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00:08To be continued...
00:30Hoo-hah, Donkey Kong!
00:42Hoo-hah, hoo-hah, Donkey Kong!
00:46Hey-yo, look out down below!
00:49Here he comes, Banana Slammer!
00:52Cock-a-bunko's hero!
00:53Hey-yo, Donkey Kong, let's go, let's go!
00:57Here he comes, Banana Slammer!
01:11We're all dressed up with somewhere to go!
01:15Looking forward to the Kongo Bongo Karaoke Cruise, Candy?
01:19Am I? I've been waiting months for this!
01:22I can't remember the last time I had you all to myself, Donkey Kong!
01:26Come on, Candy! I'm yours 24 hours a day!
01:31That is when you can squeeze me in between guarding your coconut and your mirror!
01:37It's not that bad, Candy. Besides, I'm here now, and we've got the whole afternoon!
01:43That sounds like a promise. Hucker up, big boy, and let's seal it with a...
01:49Don't time for any of that oochie-coochie-smoochie stuff!
01:52Thank you!
01:53You know the drill!
01:54But I...
01:54The only but is the one you're getting over to my place!
01:58Now!
01:59This is an emergency!
02:01Whoops!
02:03Sorry, Candy, gotta go! You understand?
02:07Obviously, you don't! Candy, please! It's my duty as future ruler of Kongo Bongo!
02:15I'll be back before you know it!
02:19I'm going to have Klump's hide for a new pair of boots!
02:22He's bringing me the fastest cart, and he's still late!
02:26Maybe he got the big hand and the little hand on the clock mixed up. I do.
02:34But then, telling time, like most things for you, Crusher, is as difficult as trying to calculate what day it
02:41is.
02:43Tuesday?
02:45Sunday day?
02:47I'll admit Klump is a lunkhead, but you, Crusher, redefine the turn.
03:00You lunkhead!
03:02I want a full damage report!
03:05A few scratches, couple of missing scales, one heck of a goose egg.
03:09Not, Crusher, you newt! My cart!
03:12Right! And it wasn't easy for me to find that cart either, lunkhead!
03:17And obviously, even more difficult for you to control.
03:23Yeah, good thing it's got some decent bre-
03:25Huh?
03:27No matter. A momentary distraction. I assure I am wrapped with attention.
03:34I believe you were elaborating on your brilliant plan for bringing Kongo Bongo to its patellas.
03:42Hey, watch your mouth!
03:44That would be knees. If it would please your majesty to continue.
03:52Certain? The details won't bore you?
03:58Oh, quite the contrary, my lord.
04:02Well, I certainly don't mind this turn of events.
04:07What kind of a sissy salute is there?
04:12A false alarm? You mean the crystal coconut is safe? Kinkaroo's not after it?
04:18Guarding the coconut is your responsibility, Donkey Kong.
04:21It has the power to make you ruler of Kongo Bongo.
04:24Until that day comes, you are to watch over it day and night.
04:29Right, right. And I'm only a hologram away. And please, Cranky, no more false alarms.
04:41If you can't beat them, join them. Then beat them is what I always say.
04:53Oh, I can't tell you how stimulating it is to have someone almost as smart as myself to talk to.
05:05I'm sure you will be able to see the sheer genius of my new plan.
05:23Let's go for a ride, you big ape.
05:26See? A perfect Donkey Kong bait.
05:31Let's go for a ride, you big ape. Let's go for a ride, you big ape.
05:37Ahem. She'll lure him into my fastest mining cart and, without brakes,
05:45he'll be stuck racing around Kongo Bongo while I march in and take the crystal coconut.
05:52Cute.
05:52Cute?
05:54Oh, it's cunning and all that, but like all your plans and attempts,
06:00not nearly ruthless enough to ensure complete and absolute success.
06:08You're a hypothesis. Totally unfounded, I'm sure.
06:12All right. One more word and you'll be answering to me.
06:15Back off, you militant mutant. He's just...
06:20...hypothicizing.
06:22Oh, uh, yeah, well, as long as he's just, uh, hypothesizing.
06:28No harm in hypothesizing. After all, hypothesizing never hurt, uh,
06:34GET THE BEAT, CUT!
06:37Yes, sir, King Kurole, sir.
06:44Let's go for a ride, you big ape.
06:48Patience, my dear.
06:51I'm seeing to it that Donkey Kong is the ride of his life.
06:57He's coming! Target's coming!
06:59I hear him! That Donkey Kong's on his way. Everything's set?
07:03I've taken care of everything.
07:07Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, clone position, uh, uh, brakes disabled, light blinking!
07:14Light blinking?
07:16What in Sam Hill is that?
07:17As I said, I've taken care of everything.
07:26It would appear that Donkey Kong has shrunk.
07:32Uh, wow, Candy.
07:34I can't believe you grabbed one of Kurole's mining carts.
07:39Let's go for a ride, you big ape.
07:42Cool.
07:43What do you say, Dix?
07:44You okay, Candy?
07:46You sound funny.
07:47Oh, those miniature monkeys are gonna ruin everything!
07:50Unless, uh...
07:54Come on, Dix!
07:57No! No, wait!
07:59Come back!
08:01I was only trying to scare them off.
08:04But you didn't expect them to take the cart, did you, smarty-pants?
08:11What am I gonna report to King Kurole?
08:15Oh, that you just botched his plan.
08:24But you certainly haven't botched mine.
08:34D.K. Woo-hoo-hoo!
08:36Check it out!
08:39Candy?
08:40What you doing riding around with Diddy and Dixie?
08:43What about the cruise?
08:45Let's...
08:49You...
08:52Let's...
08:53I knew something wasn't right, Dixie!
08:56Make that two things, Dixie!
08:58There's no brakes!
09:00We're in a runaway cart!
09:09You botched my entire plan?
09:12Well, I...
09:13I wouldn't put it that way.
09:15But everybody else would.
09:17Now, how am I supposed to secure the Crystal Coconut
09:20and use its power to proclaim my dominance over Congo Bongo Island?
09:26You're not.
09:28What did you say?
09:30You will never succeed.
09:41I like evil, lovely evil.
09:45I like evil so much I could scream.
09:49There's so much joy in planning my next diabolical scheme.
09:58Look at all the weak fools not caring an ounce.
10:02When they least expect it, I'll creep up and pounce!
10:06Yes, pounce!
10:09You see, cruelest no wonder your plans never work for you.
10:12You must love evil, delicious evil.
10:16My heart is blacker than nightfall.
10:19And then, you must be ruthless enough to dislike and deceive all your friends.
10:30Look at all the hollow ones sitting on the fence.
10:34Commit yourself to evil, success is so intense, intense!
10:40I like evil, I like evil, I like evil, I love evil!
10:47Evil.
10:48Evil.
10:50I've salvaged your lip plan by adding my own special touch.
10:57I've rigged an explosive device to the cart.
11:01If the cart stops, boom.
11:04If it stops, boom!
11:06Actually, it's more like boom!
11:13But Donkey Kong's not even in the cart.
11:15Just those two little kids.
11:18You still don't see the genius of it, do you, huh?
11:23Oh, never mind.
11:25Let's just go collect my coconut.
11:29Your coconut!
11:30Any recollection of why I'm referred to as Crusher?
11:43You heard him, clump.
11:46Go.
11:48Get his coconut.
12:04Well, there goes Candy.
12:06Or whatever that was.
12:08Huh?
12:09Hey, Kitty, look!
12:10What's this thingamajiggy?
12:12Whatever it is, forget it, Dixie!
12:14We have to find a way to stop this cart if it's the last thing we do!
12:21Well, what do you know?
12:23Candy?
12:24Are you finished with your big emergency?
12:26It was a false alarm.
12:28You mean I missed the karaoke cruise for a false alarm?
12:32Maybe we can still make it.
12:34Besides, the question now is,
12:36are you finished joyriding around with Diddy and Dixie?
12:39What are you talking about?
12:42What matters is we're together,
12:45and nothing's gonna come between.
12:48Figures, this is where I'd find you.
12:50Frankie, one false alarm's enough for one day.
12:54Two fathead gators outside my door.
12:56Is that a false alarm?
12:59Oh, it's for real.
13:00I gotta go.
13:01And so do I.
13:05Get your claws off that crystal, you reptilian rejects.
13:10Out collecting reinforcements, I gather.
13:15Forget reinforcements.
13:16Donkey Kong will be here any second.
13:18Mm-hmm.
13:19According to my calculations, more precisely.
13:23Four, three, two, one.
13:26Banana Slemma!
13:29Get your claws off that crystal, you reptilian rejects.
13:33Such a shame, you wasting precious moments dragging your knuckles about, harassing us,
13:42when all the while your friends are riding around in a runaway cart with no brakes.
13:52Diddy? Dixie?
13:54I have to stop that cart.
13:55Huh?
13:56I don't think you want to do that.
13:57There's an explosive device on it.
14:00Stop the cart and, uh...
14:02Boom.
14:03Boom?
14:05Boom?
14:08There, you see, Klump?
14:10I had it all planned right down to the last detail.
14:15But you didn't expect them to take the coconut, did you, smarty pants?
14:27There you are.
14:29Oh, don't shush me, Donkey Kong.
14:33And just what do you think you're doing?
14:36Listening for the mine cart.
14:38Diddy and Dixie are in big trouble.
14:40You're in big trouble, too.
14:42I know, I'll make it up to you, I promise.
14:43No, I mean...
14:44The cart's coming!
14:47Look out!
14:51I got it, DK!
14:52I got it!
14:53We can't stop!
14:55Don't stop!
14:56Why don't stop?
14:58Stop and they boom!
14:59Boom?
15:00A bomb?
15:01A bomb!
15:02Boom!
15:02A boom?
15:03I mean...
15:04Ah!
15:04Huh?
15:05Boom!
15:08Maybe you should get off the tracks?
15:16Hand over the coconut, you nitwits.
15:20Yeah?
15:21Blow it out your nose, noobs!
15:23There's a bomb on your car!
15:26And there's a bomb in yours!
15:29Ha ha ha!
15:30Diddy!
15:30He's right!
15:32That thingamajiggy!
15:33Is a bomb!
15:36Aaaaaah!
15:41We'll never catch up to them in time, Donkey Kong!
15:45Just hang on, Candy, and leave it to me!
15:47Banana Slemmons!
15:54Cruel Twister Fate!
15:56That underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard crusher!
16:02Has overthrown me!
16:04Me!
16:05King Kurul!
16:07The most underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard ever!
16:13Coming back to gloat, I suppose!
16:18The crystal coconut!
16:20Whoever possesses it, rules Kongo Bongo!
16:24And it won't be Crusher, if I can help it!
16:29Come back with my coconut!
16:33Aaaaaaah!
16:38Aaaaaaah!
16:39The coveted orb of power, now within my very grasp!
16:43I demand you stop this cart immediately and...
16:47Do!
16:48Cart!
16:48Bomb!
16:49Stop!
16:50Boom!
16:51Stop!
16:52Boom!
16:55There they are, Donkey Kong!
16:57We're coming, little buddy!
17:00Yeah!
17:01Hey!
17:02Where's Dix?
17:03Over here, Dix!
17:05Ha-ha-ha!
17:06You saved the coconut!
17:08Way to go, Dix!
17:10Yee-hee!
17:12Aha!
17:13After that coconut!
17:17Rats!
17:18Lost them again!
17:19What about King Kurul?
17:22If that bomb goes off...
17:23Oh, quit whining!
17:25He's disposable!
17:27The coconut!
17:28That isn't...
17:31King Kurul!
17:33The bomb!
17:35Ha!
17:35So, what do you two think of King Smarty Pants plan now?
17:39Crushers for Smarty Pants?
17:41Not me!
17:42Well, admittedly, my stratagem has gone slightly awry.
17:46You mean your playin' ain't workin'?
17:47Huh!
17:48Welcome to the club!
17:49Regardless, it's still more ruthless and villainous than Kurul's sissy undertakings.
17:55Undertakings?
17:56Ha!
17:57Now there's a good choice of words!
17:59Stop!
18:00No!
18:01Go!
18:02Go!
18:03Go!
18:04We're speaking!
18:09What are we doing out here?
18:11Get you a ride to Blusters!
18:12Blusters?
18:13What about Diddy?
18:15The tracks will bring him out sooner or later.
18:17And we'll be ready, I hope.
18:19First, the coconut.
18:21Hey, Cranky!
18:22Huh?
18:23Throw it to him, Dixie!
18:24Catch!
18:25The coconut!
18:26Cranky!
18:27Get off ya!
18:29Yes!
18:30Sorry, Cranky!
18:31No time to stop!
18:32Guard the coconut!
18:34Thanks.
18:36We're almost at Blusters!
18:37I think I know what you're thinking, DK.
18:40It's a long shot, Candy, but it's City's only hope.
18:43Will someone tell me?
18:46No time, Dixie!
18:47Just leave it to DK!
18:48And Candy!
18:50Whoa!
18:51Quick!
18:52Switch tracks back to the base.
18:55Help me!
19:01It's time for me to now demonstrate the sheer genius of my incredibly superior intellect
19:09by executing a brilliant new plan that will allow me to do the following.
19:17One, procure the crystal coconut.
19:18Two, do away with those babbling baboons.
19:22Three, take over the world.
19:24And, uh, save King Karul from being blown to tiny bits?
19:30And save Karul from being blown to tiny bits?
19:34Whoa!
19:36What, Crusher?
19:37What do we have to do?
19:40Uh, yeah.
19:42Is today Tuesday?
19:45Oh?
19:47You sure picked a fine time for the lightbulb to go dim, you lunkhead!
19:51Uh, I did.
19:53You did?
19:55It's a pleasure to have you back, soldier.
19:57Now don't just stand there!
19:58Go save the king!
20:02We're going to the beach!
20:04Track's end of the beach!
20:06If we hit the sand...
20:08We'll come to a dead stop!
20:12Oh no, little buddy!
20:15Cluster's gonna be steamed!
20:17We took his barrel copter!
20:19I'm gonna be more steamed if I crash it!
20:22Little closer, DK!
20:26Come back!
20:28Don't leave me!
20:31Sorry, Karul!
20:33No more room!
20:35Then I suppose...
20:37I'll just have to go!
20:40Boom!
20:53What do you know?
20:54A dud!
20:56Speaking of duds...
20:59Even when granted the gift of genius,
21:02you're still too empty-headed
21:04to make a bomb that goes...
21:07Boom!
21:08It's boomless!
21:12Back to dumb and dumber!
21:21So look, Candy,
21:23I know we missed a karaoke cruise,
21:25and it seems that we can't spend a moment together
21:27without me running off!
21:34You're in line to be number one
21:38You're in line to be number one
21:38And everyone's depending on you
21:44I must admit it's getting kinda rough
21:48Waiting round and playing number two
21:54I have particular needs
21:57So why'd I have to fall for a hero?
22:03There ain't nothin' in the world that's free
22:06A sacrifice to be all you can be
22:12I ain't used to sittin' round a tree
22:16But he's worth havin' if you know what I mean
22:22Sometimes I feel like I'm in the way
22:25Sometimes I feel like I'm in the way
22:26But I know he's out there savin' the day
22:31I have particular needs
22:35So why'd I have to fall for a hero?
22:40Hero
22:41I'm not so hard to believe
22:44So why'd I have to fall for a hero?
22:51Hero
22:53Hero
22:54Why'd I have to fall for a hero?
22:59Hero
23:00Hero
23:01Hero
23:01Hero
23:01Hero
23:01Hero
23:02Hero
23:04Hero
23:05Hero
23:07Hero
23:14Hero
23:15Hero
23:29A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
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