Dr. Dolittle (1998)

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00:03:55TELL ME ABOUT IT

00:03:55YES MARK

00:03:56YES I DID

00:03:57GO OVER THE PROPOSAL

00:03:58I THINK IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

00:03:59OKAY I'M ON MY WAY IN NOW

00:04:01Maya

00:04:02WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT

00:04:03IT'S FOR MY SWAN EGG

00:04:04I FOUND IN THE PARK

00:04:05REALLY

00:04:06IT LOOKS LIKE IT'D BE

00:04:06A GOOD OMLET

00:04:07DAD IS GONNA HATCH IN THE DAY NOW

00:04:09WELL YOU'RE GONNA MISS THAT

00:04:10BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE IN CAMP

00:04:11BUT DAD I CAN'T GO TO CAMP

00:04:13BECAUSE WHEN A BABY BIRD HATCHES

00:04:14THE FIRST THING IT SEES

00:04:15IT BONDS WITH IT

00:04:16AND I WANT IT TO BE ME

00:04:17YOU KNOW MAYA

00:04:18IT IS NOT NORMAL OR HEALTHY

00:04:19for you to spend all your time in your little experiments.

00:04:21You know what would be a good experiment for you?

00:04:23For you to spend some time with some kids your own age at camp,

00:04:26which is exactly where you're going this Sunday.

00:04:28You're being dropped off at camp.

00:04:29You mean dumping me off?

00:04:30Then what about my pet egg?

00:04:32Here.

00:04:33Here's half a dozen pet eggs to take with you to camp.

00:04:36Stop it.

00:04:37I don't know what all the fuss is about.

00:04:38We wouldn't have bought you that thing anyway.

00:04:40You got a pet.

00:04:40What was that pet rat thing that we bought?

00:04:42A guinea pig.

00:04:43Yeah, we got you the guinea rat, and the thing died.

00:04:45It's not our fault that it died.

00:04:47It didn't die.

00:04:47His name is Roddy, and he's in my room.

00:04:49The thing's still alive.

00:04:50So why are you bothering me about this swan?

00:04:52I'm going to work.

00:04:53I'm out of here.

00:04:54Goodbye.

00:04:54Bye-bye.

00:04:55Everybody, good.

00:04:55Have a nice day, everybody.

00:04:57Nice day.

00:05:04Johnny.

00:05:04John, Gene has got some quams about the new proposal.

00:05:07I'd like you very much to talk about that.

00:05:08No room for qualms, Gene.

00:05:09No room for qualms.

00:05:10No qualms.

00:05:11No, there's just one or two.

00:05:11No, qualms are bad.

00:05:13Qualms are bad.

00:05:14Listen to Johnny.

00:05:14Qualms are bad.

00:05:15What qualms I'd like to discuss?

00:05:16You know what it is?

00:05:18I'm just afraid that if we let a big company, things like CalNet, take us over, you know,

00:05:23we're not going to be us anymore.

00:05:26You know?

00:05:27We'd be them.

00:05:28Let me explain something to you, Gene.

00:05:30Them has the best hospitals, and them has the best laboratories, and them is going to

00:05:35pay us a very big, giant amount of money.

00:05:37You know what I'm saying?

00:05:38I swear, I swear to God, that when I think about the money, I get teary.

00:05:41Huge.

00:05:41Look at me.

00:05:43You see, those are real tears in his eyes.

00:05:45So, Saturday morning, we're sitting down with the CalNet people.

00:05:47I'll see you all there.

00:05:48I'm very, very excited about this.

00:05:50Hey, wait.

00:05:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:05:50Saturday morning?

00:05:52I'm supposed to take my family to the country this week.

00:05:55Well, don't.

00:05:57You see?

00:05:58It's happening already.

00:05:59What?

00:05:59John, you're being forced to neglect your family.

00:06:03Gene, relax.

00:06:04No such thing.

00:06:06This is, uh, Mrs. O'Brien?

00:06:09Yes.

00:06:09How are you?

00:06:10Not so.

00:06:11Is your tummy still?

00:06:12Uh-huh.

00:06:12Oh.

00:06:13Okay.

00:06:13Saturday morning, guys, Gene.

00:06:14No tank tops, please.

00:06:16No tank tops.

00:06:17Mrs. Parkes?

00:06:18Yes, doctor.

00:06:20Mrs. Parkes.

00:06:21Have you eaten shellfish again?

00:06:23Just soft-shell crab.

00:06:24And what's the middle word?

00:06:25Shell.

00:06:26Exactly.

00:06:27Rodney's lost.

00:06:28He's not in his cage.

00:06:30Well, y'all got to get going.

00:06:31I'll find your hamster for you.

00:06:32He's a guinea pig.

00:06:34More that.

00:06:34It's a rodent.

00:06:35I'll find the rodent.

00:06:36Hey, nutmeg, let's go.

00:06:40You better wipe that look off your face.

00:06:43That's a little better.

00:06:45Your daughter's turning into a little wise-ass.

00:06:47She's turning into a little you.

00:06:49You know, there's more to this HMO deal for money.

00:06:52You sell, they own you.

00:06:54This is going to be good for us.

00:06:56Watch.

00:06:56God, I'm so tired of that route.

00:06:59It's always for us, John.

00:07:00But sometimes I don't know who us is.

00:07:02You don't know who us is.

00:07:03Us is us.

00:07:04Me and you and my aunt Charisse, Lisa.

00:07:06Lisa, the more money you have, the more time you get to spend with your family.

00:07:09That's the way it boils down.

00:07:11That's true.

00:07:12And in the meantime, you're just going to have to make it through and be happy with this beautiful, fancy

00:07:15sports car you always wanted.

00:07:16Right here.

00:07:17It's beautiful.

00:07:18Ah, John, you didn't.

00:07:20No, I didn't.

00:07:21The van's around the corner.

00:07:22But I saw how fluttery you got, so don't tell me you don't care about money.

00:07:24Oh, John, you didn't.

00:07:27You didn't.

00:07:27That's not funny.

00:07:28Oh, John.

00:07:29So, Daddy, you have to find Rodney.

00:07:32I'll find Rodney for you.

00:07:33I'll put down some of that sticky paper.

00:07:35No, don't put down the sticky paper.

00:07:36No, don't worry.

00:07:37The sticky paper's fine.

00:07:38You peel them right off it and you'll live.

00:07:39I won't do it.

00:07:40I'll tell you what.

00:07:41I will turn the house upside down and I will find Rodney for you.

00:07:44Yes?

00:07:45Okay?

00:07:45Just bring him with you and call me if my egg starts to happen.

00:07:48I will call you if the egg starts to happen.

00:08:19I will call you if the egg starts to happen.

00:08:38Let's go.

00:08:39Let's go.

00:08:40Get in there and you stay in there.

00:08:57Do a little.

00:09:02Miss Parkes, do you have a death wish?

00:09:05But I took it out of the shell.

00:09:08Can I talk to you for a minute?

00:09:10Sure.

00:09:13You couldn't tell what this was without me.

00:09:14Oh, I knew what it was.

00:09:16She was frightened.

00:09:17She wanted her doctor.

00:09:18It's a beautiful thing.

00:09:19That's a beautiful thing?

00:09:21That's a beautiful thing.

00:09:22How old are you?

00:09:2326.

00:09:24You spend all your time down here, right?

00:09:26Probably grab your naps curled up in the break room with that little cot back there.

00:09:29A little occasional nookie with one of the interns in the closet or something.

00:09:32Well, I have a real life, okay?

00:09:34And I'd appreciate it if you only called me down here when it was a real emergency.

00:09:38If one of my patients comes in here carrying his own head, call me.

00:09:41Somebody comes in with a bicycle halfway up their ass, call me.

00:09:43You understand?

00:09:44Yeah, I understand.

00:09:45So you want me to give her the injection?

00:09:48I would not be a smartass right now if I was you.

00:09:51Make little smart statements to me at 2 o'clock in the morning after I can.

00:10:08Is there something wrong, doctor?

00:10:11Oh, that was part of this.

00:10:16There we go.

00:10:18Okay.

00:10:20You're welcome.

00:11:33Let me start by saying thank you very much for giving up part of your weekend.

00:11:38We just want to make sure we can answer any and all of your questions.

00:11:42We want you all to be comfortable with what we're proposing.

00:11:45And speaking of which, it explains the details of the buyout.

00:11:49Now, the financial information you're probably most interested in is on page four.

00:11:54Oh, wow.

00:11:55Four million dollars.

00:11:56That's pretty comfortable.

00:11:57I'm comfortable.

00:11:58Very.

00:11:59You comfortable, Gino?

00:12:00Um, actually, I have some questions.

00:12:02No, you don't.

00:12:04Yes, I do.

00:12:04Um, I was wondering, are we going to have to cut back on our staff?

00:12:08Yes, unfortunately.

00:12:09We're going to have to make some staff cuts.

00:12:11Bread?

00:12:12No, thank you.

00:12:15No, thank you.

00:12:17Yeah, you offered me some bread and I don't want any things.

00:12:20Oh, so you have no problem with minor staff cuts?

00:12:23Hey, you're going to share that bread or what?

00:12:24You just said you didn't want it.

00:12:26You did not.

00:12:27Is it some kind of joke?

00:12:28You're tripping.

00:12:29Absolutely not.

00:12:30Bagel chips.

00:12:31Back off or you'll find your nuts in a tree.

00:12:33Oh, oh, where's the luck?

00:12:34Oh, where's the luck?

00:12:34So, John, do you have a problem with that or not, John?

00:12:39Watch your head.

00:12:39I'm flying here.

00:12:40Okay, that's about enough meeting for me.

00:12:42I got to get going.

00:12:43This was a great meeting and very productive, wonderful meeting.

00:12:46I'm looking forward to seeing you guys on Monday.

00:12:48I'll talk to you later.

00:12:49Excuse me.

00:12:52John, you've been on call all night, Mr. Calloway.

00:12:55He's very excited.

00:13:05You've got to move it.

00:13:09I said let's go.

00:13:10You can't park here.

00:13:11Let's move it.

00:13:12Oh, jeez.

00:13:13Thanks.

00:13:13Okay, I'm moving.

00:13:30Ridiculous.

00:13:47Boy, we got some fresh air here.

00:13:49Yeah, you know, that's the thing about the city.

00:13:51You don't realize it.

00:13:53Whoa.

00:13:54Whoa.

00:13:56Oh, I should have put on my seatbelt.

00:13:59Easy doc, easy doc.

00:14:01Slow your butt down.

00:14:03Whoa.

00:14:07Jeez Louise, that didn't seem too safe.

00:14:09Whoa.

00:14:10My back hurt.

00:14:12This is a dream.

00:14:14I'm dreaming right now.

00:14:16Whoa.

00:14:16Hold it.

00:14:17Stop.

00:14:17You're talking and I understand you.

00:14:20I see those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't affect me.

00:14:23Now, 15 years later, this shit starts happening to me.

00:14:26Okay, let's chill.

00:14:27Let's just chill.

00:14:30I'm not going to chill.

00:14:31You want to chill.

00:14:33Oh, what are you doing?

00:14:34Switch inside?

00:14:35All right, come on.

00:14:36Hey, I can't drive.

00:14:38Out.

00:14:39Let's go.

00:14:41Need some help?

00:14:42Oh, no, I'm, we're, we're fine.

00:14:44I'm just stretching my legs a little here.

00:14:46Ask her if she's got any letters.

00:14:48Shut your mouth.

00:14:48Shut your little furry mouth right now.

00:14:50You sure you're okay?

00:14:54Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

00:14:57That's good.

00:14:58Thank you so much.

00:15:00Goodbye.

00:15:01Now what?

00:15:04Hey, hey.

00:15:05You're a monster.

00:15:06Hey, what are you doing?

00:15:07Leave me alone.

00:15:07Hey.

00:15:08What are you, nuts?

00:15:09Hey, hey, I'm Rose.

00:15:11You stay away, I'll kill you.

00:15:12Don't leave me out here.

00:15:13It's hot.

00:15:14Hey, what kind of duck are you?

00:15:16Hey, duck, this is cruel to animal.

00:15:21Come on, I'm your friend.

00:15:24I'm your buddy.

00:15:27Reverse.

00:15:30That's it.

00:15:31Back up.

00:15:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:15:33Don't run over the cage now.

00:15:38Oh, man, you scared the crap out of me.

00:15:41See?

00:15:41There it is.

00:15:42Shut up.

00:15:43Shut up right now.

00:15:44If you say one more word, one more,

00:15:47I'm going to leave you here in the middle of the road.

00:15:48Understand?

00:15:49Okay, okay, okay.

00:15:53Oh, stop.

00:15:54Slow down.

00:15:56Shut up.

00:15:56I can hear you up there.

00:15:57Shut up.

00:15:58Come on, duck.

00:15:59I'm getting whiskey whipped up here.

00:16:01One more word.

00:16:01I'm going to pull over and let you out the car.

00:16:03I'll let you out your cage and leave you in a while.

00:16:05With the real animals.

00:16:07See how much talk you do when a couple of real squirrels

00:16:09are kicking in your ass.

00:16:10Fine, then I'll just say.

00:16:12The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

00:16:16You know it is.

00:16:17Turn this radio.

00:16:17This guinea pig is blowing in the wind.

00:16:20I can't hear you.

00:16:21Come on, let me in the car.

00:16:22I can't hear you.

00:16:23Hey, why they call me guinea pig anyway?

00:16:25I'm not Italian, and I'm not Paul.

00:16:32Grandpa, did Daddy learn how to be bossy from you?

00:16:35Maya, don't talk to your grandfather that way.

00:16:38He said he didn't learn it from his mother.

00:16:40God rest her soul.

00:16:43Baby, one day you'll understand that sometimes your parents

00:16:45do know what they're doing.

00:16:53I made it!

00:16:55Daddy, what's Roddy doing on the roof?

00:16:58I thought the fresh air would do him something good.

00:17:01Hey, baby.

00:17:02Are you all right?

00:17:02Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

00:17:04Hey, Daddy.

00:17:05Lunatic!

00:17:06Hey, Daddy, we still got those BB guns

00:17:07I used to play with when I was little?

00:17:09Crazy man!

00:17:10BB guns?

00:17:11Psycho!

00:17:12Son, I think you need a vacation.

00:17:15Oh, yeah, and I'm going to have one, too.

00:17:17This is beautiful.

00:17:18Excuse me, honey.

00:17:19Hey!

00:17:19What the heck's that called?

00:17:24I think we should get rid of Maya's little rat thing.

00:17:27He's a guinea pig.

00:17:28I don't know why you let him get to you.

00:17:42I'm not letting him get to me at all.

00:17:44Not the least bit.

00:17:46Good.

00:17:52I'll be right back.

00:17:54Is it all right if I wait in the bed naked?

00:17:56Yeah.

00:17:58Time to come out of these drawers, then.

00:18:01Hello?

00:18:03Yoo-hoo!

00:18:04Out here!

00:18:06Yeah, yeah!

00:18:08Oh, there you are!

00:18:10Oh, my God.

00:18:12Hello!

00:18:13Oh, that's right.

00:18:16You're the one who can hear us, aren't you?

00:18:19I'm not hearing anything.

00:18:20I can't hear you.

00:18:21The whole words are talking about you, you know?

00:18:25Listen, can you do me a favor?

00:18:27Can you just take this stick out of my wing?

00:18:30It's killing me.

00:18:31Can you, huh?

00:18:34Don't worry.

00:18:35I won't hurt you.

00:18:42Ah, much better.

00:18:45Good job.

00:18:51What's happening to me?

00:18:53You're going to be pleasantly surprised, that's right.

00:18:59Oh, my goodness, it's an owl.

00:19:01Yeah, it's a big, nasty owl.

00:19:03Let's go in the house.

00:19:04It's beautiful.

00:19:04Oh, no, they're very dangerous creatures.

00:19:06Oh, no, they're not.

00:19:07Oh, yes, they are.

00:19:08They can just poke your eye out now.

00:19:09Oh, come on.

00:19:10Yes, they can poke your eye out very easily.

00:19:12Take your finger off all of that.

00:19:14Why don't you go messing with that up?

00:19:15Go get in the bed.

00:19:16I'm going to go check on Charisse and Maya

00:19:17and make sure everything is all right.

00:19:18I want to lock the door.

00:19:19Are you okay?

00:19:20I'm fine, you know.

00:19:21Are you sure?

00:19:22Go ahead.

00:19:22Get to bed, please.

00:19:24Okay.

00:19:25Five minutes.

00:19:32Hey, crazy man.

00:19:33I know you're having fun in there.

00:19:35Doing little things.

00:19:37Making a little love.

00:19:39Get down tonight.

00:19:40Hey, get down tonight.

00:19:41Can I make a request?

00:19:42Can I get tuna and oil instead of water?

00:19:44Hey, who put in that bug zapper?

00:19:47Food and food.

00:19:48Couché.

00:19:48Ah, c'est moi.

00:19:49C'est moi.

00:19:50I'm nasty.

00:19:52Yo, looky here.

00:19:54Hey, buddy.

00:19:55My old lady ass, I've been eating trash all night.

00:19:58You dig?

00:19:58Yeah, you're on my tail, you idiot.

00:20:01Got to lose that bug light.

00:20:03Hey, I know you can hear me.

00:20:04Hey, doc.

00:20:05While you're out, get some salmon.

00:20:06You can't go wrong with salmon.

00:20:07Hey, buddy.

00:20:08Oh, now you're broke Mr. Stinky, I think.

00:20:11Keep away from me.

00:20:12John, what are you doing?

00:20:13I have to go back to the city, honey.

00:20:14What?

00:20:15Wait, wait, John, why?

00:20:17John, you just got here.

00:20:18Oh, no, but I need a doctor.

00:20:19I mean, I am a doctor, and I got beef,

00:20:20so I got to go back to the city.

00:20:21If you get beef, you got to go.

00:20:22I'm very sorry, honey.

00:20:23I'll talk to you later.

00:20:27I learned so much.

00:20:40Come on, I got the phone.

00:20:42Pick it up, pick it up.

00:20:43Dr. Lee, doctor.

00:20:44Hello, Sam, how are you?

00:20:45Hi, it's John Doolittle.

00:20:48John.

00:20:48Hey, how you doing?

00:20:50Nice to talk to you.

00:20:51So, you enjoying the summer?

00:20:52Jeez, it's really late, John.

00:20:54It's 1 o'clock in the morning.

00:20:56Is it really 1 o'clock in the morning?

00:20:58Wow, I didn't realize it was that late.

00:20:59I'm sorry.

00:21:00I was just on my way into town.

00:21:01I was wondering if you wanted to get together

00:21:02for a drink or a CAT scan or something.

00:21:06A CAT scan?

00:21:08Can it wait until morning?

00:21:10I love you.

00:21:15No, I'll have to come right now.

00:21:27What's your problem?

00:21:28Your face.

00:21:29Down, down with me.

00:21:30I hit you so hard, you'll see 10 more of me.

00:21:31Well, it already smells like 10 more.

00:21:32You're someone, just bring it on, Cheesy.

00:21:34Come on, bring it up.

00:21:35I'll tear you to pieces.

00:21:36I'll claw you.

00:21:37Oh, man, you're a tempting face now, buddy.

00:21:39No, right here, fat boy.

00:21:40Come on, put it right here.

00:21:40I'll mytilize you.

00:21:41I'll sucker punch you.

00:21:42Stick your mood.

00:21:43Stick your mood, you little rat.

00:21:44Come here, you gerbil.

00:21:46Hey, what are you looking at?

00:21:48Me?

00:21:48Yeah, you.

00:21:49Who else, buddy?

00:21:51I'm just looking at a couple of greasy rats

00:21:53fighting over some garbage.

00:21:55Come here and say that, you four-eyed,

00:21:57bubble-headed, doofus, biped.

00:21:58I'll get bubonic on your ass.

00:22:00Come here, come as you are.

00:22:01Oh, really, what if I take that light bulb there

00:22:03and put it between your little rat butt cheeks

00:22:04and make a little rodent lamp out of you?

00:22:06How about that, huh?

00:22:07How about that?

00:22:07Let me tell you something.

00:22:08I'm a human.

00:22:09I'm a human.

00:22:10Ace, I'm sorry.

00:22:11Sam, how are you?

00:22:12How are you?

00:22:13Thanks for coming down, Sam.

00:22:14Thanks for coming down.

00:22:16There's no abnormalities of any kind.

00:22:20All right, then.

00:22:21Why are you hearing animal voices?

00:22:23Exactly.

00:22:24Why do I think I'm hearing animal voices

00:22:25if everything is fine?

00:22:26I tell you, Sam.

00:22:28I don't want to wind up like one of these guys

00:22:30on the street talking to myself

00:22:31with the dirt under my fingernails

00:22:32and stinking with my hair all matted.

00:22:35It's not a cool look.

00:22:36Have you been under any unusual stress lately?

00:22:41No, not really.

00:22:42I got the cow net thing,

00:22:44and my wife's been giving me a hard time about that,

00:22:45but that can't be it.

00:22:46All right, small potatoes.

00:22:48You know, I did hit a dog the other day.

00:22:49Oh, my God.

00:22:51A dog?

00:22:52Hey, Sam, make me feel worse, huh?

00:22:53Well, I'm sorry, but a little doggie?

00:22:56Dog was fine.

00:22:57It got up and ran off.

00:22:58He was injured?

00:22:59He felt well enough to scream out bonehead

00:23:01before he left.

00:23:04John, the dog couldn't have spoken to you.

00:23:06No, Sam, with all due respect...

00:23:08No, John, the dog did not speak to you.

00:23:14Maybe you're right.

00:23:17I'm sorry I woke you up for this.

00:23:19Thanks, Sam.

00:23:21Hi, honey.

00:23:21Where are you?

00:23:22You all right?

00:23:23Yeah, honey, I'm okay.

00:23:24Are you sure?

00:23:24I was worried.

00:23:25No, really, I just freaked out a little bit.

00:23:28What's wrong?

00:23:29Well, I got a lot of stress I've been under.

00:23:30From what?

00:23:31You know, the merger and the practices

00:23:33all just kind of come to a head,

00:23:34and I'm sorry.

00:23:36Okay, John, just come back out here, okay?

00:23:39Yeah, I'm on my...

00:23:40Yeah, I'm on my way out now.

00:23:44Bonehead!

00:23:45Yeah, I've seen you in a few.

00:23:47John?

00:23:49John?

00:23:57Excuse me, we have the stray dogs.

00:23:59Right this way.

00:24:09Hey, buddy.

00:24:13Hey, mister.

00:24:15You reckon I won't bite nobody again?

00:24:17Uh-huh.

00:24:19I am Kaiser Soze.

00:24:21Wait, wait, I have owners.

00:24:22They've just been out of town for a few, few years.

00:24:27They're dog walking.

00:24:29Oh, that does not sound good.

00:24:31Hit your tail up, pal.

00:24:32Put a little bit of a piece of chow in there.

00:24:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, thanks a lot.

00:24:38Whoa, that was close, huh?

00:24:39Hey, hey, you got kids?

00:24:40I love kids.

00:24:41Kids, they're the greatest.

00:24:42Kids are great.

00:24:43Tell me what the hell is going on.

00:24:44Hey, you understood me.

00:24:46You don't say.

00:24:47I think I'm going crazy.

00:24:48How come I can understand you talking?

00:24:49I don't know.

00:24:50Maybe you're just weird.

00:24:51Hey, shut up.

00:24:52You're a dog.

00:24:53Dogs can't talk.

00:24:54What the hell do you think barking is?

00:24:55An involuntary spasm?

00:24:57I don't know what barking is.

00:24:59I know you're not barking.

00:25:00I'm going to be with my family.

00:25:02Excuse me.

00:25:02Good luck to you.

00:25:02That's it?

00:25:07Oh, it must be that truck exhaust or something.

00:25:10Oh, no, everything's going black.

00:25:13Oh, it's not good.

00:25:28Oops.

00:25:29Is that the biggest ass you've ever seen?

00:25:33Lie down, Chauncey.

00:25:35Lie down.

00:25:38Lie down, Chauncey.

00:25:42He's deaf.

00:25:43I'm not deaf.

00:25:44I just can't stand listening to her.

00:25:47Don't fix me, okay?

00:25:49Please, don't fix me.

00:25:51I won't look at another female ever, I swear.

00:25:55Anything but my manhood, man.

00:25:57Not my manhood.

00:25:59Please.

00:26:00Yo, baby, what's up?

00:26:02You're looking pretty sweet there, sugar.

00:26:04Is it the...

00:26:04No!

00:26:05I'm telling you, please.

00:26:06Please, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:08Please, I better get you.

00:26:12Doolittle.

00:26:14Come on.

00:26:25So, what seems to be the problem?

00:26:28Well, I tell you, doctor, I really think it's pulmonary distress.

00:26:30He might have some fluid on his lungs, too.

00:26:32Oh, let me guess.

00:26:34You're an M.D.

00:26:35Yes, I am.

00:26:36I can always tell when a real doctor brings in an animal.

00:26:39They, uh, always like to do a little amateur diagnosis.

00:26:41Could you tell him to get away from my butt?

00:26:43If you don't mind.

00:26:44I did go to veterinary school for five years.

00:26:46Is it just me, or is he, uh, hovering around my butt a lot?

00:26:50And unlike an M.D., my patient cannot tell me where it hurts.

00:26:54Listen, seriously, could you tell him my butt is gray?

00:26:56So, doctor, if you don't mind.

00:27:00Hey, where does he think he's gonna put that?

00:27:02Look, look, I was faking it, okay?

00:27:04I feel fine.

00:27:06Just don't let him stick that thing up my...

00:27:07Hello!

00:27:08Let's just have a listen to those lungs, shall we?

00:27:11I'm gonna swallow the thermometer, and I don't mean in my mouth.

00:27:14Now, Dr. Fish, maybe I should pull that out a little bit.

00:27:17Don't you touch that.

00:27:18It's heading in.

00:27:19It's going south for the winter.

00:27:22Now, you see, I have to interpret what the dog is moaning about.

00:27:27What's to interpret?

00:27:28There's a thermometer.

00:27:29It's in my butt.

00:27:31Please, you beat over a minute.

00:27:32What?

00:27:34Yes.

00:27:35Well, there it goes.

00:27:36Butt just swallowed it.

00:27:39Uh, doctor?

00:27:40I'm just guessing, but I think you might have just lost your thermometer.

00:27:52Well, it's gone.

00:27:55Uh, all right, I have three, uh, I have three options.

00:27:58Uh, one, uh, I can manually retrieve it.

00:28:01What's he saying?

00:28:02Options.

00:28:02He wants to retrieve it manually.

00:28:04Pass.

00:28:05Two, give the dog a laxative, and, uh, wait it out, and three, surgically, remove it.

00:28:12A laxative or surgery?

00:28:13Laxative!

00:28:14You know, why don't you just give him a laxative?

00:28:16It'll probably come out later on.

00:28:18It never works.

00:28:20So, what would you suggest?

00:28:24I'd like to go in manually.

00:28:31There we go.

00:28:32Oh, my lord, oh, oh, this is not good.

00:28:36Oh, lassie, go home!

00:28:39E, ah, oh, oh, ah, B, ah, oh, oh.

00:28:45Why on earth would a guy go into a line of work like that?

00:28:50All right, that's it for you.

00:28:52Hit the road.

00:28:52Get out of here.

00:28:53What?

00:28:53But I'm, I'm your pet.

00:28:55You are not my pet, and if I were gonna get a pet, I wouldn't get one as annoying as

00:28:58you.

00:28:58Now, get out.

00:28:59Go.

00:29:00Hey, hey, don't worry about it.

00:29:01Look, you sprung me from the joint.

00:29:03You fixed me up.

00:29:03I'm thankful.

00:29:04Yeah, let's go.

00:29:05Don't worry about me.

00:29:07I'll just be going down the road, you know, disappearing without a trace.

00:29:10I hope a car doesn't hit me.

00:29:12Oh, well.

00:29:14Doolittle.

00:29:15Hi, Daddy.

00:29:16Hey, baby.

00:29:17How you doing?

00:29:18I'm gonna see you before I go to camp.

00:29:20Honey, I'm really working on it.

00:29:25Daddy, is that a dog?

00:29:27Yeah, that's a dog.

00:29:28Only guess what?

00:29:29Daddy got me a dog.

00:29:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:29:32Hey.

00:29:33Daddy, is that what you've been up to?

00:29:35You sneak?

00:29:36Oh, you caught me.

00:29:38Shoo.

00:29:39What?

00:29:40I have allergies.

00:29:42Yeah, I guess we'll see you at camp.

00:29:46Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog.

00:29:48He got me a dog.

00:29:49Can you believe it?

00:29:50My own dog.

00:29:51He got me a dog.

00:29:54Hi.

00:29:55Look, they're gonna want to know your name.

00:29:57I don't have one.

00:29:59Well, we're gonna have to think of one.

00:30:01Well, let me see.

00:30:02A little girl once called me.

00:30:04Please, Mommy, not him.

00:30:05How about that?

00:30:06Nah, that's not gonna work.

00:30:08You got red hair.

00:30:09How about Lucy?

00:30:10Lucy.

00:30:10Yes, I like that.

00:30:11Lucy.

00:30:12Good name.

00:30:12Yeah, just one problem.

00:30:13I'm a guy.

00:30:15Really?

00:30:16How about Lucky?

00:30:17Perfect.

00:30:18Lucky, yes.

00:30:19Hi, I'm Lucky.

00:30:20Hey, it works on two levels.

00:30:22I love it.

00:30:23Daddy!

00:30:25Here comes my door to be nice.

00:30:26Oh, you got a big dog.

00:30:28Oh, he's adorable.

00:30:30Oh, you're such a cute dog.

00:30:35What's his name?

00:30:36His name is Lucky.

00:30:37Does he do any tricks?

00:30:38There's a pretty neat trick with a thermometer that's kind of funny.

00:30:41Hey, baby.

00:30:42Hey, baby.

00:30:42You got her a dog.

00:30:45Yeah, well, I got us a dog.

00:30:48Are you okay?

00:30:51Yeah.

00:30:52Come on, let's get you all set up here.

00:30:54Oh, look at this nice rabbit on your door.

00:30:58Isn't that nice?

00:31:00Oh, this is nice!

00:31:02What a fun cabin!

00:31:06Oh, you smell the air here?

00:31:09What a wonderful place.

00:31:11What a wonderful camp.

00:31:13Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky?

00:31:17Hey, Maya.

00:31:19Look, here's the deal.

00:31:21You stay here for a little while, have a great time, then Lucky's all yours.

00:31:25Three weeks is a long time.

00:31:27Can I just go home with you?

00:31:28No camp, no dog.

00:31:35Okay, I'll stay.

00:31:36Listen, you're going to have a great time here.

00:31:38When you get older, you're going to thank me.

00:31:39Because you're going to have so many friends.

00:31:40You'll see.

00:31:41You'll see.

00:31:43You'll see.

00:31:51What's the matter with you?

00:31:53Everything's gone by so fast.

00:31:55Hey, don't you dare throw up in this car.

00:31:57What are you looking at over there?

00:31:58The lines on the road, they're just whipping by.

00:32:02Line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line.

00:32:05Don't focus on something so close.

00:32:06Look at something further away.

00:32:07Don't look at the lines.

00:32:09Okay.

00:32:10Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree.

00:32:21Who knew?

00:32:26Okay, not only could he understand me, but it turns out he's a doctor.

00:32:30Look.

00:32:31Not even a scar.

00:32:32And it hurts so bad.

00:32:35I don't know what I would have done without him.

00:32:37I don't know what I would have done without him.

00:32:38Oh.

00:32:38Ooh.

00:32:39Yep.

00:32:41Oh, what a day.

00:32:43Oh.

00:32:44You have knots all over the place.

00:32:47Oh, mister.

00:32:48You fall apart.

00:32:50Oh.

00:32:51Ooh.

00:32:51Mm.

00:32:53How's that feel?

00:32:54Oh, Mrs. Dillette.

00:32:57Yeah, baby.

00:33:00Um.

00:33:02Excuse me one second, okay?

00:33:04Okay.

00:33:04Just one second.

00:33:07Why?

00:33:08Let's go.

00:33:09What a jip.

00:33:11Mind if I have a little privacy, please?

00:33:14Oh, yeah, but it's fine when people watch us do it, huh?

00:33:17Yeah.

00:33:17Fine to turn on the garden hose.

00:33:19Hey, you want a tip on a good position?

00:33:22You were barking.

00:33:24Well, I'm excited.

00:33:25You know, when I get excited, I start making all kinds of sounds.

00:33:29You never barked before.

00:33:32Oh.

00:33:42Hello.

00:33:45You, Doc.

00:33:46We got trouble here.

00:33:47Let's go.

00:33:49No, no.

00:33:50You're taking the ducks.

00:33:51I'll take the ducks.

00:33:52Me?

00:33:53Ouch.

00:33:54All right, I'll get the ducks.

00:33:59You're all in here.

00:34:01Hey.

00:34:02What's going on out there?

00:34:04Um, uh, Mark just showed up, so I'm gonna have to, uh, go over the proposal.

00:34:07We have to go over a few things in the proposal.

00:34:09Come on, let's roll it.

00:34:10Don't do that.

00:34:10Lucky's out here.

00:34:11He wants to be taking for a walk first, so I gotta take Lucky for a walk.

00:34:14Then I gotta deal with Mark.

00:34:15Great.

00:34:16I'll see you in the morning.

00:34:17I'll be the one cooking breakfast.

00:34:19Uh, tomorrow.

00:34:20I'll be the one cooking.

00:34:22Oh, hey.

00:34:22Hey, how you doing?

00:34:26I'm trying to destroy my life.

00:34:27Oh, aren't you?

00:34:29Freeze!

00:34:29Stop right there.

00:34:30Don't you-don't you move from that spot.

00:34:31What are you doing?

00:34:32What are you doing in the hallway this time of night?

00:34:33I have to go to the bathroom.

00:34:35What are you doing?

00:34:38I'm patrolling the hallways.

00:34:39I'm the father.

00:34:40I patrol the halls and make sure everything is safe.

00:34:41While you're asleep, I patrol these halls.

00:34:43Wait, don't you move.

00:34:45The reason you're up this time and I go in the bathroom

00:34:47is because you spend too much time drinking all those liquids.

00:34:49Too many liquids, too many liquids.

00:34:50And I think that you're old enough to be able to hold it in.

00:34:52So going back to bed.

00:34:54Dad, I have to go.

00:34:58Lucky's in the bathroom right now.

00:35:01The dog is using the bathroom.

00:35:13Let me go in here.

00:35:14Make sure you put the seat down.

00:35:15And it's your turn, okay?

00:35:16Don't you move.

00:35:19Hey, hey, hey.

00:35:21I heard a knocking.

00:35:23One quack.

00:35:24One quack.

00:35:26Hey.

00:35:30Here's the toilet is all.

00:35:32Damn, like y'all like it.

00:35:34Ready for you.

00:35:36No little sprinklets on it or anything.

00:35:38It's just waiting for you to come and do your thing.

00:35:42Dad, I don't need adult supervision.

00:35:46Somebody get this thing off me.

00:35:50Get this thing off me.

00:35:52Hey, take it easy.

00:35:53Oh, jack.

00:35:58Good night.

00:35:59Oh, good night.

00:36:00Night, honey.

00:36:04Let's go.

00:36:05Let's go.

00:36:06Let's go.

00:36:06What I almost need to happen.

00:36:08What do I do?

00:36:09Beep, beep.

00:36:10Oh, no.

00:36:10Where is she?

00:36:12Not these ones.

00:36:13Wait, wait, wait.

00:36:13What are you doing?

00:36:14What are you doing?

00:36:15What are you doing?

00:36:15Top dog.

00:36:16Sorry.

00:36:16Sorry, I'm not late.

00:36:17I'm late.

00:36:17Good evening, doctor.

00:36:19Oh, no, no.

00:36:20No, you're going to have to take your fat ass back.

00:36:22No, I don't.

00:36:23Oh, my God.

00:36:24What a zoo.

00:36:25Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.

00:36:28All right, where are the chicks?

00:36:29Oh, I'm cool.

00:36:37Let's go landing.

00:36:39Big way.

00:36:43Very well appointed style.

00:36:47What's going on?

00:36:48What is all this?

00:36:51I don't know.

00:36:52You know, tell a friend.

00:36:54Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, doc.

00:36:57Our butts hurt.

00:37:00Okay, let's do this.

00:37:02Watch your dropings.

00:37:03Tonight, this is the house of love.

00:37:06East coast, west coast.

00:37:07Let's unite.

00:37:08And Brooklyn in the house.

00:37:10This should take care of the inflammation.

00:37:11The only problem is if you're going to get to wiping on for it.

00:37:14Does Brad Pitt need a goat?

00:37:16It's not really something you should be ashamed of.

00:37:18It happens to most men occasionally.

00:37:20You're probably under a lot of pressure.

00:37:21He's not under pressure.

00:37:23He's not attracted to me because I'm just a pigeon.

00:37:26He's a self-hating pigeon.

00:37:28Oh, that is not true.

00:37:29Ask him what he does all day.

00:37:31Go ahead, ask him.

00:37:31I sit in a tree by myself.

00:37:34It's because he's too good to eat with the rest of us when the old people feed us in the

00:37:38park.

00:37:38Can I say something?

00:37:39And the way he stares at a robin's breast, it's enough to make you sick.

00:37:43They're orange.

00:37:43I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.

00:37:46They're orange.

00:37:46You're not a robin.

00:37:47You're not a dove or a hawk.

00:37:49You're a pigeon and I'm a pigeon.

00:37:50She sits on that nest all day long.

00:37:52And I've been sitting on a nest with three eggs and they're going to be pigeons too.

00:37:55But may I ask you something?

00:37:56If I turn this way, don't I look a little like a blue jay?

00:38:00The problem with your equilibrium might be due to any ear infection.

00:38:05Well, maybe due to this.

00:38:08I'm a social drinker.

00:38:10Very social.

00:38:12Stand up.

00:38:13Stand up.

00:38:14Let me see you touch your nose and raise your left foot.

00:38:17Leg.

00:38:20Oh, no.

00:38:21I think you're wasted.

00:38:23Let me see you walk this wine.

00:38:24Oh, my goodness.

00:38:26Oh, la, la.

00:38:29You have a drinking problem.

00:38:31And I suggest that you stop drinking because I think you might be an alcoholic.

00:38:35Really?

00:38:35Nobody likes a drunk monkey.

00:38:37Sorry?

00:38:38What you're suffering from is called obsessive compulsive behavior.

00:38:42Throw the ball.

00:38:43Throw the ball.

00:38:43Whenever you want the ball, I want you to think about something else.

00:38:46Just don't say anything more.

00:38:47Don't throw the ball.

00:38:48Can you relax your mind?

00:38:49This is the way it works.

00:38:50You're the person.

00:38:51You throw the ball.

00:38:52I'm the dog.

00:38:53I get it.

00:38:53Simple as that.

00:38:54Oh, look at you going.

00:38:55I swear.

00:38:56I'll pee on your dog.

00:38:57Please.

00:38:57It's very irritating, this ball thing.

00:38:59Please.

00:38:59Please throw the balls.

00:38:59Shut up and throw the ball.

00:39:00Am I alone here?

00:39:02Am I all by myself?

00:39:04Am I in another universe?

00:39:06Throw the damn ball.

00:39:07He threw the ball.

00:39:09Oh, he threw the ball.

00:39:10He threw the ball.

00:39:10I'll get it.

00:39:11I'll get it.

00:39:12I'll get it.

00:39:12I love you.

00:39:13I love you.

00:39:15I'll get it.

00:39:15I love you.

00:39:15You can't save them all, Hasselhoff.

00:39:18Hey, is there a doctor in the house?

00:39:22Right up here above your head.

00:39:23Hey, Doc, look.

00:39:24They're going to kick me off the force.

00:39:26I'm as blind as a bat.

00:39:27What do you say?

00:39:27Can you help me?

00:39:28Okay, just give me a minute, all right?

00:39:29All right.

00:39:30You can be quiet.

00:39:31Sorry.

00:39:32Tell me what you think of these.

00:39:37Holy road, apples.

00:39:39I can see.

00:39:40No desk job for me.

00:39:42Thanks a million, Doc.

00:39:43You are most welcome.

00:39:45This is going to be great.

00:39:46I'll make lieutenant.

00:39:47Nothing can stop me.

00:39:48Nothing.

00:39:49Oh, look at that.

00:39:49A donut shop.

00:39:51What a night.

00:39:52I mean, all those animals.

00:39:53You know what?

00:39:54I bet you it's just the tip of the iceberg,

00:39:55and word gets around what's going on.

00:39:57It's the doctor.

00:39:58You must help us quick.

00:39:59What happened?

00:39:59What are you talking about?

00:40:00It is all my fault.

00:40:01I should not have let him out.

00:40:03Hey, all right.

00:40:03Now, calm down.

00:40:03It's circus tiger.

00:40:04He will jump.

00:40:05Didn't that tell you you should stop drinking?

00:40:07Oh, drinking?

00:40:07I give it up.

00:40:08That's better.

00:40:09Come on, let's go.

00:40:10Wait for me.

00:40:10You don't know where it is.

00:40:12And now on the day I end it all,

00:40:15I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady,

00:40:17my rhinestone collar, and my wet, dry shaver.

00:40:20I'd like to leave Jack the midget.

00:40:22Nothing.

00:40:22It's too late for you, Jack.

00:40:23You're a short...

00:40:24Hey, get out of there.

00:40:26You're right in my landing space.

00:40:27Man.

00:40:28See if you lie on your feet, roadkill.

00:40:30Why don't you blood-sucking vermin take a break, all right?

00:40:33Mm, blood-sucking.

00:40:34Look out below.

00:40:36You're lucky.

00:40:36Come on.

00:40:36Come on, what?

00:40:38Come on, we gotta go up there.

00:40:39Are you crazy?

00:40:40That's a tiger.

00:40:42I'm jumping now.

00:40:43Oh, you come on.

00:40:44Don't try and stop me.

00:40:45Coming right up.

00:40:46One order a man, side a dog.

00:40:49Oh, I need a drink.

00:40:52Goodbye, cruel world.

00:40:53Oh, no, I just remembered.

00:40:56I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon.

00:40:59One of the few animals that enjoy that kind of thing.

00:41:01Hi.

00:41:03Hey, who are you?

00:41:04I'm Doolittle.

00:41:05Yeah, well, get out of here.

00:41:07I'm in a lot of pain, and I'm gonna jump.

00:41:09Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:41:10Take it easy now.

00:41:11Listen, I'm a doctor.

00:41:12Maybe I can help you.

00:41:13I don't need a doctor.

00:41:14I need a miracle.

00:41:16I'm a train wreck.

00:41:17I have headaches, nausea.

00:41:19The worst thing is this double vision.

00:41:22Oh, what's the use?

00:41:24It's not like anybody cares about tigers anyway, you know?

00:41:27Stop you being silly.

00:41:28Listen, there have been lots and lots and lots of lovable tigers.

00:41:30Yeah?

00:41:31Name one.

00:41:34How about Tony?

00:41:36Tony the cereal tiger.

00:41:38What?

00:41:38I didn't hear you come up with anything.

00:41:41Oh, remember that song, Eye of the Tiger, from Rocky III?

00:41:45It's the eye of the tiger.

00:41:47It's the...

00:41:47That one from Rocky III, where Rocky was fighting Mr. T, couldn't beat Mr. T.

00:41:52Then Apollo Creed played Eye of the Tiger for him.

00:41:55He went back and beat the snot out of Mr. T because of Eye of the Tiger.

00:41:58Because of that song.

00:41:59It moved him inside.

00:42:01Not Eye of the Moose, not Eye of the Bull, Eye of the Tiger.

00:42:04That's it.

00:42:05I'm jumping.

00:42:06No, no, don't jump.

00:42:06Jump, jump, you big pussy.

00:42:08Come on, you little scaredy dog.

00:42:09I'll catch you.

00:42:10Not.

00:42:12Didn't I say take a break?

00:42:14Ah!

00:42:15All right, Doc.

00:42:16Then you jump.

00:42:18Why do you want to help me?

00:42:20Because I'm the only one who can.

00:42:21I don't know, maybe it's my destiny.

00:42:23And maybe it's your destiny to be the one tiger that everybody remembers.

00:42:26Why else would I be here talking to you?

00:42:28Because the drunk monkey can't keep his mouth shut.

00:42:32Are you going to let me help you?

00:42:33What if you can't?

00:42:35If I can't help you, then you can eat me and Lucky.

00:42:39Yeah, or just him.

00:42:40Really?

00:42:41Will you take me back to the circus?

00:42:43I will take you back to the circus.

00:42:45All right.

00:42:46But don't think I wasn't going to jump because I was.

00:42:50I sure hope you're a better doctor than you are a singer.

00:42:53Good job, Doc.

00:42:55Although, you got to admit, you know, seeing a tiger jump five stories would have been really,

00:42:58really cool.

00:42:59I heard that.

00:43:01Hey, Dr. D.

00:43:03Johnny D.

00:43:04Three o'clock, CalNet.

00:43:06Meeting to go over the agreement.

00:43:07You going to be there?

00:43:07You're not going to leave my god for us, buddy.

00:43:09Corporate cars.

00:43:10Every two years.

00:43:11What's going on?

00:43:12Why aren't you paying attention to me?

00:43:14Atlas of Feline Anatomy for Veterinarians.

00:43:16But, John, we treat humans at our practice.

00:43:19Hey, Mark, sit down a second.

00:43:21Just a minute.

00:43:22Okay?

00:43:24Do you remember when we first started out?

00:43:26We had those little crummy offices in the worst neighborhood in town.

00:43:29We got paid almost no money.

00:43:31I've blocked it out.

00:43:32Have you really?

00:43:33I guess so, yeah.

00:43:35Those were the most exciting times to me, you know?

00:43:37It was like you couldn't wait to come to work because you felt like you were making a difference,

00:43:40you know, and last night I had to treat some emergencies.

00:43:45And I was challenged, and it was difficult, and I kind of, I got the same kind of rush

00:43:50I had back then.

00:43:51I felt like I was doing something, you know?

00:43:53I felt like I was making a difference, and I started thinking that maybe here I'm not

00:43:57giving my patients the right amount of attention.

00:44:01John, do me a favor.

00:44:02Don't ever confide in me, okay?

00:44:04I'm utterly useless in these areas.

00:44:05I'm a very self-absorbed man.

00:44:06You want to get Gene in here?

00:44:07Let's get Gino in here.

00:44:08Hey, Gino.

00:44:09Hey, Mark.

00:44:09Gene, get in here.

00:44:10Hey, you did your job just by pretending you were listening for 30 seconds.

00:44:13It was very helpful to me.

00:44:15Anytime.

00:44:18CalNet, 3 o'clock.

00:44:193 o'clock sharp.

00:44:20CalNet.

00:44:30This is Dr. Fish.

00:44:31Hello, is this the author of Feline Illnesses and Diseases?

00:44:34Yes, it is.

00:44:36You've read my book?

00:44:37Have I read your book?

00:44:38I sleep with your book next to my bed.

00:44:40It's my Bible.

00:44:41Well, some people consider it the definitive work on cats, but Bible?

00:44:50Well, no, I can see your point.

00:44:52Dr. Fish, I have a very, very sick, very, very big cat.

00:44:58And I'm concerned that it might be something really serious because his vision's impaired and he seems to be in

00:45:03a lot of pain.

00:45:04Well, unfortunately, if it is in the head, there's only two options.

00:45:08One is surgery and the other is putting it down.

00:45:14I have no idea I'm going to do this.

00:45:16I'm going to try to take care of you.

00:45:18I promise.

00:45:19Just hurry back.

00:45:21Every minute you're gone, I'm one minute closer to death.

00:45:25I just might hang myself by my underpants.

00:45:28I can get underpants.

00:45:31Not really.

00:45:32He blew off the Callaway meeting.

00:45:34I don't care about that.

00:45:35I just, I need to speak with John.

00:45:38Listen, you wouldn't believe what's going on here.

00:45:45Oh, Doc, Doc!

00:45:46Help me.

00:45:47You've got to help me.

00:45:48He's dead.

00:45:48He's laying there dead.

00:45:49You've got to help me.

00:45:51He's not dead.

00:45:53Oh, no, no.

00:45:53Don't go, buddy, old pal, friend of mine.

00:45:55You've got to help him.

00:45:56Oh, really?

00:45:57Why is that?

00:45:57Why?

00:45:58Because, because, because you're the man.

00:46:00You're the man.

00:46:01Oh, I'm the man now.

00:46:02I thought I was a guy the other day that you wanted to get bubonica.

00:46:04I'm going thirsty like now.

00:46:06I was just kidding.

00:46:07You and I were ripping doctors.

00:46:08Serious.

00:46:09Come on.

00:46:11Goodbye, world.

00:46:12I smell flowers.

00:46:13I'm begging you.

00:46:14Don't let him die.

00:46:15I'll let my body go.

00:46:17I'm sinking fast.

00:46:20John?

00:46:21Hey, Mark.

00:46:22Hi.

00:46:22Where the hell have you been?

00:46:23What?

00:46:24Callaway, the meeting.

00:46:25Oh, I had an emergency.

00:46:26Excuse me.

00:46:26Sorry.

00:46:27Oh, excuse you.

00:46:29Oh, hang in there.

00:46:31Brother.

00:46:31Is it hurt when I do this?

00:46:32It ain't no day at the dump.

00:46:34If he dies, I don't know what I'll do.

00:46:36You drag me outside and eat me.

00:46:38Only out of respect.

00:46:40Guys, you want to be quiet?

00:46:42I can't hear while you're talking.

00:46:43Sorry, Doc.

00:46:44John.

00:46:45Uh-oh.

00:46:46Oh.

00:46:47He said he was suffering from severe abdominal cramps.

00:46:51He said?

00:46:52You know I wouldn't be working on this rat unless it was an emergency.

00:46:55Come take a look for yourself.

00:46:56Yeah.

00:46:58What happened, Doc?

00:46:59I think he's gone into arrest.

00:47:01What?

00:47:01I don't feel a pulse.

00:47:02Oh, my God.

00:47:03He's a goner.

00:47:04He's not breathing.

00:47:05He's not breathing.

00:47:05Johnny.

00:47:06Hey, Mark, maybe we should shock him, huh?

00:47:08I don't know.

00:47:08The paddles are going to be too big.

00:47:10Come on.

00:47:10We're going to have to give him CPR.

00:47:12You know how to do CPR?

00:47:13CPR?

00:47:13I can't even spell it.

00:47:17No, I can't even look.

00:47:18Doc, doc.

00:47:19No, Doc.

00:47:19Johnny.

00:47:19No, Johnny.

00:47:20Oh, for God's sakes.

00:47:21You didn't even whine him or dine him, Doc.

00:47:23No, no, Doc, Doc.

00:47:24No, I think my friend would rather die.

00:47:25He'd rather die.

00:47:26No.

00:47:26No tongue, Doc.

00:47:30Come on.

00:47:31Oh, Doc, come on.

00:47:32Doc, do something.

00:47:32I got no pulse.

00:47:33John.

00:47:33Lisa, not now.

00:47:34I'm trying to save somebody here.

00:47:35Honey.

00:47:36Hey, Lisa, please.

00:47:40I'm hungry.

00:47:42It's a false alarm.

00:47:43A false alarm.

00:47:44There's nothing wrong with him.

00:47:45He just has gas.

00:47:46Whoa, you're telling me.

00:47:48He just had gas.

00:47:50You're back.

00:47:51He's got gas.

00:47:52I don't care if you stink.

00:47:53I love you, pal.

00:47:54Thanks a lot, little buddy.

00:47:55I felt your presence.

00:47:58Lisa, stop looking at me like that.

00:48:07John Doolittle.

00:48:10Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution?

00:48:15Number one in our medical school class.

00:48:18Not that I'm jealous, John.

00:48:20John, someone had to finish first.

00:48:23Someone had to finish last, too.

00:48:27So, John, you talk to animals now, do you?

00:48:31Would you like to tell me about it?

00:48:33Or would you rather tell my friend here, Battleheim?

00:48:36I don't need to talk to you, Cat Blaine.

00:48:38Why?

00:48:38Do you think that he would talk back to you?

00:48:41You know, he just might.

00:48:43And what would he say?

00:48:45I'd say you were a butthead.

00:48:50I really like this cat.

00:48:54He's recommending you stay here a minimum of ten days.

00:48:57You really think I need to be here for that long?

00:49:02You said that you can talk to animals.

00:49:06You know, I could really hear him.

00:49:10Hey, Cat...

00:49:12You've got to believe me.

00:49:16I can't.

00:49:27Here you go.

00:49:29Your medicine.

00:49:33Okay, then.

00:49:38I can get you anything you need, you know, inside.

00:49:39I can get you saucers or coasters or anything.

00:49:41Chips or nuts, anything you need.

00:49:43I can get you anything you need.

00:49:43Hey, listen, if you have any extra medication, I can really use it.

00:49:45You're not following me, are you?

00:49:46Whoa!

00:49:49Now, what is all this?

00:49:51This is to prove to me and the rest of the world

00:49:53that you can actually talk to animals.

00:49:56Now, the orangutan is attached to this brainwave monitor.

00:50:02Normally, he responds to visual stimulation.

00:50:05But since you have got the gift of gab,

00:50:08you won't need pictures to make him respond, will you?

00:50:11Get acquainted, John.

00:50:15Okay, listen.

00:50:16I need your help.

00:50:18I need you to make that needle over there move,

00:50:20because if you don't, they're going to make me stay here forever.

00:50:22Okay?

00:50:23So just make that little needle jump.

00:50:28Come on.

00:50:30I know you can hear me now, so don't play.

00:50:32This is very serious right now.

00:50:34I guess he's just not a big talker, John.

00:50:38But can you break?

00:50:39Say something, please.

00:50:51Please escort Dr. Doolittle back to his room.

00:51:00Adios.

00:51:00Y muchas gracias por nada.

00:51:03Wait a minute.

00:51:03You speak Spanish?

00:51:06That's why I couldn't understand.

00:51:07You think you're slick.

00:51:07You wouldn't have got a monkey from south of the border.

00:51:09That's why I couldn't...

00:51:10Go.

00:51:10Turn that machine back off.

00:51:11I got it.

00:51:12Me llamo Efe.

00:51:12I said, let's go.

00:51:13Me llamo, um...

00:51:16Hey, tú conoces Will Smith?

00:51:19I'm worried, John.

00:51:22What are you trying to fool, man?

00:51:23You're not worrying about me.

00:51:24You're worrying about Cal Net.

00:51:25That's what you're worrying about.

00:51:27John, I admit it.

00:51:29I want the money.

00:51:30I'm not ashamed of that.

00:51:32Look, here's what I want you to do for me.

00:51:35I want you to just stop barking and chirping for one day.

00:51:38Because if you do that, I'm pretty sure you can get out of here.

00:51:41That'd be a really good idea, because Callaway called me, and he said that if you're not back by Friday

00:51:45for the press conference, it deals off.

00:51:49If you would do that for me, Johnny, I'll buy you a rat farm, and you can burp and fart

00:51:56those little rats until you pass out.

00:51:58But let's just get it signed.

00:52:00Okay, my shop, my shop.

00:52:09Pick it up.

00:52:10Pick the phone up, please.

00:52:12Hi, we're not here.

00:52:13Leave a message.

00:52:15Hey.

00:52:16Hi, it's me.

00:52:19I'm really starting to miss you guys.

00:52:22I'm starting to wonder what I'm doing here, too.

00:52:25I don't know, maybe you were right.

00:52:27Maybe this whole thing was just my imagination.

00:52:29Hey, honey, feelin' better?

00:52:30Who's this?

00:52:31I'll give you a hint.

00:52:32I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make 500 babies a year.

00:52:36Rodney, get back in your cage.

00:52:38Hey, Doc, what's up with that trap behind the fridge?

00:52:41You're trying to kill me?

00:52:42Hey, never mind that.

00:52:43You get your little furry ass back in your cage, Rodney, right now.

00:52:46I don't want your trappings off.

00:52:48Bye-bye.

00:52:50My son, Rodney, little hairy boy, sleeps in the cage.

00:52:54I have to keep him in the cage.

00:52:55I see his hygiene problem.

00:52:58He's not coming back.

00:53:00I can't believe I fell for it.

00:53:04Oh, boy, I'm getting dizzy.

00:53:06Man, you don't look so good.

00:53:08Yeah, look who's talking.

00:53:09What do the three of you know?

00:53:12Uh-oh.

00:53:13I'm in bad shape.

00:53:15Ow, my head.

00:53:17What kind of a name is Ted for a horse?

00:53:19What kind of a name is Wilbur for a man?

00:53:23Peanut butter.

00:53:23That's how they got the horse to move his lips.

00:53:25They gave him peanut butter.

00:53:26In the back of the mouth.

00:53:28I disagree, sir.

00:53:29Side to side.

00:53:30Look, look, look, look.

00:53:31See his jaw.

00:53:31There he is.

00:53:32Yes.

00:53:34He's not talking.

00:53:35That's who he is.

00:53:36No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:53:37What?

00:53:41Finish what you were talking about.

00:53:42Oh, oh, oh.

00:53:43No.

00:53:44Full teeth, full teeth.

00:53:47Doc, out here.

00:53:49Doc, hey, over here.

00:53:58What are you doing here?

00:53:59You're unbelievable.

00:54:00I crossed three freeways at night, no less, to come to rescue you.

00:54:03And all I get is, what are you doing here?

00:54:05This isn't a prison, it's a clinic.

00:54:07Look, the tiger's in bad shape.

00:54:09The tiger?

00:54:10Hey, listen, forget the tiger.

00:54:12You know, let me tell you something.

00:54:13I had a perfect life until you came along and started talking to me.

00:54:16Now I'm sitting here in a robe and slippers discussing Mr. Ed with these guys.

00:54:19You've ruined my life enough.

00:54:20I don't want to talk anymore.

00:54:21Just go away.

00:54:22Just get out of here, please.

00:54:23Go.

00:54:23This is crazy.

00:54:24Oh, I get it.

00:54:26Now it's crazy to want to save a tiger's life.

00:54:28Listen, tigers die every day.

00:54:30It's called nature.

00:54:31Let me tell you a little about nature.

00:54:32I'm a dog, and I act like a dog.

00:54:35I don't try to be anybody else.

00:54:36We are who we are, and you are a doctor who can talk to animals.

00:54:41That's who you are.

00:54:42That is not who I am.

00:54:44Stop lying to yourself.

00:54:45Didn't I tell you to get out of here?

00:54:47Get out of here.

00:54:47Go.

00:54:48Get out of here.

00:54:49Get out of here.

00:54:50Fine.

00:54:50Stop coming around here and talking to me.

00:54:52With pleasure.

00:54:53You better not come back.

00:54:55Ah!

00:54:57Bonehead.

00:54:58That's all of y'all.

00:54:59Leave me alone.

00:55:01Stop talking to me.

00:55:02Ruined his life.

00:55:03That's a laugh.

00:55:04Ah!

00:55:06Ah!

00:55:08Ah!

00:55:19Ah!

00:55:20Ah!

00:55:24OK, Blaine, look.

00:55:25I want to go home.

00:55:26Oh, so soon?

00:55:28I missed the field trip to the zoo?

00:55:30Listen, I know you've always hated me since medical school.

00:55:33Listen, we are both adults now.

00:55:35Let's put that all behind us.

00:55:36We both have families, and I want to get back to my family.

00:55:38How do I do that?

00:55:40Well, it's very simple.

00:55:41Stop talking to animals, John.

00:55:44Simple.

00:55:45All right, listen.

00:55:46You're right.

00:55:47I made a mistake.

00:55:48Maybe it was a case of temporary insanity.

00:55:50Maybe I was working too hard.

00:55:51But whatever it was, it's over, and I don't talk to animals anymore.

00:55:54Well, I'm not convinced, but we'll talk again in a month or so, OK?

00:56:01Tell you what, Blaine, you signed my release form, and I won't tell our fellow doctor friends

00:56:06about that little pink tutu you keep in your closet with the thong back.

00:56:22Daddy's home.

00:56:23Daddy?

00:56:24Hey, Daddy.

00:56:25Hey, beautiful.

00:56:25How are you?

00:56:26Oh, I'm fine.

00:56:28Hey, baby.

00:56:31Why didn't you call me?

00:56:33I don't want to surprise you.

00:56:35Hey, why aren't you in camp, young lady?

00:56:38Mom brought her home.

00:56:41I didn't fit in.

00:56:45Well, you're just going to have to try a little harder next year.

00:56:47Come and give me a hug.

00:56:48I missed you.

00:56:50You're better than the baby, huh?

00:56:51Honey?

00:56:52Hmm?

00:56:52Did they know that you left?

00:56:55No, I escaped.

00:56:56Of course they know I left.

00:56:57They released me.

00:56:57They told me I was better.

00:56:58Time to come home and spend some time with my family.

00:57:01Are you not talking to me?

00:57:03You're sure you're OK?

00:57:04Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

00:57:06Because I got scared, you know, wondering when you were coming home.

00:57:09Well, I am back, and I'm fine, and everything's going to be just like it was in the old days.

00:57:14OK, I know what you're doing.

00:57:16Well, two can play that game.

00:57:18I don't have to listen to you either.

00:57:19You know, honey, I was thinking maybe we should get rid of that dog.

00:57:22I ain't listening to him coming home empty-handed.

00:57:25Don't tell me there wasn't a gift shop at the Looney Bin.

00:57:28Diane, please call down to radiology and give me the x-rays of Mr. Galvin.

00:57:32I'll also check with Mrs. Rivers to see if she can switch her appointment to 315.

00:57:36I may need to call in Jean for a consultation.

00:57:38Yes, doctor.

00:57:39Jean, can you check your schedule and see if you have time for a 315 consultant?

00:57:43Sure.

00:57:44Good.

00:57:44And, Mark, just get back in here to test on Mr. Freeman yet.

00:57:47I think they're coming in this afternoon, Johnny.

00:57:49Good.

00:57:51Keep me informed, OK?

00:57:53Hey, doc, do you think I should get my beak done?

00:57:56Shh.

00:57:57Hi.

00:57:58Call somebody for maintenance and tell them to put in some permanent screens or set some traps.

00:58:03This is a doctor's office.

00:58:04Not a zoo.

00:58:06He's back.

00:58:08We're gonna be rich.

00:58:12This is where he lives, and this is where he exercises.

00:58:17Does he do aerobics?

00:58:19Yeah, the guinea pig aerobics.

00:58:21If I didn't get the show on the road, I can't be...

00:58:23Hey, hey, hey, put that thing away.

00:58:25We don't have time.

00:58:25You're gonna get your dress dirty.

00:58:26Pop, will you help out, please?

00:58:27I can't be late for this thing.

00:58:28But Rodney wants to come.

00:58:30Absolutely not.

00:58:31Rodney cannot come.

00:58:32This is a press conference for people.

00:58:33No animals allowed.

00:58:34No Rodney.

00:58:34No way.

00:58:35Why don't you tell him he can't come, then?

00:58:36We'll listen to you.

00:58:37No, I'm not going to tell him he can't come.

00:58:43Help out.

00:58:47Come on, Pop.

00:58:48Can I tell you a secret?

00:58:50Yes.

00:58:52When Mommy called and told me what happened to Daddy, I wasn't afraid.

00:58:56I was happy, because I believed that he can talk to animals.

00:59:00Because I wanted Dad to be weird, like me.

00:59:04Is that wrong?

00:59:05No.

00:59:06No, it's not wrong.

00:59:07It's just, sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.

00:59:11Honey, he loves you.

00:59:13I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me.

00:59:18And I really want him to.

00:59:21I'm going to try to do things his way, Grandpa.

00:59:24And stop doing these stupid experiments.

00:59:29No, my.

00:59:32Don't stop your experiments.

00:59:37Sometimes, Daddies are the ones who need to change.

00:59:53Let me park this car.

00:59:55All right.

00:59:56Come on, girls.

00:59:56Let's go.

00:59:59Maya.

01:00:00Let me talk to you a second.

01:00:02You'll be in there in a second.

01:00:03Okay.

01:00:05Hey, listen.

01:00:07I don't think your egg is a stupid idea.

01:00:10I think it's kind of cool.

01:00:11You do?

01:00:12Yes, I do.

01:00:13You have curiosity, and you got a lot of good ideas,

01:00:15and that's what makes you special.

01:00:17You mean weird.

01:00:18No, I didn't say weird.

01:00:19It's special.

01:00:21And, you know, being weird is not such a bad thing.

01:00:23A lot of the greatest people in history were considered weird

01:00:25when they came on the scene, you know.

01:00:27Why, too?

01:00:28Lots of people.

01:00:29Albert Einstein.

01:00:30When he showed up with his crazy hair,

01:00:32people thought he was weird.

01:00:33You know, a guy that's smart that was weird to people.

01:00:35And Muhammad Ali, when he showed up on the scene,

01:00:37saying what round he was going to knock out people in

01:00:39and screaming,

01:00:40I'm the greatest people who thought that was strange,

01:00:41you know, kind of weird, super weird.

01:00:43And Jonah Vark, she heard voices.

01:00:45Like you, Dad?

01:00:49Yeah, like me.

01:00:52Listen, this is what I'm trying to tell you.

01:00:54No matter what happens,

01:00:56you be who you are,

01:00:57and you love who you are.

01:01:01Because I love you.

01:01:05Let me kiss you.

01:01:09Yes.

01:01:10You know, Dad, you're a great person.

01:01:12Oh, thank you.

01:01:13And a weird one, too.

01:01:16You got it.

01:01:17Okay.

01:01:29That was beautiful, man.

01:01:31Hey, Lucky, what are you doing here?

01:01:34Do you have a tissue?

01:01:35Yes, I do.

01:01:36Right in the back,

01:01:37in that pocket over there.

01:01:39Hey, listen.

01:01:40I'm sorry I ignored you back at the house.

01:01:44You were the one who said,

01:01:45be who you are,

01:01:46and you were right.

01:01:49You put me back in touch with a part of me

01:01:50that I'd forgotten years ago, Lucky.

01:01:54Can you take it easy for a second?

01:01:56I'm trying to say something.

01:01:58Well, then just say it.

01:01:59I'm trying to say it.

01:02:01What do you think I'm trying to say?

01:02:02I love you, Lucky.

01:02:04Oh, no, no.

01:02:05That's not what I'm trying to say to you.

01:02:06Oh, yes, it is.

01:02:07That is not what I'm trying to tell you.

01:02:09Oh, come on.

01:02:10Deep down inside,

01:02:11that's exactly what you want to say.

01:02:13Come on, now.

01:02:14You'll feel a lot better.

01:02:15Come on.

01:02:16Let it out.

01:02:17Go ahead.

01:02:18You know it.

01:02:19I know it.

01:02:19I love you.

01:02:21You love me?

01:02:23I'm going to need another tissue.

01:02:25Where are we off to?

01:02:27We are off to ruin my life.

01:02:31Wake up!

01:02:33Oh.

01:02:35Hey, Doc.

01:02:36You came back.

01:02:38You need help.

01:02:39I want to take you to get some tests.

01:02:41Tests?

01:02:42That's good, right?

01:02:43Tests?

01:02:44Yeah.

01:02:45Oh.

01:02:47I hate these stares.

01:02:49Take good care of them, Doc.

01:02:51He's our star.

01:02:52You'll be okay.

01:02:55Come on, get in.

01:02:58Wait a minute.

01:03:00The dog gets to ride up front.

01:03:02Hey, could you stop looking at me like I'm a side dish?

01:03:04Oh, don't flatter yourself.

01:03:06Hey, you two guys, shut up.

01:03:07Quiet.

01:03:08Hey, look.

01:03:09Jerry.

01:03:09Did you tip your voice down?

01:03:11He's a big fan.

01:03:12Hey, Jerry.

01:03:13How you doing, dude?

01:03:15Just going for some tests?

01:03:17Hey, hey.

01:03:18I'm fine.

01:03:18The time is fine.

01:03:20I'll sit.

01:03:21They'll walk.

01:03:22I told you they'd get away.

01:03:24No thanks to you.

01:03:25No thanks to me?

01:03:27Three armed guards versus a pigeon?

01:03:28That's a fair fight.

01:03:32He's not at home, and he's not answering his page.

01:03:35He's starting to get worried.

01:03:37Mom.

01:03:38Yes?

01:03:38Guess who Maya brought to the party.

01:03:42Robbie.

01:03:43Oh, Robbie.

01:03:44There you are.

01:03:44Robbie.

01:03:46Mom.

01:03:47Where the hell is Doolittle?

01:03:48You know, I just talked to him.

01:03:50He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child.

01:03:53You know, that is so, John.

01:03:54It's so typical of the man who just, he just cares.

01:03:58Weller, take your lips off my butt long enough to hear what I'm going to say.

01:04:03If Doolittle's not here in ten minutes, I'm pulling the plug.

01:04:09You're really not going to have to do that.

01:04:10He's at the orphanage, sir, and he's going to be here in five minutes.

01:04:13I hope so.

01:04:14Yeah, he really will be.

01:04:15He's going to be here in five minutes.

01:04:17Thanks.

01:04:21Where's the kitchen at?

01:04:22I've got to get in here.

01:04:23Where's the food?

01:04:26Rodney?

01:04:27Uh-oh.

01:04:28She's coming to get me.

01:04:30Rodney?

01:04:34Rodney?

01:04:39Rodney?

01:04:40Who's Rodney?

01:04:41Sorry.

01:04:44Rodney?

01:04:48Rodney?

01:04:49This ain't no kitchen.

01:04:50Smell bad.

01:04:51Must be cooking chitlins.

01:04:56Now, what's this for?

01:04:59What are you talking about?

01:05:01I'm going to help you.

01:05:03Hey, what's that for?

01:05:08I'm here, 12.

01:05:13Ah, yourself!

01:05:17Go, go, go, go, go, go!

01:05:21Get me out of here!

01:05:27Somebody get the license plate number!

01:05:30I have just been violated.

01:05:56I don't want look who's here.

01:05:59Well, if it isn't Siegfried, I'm Roy.

01:06:01Keep it quiet.

01:06:03Lucky, you keep an eye out.

01:06:04You rats help me.

01:06:05Hey, we don't work for you.

01:06:06Then give me a break.

01:06:07I saved your life.

01:06:08That's yesterday's news.

01:06:09Take a hike.

01:06:11You want gratitude?

01:06:12Get a hamster.

01:06:13Get a hamster.

01:06:14You killed me.

01:06:15Get a hamster.

01:06:16I gotta get help.

01:06:18Yeah, I got a plate ID on the catnapper.

01:06:22Do something.

01:06:23The heart of a hawk.

01:06:24The heart of a hawk.

01:06:25The heart of a hawk.

01:06:26A chicken hawk.

01:06:28The heart of a hawk.

01:06:29The heart of a hawk.

01:06:30No.

01:06:32No.

01:06:33No.

01:06:35I feel good.

01:06:37I knew that I would.

01:06:41That feels good.

01:06:43I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients.

01:06:48You'll get over that.

01:06:49Well, maybe I just...

01:06:50I'm joking.

01:06:52I'm joking.

01:06:53Tina, I'm...

01:06:53Brown.

01:06:55I'm just the kind of guy who would rather be treasuring through the snow with a little

01:06:59black bag.

01:07:00Making house calls.

01:07:02It's kind of adorable, really.

01:07:04Ow!

01:07:05Oh!

01:07:05I'm sorry.

01:07:06That hurt me.

01:07:06Oh, my gosh.

01:07:07I'm sorry.

01:07:08I broke his nose.

01:07:15Let me take him to x-ray.

01:07:18Okay.

01:07:18I'm blacking out.

01:07:20I'm blacking out.

01:07:37I'm blacking out.

01:07:38It hurts.

01:07:38I really think...

01:07:38Yeah, it hurts.

01:07:39Of course it hurts.

01:07:40You walked right into a door.

01:07:42Oh, God, I'm bleeding.

01:07:44I'm bleeding.

01:07:45You know what?

01:07:45Do we have any more feet in the wall?

01:07:46Do we have any more feet in the wall?

01:07:48Hey, guys.

01:07:48Oh, John!

01:07:50What happened to you?

01:07:51I walked into a door.

01:07:53I crushed your septum.

01:07:54Oh, really?

01:07:55Look, guys, this is really a good time.

01:07:57I'm kind of here with somebody.

01:07:59Oh, my God.

01:08:00What?

01:08:01I do not approve.

01:08:03Lisa is a wonderful woman.

01:08:07Jesus.

01:08:07Hey, it's okay, guys.

01:08:08It's a friggin' tiger, man!

01:08:10That's all right.

01:08:10He's not gonna hurt you.

01:08:11I know him!

01:08:12Be afraid!

01:08:13Be very afraid!

01:08:14Oh, my goodness.

01:08:16I have to sit.

01:08:19Here's what we're gonna do.

01:08:20We're gonna go tell Johnny

01:08:21that we're gonna fix his little tiger up

01:08:23after he signs.

01:08:25Okay?

01:08:25Don't want to have him committed.

01:08:26We're having him committed.

01:08:27He's going to Happy Acres.

01:08:28He's perfect.

01:08:28If that, we'll get our money.

01:08:35It looks like it's shifted slightly to the left.

01:08:37That means that there's something

01:08:37applying pressure to it, Gene.

01:08:39But, John, you can't operate on a tiger.

01:08:42Especially when you don't know

01:08:42what his symptoms are.

01:08:43Double vision and chronic headaches.

01:08:45He told me so.

01:08:45John, you're gonna wind up back at Hammersmith.

01:08:48I mean, I think I've been very supportive of you.

01:08:50But if you expect me to believe

01:08:51that a tiger told you what his symptoms are,

01:08:54I just think I might have to draw the line with...

01:08:58You have to do something quick.

01:09:01We gotta get him into OR fast.

01:09:02It's the only chance he's got a change.

01:09:04What about the press conference?

01:09:0820 bucks says this guy never shows.

01:09:10Watch it back, everybody.

01:09:11Try to get to the operating room.

01:09:12Clear the way, please.

01:09:13Out of the way, please.

01:09:14Out of the way.

01:09:15Clear a spot, please.

01:09:16We have an emergency here.

01:09:17Ladies and gentlemen, please.

01:09:19Clear the way, please.

01:09:20Coming through.

01:09:21Coming through.

01:09:22There you are.

01:09:23Let's do this.

01:09:24Uh, Mr. Calloway, Mark broke his nose.

01:09:26The nose can wait.

01:09:28The press is waiting.

01:09:29Come on, partners.

01:09:31We're announcing.

01:09:32I really don't know if we should leave Mark with his nose in this area.

01:09:35Come on.

01:09:36Where were you?

01:09:37Thank you all for coming.

01:09:39And thank you all for being so patient.

01:09:43As you all know, the practice of medicine

01:09:46and the business of medicine

01:09:48have been undergoing very big changes in this country.

01:09:52We at CalNet strive to be at the forefront of these changes.

01:09:55That is why I'm proud to announce the acquisition of one of San Francisco...

01:10:00This is a life.

01:10:01Hot wings.

01:10:02Nuts.

01:10:03I love nuts.

01:10:05Oh, my.

01:10:07Live praise.

01:10:10Uh-oh.

01:10:15That's a big cat.

01:10:16It's all right.

01:10:17It's okay.

01:10:18It's all right.

01:10:19It's okay.

01:10:21It's all right.

01:10:21It's not gonna hurt anybody.

01:10:23It's a very, very sick tiger.

01:10:26Better have some kind of rational explanation for all of this.

01:10:29You know, Mr. Callaway, I don't have a rational explanation for this.

01:10:32I wish I did, but I don't.

01:10:34Right now, I got a really sick tiger on my hand.

01:10:36I'm gonna go back here and try to save it.

01:10:38That's the only thing that matters.

01:10:39Doolittle, you go through with this.

01:10:46So if you'll excuse me...

01:10:50Stupid cat!

01:10:51Ruined a good party!

01:10:52Shut up.

01:10:53What do you mean, shut up?

01:10:54Hey, I was getting ready to do karaoke!

01:11:09What the hell is this?

01:11:13One, two, three, four.

01:11:16You ain't getting through this door.

01:11:17Oh, just no peace.

01:11:21Fur is murder!

01:11:23Free Willy!

01:11:24Pigs go home!

01:11:26Pigs go home!

01:11:28Pigs go home!

01:11:30Pigs go home!

01:11:30No, no, not you.

01:11:32The police!

01:11:33Wow, this is great!

01:11:35Are you okay?

01:11:36Well, the man's coming down hard, but we're holding strong.

01:11:40Oh, I got such a chill.

01:11:41Really?

01:11:42Really!

01:11:42I'm gonna give you a local.

01:11:44It's not gonna hurt.

01:11:45You feel like a little bee sting.

01:11:48A little pressure, that's about it.

01:11:51Okay?

01:11:52Here I come.

01:11:57He can't do this.

01:11:59He still thinks he can talk to animals.

01:12:02He can, Lisa.

01:12:03He can talk to animals.

01:12:05It all started when he was a kid.

01:12:07I didn't know what to do.

01:12:08What are you saying, Dad?

01:12:10I thought it was a handicap, but it's a gift, Lisa.

01:12:13Don't you believe it?

01:12:15Look, look, look.

01:12:16See for yourself.

01:12:17Don't you worry about that, though.

01:12:21I need you to stay alert.

01:12:23Tell me if you feel any numbness in your pores or down your right side.

01:12:26Have you ever done this operation before?

01:12:30Oh, yeah.

01:12:31Once in medical school.

01:12:33But it was to a cadaver.

01:12:35But my professor told me I did such a good job that had my patient not been dead, he would've

01:12:39lived.

01:12:39Very comforting, Doc.

01:12:49It's like Noah's Ark out here.

01:12:51It truly is a remarkable sight.

01:12:53This odd collection of animals has actually prevented San Francisco's finest from entering the building,

01:12:59which is apparently where the stolen tiger is being held.

01:13:02Okay, we're open.

01:13:04Jean, irrigate, please.

01:13:10All right, Jake.

01:13:11I need you to be alert.

01:13:12Tell me if you feel anything.

01:13:13Anything at all.

01:13:14Do you feel anything now?

01:13:15No.

01:13:16Just the same old pain.

01:13:20How about now?

01:13:20You feeling any numbness at all?

01:13:24I can't.

01:13:26I don't know.

01:13:27Just relax and listen to the sound of my voice, okay?

01:13:30I'm scared.

01:13:32Don't be scared.

01:13:33I'm not gonna let you go.

01:13:35John?

01:13:38What did he say?

01:13:41He said he's a little scared.

01:14:26It's a black cloud.

01:14:32Uh-oh.

01:14:33My left side went numb.

01:14:34All still dropping.

01:14:36Okay, all right.

01:14:36Hey, you just hang in there, okay, Jacob?

01:14:38Hang in there for me.

01:14:39Okay, Doc.

01:14:40Is that black cloud?

01:14:42It has to be.

01:14:43All I gotta do is find it.

01:14:44Too close to his motor strip.

01:14:46A little more suction chain.

01:14:46I gotta be able to see it.

01:14:47We're losing him.

01:14:48We gotta relieve pressure.

01:14:49Come on, Jacob.

01:14:50Don't let go yet.

01:14:51You're almost there, all right?

01:14:53You're almost there.

01:14:53I didn't feel it.

01:14:55There!

01:14:56There?

01:14:56That's it.

01:14:57Okay, okay, here we go.

01:15:04It's gone.

01:15:06The pain is gone.

01:15:08My pressure's stabilizing.

01:15:11It's gone.

01:15:12It's really gone.

01:15:14It's gone.

01:15:15He's okay.

01:15:19Yeah, I got it.

01:15:26You are very welcome.

01:15:27You just lay back and relax.

01:15:29We're gonna have you back in the center ring in no time.

01:15:38Hey, Doc, why are you gonna do that?

01:15:40Now, if he tries to eat me again, I'm gonna smack that mustache off your face.

01:15:47He's a lunatic.

01:15:48He has a history of my condomis.

01:15:51He's frankly...

01:15:52He's the most remarkable surgeon I've ever seen.

01:15:58He has the straw that stirs the drink.

01:16:00I want excuses for me.

01:16:02And the dynamic, caring, I can't imagine...

01:16:06Do a little.

01:16:07Wonderful work, Doc.

01:16:08Bravo, bravo, Johnny.

01:16:10I'm so inspired.

01:16:11Welcome aboard.

01:16:12I feel like I've bought myself a winning franchise.

01:16:16Oh, yeah.

01:16:17Well, you haven't bought anything.

01:16:19We're not per sale.

01:16:19Look, we don't need these namby-pamby-wacko freaks.

01:16:24It's a big drink to the top.

01:16:27You want pigeon?

01:16:28I'll show you pigeon.

01:16:35Are you happy now?

01:16:37I'm right behind you.

01:16:42If we could talk to the animals.

01:16:50Hey, somebody, come here.

01:16:52I think we got birth here.

01:16:55Hey, somebody.

01:16:56I see some shaking in that egg.

01:16:58I see shaking in the egg.

01:17:01Hey, hey, hey.

01:17:01How's it going, my girl?

01:17:02Uh-oh.

01:17:03You know what?

01:17:04A tic-tac wouldn't kill you.

01:17:06Hey, girl, get up.

01:17:07We got birth coming.

01:17:09Oh, great.

01:17:10A swan egg.

01:17:11This is going to be great.

01:17:11Come on, girl.

01:17:12I have just one question.

01:17:13What is a swan?

01:17:14Hey, a swan egg.

01:17:15Okay, just breathe.

01:17:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:18Come here from the magic moment.

01:17:20Oh, no.

01:17:21It's like Jurassic Park.

01:17:22It's going to kill us.

01:17:23It's hatching.

01:17:24It's hatching.

01:17:28Good Lord, Doc.

01:17:29What on earth is that?

01:17:31That would be my brand new baby alligator.

01:17:35Cool.

01:17:37Mama?

01:17:38Mama?

01:17:38I'm not your mama.

01:17:41Mama?

01:17:42Oh, no.

01:17:43Don't look at me.

01:17:45Although there was that one time I got drunk in the Everglades.

01:17:49Look at that.

01:17:50Hey, Doc, wait up.

01:17:52So, you're going to treat both humans and animals.

01:17:55I love it.

01:17:55Yeah, well, it's no big thing.

01:17:56We're all basically the same, you know?

01:17:58My thoughts exactly.

01:17:59Okay.

01:17:59First, I want to move my bowl up on the dining room table.

01:18:02Second, no more dog food.

01:18:04That stuff's just gross.

01:18:05I want my own room with a TV.

01:18:07This table will be fine.

01:18:09I hate stories with happy endings.

01:18:12Yoo-hoo.

01:18:13What did you say?

01:18:14I didn't say nothing.

01:18:14Then, who?

01:18:16Oh, my God.

01:18:19Let's go, buddy.

01:18:20I don't want to die.

01:18:21Hang in left.

01:18:22No, hang in right.

01:18:23Look out for the dropping.

01:18:24Get the hell out of my way.

01:18:26This sucker of life really stinks.

01:18:32Grunt and squeak.

01:18:35And squawking with animals.

01:18:39And they could talk to us.

01:18:49Yeah.

01:18:52Yeah.

01:18:54And the money's on the fire.

01:18:56I can't do my fire.

01:18:59I can't do my fire.

01:18:59And the money's on the fire.

01:19:00I can't do my fire.

01:19:02Well, I think, diggy.

01:19:04Won't you get jiggy?

01:19:05With a mad scientist, Mr. Dolini.

01:19:07If this here's the party with a VIP.

01:19:09Get a lamp.

01:19:10Ride.

01:19:11Play this line of me.

01:19:12Just do it till you're satisfied.

01:19:13Ain't no difference.

01:19:14G-style party crowd.

01:19:15It's all a-picking.

01:19:16Fingers popping.

01:19:17People locking.

01:19:18Woo-ha!

01:19:19You know Sugar Hill ain't stopping.

01:19:21So children keep screaming and dreaming.

01:19:23How you think we got the spotlight beaming?

01:19:25On stage while I rock rhymes.

01:19:27All around the nation.

01:19:28Time for you got to find solutions.

01:19:30And get up off that thing and keep moving.

01:19:34Get caught up in the nine to five.

01:19:36But for now, party over here.

01:19:38Time for you.

01:19:39I'm looking to the party.

01:19:40Tell me what I see.

01:19:42I'm looking to the party.

01:19:44Boy!

01:19:45I'm looking to the party.

01:19:46To the paper now.

01:19:48As I'm looking to the back.

01:19:49Tell me what I see.

01:19:50Everybody on the dance floor.

01:19:51Rock the board.

01:19:52To the every one.

01:19:53When they break up.

01:19:54Like a hot, big bag of butter.

01:19:56Hey!

01:19:57I'm looking to the party.

01:20:00I'm looking to the party.

01:20:02Boy!

01:20:03I'm looking to the party.

01:20:04To the paper now.

01:20:05That's how I look into the crowd.

01:20:07Tell me what I see.

01:20:08Everybody on the dance floor.

01:20:09Rock the board.

01:20:10To the every one.

01:20:11When they break up.

01:20:12I got a hot, big bag of butter.

01:20:13Woo!

01:20:14Na-na.

01:20:15Woo!

01:20:16Woo!

01:20:20Damn.

01:20:20Everybody down with us.

01:20:22Just damn.

01:20:23Want to feel the groove and clap your hands.

01:20:25They ask who's blessed tonight.

01:20:27I am.

01:20:28God's been good to me.

01:20:29Never to be too late.

01:20:30And continuously, he's great.

01:20:32He's on time, even if I have to sit and wait.

01:20:34Sitting in the corner, reminiscing down.

01:20:38The course my life has taken.

01:20:42All my ups and all my downs.

01:20:45But your mercy and grace has brought me to this place.

01:20:48When I sing.

01:20:49Oh, no, no, no.

01:20:50Oh, what is done.

01:20:51What is done.

01:20:53I can dance.

01:20:54I, oh, I can dance.

01:20:56All day.

01:20:57All day.

01:20:58All night.

01:20:59All night.

01:21:00I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh,

01:21:11I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh,

01:21:16I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh.

01:21:32With nothing

01:21:33But what he's done

01:21:36I can dance, dance, dance

01:21:39Dance, dance, dance, dance

01:21:40No day, all night

01:21:42No night, no night

01:21:44With nothing, grab your hands

01:21:46Dance, dance

01:21:50I told you what, what, what

01:21:54Probably Lala

01:21:59All I know is I'll be hurting you if I told you that you would cry, la, la, la, you

01:22:06got me thinking my, my, my, and it's killing me inside, oh, I, I, don't want to stand by, oh,

01:22:14I, don't understand, can't explain what it is, cause I need you, feel the need to wish for anymore, I

01:22:25have you.

01:22:27But when I do, there's no truth, baby, all I do is lie, the only truth is that I lie,

01:22:35cause I need you in my life, you got me breaking down now, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, oh, oh,

01:22:50if I told you why, babe, I'd probably lie, baby, babe.

01:22:55You said a secret cry cry cry

01:22:58Oh I

01:22:59All I know is I'll be hurting you

01:23:00Don't wanna be hurting you baby

01:23:03La la la

01:23:04If you let me think of my

01:23:06My my my

01:23:07My my my

01:23:08Oh I

01:23:10Don't want you saying bye

01:23:11Don't want you saying bye

01:23:13Don't want you why

01:23:16Probably lie la la

01:23:18You said a secret cry cry cry

01:23:21All I know is I'll be hurting you

01:23:24If I do do, do do, do da la la

01:23:27You got me thinking my, my, my

01:23:30And it's killing me inside

01:23:32Oh, I, I don't want to sing

01:23:36Yeah

01:23:52See the birds as they fly

01:23:54They give thanks for another day and the heart is for lonely ones, found in you they can trust.

01:24:07Oh, I don't mind having your attention and hope in time that the whole world will listen.

01:24:22Oh, I don't mind having your attention and hope in time that the whole world will listen.

01:24:52You said I know what it means.

01:24:55That's why I do the things I do, do, do.

01:25:00The things I do, do, do.

01:25:04I do, do, do.

01:25:08The things I do, do, do.

01:25:12The things I do, do, do.

01:25:16That's why I do.

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