no-picture opportunity?
00:45:43Not much further now.
00:45:45I think I've learned a bit.
00:45:48He doesn't know.
00:45:50But then I saw exactly the sort of ridge condors use to keep aloft.
00:45:57To reach it, though, we'd have to turn off the track.
00:46:01Now, let's show those two what the team can do.
00:46:07There you go.
00:46:08There you go.
00:46:14No.
00:46:16I can't get up there.
00:46:18That simply doesn't work.
00:46:20It's like Tolkien powder.
00:46:31Nope.
00:46:32Stuck again.
00:46:35Come on.
00:46:36Come on, Z.
00:46:38Yes, you little people, Z.
00:46:58I may have overreached myself a little bit.
00:47:01Oh, look at all the condors.
00:47:03I can see.
00:47:04They're everywhere.
00:47:06It doesn't work.
00:47:07Let's face it.
00:47:09I've got a brilliant idea.
00:47:12Let's just get off this dusty bit and set our hides up there.
00:47:17Yes.
00:47:23So we drove off the dust, found a new likely-looking spot, and when the clouds had lifted, we set
00:47:35about getting ready to do photography.
00:47:42The idea of the netting is it stops the shine on the windows, which is very visible to animals.
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:53There was some on this side as well.
00:47:58Right, it's ready.
00:47:59You're going up in it.
00:48:01Well, why do you not?
00:48:02Well, I've seen one reason.
00:48:05You see the maximum weight?
00:48:06159 kilograms.
00:48:08Well, you're not going anywhere, are you?
00:48:10Well, the camera is quite heavy.
00:48:12No.
00:48:12Oh, okay.
00:48:13Yes, the camera.
00:48:19Why?
00:48:24This is a lot higher than it looked in the brochure.
00:48:28I wouldn't like that.
00:48:30That's really horrible.
00:48:34Keep going until the end bit drops out.
00:48:37Why don't you two...
00:48:38Yes?
00:48:39...get in your cars...
00:48:40Yes?
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41And can I just reinforce one thing?
00:48:44What?
00:48:45Silence is key.
00:48:47Agreed.
00:48:59That ridge up there looks promising.
00:49:02Right.
00:49:06Where is it?
00:49:08No, no, no.
00:49:09Back a bit.
00:49:09Back.
00:49:10I can't go back.
00:49:11I'll have to go all the way around.
00:49:13What?
00:49:13I can hear it from up here.
00:49:15I can hear it from up here.
00:49:20Right, that one there.
00:49:21Stop.
00:49:22Got it.
00:49:28I think I'll make a coffee.
00:49:34Then it was May's turn to disturb the peace.
00:49:41What is that?
00:49:42It's a bird call.
00:49:44It's a bird call.
00:49:48Moments later, though, there was an even worse noise.
00:49:53Oh, God.
00:49:54Oh, God.
00:49:55If I knew there was something tall and metal that would attract the lightning.
00:50:00Not wishing to be fried when it quickly descended.
00:50:05And then we all tried to outrun the storm.
00:50:10Which didn't work.
00:50:19Jesus Christ.
00:50:21We're 250 miles from the equator.
00:50:25We're on a volcano and a severe hailstorm.
00:50:32How much hail is there in the sky?
00:50:36The hail coming in there.
00:50:40Bending into the back.
00:50:43Still, we've got some great condor for a crash.
00:50:47Oh, look at this now.
00:50:50Life in the jeep was hideous.
00:50:53Oh, God.
00:50:56Oh, God.
00:50:57Oh, ****.
00:50:59Oh, he's right down the back of my neck.
00:51:02Oh, ****.
00:51:04I'm going to pour the ice down the back of my feet.
00:51:07Oh, bollocks.
00:51:08Richard was very sympathetic.
00:51:11Oh, dear.
00:51:13Oh, that is a lot of snow.
00:51:19Oh, joy.
00:51:20Joy is snow.
00:51:27Oh, dear.
00:51:33Oh, dear.
00:51:33Oh, dear.
00:51:34Oh, dear.
00:52:02What are you doing?
00:52:04I told you Condor's lived down here.
00:52:06It isn't living.
00:52:07It was living up there and it's had engine failure and it's crashed here.
00:52:11It doesn't matter how it got here.
00:52:12The fact is, it is and I've got the pictures of it.
00:52:14That means we're done.
00:52:15You can't put that on an Amazon screensaver.
00:52:20Why not?
00:52:24Well, it's lost quite a lot of its majesty.
00:52:27But it's a Condor and that means we're finished.
00:52:29That's it we've done.
00:52:30James, I've got a Condor shot.
00:52:33Have you? You've done it?
00:52:34That is the final one.
00:52:34It's a Condor, in camera, finished, out of here.
00:52:40Hammond was wrong though.
00:52:42We still had one more animal to find.
00:52:45The one that didn't make any sense.
00:52:48The hippopotamus.
00:52:50Right, listen.
00:52:52This is obviously some kind of town.
00:52:55I am a journalist and a bloody good one.
00:52:59So why don't I pop into town and see if I can find out anything about this hippopotamus story.
00:53:16My height did not do well on that drive last night.
00:53:24I don't see that and neither did my camera.
00:53:26No, it's fogged up, I think, is the technical term.
00:53:31My car actually fell over in the night.
00:53:34I know nothing about it.
00:53:36Once we'd parked, I set about doing journalism.
00:53:42This is like being back on the Rotherham Advertiser.
00:53:45Except this is nothing like Rotherham.
00:53:48How's this?
00:53:49How's this?
00:53:50How's this?
00:53:51Hippopotamus.
00:53:52How's this?
00:53:54Here's my bottom line.
00:53:56Thanks.
00:53:58Nobody knows, nobody knows.
00:54:01Having drawn a journalistic blank,
00:54:03Excuse me.
00:54:04I decided to do art instead.
00:54:13What?
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Where?
00:54:22What's that?
00:54:23I've got a Spanish-speaking cameraman.
00:54:24Where is he?
00:54:25What's that mean?
00:54:31They're all here.
00:54:32They are here?
00:54:34Where are all they?
00:54:35Don't understand.
00:54:37How much do you put them in there?
00:54:38I put them in there.
00:54:40I put them in there.
00:54:40That's right.
00:54:41That's right.
00:54:42Having got the information,
00:54:44I went back to my colleagues.
00:54:47Enjoy.
00:54:49More then.
00:54:50I have heard the most astonishing story.
00:54:55Apparently, there was this guy in Colombia
00:54:57who had a business exporting forest products
00:55:00all around the world, okay?
00:55:02Really, really successful.
00:55:03So successful, he bought himself
00:55:05some pet hippopotamuses.
00:55:07Who was he?
00:55:09Pablo, someone or other.
00:55:10Anyway, the police shot him.
00:55:12Why?
00:55:13I don't know.
00:55:15He shot him, and after he was dead,
00:55:16his hippopotamuses escaped.
00:55:18Yeah?
00:55:18And they've been living in the wild
00:55:20and breeding.
00:55:21So there are hippopotamuses here,
00:55:23and they are wild,
00:55:24and I know where they are,
00:55:26and they're only 120 kilometers away.
00:55:29Well, we're in.
00:55:30Let's do it.
00:55:32Finish your coffees.
00:55:33That's excellent.
00:55:33That is staggering news.
00:55:34What?
00:55:35The only thing is,
00:55:35for this 120 kilometers,
00:55:37would either of you mulling
00:55:38if I modified my car
00:55:39by unmodifying it?
00:55:47Having all unmodified our cars,
00:55:49I decided that before moving out,
00:55:51there was a small job to do.
00:55:55Right, I've borrowed something from Hammond
00:55:57to annoy me.
00:56:21Seeing that little New Labour
00:56:23Fiat Panda with his Brexit sticker on.
00:56:29That is like putting
00:56:30an I Heart Mexico sticker
00:56:32on the back of Donald Trump's beast.
00:56:34I mean, his car, not...
00:56:39We were now on the last 75 miles
00:56:42of our 1,300-mile trek
00:56:45through what had turned out to be
00:56:47one of the world's most incredible countries.
00:56:53If you were to combine Canada
00:56:56and Russia and Australia,
00:56:58you still wouldn't have the variety
00:57:00in terms of terrain and temperature
00:57:02and wildlife
00:57:03that we've seen on this
00:57:07absolutely epic journey.
00:57:09And to the National Park,
00:57:39you still see what we're in the world's most incredible
00:57:40But of course, we wouldn't have been able to see any of that without our cars.
00:57:59Let me just remind you that this is a small, 49 horsepower, 1 litre utility hatchback.
00:58:08It is a humble car, and yet that humility is actually its strength,
00:58:15because it's done everything the other two cars have done.
00:58:18It's climbed the same mountains, it's driven along the same rutic tracks,
00:58:22it's forded the same small rivers. It's absolutely brilliant. I love it.
00:58:31On this trip, the camera and production teams have lost six almost new Toyota Land Cruisers.
00:58:40Hammond has lost a half shaft.
00:58:43May's lost most of his electrics and a starter motor.
00:58:48But this, nothing, nothing has gone wrong.
00:58:54It's taken everything that Colombia could throw at it.
00:58:57Temperature extremes, altitude extremes, roads like you wouldn't believe and it's just gone...
00:59:02Yeah, but...
00:59:06Yes, it's desperately uncomfortable.
00:59:08If you hit a pot hole hard enough, it would put your spine through the top of your skull.
00:59:13But, and this is more important, I liked it when we got here, and I like it even more now.
00:59:22It has a sturdy heart.
00:59:31I do realise that James Bond doesn't drive a monster truck.
00:59:36Nobody in a suit, in fact, has ever driven a monster truck.
00:59:39They're not cool.
00:59:42You could argue, as the other two have, that they're veronic and stupid.
00:59:47Or, you could argue, that they're fun.
00:59:49Because that's what they are, they're built to make you smile.
00:59:53And what amazes me is that even with the modifications done to it,
00:59:57all of which have made it worse, it's too tall, too wide, too slow, it overheats.
01:00:02Still, it's done everything the other two cars have done, which makes it the best.
01:00:07Easily, in my opinion.
01:00:10Oh, my car's gone again.
01:00:13My car has just died again.
01:00:15I'm pulling over.
01:00:17Had you just done a piece of camera saying what a great truck it was?
01:00:21I'm out, Doug.
01:00:29I'm out, Doug.
01:00:30Eventually, the Trump truck was back in business.
01:00:35And soon, we were close to our final destination.
01:00:43Right, this, apparently, is the area where the businessman lived.
01:00:47And if you go down his escape road here...
01:00:50His what?
01:00:51Escape road.
01:00:52He built it in case the police came, and so he could get away.
01:00:56It wasn't very good, then, was it?
01:00:57No, it wasn't.
01:00:58Anyway, if you go down it, there's a pool where the hippos are now living.
01:01:03Target acquired.
01:01:04Let's do it.
01:01:05Let's do that.
01:01:06Hippos.
01:01:12So, quick dash down the escape route.
01:01:16To the water.
01:01:17Grab a shot of a hippo.
01:01:23Yes, viewers, about a kilometer to go, and I haven't been run over by a monster truck.
01:01:30I'm absolutely delighted.
01:01:33Hammond, I can only see you behind me. Can you see Clarkson behind you?
01:01:39No, just looking for him.
01:01:41At that moment, though, we were distracted by what lay in front of us.
01:01:52That is a pond.
01:01:54That's a pond.
01:01:56Yes.
01:02:00Room in the shirt here?
01:02:01What?
01:02:02Well, that looks like a hippo sort of pond, doesn't it?
01:02:05Did you put that on my car?
01:02:06What?
01:02:07That sticker.
01:02:08No, I thought you did when you did your mods.
01:02:10Don't be ridiculous.
01:02:11Well, I was surprised.
01:02:12It's a strong statement for you, but...
01:02:14You did that at that fuel stop, didn't you?
01:02:16It's been there since your mods went on, mate.
01:02:18No, it hasn't.
01:02:18You can shout it loud and proud.
01:02:19I wouldn't let your friends see it.
01:02:22Anyway, important business to be done.
01:02:26Rather than wait for Jeremy, we decided to be ready in case our final target appeared.
01:02:41The end.
01:02:48I'm home.
01:02:53I'm home.
01:02:54Hammond.
01:03:08Malfoy is saying you are in my sights
01:03:18His big fat face
01:03:30Yes!
01:03:33Well that's it, that's tremendous
01:03:38Hippo Potter must
01:03:40Photos of a hippo
01:03:42Congratulations
01:03:43Well then us
01:03:44I say we've done it, we've done it, where's
01:03:47And I've been worrying about that
01:03:49Well if it gets here you realise that'll be the first time any car on any of these trips has
01:03:54Ever got to the end without a single fault nothing's gone wrong with it
01:03:58See that's about the only time that's ever happened the car get to the end
01:04:01No you're right
01:04:01It hasn't broken at all that's a record
01:04:06You don't think you fell off that little scary bridge you did
01:04:08I don't know
01:04:10You overcooked it because it's near the end and trying to do something
01:04:13Hang on a minute is that it is
01:04:16Oh brief moment of elation followed by plummeting depression
01:04:24Where have you been?
01:04:25Welcome
01:04:26I've been mending my camera
01:04:28You don't need it
01:04:29We've done it mate we've got shots of a hippo it is done we're finished we've done it
01:04:34Behold the hippo
01:04:34We've got shots of a hippo just then
01:04:36Came out a couple of minutes ago
01:04:38So that's the end
01:04:39That is the end
01:04:40And we've got through the whole program without once mentioning cocaine
01:04:43Oh
01:04:46James we said before we came out here we weren't going to use the c-word
01:04:49We were going to be the first people ever to go to columbia and not talk that
01:04:54Sorry i just slipped out
01:04:58Well on that terrible disappointment it's time to end we hope you enjoy
01:05:01Looking at the photographs we've taken
01:05:03They won't
01:05:04Well some of them are quite good
01:05:05Well one or two of them are good
01:05:06No
01:05:06Well whatever we'll see you very soon
01:05:09Goodbye
01:05:37Bye
01:05:39Bye
01:06:05Palihuana
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