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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 14
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Turns out someone hurt her. I want them dead.
00:05Sometimes.
00:06I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed.
00:08In that case, you might want to think about looking for a job.
00:12The answers.
00:13If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem.
00:16I can't do that.
00:16To life's biggest questions.
00:18I had the nightmare again.
00:20What do you think the significance of the name Angela is?
00:24Actually, that's my real name.
00:25Our buried.
00:26She hasn't even been dead a month, and it's like you've totally forgotten she ever existed.
00:28Under even bigger lies.
00:30Zach was telling Julie about what happened to Dana.
00:33He didn't mean to kill Dana.
00:40Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from God.
00:45Most mothers will also tell you that the gifts their children give them are less than heavenly.
00:53Lynette had suffered through artwork made in kindergarten.
00:59Spice racks made in summer camp.
01:04And jewelry made at the Scout Jamboree.
01:08But this day, Lynette Scavo received a gift every mother dreams of.
01:15One she wasn't embarrassed to display.
01:18Where did you guys get this pot?
01:19We made it!
01:21Really?
01:22I love it!
01:24Well, this is the nicest present you boys have ever given me.
01:29And you know what?
01:29I'm going to put it out on the front porch so the whole neighborhood can enjoy it.
01:34Lynette knew she'd cherish the memory of that moment for the rest of her life.
01:41The memory of that moment was ruined the very next day.
01:52Mrs. McCloskey, why are you taking my flower pot?
01:56Because it's mine.
01:57Your boys stole it off my porch.
01:58No, no, no.
01:59My sons made that for me for Valentine's Day.
02:02I bought this in Costa Rica on my last cruise.
02:05You see?
02:06Still got the price tag on it.
02:08Look.
02:10What?
02:11Nothing more to say?
02:13Can't cut your tongue?
02:14You listen to me.
02:16Keep your brats off my property.
02:18Yes.
02:19Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from God.
02:24Most mothers will also tell you there are some days when you wish you could return them.
03:08I'll see you next time.
03:13It was the day before Valentine's Day
03:15and every man on Wisteria Lane
03:17was preparing for this most dangerous of holidays.
03:21While some purchased romantic cards
03:27and some brought home candy and flowers
03:31and some made dinner reservations at fancy restaurants.
03:37Others managed to forget about the day entirely.
03:41Again.
03:43This flurry of activity was lost on the women of Wisteria Lane.
03:48They were busy learning a secret about their neighbors.
03:52A secret that was positively heartbreaking.
03:57So Paul said that Zachary killed Dana?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Well, it must have been some sort of accident.
04:03I mean, little boys don't just kill their baby sisters.
04:05Well, whatever it was, that boy is seriously disturbed
04:08and I've forbidden Julie from hanging out with him.
04:10Would you hold her?
04:12So this is it.
04:13This is the secret that Mary Alice was trying to protect.
04:16Think of the guilt that she must have lived with.
04:18You know, I never thought I'd say this,
04:20but I kind of feel sorry for Paul.
04:22I wish I could.
04:23I still feel like something's not right.
04:26What do you mean?
04:26Well, we've all been in their house.
04:28Have you ever seen a picture of another kid there?
04:31I mean, why keep Dana's baby blanket
04:33and throw out all the photos?
04:34That's a good point.
04:36We never answered why Mary Alice referred to herself
04:38as Angela in that therapy session.
04:40All I know is this.
04:42Mary Alice loves Zach more than anything in the world.
04:46When you love a child that much,
04:48you're capable of doing all sorts of things.
04:51you're capable of doing all sorts of things.
04:53You're capable of doing all sorts of things.
04:55You're capable of doing all sorts of things.
04:55You're capable of doing all sorts of things.
04:56Yeah.
05:03Yeah.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Hello.
05:06These were delivered to my house by mistake.
05:10May I?
05:11They're for Mary Alice Young.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:16I, uh,
05:19had a standing order with the florist.
05:20I forgot to cancel it.
05:24Mary Alice was my wife.
05:26She passed away a few months ago.
05:31I'm very sorry for your loss.
05:34And I'm sorry for yours.
05:36Pardon?
05:37Your sister.
05:38Martha?
05:40Oh,
05:40yes.
05:43Her.
05:47Good Lord,
05:48that's Angela.
05:51What?
05:52Angela Forrest.
05:53We worked together in Utah.
05:54Must be
05:5515 years ago.
05:58I'm afraid you're mistaken.
05:59My wife's name was Mary Alice.
06:01She's
06:02never been to Utah.
06:06Well,
06:07it could be mistaken.
06:08As I said,
06:09it's
06:11been years.
06:19No, Mickey,
06:20you're wrong.
06:21I wasn't acting
06:21like a diva.
06:22I left the boat show
06:23because that coordinator
06:25was making passes at me.
06:27I mean,
06:28it's not my fault.
06:29Yeah, Lynn,
06:29you missed a spot.
06:31No,
06:32spare me the lecture
06:33and just book me
06:33another job quick.
06:35Carlos and I
06:36are up to our asses
06:37and bills
06:37and we can't pay them.
06:38Fine.
06:40Bye.
06:47What did you say?
06:51Nothing.
06:51What did you say?
06:53Are you going to
06:54clean that spot?
06:56Which one?
06:57The one I told you
06:58to clean.
06:59I get to it.
07:11Clean it now.
07:14Why?
07:15Because I said so.
07:18Okay.
07:20But you've got to say
07:21please.
07:24Fine.
07:26Please.
07:32Anything to get you
07:33back on your knees
07:34scrubbing where you belong.
07:36You are not better
07:38than me.
07:39Excuse me?
07:41The only reason
07:42you have anything
07:43in your life
07:44is because
07:45you are pretty.
07:46One day you'll be old
07:48and when that happens
07:49you'll be nothing.
07:52You are so fired.
07:56No kidding.
08:02Oh, Valentine's Day card.
08:10It's pretty
08:10and meticulously
08:11hand-painted.
08:13Whoever sent you that
08:14must really love you
08:16and be loaded
08:17with talent.
08:18It's beautiful.
08:19Thanks.
08:22So are we still
08:23on for tomorrow night?
08:24Oh, not only are we on
08:25I got reservations
08:26at La Petite Fleur.
08:27Oh, that place
08:28is so pretentious.
08:29I've been dying
08:30to go there.
08:31Boys!
08:32Get your little
08:33fannies inside!
08:36Guys!
08:38Oh, poor Lynette.
08:40If she doesn't get
08:41a new nanny soon
08:42she's going to implode.
08:48Hey, guys.
08:50Who are you hiding from?
08:51Our mom.
08:52She wants to spank us.
08:54What, did you do
08:54something bad?
08:58You know,
08:58if you hide out too long
08:59she'll get worried.
09:00Then she'll just get madder.
09:01You know what I say?
09:02Go on home.
09:03Take your lumps.
09:04Decent chance
09:04to have the rest
09:05of the day to play.
09:10Come on.
09:10Climb aboard.
09:13All right.
09:15What a impressive.
09:17Oh, I love kids.
09:19Can't wait
09:20to have my own someday.
09:21Oh!
09:34We don't want
09:35to get spanked.
09:36Yeah, we promise
09:37we'll be good.
09:38Too late.
09:39You stole.
09:40And then you lied.
09:42Even worse,
09:43you made me look bad
09:44in front of Mrs. McCluskey
09:45who you know
09:46is Mommy's sworn enemy.
09:48Time to pick your poison.
09:50How about a belt?
09:51It's a classic.
09:56Well, we could go
09:56with the old hickory stick.
09:58It's a cliche,
09:59but it's pretty effective.
10:01I know.
10:02We'll go with the spatula.
10:03The holes give it
10:04less wind resistance.
10:06Moves faster.
10:08No!
10:08No!
10:09Guys, guys, guys!
10:10Hey, my hands are tied.
10:13Thieves get spanked.
10:15Just the way it works.
10:19Unless...
10:19Unless what?
10:21For a first-time offense,
10:24if you swear,
10:26cross your heart,
10:27that you will never,
10:29never steal again,
10:30and you write
10:31Mrs. McCluskey
10:32a letter of apology,
10:33I will let it slide.
10:36Okay, okay!
10:37We swear!
10:38We swear!
10:38All right,
10:39start with dear
10:40Mrs. McCluskey.
10:45Mommy,
10:46why are you smiling?
10:49Do you know
10:50what psychological warfare means?
10:52No.
10:53Well,
10:53too bad for you.
10:54Okay,
10:55start with the big N.
10:56See?
10:58Good.
11:00Rex and I
11:01are hosting
11:01a dinner party
11:02for ten
11:03next week.
11:04We're using
11:04our best china
11:05and serving
11:06duck.
11:08So,
11:08you and Rex
11:09are a couple again?
11:10Yes.
11:11You know,
11:12that's one of the things
11:13I hated most
11:14about our separation,
11:15not being able
11:16to throw dinner parties.
11:18There's just
11:19something so
11:20civilized
11:21and elegant
11:21about them,
11:22don't you think?
11:23I take it
11:24you've resolved
11:25your feelings
11:26about his infidelity?
11:28Let's just say
11:29I've put them
11:29in an imaginary box
11:31and don't plan
11:31on looking at them
11:32for a while.
11:34Do you think
11:35that's the healthiest
11:36way to achieve
11:37a reconciliation?
11:38Well,
11:39it won't be easy
11:39at first.
11:40There'll be a lot
11:41of forced smiles
11:43and perfunctory
11:44lovemaking,
11:45but after a few
11:45decades whiz by,
11:47I'm sure I'll find
11:47a way to forgive him.
11:49Well,
11:49as long as
11:50you have a plan.
11:56I do want
11:57to forgive him,
11:58Dr. Goldfein,
11:59but there's something
12:02he's still not telling me.
12:05Really?
12:08I think it has
12:09something to do
12:09with why he had
12:10the affair.
12:12Have you
12:12confronted him?
12:13Once,
12:14and you should have
12:14seen the look
12:15in his eyes.
12:15He was terrified
12:16that I'd figure it out.
12:22You know what it is,
12:24don't you?
12:26Brie,
12:26I can't discuss
12:27other patients.
12:29I realize that.
12:35This thing
12:36that he's hiding,
12:37is it bad?
12:43Oh,
12:45okay,
12:45um,
12:47maybe it's better
12:48that I don't know.
12:49Brie,
12:50how does this
12:50reconciliation
12:51have a chance
12:52if the two of you
12:53can't be honest
12:54about the innermost
12:55parts of your lives?
12:57We're, um,
12:58wasps,
12:59Dr. Goldfein.
13:00Not acknowledging
13:01the elephant in the room
13:02is what we do best.
13:03You'd settle for that?
13:04A life filled
13:06with repression
13:07and denial?
13:09And the dinner parties?
13:12Don't forget
13:13the dinner parties.
13:20And, uh,
13:22over there
13:22you've got your
13:23Queens
13:23and, uh,
13:24your Quad Spring
13:25Series
13:26and your Deluxe
13:271000s
13:28all the way
13:29to the Imperial
13:30Paradise.
13:32Sweet racket,
13:33huh?
13:33Yeah.
13:34I swear
13:34sometimes
13:34I wake up
13:35in the morning
13:36and I can't believe
13:36I'm the Siesta King.
13:38Except for
13:39how I am.
13:41Very impressive.
13:43So,
13:44where does
13:45the photographer
13:45want me
13:46for the shoot?
13:47Uh,
13:48didn't your agent
13:49tell you
13:49there's no shoot?
13:51Well,
13:52then what did
13:52you hire me for?
13:55You've heard
13:56the expression
13:57sex sells?
13:58That's where
13:59you come in.
14:00You're here
14:01to remind people
14:02that there's
14:02a lot of fun
14:03things they can do
14:04on a Siesta King
14:05mattress
14:05that don't end
14:06where I'm sleeping.
14:08Get it?
14:29It is often said
14:31that good fences
14:32make good neighbors.
14:35but as Lynette
14:37was about
14:37to discover
14:38the fence
14:39might just
14:40need a little
14:40barbed wire
14:42if the neighbor
14:43is Mrs. McCluskey.
14:45Hey!
14:50Hey,
14:51what do you think
14:51you are doing?
14:52Get out of here!
14:53Your little criminal
14:54snuck into my house
14:55and stole my wall clock.
14:57What?
14:58It was a hand-painted
14:59purple and white
15:00wall clock.
15:01My son made it.
15:02Are you sure
15:03you didn't misplace it?
15:04You're getting up
15:04there in years.
15:05No offense,
15:06but you probably
15:06forget where
15:07you put things.
15:08No offense,
15:09but you should
15:09be sterilized.
15:11Look,
15:12my boys do not
15:13break into
15:13people's houses.
15:14Sure,
15:15they may have
15:15stolen your
15:16flower pot,
15:16but you know,
15:17they apologized
15:17for that.
15:18They wrote a note.
15:20That's the coward's
15:21way out.
15:21They should have
15:22come over
15:22and apologized
15:23in person.
15:24You know what?
15:24This has been fun.
15:25But now,
15:25you let those
15:26boys run wild.
15:27Toys all over
15:28the yard,
15:29there's bikes
15:29laying out
15:30in the street.
15:31It's a disgrace.
15:32Get out of my house!
15:33Those boys
15:33would have been
15:34better off
15:34raised by wolves.
15:36God knows
15:37they would have
15:37been cleaner.
15:38Go!
15:39Ugh!
15:44Valentine's Day
15:45is tomorrow.
15:47I know.
15:48I already
15:49bought your gifts.
15:51Roses
15:51and English
15:52toffee?
15:53Mm-hmm.
15:54Just like always.
15:55Yes.
15:56And I
15:57suppose we'll
15:58make love
15:59tomorrow night,
15:59too?
16:00That is our
16:01little tradition.
16:02Good.
16:04I'm looking
16:05forward to it.
16:14Are you
16:14looking forward
16:15to it?
16:18What?
16:19Well,
16:19it's just that
16:20I know that
16:20I don't
16:21please you
16:22sexually,
16:22so I was
16:23wondering if
16:24you really
16:24were looking
16:24forward to
16:25being with
16:25me.
16:26Oh,
16:26for God's
16:27sake.
16:27I'm sorry,
16:28Rex.
16:29I thought I
16:30could pretend
16:30that this
16:31doesn't upset
16:31me anymore,
16:32but I
16:32can't.
16:33Please,
16:34don't do
16:34this.
16:35You had
16:35an affair.
16:36You went
16:36to another
16:36woman for
16:37sex to give
16:38you something
16:38I couldn't.
16:39At least
16:39have the decency
16:40to tell me
16:41what that
16:41something is.
16:42Bree,
16:42I can't.
16:44Why not?
16:50Rex,
16:51please tell
16:51me.
16:52Let me
16:53prove to
16:53you how
16:53much I
16:54love you.
17:00I like
17:01to be
17:01dominated.
17:04Huh?
17:07Sexually.
17:11Huh?
17:13Never mind.
17:15Rex,
17:15please,
17:16I want
17:16to
17:16understand.
17:23Please,
17:23Mr. Snow.
17:24Right,
17:24slave.
17:25Yes,
17:25mistress,
17:25yes,
17:26yes.
17:26Turn your
17:27head.
17:27Don't look
17:27at me.
17:28But,
17:28mistress.
17:29On your
17:29knees,
17:29now,
17:30right now.
17:31Tighten
17:31your cuffs.
17:32Tighten them.
17:33Yes,
17:33mistress.
17:33Do it now.
17:34Yes.
17:34Head down.
17:35Yes.
17:35Ow!
17:36Yes.
17:37Yes.
17:38Place the
17:38stick in your
17:39mouth.
17:39Yes,
17:40Tight.
17:40Yes.
17:43Well?
17:47What the
17:48hell did
17:48your mother
17:49do to
17:49you?
17:50What?
17:50Oh,
17:51come on,
17:51this just
17:52reeks of
17:52unresolved
17:53childhood
17:53trauma.
17:54This has
17:54nothing to
17:55do with
17:55my mother,
17:56Bree.
17:56This is a
17:56preference.
17:57It's a
17:58perversion.
17:58For God's
17:59sake,
17:59you promised
18:00to be
18:00supportive.
18:01What do
18:01you want
18:01me to
18:02say?
18:02My
18:03husband likes
18:03to wear
18:04metal clamps
18:04around his
18:05nipples?
18:05Hooray?
18:06I want
18:06you to say
18:07you'll try
18:07it.
18:08Just,
18:08just once.
18:09Try what?
18:10Hurting
18:11you?
18:11You
18:12actually
18:12want me
18:13to hurt
18:13you?
18:13So I
18:13can feel
18:14pleasure,
18:14yes.
18:17Fine.
18:20So,
18:21was it good
18:22for you
18:22too?
18:35Mike wants
18:35babies.
18:37What?
18:38He wants
18:39to have
18:39kids.
18:40And he
18:41had that
18:41look that
18:41men get
18:42that says
18:42I'm ready
18:43to procreate,
18:44point me to
18:44the nearest
18:45cervix.
18:47And I
18:47take it
18:47this is a
18:48problem?
18:49Oh,
18:49I can't
18:50have another
18:50baby.
18:51I mean,
18:52I'm so
18:52grateful I
18:53had you.
18:54You know,
18:54I don't
18:54regret a
18:54minute of
18:55that,
18:55but I
18:56found it
18:57to be
18:57completely
18:58overwhelming.
19:00Sometimes I
19:00even wonder
19:01how I got
19:01through it.
19:02You and
19:03me both.
19:04So,
19:05have you
19:06told Mike
19:07how you
19:07feel?
19:07Oh,
19:08I can't
19:08tell him.
19:09This could
19:09be a deal
19:10breaker.
19:10Julie,
19:11I really
19:11love him.
19:12I don't
19:13want to
19:13lose him.
19:14Maybe
19:14you're
19:14overreacting.
19:15I bet
19:16he'd rather
19:16have you
19:17than a
19:17baby.
19:19Or
19:19he doesn't.
19:21then
19:22that's
19:23something
19:23you need
19:23to know.
19:28Susan
19:29shouldn't
19:29have been
19:30so worried.
19:32Children
19:33were the
19:34last thing
19:34on Mike's
19:35mind.
19:36He was
19:37too busy
19:37searching
19:38for answers
19:39in all
19:41the wrong
19:41places.
19:42in all
20:01and
20:02in all
20:09and
20:11in all
20:11the
20:11way.
20:38Please just go.
21:06You got lucky.
21:09Didn't hit anything major.
21:15Noah's getting impatient.
21:16Well, you can tell Noah I'm getting closer.
21:21That's her, isn't it?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Hard to believe a kid from such a good family could get so messed up.
21:26I met somebody who recognized her photo.
21:28I think she rented a room over on Pine Avenue.
21:31I was checking out houses when...
21:34Hey, Mike, it's me. Are you there?
21:36Wake up.
21:37Hello?
21:39Okay, I know you're home. Your lights are on.
21:43Look, I really need to talk to you about something.
21:46You know what? I'm just going to stop by.
21:50No, hey, hey. I'm here.
21:53Are you okay?
21:54Yeah. Yeah, I just stubbed my toe.
21:57Oh.
22:01Um, so can I come over? I really need to talk to you about something.
22:06Actually, I got a buddy over here right now.
22:08Um, can I wait till dinner tomorrow?
22:11It's kind of important. Um, yeah, I guess I can wait.
22:16So, see you at seven?
22:17Right. Counting the minutes.
22:23You should take it easy for the next few days.
22:27I can't cancel.
22:29Last thing I need is for her to get suspicious.
22:36Maybe it's my dementia, but I still haven't found my purple wall cloth.
22:40Nobody in my family knows or cares where your stupid clock is.
22:45Oh, and by the way, will you tell your little criminals to get their bikes out of the street?
22:49Oh, I'll get it.
22:50No.
22:52Well, move it when you say please.
23:07Please.
23:09Okay, little Lynette, let's not get crazy.
23:11Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey who had officially declared war,
23:16it was Lynette who decided to deliver the opening salvo.
23:20You're going to clean that up.
23:22You think so?
23:23Yes.
23:28Yes, the war of Wisteria Lane would indeed prove to be messy for everyone involved.
23:36Pardon me?
23:37Pardon me?
23:39We were wondering what the coil count is on this one.
23:58What is this?
24:02People keep coming and talking to me, asking me questions.
24:05That is not my job.
24:07Well, you don't have to be rude.
24:09I am not a mattress salesperson.
24:13Is there something wrong with being a mattress salesperson?
24:16Is it beneath you or something?
24:18Honestly, yes.
24:20I'm a model.
24:21You know what?
24:22Your agent warned me that you were a diva, and he was right.
24:26You won't talk to the customers, you bitch about the coffee,
24:28and you wouldn't even chip in for Hazel's birthday cake.
24:31I just met the woman today.
24:33That didn't stop you from having a piece.
24:36I'm sorry, but I don't want someone around my store that's not a team player.
24:41Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait.
24:42You're fired, Princess.
24:44No.
24:48I need to know if my policy covers it.
24:52No, my car actually wasn't involved.
24:54It was my neighbor's car.
24:56But the egg was mine.
24:59Uh-huh.
24:59Well, can I please speak to your supervisor?
25:02Honey!
25:03Can you come out here?
25:08What?
25:11Look what I found stashed in the boys' playhouse.
25:22Please tell me that's not a purple wall clock.
25:28Pack your bags.
25:29We're moving.
25:38I don't know.
26:12Discouraged over losing her job, Gabrielle decided a makeover would be the perfect cure
26:18for her depression.
26:21It was after finding a moisturizer she couldn't afford that it finally occurred to Gabrielle,
26:31perhaps it was her pride that needed a makeover.
26:37Excuse me, miss.
26:41You forgot to give me my receipt.
26:42Oh, right.
26:45Oh, here.
26:46Here we go.
26:49Come again.
26:58Mrs. Solis?
27:04Oh, God.
27:07Hello.
27:08Yes, sir.
27:09Hello, Yao Lin.
27:11How are you?
27:13Good.
27:14Very good.
27:15I wanted to call you.
27:17I felt terrible about how we left things.
27:20I need lipstick.
27:22Okay, but now.
27:28You must be loving this, huh?
27:31Having me serve you must be a dream come true.
27:34I can't complain.
27:37That's the difference between you and me, Yao Lin.
27:39Our dreams.
27:40Close your eyes, please.
27:44You see, I dreamed of pulling myself up from nothing, and I did.
27:48I dreamed about the things I wanted, and I got them all.
27:51A high-powered career, a handsome husband, an extravagant house.
27:59So, this is just a blip on the radar for me.
28:02Because now, I know what I'm capable of.
28:05And if I did it once, I can do it again.
28:09I'm never really down, Yao Lin, even when it looks like I am.
28:14So enjoy this moment.
28:16Enjoy your dream.
28:18Because for you, it doesn't get any better than this.
28:23There.
28:25Don't you look beautiful?
28:46Right this way.
28:48Everything okay?
28:50Oh yeah, this dress is just riding up as it is.
28:52If I walk any faster, it'll be happy Valentine's Day for everyone.
28:55Especially me.
29:04Excuse me, miss?
29:08Oh!
29:13I'm so sorry.
29:15Is everyone okay?
29:17Oh, thank you.
29:19Thank you so much.
29:21Thank you so much.
29:24Thank you so much.
29:26Oh, ma'am.
29:27Your napkin.
29:27Don't even think about it.
29:41Oh, that's so wonderful what you wrote.
29:49Okay.
29:51I'm not gonna be any type of company until I get something off my chest.
29:56Do you remember the other day when you said that you wanted to have kids?
30:01Mm-hmm.
30:03Here's the thing.
30:06I don't think I'm ready to have another baby.
30:10I think we need to have a serious conversation.
30:14Um, sure.
30:21I'm not going over there.
30:22Yes, you are.
30:24No, I can deal with the humiliation of going around to the neighborhood returning everything the boys stole,
30:30but please, don't make me apologize to that woman.
30:33This is what it means to be a good neighbor,
30:36finding ways of getting along instead of, you know, hurling an egg at them.
30:42But why do I have to apologize?
30:43Why don't we just go, oh, now we're even, and we'll start from scratch?
30:46Okay, if the, uh, being a pleasant human being argument doesn't fly with you,
30:50we'll try a self-preservation.
30:51What if she wakes up in the middle of the night, the house is on fire?
30:54You don't want her to call 911?
30:55If our house catches fire, I guarantee you she's the one that started it.
30:59Okay, my point is, the day will come and we need her help,
31:02and I don't want her not to help us just because of some silly feud.
31:08Fine, I'll do it.
31:11Wow, thank you.
31:12You know, whoever came up with the motto,
31:14love thy neighbor, clearly lived nowhere near Karen McCluskey.
31:18Yes, well, on Valentine's Day, the only motto that really matters is, you know,
31:24love thy husband.
31:26Really? I, I recall no such motto.
31:28Hmm.
31:29Hmm.
31:30Hmm.
31:31Hmm.
31:36I mean, I understand why you would want to have kids.
31:39But that chapter of my life, it's just closed.
31:41I'm, you know, I, I don't think I can go back there.
31:44And so, you know, given the way I feel, and given the way I think you feel...
31:52Oh, God. You're not taking this well. Oh, I was afraid of this.
31:55Hmm.
31:58Um...
32:02What?
32:05I gotta go.
32:07What?
32:09I'm sorry.
32:10Hmm.
32:13I don't believe this.
32:15You're, you're leaving without even trying to talk me into having your baby?
32:18I mean, how do you know I wouldn't cave? I always cave. I...
32:21Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
32:23Mike?
32:23Come on.
32:38Good night.
32:40Night.
32:50So how does this domination thing work?
33:01So there's nothing to be afraid of.
33:04I mean, mostly we'll just be constructing simple scenarios and acting them out.
33:07So, it's like we're in a little play.
33:12Sort of.
33:13And if things do get too rough, we'll have a control word.
33:16If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately.
33:19Okay. So, what's our control word?
33:22Well, lately, I've been using Philadelphia.
33:29What's wrong?
33:30Well, it's just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia,
33:32and I don't want to be thinking about her while I'm spanking you with a leather strap.
33:38Okay. Fine.
33:40You pick a control word.
33:42Um...
33:43How about Boise?
33:46Boise?
33:47What's the matter with Boise?
33:50We're gonna be doing psychological role-playing here, Bree,
33:54and a funny word like Boise will ruin the mood.
33:57We need something that sounds serious.
34:00Hmm.
34:02How about Palestine?
34:07Boise will be just fine.
34:11So, I guess we should, uh, get started.
34:16What do you want me to do?
34:20Handcuff me to the bed.
34:22Bree, you are not gonna regret taking this journey with me.
34:25This is gonna infuse our marriage with more passion than you can imagine.
34:31You just have to trust me.
34:34I do.
34:38Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once?
34:44Sure.
34:47You can wait here.
34:48You can go in to see him as soon as the doctor's finished.
34:50Oh, okay. Thanks.
34:55Can you believe that story?
34:57Please, there's no way that gunshot woman was self-inflicted.
35:00Funny how he can't seem to remember who stitched him up.
35:03Well, the police are on their way to talk to him.
35:05Let them sort it out.
35:06Ordered the joint of the doctor,
35:08...
35:08...
35:11...
35:11...
35:11...
35:13...
35:21Pediatric nurse attorney...
35:24...
35:24...
35:28Sorry about ruining dinner.
35:30Please.
35:31Just glad you're okay.
35:39so you shot yourself pretty lame huh I was cleaning my automatic and it's too
35:52embarrassed to tell you well I could see why you would be you know it sounds
35:59crazy I just I couldn't let myself ruin your Valentine's Day but I heard what
36:05you said at the restaurant about not wanting kids we don't have to talk about
36:11that now Susan I just want to be with you above everything else that means not
36:21being a dad I may be stupid enough to shoot myself but I'm not stupid enough
36:30to walk away from you you know that right yeah
36:38yeah I'm gonna go outside and let you rest for a while thanks for being so understanding
37:14I'm officer Russell this is officer Walter so I would like to ask you a few questions
37:41what do you want
37:45the boys have something they'd like to say to you
37:52I have some tea heating on the stove perhaps you'd better come inside boys
38:04what about you Lynette do you have anything to say
38:09no I'll just wait out here suit yourself
38:22you boys want some peanut brittle go ahead don't get any crumbs on my
38:29floor move over okay go ahead make with the apology we're sorry that's it huh didn't you
38:46know that stealing is wrong how old are you anyway we're six and how old are you five well
38:55your mother just pops them out doesn't she how old are you how old do you think 150
39:05hurry up and eat your peanut brittle
39:13who's that
39:18that's my little boy
39:20where does he live
39:24he died when he was 12 how come
39:28he got sick
39:30he was a little terror like you three
39:36you would have liked him
39:40now you're done with the peanut brittle
39:43let's go
39:48now I want to say something to you before you go
39:51what you did was wrong but it's nice that you wanted to get a present for your mom for Valentine's
39:57Day
40:00nobody's ever going to love you but your mother
40:04all right let's go
40:09get the hell out of my house in her heart Lynette knew she would probably never love her neighbor
40:16never realizing that love was the one thing she and her neighbor had in common
40:35hi
40:36hey Lynette
40:40um what's wrong
40:43my kids have been on kind of a thieving jag stealing stuff from around the neighborhood
40:48I'm so sorry
40:50I know they're being punished probably for life but I needed you to see something
40:59they said they stole it from Mike's garage from inside his workbench near Mike
41:09so
41:11read the engraving
41:20is that blood
41:22I don't know
41:26what
41:27what does this mean
41:29I don't know
41:40it's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is
41:45it can sustain us through trying times
41:53or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices
42:00it can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds
42:07or compel ordinary women
42:11to search for hidden truths
42:15and long after we're gone
42:18love remains
42:19burned into our memories
42:25we all search for love
42:27but some of us
42:30after we found it
42:34wish we hadn't
43:05we never found it
43:05we never found it
43:05the best
43:05we see
43:05we
43:14Transcription by CastingWords
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