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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 15
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02John, you're a toy.
00:04You and me, no future.
00:05Once some things are said...
00:06Do you remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week?
00:09You can't take them back.
00:11You are never gonna get somebody who cares as much about finding Deirdre as I do.
00:15You shot yourself?
00:17Pretty lame, huh?
00:18The damage is already done.
00:20Mom!
00:20You're not taking her away from me.
00:22Get out!
00:23I needed you to see something.
00:24They said they stole it from Mike's garage.
00:26Is that blood?
00:30Brie Vandekamp believed in old-fashioned values.
00:35Things like respect for God.
00:38The importance of family.
00:42And love of country.
00:46In fact, Brie believed so strongly in her values,
00:51it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with those who didn't.
00:59It's not mine.
01:01You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promised.
01:03Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today.
01:07I want you out of the house!
01:09Brie, look at me. It's not mine.
01:12Well then, whose is it? It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket.
01:16Well, I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper.
01:22No.
01:23Sorry.
01:24Andrew is still a child.
01:25He's 16. It's not unheard of.
01:27Honey, you have to talk to him.
01:29And tell him what?
01:30Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from, you know...
01:34I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, but I don't think it's gonna do any good.
01:38Well, then the least we can do is go search his room, and if we find any more of these,
01:42we'll confiscate them.
01:43And that will accomplish what?
01:44Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe...
01:46He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis. He'd still try to have sex.
01:52Well, we can't put it back in his room. I mean, that would be like we're condoning him having premarital
01:56sex.
01:57Brie, let me put this another way.
02:03Do you want to become a grandmother?
02:10Yes, Brie believed in old-fashioned values.
02:15But she also believed it was better to be safe than sorry.
02:31All four families?
02:35No.
02:47Yes, Brie.
02:47He's always going to be very inclusive.
02:47Yes, I'm ready to take away his face, but...
02:47No.
02:48No memory.
02:49I'm with none.
02:50Yes, Brie.
02:50Bye-bye.
03:07Each new morning in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.
03:13Little white lies told not to hurt.
03:17Morning, Mrs. Petrel. You look lovely today.
03:19But to make life more pleasant.
03:23They tell these lies to protect themselves and their reputations.
03:28Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable.
03:31It's the last time I do my banking online.
03:38Of course, every now and then, the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth.
03:45He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?
03:48He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident.
03:52Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen.
03:55We know that you want to trust Mike, but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage.
04:01Now, did he? We don't know that for sure.
04:03All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it.
04:05So, what are you saying? That the twins murdered Martha?
04:08Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
04:11I'm saying that that is about as likely as Mike having done it.
04:14He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike.
04:19Honestly, I don't think Mike did it either.
04:22But if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence.
04:25Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up.
04:30But, we will do whatever you want us to do.
04:41Okay, call.
04:42So, should I just dial 911?
04:44No, it's not really an emergency.
04:45There was a murder.
04:46Well, not recently, and I'd prefer not to tie up the line.
04:48Will you just call?
05:13No, no, no, no, no.
05:19I can't talk to my mom, okay?
05:21But, you really gotta go.
05:29Hey, Mrs. Solis.
05:32I'm sorry, do I know you?
05:34Yeah, I'm Justin. John's roommate.
05:36Been waiting forever for you to show up.
05:39Really? Why?
05:40I want to do you a favor.
05:41What kind of favor?
05:43Well, John says that you can't exactly afford a gardener right now.
05:48And I told him I'd be happy to do it.
05:51For free.
05:53You want to mow my lawn for free?
05:55Mow your lawn?
05:56Water your flowers?
05:58Trim your bushes?
06:01I could do everything John did for you.
06:05That's very generous of you, but I don't think so.
06:08Why?
06:09Because my husband is home quite a lot these days.
06:11If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it.
06:16Well, this is a very beautiful yard.
06:18I'm sure it could use a little extra attention.
06:22I'm flattered, but no thank you.
06:26Mrs. Solis, please.
06:30Did I mention why my husband's home a lot?
06:32He's under house arrest.
06:34Oh?
06:35He has a lot of anger towards the government right now.
06:38And he's just dying to find someone to take it out on.
06:53Hey guys, this isn't a hockey rink.
06:56Can you take it outside?
06:57You ready?
06:58How was your day?
06:59Mwah!
07:02I didn't get the VP gig.
07:04Oh, Tom, I'm so sorry.
07:08It doesn't make any sense to me.
07:09I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy,
07:12so how does Tim Dugan, the biggest blowhard in the office,
07:15get promoted to vice president over me?
07:17I thought you liked Tim Dugan.
07:19I do.
07:20I just, I don't know.
07:21I just, I really wanted that promotion.
07:23Good job!
07:25Hey, boys, can you please take the Stanley Cup finals outside?
07:30Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?
07:34I've worked at that firm for eight and a half years.
07:36Dugan's been there for less than two. I am not going to beg.
07:39I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time.
07:43You have to see your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet.
07:48There is more than one, you know, leadership style. Mine is quiet, but effective.
07:54Take that racket outside!
07:59Well, whatever works for you.
08:05Susan!
08:07Hey, sexy, where you been?
08:09I called you twice. You avoiding me?
08:12Don't be silly. Why would I do that?
08:13No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping.
08:16Two days? Must be pretty well stocked.
08:24How about dinner tonight?
08:26Uh, dinner tonight, um...
08:31You okay?
08:35Can you hold these a sec?
08:40Up against the car!
08:45You have the right to remain silent.
08:47Anything you do say can be used against you.
08:49You have the right to consult an attorney.
08:52If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
09:00Oh, I should get this.
09:02Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night.
09:05He sent out a bunch of formal invitations, complete with fancy lettering.
09:09I'm surprised you didn't spritz them with aftershave.
09:11What is wrong with nice invitations?
09:14Mom, it's a pool party.
09:15Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad?
09:18Because he's genetically incapable of being cool.
09:21So, uh, are you going?
09:23Oh, maybe.
09:25I mean, um, Lisa and Justin, some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim.
09:31We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's going to be.
09:34Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
09:37Yeah.
09:38You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?
09:41I guess.
09:45Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm going to want you home by 11 on Saturday.
09:5011?
09:51Mom, it's not even a school night.
09:53Bree, a curfew isn't going to do any good.
09:57You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, but I cannot.
10:03What?
10:04What's going on here?
10:09Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?
10:12As a matter of fact, it does.
10:14And just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her.
10:21Andrew, this is not funny.
10:23Mom, trust me, this is very funny.
10:26Mostly because the condom wasn't mine.
10:39You suck, you know that?
10:41Oh.
10:51So obviously we need to talk.
10:55I'm still a virgin, if that's what you want to know.
10:57Well, good.
10:59But why on earth would you need a condom?
11:01Because I'm planning on having sex and I don't want to get pregnant.
11:05Denia, you are president of the abstinence club.
11:07I wasn't planning on running for a second term.
11:10Well, who are you planning on having sex with?
11:13John.
11:14John Rowland?
11:15I thought you broke up with him.
11:16No, he broke up with me.
11:17And you want to know why?
11:18Because I wouldn't do it.
11:19Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance.
11:22Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy.
11:26Besides, it's different with John.
11:28I love him.
11:32Oh, sweetheart.
11:33Just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return.
11:39So maybe I'm being stupid.
11:41What's the big deal?
11:42It's just sex.
11:44Honey, I am looking up for your happiness.
11:46Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges.
11:50But I waited until I got married, as did your father.
11:54And it was so much better.
11:57But Daddy ended up cheating on you.
12:00Yes.
12:01And ever since he moved back in, you've been miserable.
12:04Why would you say that?
12:05The walls between our bedrooms are paper thin.
12:07I hear more stuff than I probably should.
12:10Oh.
12:11Look, Mom, I love you a lot.
12:13But you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice about sex and happiness.
12:26Have you seen these?
12:27Five more past due notices.
12:29Don't worry.
12:29I'm handling it.
12:30How?
12:30How are you handling this?
12:31Can I please finish my sandwich?
12:33Have you seen our checking account lately?
12:34We're broke.
12:35And then we have the mortgage payment coming up.
12:37We have property taxes.
12:39Gabby.
12:39It's going to be okay.
12:41No, it's not.
12:42We are seriously screwed.
12:43And I am freaking out that you're not freaking out.
12:46Look, things will turn around.
12:47When?
12:48I don't know when.
12:49But we're lucky people.
12:50And we'll be lucky again.
12:53What is that?
12:55It's the lawnmower.
12:58We got a new gardener today.
13:02It's not going to cost us a cent.
13:04The kid's a friend of John's.
13:05Harlow's.
13:05And he said that he'd do the lawn for free.
13:10Can you believe it?
13:11We are lucky people.
13:25Yeah, Duker.
13:25You're up, baby.
13:26Got it.
13:27Yeah, Duker.
13:28Go, man.
13:28Hey, Ray.
13:29Hey, you guys.
13:30Good to see you, Ray.
13:32Hey.
13:35Don't look so dumb.
13:36You're going to get a hit.
13:38It's not that.
13:38This is my hating Tim Dugan look.
13:44Dugan connects.
13:48Look at that job-stealing bastard runt.
13:51Dugan is really showing some of that glory-hounding-ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for.
13:56I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter.
13:59Oh, look, he's stretching for extra bases, just like he's stretched for extra territory, screwing-over unsung utility player Tom
14:06Scott.
14:08Oh, down goes Dugan.
14:10Dugan goes down.
14:12That's got to hurt.
14:13Well, gloryhound is tagged out, and, well, he's going to have to deal with some tough dirt stands at Tim
14:17Dugan.
14:18Tom.
14:22Oh, now, look, I'm sure he's just grandstanding.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:31Holy crap.
14:36It's only a pool party.
14:38Everyone's going to be there.
14:39I said no.
14:40What are you going to do?
14:41Keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18?
14:43You can see boys in a couple of years, just not that boy.
14:47Why do you hate Zach?
14:49I don't hate Zach.
14:50I just think he's sort of crazy.
14:52Mom, I've heard people call you sort of crazy.
14:54Well, I'm adorable crazy, and he's rampage crazy.
15:02Susan Meyer?
15:03Yeah.
15:04I'm Detective Copeland.
15:05I'm investigating the murder of Martha Huber.
15:08I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino.
15:11Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month?
15:15Is the 7th important?
15:17Well, we believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered.
15:20She was last seen at the grocery store around 9, and then she didn't show up for a dentist appointment.
15:24The next morning.
15:26What day was that?
15:27It was a Sunday.
15:29Oh.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31Yes.
15:32Yes, yes.
15:33Yes, I was with Mike that night.
15:35You're sure?
15:35Yes, I was.
15:36Yep, it was a big night for us, relationship-wise.
15:38It was the first time that we...
15:41The first time you...
15:44Did it.
15:44The first time they did it.
15:46Julie?
15:46Well, it was.
15:47How did you know?
15:48I'm not clueless.
15:49I found men's boxers in the clothes hamper.
15:51Oh, don't write that down.
15:54But this is good.
15:55You can let Mike go.
15:56He's innocent.
15:57Well, assuming everything you're telling me is true.
16:00It's true.
16:01The next morning, she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts.
16:07Seriously.
16:07Little hearts.
16:16Justin, what are you doing up here?
16:20Um, I finished the hedges.
16:23Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done?
16:25I don't know.
16:26He's not here.
16:27He had a meeting with his lawyer.
16:29So I guess that means we're all alone?
16:31No, that means I'm all alone.
16:33You're leaving.
16:33I'm not in a hurry.
16:36Come on, maybe we can hang out for a little while.
16:38I don't think so.
16:39Come on.
16:40If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun.
16:44All my friends say so.
16:45Well, I'm not interested in becoming one of your friends.
16:48Get out of my bedroom.
16:50Come on, Mrs. Solis.
16:51Be nice.
16:58You shouldn't have done that.
16:59Do you know how easy it would be for me to call my husband and tell him what you just
17:03tried to do?
17:04Not as easy as it would be for me to tell him what happened between you and John.
17:09I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis.
17:12But you're going to have to be nice to me.
17:15At least once.
17:32Mike!
17:35Are you okay?
17:37Uh, yeah.
17:38Yeah.
17:39I'm a little bit embarrassed.
17:40That must be the talk of the neighborhood.
17:42No.
17:42Not really, no.
17:44So guess what?
17:46I'm your alibi.
17:47I told the police that we were together the night that Mrs. Hooper was killed and that
17:53I could never forget that night.
17:56So you don't think I killed Mrs. Hooper?
17:58No.
17:59No, of course not.
18:00I could never think you killed anybody.
18:02Even if I wasn't your alibi, which I am.
18:06Okay.
18:07I'm, um, I'm going to go take a shower.
18:10Jail's kind of gross.
18:11I'll call you later, okay?
18:13Sure.
18:14When?
18:18Later.
18:19All right.
18:19I've just got some stuff I've got to take care of.
18:21Okay?
18:24Okay.
18:28Mrs. Vandekamp.
18:29Hello, John.
18:30I'm sorry to drop by on you unannounced.
18:32Do you have a moment?
18:33Sure.
18:38So, what can I do for you?
18:40Well, I'll tell you.
18:41My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity, and I would consider it a personal favor if
18:46you wouldn't take it.
18:53Hey.
18:53Hey.
18:54Hey.
18:54So, what's the word on Tim?
18:57He came through the triple bypass with flying colors.
19:01Thank God.
19:03Of course, it's not all coming up roses.
19:04He's not going to be able to come back to work for four, four and a half months.
19:08Oh.
19:12What?
19:13The company still needs to expand, so I figure they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me
19:18to step up, take the ball.
19:20You're going after Tim Dugan's promotion?
19:22No.
19:23I already got it.
19:26You should have seen me.
19:27I walked straight into Peterson's office, and I told him that he would be a fool to hold
19:30Dugan's promotion.
19:32You called your boss a fool?
19:34I did.
19:35That was risky in retrospect, but you know what?
19:38Still, he gave me the job.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:40I mean, it's me.
19:41I'm the man.
19:42I got the whole West Coast.
19:43Oh, my...
19:44What?
19:45What?
19:46The whole West Coast?
19:47I thought you were going after an in-house position.
19:49No, no, no.
19:50I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to L.A.
19:52I told you that.
19:54No.
19:57No, you didn't.
19:59Okay.
20:01Well, so it's going to be a little bit more travel, but...
20:03More travel?
20:04Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is, and now you're going to have, what, twice
20:09the workload?
20:09Honey, please don't ruin this.
20:11I'm sorry, but you should have consulted with me.
20:13I did.
20:14She told me to stop being a shrinking violet and to step up.
20:17I thought this was an in-house position.
20:21Okay, I'm going to go shower.
20:23Look, wait, wait.
20:25I know what this means to you.
20:26No, you don't.
20:28No, you don't.
20:28I am 41 years old.
20:29If I don't make vice president now, it's never going to happen.
20:33This is my career.
20:34It's important to me.
20:37So was mine.
20:38But I'm here, aren't I?
20:43I'm going to take the job.
20:53She said that you broke up with her because she refused to have sex.
20:56Wow.
20:57Um, okay, here's the deal.
21:00I said that, but it was just an excuse.
21:03I mean, the truth is, I wasn't that into her.
21:08Really?
21:09And she was always so proud of never having done it, I figured, hey, this is my way out.
21:15Well, she feels very passionately about you.
21:18Well, don't get me wrong.
21:20She's nice.
21:21And what the truth is, there's someone else.
21:25Oh.
21:26Are you going steady?
21:29Not exactly.
21:30We were seeing each other pretty regularly, but this other lady, girl, she sort of dumped me.
21:38Oh, I see.
21:41Well, look, I'll talk to Danielle, and don't worry.
21:45I'll let her down gently.
21:47Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't.
21:51Huh?
21:55I know my daughter.
21:56She's very determined.
21:58And unless you're really firm with her, she's going to continue to think that there's hope.
22:02Okay.
22:03I'll be firm.
22:05Better still, be brutal.
22:23Decided to indulge your sweet tooth, huh?
22:26I'll be dead inside a year.
22:28I've got bigger things to worry about than my waistline.
22:32So, who's the woman they think you killed?
22:35Martha Huber.
22:36Local busybody.
22:37I thought her murder was random.
22:39Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage.
22:43Did you kill her?
22:45No.
22:46Whoever set me up did a good job, though.
22:48The cops are all over me.
22:50You're getting close to something.
22:51Well, if I am close, I don't see it.
22:53What I'm saying is people leave trails.
22:57One of those trails will lead to Deirdre.
22:59But whoever set you up must know that.
23:01Yeah, well, maybe.
23:03It won't be much good to you locked up.
23:05I'm rich, Mike.
23:08One of the best things about being rich is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of
23:12any problem.
23:15I'm not taking my money to the grave.
23:18I'm going to use it to save your ass.
23:26Mrs. Solis.
23:27Hello, Justin.
23:29Hey, what are you doing here?
23:30I am here to talk to your roommate.
23:33John?
23:34I didn't think you guys talked anymore.
23:36Well, now we have something to talk about.
23:39You.
23:40Me.
23:41Yes.
23:41I'm going to tell him how you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you.
23:44I wonder how he'll react.
23:46Mrs. Solis.
23:47You think you'll get violent?
23:51You can't talk to John about that.
23:53Oh, I can.
23:54And I will, you little worthless piece of crap.
24:00Listen, Mrs. Solis.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04I didn't want to blackmail you.
24:06Then why did you?
24:08I really needed to sleep with you.
24:10Why?
24:11Because.
24:16I think I might be gay.
24:20Oh.
24:21Daddy.
24:23Daddy.
24:23Daddy.
24:25What?
24:26Daddy.
24:28What's up?
24:29Oh, we went out for burgers and the boys knew you wouldn't be home until after bedtime.
24:34And so we decided to pop in and visit the new VP.
24:38Yeah, well, check it out.
24:40I finally got an office with a window, huh?
24:42Yep.
24:42It's all about the window.
24:46Hey, guys.
24:47Hey, who wants chair rights?
24:49Me.
24:49Come on.
24:50Out this way.
24:51Here we go.
24:52Woo-hoo.
24:53Here we go, guys.
24:54Ready?
24:56Yeah, get it.
24:57Hold on.
24:58You gotta hold on.
25:01Checking out the new executive digs.
25:03Oh.
25:04You know it.
25:10Can I tell you a little secret?
25:12Sure.
25:14Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Dugan.
25:17And I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom.
25:22Really?
25:22Uh-huh.
25:24Tom is such a workhorse, and he wanted it so badly.
25:29Yeah, he certainly did.
25:32What is wrong?
25:33Aren't you happy about this promotion?
25:37Lynette realized it was in her best interest to lie to the boss's wife.
25:42Oh, that's great.
25:45Obviously.
25:48Provided she wasn't too convincing.
25:51Of course, I mean, I will miss him being gone all the time.
25:59He'll be bringing in more money, but he is going to miss the birthdays, baseball games, first steps.
26:06But that's the trade-off, right?
26:10I just hope one day Tom doesn't look back and regret being gone so much.
26:19Well, I better get out there before they break something.
26:22Of course.
26:23I will see you soon.
26:24Okay.
26:31So, have you been acting on these feelings?
26:37Well, I got a buddy.
26:38We get together, mess around.
26:41But it's no big deal.
26:44Just lately I've been starting to, like, care about him, and I don't know how to handle it.
26:51Yeah, and I thought if I sleep with somebody like you, I'll know for sure, and I can stop freaking
26:58out about this.
26:59Yeah, but why me?
27:00You're a good-looking kid.
27:01Why don't you test drive someone your own age?
27:04Girls talk.
27:05If I start something with somebody and it doesn't work out, everybody at school will find out.
27:13And I figured I could trust you because you have a husband and all.
27:17Well, I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way.
27:24You know, my buddy and I, we've been messing around for quite a while, and this whole time I just
27:31kept telling myself that it didn't really mean anything, you know?
27:38I guess I've just been kidding myself, huh?
27:41We're all in denial about something.
27:47But you're finally facing the truth, and I think that's sort of grave.
27:53Thanks.
27:54I should probably go.
28:00Just so you know, I never would have told Mr. Selyse about you and John.
28:05I may be gay, but I'm not a jerk.
28:08I may be gay, but I'm not a jerk.
28:46Hi.
28:47Hi.
28:48I'm sorry to bother you at night, Miss Meyer, but I was hoping that maybe you could come down the
28:53station with me, just answer a few more questions.
28:56Now?
28:56Well, I'm sorry.
28:57My daughter and I were going to go see a movie at night.
29:00Mom.
29:02We can do it another night.
29:04I'll be fine.
29:06Uh, let me get my purse.
29:08Great.
29:09Are you sure?
29:10Yeah.
29:11I'm sure I won't be late.
29:12Okay.
29:13Bye.
29:18Bye.
29:20Bye.
29:20Bye.
29:21Bye.
29:21Bye.
29:22Bye.
29:23Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:25Bye.
29:25Bye.
29:27Bye.
29:28You said that Mike came to your house around 10 p.m. on the night of the 7th.
29:33Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera?
29:36No, no.
29:36Just, just talk to me.
29:38Okay.
29:39Uh, yes.
29:40He came over around 10 o'clock.
29:43Do you know of any tension between Mike and Martha Hoover?
29:48No.
29:49Were you aware that Mike was shot recently?
29:53Yes, on Valentine's Day.
29:55And do you know how that came about?
29:57He dropped his gun, cleaning it.
30:00Ms. Meyer, with all due respect, I've been working around guns for years.
30:03I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground.
30:06Someone has to pull the trigger.
30:08Well, I wouldn't know about that.
30:10Were you aware there was a home invasion, uh, three blocks from you on Pine Avenue, day
30:14before Valentine's?
30:15No.
30:16The intruder was shot in the stomach.
30:18Where was Mike's wound?
30:23The stomach.
30:31Do you love him?
30:33What?
30:37What does that have to do with...
30:38It's just, sometimes people do stupid things when they're in love.
30:42I should know I've been married four times.
30:47Tell me the truth.
30:48He wasn't with you that night, was he?
30:50He asked you to lie for him, didn't he?
30:52No, he didn't.
30:53He was with me, and Mike wouldn't kill anybody, I'm sure of that.
31:10Mike Delfino, convicted 1987, did five and a half years for drug trafficking and manslaughter.
31:29You want a coffee?
31:31I'm gonna go for coffee.
31:45So is she covering for her guy?
31:50No, she's just a sucker.
32:04I guess no one's in the pool yet.
32:06Are you gonna swim?
32:08Please, I just spent like an hour blowing out my hair.
32:12Look.
32:16I'll, I'll see you later, okay?
32:18Okay.
32:22Hey.
32:25Uh, hey, I've got a surprise for you.
32:28You wanna go somewhere and talk?
32:30Yeah.
32:31We should talk.
32:33Hi, you made it.
32:35Andrew's here.
32:36I didn't think he'd come.
32:37Yeah, he brought a lot of friends.
32:39They're acting like total jerks.
32:40We're at the media.
32:42I don't care.
32:43You're here now.
32:44This is gonna be great.
32:48Come on, man.
32:49Let's go.
32:51Danielle.
32:52Don't touch me.
32:54Hope you can swim.
32:58Woo-hoo!
33:00Can you possibly take it easy?
33:02It's cool, man.
33:03Look.
33:04Floats.
33:05All right?
33:05It's a flex.
33:06It's a party.
33:07You're the main party animal, right?
33:09Am I right?
33:12I guess.
33:13All right.
33:14Well, then act like it.
33:15Come on.
33:15Give me a how.
33:19Come on.
33:20You're the host.
33:21Revel in it.
33:21Give me a how.
33:23Ow!
33:24Ow, ow, ow!
33:29Ooh!
33:35There you go.
33:38You okay?
33:39No, what do I care?
33:41It's nothing.
33:43I take care of him if I wanted to.
33:46What do you mean?
33:48I know where my mom kept her gun.
34:02That's not funny, Zach.
34:03Well, if you think about it, yeah, it kind of is.
34:12I know where my mom kept her gun.
34:17Hey, Danielle.
34:20Are you okay?
34:22I just want to go home.
34:24Can we go?
34:26Sure.
34:30Julie.
34:34I'm taking Danielle home.
34:36Are you coming back?
34:37I don't think so.
34:38I don't think so.
35:02So, how was the PTA meeting?
35:05Long.
35:12So, Peterson called me in his office today.
35:15Really?
35:16Yeah, he changed his mind.
35:19He's going to hold that promotion for Dugan.
35:23Oh.
35:24Yeah, it's fine.
35:25You know, I'm glad, really.
35:28I don't want to work all those long hours.
35:30And you know how I hate flying.
35:31It just does, you know, horrible things to my back.
35:34God, with all that extra stress,
35:35I would have ended up exactly like Tim Dugan 10 years from now.
35:39So, yeah, of course.
35:46So, it's over.
35:50Look, you're going to make Vice President one of these days.
35:53You know, it's okay.
35:54Honest.
35:56I am, uh, really glad that it worked out this way.
36:11Okay.
36:23Oh, God.
36:24You scared me.
36:26How'd it go?
36:29I'm just peachy.
36:32And humiliating and shocking.
36:36Susan.
36:36How could you?
36:38God, Susan, do you trust me?
36:40Yes, of course I do.
36:41Oh, I'm such an idiot.
36:43And you're such a liar.
36:45Oh, and apparently a killer.
36:46And a drug dealer.
36:47That's just quite a personal ad you've got going there.
36:50Susan, I came to Wisteria Lane.
36:52Stop, Mike.
36:53Just stop.
36:56If you keep talking,
36:59you're going to work your way into my heart.
37:02And I just don't want you anywhere near my heart.
37:08Ever.
37:17Julie?
37:20Mommy needs a hug.
37:25Julie?
37:44Is Julie in there?
37:46Julie Meyer?
37:48I don't know.
37:49It's pretty dead in there.
37:59Julie Alexandra Meyer!
38:02Oh, Julie!
38:04Zach, this is ridiculous!
38:06You can't hold your breath forever!
38:14Oh!
38:15Oh!
38:15Oh, you might as well just stay under there
38:17and never come up for air
38:17because when you do,
38:18I'm going to take the living day like that.
38:21Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:26Is my daughter under there?
38:36I'm not, I'm not, I'm not yet here.
38:39Oh!
38:40I'm, okay.
38:41I'm, I'm sorry.
38:42Uh, I'll just,
38:45I'm just going to leave those right there.
38:47Oh!
38:49Fine.
38:50It's good.
38:51You just, you know,
38:54did you see?
38:55No.
38:56Good prize.
39:03Sell the house.
39:04Are you crazy?
39:05Carlos, we can't afford to live here anymore.
39:07But if our lawyer gets the Justice Department
39:09to unfreeze the bank accounts, then-
39:10Then what?
39:11Huh?
39:12Finish the sentence, Carlos.
39:13We have tons of legal bills,
39:15you've lost all your clients,
39:16and even with our savings,
39:17we're screwed.
39:18But-
39:23It's our house.
39:24Honey, I know.
39:26I love this place, too.
39:27I just, I think it's time for us to face the music.
39:52I never thought I'd be poor at this stage in my life.
39:58You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life.
40:03But I've never been poor.
40:05Because poor is just a state of mind.
40:08And right now, you and I are just-
40:11Without funds?
40:15Exactly.
40:20I guess we could get an apartment.
40:23Start over.
40:26Who knows?
40:28It might even be fun.
40:32And once we're back on our feet,
40:36we'll get a house as big as this one.
40:39Bigger.
40:56So I get my wife this dog for her birthday.
40:59Straight from the pound.
41:00Cheapest gift I've ever gotten her,
41:02and she loves it, so I'm a genius, right?
41:03Then, I find out it's got this weird blood disease.
41:07Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggy medicine for this month.
41:10I'm a genius, right?
41:12Now, don't be cynical.
41:13Did something nice.
41:14Made your wife happy.
41:18Now, let's talk about what's going to make you happy.
41:28Yes, each new day in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.
41:34The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall asleep.
41:40We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy.
41:47Or, that he's happy.
41:54That we can change.
41:59Or, that he will change his mind.
42:07We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins.
42:20Or, that we can live without him.
42:26Yes, each night before we fall asleep, we lie to ourselves.
42:31In the desperate, desperate hope that come morning, it will all be true.
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