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00:03Ho, ha, ho, ha, Donkey Kong!
00:07Hey yo, look out down below, here comes Banana Slumber!
00:21Donkey Kong!
00:25Ho, ha, ho, ha, Donkey Kong!
00:40Ho, ha, ho, ha, Donkey Kong!
00:44Hey yo, look out down below, here comes Banana Slumber!
00:50The Kongabondo Zero!
00:52Hey yo, Donkey Kong, let's go, let's go!
00:55Here comes Banana Slumber!
00:58Ho, ha, ho!
01:20You say you gotta be young to rock, but Cranky's gonna show you how to walk the walk!
01:25I'll show you moves that you've never seen, that take you to places you've never been!
01:31I know you're thinking that I'm much too old, but when they meet Cranky they broke the mold!
01:55Look!
01:56What?
01:57I've got to show you if I've been young, this old body will never give up!
02:06Come!
02:07Surrender, Cranky!
02:09Hand over the coconut, you spineless simian!
02:13Come here, you dried up salamanders, you fish food additives!
02:16I'll whap you, I'll squash you, I'll...
02:19I'll...
02:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
02:23String him up!
02:24Um, uh, uh...
02:26String him up!
02:29Ah, Perrians bunch of Jurassic wannabes!
02:32At last, my dreams come true, my star is risen, the crystal coconut is mine, all mine!
02:42Hey, Cranky, open up!
02:44Yikes, Donkey Kong! Lizards, slither away!
02:49Cranky, it's Donkey Kong and Diddy, open up!
02:52Gotta lend me your vacuum cleaner, Cranky. Candy's coming over for lunch.
02:57His place is a mess, a total sky!
03:00Where do you keep it?
03:02Closet. Closet? Of course!
03:07Uh, cupboard? I'll check the cupboard!
03:13Kitchen! I'll scan the kitchen.
03:17Whoa! Got anything to munch on, Cranky?
03:20Crackers? Nah, I was thinking more along the line of bananas.
03:26Dopes! A couple of big dopes!
03:34Jack, boss! It's in the cupboard! You were right, Cranky!
03:39As soon as I'm done with it, it's back here.
03:42Wrong side of the bed or what?
03:48If I was 40 years younger, I'd bet I'd see my...
03:57Dude, frankly, I gotta tell you, I'm totally mortified.
04:02Mixed two of us.
04:04That's right. Check it out. I'm the Stutley Dude material you're made of.
04:10You're me? Or were me? 40 years ago? What happened?
04:16See you next fall.
04:20Get out of my face, Scram. Who needs you?
04:24Later, dude.
04:27Come back!
04:28Oh, my back. My back.
04:30Dude, I'm funny. You're not.
04:33I was thinking, somewhere along the way, you lost your sense of humor.
04:38Hmm. Maybe.
04:40So, let's mix some up.
04:43That's it. I'll cook up a couple of really good laughs.
04:46That'll cure me. You make me feel 40 years younger.
04:50I forget what it takes.
04:52Hopeless.
04:53Start with some macaroni and cheese.
04:56Hmm, right.
04:58Macaroni and cheese.
05:00Next is...
05:01Starts with a J.
05:04J.
05:05Jelly beans.
05:07Ray, Ray, that's coming back.
05:08Cat's Cradle.
05:09Chocolate syrup.
05:10Round grass.
05:11Dehydrated cookie batter.
05:12And powdered yo-yos.
05:14Stir it up.
05:16Hey, easy on the yo-yo.
05:19What's wrong with yo-yo?
05:21I like yo-yos.
05:25Bottoms up.
05:34Time to show Karul who really rules this jungle.
05:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
05:42We're gathered today for the Congo Bongo Banana Peel Grand Prix.
05:45Gentlemen, start your engines.
05:50Hey, Sarah!
05:51Oh, no.
05:52This is gonna turn out bad, bad, bad.
05:54Dinky, don't get too carried away.
05:56You know, out of control.
05:57Donkey Kong takes the early lead.
05:59Coming into the first turn, it's Donkey Kong!
06:02What traction through the treacherous terrain?
06:05Oh, no.
06:06I don't think so.
06:07You're gonna lose control!
06:11It's the line!
06:13Come back!
06:14Run away!
06:20You broke Inky's vacuum, DK.
06:24It's busted.
06:25Boom, finished.
06:26Looks like it's gonna be takeout for Candy and me.
06:36This is our strategy.
06:38We are here.
06:39And the crystal coconut is there.
06:42Here, there.
06:43Here, there.
06:44Get it?
06:47The Lanner Slammer!
06:51Who's he?
06:52A stray?
06:53A marauder?
06:54A vigilante?
06:55Or just a dumb ape?
06:58Come on, you oo-sucking pond gags.
07:01I'm in the mood to wrestle a couple of overgrown newts.
07:05What the...
07:05Who you calling a newt?
07:16I find your spunk.
07:18I'll find you a couple of reptiles to wrestle.
07:27he's gonna be mad mad mad how are you gonna explain it i don't know yet i'll come up with
07:33something besides we didn't do it on purpose the thing went berserko
07:41hey no one's home come on let's stash it and you'll never even notice
07:47i want a banana how could you think about bananas now i can't help it i always got bananas on
07:55the
07:55brain nothing whoa want a slug no and you shouldn't either you don't even know what that stuff is
08:07come on let's get out of here before cranky comes home
08:14not bad tastes like yo-yos you're gonna be late for lunch candy's gonna throw up a bit
08:20i can see it already let's get a move on
08:32hey you're lucky dk no candy yet so no tizzy
08:44hey who are you where'd you come from donkey kong get in here okay okay i got the point
08:53chill out dk will make it all better as soon as he gets here
08:59he was right behind me dk get in here
09:04banana slim
09:08banana slim
09:10donkey kong it's you what happened oh no that stuff you drank at cranky's and turned you into
09:17baby kong baby kong and decay it's me candy it's lunch time
09:31She's here, DK. What do we do? What do we do?
09:34D, D, D, D.
09:37She came to have lunch with DK.
09:40Big, tall, with lots of muscles, DK.
09:43Not the half-pint version.
09:45Hey, DK, I brought your favorite.
09:48A three-layer cake. Banana, banana, banana.
09:52Banana, banana, banana.
09:54Hey, Candy, you look great.
09:57Really? Now, what is it? New hair?
10:00Uh, no, no, no. Let me guess, um, um, it's, uh...
10:03Did he? Where is he? Am I being stood up?
10:07D, D, D, D, D.
10:10Uh, no. Not exactly standing up.
10:13All right. What's going on here? Is he up there?
10:17Um, um, the elevator. Yeah, it's not working.
10:20Nada, we're trapped. You're trapped.
10:22D, D, D, D.
10:24Will you be quiet? I'm trying to get us out of this jam.
10:27Do I look like a sucker?
10:29I'm coming up.
10:34Oh, no. Don't come in.
10:37Uh, uh, you see, you can't come in here because, uh, um, um, because...
10:42Because why?
10:43Because it's a surprise.
10:47A surprise?
10:49What?
10:53Okay, you guys, what's going on here?
10:56Uh-huh.
10:57Uh-huh.
10:58Uh-huh.
10:59Uh-huh.
11:00Uh-huh.
11:00Whose name is that?
11:01Uh-huh.
11:02Uh-huh.
11:04Uh-huh.
11:05Uh-huh.
11:18Uh-huh.
11:22Uh-huh.
11:29Uh-huh.
11:36Uh-huh.
11:39Uh-huh.
11:40None of my sources have seen or heard of him before.
11:42Really?
11:43A rogue?
11:44A renegade?
11:45An upstart?
11:46Perhaps we could use him.
11:48What a dork, a bonehead, an egomaniac.
11:52What was I thinking?
11:54Let me go, you dim-with-it, Bonkak!
12:02He's adorable!
12:07Not bright, but adorable.
12:09Kinda like DK.
12:11Where is the big guy, anyway? I have to get back to work pretty soon.
12:15He's around, you know. He'll be back.
12:19As soon as I figure out how to get you back to normal.
12:22Hang tight, buddy. I'm gonna go to Cranky's for help.
12:25Um, I gotta make a banana run for the baby.
12:28You mind watching him for a bit?
12:30No! Go! Go!
12:32I'm gonna wait here for DK, anyway.
12:35Baby Kong?
12:39Whatcha got there?
12:41Yandy! Yandy!
12:43Yandy!
12:47Hip-hop, hip-hop, whatcha got?
12:51A big fat butt!
12:53Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop...
12:59Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boo!
13:01Hip-hop, hip-hop, oh! What the...
13:06Prisoner's loose! After him!
13:11There's a little sight, a wagon load of nudes.
13:15Yipes, it's a reptilian cotillion!
13:18Surrender! You have no way out!
13:29Where'd he go?
13:32My muscles! My strength! My face! I'm not a stud muffin anymore!
13:38Seize him!
13:39Not so fast, not so fast! I surrender! I have a proposition!
13:47Out with it, you old windbag! What's the deal?
13:51I thought perhaps an arrangement, a trade. I've cooked up a potion, a youth serum you might be interested in.
13:59No compromises! The crystal coconut is all I want! No coconut, no deal!
14:06Donkey Kong! Where are you?
14:16The time has come for me to help decay, swing to action, and finally save the day.
14:26Everybody see what I can do, cause it's getting to the rescue.
14:35I can do, most anything, that Donkey Kong can do.
14:43Ah!
14:44Don't take too much to, get me excited.
14:48Get out of my way, something is coming through!
14:53At last! I am all-powerful, the supreme leader, the grand poobah of evil!
15:00Heaps!
15:02Oh, beautiful orb of power!
15:05Open it!
15:06Over my dead body!
15:09Open it at once, or I'll roast you for lunch!
15:12Yikes! I don't want to be a hero that bad!
15:22Whose widdle widdle baby's all cozy?
15:26Baby Kong's gonna be a good widdle baby and go sleepy-bye!
15:31Andy! Baby!
15:34No, Auntie Andy has to go back to worky for that silly turkey.
15:39Are you talking baby talk on company time?
15:41Luster!
15:42You scared me.
15:44You clocked in late?
15:46But...
15:47Don't be denying it, I checked your time card, exactly 3 minutes and 46 seconds, late!
15:51Because of a leisurely lunch with Donkey Kong.
15:53No, he never showed up.
15:55Instead, I got stuck babysitting his nephew.
15:58Nephew?
15:58He's gone!
16:00Who's gone?
16:01Baby Kong!
16:05Stop this thing!
16:07What are you doing?
16:11Alright, no more messing around.
16:14It's nap time for baby Kong.
16:18You be a good widdle baby now.
16:23And Yandy, you go back to work.
16:27Now!
16:29I'm the boss, and the boss says...
16:31Move it.
16:38Cranky!
16:39Cranky!
16:40What are you doing here?
16:42It's an emergency.
16:43Where's Donkey Kong?
16:45I couldn't tell you.
16:47You had lunch with him?
16:48That big dope stood me up.
16:50Instead, I'm stuck babysitting his nephew.
16:53His nephew?
16:54Donkey Kong doesn't have a nephew.
16:56So what do you call that?
17:00Cranky!
17:11Cranky!
17:11Down!
17:12Down!
17:14Down!
17:14There!
17:14Get back, you rat rat!
17:21Babycorn! No!
17:28Babycorn!
17:29Come back, Babycorn!
17:39Babycorn!
17:42Babycorn!
17:43Come out, come out, wherever you are!
17:47Hey, candy!
17:49Daddy, what are you doing back here?
17:51I came to get Donkey... I mean Babycorn!
17:55I don't know where he is!
17:59There! In that barrel! That way!
18:02Hurry! Get him!
18:05Which way did he go?
18:06No!
18:10No! Doc!
18:14Oh no!
18:16Babycorn, look out!
18:18Help!
18:21Babycorn, wait up for me!
18:27Yes!
18:29Finally, mine!
18:31I win!
18:33I win!
18:35Nice to be winners for once!
18:38Huh?
18:38Yup!
18:40What's that?
18:45No!
18:47My coconut!
18:48Ooh!
18:50Pretty!
18:51It is!
18:52Nothing but a pipsqueak!
18:54Give me my coconut!
18:56Bouncy, bouncy, folly!
18:59You miniature monkey!
19:01Give it back!
19:03Ha!
19:04I order you, release the coconut!
19:08Hey, DK!
19:10Oops!
19:11Yes!
19:13Can we help you?
19:15I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I meant Babykong!
19:18Ha-ha!
19:18There you are, Babykong!
19:21Shhh!
19:22Oh!
19:23Very funny!
19:24Enough with the fun and games!
19:26Now pass it back here.
19:28Uh-uh. Banana-rema-bananza?
19:32Spoilers!
19:36We've been duped by a baby.
19:39This is getting on my nerves.
19:42Follow them!
19:49Watch out.
19:51Company, make like a barrel.
19:54The art of camouflage, the element of surprise.
19:59Hello! Anybody home?
20:02Ooh, it's Klump.
20:05What do you want?
20:06You know exactly what I want.
20:10Surrender the coconut and we'll call off the siege.
20:14We?
20:15All I see is one fat loony lizard and a bunch of old barrels.
20:22Heavily armed barrels.
20:24What do we do now, DK?
20:30Now we're under attack!
20:32Ready, aim, fire!
20:38Yeah, what a mess.
20:40You could use a cleaning.
20:41Hey, let's do the floor.
20:46Oh, no!
20:48We're surrounded!
20:50Ready, squash'em, and...
20:54Let's go!
21:04Where'd they go?
21:05Let's go!
21:08Just the two I'm looking for.
21:12And just the thing I'm looking for.
21:15Now, give your dear, dear Uncle Karul his coconut.
21:20I'll give you a whole bunch of bananas.
21:24Yummy, yummy!
21:25Yeah!
21:27Oh, so you want to play games, do you?
21:29All right.
21:30Let's pretend you're the quarterback,
21:32and I'll be the receiver.
21:34He calls back.
21:36He splits the defense.
21:37Cuts to the left.
21:38Fakes to the right.
21:39So long!
21:40So long, baby Kong!
21:43I'm open!
21:44I'm open!
21:47I'm...
21:48I'm...
21:50losing it!
21:52Hand over the coconut, you half-pike primate!
21:56No!
21:57No!
21:57No!
21:59Oh, dear.
22:01Oh, retreat!
22:03Donkey Kong!
22:06Donkey Kong!
22:07Good match.
22:09Once again, you win, I lose.
22:11No harm, no foul.
22:13Let's call it a day.
22:15But is it?
22:17Banana Slam!
22:22Woe is me.
22:24This close, this...
22:26Close to triumph.
22:28Stiff up a lip, your majesty.
22:30We'll get them next time.
22:31Ah, will there be a next time for me?
22:35I'm just...
22:36No, pride-up, lizard.
22:39Ah, will there be a little something?
22:44Perhaps Cranky's youth serum will give me back my fighting spirit.
22:57Your majesty.
22:59Your majesty!
23:01Where'd you go?
23:03Puppy!
23:16Good boy!
23:17Hello, everyone.
23:18Thanks for listening.
23:18I'm sorry.
23:24Hey!
23:24Here we go.
23:30Bye!
23:30Bye!
23:32Hi!
23:32Oh, my God.
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