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Maestro raconte à Pierrot, Psi, Petit Gros, Pierrette, Teigneux et Nabot, l'histoire des hommes géniaux, grands découvreurs et inventeurs, qui ont façonné notre monde actuel. Il commence par les Chinois, qui inventèrent de nombreuses choses bien avant le reste du monde.

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00:28The discoverers
00:30They offer us all the guarantees of happiness
00:32An exemplary light
00:36Who enlightens, who prospers
00:38And opens the way to the dreams of humans
00:42They found levers to lift the world
00:47And thanks to them, the Earth wanted to play ring-around-the-rosie
00:52Turn, turn, all the wheels of locomotion
00:57And cars following each other in a line
01:00And they march by, then quickly speed away
01:02The discoverers
01:04He is already riding other chimeras
01:06So that we may progress in the wisdom of our old age
01:13The discoverers
01:18The discoverers
01:26Where could he be?
01:28I hope nothing has happened to him
01:30It's true, we're all so used to seeing him among us
01:34Maestro, he's as solid as a rock, just like me.
01:36Of course, he's invulnerable, our friend.
01:40Yeah, yeah
01:44What a civilization, oh!
01:46Oh, what an organization!
01:48What traffic!
01:49What a demonstration, oh!
01:53Well, the Chinese, at least they're the ones
01:55Oh, sorry children
01:58Sorry for being late
02:00You see, I was studying the Chinese
02:03And as I was saying
02:05Oh no, no, I wasn't telling you anything at all.
02:09So naturally, that delayed me a bit.
02:12The traffic is appalling.
02:14It's freezing cold.
02:15Oh, that's the beard!
02:17I mean, look at my beard.
02:19Hey, could you, my boy, turn up the heat a little?
02:22And you, make me a little bit of hot tea?
02:25THANKS
02:43Ah, the Chinese, of course, always the Chinese.
02:46What are we going to talk about today, the Chinese?
02:51Finally, I mean, what big problem is this?
02:55Of the earth and its future?
02:58Ecology?
03:00Personally, I prefer we talk about cowboys and then Indians.
03:04And bam, bam!
03:05Well, actually, it was the Chinese who invented guns.
03:11Well before everyone else
03:13And the gunpowder, and the cannons, and the porcelain
03:18Yes, the Chinese discovered it 1700 years before others
03:22And the playing cards
03:23Yes, it's the Chinese again.
03:27Five centuries before everyone else
03:35These Chinese are bothering us
03:36I know what we're going to talk about
03:41Look, everything around us, this whole universe, made up of familiar objects
03:45It wasn't always this way
03:47We have artificial light in this comfortable house
03:51Central heating
03:52The water in the taps
03:55The phone
03:56Television and so many other things
03:59All of this seems obvious to you.
04:02But it took thousands of years.
04:05And an immense amount of effort and ingenuity
04:07To get to this point
04:13So if you would like
04:14We're going to talk about the great explorers
04:17Great discoveries of humankind
04:21Of all those who have contributed to making today's world
04:25Of those who will shape the world of tomorrow
04:27So, is that clear?
04:32I prefer cowboys.
04:34This is going to be boring again.
04:36No, it's not going to be boring.
04:38Not boring at all
04:39This is the story of human genius
04:41Barbant?
04:43But it's the most exciting of all the novels.
04:45What would we be?
04:47What would our world be like?
04:48Without the genius of inventors?
04:51Huh?
04:52Let's see
04:52Do you want to tell me?
04:55Huh?
04:57But maestro, what does all this have to do with the Chinese?
05:00It's as I was telling you
05:02The Chinese discovered everything.
05:04Well before the others
05:05Finally, almost everything
05:07Paper, maps, the decimal system
05:09The steam engine, the parachute
05:13Matches
05:14The compass
05:16Blood circulation
05:18All of this, one to two thousand years before the others
05:22And the cognac
05:23That surprises you, doesn't it?
05:27The mechanical clock
05:31The printing press
05:34And the rockets, the chain drive
05:36Suspension bridges
05:38And oil
05:39And...
05:40And none of this is known.
05:42Finally, almost no one
05:44So, you will be among the few who know.
05:47Maestro
05:47There are also many other famous inventors in human history.
05:52Archimedes
05:53Gutenberg
05:53Galileo
05:54Pastor
05:55Edison
05:55And many others, right?
05:57Yes, yes, of course, of course
05:59So, listen
06:00This time, we're going to talk about what the Chinese have discovered.
06:04Afterwards, we'll talk about the others
06:05Of all the others
06:06Do we agree?
06:08Yes !
06:11But let's start from the beginning.
06:13The first inventors of humanity were undoubtedly animals.
06:18Birds, monkeys
06:30The first inventors of humanity were undoubtedly animals.
06:34The first inventors of humanity were undoubtedly animals.
06:42The first inventors of humanity were undoubtedly animals.
07:21Of course, they were often helped by chance.
07:25But first, one had to think about exploiting chance.
07:38Oh, here we go!
07:40Let's go!
08:14Let's go!
08:40These were the inventors of the first tool, the first weapon, the first fire.
08:48Later, as large animals that serve as food sources become scarcer,
08:53Man will discover another way to meet his food needs.
08:58Discover agriculture.
09:07At this point in agriculture, we will return to the Chinese.
09:11As early as the 6th century BC, they were familiar with online culture.
09:16Intensive weeding.
09:18The iron plowshare and, a little later, the multi-row seed drill.
09:22These techniques will significantly improve yield,
09:25It will take the West more than 2000 years to adopt them.
09:292000 years, can you believe it?
09:34This is the beer of our Gauls.
09:36But the Chinese knew about this strong beer 1500 years earlier.
09:41Does that surprise you?
09:45By the way, where was I?
09:48To agriculture.
09:50Ah yes, or perhaps agriculture.
09:52Well, that brings us straight to the harness.
09:55Imagine, back in the days of the Order, I'm speaking to you,
09:58the classic harness, with a single withers,
10:00it was compressing the horse's throat, which was suffocating the poor creature.
10:07So, a Chinese ancestor came up with the idea of ​​the harness with traces,
10:11a strap or thong securely in place around the chest.
10:16That's a breather.
10:24A little later, a great-grandson of my Chinese counterpart
10:28had another idea.
10:30The collar harness rests on the shoulders.
10:34A revolution.
10:35The same beast would be able to pull loads ten times heavier.
10:45And a thousand years again.
10:48It will take the West another thousand years
10:50to invent the collar harness.
10:53Wait, now I think of that.
10:55I am now going to talk to you about the stirrup.
10:57Do you want to know how people used to get on a horse before stirrups?
11:01Well, I'll tell you.
11:18There were, of course, other methods.
11:31There were, of course, other methods.
11:38The stirrup was unknown to the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans.
11:42So, to get around, you want to know how it worked?
11:47Meanwhile, what about the Chinese?
12:14Of course, it was necessary to master the technique of metal casting.
12:20But obviously, here again, the Chinese were two thousand years ahead.
12:28Metal stirrups.
12:35This will change the face of the world.
12:39Coming from the depths of Asia, the invincible misers will surge forth.
12:50And that is how the Chinese stirrup enabled the rise of chivalry in the West.
12:55But it's incredible what these Chinese have invented.
12:58Not everything they say is true.
13:00It's just to annoy us.
13:04And that's not even telling you everything.
13:06There are too many things.
13:08Imagine!
13:09They found the compass before anyone else.
13:14The magic lantern, ancestor of cinema.
13:17The cardan shaft that will provide the automotive transmission.
13:21Hydropower.
13:26The steam engine.
13:28The locks.
13:30Waterboats.
13:32The rudder.
13:36Look, in the third century,
13:38sixteen centuries before the West,
13:40They discover the biological control of insects.
13:49Those that attack the fruit are destroyed by their fellow creatures.
14:01In the eleventh century, they would invent...
14:10The technique for recovering submerged objects.
14:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:36Oh, oh, oh.
14:43Ah, you're au-o-o
14:49He he he, well, that's good
15:01Ah ah
15:09Much later, in the 20th century, in Europe, things would not be much better in this area.
15:16It was in 1894 that Baden-Powell first flew using a kite.
15:23He drew his inspiration from birds.
15:25Otto Lilienthal would also pave the way for aviation.
15:28But the first person to fly a kite, and even then quite against his will, was a young Chinese prince.
15:35But let's start at the beginning.
15:38The Chinese were familiar with kites as early as the 5th century BC.
15:43The chronicle recounts that during the siege of a large city, the besieged used kites to make their presence known.
15:49their fate to their monk friends.
15:55I don't know if it happens that way, but it's a nice story, isn't it?
15:59I now have one that is much less pretty.
16:16At that time, the evil Emperor Cao Yang reigned.
16:20who had his own unique way of freeing his noble prisoners.
16:28The young Prince Huang managed to fly like this for a few kilometers.
16:33So he was the first flying man, 1300 years before Baden-Powell.
16:39I've already told you about a bridge.
16:41We will now come to the suspension bridge.
16:44Everyone agrees on this, it definitely comes from China.
17:05So this is the first suspension bridge.
17:08How long ago was that?
17:11Well, we don't know.
17:13In any case, later.
17:22Huh? What are they doing, huh? What are they doing?
17:28But what are they doing, huh? You can tell me.
17:33But it will never fire.
17:38It'll never fire, I tell you.
17:47The Handland bridge was built in the 3rd century BC.
17:50Here again, it would take the West 2000 years to discover this technique.
18:01Here we go.
18:25This time, Europe will only need five short centuries.
18:28to reach this level of perfection.
18:30I am now going to talk to you about the parachute.
18:32It is generally believed that Da Vinci was the first to think of it.
18:36However, this discovery predates him.
18:45Now look at the story of this young man.
18:47He is a future emperor of the Xia dynasty.
19:20This story took place 3000 years before our era.
19:25Much later, a little before the year 1100...
19:39Hehe, we win at everything.
19:40No, it won't fit in the workshop.
19:44So I'm going to jump with it.
19:46No, it's too heavy, you'll crush it.
19:48So what do we do?
19:50I have an idea, here's what I propose.
19:59Oh, I'm jumping.
20:04No, you're too heavy, it won't work.
20:05You're going to kill yourself.
20:08So what do we do?
20:10I'm the one who's going to jump.
20:12I am the lightest.
20:13You wait, I'll come back for it and we'll take the rest.
20:24This took place in 1080.
20:26And later...
20:49The French ambassador who was present recorded this extraordinary event in writing.
20:56One hundred years later, in Paris, while the Montgolfier brothers were inventing the hot air balloon, this document fell under their interested eyes.
21:03Extraordinary, incredible, finally a man who flies.
21:06But surely, Mr. Garnerin, you don't actually intend to jump into the void?
21:10Yes, Mr. Montgolfier, yes.
21:12To fly freely in the air.
21:14A lifelong dream.
21:16What the Chinese have done, I can do better.
21:20Having reached an altitude of 700 to 800 meters with one of your balloons, I release everything and...
21:24And so the invention of the parachute came straight from China.
21:28The first writing medium was undoubtedly the clay tablets of the Sumerian period.
21:33And that was 6000 years ago.
21:35Later came the papyri of the Egyptians.
21:43Paper, however, was invented by the Chinese around the second century BC.
21:47And this paper will find some surprising uses.
21:51Paper.
21:53More paper.
22:00Still paper.
22:11Cease fire!
22:14There you go, I'm offering you the end of the war and you'll trade your paper armor for our armor.
22:20metal.
22:20All right ?
22:22But why are you doing this?
22:25Your armor is at least as strong and much lighter than ours.
22:29It's much more practical for setting off on new conquests.
22:33So, is that clear?
22:34Come on, you others, get undressed!
22:40Around 810, the Chinese introduced paper money.
22:47Did you see? Just a piece of paper.
22:50You can do as much as you want.
22:52We're going to be rich, rich!
22:55Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be rich, rich!
23:09But counterfeiting is punishable by death.
23:16It was only in the 13th century that Europe became familiar with paper.
23:2015 centuries after China.
23:22And paper money only appeared in the 17th and 18th centuries.
23:26868, the first book printed on paper, the Diamond Sutra, a sacred text.
23:32In 1041, a Chinese man, Li Cheng, invented movable type.
23:3526 characters in the West, up to 400,000 in China.
23:39And these were the Mongol conquests.
23:41Here we are at the borders of the German Empire.
23:43Where, as if by a miracle, printing would soon appear.
23:48But our Chinese friends haven't only invented positive things.
23:51Rifles, mortars, cannons.
23:56Fire lance, flamethrower.
24:00Yes indeed, even for that, they didn't lack imagination.
24:04And the gunpowder, while their alchemists seek an elixir of longevity,
24:08Now they're going to find a way to shorten men's lives.
24:14The powder.
24:15And the rockets created for celebration.
24:19Perhaps it is human nature to make harmful what should bring them joy or be to them.
24:24useful.
24:37In a few more centuries, rockets will reach the West.
24:50But all of this is not inevitable.
24:53Inventions can and should signify progress, not aggression or a desire for domination.
24:59If he so chooses, man can be useful, benevolent, and sometimes even brilliant.
25:06Discoverers shape better worlds for us.
25:10With their eyes turned towards the sky, their thoughts wander elsewhere.
25:16Spinning hands and snow of stars, planets, and comets.
25:21Here the man takes off, he is about to leave the ground.
25:23My words are that he should fly away.
25:25Tomorrow, they will lead us to other heights.
25:30Because for them, man is only at the beginning of his story.
25:33The discoverers!
25:39The discoverers!
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