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00:29:28Oh.
00:29:30Come on, Dad, just go on a couple dates, please.
00:29:33Please, Dad, for us.
00:29:35Please.
00:29:36Please.
00:29:37Oh.
00:29:38Please, please, please.
00:29:42All right.
00:29:44I'll tell you what.
00:29:45I will go out on three dates.
00:29:47Seven.
00:29:48Five.
00:29:48Sold.
00:29:51And only because I love you two very much.
00:29:54After these five dates,
00:29:57then you will leave me alone.
00:29:59Is it understood?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:00Understood?
00:30:01Great.
00:30:02Five dates.
00:30:03You have your wish.
00:30:04I hope you're happy.
00:30:06Any more money, give it to me.
00:30:22So you, uh, uh, come here often?
00:30:25Pardon me for saying this, but you don't really look like you want to be here.
00:30:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:32Uh, I, frankly, it's been a while since I've been out with anyone.
00:30:38I think I'm just out of practice.
00:30:40Don't worry.
00:30:41You can relax.
00:30:42I've had plenty.
00:30:43It's always the same story.
00:30:46You'll ask me to tell you about myself.
00:30:49I'll pour my heart out.
00:30:52You'll tell me exactly what I want to hear.
00:30:58Make me fall madly in love with you.
00:31:01And that's the moment when you'll dump me.
00:31:05Might as well just end this charade right now before I get hurt.
00:31:09Well, I still have enough Prozac left from the last jerk who's sold me down the river.
00:31:14I'm out of here.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18Uh, uh, uh, wait, wait to check.
00:31:24Do you have earwax?
00:31:26It's hereditary.
00:31:27You know, my entire family has a terrible problem with it.
00:31:31Oh, wait.
00:31:31I think I have a cu-tip in my purse.
00:31:33Gotcha.
00:31:35It's in here, I swear.
00:31:39So...
00:31:39Coo-tip-ee.
00:31:46Jack?
00:31:52Uh...
00:31:54You have lovely eyes.
00:32:06Waiter, the...
00:32:07Waiter, the...
00:32:10Have you ever dated a Parisian woman before?
00:32:14No.
00:32:14No, no.
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:16You're in for a treat, chérie.
00:32:21Garçon!
00:32:23Oh, boy.
00:32:25Uh...
00:32:26Waiter?
00:32:27Garçon?
00:32:28Make sure you do it real good
00:32:32and don't eat too fast
00:32:34or you'll give yourself a whittle tummy ache.
00:32:37Oh!
00:32:37Oh!
00:32:38I think...
00:32:38You need a napkin.
00:32:41Here you go.
00:32:42Ah!
00:32:44That's good.
00:32:45That's the little cute guy needs a napkin.
00:32:47Oh, look at that.
00:32:49He's got a little schmutz right there.
00:32:51Oh, he's a cute one.
00:32:52He's a cute one.
00:32:53He's a cute one.
00:32:53Oh, he's so cute.
00:32:55Yeah, he is.
00:32:55Uh, uh, waiter?
00:32:57Wait, waiter?
00:32:58Just...
00:32:59He's a cutie.
00:33:00Yeah.
00:33:01I'm gonna sit down.
00:33:02Okie dokie.
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:03Okie dokie.
00:33:09You should've made it seven dates.
00:33:11You can't just give up, Dad.
00:33:13Girls, a deal is a deal.
00:33:16But we've still got a whole bag full of letters.
00:33:19There's gotta be someone in there for you.
00:33:23It just didn't work out.
00:33:26Come on, Dad.
00:33:27Let's go.
00:33:28Let's go.
00:33:50Goes in.
00:33:51I go out on the date.
00:33:58Close, but...
00:34:00Alright, one more.
00:34:06I will marry this woman.
00:34:17It's up.
00:34:19And it's bad.
00:34:26The man never liked dating anyway.
00:34:29And that one's bad, too.
00:34:36Pressure's on.
00:34:37Alright, there's no pressure whatsoever.
00:34:39And...
00:34:40Oh.
00:34:42Oh, boy.
00:34:47Oh, uh, you're kidding.
00:34:49Oh, wow.
00:34:51Uh, of course I'd like to meet you.
00:34:53Uh, how about tomorrow?
00:34:55At the art museum?
00:34:57Uh, 11.30?
00:34:58I'll be there.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00Bye.
00:35:02Guess who's got a date with Billboard Dad?
00:35:05Moi.
00:35:09I'm getting nervous.
00:35:11Oh, don't be nervous.
00:35:13At least he had the good sense to pick a museum that shows some class.
00:35:16Yeah, you're right.
00:35:17It's cultured.
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:18Educated.
00:35:19Oh, he's never gonna like me.
00:35:23Yes, he will.
00:35:24He's gonna love you.
00:35:25Do you wanna look okay?
00:35:26Yeah, you look beautiful.
00:35:28I mean, not too, uh...
00:35:29No.
00:35:29You didn't try too hard, but you look nice.
00:35:31That's important.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:33This is your date, Debbie.
00:35:35So tell me again why I'm here.
00:35:37Because this guy looks fine on TV, but what if he turns out to be a weirdo?
00:35:42Hey, when I tug my year...
00:35:44I know, I pretend I bump into you.
00:35:46And then what?
00:35:47I tag along like a third wheel?
00:35:49This is so high school.
00:35:50Hey, high school was my best years.
00:35:52I'll be your best friend.
00:35:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you already are.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:58I'll be over there.
00:36:00If you need me, just tug.
00:36:11Do you mind if I sit here?
00:36:13No.
00:36:24I love Calder.
00:36:25Mm, so do I.
00:36:27His work just makes me feel like smiling.
00:36:33Oh.
00:36:36I always loved that piece.
00:36:39I used to do studies of it when I was a student.
00:36:42Are you an artist?
00:36:43A sculptor, actually.
00:36:47Not that I've ever actually gotten any of my work in here yet, but...
00:36:51Don't feel bad.
00:36:52I think you have to be dead to get your work in here.
00:36:57Dad's talking to that woman.
00:36:59I'll give that a few years.
00:37:00I know.
00:37:02She must be a state.
00:37:04She's pretty.
00:37:07He's laughing.
00:37:08I think he likes her.
00:37:10Oh, oh, so you say your friend is here for a date.
00:37:15That's right.
00:37:17My best friend actually wrote that guy on TV, Billboard Dad.
00:37:23I'm just here in case she needs to be bailed out.
00:37:26Oh.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:27Well, I know how that goes.
00:37:31Hey!
00:37:32You two are on TV.
00:37:33You're Billboard Dad's kids, aren't you?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:36That's us.
00:37:37Somebody sounds great.
00:37:38On paper, over the phone, you meet them in person.
00:37:40It's like, oh my goodness, what planet did this person fall on?
00:37:44Especially in this case.
00:37:47Uh, oh.
00:37:49Where's your father on his date?
00:37:52You're his date?
00:37:54Then who's that woman he's talking to?
00:37:57I, I'm curious.
00:37:58Um, why didn't, why didn't you answer that?
00:38:02What, the Billboard?
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:08Well, because, I mean, love doesn't happen that way.
00:38:14You don't believe in love at first sight.
00:38:21I'm sorry, what did you say to me?
00:38:24Dad, guess what?
00:38:25We found your date.
00:38:26Didn't you see us waving at you?
00:38:27For a minute there, I thought you'd stood me up.
00:38:29I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:38:30I was, I was talking to your friend.
00:38:32I didn't, I didn't realize you were waiting.
00:38:35Your, your Billboard Dad?
00:38:38Uh, Max, actually.
00:38:40Brooke.
00:38:41Debbie.
00:38:43Debbie, Debbie.
00:38:44Debbie.
00:38:45You met, uh, Emily and Tess?
00:38:48Well, this could have been a really weird moment.
00:38:51We could tell Dad liked Brooke.
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:53And Debbie could tell Brooke liked Dad.
00:38:55She suggested that Brooke and Dad have lunch together.
00:38:58Talk about a good friend.
00:39:03Nice meeting you girls.
00:39:05You too.
00:39:05Be back after lunch.
00:39:06You girls behave yourselves.
00:39:08Don't worry, we will.
00:39:15That's what he thinks.
00:39:17So I moved here from Boston after optometry school.
00:39:21And then I did my post-graduate work at Parsons and my company was born.
00:39:26And, and why glasses?
00:39:28Oh, my mom used to say this thing.
00:39:30So far, so good.
00:39:31Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
00:39:34I'm gonna change that.
00:39:35Well, and I can't imagine men not making passes at you.
00:39:39I mean, you're, you're very beautiful.
00:39:46You told her she's beautiful.
00:39:47She's gotta be totally crushing on her.
00:39:50Let's give him a nudge.
00:39:52Give me all the money you've got.
00:39:59No, no, not that table.
00:40:03It's somewhere else.
00:40:08So why sculpting?
00:40:10Oh, I was just so bad at basketball.
00:40:12Ah.
00:40:12Very clumsy young man.
00:40:14Oh.
00:40:14Oh, thank you.
00:40:15Uh, I don't think we ordered these compliments of the house.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19Well, thank you.
00:40:21What's happening?
00:40:22Is he gonna kiss her?
00:40:23I don't know.
00:40:24I can't see a thing.
00:40:25That is something to do with you.
00:40:27Poor mademoiselle.
00:40:29Ah, beautiful.
00:40:31It's been taken care of.
00:40:35Oh, well, nothing.
00:40:37Really.
00:40:39Ouch!
00:40:40I didn't know my foot.
00:40:41Get your elbow out of my stomach.
00:40:43I'm gonna fall!
00:40:47Don't look at me.
00:40:48My sister's the graceful one.
00:40:51Girls.
00:40:52Hello.
00:40:54We'll be talking later, won't we?
00:40:59Hey, down in the seat, both of you.
00:41:02I want to hear another peep out of you.
00:41:04Got it?
00:41:05I think my girls could use a little lesson in subtlety.
00:41:09Oh, I don't know.
00:41:09I think being direct always gets the best results.
00:41:12Yeah?
00:41:14Well, in that case, I know I'm supposed to wait three days before I call you, but you want
00:41:21to go out with me again?
00:41:22I mean, just me this time.
00:41:25I'd really like to get to know you better, Max.
00:41:28But, um...
00:41:30Uh-oh.
00:41:31But?
00:41:34Well, it's just I've rushed into relationships before and they've ended badly.
00:41:40We'd have to take things slow.
00:41:41Uh-oh.
00:41:43Oh.
00:41:43Oh, sure.
00:41:43Slow.
00:41:44I don't know.
00:41:44We...
00:41:45We can do slow.
00:41:46We can...
00:41:47We can go however you'd like.
00:41:50So how's Saturday?
00:41:51Saturday.
00:41:51Saturday's good.
00:42:18Oh, Walter.
00:42:20Oh, you look gorgeous.
00:42:21Oh, thank you.
00:42:23You look nice to meet you.
00:42:24Oh.
00:42:25Shall we?
00:42:32Here you go.
00:42:35So, thank you.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:37Very nice.
00:42:39We're getting to know you.
00:42:40Yes.
00:42:41Come on up.
00:42:44It was fun.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:50There you go.
00:42:51Door.
00:42:56Now.
00:42:58Good night.
00:43:04Good night.
00:43:16Good night.
00:43:42Well, it's about time, Maxwell.
00:43:45Who is this infernal woman keeping you away from your work?
00:43:48We're two weeks away from the biggest show of your career.
00:43:52You should be in the studio creating brilliance, not frolicking about with some common trollop.
00:43:58Oh! Language. Besides, when have I ever let you down, huh?
00:44:03Trust me, there will be plenty of pieces for the new show.
00:44:07Plus, this new direction I'm going in is very exciting.
00:44:13New? No, no, no.
00:44:15New is bad.
00:44:16The buyers want to see a Maxwell Tyler sculpture, similar to the piece that made you famous.
00:44:22Remember that? Stick with the old stuff, my friend. I can sell it.
00:44:27Oh, posh. Nigel, you could sell igloos to the Eskimos.
00:44:32We all know this. Besides, Brooke...
00:44:35Oh, Brooke.
00:44:36She's been encouraging me to broaden my focus as an artist.
00:44:40And you know something? She's 100% right.
00:44:43So I'll tell you what, pal. You stick with the money, and that'll be your job.
00:44:48I want to do my job, my friend. Don't listen to her. I'm the one who made you famous, my
00:44:56friend.
00:44:57Nigel, my friend. Good night.
00:45:02I'm gonna make you love me. I'm the one with the massive credit card debt. I'm also the one with
00:45:12the astronomical card payments.
00:45:15He's in love. That's wonderful. Yeah. They're all trying to ruin me, that's all. Great. Thank you.
00:45:34Wake up. Wake up, sleepyheads. Time to hang ten off the old longboard.
00:45:40I'm time to go. Come on. Come on.
00:45:46It's back.
00:45:54Let's see what you got.
00:46:03You're just gonna get all wet in a minute, Emily.
00:46:14Less than a minute.
00:46:16Hey! Watch where you're pointing at me, jerk!
00:46:22Hey, Tess, when I got you this tape from the No Doubt concert, and I got you a shirt.
00:46:27Wow, thanks, Cody. That's awesome.
00:46:34Everybody listen up.
00:46:36As you all know, the Parks and Recreation Regional Diving Meet is coming up at the end of this month.
00:46:42Some of you may remember last year, we got robbed by those snobs from Palace Verdes.
00:46:47Whoo!
00:46:50This year, we got a chance to win back our first place and our dignity.
00:46:54So let's all work hard to put a trophy in our case!
00:46:58Yeah!
00:47:02One more chance!
00:47:04Tess, they've added a new dive this time. A reverse pike off the high platform.
00:47:09Palace Verdes has it.
00:47:12Well, I'm not great with heights, but I'll give it a shot, Brad.
00:47:17That's my girl.
00:47:20He called you his girl?!
00:47:22Get over yourself, Emily!
00:47:38Okay, you can do this. Just pretend it's like the low diet. Only higher.
00:47:47Much higher. Like Mount Everest higher.
00:47:51Concentrate. Keep your legs together. Nice, clean entry.
00:48:05Tom!
00:48:07Don't worry. We got a couple of weeks to work it out.
00:48:09Can it dive like that at the regionals?
00:48:11Way to get your picture in the diving loser's hall of shame.
00:48:14Yeah, you think you can do better? Let's see it.
00:48:17All right.
00:48:19If he can dive, I got a total spazzle.
00:48:41You just made the diving team.
00:48:42You've got better things to do than behind your stupid diving team.
00:48:45What an idiot!
00:48:49There's only six spaces on the ground.
00:48:51You've got better things to do than behind your stupid diving team.
00:48:51team. If he's on, somebody's gonna get bumped off. I'm number six. It's gonna be me.
00:49:07Wow, where'd you find this place? I built it. You built it? Designed it, supervised
00:49:15the building. Why do you have a tractor? Forklift, actually. About half the pieces I work on are,
00:49:25uh, well, they're pretty large. As you can see, some of them are upwards of 18, 20 feet,
00:49:30and I just don't feel like lifting that much, so the forklift comes in handy. Look at all this
00:49:38stuff. My son would love to get his hands on some of these tools. Is he mechanically inclined?
00:49:45Well, he likes to tinker with gears and parts, or at least he used to until he hit this rebellious
00:49:51stage. I think all kids go through that testing the limits thing. Yeah, I know. He's just upset
00:50:00about his dad getting remarried, so he's acting out. Oh. Wants to make a statement at the wedding.
00:50:07All right, speaking of statements, this is one of my newest pieces.
00:50:17Eavesdropping? Naughty girls. We're just kids. Nobody tells us anything. How else are we going to find out what's going
00:50:24on?
00:50:25Well, I'll have you know that when I was a little boy, we didn't have intercoms. When we wanted to
00:50:31find something out, we had to peek through keyholes and root through charts just like everyone else.
00:50:53I love all the movement in it. It's great.
00:51:01Uh, girls? Since you're there, come on down. Brooke's here for your field trip.
00:51:08Brooke turned out to be great. She took us to do all the fun things. Girl stuff.
00:51:18Enjoying yourselves, girls? Are you kidding? So, Brooke, when are we going to get to meet your son?
00:51:24Definitely soon. You guys will get along great. Do you think a college guy would fall in love with a
00:51:29younger woman? Much younger.
00:51:33Emily's crashing on our diving coach. Today, she practically drooled on his clipboard.
00:51:39You would, too, if you saw him. He is totally dreamy. He was on the calendar, the men of USC.
00:51:47Dreamy is good. But the most important thing is trust. You can't trust the person you love, you don't have
00:51:54anything.
00:51:54I trust Brad with my life. Duh. He's a lifeguard. Go ahead. Laugh. But at least I know when a
00:52:01guy's sending me signals.
00:52:03What's that supposed to mean? Figure it out. Fine. Then go get my legs glass.
00:52:10You don't even have hair on them yet.
00:52:19I'm talking about the production run, you imbecile. How long is it going to take you?
00:52:26Oh, no. Stop complaining. Or I'll send you back to where I found you. At that factory making lawn gnomes.
00:52:35Hey, Nigel. How's it going? Who was that on the phone?
00:52:40Where's your darling? He's with Brooke. She's the coolest.
00:52:44He practically spends all of his time with her. I think they could really fall in the...
00:52:48Don't say that! Not the L word. Don't even put it out there.
00:52:52Don't you want our dad to be happy?
00:52:54If your dad gets happy, then his art might change. And if his art changes, then it might not sell.
00:53:00And if it doesn't sell, well, poof! There goes your shiny little lifestyles.
00:53:09Bye, ladies.
00:53:15Our shiny lifestyle? He's one driving a Range Rover and wearing a Rolex. It's probably fake.
00:53:27How about these?
00:53:29Oh, that looks great. Take a look.
00:53:32So, how's it going with the billboard hunk?
00:53:35Fine. You set a date yet?
00:53:37I know how these rebound relationships go.
00:53:39He falls hard for the first person he clicks with, then next month I find out he's two-timing me.
00:53:44So don't go picking out my china patterns anytime soon.
00:53:47Whoa, Miss Sinek. Not every guy's a low-down cheater like your ex-husband.
00:53:52And you're the one who brought up china patterns.
00:53:54It's okay to admit you like the guy.
00:53:57I just don't want to get hurt again.
00:53:58It doesn't happen every time.
00:54:03Emily, your food's here.
00:54:22Guess who's cruising down the street on a skateboard.
00:54:25Let's go.
00:54:30That kid Ryan was always such a pain.
00:54:32He wanted everyone to think that he was all pumped out.
00:54:35Someone needed to teach him a lesson.
00:54:37That's enough. We're gonna miss him.
00:54:49He's okay.
00:54:51I'm scary.
00:54:58Oh, my god.
00:55:01H ships in the ocean.
00:55:04I love this 붙 way, so feel like I hate you.
00:55:16Wow, you two look nice.
00:55:19Where are we going?
00:55:20Well, tonight's our two-month anniversary.
00:55:24So Brooke and I are spending a nice romantic evening alone.
00:55:28That's cool.
00:55:30Well, it's about time you two got romantic.
00:55:35Now, do we need to give you the safe sex talk?
00:55:38Emily, Danielle.
00:55:40It's okay.
00:55:41My son asked me the same thing when I told him about tonight.
00:55:44The three of you can compare notes when he comes over.
00:55:46He's coming over?
00:55:47Mm-hmm.
00:55:48His father's on his honeymoon, so I get him for the weekend.
00:55:51So you three can hang out with Nigel tonight.
00:55:53Won't that be fun?
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:55Oh, that must be him now.
00:55:56Will you get it?
00:56:19Oh, my God.
00:56:20Ryan, what happened?
00:56:27I wiped out on my skateboard.
00:56:29Are you all right?
00:56:31No permanent damage.
00:56:33Well, listen, let's get you upstairs cleaned up and changed before you catch cold.
00:56:36Come on, right this way.
00:56:37Yes, you do.
00:56:40How come you didn't tell?
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:42You have a lot of fun, all right?
00:56:44Humor, give me a kiss.
00:56:45Mm-hmm.
00:56:47I'm counting on you two to make Ryan feel right at home, okay?
00:56:52Ready?
00:56:53You bet, hon.
00:56:54Ryan.
00:56:57Clothes are in the dryer.
00:56:58Be good.
00:57:00We won't be too late.
00:57:02Any problems at all?
00:57:03You just, yeah, talk to Nigel.
00:57:06Nigel.
00:57:12Pretty cool stereo.
00:57:13Impressive.
00:57:14We have an alarm system.
00:57:18How come you didn't tell on us?
00:57:20Because I'm not a rat.
00:57:21Spare us a prison code of honor.
00:57:23He didn't tell, because now you've got one up on us.
00:57:26You can use it later when you really want revenge.
00:57:29You know, for a Betty, you're not as dumb as you look.
00:57:31Don't call me a Betty.
00:57:33And what's all that stuff about growing up in foster homes?
00:57:36What are you, some kind of pathological liar?
00:57:40You're right.
00:57:47I thought you said this guy was your dad's agent.
00:57:50What's he doing snoozing on your chair?
00:57:52What, does he live here?
00:57:53No.
00:57:54Our dad's his only client.
00:57:56Whatever.
00:57:57Bye, dorks.
00:57:58I'm out of here.
00:57:59Why do you have to be so rude?
00:58:00I wouldn't expect you two to understand.
00:58:03You're these perfect little people with this perfect life.
00:58:07We're not perfect.
00:58:08Nobody is.
00:58:09And our life's not perfect either.
00:58:12Yeah, right.
00:58:13Like everything you've ever tried hasn't worked out.
00:58:15I can't do a reverse dive.
00:58:17That's just some stupid dive in some dumb local competition.
00:58:21Why does it matter that much to you anyhow?
00:58:28My mother was a ballerina.
00:58:30This is as close as I could get.
00:58:37Well, that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard.
00:58:41You know, just because your father got married again, doesn't mean he won't love you anymore.
00:58:48Who asked you, munchkin?
00:58:50I'm Monster.
00:58:51I'm Munchkin.
00:58:55Whatever.
00:58:56And by the way, I decided to join the diving team after all.
00:59:00Guess who's off it?
00:59:05No!
00:59:06No!
00:59:06No!
00:59:06Not polyester!
00:59:15Uh, you're right, honey.
00:59:16He's here.
00:59:17Hey.
00:59:18What's up?
00:59:20Just waiting to go home.
00:59:22Where's my mom?
00:59:23She's out in the car.
00:59:29I'll give you both a lift home.
00:59:34Listen, your mom told me about your dad getting remarried.
00:59:38That's gotta be a tough one, huh?
00:59:41No, Biggie.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:44Well, I'll tell you.
00:59:47I've been outnumbered by women for so long here.
00:59:50Be nice to have another guy around.
00:59:52Ready to go?
00:59:53Yeah.
00:59:55Let's hit the road.
00:59:57Let's go.
01:00:11Careful, you idiot.
01:00:13I can't afford another broken one.
01:00:16It's my new BMW you're holding.
01:00:21What's the rush on these phony Tyler sculptures?
01:00:26Because who knows what the new stuff will be like.
01:00:28If it wasn't for the stupid woman in his life,
01:00:30he'd still be making the old stuff.
01:00:31And that sells.
01:00:33Don't throw a hissy.
01:00:34Just tell Tyler to dump the chick.
01:00:36Your problems are solved.
01:00:38Always hoop over this stuff.
01:00:40Sheesh.
01:00:45Nigel, hi.
01:00:46I sat on my glasses.
01:00:47Oh, no.
01:00:48Mike said you might be able to help me out.
01:00:50Sure.
01:00:50Come on in.
01:00:50I'll see what I can do.
01:00:55What do you think?
01:00:56Can you save them?
01:00:57Well, they're almost not worth repairing.
01:01:00How about a new pair?
01:01:01Oh, brilliant.
01:01:07Brooke.
01:01:08It's so wonderful to see Max has found someone.
01:01:11Admit it.
01:01:12Your head over here is for him, too.
01:01:14Okay, you caught me.
01:01:15I admit it.
01:01:16When Max was a student in Italy, I discovered him.
01:01:20You ever been there?
01:01:21No, but I'd love to go someday.
01:01:23What about it?
01:01:23Why don't you just go?
01:01:25Rent a house in the Italian countryside?
01:01:28Nice, romantic summer abroad?
01:01:31Well, I would love to rent a house in Italy with Max.
01:01:33But what about the kids?
01:01:35They'd want to stay with their friends.
01:01:36Leave them with me.
01:01:37You'd take the kids for a whole summer?
01:01:39You can't be too careful with a new relationship.
01:01:41I suppose it would be great to spend some time with Max alone.
01:01:45It's not easy getting to know each other with three kids running around.
01:01:48Not that I don't love his girls.
01:01:50They're great.
01:01:52Ryan, of course, is another story.
01:01:54He'll have to come around in his own time.
01:01:58Can I make a confession?
01:01:59Hmm?
01:02:00In Europe, Max might actually be inspired to get some work done.
01:02:05I know Max hasn't been working enough since we met.
01:02:08But starting today, I'm putting my foot down
01:02:10and I'm sending him straight to his studio
01:02:12with strict instructions not to come out
01:02:14until he's created his new masterpiece.
01:02:16I don't want him going broke on my account.
01:02:18Thank you for making my job so much easier.
01:02:24So, what do you think?
01:02:26Honestly, they make you look kind of devious.
01:02:30I'll take it.
01:02:31I'll go in back and get you a kiss.
01:02:43Emily, did you wear my ugly...
01:02:45Shh!
01:02:46Nigel's talking a book about Daddy.
01:02:48Sounds like they're planning to move to Italy.
01:02:51Italy? Cool.
01:02:52Not cool.
01:02:53We're not invited.
01:02:54Well, I would love to rent a house in Italy with Max.
01:02:57It would be great to spend some time with Max alone.
01:03:00What about the children?
01:03:01You can't just leave them with some stranger.
01:03:04They're staying with me and that's all.
01:03:06You'd take the kids for a whole summer?
01:03:08Of course.
01:03:09What would you do?
01:03:10Send them off to some boarding school?
01:03:13Great idea.
01:03:14Send them away.
01:03:15It's not easy getting to know each other
01:03:16with three kids running around.
01:03:18Max would never agree to that.
01:03:20He'll have to come around in his own time.
01:03:23How much is Max worth?
01:03:25That's confidential information.
01:03:27If I didn't know any better,
01:03:28I'd think you were after his money.
01:03:30Okay, you caught me.
01:03:32I admit it.
01:03:32I'm not going to let him get hurt by some...
01:03:35goo digger.
01:03:51Douglas, why are the long faces?
01:03:54Tell your uncle Nigel what's got you so damn.
01:03:57Don't try to act all cheery for us.
01:03:59We heard you talking with Brooke.
01:04:01Oh, dear.
01:04:03I was hoping to spare you two of the ugly truth.
01:04:06You're so young and impressionable.
01:04:09How much did you hear?
01:04:11They're moving to Europe.
01:04:13She's going to make Dad send us away to boarding school.
01:04:16And she's after his money.
01:04:18Oh, good.
01:04:19Then you missed the part about the three ex-husbands, right?
01:04:22Three of them?
01:04:25How do you think she got the money to start her own business?
01:04:28All this time she's been lying to us.
01:04:31We thought she loved Dad, and she seemed so terrific.
01:04:34Well, it's time you learned that people aren't always as they appear to be.
01:04:37This is terrible.
01:04:39We can't let her break up our family.
01:04:40She's going to hurt Daddy, and he's been through enough.
01:04:43We've got to do something.
01:04:46I've got an idea how to get rid of her.
01:04:49But I'll need your help.
01:05:04Good morning, Max.
01:05:05Get out your drawing pad.
01:05:06I've brought you inspiration.
01:05:08Nigel, I don't need a model today.
01:05:10Oh, just do it as a favor to one of my countrymen.
01:05:13The poor dove will be deported if she doesn't get her work papers.
01:05:17Make me look good, can't you?
01:05:21Well, I guess I could do some sketching.
01:05:24I don't want to hear another word from you about how much time I've been wasting.
01:05:27Great.
01:05:29You're hired, doll.
01:05:30Go get undressed.
01:05:38There's a rope in the storage room.
01:05:41Just throw your clothes anyway.
01:05:46And what is that for, Nigel?
01:05:48I'm thirsty.
01:05:49I bet you're thirsty.
01:06:18I bet you're thirsty.
01:06:19He tells me that he's going to work on his sculpture all day today.
01:06:22Aw, he misses you.
01:06:23How cute.
01:06:41Hello?
01:06:44Hello?
01:06:45Hello?
01:07:15Anything for now, I don't believe you.
01:07:18Thanks.
01:07:21She looks so crushed. I really feel guilty.
01:07:24She's a gold digger. We had no choice.
01:07:27If we did the right thing, then how come I feel so crummy?
01:07:34I should have trusted my instincts. I should have seen this coming.
01:07:37Well, at least talk to the guy. Maybe there's some explanation.
01:07:39Oh, there's an explanation. All men are the same.
01:07:43They're liars and they're cheaters and they're two-timing jerks.
01:07:46And those are their good qualities.
01:07:48What happened?
01:07:49Nothing.
01:07:50Billboard dad turned into a billboard jerk.
01:07:53I'm sorry, Ryan. I didn't mean to snap.
01:07:56Look, I know I haven't been spending as much time with you as I should.
01:08:00I know you're bummed out about your dad.
01:08:03But I'm gonna make this up to you, I promise.
01:08:13Any word from the gold digger?
01:08:15None. She won't even return dad's calls.
01:08:18Splendid.
01:08:19Don't say Uncle Nigel doesn't take care of things.
01:08:22We gotta go to our diving meet.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:44How's the work coming, Maxwell?
01:08:46Fine. Just fine.
01:08:51I've got my tortured soul back.
01:08:55Diving for Palos Verdes on the three-meter springboard, Jenny Smith.
01:09:13Diving for the squids, Carol Clark.
01:09:29This concludes the three-meter springboard part of the competition.
01:09:35With the score still tied, it looks like the five-meter platform will have to determine the championship
01:09:40between Palos Verdes and the Westside squids.
01:09:49Now diving for Palos Verdes, Bill Johnson.
01:09:52Whoo!
01:09:54Whoo!
01:09:56Whoo!
01:09:57Whoo!
01:10:20Tess, the entire reputation of our swim club
01:10:23rests on your shoulders.
01:10:24So relax and have fun.
01:10:29It's easy for him to say.
01:10:33Yeah!
01:10:34Go Tess!
01:10:35Go Tess!
01:10:37Go Tess!
01:10:40Go Tess!
01:10:41Go Tess!
01:10:42Go Tess!
01:10:44Go Tess!
01:10:45Go Tess!
01:10:47Go Tess!
01:10:47Go Tess!
01:10:48Go Tess!
01:10:50Go Tess!
01:11:03Yes!
01:11:05It's like a very good dive for Tyler.
01:11:07He's a little over on the entry, but let's wait for the score.
01:11:18It's running around the platform, diving left, and we are still tied to it.
01:11:21And that is as good as it gets.
01:11:29What are you doing?
01:11:33Get your suit on.
01:11:34I'm not diving today.
01:11:36What?
01:11:37Don't play with me, boy.
01:11:38Of course you are.
01:11:39I can't.
01:11:40I just got a new tattoo.
01:11:42It has to stay out of water for 48 hours.
01:11:45Doctor's yours.
01:11:46That's just great.
01:11:47I should've known I couldn't count on you.
01:11:49Now we're short a diver.
01:11:50No you're not.
01:11:51Try Emily.
01:11:55Emily, I need you.
01:11:57Me?
01:11:58Yeah.
01:11:58I've been watching you and you're looking really good lately.
01:12:01Thanks, Brad.
01:12:02So are you.
01:12:04Huh?
01:12:05Emily, we'll get your suit on.
01:12:07We're all counting on you.
01:12:10And for the final dive for the PV diving team, it's Herman Schleckenberger.
01:12:41It looks like the winner of this meet will be decided by Emily Tyler's final dive.
01:12:45She needs a combined score of at least 22 to win the meet for Westside Squids.
01:12:51Thank you so much.
01:12:52All right.
01:13:20See you next time.
01:13:28She did it, yes, I think she did it, yes, now it's good.
01:13:37That's it, Emily Tyler's with you for the strength on the last night, ooh!
01:13:53How come you lied to the coach so I could dive?
01:13:56What makes you think I did?
01:14:02No tattoo.
01:14:04Congratulations, Emily.
01:14:06I hear your spirits really doused them.
01:14:10So, I didn't see your dad at the meet.
01:14:12He was totally bummed out because your mom and him broke up.
01:14:15Maybe he shouldn't have cheated on her.
01:14:17He didn't.
01:14:18And maybe she shouldn't have lied to him about all those ex-husbands and tried to get her hands on
01:14:22his money.
01:14:23What are you talking about?
01:14:25My dad's the only ex-husband that she's got.
01:14:28And the business is doing great.
01:14:30She doesn't need your dad's money.
01:14:33Nigel.
01:14:34Yeah, Nigel.
01:14:35If there's anyone that's stealing your dad's money, it's him.
01:14:38Here, come on, I'll show you.
01:14:41Here you go.
01:14:53I tell you, we have to warn your father.
01:14:56They'll never believe us.
01:14:58I mean, he trusts Nigel way too much.
01:15:00He will if he hears it from Nigel himself.
01:15:02Yeah, right.
01:15:03Like that's going to happen?
01:15:05Wait, I've got an idea.
01:15:06Come on.
01:15:20We needed Cody's help.
01:15:22But when I finally caught up with him and saw him punked out, I realized he was going through an
01:15:26identity crisis.
01:15:27And that wasn't all he was confused about.
01:15:29Cody, what'd you do to yourself?
01:15:33Okay, I know I seems desperate, but I tried flattery, even concert tickets.
01:15:37It got me zilch.
01:15:38It's obvious it's just a ghost for bad boys.
01:15:40If Tess doesn't get the message that I like her now, I'm going to have to become a monk.
01:15:46Emily, don't look at me like that.
01:15:47Do I look that ridiculous?
01:15:48I'm Tess.
01:15:50Oh, my gosh.
01:15:52You're...
01:15:54I'm dead.
01:15:59Cody, snap out of it.
01:16:00We need your help.
01:16:02Anything.
01:16:07Filthy.
01:16:12Here's the sketch of the new sculpture Dad's been working on.
01:16:15Like it?
01:16:16It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
01:16:20Why don't you go see if you can help the caterers set up?
01:16:33Meet me at the loading site.
01:16:35I've seen Max's new work.
01:16:39Now, you ignoramus.
01:16:41I need as many copies of that as you can make.
01:16:44Chop, chop.
01:16:45I can't believe people buy this stuff.
01:16:47Oh, believe.
01:16:48I'm going to be rich, rich, rich.
01:16:50Everyone's going to want one of these new statutes.
01:16:52Especially the people who bought the old ones.
01:16:54I'm going to be so filthy rich selling Max Tyler's knockoffs.
01:17:00I won't need them anymore.
01:17:03Got it.
01:17:15This is great.
01:17:16Complete departure from his earlier stuff.
01:17:18Oh, well, it's so refreshing, don't you think?
01:17:21I told Maxwell, this public's ready for a new departure.
01:17:25He's right.
01:17:26This new work is so exciting.
01:17:28I have to have a piece for my collection.
01:17:31Come on, honey, let's get one.
01:17:32Great.
01:17:35Nigel's rich, Nigel's rich, Nigel's rolling in the dough.
01:17:38And the best part of this little scam is no one's going to know.
01:17:44Where is my meal ticket?
01:17:48It's his opening.
01:17:52Well, you can't be expected to do everything.
01:17:58Hello?
01:17:59Brooke can't come to the phone right now.
01:18:01Please leave a message after the tone.
01:18:04Uh, Brooke?
01:18:06Hi.
01:18:07Max again.
01:18:08Still trying to reach you.
01:18:10I've left messages here.
01:18:12I've left them at the store.
01:18:15Please call me.
01:18:18There you are.
01:18:20Your new work has your public all abuzz.
01:18:23They're crying for a speech.
01:18:25Oh, Nigel, I don't want to.
01:18:27I just, I don't care if they like it or not, Nigel.
01:18:30Don't just come down there with me.
01:18:33I'll do all the talking, friend.
01:18:35Fine.
01:18:35Fine.
01:18:36You do the talking.
01:18:37You always do.
01:18:55Maxwell Tyler, everyone.
01:18:57Oh.
01:19:02Good evening, and gracious thanks for sharing in this exciting evening.
01:19:07When Maxwell told me he was working on something transitional, I knew it would be something wonderful.
01:19:13And that's why I told him to go for it.
01:19:16Dad, you've got to listen to this.
01:19:18Girl, later, later.
01:19:19But, Dad!
01:19:20I said later.
01:19:20That's why it gives me great pleasure to present his new work today.
01:19:25Give me the tape.
01:19:26When I found Maxwell Tyler, he was practically starving on the street.
01:19:31But, thanks to my artistic guidance, he's become a star.
01:19:36I guess you could say I've been more than an agent.
01:19:39More than a friend.
01:19:40Nigel, give me that.
01:19:41I've been his muse.
01:19:43Is anyone here buying this bologna?
01:19:45You want to hear some straight talk?
01:19:47Listen to this song.
01:19:49Crank it up, Cody.
01:19:50What are you doing?
01:19:52I need as many copies of that as you can make.
01:19:54You can make.
01:19:55You can make.
01:19:55You can make.
01:19:55You can make.
01:19:55I'm going to be rich, rich, rich.
01:19:57Filthy, filthy rich.
01:19:59Selling Max Tyler's knockoffs.
01:20:01Knockoffs.
01:20:02Knockoffs.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:05Nigel.
01:20:06I did the mix.
01:20:07Tell our dad how you've been forging his sculptures.
01:20:10And selling fakes to all these honest people.
01:20:13That's ridiculous.
01:20:14I've been doing no such thing.
01:20:18Nigel.
01:20:25Is this true?
01:20:27If you ask me, you should send the two little nosy brats to boarding school.
01:20:33Did I say that out loud?
01:20:35Yeah, Nigel.
01:20:36You did.
01:20:37You don't honestly believe I would forge your art just to make money?
01:20:40See, what I do, I don't do for money.
01:20:42Of course you don't.
01:20:44Someone has to look out for your financial well-being.
01:20:47I think the only person you've been looking out for is yourself.
01:20:50Oh, fuck off, you bloody ingrate.
01:20:52After everything I've done for you, I'm entitled to a property.
01:20:55You and the little rugrats can eat my skivvies.
01:20:58Nobody talks about my girls like that.
01:21:03You're fired!
01:21:06And you can lose the phony British accent.
01:21:09Everybody knows you're from New Jersey.
01:21:12My new suit!
01:21:15Just get away from me!
01:21:16Get away!
01:21:17All right, that's it.
01:21:19Party's over.
01:21:20Everybody go home.
01:21:27Come here.
01:21:29Give me a minute.
01:21:46Daddy, are you going to be mad at us forever?
01:21:50Monster, munchkin, pull up a seat.
01:21:53Come on.
01:21:58I'm not mad at you.
01:21:59No, Dad, you're worse than mad.
01:22:01You're sad.
01:22:03We're really sorry.
01:22:04We messed things up big time.
01:22:07Especially for you and Brooke.
01:22:09Don't worry about it.
01:22:12I think Brooke and me, we just...
01:22:16We weren't meant to be.
01:22:17No, Dad, Nigel wasn't meant to be.
01:22:20I could just...
01:22:21I think all of us, especially me,
01:22:24we have to stop focusing on what's happened in the past.
01:22:28We need a new start.
01:22:30A fresh beginning.
01:22:31Agreed?
01:22:33Sure, Dad.
01:22:34Whatever you say.
01:22:35From now on,
01:22:37we're just going to be the three of us.
01:22:38Our family.
01:22:40I'll be spending a lot more time with you two.
01:22:42No more distractions.
01:22:44No more of these extra people.
01:22:46Definitely...
01:22:48Definitely no more girlfriends.
01:22:49All right.
01:22:51Just be my two favorites.
01:22:53Huh?
01:22:53Come here.
01:22:54Come here.
01:22:55Come here.
01:23:00Come here.
01:23:02Now, come on.
01:23:03Let's get out of here.
01:23:05You really, Mrs. Brooke?
01:23:06Look, we've got to do something.
01:23:17So this is why you dragged me to the museum.
01:23:22Can we talk to you?
01:23:23We really need to explain something.
01:23:26Mom, please listen to them.
01:23:32All right.
01:23:34Dad!
01:23:35Dad!
01:23:36Look!
01:23:37Where are you two, Ben?
01:23:38Haven't you seen the news?
01:23:40I don't have time for television.
01:23:41We got work to do.
01:23:41Your dad is at it again.
01:23:43There's another message over the Sunset Strip, but this time it's for him.
01:23:47We don't know who the lucky lady is, but it just goes to show it does pay to advertise.
01:23:52I thought I told you girls never to do something like this ever again.
01:23:56We didn't do it.
01:23:57Honest.
01:23:58If you didn't, who did?
01:23:59Here in Los Angeles, people will do anything that gets noticed.
01:24:17So why am I always the last to know everything around here?
01:24:21Well, I figured the only way to catch your attention was with an impressive visual statement.
01:24:27Well.
01:24:29You certainly are.
01:24:32But I was talking about the billboard.
01:24:35I figure the billboard says it all.
01:24:38Well.
01:24:40Not everyone.
01:24:57And everyone lived happily ever after.
01:24:59Even me.
01:25:00Unless there's something for Macy and us sharing.
01:25:03Trust me.
01:25:04You're happy.
01:25:07Not that happy.
01:25:10All right.
01:25:11I'm happy too.
01:25:12But don't tell anybody.
01:25:14Happy is bad for my image.
01:25:15See?
01:25:16Everyone lived happily ever after.
01:25:18Well.
01:25:20Almost everyone.
01:25:27Lovely original artwork here.
01:25:30Get your lovely original artwork.
01:25:32Something to hang over the mantelpiece.
01:25:34Lovely original artwork.
01:25:36Fascinating dogs playing fascinating dog tricks.
01:25:39On a fascinating tapestry surf.
01:25:42Lovely original work.
01:25:43You, ma'am.
01:25:44You look like a woman that needs a dog over her mantelpiece today.
01:25:51Bye.
01:26:01Bye.
01:26:04Bye.
01:26:06Bye.
01:26:08Bye.
01:26:10Bye.
01:26:12Bye.
01:26:16Bye.
01:26:16Bye.
01:26:17Bye.
01:26:17Bye.
01:26:18Bye.
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