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Sur Oméga, Pierrot enquête sur un réseau de mercenaires recrutés dans le but de construire une base militaire secrète. Avec les informations obtenues, le Colonel Pierre pense avoir identifié la planète inconnue : la planète Diane dans la Galaxie d'Andromède. La Présidente Pierrette donne son accord pour l'envoi de forces spatiales sur cette planète.

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00:00The infinity of the pre-ribbles of the sky
00:05Discovered like a great open book
00:10And the Earth, this ephemeral marble
00:15Who takes it when the star passes?
00:18Its true place in space
00:20Infinity, which unfolds before us
00:25Its comets, its planets, its stars
00:30And the sky, like an eternal dream
00:35Where time itself fades away
00:37To make room for infinite space
00:42Towards which we go, full of joy
00:46On the horses of the wind, the future
00:52Adventure awaits us
00:55Let me count you
00:57Once upon a time, there was space
01:19Infinity, of which we are the sentinels.
01:24Symphony, within reach of our wings
01:29Harmony, which one never tires of
01:34You'll see, come on, take a seat
01:36We are leaving for infinite space
02:08Subtitling by Radio-Canada
02:12This way
02:13Are you sure about the location?
02:14Yes, absolutely
02:15I distinctly heard men saying to each other
02:18You had the smoking duchy
02:19Come closer, sir, come closer
02:20Good quality, inexpensive Antarès walnut oil
02:24Beautiful vegetable salads
02:26They come directly from Andromeda
02:29Come and see
02:29Talking birds, clever monkeys
02:31All animals
02:32It's two by two now
02:36Are you sure about that?
02:38Absolutely
02:39Absolutely
02:40I admit
02:41You'll see
02:43We're arriving
02:44You have a reputation as a reliable informant, Clark
02:48Also, please be aware that we have taken measures
02:50But all of this seems incredible.
02:51How ?
02:53Right here, at Omega?
02:54Mercenaries?
03:05Here's the sign
03:12Let's hurry, subway, what?
03:13We're always late
03:14We dawdle
03:15No, no, young man.
03:16Don't dawdle
03:17We simply educate ourselves
03:19Your world is so bizarre
03:20So illogical
03:27Do you see the climate?
03:32So, my guy
03:33You could buy a friend a drink, couldn't you?
03:35Pardon
03:37Tell us, something's wrong
03:44Does this animal drink?
03:45Are you an animal yourself?
03:48No, he doesn't drink
03:49But me, you see
03:50I'm drinking enough for four, boss.
03:53Here, one of my men
03:55So, if you want to buy a drink for a friend?
03:58Pardon
04:00Hey, come here
04:07And here's the other one
04:08Okay, so you're going to listen carefully to what I'm going to tell you.
04:11Can you capture and transmit them?
04:13That's what I'm here for, it seems to me.
04:15Inferior beings
04:16And besides, they live in caves, it seems to me.
04:19They live by hunting
04:20With just bits of wood, can you imagine?
04:22I get the feeling they must be some strange guys, though.
04:26And what about us, in all this mess?
04:29First the base is established, then the reinforcements arrive.
04:31Yeah, and from then on, we'll have no more difficulty conquering the planet
04:36And all this on whose behalf, please?
04:40So, what do you think?
04:41Listen to me, I think it's best not to try too hard to find out who it is.
04:45We're paid pretty well with our weapons
04:47We'll be kings there
04:49Even if well paid, a mercenary has the right to know who is paying him.
04:53Let's be quiet, here comes our recruiter
05:03Well, Mitro
05:05With your permission, I'm installing a scramble in Moodle
05:08That way, my colleague over there won't detect me.
05:14That's done.
05:15And given his service record, he's a top-notch recruit.
05:18Very well, in two days at moonrise, a ship will come to pick you up.
05:23Hello ?
05:29Give the signal, Mitro, quickly!
05:33You!
05:53You two talk too much. I've already warned you.
05:57Uh, no, I swear.
06:00No.
06:05Now it's too late.
06:10But what's going on?
06:25Metro, would you like to repeat the sentence?
06:28Yes.
06:31They are far too inferior, and besides, they live in caves, it seems.
06:34They live by hunting.
06:36We had babies, can you believe it?
06:38First, we will locate the planet in question.
06:41Reject information about planets inhabited by developing beings
06:45and who hunt wild animals with wooden stakes.
06:48Planet Larissa in the constellation of the Great Bear.
06:51Distance 23,377,400 light-years.
06:55It is one of the most eccentric planets in the spiral galaxy M101.
07:00A relatively unevolved humanoid life, primarily focused on hunting.
07:04Closed planet.
07:07But that's not it, no.
07:10Thank you, small outer planet of the spherical cluster M13 in the constellation of Hercules.
07:15The cluster contains 300,000 stars and has a diameter of 23 arcminutes or 25,000 light-years.
07:22Liquid crystal atmosphere, deadly to humans.
07:25A form of life exists, rather evolved and adapted to this atmosphere.
07:30Closed planet.
07:34The honest one.
07:36Triangulum constellation.
07:37Medium planet of the spiral galaxy M33.
07:42Distance.
07:432 million light-years.
07:45Due to the highly elliptical orbit of this planet around its sun,
07:49A deadly cold follows excessive heat.
07:52These conditions do not allow for the development of advanced life.
07:56Closed planet.
07:57No, that's not it at all.
07:59The phrase said, lives in caves, but not all these beings seem to be housed there.
08:04We don't really know where they live, subway, and we might be confusing cave and burrow.
08:09You've become quite pedantic, young man.
08:11It seems to me that you need to give your connections a little kick in the pants to bring you to a more modest state of mind.
08:16You're giving me a fine one, young man.
08:18Young man, you yourself.
08:20Modest. Modest, given the example you've set for me.
08:22No, well, those are some ways of talking to me.
08:26Planet Clarus, in the NGC 752 cluster.
08:33I believe we can eliminate that planet after our incursion there.
08:37The Andromeda spiral galaxy M31.
08:41400 billion stars.
08:43The planet Diana.
08:44Distance, 2 million light-years.
08:48Atmosphere compatible with humans.
08:49Primitive inhabitants under remote surveillance.
08:52Approximately 20,000 years will be needed before they can join the Confederation.
08:57But what is the Ancestor doing?
08:59Well, well, you didn't look at each other.
09:02It seems to me that this time, we have our planet under control.
09:06Let's resume the recording.
09:08The lower beings who live in caves,
09:10They live off the land, using bits of wood.
09:16It seems that once again, an invasion of a land is being prepared.
09:19and the colonel recommends a forceful intervention against the attackers.
09:22I agree, but still, we have no certainty as to the identity of these attackers.
09:27The investigation continues, but whatever it may be,
09:29I am in favor of deterrent action.
09:32If it's one of our own, it's an important decision.
09:36It should be submitted to the Council.
09:38That's the crux of the matter.
09:40We must also take into account the fears, problems and interests of some.
09:44We will not have the majority for action in the Council.
09:47And the attackers, if they are among us, will know our intentions and be better able to thwart them.
09:51As part of my duties, I can cover any police operation of a limited nature.
09:56But the colonel would like much more.
09:59Knowing your attachment to the Confederation, I wanted to know your opinion, gentlemen.
10:04In my opinion, we must remain within the framework of a police operation.
10:07If the opponent arrives in force, we're going to look pretty silly.
10:10You are probably right.
10:12So, let's opt for a large-scale police operation.
10:18And lacking the battleship I dream of to counter those scoundrels, I would have so loved to send one or
10:23two heavy cruisers.
10:24Don't worry, old man. We'll do a good job with what we have.
10:29Come in, gentlemen.
10:33Over to you, Commander.
10:34Mission to monitor and defend the planet Diana against any foreign incursion.
10:38The Kangaroo, Cobra, and Snake cruisers will participate in the operation and will be placed under the respective commands of their captains.
10:45Edstrom, Agar and Malpa.
10:50I will order you some hummingbird.
10:52The light vessels, dragonflies and spiders will be under the command of Lieutenant Pierrot and Petit Gros.
10:56Their task will be close ground surveillance and making contact to gather information.
11:00Those are the orders.
11:02Formation flight to the target.
11:04Departure in two minutes.
11:05Come on, gentlemen.
11:10And there you have it.
11:31Spider dragonflies, is everything alright on board?
11:42Everything is OK, Lieutenant.
11:57Gentlemen, in ten seconds, we'll be going into hyperspace.
12:05You'll see, hyperspace is really amazing.
12:15Returning to normal space in a few seconds.
12:18Attention.
12:21The Andromeda Galaxy M31.
12:25That dragonfly, what a wonderful creature.
12:27Well restored, it's holding up just like before.
12:36To all ships, call to all ships.
12:39We are entering the zone of attraction of the sun of the planet Diana.
12:48We describe an ellipse to escape it.
12:53The objective is in front of us.
12:55Kangaroo, cobra and grass snakes with me.
12:58We remain in orbit outside the stratosphere.
13:01Try to find a natural shelter, meteorite or otherwise, to lie in wait for.
13:04The young people are over to you.
13:06Spider, close observation.
13:08Dragonfly ground investigation.
13:10And remember, no interference in the lives of the natives.
13:13No use of weapons, except in cases of extreme danger.
13:16Understood?
13:17Yes, sir.
13:18Program approach to the planet.
13:20We'll stay in touch.
13:22Good luck.
13:32Hey, here. Let's try to settle down here.
13:41Have a good trip, friends.
13:43The people here are supposed to live like our ancestors.
13:46That was about 20,000 years ago.
13:48I would like to be able to judge for myself.
13:50But we've been walking for several hours now and still no one.
13:54However, during the flyover, fires had been spotted in that area.
13:57It seems that living conditions are difficult.
14:00In the time of the Cro-Magnons, the earth was sparsely populated.
14:02and in total there was only the population of one of our lifetimes.
14:33There's no luck.
14:41This monster will kill them all.
14:43You might reach them.
14:44You're right.
14:47Oh well, I'm going.
14:49We don't create disasters.
14:49I'm going.
15:01There are no lands, only sounds.
15:02I'm going.
15:03Ouch, at the..."
15:23She said that if the hunters are dead, it will have been for nothing.
15:26How do you understand his language?
15:28No, of course not.
15:29But I can read his thoughts
15:33His heart is beating
15:35Come on, a little effort!
15:42He says that he, Apar, is a great hunter, not a fool.
15:49His name is Apar, that's his name
16:03Translate all of this for me.
16:04He said his father was a great chief
16:07A great and revered leader
16:09The day he died was a sad day.
16:24I'm the boss here
16:25It's me, do you hear? It's me and nobody else.
16:29Will you remain in your position?
16:34One day, while the cantankerous chief and his men were hunting
16:37Apar challenged the bear god to prove to everyone that he was a great hunter.
16:43Finally, now I understand.
16:48Well, oh yeah
17:08It's exactly like in the movie
17:13Yeah
17:24Yeah
17:27Dominated!
17:43But that's exactly right, Maestro!
17:50His name is Dominé. He is a scholar and a sorcerer.
17:53He was high priest during Appar's father's time and everyone respects him.
17:57It would be very interesting to chat with him a bit.
18:00Do you understand our language? That's very good.
18:02And you helped our young friends.
18:04How do I, myself, speak?
18:07Well, I'm a bit of a wizard, that's all.
18:08There's only one other idiot of a leader who thinks I'm rambling.
18:11But be warned, that's going to change, and very quickly, believe me!
18:14Ah, but be careful! Not a word!
18:17But tell me, where are you from?
18:20From the planet Omega, more than 2 million light-years away.
18:25This is Andromeda.
18:27And Alès?
18:272 million light-years!
18:28Oh, well, tell us, that's quite a journey, huh!
18:30Hmm, hmm, hmm!
18:32Okay, so, what about Alès?
18:33And it's the scorpion, right!
18:35And Virgo, Leo, Cancer, and Gemini!
18:41Where did you learn all this?
18:43Ah, there you have it, young men, our ancestors knew many things!
18:46Nothing is made up!
18:47I am simply continuing knowledge that was bestowed upon me by the celestial beings.
18:52And believe me, I can assure you that their knowledge was immense!
18:56They knew how to shape hard stones with a powerful fire to make all sorts of objects!
19:01They had instruments to indicate time and space, and they could fix their words in writing!
19:06And they could lift enormous weights!
19:09Or to rise into the air themselves!
19:11But where did these celestial beings come from?
19:14What became of them?
19:15Ah, there it is, there it is!
19:19Wait, a legend says that a long time ago, a great cold came to our land!
19:23And that almost all of its inhabitants perished!
19:25So, they arrived from a distant planet, just like you!
19:28Cut off from their world, they have settled here!
19:30At first, their memories were venerated like those of the gods!
19:33Then, with millennia of forgetfulness, I may be the last to know!
19:38Ah, it's pretty, isn't it?
19:40Well, I'll cook it tomorrow!
19:41I'm tired tonight!
19:44What's the point of all this knowledge, anyway?
19:48Join the ancestors!
19:50Come and tell me!
19:51Alright, good night!
19:58Even in archaic culture, Plato spoke of a civilization brought to earthlings by gods who came from the sky!
20:04Watch this for so long!
20:06I agree with you!
20:07But other cultures and even some religions have also adopted the myth of bipedal gods, leaving a lesson!
20:13That's all very curious!
20:25You know, I'd really like it if you called me by my first name!
20:29My name is Pierrot and your name is Yana!
20:31Me, Pierrot, and you, you're Yana!
20:34Me, Pierrot, you, Yana, yes?
20:38No, I'm Pierrot!
20:39And you, you are Yana!
20:42Pierrot, her and you?
20:46Married?
20:46We are not married, my good friends!
20:49Oh really, so Pierrot, one day you'll marry Yana!
20:55Who is it?
21:09And since then, you've never had any visitors from the sky?
21:13No, not really!
21:14We have seen UFOs!
21:17That's what unidentified flying objects are called!
21:20I wanted them to receive welcoming signals, but the boss wouldn't allow it!
21:24That idiot says it can only be evil spirits!
21:27Well, look, there he is, our great rock chief, that's him!
21:36You idiot, you've made another mistake in your hunting predictions!
21:39You know I'm starting to get fed up with the rate at which you can do the doors!
21:42And if you had made a little less noise with the sneezes, we would have had a better hunt!
21:45There wouldn't be fifteen of us to eat that!
21:47Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's it!
21:48Oh, and stop saying "yes-boss," it's precious!
21:50But what is...
21:51Who killed this animal?
21:56Is that you?
22:12So, still wasting time instead of working!
22:15And those people, of course, you don't know who they are, I suppose!
22:18So, who is it?
22:20They are friends...
22:21Friends!
22:21And friends from another planet!
22:25It's not really that the leaders are plotting there, plotting there!
22:27Eh ?
22:28That's all so ridiculous!
22:29You're plotting with someone else, aren't you!
22:31Let's seize them!
22:39And chef!
22:42Look!
22:44You, disappear!
22:46It's me, boss!
22:49Appa!
22:50You see, you will be my wife!
22:51And you, you'll be his wife, do you hear?
22:54Because he seems to find you to his liking!
22:58So, you say you come from the sky, Blanbec!
23:01Well then, prove it and quickly, or you'll end up in a wild animal trap!
23:06Like a step!
23:12Ah, you wanted proof, huh!
23:14Well, I'll give you some proof!
23:19I call upon the Great Spirit of Heaven!
23:21I call upon the Great Spirit!
23:24May the Great Spirit hear me!
23:26Can you hear me, my friend?
23:27Hey, we're not going to spend the night here, are we!
23:30Great Spirit, we need you greatly!
23:33Eh ?
23:35He's got it in his head!
23:36Do I look like a Great Spirit?
23:38No, I'm asking you!
23:39You don't understand that this is serious!
23:41He is in danger and perhaps he cannot tell us!
23:44Quick, help him!
23:46And there you have it!
23:47I understand perfectly, I have just communicated with the Great Spirit of Heaven!
23:53The Great Spirit of Heaven!
23:59Oh, we've secured it!
24:01Come on, let's win!
24:04Oh please!
24:22Oh, I have a feeling we're going to have a lot of fun!
24:29The spirit of evil
24:31Go away, we don't want you here
24:33I wait, disappear
24:34And you, come with me for a bit.
24:38Go away, disappear
24:40We don't want you, I can tell you
24:41Didn't you understand?
24:42File the large one here
24:44First of all, we are at home
24:45Did you understand?
24:47That's right, actually.
24:52I should bake my little statuette
24:55That's right, with all that, I almost forgot
25:09Are you a man or a god?
25:11We are people just like you
25:12Okay, so I'll go with you.
25:15No, Yana, your life is here with your family.
25:17Apart will make a good husband for you
25:20And a good leader for your people
25:26You have to rise above the human condition.
25:29Brute force must be banned
25:31To learn the respect you owe to your fellow human beings
25:34Love for others, whatever form it may take
25:36Progress
25:37And one day, you will become worthy of our community.
25:40And on that day, we will return
25:49You'll get my statuette
25:51Here's the Grass Hare, here's the Grass Hare
25:53A formation of eight combat ships is heading straight for you.
25:56Give your instructions
25:58Hummingbird here
26:00Cobra, a kangaroo in training
26:01Coulèvre, be prepared to attack from behind
26:04Good for us
26:04This is Interstellar Police
26:06Who are you ?
26:08Make yourself known, or we'll open fire in five seconds.
26:10Two, four, three, two, one
26:22They are fast
26:24I don't think we'll see them again anytime soon.
26:26For safety reasons, we're going to lay some space mines.
26:28Wait
26:29Have we heard any news about the Dragonfly?
26:32Dragonfly here, Dragonfly here
26:33With Spider, we join the training
26:36Nothing to report
26:46And some time later
26:50Come on, say goodbye
26:51Goodbye and happy hunting!
26:55Then young and beautiful gods descended from the sky in beautiful garments of light.
27:00And they brought to the men of our land
27:02Knowledge
27:03But among our own people, there were some wicked people.
27:06SO ?
27:21Subtitles by Jérémy Diaz
27:28Subtitles by Jérémy Diaz
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